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"millionaires had dropped by 80 percent in the state" Yeah, they went to there other homes... Governor Paul LePage is an embarrassment and a typical (stupid Frenchman). | Rixar13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,128,559 | uspolitics | ccukdmq |
NFL Protects Tom Brady "Because if you take Tom Brady away from the Patriots, they win no more championships" according to Sheldon Richardson | Hyperdrunk | 250 | 250 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,126,113 | nfl | 1oqhdv |
Prisoner Sent to Solitary for Having "Copious Amounts of Anarchist Publications" | [deleted] | 147 | 147 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,125,024 | Anarchism | 1oqfyy |
There are more documented instances of dogs shooting gun owners than gun owners stopping mass shootings (which is at or near zero). | Townsley | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,124,453 | GunsAreCool | 1oqf81 |
Friday Flashback: Taeyeon pets a kitty in Phuket | _Captain_Fantasy | 79 | 79 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,124,062 | SNSD | 1oqeq0 |
She........ looks like a white girl here :o | fangirl101 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,141,509 | SNSD | ccuoqeh |
She...... is Korean | Scrooge_Jones | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,158,602 | SNSD | ccutqah |
Sources: Mets close to deal to air games on WOR 710-AM | broadcastterp | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,123,753 | NewYorkMets | 1oqeba |
I hope I can get that here in ct | JBoOz | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,129,965 | NewYorkMets | ccukxme |
Yeah, I'll be enjoying the Yankees on WFAN up here in Montreal | smacksaw | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,142,070 | NewYorkMets | ccuowgm |
The current state of reddit. | Vercelli12 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,123,509 | funny | 1oqdzf |
Googled it, still don't get this. | djgump35 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,127,038 | funny | ccujri7 |
Tea Party leader demands class action lawsuit against homosexuality | drewiepoodle | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,123,040 | ainbow | 1oqdcb |
Well someones got to compensate him for all the sheets he's dispoiled do to his erotic homosexual dreams, right? | confictedfelon | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,123,813 | ainbow | ccuigjn |
Dallas officer shoots mentally handicapped man four times who standing with arms at his side. | go_go_bannananas | 296 | 296 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,122,769 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | 1oqd07 |
Gee... Kinda hard to tell from that video as you don't get the audio... But I'm sure the cops yelled "STOP RESISTING" a few times, so it's all good. | RenegadeMinds | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,156,242 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | ccut48a |
More facebook gold | wammy71 | 268 | 268 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,122,558 | conspiratard | 1oqcqp |
You buy car insurance... You pay taxes... | [deleted] | 126 | 126 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,125,055 | conspiratard | ccuiytt |
at no point can you withdraw consent, how isnt that robbery? | 0eorgeGrwell | -129 | -129 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,128,345 | conspiratard | ccukale |
Social contract etc etc | RoflCopter4 | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,129,681 | conspiratard | ccuktom |
Don't you know taxes are **literally** slavery? | gargamak | 85 | 85 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,125,842 | conspiratard | ccujads |
You can and should pay for hospitals with your own money or money from charities, it should have never become a government operation to run hospitals, that is why they have become so incredibly expensive. | Archimedean | -17 | -17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,166,395 | conspiratard | ccuvbaz |
Yeah, fuck poor people! | Daemon_of_Mail | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,197,800 | conspiratard | ccv0975 |
If they wanted to have a long life, decent standard of living, and self-determination, they should have been born rich, like me! | NonHomogenized | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,204,927 | conspiratard | ccv2kfw |
"I'm adaptable I can be fwb too" or A study of how many times can you politely reject someone before you get insulted for no reason. | whycreeperswhyy | 91 | 91 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,122,436 | creepyPMs | 1oqckz |
Yeah... I thought it might be that. | lolihull | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,121,225 | creepyPMs | 1oqazd |
That last word is hauntingly creepy. | ahmkcco | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,122,657 | creepyPMs | ccuhzjl |
You can buy one and a half Xbox games at least. | ahmkcco | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,123,163 | creepyPMs | ccui6v1 |
Not sure what's going on here | [deleted] | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,120,879 | cringepics | 1oqak0 |
Why is this so difficult to get right | Skooter_McGaven | 508 | 508 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,119,687 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 1oq92g |
I work for a TV provider, this kinda shit makes us hate you. | ChairForceOne | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,156,511 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ccut6w3 |
