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Their home screen is actually an apps drawer, AFAIK. | mecartistronico | 110 | 110 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,422,185 | Android | ccoy1ue |
Spotlight search | neverpullout | 145 | 145 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,422,459 | Android | ccoy5pa |
You are apparently the only person in this subreddit who knows how to use an iPhone. | mathgeek777 | 165 | 165 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,424,030 | Android | ccoysjs |
Why learn about it when we can just shit on it? | FIDEL_CASHFLOW | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,424,842 | Android | ccoz41t |
Hawaii and Ohio State to play in 2015, ESPN announcement coming | RiffRamBahZoo | 82 | 82 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,414,522 | CFB | 1o589a |
rainbow warriors for the upset | Shaisortahuman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,419,953 | CFB | ccox6em |
Timmy Chang will light them up! | huazzy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,426,004 | CFB | ccozl5i |
My reaction as an American, when I heard "The Darul Uloom Deoband seminary recently issued a fatwa against animated cartoons, decreeing that watching them is 'unlawful' for Muslim children" | Cpt_Knuckles | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,414,298 | exmuslim | 1o57yc |
**Alhamdullilah** for having US citizenship! | itistemp | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,432,375 | exmuslim | ccp24pp |
In Which We're Put in Our White Knighting, Coat Stealing, Inarticulate Place | AllTheCheesecake | 135 | 135 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,413,750 | creepyPMs | 1o5789 |
TRASH TALK THREAD **YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO** | CFB_Referee | 226 | 226 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,413,665 | CFB | 1o574g |
DON'T WORRY KENTUCKY, IT'LL BE FLOOR SQUEAK SEASON SOON. | shorthandround | 513 | 513 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,414,898 | CFB | ccovfmh |
BUT DEY SEC DEY GO HARDCORE CAUSE DEY SEC | shorthandround | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,422,504 | CFB | ccoy6ed |
Matt Cassel: Super Bowl XLVIII MVP | LocalMadman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,426,883 | nfl | ccozxyp |
Woman brutally thrown into jail cell bench by police, lawsuit pending (video NSFW) | crazy_hunter | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,412,775 | rage | 1o561v |
Remember guys, its only a few bad apples. | Youareabadperson5 | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,430,451 | rage | ccp1cll |
This kid has an argument for everything, goes way overboard and always thinks he's right. | Do_You_Remembah | 988 | 988 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,412,037 | cringepics | 1o558o |
Your New Detroit Kickstarter - Showcasing the bright future of Detroit | sldorange91 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,412,025 | Detroit | 1o5585 |
Thanks for the input, although I feel focusing on the people who run the businesses is important because it showcases the growth of the city financially speaking and will help to shine a light on Detroit showcasing it as a place where business owners can come and thrive. | sldorange91 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,416,678 | Detroit | ccow0v0 |
I have no issue with the idea but I have an issue that this is ALL that is ever discussed and thought of as a great spotlight... because all the previous spotlights have worked | CareyLS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,015 | Detroit | ccow55q |
Getting dressed in the morning while living in the Midwest. | I_Steam_A_Good_Ham | 3,016 | 3,016 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,411,144 | AdviceAnimals | 1o54b4 |
freeze freeze, nuts need low temps | mug3n | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,428,569 | AdviceAnimals | ccp0lsk |
Campbell Newman says scrutiny of MPs expenses 'gone too far' | nath1234 | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,410,481 | australia | 1o53jz |
Farmers To Face Fines And/Or Prison Sentences For Selling Food Directly To Customers | bigsiswatch | 458 | 458 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,410,144 | conspiracy | 1o536p |
Because nothing says *"health and safety"* more than putting a farmer in prison. | Kozmosis | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,407 | conspiracy | ccovll5 |
"DEATH TO ALL FANATICS!!!" | Meister_Vargr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,512,968 | conspiracy | ccpouc5 |
Congress Is Less Popular than Dog Poop, Toenail Fungus, Hemorrhoids, Cockroaches, Lice, Root Canals, Colonoscopies, Traffic Jams, Used Car Salesmen, Genghis Khan, Communism, North Korea, BP during the Gulf Oil Spill, Nixon During Watergate or King George During the American Revolution | magister0 | 1,956 | 1,956 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,409,897 | nottheonion | 1o52x2 |
I bet she doesn't have any STDs. | Go_Away_Batin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,411,357 | Celebs | ccouer1 |
Obamacare saved my family from financial ruin | ksings | 1,922 | 1,922 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,409,065 | politics | 1o522k |
Obamacare is putting me in financial ruin | hypmoden | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,420,144 | politics | ccox8xq |
But they promised that it would save everyone money. | Travesura | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,422,598 | politics | ccoy7ry |
