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If you don't support debt and oversize govt, you are a racist terrorist hostage taker rapist slaveowner murderer ignoramus, AKA, Republican | uberpower | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,506,906 | ShitPoliticsSays | ccpmhev |
The National Parks Are Opening! | OregonOrBust | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,499,871 | SaltLakeCity | 1o7wq0 |
So we voted in the people that wanted to shut down the government, they shut it down, and now we're unhappy that we got what we wanted? | arandomJohn | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,308 | SaltLakeCity | ccpmmyc |
Pagan quincenas (y bonos) atrasadas a maestros de Oaxaca | mullermx | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,499,622 | mexico | 1o7we6 |
Washington man gets harassed for observing BPD officer during routine traffic stop. | DudeILostMyDerp | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,499,531 | Boise | 1o7wa9 |
Yep, everyone stopped in a routine traffic stop is clearly one of the dregs of society. | lazyatheist | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,561,025 | Boise | ccq4f1r |
But all medicines are made by the big scary Evil Pharmaceutical Company! | Lexusjjss | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,517,716 | rage | ccpqsuj |
And the only reason they give them away is because they make so much money by giving things away for free! | TCoop | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,519,602 | rage | ccprlu1 |
But but but... Isn't arena where you dive into their team of 5 as Thanatos? | Abulsaad | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,504,035 | Smite | ccplf8r |
Women Are Hard to Animate Because They Have Emotions, Says Disney | blindConjecture | 1,369 | 1,369 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,498,958 | nottheonion | 1o7vnv |
Check the touch settings | Hipsterbot | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,500,888 | windowsphone | ccpkd3c |
Wow, totally didn't think of that. | stevenmcman | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,501,403 | windowsphone | ccpkj2a |
Racist. | Rhawk187 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,520,194 | Conservative | ccprus9 |
India's 'blame the victim' satire goes viral - Bollywood actresses use comedy to skewer those who blame women for rape. | Aschebescher | 3,099 | 3,099 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,497,528 | videos | 1o7u2n |
Finally, women starting to take some responsibility! | slick8086 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,517,701 | videos | ccpqslq |
personally i feel there are no jokes about rape are funny. | RickTheBeard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,532,520 | videos | ccpwgsf |
People Would Rather Buy a Self-Driving Car From Google Than GM | Sidewinder77 | 3,326 | 3,326 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,497,526 | technology | 1o7u2i |
How long do you expect the transmission to operate? | FourCounters | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,528,402 | technology | ccpv1uf |
Okay, how would you design it? | FourCounters | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,544,791 | technology | ccq08e5 |
Our trophies are the best trophies overall, though, so it all evens out. | trumpet_23 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,509,858 | CFB | ccpnmcb |
Yeah, every year I look forward to our battle over the LoLhat. | VanFailin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,513,662 | CFB | ccpp4bo |
Car bomb damages Swedish consulate in Benghazi | [deleted] | 108 | 108 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,497,390 | worldnews | 1o7tx9 |
This is blowback for Sweden's meddling in the Middle-East. | Muslim_Acid_Salesman | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,508,512 | worldnews | ccpn3ey |
If the US would just leave everyone alone, then no one would bother them. | darkgatherer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,547,939 | worldnews | ccq16jl |
Nuclear physics. | [deleted] | 107 | 107 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,502,383 | AskReddit | ccpkuqm |
Data Hypercubes and dimensional modeling, nothing says cool guy at the party like someone talking about envisioning the relation and set theories of data by using a hypercube. | matthra | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,519,535 | AskReddit | ccprksu |
In U.S., Perceived Need for Third Party Reaches New High | captmorgan50 | 3,608 | 3,608 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,496,266 | politics | 1o7suo |
What did Nader screw up? | NoNonSensePlease | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,500,781 | politics | ccpkbup |
Yeah because Obama didn't win the popular vote and only scrapped by on the electoral side | The_Arctic_Fox | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,504,790 | politics | ccplp11 |
Green Party. | geeked_outHyperbagel | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,500,346 | politics | ccpk6uy |
Libertarian party is way more popular. | CuilRunnings | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,505,540 | politics | ccplz0m |
True, but if it were up to them, we'd still have segregation. | geeked_outHyperbagel | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,505,815 | politics | ccpm2q5 |
Blaming men gets old, and I tire of women that quote Marilyn Monroe. | PastafarianT | 480 | 480 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,495,569 | MensRights | 1o7s7l |
