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Short shorts are sexy thoughhh | pneumon | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,207,881 | teenagers | ccv3jy1 |
What's the story behind your username? | Starrider543 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,206,834 | AskReddit | 1ose7z |
Just thought of something that I knew people would never know it is me. | randomAnonymousThing | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,208,107 | AskReddit | ccv3mnu |
Larry? | dont-YOLO-ragequit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,208,753 | AskReddit | ccv3udd |
I just threw a random annonymous name and it works LPT? | dont-YOLO-ragequit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,214,389 | AskReddit | ccv5rq2 |
TIL That when Oprah gifted cars to her entire audience, she refused to pay the taxes on the gifts, hence only allowing people willing to pay the gift tax (up to ~10k) to walk away with a car. | hayjoss | 1,726 | 1,726 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,206,274 | todayilearned | 1osdkm |
Obama asks Supreme Court not to take NSA snooping case | liledit7 | 3,280 | 3,280 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,206,206 | news | 1osdhl |
Women drinking and smoking at the bar last night. | prtzelstick | 122 | 122 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,205,972 | rage | 1osd7x |
Beautiful lap by Vettel - Hungary 2010 | sjayz | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,205,967 | formula1 | 1osd7q |
its totally the car and not the driver | obviousboy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,209,363 | formula1 | ccv41up |
Why do we care about New Jersey? | Jewmangi | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,237,679 | StLouisRams | ccvdf4q |
TIL the Walton family of Walmart own more wealth than the combined bottom 40 percent of America | rotorkq | 1,867 | 1,867 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,203,940 | todayilearned | 1osavd |
Just work hard and you will get there too. | baldheadslick | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,209,552 | todayilearned | ccv446a |
This bothers me even more moving to a big city. | [deleted] | 707 | 707 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,203,880 | AdviceAnimals | 1osat2 |
Yes, but as a white person, I *haven't* experienced those hardships, which means that they're not a big deal. | ThatIsMyHat | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,227,987 | AdviceAnimals | ccva717 |
8764 people can't be wrong | Cyberogue | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,219,386 | AdviceAnimals | ccv7ejc |
Soap, soap, what is soap? | [deleted] | 1,155 | 1,155 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,202,039 | WTF | 1os8or |
who the f*** leaves that shit in his turtleneck? | bigmonkeyjunk | 655 | 655 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,202,218 | WTF | ccv1ock |
I am glad mine was turned into a V-neck years ago. | yojoe600 | 289 | 289 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,162 | WTF | ccv4bpz |
Seems like quite an extreme measure to take just to avoid washing your penis. | thegoldenmandenis | 350 | 350 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,211,174 | WTF | ccv4nzk |
My penis just thanked me for having a good hygiene. | irondsd | 409 | 409 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,204,512 | WTF | ccv2fip |
mine just thanked my parents for the circumcision | bigmonkeyjunk | 101 | 101 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,206,207 | WTF | ccv2ztd |
Boggles my mind why anyone would prefer circumcision over gently washing for 5 seconds. | RamboGoesMeow | 166 | 166 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,222,812 | WTF | ccv8idb |
Because my dick is better than yours, *clearly*! | FarKingCnut | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,233,282 | WTF | ccvbxxz |
Milan's Fragile Defence | OmskiyGazmyas | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,201,739 | soccer | 1os8d8 |
We should have bought Tevez. | thomasjeff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,206,156 | soccer | ccv2z7x |
Then they have a temper tantrum | fucktheopps | 1,149 | 1,149 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,201,008 | AdviceAnimals | 1os7kt |
Such confession | [deleted] | 288 | 288 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,202,605 | AdviceAnimals | ccv1su4 |
I suppose I'll go back to making up stories about how I massacred 3 people after I robbed a bank. | The_Whole_World | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,239,918 | AdviceAnimals | ccve78p |
He sounds like a very rational person. | pipsqeek | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,218,904 | sex | ccv78xm |
Which video game has consumed the most amount of your time? | mmm_donuts | 475 | 475 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,200,281 | AskReddit | 1os6re |
Garry's Mod, 750+ hours | c0deater | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,206,330 | AskReddit | ccv319u |
It will never get old, it's almost impossible | c0deater | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,228,233 | AskReddit | ccva9zv |
Yeah, I've been playing it for 5 or 6 years and just got 700 hours yesterday. | EmilTheDetective | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,229,545 | AskReddit | ccvappz |
Push get with the game bro! | c0deater | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,235,730 | AskReddit | ccvcqpx |
