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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have signed rookie offensive guard Patrick Omameh off the San Francisco 49ers practice squad, occupying the roster spot previously held by quarterback Josh Freeman. | CiscoCertified | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,545,099 | nfl | 1o9loz |
Hurr durr, he's probably a better QB than freeman | sometimesalways | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,572,718 | nfl | ccq5uvr |
GOP Congressmen tells furloughed workers to take out private loans to pay their bills. | OfficeKnight | 786 | 786 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,542,888 | politics | 1o9j20 |
I, for one, am glad there is another drug that religious conservatives can complain about. | TheLizardKing89 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,552,516 | sex | ccq2ihb |
New rape drug, awesome! | iCANNcu | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,581,931 | sex | ccq6vx5 |
On Asking Veterans Stupid Questions | [deleted] | 1,593 | 1,593 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,541,059 | AdviceAnimals | 1o9h3e |
I can put you in a new gen 3 for $500 delivered to FFL. | FirearmConcierge | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,540,796 | Gunsforsale | ccpz193 |
What a price gouger... | LeftyStag | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,624,181 | Gunsforsale | ccqijzw |
Royce Gracie used to hold submissions longer than Palhares ( especially at around 1:34) | jmlreddit | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,540,024 | MMA | 1o9fy8 |
Although I don't boner over pig vocals, I still consider myself a good girl gina. | catlace | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,539,812 | MetalMemes | 1o9fpz |
What the fuck are you talking about? | TheSlowestCheetah | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,558,844 | MetalMemes | ccq40nw |
I consider myself to still be a good girl gina despite not liking those "metal as fuck" piq-squeal things that some bands do. | catlace | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,560,212 | MetalMemes | ccq49xx |
gosh... you can't just deem yourself Good Girl Gina. | [deleted] | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,561,127 | MetalMemes | ccq4fng |
Lonely Friday night and I find this gem from April. | paranoiabombss | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,536,594 | OkCupid | 1o9c3w |
I believe you meant *le* gem. | EnnuiDeBlase | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,547,965 | OkCupid | ccq16uk |
I giggled way too much at this. | gotnull | 1,452 | 1,452 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,707,500 | pics | 1oe005 |
They mixed up Raphael and Donatello. | nathanv221 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,727,550 | pics | ccra03j |
Yeah, you better be sorry. | GhostMatter | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,774,360 | LetsNotMeet | ccrkh8w |
White boys 'the problem' for Britain's schools, says Government aide | retuittr | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,707,083 | worldnews | 1odzgy |
Just like "white boys" were the problem when an African cut off the head of a veteran on the streets of London | gorgeousblonde | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,707,417 | worldnews | ccr3ftn |
Better report for unskilled | Kuznecoff | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,718,737 | leagueoflegends | ccr789p |
TIL 8 of the top 10 cities with highest unemployment rates in America are in California. | BringItBackNowYall | 2,171 | 2,171 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,706,221 | todayilearned | 1odyct |
Million Truck March in DC How many of you were as totally unshocked as I was at the turnout of a mere 30 trucks? | errie_tholluxe | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,706,157 | Trucking | 1odya0 |
But I thought that this was the year it was really going to happen. | 0to60in2minutes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,731,778 | Trucking | ccrazo1 |
10 car garage problem It won't save all ten it will only let me hold 8 | bman1128 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,705,093 | GTA | 1odwwu |
you seem like a cool guy | Arohtu-Danee | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,777,157 | GTA | ccrljo0 |
Welp, this sucks | bostons_g | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,704,113 | Patriots | 1odvnn |
looks like a pretty bad concussion. | sirhumphry | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,705,349 | Patriots | ccr2sfx |
Yeah, it was pretty striking how he just powered down after the hit. | tophermeyer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,705,627 | Patriots | ccr2vgg |
The Koch Brothers Seditious Shutdown Conspiracy Should Get Them 20 Years in Prison | discocrisco | 231 | 231 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,703,689 | progressive | 1odv2s |
Freedom of speech is quite bad if people say things I disagree with. | ThatRedEyeAlien | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,772,402 | progressive | ccrjqgq |
Bigger is better right? | lwrs10 | 200 | 200 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,703,252 | Justrolledintotheshop | 1oduis |
This reminds me of a kid with a Honda who called me stupid for saying it WAS in fact possible to over port the intake manifold because while increased flow is good you still need a certain velocity to make maximum power. | [deleted] | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,716,471 | Justrolledintotheshop | ccr6f3w |
