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Cop Murders student | ssdaq | 229 | 229 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,304,109 | worldnews | 1o1sbi |
You hear lots of these 'Cop killed innocent man/woman' news lately, wtf is going on! | Lonesome_phoenix | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,325,886 | worldnews | cco5a7u |
Roger Ver: The director of product for Western Union is wearing a Bitcoin button at Money2020 conference | jonwaller | 208 | 208 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,303,778 | Bitcoin | 1o1s2x |
They have much to lose once the competition starts doing the same and lowers their fees. | tinus42 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,320,196 | Bitcoin | cco3zbl |
I won't be able to walk after he's done with me | hollygrace12 | 143 | 143 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,303,276 | creepyPMs | 1o1rqo |
Currently on the frontpage of 9GAG | Rope_And_Chair | 506 | 506 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,302,856 | cringepics | 1o1rga |
HAHAHA DID YOU SEE HOW RELENTLESS THAT TROLL WAS | isaacniles | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,336,632 | cringepics | cco95t5 |
In Kerala, Sunnis firm on lowering age | panchopuppy | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,300,887 | india | 1o1pwq |
please look at his self control. | ponga_pandit | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,311,792 | india | cco2uub |
Morello sheds light on upcoming Ahri changes | bardwooders | 502 | 502 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,298,702 | leagueoflegends | 1o1o0v |
Why are Unown ENGLISH letters? | TownIdiot25 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,297,334 | TruePokemon | 1o1mnd |
Last time I checked the Unown letters are German. | TheRhodan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,511,355 | TruePokemon | ccpo7l3 |
Charlie Countryman - Official Trailer (2013) Shia LaBeouf | For_The_Users | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,297,207 | movies | 1o1mi6 |
It's great how I don't have to actually see the movie anymore since they condense it into the trailer for me. | piksel | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,334,938 | movies | cco8hel |
My internet is slow | DirtyConsolePeasants | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,296,463 | teenagers | 1o1lsb |
No, how dare his parents not get the most expensive highest upload AND download speeds? | snidehermit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,296,606 | teenagers | cco0h5i |
TIL Every final with Germany is the best final | Thypari | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,324,024 | soccer | cco4sbc |
So if Germany/West Germany played in half the finals, and half the answers include Germany, does this mean all finals are the best finals? | polkadotpotato | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,376,476 | soccer | ccoo4e5 |
In Talent Battle, Malaysia Loses to Singapore - Southeast Asia Real Time | stormy001 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,295,242 | malaysia | 1o1kfu |
And if it weren't for those policies, you wouldn't have gotten to study in the states which i bet is way better than any education you would have gotten locally. | buncho89 | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,331,060 | malaysia | cco6zui |
This uppity chick litters my newsfeed 10+ times daily. | stone122311 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,293,859 | AdviceAnimals | 1o1itt |
Atheists? | auryn0151 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,338,543 | Anarcho_Capitalism | cco9y7y |
Show me a logical derivation for the nonexistence of God lol. | hxc333 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,346,636 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ccoda12 |
Viva la nepotism! | Lithiumaiiiiii | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,314,264 | TalesFromRetail | cco34w1 |
Because its entirely intentional. | leftwright | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,891 | GTA | ccoelkg |
Teacher logic | ItsSoWarm | 1,115 | 1,115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,288,411 | funny | 1o1bod |
Paraguay: cop on power trip kills student with a gunshot to the face | mynamematters | 173 | 173 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,288,134 | MorbidReality | 1o1bam |
Ya, put more guns in the street, that will curb gun violence... | Nethius | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,332,958 | MorbidReality | cco7ptz |
The final embrace of a couple stuck in a collapsing building | gaping_your_mother | 2,091 | 2,091 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,287,878 | pics | 1o1axv |
Did you think that 'final embrace' in a 'collapsing building' somehow meant a non-final embrace in a building that did not collapse? | zsexdrcftqwa | 167 | 167 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,297,322 | pics | cco0n74 |
Russians being paid to post online in favor of Putin and his allies, attack his opponents. | Ezera | 207 | 207 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,286,681 | worldnews | 1o19ax |
But that might hurt someones feelings! | stormin5532 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,349,753 | rage | ccoejmh |
Facebook Idiocy | cvframer | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,285,546 | facepalm | 1o17od |
Because a dad shooting his wife and himself is so cute | lcdance94 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,715,820 | facepalm | ccr66wl |