Yeah, people who work normal hours are assholes. | MimeGod | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,190,430 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ccuyfjg |
Nothing ever happens to these people! | [deleted] | 1,221 | 1,221 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,119,661 | AdviceAnimals | 1oq91a |
As crazy as the logic is, the penalties are so light because they dont want anything to discourage an actual victim from coming forward. | dpangione | 200 | 200 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,127,477 | AdviceAnimals | ccujxyd |
And the fear that women already have about being viewed as liars in these situations would increase exponentially. | macinneb | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,132,322 | AdviceAnimals | cculsvy |
Yeah, but this is about "real victims". | MonteAlban | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,142,346 | AdviceAnimals | ccuozgp |
My brother's coworker is currently serving a 2 month sentence (only on weekends) after a false rape claim that put an innocent man in prison for 7 years. | sir0zeke | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,131,977 | AdviceAnimals | cculofh |
That seems equal. | skipperdude | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,135,819 | AdviceAnimals | ccumz65 |
Woman With 15 Kids: "Somebody needs to be held accountable, and they need to pay." | Kinglink | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,118,472 | Libertarian | 1oq7ft |
Would you give up 5 first rounders for a guaranteed Super Bowl? | Frankenstein_34 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,131,148 | nfl | cculdkz |
On Tavon Austin: A personnel executive for NFL team theorized: "Little receivers don't work with inaccurate quarterbacks." | Practicing | 240 | 240 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,117,380 | nfl | 1oq60p |
same with Cobb (although he was great returning kicks his first year) | alien13ufo | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,121,183 | nfl | ccuhecl |
Austin is pretty great at returning punts | vrock627 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,128,344 | nfl | ccukal1 |
Except our stupid penalties get all the good ones called back :( | frankoftank | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,130,959 | nfl | cculb16 |
Maybe that's why they're the good | Extrapolatin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,151,562 | nfl | ccurrz5 |
The US Surveillance State and the Totalitarian Tipping Point: The End of Privacy and the Ominous Abyss | TheStatelessMan | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,117,323 | Anarcho_Capitalism | 1oq5y7 |
More good news. | EliTeTooNs | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,175,932 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ccuwjg1 |
Through 8 games, the Canucks have more short handed goals for than power play goals against | idspispopd | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,117,004 | canucks | 1oq5jo |
Just a reminder, the Sedins are awful in their own zone and aren't tough enough to kill penalties | g0kartmozart | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,172,235 | canucks | ccuw4uz |
"(I)n the state of Texas, especially with Republicans, with Rick Perry refusing to accept the hundred billion dollars in expanded Medicaid, there's 40,000 veterans in the state of Texas that are not going to receive health care as a result of that decision" | misterAction | 2,040 | 2,040 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,116,927 | politics | 1oq5g9 |
How could RP deny his citizens all that free money? | sev1nk | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,207,645 | politics | ccv3h3u |
World of Tanks STEALING Battlefield art for banner ads! | by_a_pyre_light | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,116,917 | Battlefield | 1oq5fw |
Not a WoT ad meaning not by the creators of WoT, likely leads to a scam website when you click it not the real website | Vynaroth | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,140,151 | Battlefield | ccuobhb |
....So where does it go? | Lord_Flashheart_ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,142,344 | Battlefield | ccuozfj |
Calm down little boy. | rigbymad12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,491,985 | Battlefield | ccxjnor |
Oooh, big words from a big kid. | by_a_pyre_light | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,494,118 | Battlefield | ccxki12 |
Knocking on black women, how original. | FistofanAngryGoddess | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,148,149 | blackladies | ccuqqnl |
Found this in a children's book this morning. | catmmm | 1,817 | 1,817 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,115,817 | funny | 1oq42e |
Top 5 Coolest Polaroid Cameras Ever | Vladar | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,115,024 | photography | 1oq2zt |
Coolest Polaroid in the world is my grandma's Digital Polaroid point and shoot. | mgearliosus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,156,111 | photography | ccut308 |
Critical thinking by a 4th grader | PugLuv | 3,165 | 3,165 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,114,802 | funny | 1oq2pt |
Vote Eminem for best Hip Hop and whatever else for the EMA 2013 | mybusinessquestion | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,114,794 | Eminem | 1oq2pg |
Bullshit that there's no Kendrick nominations | Zars56 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,118,738 | Eminem | ccugezj |
Europeans hate black people. | Duzaman | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,133,305 | Eminem | ccum577 |