Pssh don't you guys know that mental illness is just a funny personality quirk drummed up for laughs and not something that actually causes suffering? | Sketchlynx | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,450,037 | cringepics | ccp8n7j |
Breaking Bad reference in Batman 24 | B3RT0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,408,618 | batman | 1o51mn |
Ehhh..... Not really. | Lazer_Guy | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,409,745 | batman | ccou11o |
Yeah, it's a stretch. | CocaineSympathy | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,411,783 | batman | ccouipr |
Well, I liked it so... oh well. | B3RT0 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,416,400 | batman | ccovxgq |
Well, you dumb! | CocaineSympathy | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,611 | batman | ccowcf5 |
CBS Calls Obamacare Website Launch 'Nothing Short of Disastrous' | YannickSooth | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,408,406 | Conservative | 1o51g7 |
At least the company that made the website didn't charge us a lot to set it up. | BishopMyriel | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,424,939 | Conservative | ccoz5hl |
I thought that was very bizarre as well. | chriscosta77 | 245 | 245 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,417,246 | WTF | ccow7zu |
'Gravity' passes $100 million worldwide after just 5 days in theaters | BunyipPouch | 258 | 258 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,406,967 | movies | 1o505t |
Let's hope this means it gets the sequel it deserves! | chefmcduck | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,438,801 | movies | ccp4pdq |
Well if the Catholic Church forbade divorce then we wouldn't have this problem | Prescription_pants | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,414,235 | atheism | ccov7w1 |
Trenton Marriot to be sold at auction next month | EpochFailure | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,406,558 | newjersey | 1o4ztn |
What a shame, it did so much and was such a fantastic idea | 0c34n | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,411,498 | newjersey | ccoug1e |
I reported an abusive page yesterday, I was glad to see Facebook act so quickly | Wuterman | 723 | 723 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,405,823 | MensRights | 1o4z6q |
"Facebook was wrong once so they need to be wrong twice." | MoreFreeSpeech | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,423,382 | MensRights | ccoyj11 |
Guess what i just got! | ArSuper | 846 | 846 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,403,861 | pokemon | 1o4xom |
Guelph robocalls investigator details need for witness testimony | 4589133 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,401,644 | Guelph | 1o4w4r |
Nice to see everyone cooperating! | delta-TL | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,459,469 | Guelph | ccpbxsb |
The Manufactured Myth of Muslim Appeasement | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,401,183 | india | 1o4vs9 |
Women of Reddit: What makes you completely disregard a guy as a sexual partner? | misskittypoo | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,396,447 | AskReddit | 1o4sgp |
The whole being a lesbian thing usually does the trick. | [deleted] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,396,557 | AskReddit | ccos4d3 |
That's just because you haven't found the right dick yet. | OscarMayer176 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,406,675 | AskReddit | ccotfaj |
Conservatives 'want black people "in their place"', REPLY: 'They'd also want all non-white people "in their place" FTFY' Maybe that place is as Governors and Senators and that too from the south. | [deleted] | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,395,089 | ShitPoliticsSays | 1o4rlq |
Do Michael Steele and Herman Caine no longer count as minorities? | I_THUMP_HAMSTERS | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,440,902 | ShitPoliticsSays | ccp5hmd |
Oh so minorities have no agency basically | I_THUMP_HAMSTERS | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,541,766 | ShitPoliticsSays | ccpzbtg |
Three Months After It Cleared The 100K Signature Threshold, the 'Pardon Snowden' Petition is Still Unanswered | Nicho88 | 2,967 | 2,967 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,392,648 | worldnews | 1o4q4c |
Shocking! | TheBucklessProphet | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,786 | worldnews | ccovq3r |
....naming identical twins Jermell and Jermall... that's almost criminal. | NDL1988 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,446,022 | Boxing | ccp7a8p |
It's okay, one had dreadlocks so nobody ever gets them confused | Allogenes | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,452,427 | Boxing | ccp9g90 |
'Damn, you are so rude for politely declining my advances, how dare you!' | Sharksarealwaysfun | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,390,019 | creepyPMs | ccoradl |
Nope, it's just you, no other straight male in all of Second Life has ever done that... | fosdagger | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,427,289 | secondlife | ccp03qo |
Michele Bachmann: End Times Are Here, Woohoo! | hamboningg | 986 | 986 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,386,817 | atheism | 1o4m13 |
Thought she said Obama was going to eat all the babies. | FriarNurgle | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,407,542 | atheism | ccotkr1 |
Toys R Us Xbox One Video Removed Due To Comments | notsurewhatiam | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,385,623 | gaming | 1o4l16 |
