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I want to share a story of what flaming did to me one day. | [deleted] | 431 | 431 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,246,517 | leagueoflegends | 1nznje |
Guess what site my school wifi blocks. | keptThrowaway1039 | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,246,512 | teenagers | 1nznj0 |
Like teachers ever let you reference it anyway | [deleted] | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,246,569 | teenagers | ccni2kc |
If you go to the bottom of any wikipedia page it cites actual sources you CAN use | I_like_orange_juice | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,246,920 | teenagers | ccni7aa |
The cockslug that could. | insidethevoid | 136 | 136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,246,326 | creepyPMs | 1nzn9v |
"Romance is dead, therefore, here's a picture of gastropodomorphized male genitalia" Makes perfect sense. | Scott_MacGregor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,286,139 | creepyPMs | ccnx33c |
Professors shouldn't be punished for making false cheating claims because they would then be discouraged from makng real cheating claims. | AllSpunOut | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,276,006 | AdviceAnimals | ccntgxk |
Some people at work like to keep things interesting. | PowerPete42 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,245,554 | ProgrammerHumor | 1nzm6x |
As a shy guy, this is a huge accomplishment. | Pobii | 1,971 | 1,971 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,244,547 | AdviceAnimals | 1nzkrs |
After that thread yesterday, Im surprised your not being called a creep for having the audacity to hit on the poor girl. | JaSwin420 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,258,460 | AdviceAnimals | ccnmrdv |
Scumbag John Boehner | jgur88 | 1,915 | 1,915 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,242,622 | AdviceAnimals | 1nzia3 |
Fuck obamacare | undeadkoala | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,259,056 | AdviceAnimals | ccnmzwa |
Cliques as usual | Nichrome12345 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,241,837 | MineZ | 1nzh95 |
Linal plz, who 1v1's anymore? | teal4thewin | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,242,558 | MineZ | ccngots |
Weatherman Talks Politics and God | cafedream | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,241,234 | TheFacebookDelusion | 1nzgiq |
A. You cant take yourself of that list of nutjobs and B. You can't say 5 and list 6! | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,241,479 | TheFacebookDelusion | ccngcq5 |
Microsoft: We won't target ads to you from Kinect "unless you choose to allow us" | mkbtam | 454 | 454 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,241,122 | Games | 1nzgde |
Sony is the best fucking company in the world and they do no wrong what so ever. | jwthecreed | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,312,522 | Games | cco2xti |
Didn't even respond back to him. | [deleted] | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,241,039 | creepyPMs | 1nzg9j |
A post that I might have missed from Google+. | chetrasho | 1,243 | 1,243 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,240,386 | funny | 1nzfgj |
Whoa so there's a company that just rents plane engines? | sparky1337 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,241,935 | Justrolledintotheshop | ccnghpq |
To make an engine air worthy after a hit like that must go through lots of testing. | sparky1337 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,243,838 | Justrolledintotheshop | ccnh40g |
hearing things like this make it easier to fly | dirty34 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,245,245 | Justrolledintotheshop | ccnhla1 |
until you hear about the shit that commercial airlines gloss over on repairs and maintenance when a plane crashes. | chubbysumo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,275,561 | Justrolledintotheshop | ccntb4i |
Before Closing Down the Government Over Spending, the GOP Right Ran Up the Deficit to Pay for War and Tax Cuts | 1000000students | 729 | 729 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,239,757 | politics | 1nzemh |
"Do as we say, not as we do" has always motivated uncooperative people to a great extent. | waylaidbyjackassery | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,251,022 | politics | ccnjrrs |
@Ymir @Riot @Nobody has been banned and nobody will be banned for using this Mode 5X vs 5Y | DivineEu | 161 | 161 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,239,417 | leagueoflegends | 1nze70 |
How would banning thousands of people not work... | AnExtraordinaire | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,241,728 | leagueoflegends | ccngfft |
well out of those thousands of people many of them were LCS players. | SelloutRealBig | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,243,802 | leagueoflegends | ccnh3l1 |
and Riot has never banned pro players before right? | AnExtraordinaire | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,247,424 | leagueoflegends | ccnie6s |
NFL shows off new Pro Bowl uniforms (warning: neon) | JezusGhoti | 372 | 372 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,239,114 | nfl | 1nzdtz |
Congresswoman: Freedom of Religion Means Imposing Your Views on Everyone Else | rob-tornoe | 2,126 | 2,126 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,238,983 | atheism | 1nzdp8 |
Because corporations are noble creations that always do the right thing for America. | forest_ranger | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,255,389 | atheism | ccnljfb |
