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Horrible mobile sites | bobsil1 | 235 | 235 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,064,992 | apple | 1ooweg |
Toronto school bans junk food from students' lunch bags (kids aren't allowed to eat junk food brought from home) | HaunterGatherer | 64 | 64 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,064,974 | canada | 1oowdo |
"Neil deGrasse Tyson: 'Creationism is fine, as long as you don't confuse it with actual science'." | [deleted] | 237 | 237 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,064,352 | TrueAtheism | 1oovng |
The Little Red Riding Hood is also okay as long as you don't confuse it with some historical account. | ThatRedEyeAlien | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,082,863 | TrueAtheism | ccu7ewn |
Walmart employee fired after trying to help assault victim in store parking lot | Nickface | 250 | 250 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,062,807 | news | 1ootu4 |
I cannot help but wonder if we should start pointing fingers at insurance companies for terrifying policies in the workplace like this. | Sauerteig | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,101,601 | news | ccuaat0 |
I hated both of them really, her chapters were always really whiny sounding to me, and now she's kind of an asshole. | Bcies512 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,100,166 | asoiaf | ccu9z28 |
I think the word you're looking for is "mournful" instead of "whiny." | alphabetseeds | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,103,220 | asoiaf | ccuaq63 |
No it's definitely whiny | Bcies512 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,104,085 | asoiaf | ccuaz67 |
I dug a hole, filled it with concrete, and built a fence on top! | LordNosaj | 387 | 387 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,062,472 | DIY | 1ootf7 |
I believe the term is jiggawatts. | dirty_heyzeus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,130,413 | DIY | ccul3q4 |
"Michaela Strachan: Women will never have the expertise men have as they are wired differently" | ProfStone | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,062,412 | MensRights | 1ootcj |
Naturally this is why we should keep men out of teaching and nursing roles - they just aren't wired to be nurturing and will never have the same expertise women do. | Ripowal1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,072,123 | MensRights | ccu5bte |
Ya the Heat have a notorious record of developing talent | jvpewster | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,071,991 | nba | ccu5ahe |
Best introduction EVER. | hydrochloriclove | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,061,538 | creepyPMs | 1oosbm |
Sssssmmmooooooth. | love_my_puppy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,110,055 | creepyPMs | ccud02m |
I haven't seen any at UF but I've seen a shit ton at Georgia and FSU | fozziefreakingbear | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,076,243 | CFB | ccu63qc |
Bernier's Icing Gaffe Goal | carsonbiz | 462 | 462 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,061,200 | hockey | 1oorxm |
Bernier is a Quick learner. | Benjawmin11 | 297 | 297 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,062,327 | hockey | ccu1q0o |
I don't get it. | iaminfamy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,078,351 | hockey | ccu6kn5 |
Portland Bitcoin Meetup Group Pic | [deleted] | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,060,229 | Portland | 1ooqpk |
Pretty much what I would have guessed | waldowv | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,060,574 | Portland | ccu10p2 |
It's almost as popular as Linux! | ElephantRider | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,062,963 | Portland | ccu1zcb |
The sequester will cost 170 million jobs. | taniquetil | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,060,501 | PoliticalDiscussion | ccu0zoj |
Mahabodhi Temple gets income tax notice | BurtonDesque | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,058,074 | Buddhism | 1ooo12 |
How did the Super Bowl become the biggest sport event in the world when no other country even plays football? | gaping_your_mother | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,058,036 | AskReddit | 1oonzc |
Because the US is *exceptional*, and everything we do is the best and most important thing in the word. | DoogieDoover | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,058,150 | AskReddit | ccu01lp |
Chemiluminescence from white phosphorus | the_chemical | 1,072 | 1,072 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,056,900 | chemicalreactiongifs | 1oomku |
Playing with WMDs! | Isgrimnur | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,058,254 | chemicalreactiongifs | ccu032v |
Sketchy homemade rocket launcher (Syria) | bannedagainbro | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,055,572 | CombatFootage | 1ookwi |
not very handy in general fighting but it has it uses Just think about it; if you don't know where the enemy is you can fire this and it would have equal probability of hitting the enemy as when you fire an expensive quality rocket. | SpHornet | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,099,913 | CombatFootage | ccu9x2j |
This reddit has become an EUW support thread | vPikajew | 1,581 | 1,581 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,062,725 | leagueoflegends | ccu1vvl |
But all they need to do is buy a server or something, they can do that overnight! | Aegeus00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,077,533 | leagueoflegends | ccu6e4j |