You're completely right, with names like "SonyTwan", "Snake4eva", "Xboned" and "6axis" how would they get that impression. | voteferpedro | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,418,108 | gaming | ccowijq |
George Bush for freedom and prosperity! | asdd1937 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,382,363 | teenagers | ccopssi |
Jewish controlled media! | gpbunny | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,382,701 | AskReddit | ccopvpg |
No, stop, now GameFreak can't use this idea | JuggerNugget | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,387,356 | pokemon | ccoquor |
After reading these rules in his profile it is a wonder I didn't say hello back. | readingcanbefun | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,379,700 | creepyPMs | 1o4f55 |
That's maturity right there. | ahmkcco | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,380,706 | creepyPMs | ccopdi0 |
High quality contribution. | anonlymouse | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,412,228 | MensRights | ccoumyb |
It's like you didn't even want to have sex after a few dates, can you imagine such a cruel thing? | Gamer_152 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,423,284 | creepyPMs | ccoyhko |
/fit/ got another story through, brother needs bigger portions "for his gains" | Justsomerandomgirl | 316 | 316 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,377,696 | fatpeoplestories | 1o4cpl |
Did you just describe the WCS Korea Season 2 champion as a "top GM" as a credential? | Gemini_19 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,377,853 | starcraft | ccook0b |
Yo being the youngest Royal Roader in OSL history's got nothing on being top GM. | kolst | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,378,300 | starcraft | ccoooww |
An actual use for Erebos' first ability | Emperorerror | 337 | 337 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,375,241 | magicTCG | 1o49lf |
Ironically, it's a counter to Whip of Erebos' static ability (granting lifelink to your creatures). | yakusokuN8 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,381,477 | magicTCG | ccopksy |
If an opponent plays the Whip, and you play Erebos afterwards. | ThaBlobFish | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,404,473 | magicTCG | ccot2tn |
Nothing keeps that guy down like not being restricted | Manchee1017 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,373,088 | funny | ccomyq9 |
We are so oppressed here in the US. | Marshallfan607 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,405,137 | pics | ccot6gp |
Fluoride Had No Business In Our Water? | BentleyTheCat | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,372,830 | Calgary | 1o464u |
HBO is one of the first places any new show gets pitched, so along with these 3 great shows are thousands of shitty ones that they've passed on. | tojoso | 169 | 169 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,392,699 | todayilearned | ccornno |
The Walking Dead is not great. | FrownSyndrome | 306 | 306 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,411,237 | todayilearned | ccoudmg |
The best episode in season 2 is the one where carl went missing 4 times. | mikelae18 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,418,400 | todayilearned | ccowm9q |
AMC and FX are the poor man's HBO and Showtime. | [deleted] | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,407,828 | todayilearned | ccotmqo |
Dexter | iiTryhard | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,420,333 | todayilearned | ccoxbjb |
Cam4 Hack Cam4 Tokens Adder v2 1 Woking] | racker12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,369,864 | hacking | 1o41vy |
Seems legit... | token_brown_guy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,412 | hacking | ccovlna |
Maybe all your luck is being saved up for something huge. | bobapanda | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,386,552 | AskReddit | ccoqp9q |
Yes I'm sure that's how it works. | PTRS | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,400,941 | AskReddit | ccosm25 |
Good albums to listen to during the winter? | SoDangAgitated | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,367,515 | hiphopheads | 1o3yko |
Cruel winter | how_to_hack | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,389,859 | hiphopheads | ccor9ik |
"I'm just trying to be honest" - the foolproof creep defense | love-from-london | 148 | 148 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,364,852 | creepyPMs | 1o3uw9 |
:( why won't you have sex with me :( I'm just being honest with you :( I'm so sad is this convincing you to have sex with me? | Anemoni | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,415,067 | creepyPMs | ccovhld |
22 Things I've Learned as a Digital Nomad (or how I came to realize that the dream of sitting on a beach all day is total bullshit) | claybodie | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,364,698 | business | 1o3uoe |
Scattered and ultimately useless, although well meaning, rambling. | Seeker_Of_Wisdom | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,400,221 | business | ccosj3m |
You're just jealous you sedentary nine-to-five fuck! | mijazma | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,404,517 | business | ccot32h |
The Oatmeal: Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) | kerrigan2 | 2,685 | 2,685 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,363,653 | comics | 1o3t8b |
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