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I remember reading somewhere that even the allies respected that guy. | [deleted] | 120 | 120 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,849,615 | todayilearned | ccs54qw |
He was a great man by anybodys standards | TeutorixAleria | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,184 | todayilearned | ccs5c23 |
Well my standards for great men must be too high, cause I rule out pretty much everyone who was a Nazi commander | derpyco | -82 | -82 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,851,052 | todayilearned | ccs5n9u |
I'd wager he was a German Military Commander and not a Nazi. | A_WHALES_VAG | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,851,142 | todayilearned | ccs5oc3 |
BUT THEY FOLLOWED TEH NAZIS | RIPPEDMYFUCKINPANTS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,858,480 | todayilearned | ccs8hts |
But you have excellent support for transgenders... how does that work? | AnotherVersionOfMe | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,863,138 | AskReddit | ccsaehs |
Well the whole Idea that there are no Homosexuals in Iran is correct, they hand out free sex change operations for them. | seezed | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,864,864 | AskReddit | ccsb5g8 |
do not deny the holocaust. | h4xxor | 165 | 165 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,844,773 | AskReddit | ccs3llu |
The Germans I know did ya one better -- they didn't even talk about it in history class! | SilasX | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,863,421 | AskReddit | ccsaizi |
I instinctually end my sentences with; | TL_DRead_it | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,858,870 | AskReddit | ccs8nkk |
If you're going to Scotland don't refer to England when you mean the UK, don't insult irn bru and it's safest to have no opinion about football whatsoever | hutchero | 133 | 133 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,848,248 | AskReddit | ccs4o19 |
Surface Pro 2 256GB, 512GB models won't ship until Dec 15 | Kylde | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,841,175 | Surface | 1ohxh4 |
Silly CNET if you place a new preorder now then your shipment will only arrive in the December 15 wave Probably better to wait in line on 22nd im not sure tho so take everything with a pinch of salt By the way im on a mobile device and dont have access to a computer so I can't make a new thread but the review for the Sony Vaio tap 11 is out now on engaget its a direct competitor to the surface pro | blackwolfmark4 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,842,030 | Surface | ccs2wrg |
Any man over the age of about 20 should be able to control that when he wants to. | Helen_A_Handbasket | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,841,249 | AskReddit | ccs2qnx |
You mean conscious control over your erections? | MerryWalrus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,841,408 | AskReddit | ccs2ruz |
That's why men can't be raped | mrmrchoice | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,494 | AskReddit | ccs5fy5 |
How a Radical New Teaching Method Could Unleash a Generation of Geniuses | Libertatea | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,840,095 | education | 1ohwk4 |
SJ Warriors defintely don't insert themselves into other conversations, oh no. | brningpyre | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,701 | TumblrInAction | ccs6mng |
Billionaire Red Bull owner Dietrich Mateschitz says he's interested in buying Arsenal | candlecup | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,837,546 | Gunners | 1ohuoj |
Looking forward to Bullasaurus or Bulbasaur mascot renaming | ARSE_IN_MY_ANAL | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,840,544 | Gunners | ccs2lc2 |
"irreducible complexity" | GainSeAya | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,839,094 | politics | ccs2bk2 |
the idea that when Henry Ford invented the car he knew nothing about all the previous work on steam engines, pistons, fly wheels, inlet valve timing and gear boxes. | gyldenlove | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,864,545 | politics | ccsb0k0 |
Real Madrid could move for Radamel Falcao next year | [deleted] | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,836,418 | soccer | 1ohtxf |
Falcao is such a whore. | acornmuscles | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,841,789 | soccer | ccs2usy |
as a 27 y/o professional, River, porto, atleti and Monaco... such a whore | 4realthistime | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,843,276 | soccer | ccs37eo |
I guess we're all taking it a bit hard during the shutdown. | SirWompalot | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,844,344 | news | ccs3hec |
A collection of 354 Gaming Wallpapers, all 1080p | Bangersss | 2,630 | 2,630 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,836,149 | gaming | 1ohtqg |
Libyan flag | lolFly | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,835,818 | vexillology | 1ohtig |
I have no idea, when I started reading it was already in this hiatus ._. | MoarOranges | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,839,972 | manga | ccs2hb9 |
Now would be a great time to start reading Berserk. | TwistedSic | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,908,989 | manga | ccsqgvl |
Yellow Claw & Yung Felix - You Make Me | icbutts | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,834,068 | trap | 1ohset |
real | pilvlp | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,868,916 | trap | ccscwho |
that chicks voice sounds far from real though | stinkypinky12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,873,434 | trap | ccses97 |
