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Well, at least indians never had slaves. | waaaghbosss | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,826 | comics | ccowf24 |
No offense to breast cancer month, but | curmudge_john | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,533,666 | nfl | 1o98hc |
Am I racist? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,531,718 | AskReddit | 1o961t |
Stephanie Brown's coming back. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,530,653 | comicbooks | 1o94mf |
~~You can all shut up now.~~ I'm sure many people will be happy about this. | vivvav | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,530,670 | comicbooks | ccpvudh |
It's DC, I'm sure they'll ruin it. | ChuckZombie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,531,204 | comicbooks | ccpw0z5 |
This Rolled in for Undercoating touch up *Facepalm | Colincarguy | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,529,978 | Justrolledintotheshop | 1o93pq |
How is this NOT an essential government service? | IrishJoe | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,530,313 | politics | ccpvpye |
Word cloud of responses to the question "How would you describe the President" | Zifnab25 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,526,511 | Libertarian | 1o8z8x |
Yeah, with all his experience in different political positions, it's easy to get mixed up. | TheCrool | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,537,668 | Libertarian | ccpy2zg |
This offense is a lot more balanced than WVU last year | BaylorNinja | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,534,971 | CFB | ccpx9cj |
its hard to take the air out of the ball halfway through the 2nd quarter... | Wmdalford | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,548,878 | CFB | ccq1gt6 |
Lynch Questionable with a Hip Injury? | sonofalando | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,524,793 | Seahawks | 1o8wze |
Biron to start over Lundqvist Saturday | rthomps6 | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,524,731 | hockey | 1o8wwp |
Uh... Its pretty normal for Biron to start after 3 or 4 games... Don't get crazy guys. | imnotthesmartestman | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,527,436 | hockey | ccpupjy |
I picked it out of a hat | memoryfailure | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,536,884 | Gunners | ccpxugw |
I'm rather disturbed by that "slave" comment as a support main .-. | Ouraclaude | 891 | 891 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,528,909 | leagueoflegends | ccpv8bw |
Supports always yell at me when as an ADC, I use the extra gold I have when I b and buy items to buy more wards =/ | Dragonspear | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,608,149 | leagueoflegends | ccqdn0l |
You should tell them to know their place and shut up before you slap them for insubordination. | BlueNotesBlues | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,625,987 | leagueoflegends | ccqj3o8 |
Oscar is excited for Halloween. | thebrookesterr | 2,165 | 2,165 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,523,141 | aww | 1o8upw |
the living embodiment of excitement | JimmyCumbs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,606,966 | aww | ccqda09 |
ITT: Everyone severely undervaluing Asik | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,540,375 | nba | ccpywmt |
Yeah, he's at least worth 2 Rondos | Gurchimo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,599,089 | nba | ccqaxne |
"Dad, I'm gay and I've found someone I want to spend the rest of my life with..." | FactsEyeJustMadeUp | 1,955 | 1,955 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,523,062 | AdviceAnimals | 1o8uli |
As another black person don't act like you speak for all of us. | DownvoteDaemon | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,535,053 | AdviceAnimals | ccpxab7 |
As a white guy, how's it going... my homies? | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,535,204 | AdviceAnimals | ccpxbxb |
"upper middle class black person".. is a ghetto slang for daddy isn't in prison, right? | groppersam | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,537,166 | AdviceAnimals | ccpxxiv |
What a Jew. | reddhead4 | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,577,240 | pettyrevenge | ccq6bcz |
Last night was rough, but I am wearing my jersey proudly today along with supporting breast cancer! | waterwolfe | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,522,712 | DetroitRedWings | 1o8u3f |
Madonna Banned From Alamo Drafthouse After Texting During '12 Years A Slave' NYFF Premiere | actioncomicbible | 2,257 | 2,257 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,521,485 | movies | 1o8scn |
Meet my girlfriend. | jl101794 | 953 | 953 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,521,085 | AdviceAnimals | 1o8rs9 |
Should've asked them to bring home the leftovers since you are already going to get sloppy seconds. | paladine1 | 250 | 250 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,521,536 | AdviceAnimals | ccpsfa4 |
Get a job, Cuckold. | borderrat | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,547,228 | AdviceAnimals | ccq0yqt |
That was hilarious. | BaltimoreSkater | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,557,641 | AdviceAnimals | ccq3rqx |
