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I like how she looks like she's about to pour more in. | reverend_green1 | 244 | 244 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,764,551 | wheredidthesodago | ccrgvf7 |
Like dissolves like, right? | turkey_toes | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,705 | wheredidthesodago | ccrhzsk |
Can confirm, homeopathy diluted 1000000x is more effective at curing cancer than chemo | TehNeko | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,885,462 | wheredidthesodago | ccsj65w |
Did my best to do the Narrator from Fight Club | Star_Wreck | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,761,205 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1ofdkd |
[It's never made clear if that was his real name or made up but either way calling the character that gives up the twist.] | HothMonster | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,793,485 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccrrjya |
Urban Mermaid | Treo123 | 1,643 | 1,643 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,760,715 | WTF | 1ofcz6 |
10/10 would hit it. | GPilla | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,762,068 | WTF | ccrg1l8 |
This kills the human | david-me | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,762,310 | WTF | ccrg4fc |
r.i.p | PartyingPope | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,762,791 | WTF | ccrga52 |
Wow, what the fuuuuuuck | bahgelovich | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,774,973 | WTF | ccrkpts |
Tulip Bombing | seizuremann | 177 | 177 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,760,370 | gardening | 1ofckj |
Wait, is this trespassing and digging up someone else's yard? | Geofferic | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,776,080 | gardening | ccrl53x |
Yes, but it's okay because it's tulips. | chengiz | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,779,748 | gardening | ccrmjcf |
Apple Maps. | jwildes12 | 1,806 | 1,806 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,760,084 | funny | 1ofc8i |
Announcer Bob Costas Says Redskins Name Is 'An Insult' During NBC's 'Sunday Night Football' (VIDEO) | Orangutan | 410 | 410 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,759,845 | entertainment | 1ofbyt |
Yes, not feeling that the Redskins need to immediately change their name must mean that someone is a Sarah Palin voter. | PJSeeds | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,794,244 | entertainment | ccrrt4g |
Next up, the Netherlands starts selling quality marijuana, mushrooms and offering legal prostitution at its embassies in Israel. | lafielle | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,761,293 | MensRights | ccrfsvb |
Well I hope you enjoy being disliked. | DyceFreak | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,774,464 | TalesFromRetail | ccrkipz |
In all reality, it doesn't really bother. | AvadaK_Green | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,782,258 | TalesFromRetail | ccrnh79 |
Jeri Ellsworth's augmented reality system | quantrop | 183 | 183 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,759,164 | electronics | 1ofb6f |
Fuck "intellectual property", seriously. | thantik | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,788,058 | electronics | ccrpnvy |
Given that she is the one developing it and AFAIK has never mentioned contracting out any hardware development, the cost is her time. | IWillNotBeBroken | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,796,438 | electronics | ccrsjy2 |
Playoff Committee (full) | RousingRabble | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,758,431 | CFB | 1ofadh |
Tom Osborne will keep it real and fair. | GagNasty | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,415 | CFB | ccrhw11 |
I don't know about you, but I have the utmost confidence that he'll treat Texas fairly. | Doonesbury | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,790,678 | CFB | ccrqlj6 |
Grantland - After six weeks of football, what do we really know about all 32 NFL teams? | caindaddy | 318 | 318 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,758,283 | nfl | 1ofa7p |
Sure seems like an insightful writer when the best he can come up with for my team is "Nope." | preludeoflight | 194 | 194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,759,940 | nfl | ccrfebl |
With 6 weeks down, what records are looking more likely to be broken? | a_flaming_poo | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,758,116 | nfl | 1ofa1a |
Chiefs D are on pace for the most sacks in a season. | trololuey | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,759,277 | nfl | ccrf7wd |
Someone's about to win Pandemic II | [deleted] | 2,042 | 2,042 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,757,401 | ImGoingToHellForThis | 1of99f |
Yeah, we only accept nigger-jokes and reposts here. | fenix_nigger | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,775,923 | ImGoingToHellForThis | ccrl2zo |
Still the best way to avoid paying at a toll booth. | atthebuzzer | 1,895 | 1,895 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,757,401 | funny | 1of99c |
People dying - hilarious. | chowriit | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,758,744 | funny | ccrf2wv |
What insult is so common, it's not offensive anymore? | PanderKing | 471 | 471 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,756,429 | AskReddit | 1of8bz |
In my opinion: "bitch", "bastard" and "son of a bitch" are not insults that would make me or anyone else I know even blink. | terapod | 354 | 354 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,756,544 | AskReddit | ccrek3y |
