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Can we secretly date? | lolihull | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,263,005 | creepyPMs | 1o0bab |
The word "beautiful" isn't a word anymore after reading that guy's messages. | [deleted] | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,264,236 | creepyPMs | ccnp2pm |
Hey Beautiful hi Beautiful will you date me Beautiful? | rainbowtomatoes | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,279,241 | creepyPMs | ccnulfp |
Watch_Dogs looks better on Wii U than on PS3 and 360, says Ubisoft creative director | [deleted] | 183 | 183 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,262,923 | Games | 1o0b5q |
Stories like this get me excited to see what kind of competitive system Njntendo will offer in Gen 8! | 1stAndOnlyPost | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,286,427 | Games | ccnx6su |
Bradshaw Elects Surgery - Trent Richardson Locked As Bell Cow In Indianapolis. | srd24 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,262,864 | fantasyfootball | 1o0b2h |
And a fantastic blocker! | coltsarethebest | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,285,792 | fantasyfootball | ccnwyl4 |
The Ravens are 23-3 (including 20 straight wins) when Rice has at least 25 touches and 30-24 when he does not Nice stat I saw on ESPN's power rankings. | Bobb_o | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,262,836 | ravens | 1o0b0y |
I don't see what could possibly be wrong with this logic | Th3FooFighter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,999 | ravens | ccpmwd4 |
It's official: Ahmad Bradshaw will undergo season-ending neck surgery. | ChinDeLonge | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,262,408 | Colts | 1o0ae9 |
I, for one, welcome our new Donald Brown starting running back | Dietcereal | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,263,944 | Colts | ccnoygk |
How helpful. | Monsterposter | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,861,120 | oblivion | ccs9k5z |
What Sydney now considers as tattoos. | PlumpSydney | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,261,931 | sydney | 1o09nm |
Nice attempt at plugging your facebook page, but unfortunately fat shaming and feeling uncomfortable in my body convinced me to lose weight. | FarKingCnut | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,274,270 | sydney | ccnsudo |
Yeah, I'm definitely not 'liking' a community that is promoting what nearly killed my Dad. | cheese-monster | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,309,973 | sydney | cco2nm9 |
But by saying it nearly killed your dad you are portraying being fat in a negative light and it's really offensive and disrespectful. | FarKingCnut | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,316,412 | sydney | cco3en0 |
No more warnings to criminals, we shoot first, Malaysian Home Minister recorded saying | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,261,696 | malaysia | 1o09af |
Is it fucked up that I was expecting the husband to snap the wives neck with the last bit of strength he had? | chu2screwed | 243 | 243 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,269,035 | bestof | ccnqypb |
Now that would really make this story make more sense, in all seriousness. | IthinktherforeIthink | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,276,146 | bestof | ccntiow |
Yes because as you get weaker you also gain the strength to snap a neck, which for the average person is nearly impossible already! | xilpaxim | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,276,567 | bestof | ccntnyr |
The 5 creepiest things about how the Koch brothers engineered the shutdown | xxtruthxx | 2,550 | 2,550 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,260,863 | politics | 1o084z |
I heard that the Koch brothers were actually good guys, and that they were looking out for our safety | Lovv | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,306,186 | politics | cco274w |
I'm sure they have my best interest in mind. | This_is_Hank | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,307,600 | politics | cco2dn1 |
Sit your whore-ass down! | Scooby303 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,259,098 | videos | 1o05ks |
Girls gotta eat! | AlphaWookie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,260,500 | videos | ccnnkra |
What is something that's socially acceptable for the opposite sex that you wish was socially acceptable for you as well? | bogidyboy | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,258,575 | AskReddit | 1o04s3 |
Some guys like tan lines. | TheCloned | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,286,769 | AskReddit | ccnxbcu |
Well gosh, if the boys like it, then that's okay! | signorapaesior | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,289,770 | AskReddit | ccnyelk |
Dominic Raiola apologizes to band | PhoenixAvenger | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,258,095 | GreenBayPackers | 1o043r |
Report suggests Nexus 5 will start at just $299 despite monster specs | GaryKremen | 1,867 | 1,867 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,257,857 | technology | 1o03ro |
Like the R290x started at $499? | SEAMEN_STAIN | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,326,110 | technology | cco5cg7 |
American Logic | [deleted] | 344 | 344 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,257,327 | funny | 1o02yy |
Let's just repost everything from 2 days ago, I'm sure no one will notice. | Im_A_Box_of_Scraps | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,269,139 | funny | ccnr061 |