Help Riot fixing EUW | IHaveThisUsername | 710 | 710 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,520,102 | leagueoflegends | 1o8qer |
Haven't we done something like this a month ago already? | Vandem | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,524,182 | leagueoflegends | ccpthxv |
yes and they obviously fixed it and now we running it again and they fixing it again! | fsidemaffia | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,535,133 | leagueoflegends | ccpxb4n |
5.0 earthquake strikes near Fukushima | Sean_Coonnery | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,517,904 | conspiracy | 1o8n9c |
They are pretty common in that area of the world, thousands every year. | moparornocar | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,522,076 | conspiracy | ccpsn8n |
Great location for a nuclear reactor. | BlindedByLights | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,522,441 | conspiracy | ccpssif |
Pro-tip for women who befriend lonely guys. | [deleted] | 631 | 631 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,517,784 | AdviceAnimals | 1o8n37 |
Summoner - The Third Tanking Class | Lepalose | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,517,681 | ffxiv | 1o8mx4 |
But that gun law was OK because it was to keep uppity n*ggers from getting guns | TaylorS1986 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,552,530 | politics | ccq2im9 |
Heard this the other day. | Oblivious_Paladin | 1,798 | 1,798 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,516,972 | AdviceAnimals | 1o8ltl |
Down's Syndrome is a choice! | Drawtaru | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,537,695 | AdviceAnimals | ccpy39z |
Full Force-Tribes Ascend Montage By B4llista | B4llista | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,516,928 | Tribes | 1o8lrn |
I forgot how high normal peoples' sensitivities are | AyrtonSenna | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,527,770 | Tribes | ccputsc |
Elitist alert! | GimmeAnotherOne | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,528,850 | Tribes | ccpv7jo |
My conservative Christian boss complimented me on my shirt today. | [deleted] | 2,191 | 2,191 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,516,536 | pics | 1o8l61 |
103.5 is now The Beat again | croquetica | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,516,430 | Miami | 1o8kyr |
That's what i call skill | filmocar | 2,045 | 2,045 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,513,954 | gifs | 1o8h45 |
To bad she can't score a fucking goal! | dball37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,552,092 | gifs | ccq2eba |
Clutch pedal: how to reduce throw. | Adren406 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,513,813 | Shitty_Car_Mods | 1o8gwt |
What small thing happened to you as a child that still bothers you? | MisterFailZ | 203 | 203 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,513,742 | AskReddit | 1o8gsu |
These days that's sexual harassment. | justcurious12345 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,557,176 | AskReddit | ccq3o4m |
Not if you're a guy getting pantsed, its just fun and games! | Patriotdash | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,565,094 | AskReddit | ccq50vc |
2k always sucks before the update | MiamiFootball | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,514,757 | NBA2k | ccppkcc |
Thanks for the advice. | TheDanSandwich | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,514,872 | NBA2k | ccppm1m |
Archers weren't usually used in Antiquity due to being considered "cowardly". | owned2260 | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,512,726 | badhistory | 1o8fa0 |
So bows were considered cowardly but javelins and pilums not? | buy_a_pork_bun | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,517,109 | badhistory | ccpqjlk |
But they only used bows and swords back then! | GrammarGorilla | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,552,003 | badhistory | ccq2dd5 |
I'm so glad I'm American, that could never happen here. | Theres_A_FAP_4_That | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,512,257 | todayilearned | ccpok6a |
Glendening to make NHL debut centering fourth line | raldios | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,510,851 | DetroitRedWings | 1o8ci8 |
If he doesn't score a hat trick while putting one through his legs, I won't be impressed. | UntotenJesus | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,516,721 | DetroitRedWings | ccpqdl1 |
Nike has stepped up their game, and is now customizing the eyes of Oregon's cheerleaders. | AthenaQ | 473 | 473 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,508,826 | CFB | 1o89e7 |
They obviously need this to keep up with Washington cheerleaders. | tctykilla | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,509,079 | CFB | ccpnbcz |
Dell rep wanted proof: Broken heat sink fan | bonesawed | 596 | 596 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,869 | sysadmin | 1o87vn |
wow it was a really good thing I didn't have headphones on at max volume, thanks! | crypticgeek | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,535,544 | sysadmin | ccpxfrw |