Nice One | That_One_Man | 406 | 406 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,755,895 | gaming | 1of7tg |
No way is there an entire marketing team out there somewhere who thinks putting their competitors product in the largest, most central font is a good idea. | GrimaceJoe | 355 | 355 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,759,868 | gaming | ccrfdoc |
not to mention if all you do (I'm looking at you Sony) is put down your opponent, and try to make them look bad (cough cough Sega cough cough) it makes you look childish, and people don't want to be associated with you. | Dirty_A | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,777,816 | gaming | ccrlssz |
But... Sega does what Nintendon't. | hiromasaki | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,784,106 | gaming | ccro6qq |
just don't | [deleted] | 1,618 | 1,618 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,755,729 | AdviceAnimals | 1of7oc |
If you are telling anyone else what they can and can't put on their bodies, just don't | Supportive_comments | 338 | 338 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,760,208 | AdviceAnimals | ccrfh11 |
We're on reddit, don't you know we control everything people do? | downtothegwound | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,768,559 | AdviceAnimals | ccrib1h |
Pardon me but would you mind holding this special target in front of your chest so I can defend myself against you? | Soundbarrier4900 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,757,727 | progun | ccrettn |
Somebody thought this was cool | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,754,171 | WTF | 1of6a1 |
The Dallas Teacher Whose Playboy Pictures Leaked Is The Future | marquis_of_chaos | 166 | 166 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,753,927 | Foodforthought | 1of62m |
wow that's one idiotic title | RobBobGlove | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,769,349 | Foodforthought | ccrilnr |
That's clearly what OP meant to say. | ABaconOfFractals | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,781,333 | Foodforthought | ccrn4p5 |
This Is Where We Are - 'This is not an alternative budget; it is not another way of insuring millions and cutting healthcare costs; it is not a contribution to anything but to the logic of nullification of an election.' | BDB_JCD | 1,260 | 1,260 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,753,784 | politics | 1of5ye |
I think they should work toward getting rid of it if that's what their constituents want but they shouldn't ruin the country in the process. | tjblue | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,843,641 | politics | ccs3arz |
they were elected with a mandate to stop a policy they believe to be ruinous to the country. | imjgaltstill | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,130 | politics | ccs5bey |
Yes, the destruction is just rampant. | imjgaltstill | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,862,095 | politics | ccs9yz1 |
What do you think is the biggest problem in the world today? | [deleted] | 394 | 394 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,753,603 | AskReddit | 1of5sz |
When my parents get so pissed they take my xbox and give it away for free. | _Fhqwhgads | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,770,651 | AskReddit | ccrj2vt |
Honors student tries giving drunk friend ride home, punished by school for violating its zero tolerance policy | ENCINO-MAN | 3,587 | 3,587 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,753,393 | news | 1of5ni |
This girl gets punished for trying to help a drunk friend...several posts above this, teenage boys in a small town get away with rape. | fuckyofaceee | 136 | 136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,758,577 | news | ccrf1dw |
Zero-tolerance basically is just: You're gonna get in trouble anyway, go out fighting. | Themiffins | 609 | 609 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,761,202 | news | ccrfrwf |
More appropriate now than ever. | WildRattata | 1,905 | 1,905 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,752,701 | pics | 1of53w |
Why I love Chris Rock | geotracker8 | 1,787 | 1,787 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,751,096 | funny | 1of40a |
And I think "been" is supposed to be "being" | low_kix | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,772,529 | funny | ccrjs7h |
I shouldn't have to decode English because someone can't type. | Diels_Alder | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,774,523 | funny | ccrkjjp |
Hoenn and Kalos | Setsugami | 902 | 902 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,750,336 | pokemon | 1of3i0 |
I hated all the water in Hoenn. | SinousX | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,758,809 | pokemon | ccrf3id |
Speak not against the third gen, lest you be pricked by the sting of a tentacool. | notathrowaway03 | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,768,734 | pokemon | ccridd9 |
Good thing I stock up on Full Restore gen three suuuuuuuuuuucked. | friday6700 | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,775,269 | pokemon | ccrktvz |
One Direction star stunned no legal action being taken against crazed female voyeur - "If you flip it the other way round I'd have been straight off to jail." | CosmicKeys | 1,449 | 1,449 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,749,252 | MensRights | 1of2ro |
No jail for woman who had sex with 15-year-old | iamnotastroturfing | 153 | 153 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,748,593 | MensRights | 1of2bk |
