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[yes you can] | adamgent | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,391,031 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccorfnb |
Meanwhile, running BF4 at 40fps, 1080p, Ultra settings on a GTX 560 ti (1.2 TFLOPS) | Ziggle_Zaggle | 139 | 139 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,350,818 | pcmasterrace | 1o39xo |
"... as the PS4 is coded to the metal" New optimization method, coding to the metal... specially thousands of lines of code, textures, character models, etc. | marcheluis | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,356,283 | pcmasterrace | ccoh0cc |
Wolf Blitzer: Hey, maybe we should delay Obamacare | BucIt | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,350,791 | politics | 1o39wn |
No Party in Gallup's History Has Been Less Popular Than the GOP Is Now | annamiapia | 1,782 | 1,782 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,350,644 | politics | 1o39ns |
Right, and people are so fucking stupid they will be voting them back in next year, because we as a nation have the attention span of a puppy. | sjleader | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,387,759 | politics | ccoqxbd |
I would argue against you, good sir or madam, but I have already forgotten what I was going to say. | Notbob1234 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,406,556 | politics | ccotelb |
I think you were going to say something about Season 20-jillion of Survivor. | NashMcCabe | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,423,116 | politics | ccoyf2w |
Oh god, is that show still on? | Galphanore | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,425,305 | politics | ccozas0 |
Yes, they even brought back everyone from the previous 100 seasons. | NashMcCabe | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,425,938 | politics | ccozk51 |
Fun. | Galphanore | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,425,994 | politics | ccozl06 |
What is something totally normal 20 years ago, but is completely frowned upon today? | justforyou87 | 1,032 | 1,032 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,975 | AskReddit | 1o38jz |
Getting to keep most of the money you earn? | Syncopayshun | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,414,422 | AskReddit | ccova0n |
Good Guy Zippo repaired my 53 year old lighter for free and gave me $5 in stamps! | Andratch | 3,823 | 3,823 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,388 | pics | 1o37l7 |
I want a zippo but I don't want to smoke. | trompiston | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,360,632 | pics | ccoik30 |
Smoking is how I made all of my friends! | Pyrise | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,367,596 | pics | ccokzo4 |
Wolf Blitzer Sides With GOP: Delay Obamacare For A Year (VIDEO) | readerseven | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,208 | politics | 1o37aq |
Quelle Suprise! | arizonaburning | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,407 | politics | ccoeep0 |
The Chinese haven't been at war for the past 12 years | Dillburgers | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,373,241 | worldnews | ccon0rh |
liberating the world* | gavthegr8 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,407,351 | worldnews | ccotjh5 |
Brandon Marshall WILL be allowed to wear his green shoes | gottagetthatwa | 1,441 | 1,441 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,348,950 | nfl | 1o36vv |
Wait... Are you telling me nobody ever got their lyrics booklet from TDAG? | crablette | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,358,132 | brandnew | ccohomu |
Fox Poll: Majority of Americans would vote against raising debt ceiling | G-3-R | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,348,292 | politics | 1o35tn |
And the same respondents supported the ACA, but hated Obamacare. | remo_williams | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,348,676 | politics | ccoe43x |
but don't you know, all guys want is sex so obviously they can't not want sex. | RnRaintnoisepolution | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,363,662 | teenagers | ccojm9v |
214 House Republicans Refuse to Come to the White House to Talk to President Obama | day465 | 1,225 | 1,225 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,347,539 | politics | 1o34l3 |
Can't risk losing his caucus to that Devil-tongued socialist. | Burkey | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,350,187 | politics | ccoepu3 |
Man gotta love Libby's calling republicans "terrorists" but when we say obamas middle name y'all are up in arms saying were stupid! | Obamasnuts | -39 | -39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,351,643 | politics | ccofape |
And they used a poop emoji as an icon...nice. | Thornnuminous | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,050 | creepyPMs | ccoe9jo |
Y'know OP, just a casual conversation about blowjobs, just a regular relaxed conversation about sucking dicks. | Gamer_152 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,355,767 | creepyPMs | ccogtia |
Disney tightens up resort disability program | BmoreInterested | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,347,398 | WaltDisneyWorld | 1o34d2 |
Really, waiting is impossible? | Tigerlily74 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,374,830 | WaltDisneyWorld | cconkqz |
It so simple right? | krayshawn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,350,938 | worldnews | ccof0i8 |
