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Yeah, Canada is sooo crowded. | Big_Brain_on_Brett | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,494,734 | todayilearned | ccpir83 |
Shooting Blanks: The Players With the Worst ShotScore | [deleted] | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,433,980 | nba | 1o60og |
Never hurts to try | kingofantasies | 1,885 | 1,885 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,433,943 | funny | 1o60ls |
it's like somehow in our society we've forgotten that even if you can steal something and get away with it, you don't do it anyway because it's not yours and stealing is wrong. | pyrrhios | 375 | 375 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,439,916 | pics | ccp54c3 |
Blake Griffin undergoes MRI after suffering knee injury, no structural damage, no timetable for return | LobItUp | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,433,234 | nba | 1o5zjg |
Time to sign Odom! | Zeppelanoid | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,436,127 | nba | ccp3ne1 |
Early studies indicate sales decline during Redskins training camp. | fuzz_le_man | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,432,484 | rva | 1o5ygn |
Disclosure - When A fire Starts To Burn | Poopenheimer321 | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,430,368 | House | 1o5vaq |
never heard this song before | Dr0me | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,444,072 | House | ccp6m1l |
Simp content is best content. | baseline_simp | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,429,970 | simps | 1o5uon |
Looks like a mild case of hpv there. | GuessWho_O | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,384,638,698 | simps | cdfwswm |
Some people have no mercy for new spawns | evilviking | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,429,175 | dayz | 1o5tj6 |
Aw, he is stopped to give you a ride. | Merritt07atWork | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,430,181 | dayz | ccp18og |
A handy guide to people on public transport | td27 | 2,660 | 2,660 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,429,046 | funny | 1o5tcb |
I'm sure you would | Falcorsc2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,456,351 | funny | ccpatra |
Interesting mission idea | BoxOfBlades | 2,001 | 2,001 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,428,004 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1o5rsn |
It definitely works, [That's how the tank(s) arrive when you rob the bank in Blaine County, they point out that they're flying a tank in and you can see it arrive.] | chewp911 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,452,649 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccp9j3f |
Our government problem | MustangMafia | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,426,895 | AdviceAnimals | 1o5q3c |
Half the NYC metro area right now | badmotherfucker1969 | 2,478 | 2,478 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,426,627 | funny | 1o5pot |
And there's not a rivalry between App State and WCU. | Fuck_Mothering_PETA | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,448,101 | funny | ccp7zwv |
'Marvel's Agents of SHIELD' gets full season order | jimatx | 346 | 346 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,426,608 | television | 1o5pnu |
What a leader! | Crazyinbetween | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,475,755 | politics | ccpg7ca |
Been lifting for 3 weeks | JayHay23 | 1,706 | 1,706 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,425,762 | cringepics | 1o5oe4 |
GTA V will be released on PC at the start of 2014 - Report. | Marcore | 157 | 157 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,425,499 | pcmasterrace | 1o5nzr |
What a shocker. | JarekBloodDragon | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,429,388 | pcmasterrace | ccp0x83 |
Poorly hidden wine bottles everywhere. | MarinertheRaccoon | 636 | 636 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,426,605 | AskReddit | ccoztwb |
How badly did her drinking affect things? | ProtoJMan | 127 | 127 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,434,171 | AskReddit | ccp2v37 |
There's no bud light and whiskey. | Steakosaurus | 115 | 115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,435,922 | AskReddit | ccp3kc5 |
There was plenty of whiskey, too, but wine was definitely her first choice. | MarinertheRaccoon | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,436,308 | AskReddit | ccp3q0i |
Was there glitter? | Steakosaurus | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,436,920 | AskReddit | ccp3yrq |
Science is oppression | biasedbias | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,424,590 | TumblrInAction | 1o5mm2 |
All it needs is WiFi and I'm set | ArcticSpyder | 1,769 | 1,769 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,424,481 | funny | 1o5mff |
I just shot milk out of my nose because I was laughing too hard at this picture of a bus | Patfast | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,444,621 | funny | ccp6st9 |
Thought gaming would appreciate this | elsewhere1 | 2,412 | 2,412 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,424,224 | gaming | 1o5m1j |
Only extroverts seem to have an issue with it. | onafarawaybeach | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,447,419 | introvert | ccp7rkx |