Speed Cameras Nab 200,000 Drivers in First 40 Days | kanooker | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,531 | chicago | 1o87d0 |
Ladies and gentlemen, my Mother-in-law. | [deleted] | 2,380 | 2,380 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,295 | AdviceAnimals | 1o870k |
uh, you're the man it's your job to have the job and make the money | test822 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,546,287 | AdviceAnimals | ccq0on3 |
TIL That Mongoose Bikes are owned by the same company that owns GT, Cannondale, and Schwinn. | cc4ever | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,163 | MTB | 1o86so |
This is why any Cannondale made after 2003 is nothing but a soulless hunk of metal. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,508,696 | MTB | ccpn5wj |
Battleground Texas: How Rick Perry Could Be Their Last Republican Governor | todayilearned83 | 342 | 342 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,156 | politics | 1o86s1 |
I'm a Texas voter and I'm voting for Wendy Davis! | KilgoreTrout1 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,517,903 | politics | ccpqvov |
But they aren't "real" Americans! | TaylorS1986 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,560,863 | politics | ccq4e3d |
I am a "Screenshot Artist" | AMA as well | Chewiemuse | 448 | 448 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,506,892 | gaming | 1o86db |
Borderlands 2 $100,000 Loot Hunt begins today. | yanggmd | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,506,749 | gamernews | 1o865c |
Guild Wars 2 build discussions takes an unexpected turn for the creepy | tasonjodd | 127 | 127 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,506,367 | creepyPMs | 1o85ks |
Yeah when I'm reading a good build for a champion on lol i can't help but get hard | overlykilled | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,155 | creepyPMs | ccpmktt |
Because girls only play video games to get attention from guys. | Das_Perderdernerter | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,509,393 | creepyPMs | ccpnfpb |
Thanks for the helpful mansplaination! | TranceGemini | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,506,276 | creepyPMs | 1o85fz |
The trend in American politics | Razmuffin | 2,006 | 2,006 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,505,769 | AdviceAnimals | 1o84q0 |
NHL's power rankings (colorado 10 ) | wisemtlfan | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,505,231 | hockey | 1o83xr |
Whatever NHL, whatever. | therocketman93 | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,505,770 | hockey | ccpm24m |
Matt Flynn makes more than Andrew Luck, RGIII, Ryan Tannehill, Russell Wilson - combined. | jnlln | 409 | 409 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,504,557 | nfl | 1o82x4 |
Why the can't abolish karma points. | oaklad | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,504,260 | AskReddit | ccpli2y |
Then there's no way we will see the reposts of things we missed or gifs of videos that just made the front page yesterday. | YetiGuy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,504,432 | AskReddit | ccplkcu |
Man denied mammogram due to his sex, gets breast cancer. | Invalid_Target | 253 | 253 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,504,023 | MensRights | 1o8266 |
Waitwaitwait... "The Libertarian Republic" is outraged that a private enterprise used their freedom to deny service to an individual? | Tech_Itch | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,563,973 | MensRights | ccq4vhq |
A North Dakota farmer who discovered an oil spill the size of seven football fields while out harvesting wheat says that when he found it, crude was bubbling up out of the ground | DoremusJessup | 987 | 987 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,503,914 | politics | 1o8211 |
It's a pipeline rupture most likely he will lose his farm for having stolen all that oil from the oil companies! | 2coolfordigg | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,509,200 | politics | ccpnd1u |
Why do I find this so funny? | majestichobo | 1,537 | 1,537 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,502,431 | funny | 1o800e |
Well dammit you must have sucked all the funny out of it. | OverheadIsTaken | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,511,240 | funny | ccpo5x1 |
What're we, fucking stupid? | ofwgChris | 1,516 | 1,516 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,501,539 | conspiracy | 1o7yt6 |
What's the biggest lie that people believe to be true? | Krazy_Kollege_Kid | 210 | 210 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,501,186 | AskReddit | 1o7ydu |
I thought he wasn't bad until he added me on fb. | lolihull | 180 | 180 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,501,096 | creepyPMs | 1o7ya9 |
Probation Officer Shoots and Kills 2-Year-Old Jack Russell Terrier, Said He Gave Dog Verbal Command to Get Back | [deleted] | 281 | 281 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,500,703 | dogs | 1o7xsf |
The shutdown is a total disaster for the GOP | jesuz | 554 | 554 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,500,473 | politics | 1o7xhe |
Thank God! | My_soliloquy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,516,990 | politics | ccpqhsu |
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