[There is a mission where Lester gets you to sell the diamonds you take from the first heist in single player, so it takes place before and during] | thesomalianpirate | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,834,597 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccs1nko |
Mione solos Tortos! | fuzzylogic111 | 79 | 79 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,833,655 | wow | 1ohs5k |
Always these new hero classes! | Daffan | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,862,033 | wow | ccs9y1p |
Super cool time lapse of road work being done | Keegwolf | 2,560 | 2,560 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,833,522 | funny | 1ohs2u |
It took me by surprise when he finally moved. | Pirate_Pete_Aar | 103 | 103 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,841,153 | funny | ccs2pxg |
OHOHO fooled me! | glorioussideboob | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,843,383 | funny | ccs38c1 |
sounds like maybe you guys shouldn't be together.... | nattlesthecat | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,638 | AskReddit | ccs5hto |
Because he doesn't find me physically attractive? | FERRET_TESTICLES | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,912 | AskReddit | ccs5led |
It's even more funny because Jesus was a Jew. | je_kay24 | 623 | 623 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,844,649 | atheism | ccs3ked |
Never miss a golden cookie again! | eDOTiQ | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,833,253 | CookieClicker | 1ohrxb |
Why not just transfer safegame to the pad and play there without the cables? | starly | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,851,859 | CookieClicker | ccs5xzw |
Because the game is called Cookie Clicker, not Cookie Tapper. | Homeles | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,864,566 | CookieClicker | ccsb0uu |
Child accidentally kills man at shooting range with single head-shot - Liveleak | chavram | 146 | 146 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,832,694 | videos | 1ohrlh |
Swiss scientists say Yasser Arafat's belongings have traces of polonium-210, supporting possibility that Palestinian leader was poisoned with radioactive substance - Lancet paper | ChetnBernie | 255 | 255 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,831,470 | worldnews | 1ohqxf |
Gee who would do something like that? | MrFlesh | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,843,810 | worldnews | ccs3cbd |
Stop your anti-semitic insinuations at once! | moriquendo | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,845,356 | worldnews | ccs3rks |
Bugatti needs to step up it's game! | Bmwe92 | 919 | 919 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,831,168 | videos | 1ohqsc |
If GTAV has taught me anything, I can do that with any car. | beanhitch | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,955 | videos | ccs5lzl |
But think about how portable that table would be! | tokin_ranger | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,860,934 | mflb | ccs9hfo |
Shiny Stunfisk, first shiny ever, can't exactly say it was one I was hoping for though. | Omancer | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,830,268 | ShinyPokemon | 1ohqb0 |
Where is it? | Regnilla | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,856,618 | ShinyPokemon | ccs7r1q |
This was in my college campus' "Comission for equality" (translation in coments) | Dronelisk | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,829,604 | MensRights | 1ohpx9 |
I'm sure the thousands of migrant workers breaking their bodies in the fields right now for barely minimum wage would wholeheartedly agree. | Miracle_Fruit | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,842,623 | MensRights | ccs31nq |
NYC had a murder-free week | brandedtokill | 3,360 | 3,360 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,827,916 | news | 1ohoyh |
Murderers are clearly getting better at hiding bodies. | KarmaEnthusiast | 1,998 | 1,998 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,839,501 | news | ccs2e6o |
Government is shut down = no cops to find the bodies = murder free week.. Nice semetry. | Afa1234 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,848,667 | news | ccs4t54 |
Don't discourage vaping - glamorise it says scientist | jamesdunworth | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,827,897 | electronic_cigarette | 1ohoxz |
I prefer looking dorky to breathing through a stoma. | standric | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,862,192 | electronic_cigarette | ccsa0fj |
But you can get that awesome robot voice! | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,927,486 | electronic_cigarette | ccst3fu |
REAL WAY TO MAKE MONEY I DID IT AND IT WORKED OMG | natedowg23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,827,173 | awesome | 1ohoia |
*Checks account age* Seems legit. | Greedeater | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,841,746 | awesome | ccs2uge |
Delhi Police cracks down on sale of sex toys | [deleted] | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,820,404 | india | 1ohk9n |
Haven't you heard, the only thing a woman is allowed to insert in her vagina besides a penis is an iron-rod? | kuttanpilla | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,829,912 | india | ccs144p |
Just a piece of the types of things posting to GW gets you | [deleted] | 131 | 131 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,818,119 | creepyPMs | 1ohij7 |
Heaven forbid using addictive drugs - what if the prisoner became hooked on it? | DJLinFL | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,891,017 | AskReddit | ccsldfg |