Obviously, it is the cammer's fault. | spaceballsrules | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,745,084 | Roadcam | 1of046 |
woah, is that an asian in Russia? | Albort | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,774,675 | Roadcam | ccrklms |
I know, Russia is nowhere near Asia! | esfisher | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,776,022 | Roadcam | ccrl4ap |
Dr Ben Carson: "Obamacare not only the worst thing since slavery, it is slavery!" | baaloo7 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,745,070 | conspiratard | 1of03u |
Maybe it's worse than slavery; at least the slaveowners gave their slaves room and board in exchange for their servitude. | TheGreatStatic | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,756,002 | conspiratard | ccreg25 |
Isn't it great being treated like you don't matter. | SomeguyUK | 248 | 248 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,752,833 | AdviceAnimals | ccrdvcm |
Daily Mail publishes sexy pictures of underage Kendall Jenner in skimpy bikini in 'FeMail' section, while running panic story of male 'paedophiles' looking at sexy selfie pics of teenage girls online | ernestbelfortbax | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,743,442 | MensRights | 1oez2l |
Look women can wear what they like, it's disgusting evil men that choose to sexualise them | theskepticalidealist | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,778,881 | MensRights | ccrm7i2 |
During a rally on the National Mall, led by Senator Ted Cruz, Tea Party activists waved confederate flags and called for President Obama to be impeached | SocraticDiscourse | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,741,978 | politics | 1oey4e |
I have a hard time imagining a non-racist Tea Partier. | BeartrapSandwich | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,750,910 | politics | ccrdl7s |
Kate Beckinsale | BillionsWasted | 1,784 | 1,784 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,739,881 | gifs | 1oewtl |
So are we just not doing NSFW tags anymore? | monkeybanana14 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,758,888 | gifs | ccrf49u |
crazy woman! | [deleted] | 495 | 495 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,738,433 | TrollXChromosomes | 1oevz2 |
What are the odds of 2 people getting the same item | Neobladesman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,733,678 | DotA2 | 1oesun |
more than 3 people getting uncommons | kotokot_ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,735,890 | DotA2 | ccrbq9i |
poubelle wrote: silly me thinking the benefit was having a friend. | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,745,367 | doublespeakprivilege | ccrcx0v |
One Way | Johnnathon | 205 | 205 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,732,812 | HIMYM | 1oes6n |
CD reflection of NPH's crotch. | mackinoncougars | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,771,499 | HIMYM | ccrje4h |
silly me thinking the benefit was having a friend. | poubelle | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,745,033 | ShitRedditSays | ccrcvq3 |
Girl asked me to come spend the night with her | flipboi135 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,730,509 | AdviceAnimals | 1oeqch |
Angry Red Sox fan thrown out for HR ball toss also allegedly ranted racist remarks in stands | izzy2112 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,730,487 | baseball | 1oeqbr |
We obviously want to find out more about him and the generalize the entire red Sox fan base around him. | Krunklock | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,753,721 | baseball | ccre0mm |
since they started being like all lefty biased with their bloody science themed shows, even the fiction is science related | etherspin | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,732,116 | australia | ccrb21o |
Item passives should display their cooldown over the item icon Just a thought. | SolarFlareWings | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,725,515 | Smite | 1oelh0 |
this as been asked many times before, but HiRez main priority was to work on jump instead. | Lvsitan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,770,176 | Smite | ccriwml |
Official PlayStation Used Game Instructional Video | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,724,933 | PS4 | 1oeksx |
Thanks for posting a video from E3...really it gave me new information | SinnermightyBL | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,725,507 | PS4 | ccr9fvw |
A sneak peak of "a small corner of a town" on Unavowed by Kensai. | CallumDaSkater | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,724,799 | MineZ | 1oekmq |
Looks amazing, hope I'm around long enough to get to check it out! | xG3TxSHOTx | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,725,350 | MineZ | ccr9ebr |
Meet lucky Larry | basiq | 1,478 | 1,478 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,724,286 | conspiracy | 1oek1n |
How is that surprising? | EACCES | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,726,712 | Christianity | ccr9ru2 |
Because atheists are the epitome of logic and shouldn't be fooled by religion. | homeward_bound_ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,731,784 | Christianity | ccrazpj |
The Boston Red Sox defeat the Detroit Tigers, tying the ALCS at 1 game. | RebelNutt18 | 165 | 165 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,722,268 | baseball | 1oehkc |
The guy jacked up on juice hits a grand slam, what a surprise | HannibalK | -43 | -43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,722,857 | baseball | ccr8ncb |
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