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pretty sad they wont be able to attend but whos replacing them? | demon1212 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,332,547 | starcraft | cco7k58 |
EG.Revival will now play three spots! | mellanbockenbruse | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,333,142 | starcraft | cco7sdc |
McDonald's Employee Confronts Executive: I can't afford shoes for my children | Chrristoaivalis | 1,578 | 1,578 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,355 | news | 1o2fn3 |
You know what would be an amazing but impossible to make? | getgetgetgetgot | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,222 | KerbalSpaceProgram | 1o2fgr |
Since a real Dyson sphere is just lots and lots of satellites, it wouldn't be impossible to make | Battlesheep | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,333,060 | KerbalSpaceProgram | cco7r8s |
What do you mean by "real dyson sphere"? | Pyro627 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,334,398 | KerbalSpaceProgram | cco89wt |
TIL Teenager protested CIA drone strikes, killed by a drone four days later | TobaTekSingh | 1,808 | 1,808 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,175 | todayilearned | 1o2fe4 |
What a crazy coincidence! | ReallifeTonySTark | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,345,511 | todayilearned | ccocteq |
Studies: Running Actually Helps Knees | Valley News | ChinaMama | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,007 | science | 1o2f5m |
"...if anything, running probably offers protection from osteoarthritis" That's some good science right there. | nfojunky | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,344,598 | science | ccocfyu |
Superfast red card, his reaction is great. | [deleted] | 892 | 892 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,330,877 | soccer | 1o2ezc |
Oh wow a team with the name Olympiacos is getting a favorable and quite ridiculous call...this is so weird. | theinspirond | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,362,445 | soccer | ccoj6xp |
What really sucks is he will probably be arrested. | Amerrorist | 1,432 | 1,432 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,334,095 | pics | cco85mu |
Thanks Obama | Singlemalt_28 | 758 | 758 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,335,610 | pics | cco8qxw |
I've stopped saying this because it's no longer a joke. | carrotflowerking2 | 171 | 171 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,336,083 | pics | cco8xq9 |
Proof the slimdown is working fine -- there's been little to no impact on the average person and jobs are still getting done just fine. | zerobeat | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,334,397 | pics | cco89wi |
Half of the $51bn for the 2014 Sochi Olympics, the most expensive ever, is alleged to have disappeared in corrupt building contracts | the_last_broadcast | 1,447 | 1,447 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,330,446 | worldnews | 1o2eci |
And to think that that $51 billion could be used for so much else...It could end poverty for hundreds of thousunds of people... It could revolutionize new technology... It could fund a colony on the Moon, or Mars, or Pluto. | 0thatguy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,351,893 | worldnews | ccofe9y |
being a nigger | dabuckingbronco | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,332,389 | AntiJokes | cco7hwp |
HA lol dud nice fukin niggrs m8 i h4te em | jerrytheman1998 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,343,625 | AntiJokes | ccoc1bo |
Or... he's adept at telling people what they want to hear and when his projects keep failing to live up to his promises, it's easier for people to label him a flawed dreamer than for them to accept they're simply gullible? | Skoardy | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,344,622 | Games | ccocgc0 |
AP poll: Obama at 37% approval | Sybles | 148 | 148 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,329,356 | Libertarian | 1o2cw4 |
Console peasants want humble bundles. | vandral | 468 | 468 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,329,263 | pcmasterrace | 1o2crp |
"I mean consoles you can take serious and not [a PC]" Go die. | Sureiyaa | 98 | 98 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,330,936 | pcmasterrace | cco6y8l |
Facebook frustrates me when I want to downvote someone so badly. | graphitezeppelin | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,338,992 | pcmasterrace | ccoa4ne |
It's the 'unfriend' button. | JayGatsby727 | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,343,478 | pcmasterrace | ccobz6y |
Not good enough, where is the 'eradicate' button? | Remmib | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,345,321 | pcmasterrace | ccocqmr |
TIL that all those Facebook pages with sick kids, wounded soldiers, lost babies or puppies about to be put down are all scams making their owners thousands of dollars. | IDontWantToKnowSir | 691 | 691 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,618 | todayilearned | 1o2bvk |
Sabres reach deal to broadcast games in Ontario | DoremusJessup | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,327,825 | hockey | 1o2atr |
Thank god theres such a shortage of hockey fans down here | royal23 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,336,080 | hockey | cco8xon |
'Hard drugs found' on Greenpeace ship seized by Russia | midoreigh | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,327,688 | worldnews | 1o2an2 |
This comes as quite a shock to us all. | h20gal | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,330,477 | worldnews | cco6s6n |
