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When did Ryback grow a beard? | Shinjukugarb | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,167,936 | SquaredCircle | ccmvaaw |
Police look for three women involved in thefts at groceries (Kansas city) | gn3xu5 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,582 | RBI | 1nvzay |
xkcd: Open Letter | ani625 | 2,008 | 2,008 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,576 | comics | 1nvzan |
Unless you are an anarchist. | RestoreFear | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,143,865 | comics | ccmor84 |
We always knew no one was actually in control, really we just want people to stop acting like they are. | jon_laing | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,154,474 | comics | ccmqq4a |
But my queen was born into her position because God! | noreallyimthepope | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,159,626 | comics | ccmsa4a |
First they're blaming video games, next they'll be blaming the alphabet | dakotajean | 1,816 | 1,816 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,542 | funny | 1nvz8u |
Before I read the title, I saw the thumbnail and thought "Heh, Tetris." | Rgriffin1991 | 113 | 113 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,119,126 | funny | ccmkhkj |
What do you mean, *you people*? | RabidMuskrat93 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,162,980 | funny | ccmtfdl |
Confused, I need help This girl I like is really confusing, one time she's being flirty and touching me so I turn and look at her and then she says I'm not her friend and teases me and ignores me (jokingly) What do? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,513 | teenagers | 1nvz7i |
Sacrifice a fucking goat. | CouchMangler | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,577 | teenagers | ccmkb7s |
And then draw a pentagram in blood on me and ask her out after right? | Ghost-In-A-Box | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,673 | teenagers | ccmkccb |
22 boys escape after rioting, starting fire at juvenile home | ssaxena | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,117,426 | india | 1nvxwc |
chalta hai, bache hai | desichutya | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,391 | india | ccmk904 |
Morbidly obese two-year-old from Saudi Arabia youngest person to have gastric bypass surgery | obamaromney | 746 | 746 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,115,225 | nottheonion | 1nvv71 |
There is a special place in hell for the parents. | th30be | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,124,177 | nottheonion | ccmlw02 |
non-existant places don't have space | shodanx | -113 | -113 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,132,176 | nottheonion | ccmnesh |
Now's not the time. | ndstumme | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,132,681 | nottheonion | ccmnh9y |
There's no objective standard for judging them. | shodanx | -71 | -71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,133,700 | nottheonion | ccmnm0c |
We could maybe define some sort of a rule, such as: if you do things to your kid which 1. are very different from the social norm around you 2. damage his health significantly 3. are known to have such health consequences 4. the consequences of which have been told to you repeatedly by your social environment you are an ultra-moronic, or evil, or with serious psychological problems person, with an evil behavior? | file-exists-p | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,135,082 | nottheonion | ccmnrz2 |
Can we just take a minute and fantasy shop right now? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,113,798 | discgolf | 1nvtg2 |
You can send em custom stuff to do Dyemax with, find something you would like plastered on your discs. | AnimeJ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,153,575 | discgolf | ccmqhnz |
So I would send them I pic of a wiped disc? | TylerrelyT | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,172,563 | discgolf | ccmx3ab |
Received A Message About A Mod Here | DracoTheVampyre | 150 | 150 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,113,738 | creepyPMs | 1nvtdx |
Blister beetles are no joke(OC, more info in comments) | KCGhostbuster | 1,709 | 1,709 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,112,776 | WTF | 1nvs7g |
Worst | immski | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,111,404 | AskReddit | ccmhsbq |
I'm still waitin for a full refund and beta for elder scrolls online from Bethesda because my Shadowmere died :( | juicebars | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,110,213 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccmhd4o |
instructions unclear... got dick stuck in sponge | leash1991 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,115,182 | spongeplant | ccmj5ve |
Interview with Chris Brown: "He lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl who was 14 or 15. " | edtastic | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,109,443 | MensRights | 1nvo0s |
Of course not, it can't be racist if it says African-American instead of black. | spartyon15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,125,961 | funny | ccmmb2o |
I'm so glad someone finally made this thread. | BeardRex | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,110,458 | pokemon | ccmhgaj |
Go away. | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,108,198 | teenagers | ccmgn00 |
we dont want you | not_a_second_account | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,108,309 | teenagers | ccmgodj |