Can someone explain the validity for the prison FEMA camps? | emotigerfights | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,423,505 | conspiracy | 1o5kyn |
That's sweet | emotigerfights | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,428,135 | conspiracy | ccp0ftt |
Not if they kill the majority of us. | platinum_peter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,429,271 | conspiracy | ccp0vjl |
The Teller told me I was the first to get them. | mysneezeshurt | 2,770 | 2,770 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,423,225 | pics | 1o5kj6 |
They look like toy money | jaggyjames | 396 | 396 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,423,540 | pics | ccoylct |
It's still pretty bland compared to the rest of the world really... though it's great they are getting subtly more colorful. | Choralone | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,433,857 | pics | ccp2qdr |
Paying in cash at Walmart was your first mistake, don't you know they only accept access cards this is a joke so please take it as a joke reddit | fingerbangher | 96 | 96 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,432,440 | pics | ccp25m5 |
11 Reasons Why You Should Date A Stoner Chick | Cfrish | 610 | 610 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,422,469 | trees | 1o5jdx |
London cops with guns. | Peel_my_Banana | 2,499 | 2,499 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,421,659 | pics | 1o5i8c |
I like how that fat fucking pigs belly hangs out of his bullet proof vest | DangerDick26 | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,446,526 | pics | ccp7gjk |
Why would you like that? | winkwinknudge_nudge | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,447,353 | pics | ccp7qrw |
because it makes it easier for them to get shot and die. | DangerDick26 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,449,014 | pics | ccp8av6 |
As classy a response as I expected. | winkwinknudge_nudge | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,449,083 | pics | ccp8bpv |
Construction of MRT in Jakarta begins | mr_sombong | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,421,343 | indonesia | 1o5hrg |
Ontario backs away from plans to buy new nuclear reactors | scottb84 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,421,271 | CanadaPolitics | 1o5hnh |
Let's not forget that what we call Ontario has been tectonicaly stable for **two and a half billion years** This ain't Fukushima | Lol-I-Wear-Hats | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,423,648 | CanadaPolitics | ccoymxx |
Doesn't that just mean we are due for the 'big one'? | isall | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,450,949 | CanadaPolitics | ccp8xy4 |
That guy with the majestic beard looks good. | [deleted] | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,424,824 | LiverpoolFC | ccoz3ti |
Pirlo? | MObaid27 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,531,933 | LiverpoolFC | ccpw9rr |
So excited for the collectors edition set especially after reading this: The CCP Mystery Code: Demystified | Alphax45 | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,419,623 | Eve | 1o5f43 |
Well that's one way to bring plex prices down. | shenghar | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,420,388 | Eve | ccoxcaz |
Is there a solid figure for preorders? | shenghar | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,422,882 | Eve | ccoybun |
Trudeau Slams Harper's 'Nanny State' Stance On Marijuana (VIDEO) | tantouz | 318 | 318 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,419,560 | canada | 1o5f0o |
House GOP will propose a short-term debt ceiling plan | HeLMeT_Ne | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,419,387 | news | 1o5ere |
Older married men, how much did your wife turn out like her mother? | I82manycookies | 2,159 | 2,159 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,419,318 | AskReddit | 1o5eo0 |
Problems logging in "Server is currently busy" or "Unknown Error" | Vanguard-Raven | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,419,162 | leagueoflegends | 1o5efv |
Don't worry guys, I'm sure Riot are working on it and will endeavor to let us know as soon as possible what the problem is! | howspiffing1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,419,234 | leagueoflegends | ccowwtw |
Yeah, the USA is really big on human rights for oil exporters. | Lard_Baron | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,480,720 | worldnews | ccpgwg4 |
Waiters and waitresses, have you ever served a celebrity and what was it like serving them? | gatsbygirl93 | 1,751 | 1,751 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,418,282 | AskReddit | 1o5d78 |
Bieber does it and it's a crime against humanity, Will Ferrell takes a bucket whizz and it's all brushed under the carpet. | The_Disco_Spider_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,445,323 | AskReddit | ccp71gi |
Ya because fuck the police for doing their jobs. | SOFEDUPWITHTHISWURLD | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,425,348 | movies | ccozbh5 |
What is the most dangerous thing you do at least once a day? | Ocounter1 | 2,030 | 2,030 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,913 | AskReddit | 1o5cpt |