Yes because all stories end horribly. | Super_delicious | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,716,058 | facepalm | ccr69qu |
What the Fuck is this Shit ^^I ^^love ^^it | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,285,241 | UserBattlesGoneWild | 1o1782 |
Kansas laying groundwork for two-tier voting system | lamamaloca | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,284,170 | news | 1o15oc |
8 seconds. | NutSlapper69 | 2,471 | 2,471 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,284,066 | gaming | 1o15ir |
There's no price on sacredness. | chinchpokli | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,287,034 | india | ccnxewb |
I am not a cannibal, that would be weird | WWHarleyRider | 139 | 139 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,282,804 | creepyPMs | 1o13vc |
Ohhh, well, in that case, that makes it way better! | ollette | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,285,292 | creepyPMs | ccnwryn |
Pretty good CTF game I got | [deleted] | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,282,479 | blackops2 | 1o13eq |
I'm not saying it's not OP but you can't really compare a shotgun to an AR in terms of how many bullets it takes to kill. | Ry_Ve | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,290,802 | blackops2 | ccnyr9r |
Well I mean I get the fact that it is two entirely different category of guns, but to me personally it literally takes no skill to use a shotgun. | MJFan062509 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,294,373 | blackops2 | ccnzvzs |
Because there's sooo many big maps in BO2. | Esteban666 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,305,277 | blackops2 | cco22nv |
Unemployment in the US, by state, 2006-2013, gif | Banko | 2,131 | 2,131 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,281,347 | MapPorn | 1o11wd |
I doubt they gave her a refund | tink282 | 452 | 452 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,280,463 | AdviceAnimals | 1o10pv |
Sounds like a lovely person! | Defrostmode | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,300,726 | AdviceAnimals | cco1cit |
Apparently this is his way of telling me I'm "hot" | shunpoko | 141 | 141 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,280,152 | creepyPMs | 1o10an |
(humble?lol)bragging about drinking...... pls stahp | big_fat_mermaid | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,295,530 | creepyPMs | cco07ef |
He can take shots though, I'm impressed. | paperumbrellas | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,326,286 | creepyPMs | cco5eav |
Lesbian couples twice as likely as gay men to end civil partnership as 'divorces' up by 20%. | LAMFF | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,279,194 | MensRights | 1o0yzv |
Because Batshit Crazy + Batshit Crazy = twice as much Batshit Crazy. | LAMFF | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,279,667 | MensRights | ccnuqve |
The reviewers of these communion wafers on Amazon deserve medals | dlopez1196 | 1,284 | 1,284 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,278,379 | atheism | 1o0xw6 |
I work in a restaurant and do this when food gets taken back. | RavenBAMF | 1,390 | 1,390 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,278,235 | AdviceAnimals | 1o0xph |
Agreed, although it's probably to prevent workers from purposefully cooking meals incorrectly, just to take the food home. | Ouizardus | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,282,707 | AdviceAnimals | ccnvtzg |
I completely understand the managerial viewpoint, it just sucks for me | whymustinotforget | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,283,011 | AdviceAnimals | ccnvy24 |
This truly is ridiculous. | caustictoast | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,277,191 | fatlogic | 1o0w9e |
In a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll, 60 percent of Americans say that if they had the chance to vote to defeat and replace every single member of Congress, including their own representative, they would. | rebellious_ltl_pony | 334 | 334 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,449,314 | politics | 1o6min |
Good, the Koch's can fill the void with their novice and carefully conditioned minions for a much lower price. | THREE_LEGGED_HORSE | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,449,895 | politics | ccp8lkx |
Episode Discussion: S05E02 "True Lies" **Original Airdate:** Thursday, October 10, 2013 8:00/7:00c on CW *** **Episode Synopsis:** Damon tries to find Stefan without telling Elena that he is missing; Caroline and Elena try to determine who is covering up a murder on campus. | Dorkside | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,449,086 | TheVampireDiaries | 1o6m8n |
The Stephan and Elena dream scenes kind of make me sad :/ | Jessicaxoxo | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,450,008 | TheVampireDiaries | ccp8mva |
wait there are other characters besides damon in the show? | flirtyf | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,460,674 | TheVampireDiaries | ccpccw6 |
So are they going to try to kill Jeremy once per episode this season? | MissMaster | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,452,463 | TheVampireDiaries | ccp9gpu |
Australian researchers reveal upside to gaming | Abbrevi8 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,448,543 | australia | 1o6lhf |
TIL getting diabetes is as easy as sitting in a chair and moving your fingers. | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,456,090 | australia | ccpaqgs |