Hey, I'm probably the most popular power-user here, so make sure to get to know me. | Fair_Lite | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,108,283 | teenagers | ccmgo1d |
Anti-Hillary Clinton Buttons Reportedly At California GOP Convention Are Just Disgusting | SlintercellDoubleAge | 167 | 167 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,107,982 | politics | 1nvm9l |
Everyone knows you need large breasts to govern effectively, why even bother putting it on a pin? | Lochen9 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,043 | politics | ccmk4x4 |
Republican Convention Features Sexist Anti-Hillary Buttons: '2 Fat Thighs, 2 Small Breasts' | FreedomsPower | 328 | 328 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,107,169 | politics | 1nvlbn |
Someone should tell them humiliation and degradation belongs in the bedroom between consenting adults. | SqueakerBot | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,517 | politics | ccmkaki |
As long as they're not the same sex! | Shredder13 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,162,331 | politics | ccmt79x |
Check out this 90 hour Ferrari F40 restoration by Dan Kastner. | detailersdomain | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,106,547 | AutoDetailing | 1nvkld |
sooo you're telling me... cheaper to respray it? | therealflinchy | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,128,955 | AutoDetailing | ccmmww0 |
Russia to monitor 'all communications' at Winter Olympics in Sochi | double00bond | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,105,852 | news | 1nvjqz |
Gosh, it sounds so sinister when Russia does it, yet when it happens here, I have not one complaint at all. | pensee_idee | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,151,732 | news | ccmq26b |
Ole Miss students and football players disrupt play about the 1998 murder of a gay student by shouting homophobic remarks | madame_leota | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,105,757 | rage | 1nvjmv |
Japan asks for world's help on Fukushima leaks | srtad | 2,277 | 2,277 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,105,600 | worldnews | 1nvjg1 |
It must be pretty bad if the Japanese are asking for help. | ThatsMrAsshole2You | 501 | 501 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,110,112 | worldnews | ccmhbto |
I actually expect it to be kept very quiet, a few must have by now taken the blade. | RaceHard | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,115,041 | worldnews | ccmj48i |
Serious question, are these kinds of suicides still happening in Japan? | ducks_sick | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,144,004 | worldnews | ccmorue |
I had a great conversation with the girl I like last night | TheZippy49 | 503 | 503 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,276,379 | teenagers | 1o0v5r |
She must be your crush only because she's hot because she sounds boring as hell | immissingasock | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,295,893 | teenagers | cco0avm |
You shut your whore mouth, she's a saint. | halobro360 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,296,378 | teenagers | cco0f83 |
I had a class with this guy, he asked me out, I said no, and now he won't leave me alone. | graduallemon | 165 | 165 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,275,861 | creepyPMs | 1o0uef |
How can we get Trey to do an AMA? | poster74 | 125 | 125 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,275,062 | phish | 1o0t9c |
Immediate effects of BitFunder's announcement | dexX7 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,275,052 | BitcoinStocks | 1o0t8t |
Australian, I believe | eklass | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,328,992 | BitcoinStocks | cco6908 |
Well, kiwis kind of think Australia is USA by Proxy | E75 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,332,337 | BitcoinStocks | cco7h7n |
Military family needs our help | waspinexile | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,274,976 | Republican | 1o0t4u |
Does that not work? | rprpr | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,300,676 | creepyPMs | cco1c5k |
How you can be doing something so blatantly stupid, and STILL not wear a seatbelt, is beyond me | Sosen | 264 | 264 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,278,567 | MorbidReality | ccnud3o |
My cousin's father's friend's brother-in-law's uncle once got ejected from a car and survived, so wearing a seatbelt is dumb. | AgentME | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,289,104 | MorbidReality | ccny62m |
Why buy the new GTA for the PeasantStationBox Three60? | r4wrz | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,273,708 | pcmasterrace | 1o0rd9 |
Snorting red in Ethoslab secret basement? | Deputy_Dan | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,282,410 | mindcrack | ccnvq2t |
White House to name Janet Yellen Fed chair: WSJ | aristotle2600 | 415 | 415 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,273,499 | Economics | 1o0r2v |
What massive inflation? | internet-is-a-lie | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,288,834 | Economics | ccny2ig |
Pulling a Crazy Ivan | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,272,761 | KerbalSpaceProgram | 1o0q0g |
If he didn't have a gun, he would've just used a toothpick. | PraiseBeToScience | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,278,605 | GunsAreCool | ccnudkr |
Baby chameleons | louiebaur | 1,436 | 1,436 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,272,276 | pics | 1o0pbt |
