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Well, at least indians never had slaves.
waaaghbosss
3
3
0
2013-10
1,381,417,826
comics
ccowf24
No offense to breast cancer month, but
curmudge_john
16
16
0
2013-10
1,381,533,666
nfl
1o98hc
Am I racist?
[deleted]
0
0
0
2013-10
1,381,531,718
AskReddit
1o961t
Stephanie Brown's coming back.
[deleted]
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,530,653
comicbooks
1o94mf
~~You can all shut up now.~~ I'm sure many people will be happy about this.
vivvav
2
2
0
2013-10
1,381,530,670
comicbooks
ccpvudh
It's DC, I'm sure they'll ruin it.
ChuckZombie
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,531,204
comicbooks
ccpw0z5
This Rolled in for Undercoating touch up *Facepalm
Colincarguy
57
57
0
2013-10
1,381,529,978
Justrolledintotheshop
1o93pq
How is this NOT an essential government service?
IrishJoe
2
2
0
2013-10
1,381,530,313
politics
ccpvpye
Word cloud of responses to the question "How would you describe the President"
Zifnab25
35
35
0
2013-10
1,381,526,511
Libertarian
1o8z8x
Yeah, with all his experience in different political positions, it's easy to get mixed up.
TheCrool
6
6
0
2013-10
1,381,537,668
Libertarian
ccpy2zg
This offense is a lot more balanced than WVU last year
BaylorNinja
3
3
0
2013-10
1,381,534,971
CFB
ccpx9cj
its hard to take the air out of the ball halfway through the 2nd quarter...
Wmdalford
4
4
0
2013-10
1,381,548,878
CFB
ccq1gt6
Lynch Questionable with a Hip Injury?
sonofalando
8
8
0
2013-10
1,381,524,793
Seahawks
1o8wze
Biron to start over Lundqvist Saturday
rthomps6
45
45
0
2013-10
1,381,524,731
hockey
1o8wwp
Uh... Its pretty normal for Biron to start after 3 or 4 games... Don't get crazy guys.
imnotthesmartestman
70
70
0
2013-10
1,381,527,436
hockey
ccpupjy
I picked it out of a hat
memoryfailure
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,536,884
Gunners
ccpxugw
I'm rather disturbed by that "slave" comment as a support main .-.
Ouraclaude
891
891
0
2013-10
1,381,528,909
leagueoflegends
ccpv8bw
Supports always yell at me when as an ADC, I use the extra gold I have when I b and buy items to buy more wards =/
Dragonspear
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,608,149
leagueoflegends
ccqdn0l
You should tell them to know their place and shut up before you slap them for insubordination.
BlueNotesBlues
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,625,987
leagueoflegends
ccqj3o8
Oscar is excited for Halloween.
thebrookesterr
2,165
2,165
0
2013-10
1,381,523,141
aww
1o8upw
the living embodiment of excitement
JimmyCumbs
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,606,966
aww
ccqda09
ITT: Everyone severely undervaluing Asik
[deleted]
7
7
0
2013-10
1,381,540,375
nba
ccpywmt
Yeah, he's at least worth 2 Rondos
Gurchimo
0
0
0
2013-10
1,381,599,089
nba
ccqaxne
"Dad, I'm gay and I've found someone I want to spend the rest of my life with..."
FactsEyeJustMadeUp
1,955
1,955
0
2013-10
1,381,523,062
AdviceAnimals
1o8uli
As another black person don't act like you speak for all of us.
DownvoteDaemon
9
9
0
2013-10
1,381,535,053
AdviceAnimals
ccpxab7
As a white guy, how's it going... my homies?
[deleted]
9
9
0
2013-10
1,381,535,204
AdviceAnimals
ccpxbxb
"upper middle class black person".. is a ghetto slang for daddy isn't in prison, right?
groppersam
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,537,166
AdviceAnimals
ccpxxiv
What a Jew.
reddhead4
-11
-11
0
2013-10
1,381,577,240
pettyrevenge
ccq6bcz
Last night was rough, but I am wearing my jersey proudly today along with supporting breast cancer!
waterwolfe
25
25
0
2013-10
1,381,522,712
DetroitRedWings
1o8u3f
Madonna Banned From Alamo Drafthouse After Texting During '12 Years A Slave' NYFF Premiere
actioncomicbible
2,257
2,257
0
2013-10
1,381,521,485
movies
1o8scn
Meet my girlfriend.
jl101794
953
953
0
2013-10
1,381,521,085
AdviceAnimals
1o8rs9
Should've asked them to bring home the leftovers since you are already going to get sloppy seconds.
paladine1
250
250
0
2013-10
1,381,521,536
AdviceAnimals
ccpsfa4
Get a job, Cuckold.
borderrat
-8
-8
0
2013-10
1,381,547,228
AdviceAnimals
ccq0yqt
That was hilarious.