Because hippies never do drugs | gorgeousblonde | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,338,003 | worldnews | cco9qdz |
Robert Sarvis for Governor | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,327,535 | Virginia | 1o2ag4 |
**HAHA YOUR PC IS WORSE THAN A CONSOLE LOL FAGITS** | Ageir9 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,360,270 | pcmasterrace | ccoifm9 |
This is so true. | somethingclever586 | 223 | 223 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,327,285 | crossfit | 1o2a4v |
Win or lose, my Sunday will suck because I will drink way too much beer before and during the game then ignore my assignments and presentations for next week, which of course will have to be completed on Sunday 21-17 Gators. | Imregular | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,337,908 | CFB | cco9p0h |
Despite Urbans best efforts! | jive_turkey | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,407,440 | CFB | ccotk21 |
Government shutdown means no new beer from craft brewers - agency approves new breweries, recipes and labels. | jabberwonk | 510 | 510 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,327,158 | beer | 1o29yh |
If anything this just illustrates the unnecessary overreach of government. | NuclearWookie | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,130 | beer | cco70rx |
No no, you see, if enough people go blind the market will self regulate bathtub gin. | intravenus_de_milo | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,336,877 | beer | cco99ex |
Its not NASA's fault Chinese "students" are stealing information from them to give to the CCP. | Enjjoi | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,327,379 | worldnews | cco5q8a |
I know right, those people can't be trusted, they should be required to carry special id and kept in one place, like a camp or something, so they can't endanger American's interests. | Dimeron | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,336,508 | worldnews | cco93zl |
TIL the highest earning sportsman in history is a Roman chariot racer called Gaius Appuleius Diocles, who earned, in today's money, $15billion | [deleted] | 2,424 | 2,424 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,326,943 | todayilearned | 1o29ob |
E-1s in the US military make less than minimum wage so they do still make dirt. | kabamman | 151 | 151 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,334,824 | todayilearned | cco8fu3 |
He looks like Albert Einstein | [deleted] | 157 | 157 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,330,581 | todayilearned | cco6tkc |
What is something that we can have for free but not to many people know about? | eNaRDe | 2,766 | 2,766 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,326,479 | AskReddit | 1o2946 |
This is the reason many of us fight back against those trying to shut them down. | aviendha36 | 963 | 963 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,338,746 | AskReddit | ccoa11e |
Also the reason many of us try to shut them down | NotCompletelyWrong | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,374,063 | AskReddit | cconbal |
Cool, good thing I have nothing to do Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 1:05-3:00 | noposters | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,365,812 | AskReddit | ccokde7 |
Latest high res photo set, this one from the Ultra4 Nitto National Championship in Congress, AZ. | Spidertrax | 82 | 82 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,326,279 | 4x4 | 1o28v8 |
Clearly not real 4x4s | lukefwjross | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,368,584 | 4x4 | ccolcfq |
Adventures of kikpals: two short excerpts | Ladymissile | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,325,200 | creepyPMs | 1o27lp |
Someone who doesn't seen to know what 'conceited' means definitely has degrees in law and medicine. | smilegirl_jpg | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,082 | creepyPMs | cco7041 |
I'm gonna be cute by getting over-attached before we have even met! | Blue_Dove | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,366,883 | creepyPMs | ccokqrr |
Happy Birthday to the Ground! | [deleted] | 2,568 | 2,568 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,325,132 | funny | 1o27ie |
Nice Tits. | [deleted] | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,703 | funny | cco65ht |
Because obviously that's what every gal dreams of hearing. | ganzas | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,335,319 | funny | cco8mt9 |
Overheard this from a second-grader this morning | PaintedCeiling | 2,297 | 2,297 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,324,824 | AdviceAnimals | 1o276r |
Awesome bus sign (UK). | JamieDeSmet | 1,060 | 1,060 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,324,592 | pics | 1o26xs |
Nothing awesome about being gay or enabling gays. | mehdbc | -24 | -24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,194 | pics | cco5zh4 |
Yeah, and being open minded is overrated! | yottskry | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,329,159 | pics | cco6b2s |
Ancient Confession Found: 'We Invented Jesus Christ' | saganistkrieg | 1,874 | 1,874 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,324,577 | atheism | 1o26x5 |
Not my Jesus! | SuperSlyRy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,348,771 | atheism | ccoe5iq |
Misleading title truly shows that atheists are no different than anyone else! | SpacemanSpiffska | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,352,903 | atheism | ccofrd0 |
The only thing crazier than the shutdown is Fox News' coverage of it "Conservatives want to remind you that government is bad, except for the parts they are lamenting are closed right now" | Libertatea | 1,615 | 1,615 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,324,533 | politics | 1o26v8 |
