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"Why I will never return to the USA" Dutch writer explains the treatment he received at the US customs and how he was denied entry. | hugoag1 | 114 | 114 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,630,888 | inthenews | 1obw6e |
Well, your response really was an expansion on my conclusion about you so I think we are done here. | graphictruth | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,725,507 | inthenews | ccr9fw2 |
mhmh.. not tugging the forelock, enough, Captain Murika? | graphictruth | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,897,659 | inthenews | ccsnto4 |
Douche. | lafeeverte17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,916,712 | inthenews | ccsrgk9 |
I've gotten: "What the fuck is wrong with you" "You fucking freak go die" "You're just saying that cause you're a f*g" and "I'm gonna fucking get a wh*re to r*pe you so you can see how good sex is" I hate High School. | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,698,907 | asexuality | ccr0m65 |
I just want to know how China doesn't have at least two. | Breakfast_Sausage | 85 | 85 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,638,776 | todayilearned | ccqmybl |
Sure, and everyone leaves their cameraphones at home when the boat goes into dry dock, right? | Kevin_Wolf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,687,571 | todayilearned | ccqwmiv |
If you met someone claiming to be you from the future, but were suspicious of their legitimacy, what would you ask to confirm that it was truly you? | byany_othername | 2,357 | 2,357 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,629,241 | AskReddit | 1obucf |
What is your reddit username and what does it mean? | way_fairer | 518 | 518 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,630,741 | AskReddit | ccqkk27 |
Jonathan Bernier robs Arcobello. | HairyBoobies | 1,562 | 1,562 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,628,562 | hockey | 1obtkr |
I'd add Calgary to that list too. | SULLYvin | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,649,110 | hockey | ccqp7mw |
'Canadian Anti-Pornography Petition' Urges Opt-In Filter On All Porn | Canuck147 | 183 | 183 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,628,049 | canada | 1obsxc |
If you don't want your kids watching porn don't give them a private PC, also be a parent. | ns_dev | 191 | 191 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,631,315 | canada | ccqkqdk |
Why on Earth would I actually get off my lazy ass and parent when I can whine to the authorities until they pass a law about it? | x30Jx | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,699,212 | canada | ccr0q0c |
It's Been a Good Couple of Days | Jungle Kali | Reloads | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,627,321 | Smite | 1obs36 |
Omg 1 loss your terrible | chaosfly10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,631,877 | Smite | ccqkwc9 |
Utah upsets #5 Stanford for the first PAC12 south win over a PAC12 north team! | Semajj | 958 | 958 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,626,917 | CFB | 1obrlv |
Because Oregon has owned top flight SEC teams in the past. | geauxtothetop | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,628,082 | CFB | ccqjqx7 |
Yep, Tennessee | pash1k | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,628,852 | CFB | ccqjzls |
JP Morgan CEO Called to the White House for Meeting With Obama Today | [deleted] | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,626,088 | conspiracy | 1obqlt |
JP Morgan administers the food stamp program... which coincidentally stopped working today. | TrespassersWilliam_ | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,632,864 | conspiracy | ccql72q |
An untimely coincidence, I'm sure. | Popsquat | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,638,502 | conspiracy | ccqmvnr |
Government shutdown has forced the US Antarctica stations to go into "caretaker status", creating data gaps for the next few months | unquietwiki | 2,606 | 2,606 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,626,019 | science | 1obqil |
Steven Ogg (Trevor) tells a fan at NY Comic Con to 'Go fuck yourself' after the fan politely asks. | PRANKCALLERPRANKCALL | 3,056 | 3,056 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,625,485 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1obpum |
Trevor needs a movie. | Puffy_Ghost | 386 | 386 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,628,515 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccqjvrz |
I'd be happy with a nice big DLC continuing the storymode in single player. | BaconWrappedEnigma | 109 | 109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,636,145 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccqm6ru |
[But how would they do that if you kill him in the end?] | Scarecrow398 | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,645,133 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccqohlx |
When the beat drops | Suz4 | 1,840 | 1,840 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,624,405 | gifs | 1obol5 |
animal cruelty | RATPIE | -25 | -25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,633,763 | gifs | ccqlgyv |
you can just see the suffering in the cat's eyes | firespitter | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,635,671 | gifs | ccqm1m3 |
Today the impossible happened | Mr_Fantastico | 469 | 469 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,794,954 | australia | 1ogq1t |
better than what we have in mat sci, 4 tables. | DiamondAge | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,801,479 | Drexel | ccrudi7 |