Man gets hit by a truck that was hit by a train | [deleted] | 2,143 | 2,143 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,114,445 | WTF | 1oq28n |
is that white thing that flew off his head? | yearofthenope | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,116,508 | WTF | ccufivd |
Hard hat | King-o-lingus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,117,424 | WTF | ccufvwt |
i'm sure that helped him | yearofthenope | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,117,617 | WTF | ccufyq3 |
The Future is here. | JPEEZY95 | 2,202 | 2,202 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,114,432 | pics | 1oq27w |
Is this really on the front page of pics? | Ben92 | 95 | 95 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,128,122 | pics | ccuk7c5 |
It is a well thought out picture of the future that is interesting and thought-provoking. | Misaria | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,131,303 | pics | cculfm2 |
Lets get Reddit out of the Red! | King_of_all_Dorks | 1,587 | 1,587 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,114,232 | AdviceAnimals | 1oq1yk |
Perspective | dereksimplicity | 82 | 82 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,113,584 | libertarianmeme | 1oq150 |
well maybe he knows something you don't. | VoteObama2016 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,125,329 | libertarianmeme | ccuj2x8 |
Video shows Dallas officer shooting man standing with arms at his side | PolkSMASH | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,113,340 | news | 1oq0tx |
or they couldn't get into college | Khaaaaaaaaann | 1,310 | 1,310 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,113,166 | AdviceAnimals | 1oq0kz |
or they couldn't pay for college | idk_bro | 709 | 709 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,114,942 | AdviceAnimals | ccuewtt |
Once in a lifetime | PUSClFER | 2,651 | 2,651 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,109,334 | gaming | 1opvpy |
Oh yeah, I've done that before. | 100percent_right_now | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,118,642 | gaming | ccugdm4 |
I have done this flip many times in GTA IV - so have a downvote for your time wasting gif, Sir | g-spot_adept | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,131,212 | gaming | cculeej |
Avoid social contact. | pro1497 | 2,682 | 2,682 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,108,827 | 4chan | 1opv44 |
this is actually pretty good quick thinking for a tard moment | ReluctantHipster | 513 | 513 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,114,437 | 4chan | ccuepfl |
Considering how old this copypasta is, I wouldn't be surprised. | potentiallyoffensive | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,127,234 | 4chan | ccujueb |
So, just to make sure I'm clear on what you're saying.... According to how I understand your statement, if the womens due date is tomorrow, morally she can still have an abortion? | par_texx | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,367,986 | AskFeminists | ccwcapr |
Looking for love in all the wrong places (an email from our meetup organizer to the chosen few) | hannabash | 101 | 101 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,108,392 | creepyPMs | 1opump |
Watch Megyn Kelly Desperately Try To Rein In Sarah Palin | ShyBiDude89 | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,108,045 | politics | 1opu89 |
My freshly imported turbo taxi! | [deleted] | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,107,530 | Nissan | 1optlq |
so, if the government is shut down, does that mean WE CAN IMPORT ALL THE R34's! | lilaznricer | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,137,141 | Nissan | ccunece |
This was so true in elementary. | TheLiam31217 | 1,998 | 1,998 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,107,377 | funny | 1optft |
this is so true in HIGH SCHOOL as well. | redditslave01 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,128,176 | funny | ccuk859 |
Yes, because high school is where it all stops. | tomgreen99200 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,128,678 | funny | ccukfa9 |
I'm racist, and he's gonna hack me | Misse-Liten | 155 | 155 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,107,300 | creepyPMs | 1optd4 |
Google stock hits $1000 for the first time | ShelfPr0n | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,107,119 | stocks | 1opt4w |
there's only one way to go now, DOWN! | gRod805 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,115,402 | stocks | ccuf3ew |
Everyone mentioned it as being a toggle, turn it off if you don't like it etc... I'd like it as flavoring for making LOLMLGREADY swagvideos and being able to zoom in like mad on headshot kills and watch the numbers fly. | bizness_kitty | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,132,683 | Planetside | cculxgu |
Nexus 5 won't have a 3000 mAh battery version, claim insiders, just 16 GB and 32 GB ones | open1your1eyes0 | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,106,074 | Android | 1opryn |
...if they're attractive | godlylego | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,127,669 | teenagers | ccuk0qd |
Double Standards. | alexglennon | 438 | 438 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,104,531 | gaming | 1opqcb |
It is for this reason I don't even use my cellphone. | Gamestoreguy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,112,995 | gaming | ccue4o3 |
you're such a ~~cool~~ hipster | Four20 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,118,863 | gaming | ccuggtr |
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