Jerk off to gay porn. | milesgmsu | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,325,851 | AskReddit | cco59vw |
So Real Madrid signed this 9 Year old a month ago | ryanthanks | 343 | 343 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,323,747 | soccer | 1o260y |
He needs to bulk up if he's every gonna make it in the league. | Brave_Fart | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,980 | soccer | cco68v9 |
Yeah, why can't you Yankee blood suckers just shoot schoolgirls in the head like normal people? | aroogu | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,313 | worldnews | cco735x |
$40 million in $100 bills on high security at the Houston Federal Reserve. | MrThunderballer | 1,578 | 1,578 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,322,907 | pics | 1o256b |
But we have to get the war memorials and national parks re opened. | Dubious_Charm | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,330,400 | politics | cco6r5t |
I can't be the only one | scottydoeskno | 2,039 | 2,039 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,318,247 | funny | 1o21gf |
Or end up as a burned out husk of a person. | flamingcanine | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,340,116 | funny | ccoal8m |
I don't think you actually have that much experience in this realm to begin with. | joephus420 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,342,640 | funny | ccobmq5 |
TIL Ray Bradbury's dystopian classic, Fahrenheit 451, about book burning, was printed with an asbestos cover in the year it launched | rupinjapan | 1,937 | 1,937 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,317,909 | todayilearned | 1o217o |
I can't be bothered to read those books. | davidquick | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,335,042 | todayilearned | cco8itz |
I've never understood this | iam4real | 2,259 | 2,259 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,317,157 | AdviceAnimals | 1o20od |
I'm guessing you don't have bad weather or night time where you live. | Odile623 | 711 | 711 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,322,781 | AdviceAnimals | cco4hxf |
And lots of sidewalks. | kreimerd | 298 | 298 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,451 | AdviceAnimals | cco750s |
#swag #lean #bodybuilder #hot (#photoshop) | Doxep | 588 | 588 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,316,935 | quityourbullshit | 1o20im |
Virginia State Police Used License Plate Readers At Political Rallies, Built Huge Database | davidreiss666 | 481 | 481 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,316,803 | politics | 1o20fa |
It's ok because they only kept the metadata! | Grievear | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,340,160 | politics | ccoalvt |
Let's build a more secure internet | suburban_sphynx | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,314,590 | linux | 1o1z12 |
Don't worry, Macafee has us covered. | sevenstaves | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,346,094 | linux | ccod1ww |
What option do we the people have? | sphere2040 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,319,919 | politics | cco3xlu |
Yup you're right let's cause a huge 1930's level global depression that's the ticket. | gamerman191 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,327,105 | politics | cco5n54 |
Well most of Europe likes you but we don't like it that you're better friends with America & Australia than with us :c | theinternetaddict | 241 | 241 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,325,500 | AskReddit | cco56e6 |
Woah, woah, woah...Europe...likes us? | [deleted] | 131 | 131 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,299 | AskReddit | cco60p3 |
Cardiff's chief scout suspended and replaced with 23 year old Kazakhstani who is a friend of the owner with no experience in football | Helicon2 | 993 | 993 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,312,319 | soccer | 1o1xis |
Several Forum Threads + A Selling Thread in an Underground for an dupe speak a language ;) | T31M | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,419 | Guildwars2 | cco6238 |
I'm all for legalizing it but it smells like crap and wish people would try and at least keep the smell to themselves. | AbruptlyBlue | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,242 | saskatoon | cco600x |
But maaaan it just grows on you, ya know? | iceburgh29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,372,008 | saskatoon | ccomkfe |
How can you run a corporate state without corruption? | jburke6000 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,315,582 | AnythingGoesNews | cco3ar0 |
What are you brand loyal to and why? | webshare101 | 273 | 273 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,304,445 | AskReddit | 1o1sjc |
I just hate how every time i get an idea for a movie i want to watch, it is not on netflix. | teoman10 | 75 | 75 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,324,273 | AskReddit | cco4uln |
not on netflix instant. | apondforxmas | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,326,884 | AskReddit | cco5koh |
Not on Netflix, I don't care about Quikster. | 1CUpboat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,341,921 | AskReddit | ccobc6p |
Melo hitting 30 footers with ease | SreeG | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,304,245 | NYKnicks | 1o1sf8 |
Looks like he'll be passing even less this season. | staiano | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,312,565 | NYKnicks | cco2xzy |
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