TEST Squadron has developed a winning fleet doctrine | Zero-G | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,257,113 | starcitizen | 1o02n0 |
I dread the Goons... I almost feel like I ought to join them just to avoid destruction. | Eviljim | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,257,867 | starcitizen | ccnmirh |
They explode just like everybody else, and thanks to instancing, huge fleet battles are looking unlikely. | Zero-G | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,258,654 | starcitizen | ccnmu7w |
Great - move around in big groups and you are now safe because the enemy will not be able to enter your instance. | anothergaijin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,319,649 | starcitizen | cco3vxe |
Wow, what a wonderful mechanic | anothergaijin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,401,719 | starcitizen | ccospj2 |
NCAA ranks best rivalries in CFB | mattwickline | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,256,930 | CFB | 1o02ct |
I don't know, the iron bowl probably could be the top 5 by itself, heck it could be all rivalries put together. | Hanchan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,273,400 | CFB | ccnsjaj |
For me it's the cup and it's not even close. | wisemtlfan | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,256,596 | hockey | ccnm0je |
Separatist swine! | CharaSmash | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,260,301 | hockey | ccnnhsf |
Yeah Allen Iverson's pretty realistic in 2K. | Gurchimo | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,319,789 | NBA2k | cco3wtm |
Police arrest Vietnam Vets for refusing to leave war memorial. | ron_leflore | 1,614 | 1,614 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,255,950 | pics | 1o00w4 |
How's that for gratitude. | AnitaMEDIC25 | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,256,436 | pics | ccnly8l |
We just keep finding ways to screw the Vietnam vets over. | indieshometownhifi | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,258,928 | pics | ccnmy2a |
At least the labor is cheap | GeekyCivic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,256,001 | windows | ccnls3c |
TIL the Swiss will be voting on a measure in November that will limit top executives pay to no more than 12 times more than what the lowest salaried employee makes | brulosopher | 2,602 | 2,602 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,255,571 | todayilearned | 1o00d3 |
Sounds like a great way to spur on Brain Drain. | apathyissoso | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,257,479 | todayilearned | ccnmd93 |
Congrats on having a rich family! | robot-uprising | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,257,735 | Cooking | ccnmgt2 |
Great visual showing what is actually shut down in the US. | blottoed | 380 | 380 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,254,315 | news | 1nzygl |
Good thing we keep funding vital things such as homeland security over these silly things like housing, the EPA and NASA. | theantipode | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,298,073 | news | cco0t9x |
My favorite fun combo is Kiki-Jikki + Zealous Conscripts. | gasface | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,258,324 | magicTCG | ccnmpf5 |
After two of my female co-workers almost literally killed each other this morning, this was all I could think of. | clivebixby7 | 1,601 | 1,601 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,253,985 | funny | 1nzxzc |
TIL: Every female friendship I have, including the ones that span 16 years, is a lie. | kittypryde123 | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,277,732 | funny | ccnu2mu |
You'd better believe what a predominately male group tells you about your gender! | Loopy_Duck | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,317,481 | funny | cco3jy2 |
SEALs leave behind gear in Somalia | thebroparadox | 103 | 103 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,252,891 | Military | 1nzwbo |
"picked up some garbage from a firefight =/= picked up abandoned gear" | farbtoner | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,255,134 | Military | ccnlfpj |
Garmins =/= garbage | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,255,169 | Military | ccnlg7k |
Dude, those little wrist top garmins are about $100. | evannever | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,259,326 | Military | ccnn3q5 |
Price does note equate to value. | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,259,528 | Military | ccnn6no |
I disagree, my $300 Monster HDMI cable is *far* superior to your everyday $5 Wal-Mart cable. | code40please | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,262,001 | Military | ccno6ef |
BUT OMG MINIONS KEEP FEEDING EVERY GAME HOW CAN'T I GET MAD | DonDi94 | 411 | 411 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,252,938 | leagueoflegends | ccnkjhx |
Minions are *played* by the server, so yes they do afk here in EUW ;( | Hirsley | 299 | 299 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,262,840 | leagueoflegends | ccnoiho |
Does this have to get brought up in every single topic? | camel_victory | 162 | 162 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,270,471 | leagueoflegends | ccnri22 |
no, maybe someone hasn't heard about it. | ThatRussnGuy | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,272,483 | leagueoflegends | ccns7t0 |
The 'First Global Snapshot' Of The Drug War Used Government Data To Prove That It's An Abysmal Failure | r3b3cc4 | 319 | 319 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,252,560 | worldnews | 1nzvuo |
Think about how much more useful a War on Poverty would be if it took its place. | bcmonke | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,291,308 | worldnews | ccnyxja |