Don't know why you're being downvoted as the question clearly is "at least once a day". | Ryannn24 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,438,004 | AskReddit | ccp4e4b |
Should the Scarborough RT become an elevated park? | masteractor | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,437 | toronto | 1o5c49 |
BRT to Malvern? | Ehau | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,422,489 | toronto | ccoy65y |
That would tear up the streets! | blafunke | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,447,436 | toronto | ccp7rtl |
It's the little things, "41 Tiny Mind-Blowing Things in GTA 5." | mckinley72 | 1,915 | 1,915 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,343 | videos | 1o5bz7 |
Black people not amused by white people. | GPilla | 742 | 742 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,280 | funny | 1o5bvx |
haven't seen all of these before | Andrebatman | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,426,697 | funny | ccozv7p |
JFK | hmcbabe | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,276 | aww | 1o5bvs |
He wasn't a very good president anyway | hmcbabe | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,358 | aww | ccow9dg |
But Vietnam was such a success! | Knoxie_89 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,418,753 | aww | ccowqp9 |
A gas station employee in Danville, VA was stalked and stabbed to death by people wearing these the other night. | williamthefloydian | 2,142 | 2,142 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,007 | WTF | 1o5biv |
This... This is just sad. | SilentStryk09 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,416,038 | Detroit | 1o5a9d |
serious question- can anyone give a rational explanation as to why anyone (besides friends and family) actually likes him? | yoshhash | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,419,904 | Detroit | ccox5qd |
Many people in the metro area value race over all else. | detroitdoesntsuckbad | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,420,159 | Detroit | ccox94s |
So... does that make them racist? | Cycloptic_Floppycock | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,421,409 | Detroit | ccoxqmz |
Copypasta: you're doing it wrong complete Facebook stranger. | Miz_Mink | 197 | 197 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,959 | creepyPMs | 1o5a53 |
"If they don't respond, I just send it three or four more times, right?" | fractalrock | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,420,518 | creepyPMs | ccoxe23 |
Creeper's skipping, try to wipe them off and put them back in the player. | Gamer_152 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,424,011 | creepyPMs | ccoys8n |
You can blow in my cartridge any time, bby ;) | tstorie3231 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,433,196 | creepyPMs | ccp2gnk |
Were the Borgias Really so Bad? | nastratin | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,879 | history | 1o5a13 |
Australia's newly elected conservative Government considers removing World Heritage Listing for parts of Tasmania's iconic wilderness areas in the Upper Florentine, the Styx, Huon, Picton and Counsel River Valleys | sheasie | 236 | 236 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,460 | australia | 1o59h7 |
I went cold when I heard the woman elected in Tasmania for the PUP talk candidly about 'using Clives business contacts' to open the whole of Tasmania up for mining. | Soluite | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,450,946 | australia | ccp8xwe |
Once you cut down all of the trees you may as well dig it up. | sloppyrock | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,474,932 | australia | ccpg2g1 |
Last night at work I found a cell with a heart shaped nucleus | coredditor | 3,025 | 3,025 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,397 | aww | 1o59em |
Must have been wounded in combat because it has a.. **Purple Heart** *YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH* | Jetsmart1 | 231 | 231 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,565 | aww | ccovng7 |
really happy you put purple heart in bold and said "YYEEEEAAAAAHHHH" that way we'd know it was a pun | PootieTooGood | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,430,093 | aww | ccp17g5 |
Why? | dan_kase | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,369 | Israel | 1o59cy |
Because they're filthy Palestinians | scarecrowslostbrain | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,544,133 | Israel | ccq01jo |
But come on guys not all cops are bad | TheWiredWorld | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,465,919 | conspiracy | ccpe1mo |
She's a keeper! | heyitscharles | 675 | 675 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,044 | cringepics | 1o58xj |
Jobs will be just lining up for her with all those weed pictures on her Facebook! | laur7620 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,428,345 | cringepics | ccp0iov |
Tasker and USB OTG. | Grandis12 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,079 | Android | ccow5yx |
Is it not possible to move icons wherever you want on the iPhone? | quirt | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,422,126 | Android | ccoy114 |
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