I love it when city folks move to the country | atxranchhand | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,098,315 | aww | ccu9lid |
Without any context, what is your most downvoted comment? | RiZe_of_Gingers | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,226,840 | AskReddit | 1ot1lm |
Pshht... Like anyone would ever down vote me. | cTech12 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,227,536 | AskReddit | ccva1ss |
"Past Schmaft" | BlueWhite81 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,251,126 | leafs | ccvhe7t |
DJ Mag Top 100 Countdown | S3baman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,226,137 | trance | 1ot0sb |
President Barack Obama's administration is urging the Supreme Court not to take up the first case it has received on controversial National Security Agency's foreign and domestic cybersnooping. | zorro24 | 3,444 | 3,444 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,226,023 | worldnews | 1ot0o4 |
Surely if they didn't do anything wrong, they'd have nothing to hide... | Sunhawk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,309,134 | worldnews | ccvx1eo |
Cuttin' through the bullshit in 2 minutes flat. | liaseraph | 136 | 136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,224,863 | creepyPMs | 1oszgi |
Publishers Are Resisting Pressure to Dumb Down Their Biology Textbooks for Texas -- "All 14 publishers are refusing to water down or compromise instruction on evolution and climate change in their proposed new high school biology textbooks" | mepper | 2,091 | 2,091 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,223,117 | politics | 1osxko |
I've only heard it as Are Why 4 (though I keep wanting to call it a Rye 4 -- then again I call it a Gif and not a Jif because Jif is just stupid, lol) | candimccann | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,223,405 | electronic_cigarette | ccv8pdm |
well... in that case no peanut butter for you ! | theblakjak | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,230,092 | electronic_cigarette | ccvawa2 |
You'll never guess which one stole the others' treats | ATXPibble | 2,497 | 2,497 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,222,217 | aww | 1oswjv |
i heard australia bans full blooded pit bulls, you can have mix but not full | habitual_liars | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,265,148 | aww | ccvjjer |
because everyone knows that they are a vicious and dangerous breed! | habitual_liars | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,306,909 | aww | ccvw7kj |
What is the deepest secret, yours or someone else's, that you know? | Palindromer101 | 508 | 508 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,222,171 | AskReddit | 1oswi8 |
"Player" has to "Do This" to be the greatest player ever at his position. | TriggaTrev | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,221,817 | nfl | 1osw1q |
Montana/Rice and Aikman/Irvin would like a word. | r4dius | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,236,474 | nfl | ccvczvy |
And Brady/random guy off the street. | SCREW-IT | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,238,775 | nfl | ccvdsyw |
Brady/Moss wasn't to shabby. | vikes23 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,250,086 | nfl | ccvh5x9 |
Not like they set records our anything | itsbobfg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,285,363 | nfl | ccvnmik |
I still need to finish up details, but here is a Skyrim/God of War hybrid painting I'm working on | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,221,426 | gaming | 1osvkk |
Why is he wearing lipstick? | -crave | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,222,875 | gaming | ccv8j4c |
The mascara and eyeliner is a nice touch. | -crave | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,229,079 | gaming | ccvak3p |
Source: Clayton Kershaw offered deal in $300M range by Los Angeles Dodgers | MOLDY_QUEEF_BARF | 98 | 98 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,220,574 | Dodgers | 1osul3 |
I'm really surprised | berrics94 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,220,895 | Dodgers | ccv7w0k |
Yeah, Kershaw's shitty pitching was the reason we lost, not that we were held to two hits. | TheLizardKing89 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,228,679 | Dodgers | ccvaf9m |
The 15 or the 163 north once you pass the 805, no CHP what so ever. | silverflowers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,223,183 | sandiego | ccv8mrl |
Plus the safety's off & on full auto. | EndGame410 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,239,253 | airsoft | ccvdyuy |
B-Bu-But it's not loaded! | Chumanix | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,291,116 | airsoft | ccvpqby |
How to be a Patriot | djdes | 825 | 825 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,219,171 | cringepics | 1ossyx |
This will change everything, I guarantee you that. | weezermc78 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,246,594 | cringepics | ccvgagu |
Peasant's idea of a gaming PC. | Kimjongdoom | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,218,351 | pcmasterrace | 1oss18 |
And it STILL struggles to keep up with consoles. | Sword_n_board | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,225,897 | pcmasterrace | ccv9ij7 |
So, like any other console? | Oskz | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,218,082 | gaming | 1osrq0 |