It wouldn't be able to be sold at an auction house, but there's always a rich oligarch in some obscure country that would be happy to buy it. | kcell | 136 | 136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,496,202 | explainlikeimfive | ccpj28q |
I agree, but it's probably also for the sex | Hail_Bokonon | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,503,135 | explainlikeimfive | ccpl3yz |
No, rape is about power. | crazedanimal | -16 | -16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,521,014 | explainlikeimfive | ccps77e |
What was Jesus' favorite color? | nota999 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,496,193 | Christianity | ccpj26s |
Blue, just like His eyes. | 316trees | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,548,800 | Christianity | ccq1fzk |
Jon Stewart Tears Into GOPers Rejecting Obamacare: If You Have Better Idea, 'Let's F*cking Hear It!' | Stthads | 245 | 245 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,493,548 | politics | 1o7qf6 |
But we can just go to the ER, they have to tape us back together. | z9nine | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,495,899 | politics | ccpizw7 |
Vancouver Canucks' Alex Edler faces hearing | NahualSlim | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,492,543 | hockey | 1o7pl2 |
I'm sure it was just a mistake and Hertl sold it and Edler shouldn't be suspended. | boymayor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,497,483 | hockey | ccpjdi1 |
A former employee has sued the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, saying she was wrongfully terminated because she refused to change the results of her investigation into the banking firm Goldman Sachs. | rats99ass | 3,547 | 3,547 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,492,230 | news | 1o7pcu |
I thought actual Amazon women made Amazon. | Ranger107 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,358 | pics | ccpmnn3 |
You must be a hit at parties. | mastrann | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,513,364 | AskMen | ccpp013 |
Yeah, respecting relationships is for losers! | LogisticsNightmare | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,513,604 | AskMen | ccpp3ht |
Formula 1's Leading Team Has a Big Secret | LaurentBoinot | 160 | 160 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,490,751 | technology | 1o7o8v |
Richard Branson on war on Drugs "As a businessman, if I had a business that was a failure for 6 years, I'd close it down" (video) | ChetnBernie | 2,053 | 2,053 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,490,571 | politics | 1o7o39 |
Guys... Guys I know the answer... Lets... double down on our policy and inject tons of money into our failed program! | sknnbones | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,514,082 | politics | ccppah3 |
ABC News Video Catches Cops Breaking the Law | OoogaOoogaYoink | 158 | 158 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,490,437 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | 1o7nzo |
Over 865,200 Gallons of Fracked Oil Spill in ND, Public In Dark For Days Due to Government Shutdown | 99red | 2,835 | 2,835 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,490,041 | politics | 1o7no3 |
The Last Days of the GOP: We could be witnessing the death throes of the Republican Party | davidreiss666 | 1,913 | 1,913 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,489,365 | politics | 1o7n6p |
It's totally going to happen this time, too! | bongrippa | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,559,629 | politics | ccq460s |
The two sides of India. | zimvi | 2,311 | 2,311 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,488,476 | pics | 1o7ml3 |
ya because reddit is different | JWGhetto | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,494,771 | pics | ccpirh4 |
Rich girls whitened their skin, too. | theforkofjustice | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,496,084 | pics | ccpj1b6 |
You can also right click with your mouse to zoom in with your weapon. | akios89 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,500,089 | battlefield_4 | ccpk42d |
What have you done that you suspect no human being has ever done before? | Kaleon | 2,214 | 2,214 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,487,371 | AskReddit | 1o7lw4 |
I'm confused why such an occurrence was so important that she had to watch the news about it immediately/her mom had to call and text her so much. | sudoterminal | 203 | 203 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,525,048 | AskReddit | ccptu0e |
Americans, mate, Americans. | HorriBliss | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,529,310 | AskReddit | ccpvdei |
Nope, American here, I've got freedom running through my veins, and that's still stupid. | OriginalityIsDead | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,530,902 | AskReddit | ccpvx9s |
Ah yes, because Bin Laden deserves our respect so damn much. | mman2112 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,536,162 | AskReddit | ccpxmm7 |
$470,000 on wardrobes, $20,000 on a bath tub and $1 million on his garden - A German Catholic bishop has upset a few people with this kind of spending | whippsx | 3,354 | 3,354 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,487,356 | worldnews | 1o7lvu |
Well, you know, maybe a man that close to God should be surrounded by heavenly things? | MEANMUTHAFUKA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,506,786 | worldnews | ccpmfu6 |
Oh dear | WynnsterJ | 2,386 | 2,386 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,486,833 | facepalm | 1o7lk9 |
It's called Memorial day and it is the last Monday of May. | skw1dward | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,531,549 | facepalm | ccpw549 |
