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They have no empathy so they find it hi-larious. | King_Rocket | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,208,825 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccnasaa |
Chinese Police Fire on Unarmed Tibetan Protesters in Driru | originalname32 | 966 | 966 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,206,686 | worldnews | 1nyonk |
The title should just be "Police fire on unarmed protesters" really, because this shit happens in a lot of places. | krizalid70559 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,232,451 | worldnews | ccnecx9 |
More than a quarter into the season, what is one realistic trade or FA pick up do you want your team to make? | the_attorney | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,206,081 | nfl | 1nynzk |
Don't worry though, you'll never have to worry about those metal pieces rubbing against you in ways that are I pleasurable, because it was clearly the metal that was the deal breaker. | deadlyenmity | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,206,969 | creepyPMs | ccna8jd |
But I thought Dawg fans only care about Oregon, the Cougs are just a silly little brother not to concern yourself with right? | utchemfan | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,209,523 | CFB | ccnaz2w |
ok, that helps me | jesh_wa415 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,248,310 | CompTIA | ccniq8n |
No Planes, No Trains, And No Automobiles As Record Smog Shuts Beijing | yyhhggt | 111 | 111 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,202,192 | worldnews | 1nyj3c |
Global warming definitely isn't caused by humans. | 1wf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,244,619 | worldnews | ccnhdj6 |
Worksheet asks children to remove parts of the Bill of Rights | PoliticBot | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,201,484 | POLITIC | 1nyi59 |
How I feel coming out of LS Customs with a 9000 Bounty | Garrin | 203 | 203 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,200,280 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1nygjd |
The ending of that game brought me close to tears. | Harrisano | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,215,771 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccnca6l |
And then you [get to play Jack and actually cry] | UchihaIkki | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,232,388 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccneclg |
im quitting mencraft | sercelixmc | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,199,263 | MineZ | 1nyf5p |
hope your moms okay sounds pretty serious | rowdy15 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,199,887 | MineZ | ccn7n0p |
Flash supercharges his brain and comes up with the best wise cracks ever. | TheMagicStik | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,205,652 | whowouldwin | ccn9tgc |
infinite mass joke, speed-force comedic timing, black hole neurons changing reality to be funny at will | DrossGnostic | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,245,335 | whowouldwin | ccnhmey |
Living on the edge, like us bad boys do. | blandz87 | 183 | 183 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,198,172 | cringepics | 1nydog |
Killer Arnold Schwarzenegger Impression | CRMK-010024 | 2,794 | 2,794 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,198,074 | videos | 1nydjm |
Good thing there were two back and forth camera angles or the video just wouldn't have been very good. | joshclay | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,232,960 | videos | ccnefqp |
HAHAHA, owww my sides! | intelligent_bubba | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,206,597 | funny | ccna4hq |
The UK's largest privately-run prison, HMP Oakwood, is failing to tackle drug use or give effective support to sex offenders, a highly critical report reveals. | rstevens94 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,197,313 | worldnews | 1nycjo |
STOP WATCHING SOMETHING CUZ I MIGHT BE OFFENDED! | gtfo-atheist-douches | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,216,957 | pics | ccnch14 |
STOP SCREAMING I THINK I'M OFFENDED | NimX3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,217,512 | pics | ccnck3a |
I don't have problems with nudity or violence, but I'd rather be respectful of those around me, and somehow that means I'm a jerk | noguchisquared | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,217,851 | pics | ccnclu0 |
Well doc... I've been busy | BeardToast | 590 | 590 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,196,880 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1nybyb |
It's really a sweet ending I highly recommend going to him | Talexis | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,229,866 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccne03o |
Nebraska Decides 16-Year-Old Must Give Birth Because She Isn't 'Mature' Enough For An Abortion | Dizzy_Slip | 168 | 168 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,196,469 | politics | 1nyben |
It is what God wants. | TodaysIllusion | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,197,412 | politics | ccn6n80 |
If we ever do get to revisit Hoenn, imagine how amazing these towns would look with the new 3D graphics! | jarjar4evr | 517 | 517 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,194,801 | pokemon | 1ny940 |
You're really underestimating us sprite artists | Icalasari | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,207,934 | pokemon | ccnaj2m |
Yeah the turnovers after the huge hits on your RB and Driskel were totally ridiculous fluke plays. | djostreet | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,214,874 | CFB | ccnc4ok |
[#]deathoftheSEC | [deleted] | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,211,297 | CFB | ccnbepr |