2013 Physics Nobel an insult to God Particle father Satyendranath Bose? | CG10277 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,238,632 | india | 1nzdbj |
Religious tension in Pakistan as a crowd of Islamic fundamentalists dug up the grave of a Hindu man and dragged it through the streets of the southern town of Pangrio in a dispute over the location of the grave. | Brownhops | 215 | 215 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,237,710 | worldnews | 1nzcdp |
how can Islam EVER going to live in peace with any other outside culture when they act like this? | Chubakazavr | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,258,834 | worldnews | ccnmwq5 |
Yes, because Islam is one, monolithic belief system and all Muslims believe exactly the same thing. | caesar10022 | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,266,804 | worldnews | ccnq3vi |
Saudi Arabian preacher gets 8 years in prison for raping and killing his five-year-old daughter | [deleted] | 960 | 960 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,236,477 | worldnews | 1nzb4o |
US adults score below average on worldwide test | newpua_bie | 285 | 285 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,236,400 | news | 1nzb1d |
but they say the Common Core in education is going to fix all this. | PapaKraken | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,257,498 | news | ccnmdie |
HTC to unveil their newest smartphone next week and it will come with a fingerprint sensor. | atownguy91 | 114 | 114 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,236,035 | technology | 1nzape |
oh htc, die or sell out already - its getting tacky | ameiliusrockwell | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,261,299 | technology | ccnnwcp |
Dogs are people, too | reddobear | 175 | 175 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,234,748 | science | 1nz9m4 |
I can't imagine why. | pinkeyedwookiee | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,259,036 | NewsOfTheStupid | ccnmzn1 |
Abusive Passenger Thrown Off Train By Commuters in Sydney Australia | thetafili | 96 | 96 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,234,522 | videos | 1nz9ev |
yeah they totally should have kept allowing her to spit on and hit other people. | bromar | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,255,563 | videos | ccnllyx |
I like the "sip on some good cocktails and have interesting conversations with friends" drinking game. | bubbal | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,234,974 | AskReddit | ccnersr |
your argument is sound and solid. | dno_bot | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,252,208 | politics | ccnk8x8 |
Former President Jimmy Carter: "Middle class today resembles 1970's past's poor" | User_Name13 | 2,727 | 2,727 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,232,880 | politics | 1nz825 |
The inevitable outcome of the collaboration between corporate and political elites. | hangarninetysix | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,238,911 | politics | ccnfmjx |
Also known as Fascism | DJSlambert | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,245,154 | politics | ccnhk56 |
Not in this case - look, it's holding a cross and wrapped in a flag! | PurpleCapybara | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,248,179 | politics | ccniohj |
Parents Upset After Trayvon Martin Day Planned During Local Homecoming Week | shazbaz | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,232,347 | news | 1nz7np |
Supreme Court to consider eliminating campaign contribution limits | EricSanderson | 1,392 | 1,392 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,230,890 | news | 1nz6ju |
Already is, it already is. | irflashrex | 262 | 262 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,236,009 | news | ccneyw9 |
This shutdown is a direct result of campaign bribes and a corruption of the democratic process... so obviously lets make it worse! | rhott | 122 | 122 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,242,001 | news | ccngigi |
If you don't like it, perhaps you should buy a couple of politicians that can make it illegal. | kvenebbe | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,251,701 | news | ccnk1on |
I have no money and therefore I have no free speech. | rhott | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,268,975 | news | ccnqxw2 |
You should have chosen to be born into a wealthy family, you lazy bum! | kvenebbe | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,270,357 | news | ccnrgk3 |
My Serbian Wolf | djunta | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,229,909 | serbia | 1nz5ud |
Sve je ovo zavera, odmah da vam kazem. | anirdnas | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,299,861 | serbia | cco16jv |
Charges dropped against Temple football player accused of rape, expelled from the University, stripped of his scholarship, and nationally vilified, after text messages showing that woman made it up to avoid football "groupie" image. | but_why_is_it_itchy | 192 | 192 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,229,872 | MensRights | 1nz5tf |
charge her with falsely reporting a crime, then sue the fuck out of her for damages... | Magnum007 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,239,601 | MensRights | ccnft99 |
It's an atheist thing, you wouldn't get it. | gliscameria | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,264,323 | cringepics | ccnp3yf |
As a single guy in my early 20's. | frownykid | 1,300 | 1,300 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,228,429 | AdviceAnimals | 1nz4sm |
I believe that 99% of women don't know what they want in a man until they have a kid. | the__itis | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,249,329 | AdviceAnimals | ccnj47h |
