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About Lily Rabe, I think it might be the former | Tenator | 238 | 238 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,039,708 | AmericanHorrorStory | 1onzhs |
Or you could focus on her talent as an actor... | milleribsen | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,069,278 | AmericanHorrorStory | ccu4fgs |
Grand Re-Opening | stringerbbell | 2,408 | 2,408 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,039,508 | AdviceAnimals | 1onz78 |
Under same crushing $17 trillion debt. | naturehatesyou | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,058,948 | AdviceAnimals | ccu0cw5 |
Let's just print and borrow more money! | blizzardice | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,065,128 | AdviceAnimals | ccu2uk3 |
"Gays can marry anyways, so it's not even an issue" -The fine people on the Politichicks talk show. | sneakygingertroll | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,039,181 | rage | 1onyq5 |
Tinder. | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,719 | OkCupid | ccttmea |
Go pure! | Aural21 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,042,741 | OkCupid | cctu1y2 |
I want this in formula1 #F1Chilton | 401vs401 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,083,217 | FormulaE | ccu7guw |
It is a hideous word. | shekill | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,052,565 | Smite | cctxwfg |
But... but South Park told me it was okay! | doomdrum | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,059,864 | Smite | ccu0qad |
For those interested the censored name is [xLOLOCAUSTx.] | IGeneralOfDeath | -26 | -26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,050,661 | GrandTheftAutoV | cctx6cr |
thank you people who use ad block | milkcatroar | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,062,392 | todayilearned | ccu1qza |
That is a strange monologue | crateguy | 185 | 185 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,038,101 | creepyPMs | ccts23y |
A true knight in shiny armor | BigDaddy_Delta | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,092,570 | creepyPMs | ccu8pc1 |
I AM WOMAN, I NEED MAN WHO SURVIVE GOOD. | pygmylunch | 1,253 | 1,253 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,062 | creepyPMs | ccttc7m |
NEED SURVIVE MAN, CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT MAN. | Thisusernameisdope | 418 | 418 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,043,643 | creepyPMs | cctufps |
Tea partiers know science better - Yale Study | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,036,936 | politics | 1onvnw |
If humans acted like Sims | oPHILcial | 1,538 | 1,538 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,036,802 | funny | 1onvhf |
LET'S POST A VINE AND LET THE KARMA ROLL IN! | DTMaclaren | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,040,187 | funny | cctsyp7 |
Chase Bank Initiates Capital Controls, Limits Cash Withdrawals & Bans International Bank Wires! | starpnt | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,036,243 | worldpolitics | 1onuov |
Totally reliable source | Granny_Weatherwax | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,043,600 | worldpolitics | cctuf1v |
I could watch this animation all day long. | irmoony | 1,857 | 1,857 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,036,094 | pokemon | 1onuhl |
and thats part of the reason im keeping mine not fully evolved. | healcannon | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,036,880 | pokemon | cctrjak |
The 2nd evolutions of all of the starters are better looking than the fully evolved in my opinion. | btlyger | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,038,934 | pokemon | cctsevi |
It makes eviolite one of my favorite if not my favorite item in the game just because it allows you to play more of your favorites without making them worthless. | healcannon | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,039,039 | pokemon | cctsgjy |
So it would make a Chansey even more annoying to deal with...Fun. | Radi0ActivSquid | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,073,281 | pokemon | ccu5nqq |
Skull of Homo erectus throws story of human evolution into disarray - "A haul of fossils found in Georgia suggests that half a dozen species of early human ancestor were actually all Homo erectus" | Zudiac | 2,689 | 2,689 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,036,037 | science | 1onuem |
Case Keenum, starting for Texans Sunday | shennessy11 | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,035,572 | fantasyfootball | 1ontro |
Bike Pittsburgh's new public awareness campaign reminds drivers of the diversity of cyclists who are sharing the road | jimktrains | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,033,835 | pittsburgh | 1onr9y |
If they want to use the same roads as cars, they need to follow the same rules. | DiscipleOfDrone | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,058,666 | pittsburgh | ccu08ul |
Blizzard All-Stars (Blizzard DotA) Becomes Heroes of the Storm | Dreadnaught666 | 141 | 141 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,033,371 | wow | 1onqln |
LoL worked because there's so many disgusting casual kids everywhere. | lussion | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,044,337 | wow | cctuprp |
So that's why WoW works as well? | TheSickFlux | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,064,362 | wow | ccu2jgg |