Yeah that Louisville team is shit and Pitt and Syracuse have never been decent in Football. | Clemalum07 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,234,205 | CFB | ccnemyd |
The real bad luck Tony Romo | bsb78 | 240 | 240 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,191,538 | nfffffffluuuuuuuuuuuu | 1ny4td |
So you wanted him to have a better game than the best game he's ever had? | OpenTraverse | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,201,842 | nfffffffluuuuuuuuuuuu | ccn8f4p |
Yeah, it would be like some destined-to-be-forgotten QB throwing a pick six to Tracy Porter near the end of a Super Bowl. | arichi | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,208,384 | nfffffffluuuuuuuuuuuu | ccnanui |
USDA threatens to shut down Foster Farms plants | Nearly 300 people in 17 states have been sickened by a serious salmonella outbreak linked to Foster Farms chicken processing plants in California, and the Centers for Disease Control says there may be many more instances that have gone unreported. | [deleted] | 238 | 238 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,362,981 | news | 1o3s9c |
See, all that government regulation is stifling the free market so much that as soon as the Fed takes a short break, these businesses are able to save tons of money by not following regulations. | Miorde | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,389,943 | news | ccor9zi |
This is just another sad example of big government strangling "small businesses" such as Foster Farms with their endless commie nazi stalin Hitler basic food safety regulations and standards. | JoeyX06 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,411,418 | news | ccoufat |
The Time Al Sharpton Incited a Massacre at Freddy's Fashion Mart That Resulted in the Death of 7 | liatris | 79 | 79 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,362,680 | Conservative | 1o3rsz |
OP is obviously a racist | terrortot | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,377,594 | Conservative | ccooh6d |
RIP Pierce's leg | northern_tide | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,370,583 | MMA | ccom273 |
Yeah but it's ok Paul Harris didn't get sub of the night so it's all fair right? | thesacred | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,385,454 | MMA | ccoqhjk |
Riverside Cop Tricks Autistic Teen into Buying Pot | [deleted] | 309 | 309 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,362,539 | rage | 1o3rl6 |
Man, we are SO winning this war on drugs. | natrlselection | 87 | 87 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,373,294 | rage | ccon1gb |
Who is grumpier? | Noodlesacker | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,362,288 | USMC | 1o3r7f |
I'm from reddit | dgibbs128 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,361,502 | cringepics | 1o3q0h |
What kind and upstanding citizen | Haloslayer197 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,368,990 | cringepics | ccolhnb |
Fidelity Investments says it has sold off all US debt that matures around the time the nation could hit its borrowing limit - about $125B USD | brotherwayne | 261 | 261 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,359,509 | politics | 1o3n1z |
Those Blue Jackets and Preds always get on my nerves! | yodude19 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,377,370 | hockey | ccooeju |
Gunman opens fire at West Virginia federal building | jetpackswasyes | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,358,398 | news | 1o3ldd |
Scumbag Electric Company | That_Guy_In_Retail | 2,547 | 2,547 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,357,662 | AdviceAnimals | 1o3k8z |
dude in california we pay like 15-20 cents | thebub77 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,373,955 | AdviceAnimals | ccon9zs |
It's funny because everyone who is low income and a net recipient of taxpayer funds is lazy. | SocraticDiscourse | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,399,478 | Conservative | ccosg45 |
"Does it bother you when your intelligence is dwarfed by someone like myself?" | [deleted] | 937 | 937 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,356,929 | cringepics | 1o3j68 |
good job | i_came_for_trees | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,383,354 | cringepics | ccoq192 |
Canadian government led by Prime Minister Stephen Harper appear to be muzzling scientists | [deleted] | 430 | 430 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,356,549 | worldnews | 1o3ill |
He is an Evangelical Christian. | rockscissor | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,362,057 | worldnews | ccoj1wu |
Those things go hand in hand when you're a politician... somehow. | blpr | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,391,555 | worldnews | ccoric6 |
Why would god put oil and gas in the earth if not for us to use it, duh?. | danubis | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,406,674 | worldnews | ccotfa1 |
Fucking perfect *^^i'm ^^going ^^to ^^die ^^alone* | e99head96 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,359,526 | teenagers | ccoi6d8 |
i'm assuming you're female, we could make it 3 if you know what i mean ;) | e99head96 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,360,038 | teenagers | ccoicqv |
There is no way thatoneawkwardgirl is a female. | Shadow677 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,369,426 | teenagers | ccolnc2 |
New patch notes. | Keysss | 222 | 222 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,355,725 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1o3hd4 |
Scumbag "Dog Lover" Steve | almostironic | 1,866 | 1,866 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,355,135 | AdviceAnimals | 1o3gi5 |
I think a city person dropped the dog in the country thinking "farm people" would eventually care for it; there are no lost dog reports matching her description. | almostironic | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,362,955 | AdviceAnimals | ccojdaw |