Bashing them for doing what you asked? | KillerCh33z | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,219,971 | gaming | ccv7las |
The weirwood paste is made from weirwoods. | [deleted] | 150 | 150 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,231,303 | asoiaf | ccvbaol |
Nah, that's just silly, clearly it's made from a ground up 13 year old. | Enleat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,266,647 | asoiaf | ccvjpr7 |
Total conspiracy theory, that would never happen | dieyoung | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,216,839 | politics | ccv6ks4 |
OD Item Spelling Error (Dragon Forged Stare) | Andaho | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,215,074 | DotA2 | 1oso7g |
how about posting it on the dev forums? | noodleBANGER | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,227,612 | DotA2 | ccva2o8 |
Yeah, because the things that get posted there get *so* much attention from the devs | JuanCCC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,251,661 | DotA2 | ccvhia6 |
Ban on MLB plate collisions likely, team officials say | lexatopia33 | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,213,933 | baseball | 1osms8 |
Yeah we should go back to spit balls , gloves with no webbing , an a separate negro league. | fudnip | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,229,855 | baseball | ccvatgu |
JPMorgan strikes tentative deal with Justice, settling for $13b to end investigation. | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,213,328 | news | 1osm2b |
Wahhabis Remark at Hajj: 'We will Kill You Shia Men and Rape Your Women' | aroogu | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,212,760 | worldnews | 1oslf3 |
What a classy bunch. | FireSteelMerica | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,233,815 | worldnews | ccvc46h |
Should the Reds trade Phillips? | anjru0805 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,211,988 | Reds | 1oskhf |
i really didnt wanna trade phillips but now since he will know about this it ill most definitely affect his attitude and its almost as if now you *do* have to trade it | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,213,639 | Reds | ccv5ikf |
Maybe we can get Josh Hamilton back since apparently Phillips had issue with him. | cincyfan04 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,214,192 | Reds | ccv5paj |
Impeach obama because gays. | Canada_girl | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,219,637 | conspiratard | ccv7hfa |
John Calipari: "We are college basketball" | mapcat | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,733 | CollegeBasketball | 1osixe |
Psh it was only their biggest game in 11 years, not at all like a Super Bowl | OnlyHalfRacist | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,246,374 | CollegeBasketball | ccvg8ab |
An army of robot baristas could mean the end of Starbucks as we know it | dariascarrot | 370 | 370 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,653 | gadgets | 1ositw |
Yeah, obviously all those minimum wage employees will just suddenly be desiring and capable of learning the low level robotics programming needed to be useful to their company. | GuardianReflex | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,223,627 | gadgets | ccv8ryv |
If starting tomorrow you were no longer capable of deleting your browsing history which websites would you stop frequenting out of fear that your partner or spouse might find out? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,415 | AskReddit | 1osik4 |
Bing. | HAND_HOOK_CAR_DOOR | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,743 | AskReddit | ccv4isf |
FINAL exam schedule-Fall 2013 | ascherm | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,209,271 | mcgill | 1osh60 |
Sir, what are you do...ohhhh | PussyWhistle | 2,551 | 2,551 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,208,192 | aww | 1osftu |
this is clearly photoshopped, no cat can exist within ten feet of a vacuum cleaner. | irishsandman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,240,804 | aww | ccvei24 |
DAE white people music? | free_the_robots | 340 | 340 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,208,041 | lewronggeneration | 1osfnv |
In all the examples where rappers are "rhyming nigga with nigga" they never actually are. | Epawd | 109 | 109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,165 | lewronggeneration | ccv4brd |
it's like they seriously don't understand the concept of internal rhyme | reese_ridley | 88 | 88 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,212,654 | lewronggeneration | ccv56nu |
This is the first time I've literally burned myself on a heatsink. | TortoiseWrath | 137 | 137 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,207,469 | techsupportgore | 1osezu |
TjMax on Sandy Bridge is 98 degrees, so you're still good. | The_Assimilator | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,259,095 | techsupportgore | ccvirw4 |
Obama's administration asks Supreme Court not to take NSA snooping case, citing that SCOTUS would not have the jurisdiction to take the case. | sharts | 138 | 138 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,207,377 | conspiracy | 1osevw |
what about a petition? | muckraker2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,254,573 | conspiracy | ccvi2ax |
My best friend is this height and all clothes look good on her and she can eat more than me SOOOO DON'T WORRY | pneumon | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,207,339 | teenagers | ccv3dj8 |
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