Republicans Are Awfully Close to Violating the Constitution | Snewn | 553 | 553 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,343,698 | politics | 1o2ya7 |
the Constitution is not something you can be "close to violating", either you do or you don't, that is the whole point. | RandomExcess | -16 | -16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,347,748 | politics | ccodqhb |
Which is why nobody ever has conflicting interpretations of the constitution when applied to modern life? | Thue | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,357,373 | politics | ccoheqo |
ISP in Utah charges Woman $2.00 per 10GB of data after a 250GB Cap. | cbween | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,343,477 | technology | 1o2xxa |
Just send them to Mc D and a copy of the Mc D budget guide. | crydee | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,365,991 | AdviceAnimals | ccokfml |
Foxconn strikes again: now the company is using forced and unpaid student "interns" to help build and ship the PS4. | custerc | 2,754 | 2,754 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,342,451 | technology | 1o2w9h |
Are these the new "Blood Diamonds?" | HaleSatin | 280 | 280 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,346,139 | technology | ccod2ji |
PSN EXCLUSIVE! | fiddlenutz | 166 | 166 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,346,660 | technology | ccodadl |
If you find a red dot on your PS4, it means someone died making it | InnerSpikeWork | 124 | 124 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,354,653 | technology | ccogeq6 |
You should be more grateful, someone DIED to bring you that fan! | francis2559 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,367,923 | technology | ccol3uo |
"How does it feel having to buy new hardware all the time" | chikkinpocks | 299 | 299 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,342,446 | pcmasterrace | 1o2w92 |
Sorting by date is such a pain in software. | Kichigai | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,384,186 | pcmasterrace | ccoq7yf |
It's not feminism that calls all men potential rapists - men do it to themselves! | whathumpadons | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,342,312 | TumblrInAction | 1o2w05 |
Someone told me the media demonizes black people.... Then I realized they do that to themselves | addscontext5261 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,369,818 | TumblrInAction | ccolscx |
35 Years from Now, Coldest Years May Be Warmer Than Hottest in Past | marathonman4202 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,342,082 | science | 1o2vm6 |
Are you fucking kidding me? | kingly_cheese | 196 | 196 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,341,759 | CHIBears | 1o2v3i |
That shit makes me crazy! | redwing66 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,343,923 | CHIBears | ccoc5q3 |
Oops, disliking the fan favorite character (behind Princess ~~Mary Sue~~ I mean Sparkle) - that's a downvote. | ohgobwhatisthis | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,365,708 | mylittlepony | ccokc11 |
Man held for selling sex toys in Delhi | chandiPrasadBoomBoom | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,340,809 | india | 1o2tje |
Who has more fantasy points? | SgtJoo | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,347,703 | nfl | ccodpu9 |
I weep for this peasant's soul | DrOhReally | 243 | 243 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,340,392 | pcmasterrace | 1o2sum |
Yeah, because it isn't ridiculously easy to pirate games for the peasant boxes | zeug666 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,717 | pcmasterrace | ccoej5d |
Wow i was so glad RT didn't properly have anything to do with this :S | Brewster-Rooster | -22 | -22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,351,477 | roosterteeth | ccof8az |
I know right SO CRINGE worthy! | JaroodaRedMage | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,355,508 | roosterteeth | ccogq61 |
According to Vegas, on a neutral field Baylor would be a touchdown favorite over Ohio State. | MidwestDrummer | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,339,884 | CFB | 1o2s2b |
B-B-But Transitive property! | smills79 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,651 | CFB | ccoei7f |
Things less upsetting than being a Vols fan. | nuxenolith | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,345,650 | CFB | ccocvgz |
Watching MSU's offense | kimboslice11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,355,854 | CFB | ccogunp |
Yeah, those 400 yards of offense we put up on Iowa *at Kinnick* were real upsetting. | nuxenolith | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,408,134 | CFB | ccotova |
Oh yea that offense looks lik a real threat now | kimboslice11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,413,704 | CFB | ccov21t |
After Work Cocktail #3, floral, complex and delicious. | philippegbois | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,339,071 | cocktails | 1o2qu6 |
Please flair up so I can direct my anger towards a team and not an individual. | charleebaba | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,377,449 | nba | ccoofhz |
True Love at Glendale Target | theproperfistpump | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,338,727 | LosAngeles | 1o2qdd |
Gots to get that glorious karma though. | WoozleWuzzle | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,350,192 | LosAngeles | ccoepws |