As someone living in the greater Seattle area this has always confused me. | Optimal_Locke | 1,993 | 1,993 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,355,130 | AdviceAnimals | 1o3ght |
TIL that Liquid Fluoride Thorium Reactors, a different kind of nuclear reactor, could generate the entire world's annual energy needs using 7,000 tons of thorium mined from an area the size of a football field in Idaho. | DiabeticThor | 1,185 | 1,185 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,354,861 | todayilearned | 1o3g4s |
Tennessee and Virginia Tech Schedule 2016 Game at Bristol Motor Speedway; All-Time Attendance Record Expected | ACCBiggz | 557 | 557 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,354,620 | CFB | 1o3fsp |
Yeah, SEC teams schedule cupcake OOC games only. | stumblejack | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,359,957 | CFB | ccoibrh |
Female geeks frothing at the mouth about Frozen. | poppy-picklesticks | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,354,065 | TumblrInAction | 1o3eyw |
How is a movie, that isn't even out yet, causing them to throw a bitch fit already? | stormbreaker5 | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,354,842 | TumblrInAction | ccogh90 |
There's only two female lead characters and both of them are white. | whathumpadons | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,354,976 | TumblrInAction | ccogj43 |
Well that totally justifies their tantrum | stormbreaker5 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,356,521 | TumblrInAction | ccoh3gk |
Nerf Naix just nerf him. | bannbandi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,353,879 | DotA2 | 1o3en0 |
Reason: ur mom | Cthulhurr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,354,047 | DotA2 | ccog6oc |
I would prefer to see Rockstar do this instead of Zombies (GTA 5) | McLown | 2,204 | 2,204 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,353,446 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1o3e0a |
Yeah..[I bought a jet ski in '86 from Pat Benetar] | adamgent | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,390,845 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccoreon |
Gun owner with assault rifle and high cap mag fires 20-30 bullets at federal building before being killed by LEO | Townsley | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,353,367 | GunsAreCool | 1o3dwl |
But its not a real assault rifle | Righteousbros | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,360,270 | GunsAreCool | ccoifm0 |
Penis | Poopinmybutt0 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,358,079 | blackops2 | ccohny5 |
Dude that's exactly what I was thinking! | palz2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,358,934 | blackops2 | ccohywr |
Riverside Cop Tricks Autistic Teen into Buying Pot | iamnotfromtexas90 | 594 | 594 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,352,782 | videos | 1o3d29 |
Autistic doesn't mean retarded, fool | Supernaut_075 | -37 | -37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,366,108 | videos | ccokh4c |
Aren't you the one making that inference though? | turnipstealer | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,367,275 | videos | ccokvqf |
Yes, because i am the one questioning the effects his mental condition would have on legal defense | Supernaut_075 | -26 | -26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,371,939 | videos | ccomjjh |
Traveling is not an accomplishment. | [deleted] | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,352,724 | travel | 1o3czy |
Graduating school is not an accomplishment, it's a celebration of student loans. | gregory_k | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,384,088 | travel | ccoq75t |
What's said in opposition, stays in opposition. | Fun_For_Guill | 131 | 131 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,352,261 | australia | 1o3can |
Well clearly this shows that those federal employees don't need to be paid, because there's people who are willing to do the work out of a patriotic love for their country. | Quilt82 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,419,065 | news | ccowum5 |
Samuel L Jackson Announcer Pack (HoN), why can't we have stuff like this in LoL? | rizefall | 429 | 429 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,351,307 | leagueoflegends | 1o3arn |
The marketing is worth more than the payment. | Macintosh_HD | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,357,087 | leagueoflegends | ccohatb |
But this is S2 we're talking about, they have a *lot* more money than Riot does. | Mechanikatt | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,358,711 | leagueoflegends | ccohw30 |
A thought that I can't get rid of. | Dananddog | 1,939 | 1,939 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,351,037 | AdviceAnimals | 1o3abo |
Last time I checked it took TWO parties to cause the shutdown. | sjvmi87 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,363,561 | AdviceAnimals | ccojkzs |
Do you think Star Citizen poses a healthy competition to EVE? | Decepticon1 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,350,972 | Eve | 1o3a7p |
People are actually sharing this on Facebook. | comingundone | 83 | 83 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,350,913 | Libertarian | 1o3a3w |
I didn't expect it was possible to actually demolish walls inside a house | fromthehill | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,350,844 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1o39za |
I could tell you why but I can't do spoiler tags on mobile | goodkidmAAdcity | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,359,969 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccoibwr |
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