BXII Expansion at the helm of Oliver Luck? | Kruciff | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,794,208 | CFB | 1ogox0 |
I really think the Big 12 dropped the ball not taking Louisville and Cincinnati. | karatechop250 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,804,218 | CFB | ccrvd6y |
They've shown it every Saturday in Fort Worth with those "bleacher outs" | red7raider | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,855,703 | CFB | ccs7e0k |
Xbox One May Face Hardware Problems Because Of Upclocks | Games Thirst | volcane2004 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,793,970 | xboxone | 1ogok6 |
I wonder what types of "hardware problems" the commenter is alluding to. | volcane2004 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,794,034 | xboxone | ccrrqj6 |
In response to the CBOAT info he spewed last week, which has always been valid. | Wyred4sound | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,794,235 | xboxone | ccrrt0k |
"Just wanted you to know at one point your own father jerked off thinking of you." | gets_creepy_messages | 440 | 440 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,793,040 | creepyPMs | 1ogn8d |
Yep, totally has to be true because a random internet stranger told me so. | brevityis | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,803,324 | creepyPMs | ccrv1ko |
ObamaCare addresses far more than the individual mandate. | drbillwilliams | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,807,992 | Republican | ccrwpuk |
I love these short statements with nothing behind it. | hotpotat0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,810,362 | Republican | ccrxhh3 |
Check out #1 on the list | BlueSardines | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,789,908 | Miami | 1ogj01 |
...said the person who has never missed any class ever. | ktappe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,805,178 | AdviceAnimals | ccrvps7 |
I'm glad that the future workforce is not committed to their education or hard work | mattsprofile | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,801,912 | AdviceAnimals | ccruj8x |
Reddit, What is something that looks easy but in fact is incredibly hard? | Capernacus | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,789,713 | AskReddit | 1ogip2 |
GUYS TRISTAM ON THE LEFT (From Fij new EP cover) | AwesomeNoah | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,789,554 | Monstercat | 1ogigz |
yes i can confirm all 3 tracks are collaborations with tristam. | mrfijiwiji | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,790,150 | Monstercat | ccrqepb |
hey stop pretending to be me | mrfijiwiji | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,790,162 | Monstercat | ccrqeul |
okay | mrfijiwiji | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,790,225 | Monstercat | ccrqfnu |
It is, lol | zoltantroll | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,846,204 | Monstercat | ccs40jn |
Proof? | yonoober | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,847,047 | Monstercat | ccs4a0m |
I texted him and he said it was him. | zoltantroll | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,016,103 | Monstercat | cctjor2 |
I'm kind of a big deal | zoltantroll | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,035,100 | Monstercat | cctqroy |
Yea man those bogues definitely make those tits less awesome. | gpl999 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,809,760 | Volkswagen | ccrxao9 |
Andrew "Twiggy" Forrest to donate $65 million to higher education in Western Australia | blaise21 | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,787,412 | australia | 1ogfdj |
If he donated money to the third world to buy goats and clean water you'd accuse him of putting goat salesmen out of business. | Abbrevi8 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,792,112 | australia | ccrr3a5 |
Nah, he'd be accused of buttering up the third world so he can plonk another mine there! | xyrgh | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,802,964 | australia | ccruwvr |
podcast lets play payday 2 part 2. i played payday 2 and i couldn't watch it because they where so bad | quackey | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,789,138 | roosterteeth | ccrq1sa |
I dont know what seems to be the issue, you can always download free ram. | Captain_Teemo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,865,931 | buildapc | ccsblom |
Obama Announces Dictatorship | PoliticBot | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,786,924 | POLITIC | 1ogeok |
Friend recently got dumped, invited me on his newest "Get Digits Quick" tactic | [deleted] | 150 | 150 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,786,473 | teenagers | 1oge17 |
ESPNFC MLS Power Rankings | AChanceEncounter | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,786,229 | MLS | 1ogdol |
Take that NYRB | Zurangatang | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,786,395 | MLS | ccrp1me |
Don't worry, this sort of issue has been reported ever since the key system was introduced many many months and patches ago I am sure they are working on it and don't worry it will be fixed for sure! | Kinderghast | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,828,091 | Warframe | ccs0wod |
HBK is coming on RAW tonight | NekoQT | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,785,824 | SquaredCircle | 1ogd3g |
Great. | Joy_Ride25 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,787,122 | SquaredCircle | ccrpbd6 |
Poll: Basically Everyone Now Angry at GOP Over Shutdown | PinkSlimeIsPeople | 1,734 | 1,734 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,785,736 | politics | 1ogcz4 |