BaltimoreSkater
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,557,641
AdviceAnimals
ccq3rqx
Help Riot fixing EUW
IHaveThisUsername
710
710
0
2013-10
1,381,520,102
leagueoflegends
1o8qer
Haven't we done something like this a month ago already?
Vandem
8
8
0
2013-10
1,381,524,182
leagueoflegends
ccpthxv
yes and they obviously fixed it and now we running it again and they fixing it again!
fsidemaffia
-2
-2
0
2013-10
1,381,535,133
leagueoflegends
ccpxb4n
5.0 earthquake strikes near Fukushima
Sean_Coonnery
36
36
0
2013-10
1,381,517,904
conspiracy
1o8n9c
They are pretty common in that area of the world, thousands every year.
moparornocar
0
0
0
2013-10
1,381,522,076
conspiracy
ccpsn8n
Great location for a nuclear reactor.
BlindedByLights
6
6
0
2013-10
1,381,522,441
conspiracy
ccpssif
Pro-tip for women who befriend lonely guys.
[deleted]
631
631
0
2013-10
1,381,517,784
AdviceAnimals
1o8n37
Summoner - The Third Tanking Class
Lepalose
12
12
0
2013-10
1,381,517,681
ffxiv
1o8mx4
But that gun law was OK because it was to keep uppity n*ggers from getting guns
TaylorS1986
12
12
0
2013-10
1,381,552,530
politics
ccq2im9
Heard this the other day.
Oblivious_Paladin
1,798
1,798
0
2013-10
1,381,516,972
AdviceAnimals
1o8ltl
Down's Syndrome is a choice!
Drawtaru
3
3
0
2013-10
1,381,537,695
AdviceAnimals
ccpy39z
Full Force-Tribes Ascend Montage By B4llista
B4llista
19
19
0
2013-10
1,381,516,928
Tribes
1o8lrn
I forgot how high normal peoples' sensitivities are
AyrtonSenna
0
0
0
2013-10
1,381,527,770
Tribes
ccputsc
Elitist alert!
GimmeAnotherOne
2
2
0
2013-10
1,381,528,850
Tribes
ccpv7jo
My conservative Christian boss complimented me on my shirt today.
[deleted]
2,191
2,191
0
2013-10
1,381,516,536
pics
1o8l61
103.5 is now The Beat again
croquetica
9
9
0
2013-10
1,381,516,430
Miami
1o8kyr
That's what i call skill
filmocar
2,045
2,045
0
2013-10
1,381,513,954
gifs
1o8h45
To bad she can't score a fucking goal!
dball37
0
0
0
2013-10
1,381,552,092
gifs
ccq2eba
Clutch pedal: how to reduce throw.
Adren406
9
9
0
2013-10
1,381,513,813
Shitty_Car_Mods
1o8gwt
What small thing happened to you as a child that still bothers you?
MisterFailZ
203
203
0
2013-10
1,381,513,742
AskReddit
1o8gsu
These days that's sexual harassment.
justcurious12345
2
2
0
2013-10
1,381,557,176
AskReddit
ccq3o4m
Not if you're a guy getting pantsed, its just fun and games!
Patriotdash
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,565,094
AskReddit
ccq50vc
2k always sucks before the update
MiamiFootball
2
2
0
2013-10
1,381,514,757
NBA2k
ccppkcc
Thanks for the advice.
TheDanSandwich
-5
-5
0
2013-10
1,381,514,872
NBA2k
ccppm1m
Archers weren't usually used in Antiquity due to being considered "cowardly".
owned2260
68
68
0
2013-10
1,381,512,726
badhistory
1o8fa0
So bows were considered cowardly but javelins and pilums not?
buy_a_pork_bun
23
23
0
2013-10
1,381,517,109
badhistory
ccpqjlk
But they only used bows and swords back then!
GrammarGorilla
8
8
0
2013-10
1,381,552,003
badhistory
ccq2dd5
I'm so glad I'm American, that could never happen here.
Theres_A_FAP_4_That
-5
-5
0
2013-10
1,381,512,257
todayilearned
ccpok6a
Glendening to make NHL debut centering fourth line
raldios
44
44
0
2013-10
1,381,510,851
DetroitRedWings
1o8ci8
If he doesn't score a hat trick while putting one through his legs, I won't be impressed.
UntotenJesus
13
13
0
2013-10
1,381,516,721
DetroitRedWings
ccpqdl1
Nike has stepped up their game, and is now customizing the eyes of Oregon's cheerleaders.
AthenaQ
473
473
0
2013-10
1,381,508,826
CFB
1o89e7
They obviously need this to keep up with Washington cheerleaders.
tctykilla
38
38
0
2013-10
1,381,509,079
CFB
ccpnbcz
Dell rep wanted proof: Broken heat sink fan
bonesawed
596
596
0
2013-10
1,381,507,869
sysadmin
1o87vn
wow it was a really good thing I didn't have headphones on at max volume, thanks!
crypticgeek
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,535,544
sysadmin
ccpxfrw
Speed Cameras Nab 200,000 Drivers in First 40 Days
kanooker
38
38
0
2013-10
1,381,507,531
chicago
1o87d0
Ladies and gentlemen, my Mother-in-law.