Only meat, lettuce, cheese, guacamole (if we bought avocados) I'm a very plain person You should also ask what I like on my burger | beabea51423 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,277,191 | teenagers | ccntvv8 |
For everyone freaking out about a 50g PC install | Mercarcher | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,270,334 | gaming | 1o0mib |
love this | ekusiad | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,270,128 | motorcycles | 1o0m77 |
inst this essentially just "here is my bike" picture? | capt_0bvious | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,322,551 | motorcycles | cco4g47 |
where do i find this car ? | sakusii | 173 | 173 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,269,501 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1o0laf |
pretty sure its only used in a singleplayer mission | waetgotge | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,271,798 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccnrz65 |
But I beat the game, and I've never seen it. | Odusei | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,282,980 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccnvxo4 |
if you pick option b for the last heist you [need to steal it and use it to drill the hole to the safe, but it doesn't spawn outside of the mission] | waetgotge | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,283,752 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccnw7s8 |
"He poured gasoline over his body from a canister, and, before igniting the fuel with a lighter, gave the Capitol a crisp military salute." | zorro24 | 115 | 115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,268,575 | conspiracy | 1o0jvt |
Fucking worthless... :( no | no1113 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,307,163 | conspiracy | cco2bpn |
Take5 Disqualified from MLG due to use of standins | smothercrunch | 331 | 331 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,268,149 | DotA2 | 1o0j6s |
Arteezy played Also gj not allowing a ticket option | Clemalum07 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,280,063 | DotA2 | ccnuvu3 |
The "Wet William Tell" Prank | zdeminador | 118 | 118 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,267,619 | Unexpected | 1o0if7 |
Wow, a new picture! | 18hockey | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,282,296 | Unexpected | ccnvoj6 |
Steven Ogg just uploaded a new pic of the "GTA V boyz" together in LA (LS). | redder23 | 399 | 399 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,266,858 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1o0ha8 |
is it me or do they all look about 100x "trendier" than they did in the last picture that made the front page? | Zubrowka182 | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,268,481 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccnqr9s |
Even Trevor's actor [is a hipster!] | PneumaticPtarmigan | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,274,652 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccnszeb |
There's two kinds of people in this world. | AlaskaAssCash | 2,823 | 2,823 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,266,838 | funny | 1o0h9c |
The fun people and the relgion people | royal_cat | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,279,433 | funny | ccnunxg |
TIL that with a score of 1.7 out of 10, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never is currently the lowest rated movie on IMDb. | redefine19 | 2,061 | 2,061 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,266,778 | todayilearned | 1o0h5u |
Ashley Cole suffers fractured Rib. | heweezy | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,266,591 | chelseafc | 1o0gvq |
Perfect time to slot in Mata at LB to teach him how to defend right? | PeaceFart | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,280,309 | chelseafc | ccnuyzl |
Texas releases video of Mike Davis apologizing and retracting everything that he said that wasn't apologetic. | megamanxzero35 | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,266,235 | CFB | 1o0gc4 |
Apple Will Hold Fall iPad Event on October 22 - AllThingsD | stanxv | 589 | 589 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,265,475 | apple | 1o0f3x |
Is this for the iPhone 6 with the 4.8" screen? | Shoobedowop | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,277,162 | apple | ccntvid |
What keeps you awake at night? | RedBeardedRob | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,265,083 | AskReddit | 1o0ei4 |
Thinking about death. | TheLonelyStork | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,265,622 | AskReddit | ccnpn5l |
Whelp, you sure fixed it | eyetinerant | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,284,711 | AskReddit | ccnwkdw |
Some good-to-know stuff we covered this in class today | Schnickles_das_fritz | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,264,076 | funny | 1o0cxf |
Yeah... that'll send them away without suspicion. | jmartkdr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,264,184 | funny | ccnp1xv |
Doing "THE" Mission... Kifflom. | pwndbynck | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,263,758 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1o0cg0 |
Desean Jackson: "Revis can't run with me." | ultimateF_21 | 95 | 95 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,263,546 | nfl | 1o0c3z |
But... But... But DJax is a GLORY BOY asshole who only ever says stupid shit all the time. | HoovesCarveCraters | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,268,392 | nfl | ccnqq1z |
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