you know this is true right? | eliotz28 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,719,115 | Justrolledintotheshop | ccr7cwz |
On October 1st, HR 368 changed the standing rules of the House to take away from any member of the House the privilege of calling up the Senate bill to immediately reopen the government. | Cinnamonbun_Ub3r | 4,698 | 4,698 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,703,048 | politics | 1odu8x |
Call me crazy, but procedure rule changes should probably require more than a simple majority. | aranasyn | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,721,029 | politics | ccr80xj |
How the fuck did that not carry over into modern day? | YNot1989 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,732,574 | todayilearned | ccrb59d |
Mysogonism | arronaxx88 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,756,140 | todayilearned | ccreh25 |
I love it when Wizards revisit old mechanics in Commander and Planechase sets. | CandyGandhi | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,702,947 | magicTCG | ccr1zxg |
If it ain't phasing, it ain't welcome. | THOR4GR8JUSTICE | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,722,044 | magicTCG | ccr8dna |
Woman fakes timestamps on FB messages to help acquit her boyfriend of child abuse; Prosecutors prove it and she now faces perjury and tampering charges | seditious_commotion | 2,380 | 2,380 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,701,754 | JusticePorn | 1odse8 |
Tampering with evidence is serious business | Ikit-Klaw | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,707,915 | JusticePorn | ccr3m2f |
I guess that's why the words "up to" are included here. | BuckFritzl | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,725,367 | JusticePorn | ccr9eig |
It still is ridiculous that it is possible for a judge to give her that much time for such a petty crime. | stubing | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,758,605 | JusticePorn | ccrf1n7 |
Scumbag bosses in food service jobs. | a_newer_hope | 2,039 | 2,039 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,700,266 | AdviceAnimals | 1odqc1 |
Obviously the correct course of action is "never get sick". | ChickinSammich | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,726,012 | AdviceAnimals | ccr9kz3 |
Good Guy Clark | KoalaHarmony | 1,963 | 1,963 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,700,003 | funny | 1odpz2 |
Can't wait to see all the 'get rid of eoc' posts from 07ers! | cartRL | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,702,276 | runescape | ccr1rws |
Nightmare in Maryville, MO: Teens' sexual encounter ignites a firestorm against family | ahookerinminneapolis | 2,418 | 2,418 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,699,018 | news | 1odoni |
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE FAMILIAL NEPOTISM, cause shit ass public prosecutors won't do their jobs right. | [deleted] | 122 | 122 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,709,973 | news | ccr4987 |
Be careful, someone might construe you as blaming "rape victims" who go out, fully intending to get trashed, and wake up in someone else's bed. | ERRORMONSTER | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,730,112 | news | ccramvw |
And then get thrown outside in the grass to freeze to death! | OniTan | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,730,513 | news | ccraq1d |
Proud mommy moment! | dontfuckingthink | 2,690 | 2,690 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,697,391 | cringepics | 1odm9f |
You wouldn't understand because you don't have kids. | incoming_sarcasm | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,735,484 | cringepics | ccrbnxz |
Chris Carpenter to Retire this offseason | xSincosx | 142 | 142 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,695,842 | Cardinals | 1odjy0 |
Ray King would like to have a word | DrThom | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,715,548 | Cardinals | ccr63lr |
I sure hope we have some young arms in the organization that can take his place. | LLv2 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,706,764 | Cardinals | ccr38b7 |
Is There Any Way to Talk to Girls in a Civilized Way in the US Today? | narcissus88 | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,695,730 | TheRedPill | 1odjsn |
What EVERY GUY Must Know About Date Rape | itzth3d00d | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,695,635 | MensRights | 1odjnc |
Of course not, men can't be raped | Rufert | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,699,056 | MensRights | ccr0o1d |
A popcorn kernel fulfilling it's destiny. | [deleted] | 2,564 | 2,564 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,695,589 | chemicalreactiongifs | 1odjl9 |
ITS | Kerfulfel | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,699,365 | chemicalreactiongifs | ccr0s12 |
Its really hard. | 12--12--12 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,720,145 | chemicalreactiongifs | ccr7pu1 |
IT'S | A_sexy_black_man | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,720,734 | chemicalreactiongifs | ccr7x3p |
But then you'll starve. | riplox | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,699,867 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ccr0yex |
Bill Cowher must attend all future Steelers games. | snnmnd | 97 | 97 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,694,648 | steelers | 1odi5e |
So elite. | bane117 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,770,342 | steelers | ccriys8 |