[deleted]
2,380
2,380
0
2013-10
1,381,507,295
AdviceAnimals
1o870k
uh, you're the man it's your job to have the job and make the money
test822
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,546,287
AdviceAnimals
ccq0on3
TIL That Mongoose Bikes are owned by the same company that owns GT, Cannondale, and Schwinn.
cc4ever
70
70
0
2013-10
1,381,507,163
MTB
1o86so
This is why any Cannondale made after 2003 is nothing but a soulless hunk of metal.
[deleted]
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,508,696
MTB
ccpn5wj
Battleground Texas: How Rick Perry Could Be Their Last Republican Governor
todayilearned83
342
342
0
2013-10
1,381,507,156
politics
1o86s1
I'm a Texas voter and I'm voting for Wendy Davis!
KilgoreTrout1
34
34
0
2013-10
1,381,517,903
politics
ccpqvov
But they aren't "real" Americans!
TaylorS1986
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,560,863
politics
ccq4e3d
I am a "Screenshot Artist" | AMA as well
Chewiemuse
448
448
0
2013-10
1,381,506,892
gaming
1o86db
Borderlands 2 $100,000 Loot Hunt begins today.
yanggmd
50
50
0
2013-10
1,381,506,749
gamernews
1o865c
Guild Wars 2 build discussions takes an unexpected turn for the creepy
tasonjodd
127
127
0
2013-10
1,381,506,367
creepyPMs
1o85ks
Yeah when I'm reading a good build for a champion on lol i can't help but get hard
overlykilled
13
13
0
2013-10
1,381,507,155
creepyPMs
ccpmktt
Because girls only play video games to get attention from guys.
Das_Perderdernerter
63
63
0
2013-10
1,381,509,393
creepyPMs
ccpnfpb
Thanks for the helpful mansplaination!
TranceGemini
51
51
0
2013-10
1,381,506,276
creepyPMs
1o85fz
The trend in American politics
Razmuffin
2,006
2,006
0
2013-10
1,381,505,769
AdviceAnimals
1o84q0
NHL's power rankings (colorado 10 )
wisemtlfan
3
3
0
2013-10
1,381,505,231
hockey
1o83xr
Whatever NHL, whatever.
therocketman93
31
31
0
2013-10
1,381,505,770
hockey
ccpm24m
Matt Flynn makes more than Andrew Luck, RGIII, Ryan Tannehill, Russell Wilson - combined.
jnlln
409
409
0
2013-10
1,381,504,557
nfl
1o82x4
Why the can't abolish karma points.
oaklad
-1
-1
0
2013-10
1,381,504,260
AskReddit
ccpli2y
Then there's no way we will see the reposts of things we missed or gifs of videos that just made the front page yesterday.
YetiGuy
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,504,432
AskReddit
ccplkcu
Man denied mammogram due to his sex, gets breast cancer.
Invalid_Target
253
253
0
2013-10
1,381,504,023
MensRights
1o8266
Waitwaitwait... "The Libertarian Republic" is outraged that a private enterprise used their freedom to deny service to an individual?
Tech_Itch
2
2
0
2013-10
1,381,563,973
MensRights
ccq4vhq
A North Dakota farmer who discovered an oil spill the size of seven football fields while out harvesting wheat says that when he found it, crude was bubbling up out of the ground
DoremusJessup
987
987
0
2013-10
1,381,503,914
politics
1o8211
It's a pipeline rupture most likely he will lose his farm for having stolen all that oil from the oil companies!
2coolfordigg
9
9
0
2013-10
1,381,509,200
politics
ccpnd1u
Why do I find this so funny?
majestichobo
1,537
1,537
0
2013-10
1,381,502,431
funny
1o800e
Well dammit you must have sucked all the funny out of it.
OverheadIsTaken
-5
-5
0
2013-10
1,381,511,240
funny
ccpo5x1
What're we, fucking stupid?
ofwgChris
1,516
1,516
0
2013-10
1,381,501,539
conspiracy
1o7yt6
What's the biggest lie that people believe to be true?
Krazy_Kollege_Kid
210
210
0
2013-10
1,381,501,186
AskReddit
1o7ydu
I thought he wasn't bad until he added me on fb.
lolihull
180
180
0
2013-10
1,381,501,096
creepyPMs
1o7ya9
Probation Officer Shoots and Kills 2-Year-Old Jack Russell Terrier, Said He Gave Dog Verbal Command to Get Back
[deleted]
281
281
0
2013-10
1,381,500,703
dogs
1o7xsf
The shutdown is a total disaster for the GOP
jesuz
554
554
0
2013-10
1,381,500,473
politics
1o7xhe
Thank God!
My_soliloquy
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,516,990
politics
ccpqhsu