USA Blows Everyone Else Out Of the Water in 1 Key Way: We're really, really good at creating really, really rich people | HenryCorp | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,199,649 | economy | 1os63f |
Ramsey Skill | Ipadalienblue | 637 | 637 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,198,232 | soccer | 1os4iy |
With Ramsey, we're starting to see someone very special | fugitivedenim | 91 | 91 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,198,411 | soccer | ccv0g3o |
Plus Ramsey is a great character, and not a gigantuous cuntasauros. | cuntniggerflyingjets | 171 | 171 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,199,511 | soccer | ccv0sud |
Well, only until he leaves for Real Madrid, right? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,200,605 | soccer | ccv15p0 |
They'll need another Welsh lad to help Bale settle in, if Football Manager has taught me anything. | Xipro | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,201,896 | soccer | ccv1knf |
Spotted on John and Roslin, anyone know who did it? | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,198,088 | kitchener | 1os4db |
Am i allowed to be mad at Moyes now? | icesurfer10 | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,197,705 | reddevils | 1os3yk |
NYPD Drones | [deleted] | 591 | 591 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,197,184 | conspiracy | 1os3el |
This is political satire, not an actual NYPD poster. | GNUgamer | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,199,988 | conspiracy | ccv0ydp |
Iowa scientists: Climate change affecting farming | pnewell | 229 | 229 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,196,874 | politics | 1os33d |
There is no climate change, so stop saying that! | reddit_user13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,237,739 | politics | ccvdfwm |
Unexpected end to a robbery (NSFW - Death) | ReallyForeverAlone | 2,348 | 2,348 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,196,163 | WTF | 1os2ee |
That guy with the yellow hair just gave no fucks until shots were fired. | theinternethero | 593 | 593 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,202,509 | WTF | ccv1rpr |
Ah makes sense | theinternethero | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,206,708 | WTF | ccv35wg |
*better | jksmileyface | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,215,561 | WTF | ccv65um |
AFP: Obama urges Congress to unite to create jobs... Silly President, Jobs are for Markets. | jjeremyharrelson | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,195,214 | Anarcho_Capitalism | 1os1gd |
But wait, I thought the economy was recovering? | Throwahoymatie | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,209,143 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ccv3z6f |
It was but all the tea party anarchists jinxed it. | dnap | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,768 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ccv4j4j |
I just don't know how to respond to such a masterfully articulated point. | RBGolbat | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,194,924 | MensRights | ccuzgly |
Can we get a simple rule to remove all RIOT pls posts and do weekly megathread of them? | Cigajk | 1,521 | 1,521 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,194,313 | leagueoflegends | 1os0li |
Yea, I'm sure these posts are getting in the way of all the other great quality posts we see on this subreddit all the time. | NoonanZero | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,199,669 | leagueoflegends | ccv0uo7 |
Forgot your contact lens case? | weinerpeen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,193,697 | lifehacks | 1os02s |
Marshall loses the ball while bouncing it, Chelsea score | chezygo | 481 | 481 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,193,468 | soccer | 1orzwh |
Yes, a handball outside the box is the same thing. | iends | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,282,874 | soccer | ccvmt3p |
My friends new puppies, he says they look like chop. | matthechump | 2,306 | 2,306 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,193,042 | aww | 1orzjn |
Yes I Agree that clipping the tails is animal cruelty, they were rescue puppies we found them covered in fleas. | matthechump | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,205,150 | aww | ccv2n49 |
Ya, but you know it's much crueler to cut their tail than it is to let them live a life with a broken body part that is constantly in pain. | HipBeforeItWasCool | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,228,083 | aww | ccva85x |
He's going to lose about 30% of his final grade | [deleted] | 1,092 | 1,092 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,193,028 | AdviceAnimals | 1orzjf |
see, this is what's going on for me, but my roommate sleeps in until 5-6pm, so he misses everything. | Sythe777 | 111 | 111 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,194,292 | AdviceAnimals | ccuzb37 |
How the fuck does someone sleep that long? | Wulm | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,212,156 | AdviceAnimals | ccv50e0 |
As someone who has lost many sunglasses at the beach, finding these was a small victory. | SlurmCola | 1,483 | 1,483 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,191,933 | funny | 1oryjb |
By far the most hilarious thing that I've seen all day. | Bystronicman08 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,234,983 | funny | ccvchvz |