I'd be happy if they stopped acting like it was 1861. | tourist420 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,808,279 | politics | ccrwtf1 |
I'd be happy if they stopped. | film_composer | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,811,386 | politics | ccrxs9t |
I'd be happy if we silence anyone who disagrees. | imDanJones | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,845,812 | politics | ccs3wax |
So I was watching a glorious video of pCARS in 1440p when suddenly a wild peasant appeared. | Bose321 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,785,240 | pcmasterrace | 1ogc8r |
People who don't understand computer technology shouldn't be allowed to talk about it. | AnxiousInfusion | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,786,189 | pcmasterrace | ccroywe |
umm i think i would no my 55' tv said 1080p so yea, also the human eye cant even see 1440p and my tv is 2000000:1 contrast ratio AND 16:9 ratio | h3ycharlie | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,827,078 | pcmasterrace | ccs0sis |
Go rafting in GTA! | vegardn | 539 | 539 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,785,089 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1ogc0p |
Route 1 can be done both ways too, [its part of a "Job" for Ron] | vermanshane | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,810,099 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccrxejd |
The question isn't what the state provides, it's what does the state provide that could not be provided by anyone else. | Sp1nyNorman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,873,030 | Shitstatistssay | ccsemf7 |
The government protects us from the Piranha brothers, that's what. | locolarue | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,954,038 | Shitstatistssay | cct2st3 |
Freshman DE at UCF, leading team in sacks, quits team | speedracer13 | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,784,271 | CFB | 1ogauj |
I think the point is that he's not a scrub, bro | Arlennn | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,844,485 | CFB | ccs3isr |
Moon Phase looks fucking terrifying | snowleave | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,012,120 | promos | cd1t429 |
The real Columbus Day | ray_pinasses | 2,077 | 2,077 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,783,491 | funny | 1og9oz |
Columbus wasn't lost; he just didn't know how far he needed to go, what was in his way, or where he actually ended up. | ichosethis | 177 | 177 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,801,369 | funny | ccruc27 |
This Video Of Republicans Tightening Control Of House Is As Unusual As It Seems | westparkguy | 384 | 384 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,783,447 | politics | 1og9ma |
My local news reported that 2 million veterans marched on Washington. | werepat | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,793,542 | politics | ccrrknh |
More like 200 | atxranchhand | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,800,656 | politics | ccru2pq |
Sufjan Stevens calls out Miley Cyrus for mistaking laying/lying and for incorrect use of Present Perfect Continuous Tense in the lyrics of Get it Right | spkr4thedead51 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,782,483 | badlinguistics | 1og87f |
"Then, in a stream-of-consciousness monologue that went on for several minutes, Judge Pater went over the pros and cons of treating Harris differently than a man who'd had sex with teenage girls." | actanonverba8 | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,782,480 | MensRights | 1og874 |
Rape 3 teenage boys in a rehabilitation center, get 90 days in a county jail. | [deleted] | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,783,586 | MensRights | ccrnzhk |
I'm sure the patriarchy is to blame somehow. | Sinistar_Lives | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,794,682 | MensRights | ccrryiw |
Experts Agree Alabama's AJ McCarron Not An Elite QB | Bobarhino | 183 | 183 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,782,012 | CFB | 1og7jn |
Yeah I'm sure you've never been wrong about your predictions. | DaAzzPounda | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,839,912 | CFB | ccs2gvq |
Portland's crossbar gives the Sounders a hard day's night (partial credit to Ricketts and Kah). | agtk | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,781,993 | MLS | 1og7in |
The woodwork at Jeld-Wen Field was my MOTM. | wessizzle | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,787,461 | MLS | ccrpfvh |
It certainly helped, though Ricketts had a nice save off Estrada's shot late and Neagle's header would have gone in without his intervention. | agtk | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,787,782 | MLS | ccrpk6j |
Well, to be fair, if it was 2 inches lower and 1 inch to the left or right, it's probably a goal. | agtk | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,793,574 | MLS | ccrrl15 |
"an exception to the rule" - Asshat completely disregards what is stated on my profile. | Misse-Liten | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,781,988 | creepyPMs | 1og7id |
But, see, he was SO SMART that you wouldn't be able help but fall for him anyway, right | emmybeezy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,789,823 | creepyPMs | ccrqaja |
Pro bass fisherman shot & killed while trying to save his boat from being burglarized | tc0843 | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,781,879 | news | 1og7d7 |
Aren't black people great? | alaskanassassin7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,819,247 | news | ccrznnz |
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