3.8 million vets will miss their disability payments if shutdown continues | CShalby | 223 | 223 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,337,831 | news | 1o2ozp |
time to call child services on you, you monster. | guns_jesus_america | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,342,044 | guns | ccobdyw |
But he said mean things about Anderson Silva and Brasil and we just can't forgive him for it! | aGeordie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,405,330 | MMA | ccot7jw |
I don't think people realize just how good Bitterblossom is. | xxHourglass | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,362,738 | magicTCG | ccojalh |
But it's only a tribal creature generator that comes out on turn two. | TheKingHasFall3n | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,366,248 | magicTCG | ccokiv7 |
Fetch Lands. | jellomoose | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,343,896 | magicTCG | ccoc5ay |
But they can't punish people for spending 5 life on turn 1, because Affinity is the only aggro deck in modern, and it is easily to hate out. | Jabic | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,508 | magicTCG | ccoeg52 |
If only they had some sort of efficient one drop. | PretendsToBeThings | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,357,826 | magicTCG | ccohkoz |
Deathrite Shaman? | William_Dearborn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,364,253 | magicTCG | ccojtpi |
Elementary school in Pennsylvania cancels Halloween activities because it's too religious | libsmak | 140 | 140 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,336,795 | news | 1o2ne5 |
The CDC Can't Track A Multi-State Salmonella Outbreak Because Of Government Shutdown | nirad | 400 | 400 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,336,626 | politics | 1o2n5g |
Why is the CD fucking C a nonessential service wow | clone822 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,363,989 | politics | ccojqei |
Obama wants people to die from the shutdown so he can blame it on the GOP. | deletecode | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,381,632 | politics | ccopm9m |
That means all the lost characters come back from the cloud servers graveyard. | battlefield645 | 193 | 193 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,342,121 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccobf34 |
I thought you were referring to the Lost MC for a second | CracklyRabbit | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,354,262 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccog9jj |
[Johnny] | rpfail | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,370,163 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccolwt7 |
British police to be given powers to restrict the liberties of 'potential sex offenders' - men unconvicted of any sex crime | ernestbelfortbax | 422 | 422 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,336,525 | MensRights | 1o2n0d |
But it's sooooo funnnyyyyy! | jamessnow | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,342,804 | netflix | ccobp3v |
Kevin Durant plays NBA 2K14 | RayZLAL | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,336,169 | NBA2k | 1o2mi9 |
Sniper Jones should grow on KD as his newest nickname. | PrettyBoyZERO | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,364,631 | NBA2k | ccojy9u |
Well... fuck | ed1380 | 512 | 512 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,335,992 | Justrolledintotheshop | 1o2m92 |
Some JB weld will clear that right up for ya. | Shakejunt727 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,342,946 | Justrolledintotheshop | ccobr6r |
South Dakota police officers tase 8 year old girl. | Dawkins20 | 111 | 111 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,335,797 | news | 1o2lze |
Just curious, how did they handle situations like this before tasers? | Nepenthe- | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,341,407 | news | ccob4ks |
The new premier of Nova Scotia being interviewed by a female reporter | mellowmonk | 361 | 361 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,335,695 | tall | 1o2lts |
Why mail*man* or fire*man*, why not mailperson or fireperson. | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,354,996 | tall | ccogjd5 |
Why *His*tory not *Pers*tory? | Apocrypha | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,358,461 | tall | ccohsur |
Malala Yousafzai nearly leaves Jon Stewart speehless | steezy_desu | 3,127 | 3,127 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,335,002 | videos | 1o2ku0 |
Three boys pose for the camera on the streets of Jamaica. | ducksizedhorses | 2,434 | 2,434 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,333,951 | pics | 1o2jao |
Gays Want To Force Christians To 'Participate In Their Sodomy' Says Ex-Navy Chaplain | DrGrizzley | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,332,689 | ainbow | 1o2hk6 |
I hope those *brave Christians* will resist this just as they have resisted practicing oral sex (sodomy) for so very long. | JustZisGuy | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,348,737 | ainbow | ccoe50q |
Panorama of $130,000 appartment at 1162 Power Street | PUSClFER | 106 | 106 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,332,331 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1o2h2j |
Polt and Stardust wont be able to play in IEM NY! | iFOptimus | 97 | 97 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,765 | starcraft | 1o2g7z |
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