Oracle releases 127 security fixes, 51 for Java alone | javinpaul | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,191,919 | java | 1oryix |
Trust me, this version (7u45) is really secure... it actually breaks many webstart applications... | m1000 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,306,872 | java | ccvw72p |
A car is the perfect dining experience | ahhhhhnthony | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,190,902 | lifehacks | 1orxq5 |
I'm your Arwen: Friend broke up with her boyfriend, recieved five page essay about love. | BRIStoneman | 172 | 172 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,190,508 | creepyPMs | 1orxfp |
Dallas officer shoots mentally handicapped man four times (who is standing with arms at his side). | Ex-Stripper | 393 | 393 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,190,119 | rage | 1orx5o |
Did anything come of this? | oboedude | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,199,804 | rage | ccv0w9d |
i'm going to guess paid vacations. | krowface | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,209,287 | rage | ccv40xx |
how *terrible*! | davidd00 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,219,244 | rage | ccv7cx3 |
My third and hopefully the best pyro montage | kanekeu | 527 | 527 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,189,416 | tf2 | 1orwlh |
pyro pub frags it really is reddit | superbob565 | -19 | -19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,197,130 | tf2 | ccv01vn |
even if they were lobbies, this kid did a really shitty job at playing a pyro's role in hl | superbob565 | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,205,318 | tf2 | ccv2p51 |
Care to explain? | AsteriskYoure | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,208,310 | tf2 | ccv3p46 |
Aussie here, why do some Americans feel so strongly against public healthcare? | alcoslushies | 610 | 610 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,189,198 | AskReddit | 1orwfz |
They're afraid they'll have to pay for somebody else's healthcare, they've been indoctrinated that it's a failure. | [deleted] | 231 | 231 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,189,275 | AskReddit | ccuy7e5 |
It works for Canada I don't see why they don't want it. | lasso-tool | 64 | 64 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,189,601 | AskReddit | ccuy9na |
No American would stand for a gay doctor touching him/her! | bacon_please | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,204,122 | AskReddit | ccv2b4d |
I'm a smoker and I actually think that cigarettes should definitely raise how much you have to pay for healthcare because smoking definitely puts you more at risk for heart and lung problems. | totally_nota_nigga | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,207,490 | AskReddit | ccv3f9d |
MRW I kind of got dumped and then two of my good guy friends admit to liking me. | madamfray | 1,107 | 1,107 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,187,943 | TrollXChromosomes | 1orvmn |
ESPN's College Gameday Show Thread Discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here. | CFB_Referee | 78 | 78 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,186,706 | CFB | 1oruwh |
I don't think he's completely being funny on purpose | decode1101 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,195,183 | CFB | ccuzj15 |
Hahaha I love when people can barely string together a sentence because they had a stroke! | HillsboroughAtheos | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,195,377 | CFB | ccuzkr2 |
U/IntegralTDS explains why US Government Debt is different from Household Debt | Jericho_Hill | 1,398 | 1,398 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,185,491 | bestof | 1oru7y |
I wish I could pretend I have a stockpile of gold bars in my house that I could use for collateral on a loan without providing proof the gold bars exist. | Zahne1977 | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,201,152 | bestof | ccv1c1n |
TIL we're still on the gold standard | two_xjs | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,215,791 | bestof | ccv68iy |
just wished that these people don't buddy up so their teammates can kick them | KaRathCSS | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,186,527 | GlobalOffensive | ccuxr5a |
I've played for a while,and haven't seem people kicking the hacker nevermind how blatant he is. | Drill515 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,191,508 | GlobalOffensive | ccuyngf |
UNinvolved in peace | [deleted] | 1,219 | 1,219 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,184,672 | pics | 1ortri |
Dick Cheney feared assassination by heart-device hack | bradradio | 970 | 970 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,184,287 | nottheonion | 1ortkt |
But then Bush would have been in charge, and nobody wanted that. | saltytrey | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,191,094 | nottheonion | ccuyke6 |
What to do when your kid won't stop screaming? | xxudoxx | 2,554 | 2,554 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,182,428 | videos | 1orsmh |
Or, you know discipline them. | Ekiph | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,202,378 | videos | ccv1q6y |
More female DUI suspects come forward about being forced to strip on camera at Puyallup jail | Daktillian | 2,306 | 2,306 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,182,411 | news | 1orsm7 |
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