But we tried the war on poverty and it proved to be too wasteful of the taxpayer's money. | Almustafa | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,293,811 | worldnews | ccnzq30 |
New $100 bill fresh off the press | ostifari | 1,933 | 1,933 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,251,902 | pics | 1nzuwo |
Apparently, printing money is an essential government service. | fliszt | 74 | 74 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,265,880 | pics | ccnpqz9 |
How else will we deal with the debt ceiling? | ApteryxAustralis | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,269,039 | pics | ccnqyqr |
So we can use wallets and not have to wear fanny packs like the Eurotrash. | duglock | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,081 | pics | cco5y50 |
David Koch donates 20 million to fund day care at MIT | conn2005 | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,251,840 | Libertarian | 1nzut4 |
*Obviously* he's just donating the money so he can start indoctrinating those children with pro-business propaganda | tremorfan | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,257,552 | Libertarian | ccnmead |
So it seems like Battlefield 4 is optimized for multicore | TheLowEndTheory | 276 | 276 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,251,183 | pcgaming | 1nztu6 |
And this is why I cancelled my preorder. | dragonseggs | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,292,286 | pcgaming | ccnz901 |
You canceled your preorder because of a unoptimized *early* beta? | zanclaws | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,296,702 | pcgaming | cco0hy7 |
You're aware that "Beta" means "runs the same as release but I get the game earlier", right? | SegataSanshiro | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,298,275 | pcgaming | cco0uvu |
Don't apologize until you need something, that way there is a chance they might apologize first. | ricogreyfu | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,265,199 | AdviceAnimals | ccnpgv5 |
New Norwegian government "Want super broadband for all", the goal is to ensure 100 Mbps access to all homes | senior_gato | 3,169 | 3,169 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,250,328 | technology | 1nzsoq |
"You magnificent norwegian bastards..." signed, an australian waiting out the current NBN crisis | j05h187 | 88 | 88 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,269,254 | technology | ccnr1pa |
Yeah, and doesn't it look a billion times more sexy than a thong or nothing at all? | starlinguk | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,271,552 | HistoryPorn | ccnrw3x |
No? | bobdolebobdole | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,277,667 | HistoryPorn | ccnu1sb |
yeah I'm totally not impressed by NDSU either, they probably will only win by 50 points and won't even shut them out | IDontC | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,273,785 | fcs | ccnso8t |
Start at 250k if your server has a decent population. | user3000003 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,250,058 | wow | ccnje83 |
Hahahaha 250k for a 15k sword, I feel bad for the person stupid enough to buy it. | re1gn1te | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,271,872 | wow | ccns03k |
Hahahahaha hey everyone listen to this guy he really knows what's up with rare items | acidicpacific | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,297,051 | wow | cco0ky9 |
Enzo-based Gemballa MIG-U1 | blazefalcon | 220 | 220 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,249,585 | carporn | 1nzrp1 |
Health insurance premiums for young people will rise in all 50 states under Obamacare, with an average increase of 260 percent | xsited1 | 105 | 105 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,249,562 | Libertarian | 1nzro7 |
Greedy insurance companies! | goofproofacorn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,276,009 | Libertarian | ccntgyy |
I'm sorry, but in the part where he keeps unbuttoning her pants and she buttons them back up I couldn't not imagine it in jittery fast-motion with plinky ragtime piano playing in the background. | Sonic_Bluth | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,250,168 | TheBluePill | ccnjfpl |
If she's not actively stabbing you with a butcher knife, it's not rape. | creepig | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,261,938 | TheBluePill | ccno5ia |
17 Misused and Made-Up Words That Make You Rage | zaftig | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,248,934 | badlinguistics | 1nzqut |
Applesauce, graham crackers, lorna doons. | redrightreturning | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,251,579 | slp | ccnjzuu |
This is how they teach us about in International politics in Canada. | cruxae | 2,465 | 2,465 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,247,036 | funny | 1nzo8e |
Evidence: Ted Cruz is from Canada | sevia121 | 169 | 169 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,256,021 | funny | ccnlsdn |
Texas Ted Cruz, some prefer Calgary Cruz and that ultraconservative father of his is from Cuba. | OmniStardust | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,259,933 | funny | ccnncgv |
Yes, it is hilarious that this Joe McCarthy look/think alike man is a foreigner. | OmniStardust | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,260,556 | funny | ccnnlk1 |
Next you will say technically Obama was born in Kenya, cause Orly said so. | OmniStardust | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,344 | funny | cco616o |
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