Green outrage as the German automotive industry convinces an EU committee to postpone its death sentence for a few years. | technologyisnatural | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,814,982 | climateskeptics | 1ohfuo |
Ford protested the deal due to its sincere concern about the threat of climate change | technologyisnatural | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,815,244 | climateskeptics | ccrytjb |
When does this ever work | Starcake | 121 | 121 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,814,276 | creepyPMs | 1ohf7l |
hmmmmm this person doesnt want to get coffee with me, maybe ill ask for their #, that will for sure work! | pafpdd | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,815,063 | creepyPMs | ccryrzy |
This technique is most effective in their twisted fantasies! | geode08 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,840,405 | creepyPMs | ccs2kbw |
Yeah, we're going to suck this year | onlyanactor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,855,650 | nba | ccs7d92 |
"This is what happens when you give free shit to people who don't work for what they have." | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,810,070 | doublespeakprivilege | 1ohamh |
ofelia_loves_tseliot wrote: DAE think that we live in a meritocracy and that free market capitalism is an inviolable ahistorical utopia? | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,813,878 | doublespeakprivilege | ccryhdg |
Drunk off duty cop tries to make an arrest at a bar with a woman he got into an argument with, and is now on leave. | CheesySauce | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,809,715 | videos | 1oha6q |
"The veteran deputy, 49-year-old Paul Derrick, was placed on leave without pay after he was arrested following the October 7 incident at Buffalo Wild Wings on Devine Street." | montreal01 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,839,222 | videos | ccs2cdd |
KY Anonymous did an AMA on Reddit | cyfer_sure | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,809,299 | anonymous | 1oh9nv |
TIL 53% of infants born in the US are supported by WIC (federal welfare program) | misterbutthead | 206 | 206 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,809,286 | todayilearned | 1oh9na |
Attach kids to green wire of electrical plug to keep them grounded. | CasualBBT | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,837,587 | lifehacks | ccs22jj |
Every time I see a stripper I thank there dads | jennybearyay | 630 | 630 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,808,988 | creepyPMs | 1oh99o |
Just for the record, this predator is 55 and I am 24. | jennybearyay | 168 | 168 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,809,010 | creepyPMs | ccrx22f |
too old to blame his mother for his behaviour then | JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,823,442 | creepyPMs | ccs0bvl |
Wow, he is able to jerk off to a woman dismising him, what a talent | dogtatokun | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,814,171 | creepyPMs | ccryk2y |
This new hat fits perfectly with my face! | d1m0a1n | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,808,541 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1oh8pq |
You are a bad person. | Peenkypinkerton | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,808,761 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccrwz5f |
She has looked the same since 7th grade | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,807,627 | thick | 1oh7gm |
Wtf this isn't thick | chight10 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,173 | thick | ccs62di |
Normally I find orange paint attractive. | macarthurian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,962 | thick | ccs6cx1 |
I should point out that I'm a lady, a lady that bought her husband a fleshlight so, we aren't all like that. | maowsers93 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,836,183 | AdviceAnimals | ccs1v41 |
Kinda like how Jews are all money-grabbing assholes and black people will always steal your bike, amirite? | BelievesItsNotButter | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,843,270 | AdviceAnimals | ccs37cx |
POST GAME THREAD: CAAALIFORNIA LOOOOOOOOOOVE | [deleted] | 103 | 103 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,806,142 | Dodgers | 1oh5lg |
it will be hard to top dumb and dumber , i hope they make the sequel live up to it | Drugmule421 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,813,931 | pics | ccryhuh |
well we all know the prequel was *classic* | sp4ce | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,814,577 | pics | ccrynrc |
As a Canadian in LA I was not expecting to see this today. | rhoyne | 2,256 | 2,256 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,805,172 | canada | 1oh4by |
Well the state is liberal. | Chef_Lebowski | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,030 | canada | ccs6dsz |
An Open Letter to Bob Costas and the Guilty White Liberal Crowd | PoliticBot | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,804,152 | POLITIC | 1oh2y8 |
Anyone else think this is a very under utilized area of the game? | six6six4kids | 1,375 | 1,375 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,802,584 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1oh0u6 |
Actually it was utilized in one instance [ in lester's first mission where you have to rig the prototype and when you return to watch the keynote, it takes place there.] | Onionsteak | 159 | 159 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,805,025 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccrvnrg |
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