End of Season 3 rewards - Extra 2 weeks! | LoLSlayer69 | 1,519 | 1,519 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,032,667 | leagueoflegends | 1onpkc |
I feel like this is more them trying to be fair to everyone over on euw trying to climb but can't due to all the down time. | Profcatlady | 136 | 136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,034,098 | leagueoflegends | cctqc9y |
BitTorrent site IsoHunt will shut down, pay MPAA $110 million | MizerokRominus | 3,437 | 3,437 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,032,172 | technology | 1onow0 |
"That'll teach you to be a search engine!" | tms10000 | 2,920 | 2,920 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,034,214 | technology | cctqe24 |
To play the devils advocate for a moment, they *are* a search engine that was designed for a very specific purpose. | MizerokRominus | 280 | 280 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,038,231 | technology | ccts42l |
I'd give him a taco | [deleted] | 1,464 | 1,464 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,031,716 | funny | 1ono7y |
Name the new transit bridge | coldcuts | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,031,135 | Portland | 1onnec |
Freshmen in the hallways | 3689713abc | 1,681 | 1,681 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,782 | funny | 1onmx0 |
If you're still in high school and your plan was to rip on freshman on this website you're in for a bad time | Trlckery | 397 | 397 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,042,122 | funny | ccttsgh |
ReddHub for Win 8.1 Sneak Peak - Now with more tile support :) | csmaster2005 | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,658 | ReddHub | 1onmrk |
oh great, cause thats just what i needed to be *more* productive... | coldcoffeereddit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,034,151 | ReddHub | cctqd3b |
I didnt even recognize her when we met up | dellcm | 2,083 | 2,083 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,484 | AdviceAnimals | 1onmiy |
I feel like this is much better than the opposite | nimisha97 | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,047,713 | AdviceAnimals | cctw1z1 |
No, really? | hard_to_explain | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,049,984 | AdviceAnimals | cctwx4k |
Bearcat Baseball Interviews | Awkward_Bot | 2,995 | 2,995 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,417 | funny | 1onmfp |
Woo, Cincinnati! | KrazyKomrade | 174 | 174 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,035,647 | funny | cctr08x |
*Cincy karma train gif* | skankingsquiggle | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,051,203 | funny | cctxdpb |
Is this what replaced our awesome subway system? | bena-dryll07 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,057,163 | funny | cctznow |
The Halloween sale + DevEx really ruined TC. | AngusPepperer | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,307 | roblox | 1onmac |
Who would have guessed that being able to use Robux to get dollars would increase the value of Robux? | buge | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,040,226 | roblox | cctszao |
DLC where you take the plane to Quebec and end up commiting suicide | MoustacheMauve | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,045,540 | gaming | cctv7fn |
Legalization of recreational marijuana in Georgia 2014 | Vinnythebaker | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,005 | trees | 1onlvt |
Wow Ohio and Georgia both pushing for full legalization keep it up merica! | impermanent_soup | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,047,817 | trees | cctw3dr |
But with Georgia being Georgia we will need a license for it just like everything else | The_fat_Stoner | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,064,607 | trees | ccu2mzd |
What is the best toast you know for drinking? | Thestreak03 | 3,315 | 3,315 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,029,519 | AskReddit | 1onl8u |
Sourdough! | officeroffkilter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,078,304 | AskReddit | ccu6k8w |
Should I buy a Shun before or after I finish culinary school? | James_Neck_Beard | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,033,442 | KitchenConfidential | cctq2ht |
Are you in a fine dining-casual corporate chain? | Lazevans | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,033,860 | KitchenConfidential | cctq8q3 |
Naw man, all you need is one of those Henckle Eversharps. | sonntG | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,451 | KitchenConfidential | ccttib0 |
Naval Warfare with The Realm | wpmarshall | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,028,771 | planetaryannihilation | 1onk89 |
Uber servers can't handle how awesome The Realm is. | the_killer666 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,035,635 | planetaryannihilation | cctr01i |
Astronomers discover a massive asteroid that could hit us in 2032 | [deleted] | 124 | 124 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,027,800 | worldnews | 1onivs |
Obama To GOP: 'Go Out There And Win An Election' If You Want To Stop Health Care Law | joshuastarlight | 2,386 | 2,386 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,027,605 | politics | 1onils |
But, then the government can ration what care I can get and people will die waiting in line for care. | hugezeldafan | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,044,297 | politics | cctup6t |