Checklist: iOS7 App Redesign | jstart | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,448,468 | iOSProgramming | 1o6led |
I love that my retina display really shows off that high resolution, monotone grey. | gkopff | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,497,879 | iOSProgramming | ccpjhb2 |
He can save us trillions | deicide660 | 393 | 393 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,448,148 | cringepics | 1o6kzg |
i'd vote for him, but i'm canadian | redrebellion | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,500,321 | cringepics | ccpk6ky |
Video that Sergio Ramos shared on his twitter with him scoring a back-heel goal on Casillas | inflexionaire | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,446,565 | realmadrid | 1o6ivd |
And we all know why Casillas was benched! | Dirtysocks1 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,459,298 | realmadrid | ccpbvmu |
I am in love with my new iPhone background. | acboyz2 | 139 | 139 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,446,480 | FinalFantasy | 1o6irk |
Yuna looks great, but who's that other girl? | Rhayve | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,479,402 | FinalFantasy | ccpgqax |
MMLP2 Tracklist | thebasedyeezus | 746 | 746 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,446,086 | hiphopheads | 1o6i7p |
Dude... you're going to tell me Love The Way You Lie wasn't the track of the year when it came out? | PimpLucious | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,447,905 | hiphopheads | ccp7xjp |
W H E R E I S Y E L A | itsmaSHerman | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,457,024 | hiphopheads | ccpb29e |
My first love was Pat Sajak as a child and sadly no we're not married | rose_gold_android | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,445,298 | AskWomen | ccp7151 |
Can someone argue this math? | Tatonk | 948 | 948 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,443,722 | Libertarian | 1o6eyy |
You sound like a reasonable person. | rspeed | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,464 | Libertarian | ccpmp12 |
Can't tell if | alexanimal | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,507,628 | Libertarian | ccpmr9m |
"Ps4 is gonna be way better than 4 titans" | rilothugnasty | 136 | 136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,441,626 | pcmasterrace | 1o6c1g |
This is going to be great to use when *anyone* says *anything* negative about police work or ethics or procedure, etc. | strobeprobe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,501,093 | offbeat | ccpkfk1 |
Location Settings Are Getting Revamped In Android 4.4 And Finally | darkknightxda | 370 | 370 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,441,578 | Android | 1o6bzj |
Completing sentences is overrated anyway. | AwayToHit | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,449,332 | Android | ccp8eqt |
I use Messi up front in a 4231 with Bale Neymar and IF Isco behind him and he just feels weak with a poor touch and the intricate dribbling i wanted from him just doesn't happen, id recommend building around bale if you haven't tried him would be a preferable option. | Sparxky | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,447,174 | FIFA | ccp7ok7 |
Do you rate Bale highly in the game? | Rockyb433 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,448,983 | FIFA | ccp8ahi |
I would play Bale as cdm and troll people | madeittotheusa | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,450,864 | FIFA | ccp8wz0 |
Epic troll, bro. | eerhtmot | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,454,718 | FIFA | ccpa8v2 |
Smartphones are obviously the problem here | TooSexyForMyKayak | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,467,670 | GunsAreCool | ccpeiwp |
Busquets defends against diver label - "it's not play-acting, it's being smart." | [deleted] | 109 | 109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,440,053 | soccer | 1o69rf |
Because football is a contact sport yada yada... pick up river dancing instead if you don't like it.... something something... faggot. | boissez | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,481,681 | soccer | ccph0lg |
Balls | its_the_peanutiest | 2,665 | 2,665 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,439,420 | WTF | 1o68si |
If he was carrying a gun, that situation wouldn't have happened in the first place. | sterlingarcher0069 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,454,220 | WTF | ccpa2mw |
UN Admission, Ours and Yours | jamiesw89 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,437,126 | Palestine | 1o65b5 |
you got them! | JoeZee | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,463,552 | Palestine | ccpdbzi |
Good Guy Brandon Marshall | JesusCantPlay_Rugby | 2,960 | 2,960 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,437,064 | AdviceAnimals | 1o6580 |
The greatest and healthiest desk...ever | Bonesaw_1987 | 212 | 212 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,435,624 | shutupandtakemymoney | 1o633j |
TIL that in 1970, there were half as many people in the world as there are now | thepopchassid | 2,253 | 2,253 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,435,369 | todayilearned | 1o62q8 |
Damn...according to this between 5.5-15.5% of all humans who have lived in the last 50,000 years are alive today. | mystical-me | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,454,589 | todayilearned | ccpa79c |
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