I have a hard time believing people still support Microsoft after shit like this | alex1is2bored3 | 302 | 302 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,694,463 | gaming | 1odhvw |
Yep, because all computers are used for gaming exclusively. | Roberek | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,721,218 | gaming | ccr83d2 |
France's Le Pen hails far-Right FN victory in key by-election | [deleted] | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,693,696 | europe | 1odgv1 |
"key" election... yeah right, Brignoles is just some province town with 15 000 inhabitants. | Quas4r | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,718,118 | europe | ccr70c5 |
Maybe Brignoles is a kind of magic place, and now they just need to turn the "key" to open the door? | shael666 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,748,037 | europe | ccrd80s |
What if I told you there are different types of churches? | fearachieved | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,720,569 | AdviceAnimals | ccr7v47 |
This is reddit, all churches are the WBC. | ColbyM777 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,726,034 | AdviceAnimals | ccr9l7b |
Fans cheer as QB Schaub leaves with injury | Layed | 625 | 625 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,692,512 | nfl | 1odf49 |
Let's be honest here: Who slept through at least the first part of the game with the Hurricanes? | burntnolan | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,691,361 | Coyotes | 1oddid |
Not dedicated enough, bro. | em483 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,709,628 | Coyotes | ccr45b9 |
In my price range its basicly the only thing available to me. | Sometimesialways | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,384,019,316 | airsoft | cdafztp |
"But everyone owns an AK!" | Sometimesialways | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,384,031,891 | airsoft | cdak9sk |
Seems like the Free Shit Army has taken over this thread. | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,720,744 | AnythingGoesNews | ccr7x8k |
Just some lady peeing outside my window on a rainy Sunday morning | msmejdb | 2,382 | 2,382 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,690,329 | WTF | 1odbyi |
I found a giant eyeball in a courtyard. | erhmagerd4 | 489 | 489 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,689,684 | WTF | 1odb24 |
This will be for the New Year's ball drop this year, signifying we are always under watch. | CB05201 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,716,761 | WTF | ccr6iwb |
At tea party-like rally, Obama told to "put the Quran down." | Zlibservacratican | 175 | 175 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,689,152 | politics | 1odabr |
He's only a Muslim when he's appeasing the Saudis, otherwise he is a white hating, black power ranger just ask Reverent Wright. | clone822 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,715,478 | politics | ccr62ow |
What PC gaming looks like at 4K resolution (all images unedited) | Tapitytap | 2,180 | 2,180 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,688,874 | gaming | 1od9zh |
Meh, they're alright I guess. | theguynamedtim | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,706,094 | gaming | ccr30rk |
Morello thinks Vaynes range should be lowered to 525 | jconnor592 | 691 | 691 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,688,290 | leagueoflegends | 1od984 |
i'm going to get hated for this, but I really don't think Morello understands how this game works | babyoov | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,695,310 | leagueoflegends | ccqzdvh |
I think we can all agree on the fact that a random redditor knows the game much better than the lead content designer. | RedExergy | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,699,535 | leagueoflegends | ccr0u3i |
What is happening here? | prashantbioinfo | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,687,566 | desinews | 1od87i |
What is happening here? | prashantbioinfo | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,687,550 | india | 1od86q |
Weren't they legal in the US when Arnold was competing? | ThunderHawkLives | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,699,467 | steroids | ccr0tar |
If the world economy was crashed, the wealth wouldn't be worth shit. | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,697,217 | conspiratard | ccr01e3 |
The GOP's little rule change they hoped you wouldn't notice (preventing Dems/Moderate GOP from ending the Shutdown) | timoburke | 361 | 361 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,686,624 | politics | 1od6vw |
I don't have the clip but during 2nd pitstop on Webber , crew did something on front right side. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,686,470 | formula1 | 1od6oi |
They probably changed the tyre. | musef1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,687,751 | formula1 | ccqwp1d |
Please don't objectify the drivers, thanks. | jolij | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,686,925 | formula1 | ccqwe5w |
Sorry, but this post is far too intelligent, filled with actual discussion of game tactics, and goes against the "techies spam" meme so prepare for the tard masses to downvote you. | All_stats_leveled | -22 | -22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,685,064 | DotA2 | ccqvrsd |
Days of Future Past's Quicksilver WILL have silver hair | Dorkside | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,683,245 | xmen | 1od2g0 |
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