Right, because rationing by denying care to those who can't afford it isn't really rationing. | TaylorS1986 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,057,829 | politics | cctzx1r |
West Fertilizer plant explosion kills 15, OSHA proposed $118k fine | Mdan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,027,514 | news | 1onihf |
The actual wealth distribution in America is MIND BLOWING | cloversnbluemoons | 1,246 | 1,246 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,026,967 | news | 1onhs0 |
And that causes more women having to work as a second income for the family as his wages can no longer support their family alone. | fco83 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,068,215 | news | ccu41mg |
Yeah, before 1975, women just lazed around the house all day. | ableman | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,078,268 | news | ccu6jxp |
I've Seen the Future and It's a One-Handed Magnetic Zipper. | Squiggy_Pusterdump | 3,194 | 3,194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,026,417 | gifs | 1onh2n |
Fat people and women who try to fit into jeans 5 sizes too small everywhere will LOOOVE this. | Gillz107 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,060,594 | gifs | ccu10zs |
Is 100% completion still possible if I...(Huge spoilers) Make the choice to kill Trevor? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,025,699 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1ong69 |
NBA 2k14 next gen footage | dichotomized | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,307 | xboxone | 1oneen |
This is PS4 footage, I wonder if the Xbox One will look any different. | mushroomwig | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,027,075 | xboxone | cctnhe0 |
They'll look and play identical, like every other multi-platform title. | Anonymous92348 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,028,451 | xboxone | ccto14t |
Nope, NBA 2K14 will look 50% better on PS4! | notsurewhatiam | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,028,606 | xboxone | ccto3du |
Inb4 Rockstar bans you | arjman | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,964 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccttq2o |
Barves fans stay classy in the team's LGBT Spirit Day Facebook post. | aresef | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,152 | baseball | 1one7c |
Asus Z87-Plus clean driver installation for Windows 7 x64 | modex20 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,111 | hardware | 1one5k |
Yes, it is always good advice to take the word of a first time builder on how to do something right. | KillAllTheThings | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,031,509 | hardware | cctp9i5 |
He could have at least died while you were in college so that you could have gotten straight A's that semester. | SnatchAddict | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,039,527 | videos | cctso82 |
Yeah man Hitler ruined eugenics for everybody. | DaArbiter225 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,034,701 | videos | cctqlhz |
i live near memphis... they are all high, can confirm | fitkidgil | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,032,429 | videos | cctpn9f |
"they" | stephinrazin | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,034,685 | videos | cctql9d |
joke maybe? | cmcd146 | -19 | -19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,674 | videos | ccttlpl |
Even if it was that doesn't make it funny. | BeastModeYouBeezy | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,914 | videos | ccttpbc |
Nothing Ted Cruz Said About the ACA Today Is True | [deleted] | 2,629 | 2,629 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,082 | politics | 1one46 |
Metro's reporting on some SKSs being stolen | neoconfection | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,053 | canadaguns | 1one2p |
Is the NSA Blackmailing Officials Into Supporting Snooping? | caferrell | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,023,993 | DescentIntoTyranny | 1ondzs |
I'm sure nobody ever in authority has used their power to gain information on others to coerce them into following along..... never ever ever! | ShouldBe_Working | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,026,356 | DescentIntoTyranny | cctn7a1 |
So glad the Repubs took a stand against spending. | staiano | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,066,951 | occupywallstreet | ccu3kce |
ALL Fat peoplpe are fat because of Hormone problems and genetics | EuphoriaMan | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,031,975 | SubredditDrama | cctpghn |
LBJ and Wade call KG and Pierce hypocrites over trade. | boffer93 | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,022,393 | bostonceltics | 1onboz |
His family would have *literally* gone bankrupt if he had stayed in Boston! | nuclear_moose | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,086,481 | bostonceltics | ccu7xe4 |
Yeah, don't vote with your head, just do what this Tea Party guy tells you to do. | Fractal_Soul | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,932 | PoliticalDiscussion | cctmnox |
I'd never seen this picture of Carrie Fischer dressed as Slave Leia before | trolling_thunder | 2,370 | 2,370 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,021,882 | pics | 1onaw5 |
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