Turkish students face three years jail time for giving a Nazi Salute to Israeli students at the Majdanek concentration camp | [deleted] | 860 | 860 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,485,833 | worldnews | 1o7kx8 |
Well Turkey (and most Muslim nations and communities) was a Nazi ally .... Anyway I'm Germany the punishment wouldn't have been much different. | godiebiel | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,493,953 | worldnews | ccpilvx |
Turkey was neutral in WW2, idiot. | cabalamat | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,494,234 | worldnews | ccpinsd |
Meet my mom | dylan96r | 2,467 | 2,467 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,483,721 | AdviceAnimals | 1o7jl5 |
your mom is right, even though she sounds like a shit driver as well. | Gopherson | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,505,426 | AdviceAnimals | ccplxiv |
Yes, because ALL teenagers are horrible irresponsible drivers who don't deserve the privilege of driving a vehicle. | killbot500 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,511,488 | AdviceAnimals | ccpo9i0 |
40K New Yorkers sign up for ObamaCare | [deleted] | 777 | 777 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,482,722 | politics | 1o7ize |
Freeloaders! | dinoroo | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,499,512 | politics | ccpjxsd |
Facebook no longer lets users hide from search | GainSeAya | 3,185 | 3,185 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,479,441 | technology | 1o7h3n |
Facebook's worst feature was it telling people if you read their PMs. | panzerkampfwagen | 2,282 | 2,282 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,487,883 | technology | ccphqef |
For some reason, this doesn't bother me at all. | Prancemaster | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,491,574 | technology | ccpi82l |
So...there goes the only thing that stopped my students from finding me? | Surt627 | 853 | 853 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,490,079 | technology | ccpi0cj |
Denver floats new rules that could make even the odor of pot a crime | Aswas | 107 | 107 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,479,328 | Denver | 1o7h15 |
Red Cross to distribute food to Poor British Familys | badbuzz | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,478,501 | unitedkingdom | 1o7ghk |
Is this the new fairer welfare state the Tories keep going on about. | d_r_benway | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,487,252 | unitedkingdom | ccphnq6 |
"This is - and this is no hyperbole or exaggeration - this is a return to the Bjelke-Petersen days." | quink | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,478,477 | brisbane | 1o7ggp |
It's the organised crime, drug dealing, and drive-by shootings that can potentially involve innocent bystanders that is the problem. | KoNP | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,534,882 | brisbane | ccpx8cb |
Because bikies are the only ones involved in organised crime, drug dealing, and shootings | Abbrevi8 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,706,700 | brisbane | ccr37me |
GOP FL Rep Yoho: Furloughed workers should not get back pay | westparkguy | 572 | 572 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,476,741 | politics | 1o7fb5 |
Mother suing cop because high speed chase lead to her son's death. | computerwiz720 | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,470,539 | rage | 1o7anj |
How else is she gonna get the rest of her grill blinged out? | unclefisty | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,486,106 | rage | ccphiyn |
Somehow I think money will ease her very apparent grief | Mansyn | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,520,656 | rage | ccps1r8 |
If I had to guess, it's the Infinity Pistol's fault. | blackmarketdolphins | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,476,785 | Borderlands | ccpgd2g |
I WISH yes | BlackSwallowtail | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,470,064 | creepyPMs | 1o7a8b |
Halloween is coming up, better watch out for people throwing pumpkins! | ahmkcco | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,475,922 | creepyPMs | ccpg8c3 |
**Yoru** lack of interest wasn`t clear enough, you see? | dogtatokun | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,504,926 | creepyPMs | ccplqvn |
Steam Train attempts to play "The Stanley Parable Demo" | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,469,856 | doublespeaksterile | 1o7a1w |
TalkingRaccoon wrote: | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,470,029 | doublespeaksterile | ccpf3nu |
F2(almost)F ~ Down 40lbs ! | gertieyorkes | 233 | 233 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,469,364 | fatpeoplestories | 1o79m8 |
Would those be *quantum* toxins, or the regular ones? | easuter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,677,178 | fatpeoplestories | ccqtfg0 |
The National Park Service's Behavior Has Been Shocking, And It Should Be Privatized | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,467,507 | politics | 1o77zv |
Take a shower in the sink! | iamzeph | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,505,593 | TinyHouses | ccplzpx |
Congress is always asleep | cnickya | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,492,442 | pics | ccpictz |
Pavel Datsyuk's dirty deke on Oliver Eckman-Larsson | erau72 | 336 | 336 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,464,654 | hockey | 1o75a7 |
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