alpha fucks, beta bucks just wait till the man is 55 then divorce him and partaaay | zer0nix | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,313,012 | AdviceAnimals | cco2zs0 |
I'll have you know I'm a poor, black girl and I'm an HP Envy which validates all of my criticisms! | The-GentIeman | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,250,784 | TumblrInAction | ccnjocc |
Would you like to hear about our lord and savior Ron Sims? | AmericanGeezus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,258,216 | videos | ccnmnui |
Well, at least he knows what he likes! | dan_blather | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,268,006 | OkCupid | ccnqkod |
What's the worst design flaw you've ever encountered? | tangerinemike | 2,695 | 2,695 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,221,498 | AskReddit | 1nz0cc |
In my apartment bathroom, the drain in the sink is not placed at the lowest point in the sink. | EverySingleDay | 3,590 | 3,590 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,237,460 | AskReddit | ccnf9zi |
After all gravity is just a theory, just like evolution. | Hanchan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,279,285 | AskReddit | ccnum0l |
But the interface is so much more minimalist and COOL! | Woogity | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,276,177 | AskReddit | ccntj1i |
Girl expelled from school for having two dads | PJ_SPRINKLES | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,221,174 | rage | 1nz04y |
Remember (spoiler) | MrSmooth | 2,532 | 2,532 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,219,747 | breakingbad | 1nyzan |
i dont get the relevance of the screen shots at all. | [deleted] | 87 | 87 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,243,810 | breakingbad | ccnh3o3 |
Green everywhere. | GaslightProphet | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,244,305 | breakingbad | ccnh9mp |
Colour runs are a faux-charity scam | petey108 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,219,268 | worldnews | 1nyz0w |
Who knew? | selftitleddebutalbum | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,241,567 | worldnews | ccngdpj |
Cannabis Zyra | zacheast | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,216,715 | leagueoflegends | 1nyxco |
And they should make a heroine mundo, magic mushroom teemo, and cocaine jynx. | SingularityXII | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,217,479 | leagueoflegends | ccncjxi |
Charges dropped against Temple football player accused of rape, expelled from the University, stripped of his scholarship, and nationally vilified, after text messages showing that woman made it up to avoid football "groupie" image. | kilimanjaro13 | 138 | 138 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,215,263 | rage | 1nywah |
Gulf states to detect gay travelers entering their countries using medical tests | shakaspeare | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,214,980 | gay | 1nyw2p |
If they make a medical test that can *tell* if someone is gay, surely that's worth a nobel prize in itself | scruffyfox | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,247,349 | gay | ccnid5s |
Cats are stupid filthy creatures... How dare you make up something like that just because you were stupid enough to own a cat. | reallifebadass | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,243,264 | AdviceAnimals | ccngx42 |
Here comes the downvotes | Xastiel | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,243,665 | AdviceAnimals | ccnh1xv |
Fucks given: -10 | reallifebadass | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,243,860 | AdviceAnimals | ccnh49t |
Are you really a Pedo? | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,244,356 | AdviceAnimals | ccnha8s |
Yes | reallifebadass | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,244,815 | AdviceAnimals | ccnhfxg |
Long Island Middle School Bans Footballs, Other Recreational Items (That Boys Like) | EvilPundit | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,211,110 | MensRights | 1nysy1 |
Would be nice if det on a pld made Cure worthwhile | Dragon--Reborn | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,210,776 | ffxiv | ccnbaa4 |
Convalence does. | Sigman_S | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,212,585 | ffxiv | ccnbouc |
From ~220 to ~270 hell yeah it does! | zeroskills00 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,213,565 | ffxiv | ccnbvyf |
It's probably the fault of the (horribly written/communicated) dialogue pop up on determination. | forgottenesper | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,211,865 | ffxiv | ccnbjca |
Mother London invites women to display their pubic areas for feminist movement "Project Bush" | Blemish | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,209,634 | nottheonion | 1nyrm1 |
SOMEONE BREAK OUT THE WEED WACKER! | KRX61 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,230,072 | nottheonion | ccne11f |
Juan Uribe , Craig Sager and camera get gatorade showered | dnc12 | 130 | 130 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,208,718 | baseball | 1nyqqj |
Yes, let's talk about the Giants, because they're completely relevant right now, they're in the postseason and the A's aren't, what else would A's fans talk about? | KobraCola | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,289,556 | SFGiants | ccnybwy |
Is there a reason for it being extra funny as an asian? | laijka | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,208,039 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccnak8f |
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