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I know what I am going to do, fight on the internet and downvote everything he says, that will get him. | Gamestoreguy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,548,340 | gaming | ccxyw3t |
For anyone concerned about Ann Coulter's AMA on Monday | throwawayusomad | 1,544 | 1,544 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,104,337 | AdviceAnimals | 1opq4v |
No, we're all hardcore liberals here | Honkeyass | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,118,984 | AdviceAnimals | ccugikw |
Thanks, flair-makers, that was an awesome addition to this post! | tknelms | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,126,715 | AdviceAnimals | ccujmyi |
What a gentleman. | Red_Oktoberfest | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,119,238 | creepyPMs | ccugmbd |
I'm Daisy Coleman, the teenager at the center of the Maryville rape media storm, and this is what really happened | misanthropegirl | 2,539 | 2,539 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,103,841 | TwoXChromosomes | 1oppmc |
The Antchrist | Tantricmac | 2,662 | 2,662 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,103,840 | funny | 1oppma |
Because there is no possible way anybody window chalked this on a friend's car as a joke! | puttputt_in_thebutt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,123,295 | funny | ccui8tn |
To the redditor that started Gold Rush 2013 | jacalexicon | 2,067 | 2,067 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,103,770 | AdviceAnimals | 1oppjh |
ITT : Gold diggers. | NoLoveForYouHa | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,135,125 | AdviceAnimals | ccumr3l |
Simple way to hide your chest | in minecraft | Chippsarn | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,103,554 | Minecraft | 1oppb0 |
How original! | Zatherz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,104,713 | Minecraft | ccub5w1 |
Oregon Tea Party Chairman hasn't paid mortgage in three years - after criticizing government for being fiscally irresponsible. | r-e-d-d-i-t | 2,852 | 2,852 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,103,193 | politics | 1opoxa |
How is he supposed to pay his mortgage when Obama takes all of his money and gives it to black people? | TheBoredGuy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,135,708 | politics | ccumxvc |
What's one obsolete technology you wish was still viable? | Codoro | 1,124 | 1,124 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,102,230 | AskReddit | 1opnvc |
Public square stockades -- I think rather than locking so many people up in prisons, a day or two in public stockades for stupid shit would provide a huge deterrent. | [deleted] | 504 | 504 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,110,229 | AskReddit | ccud2gl |
I read somewhere [citation needed] that the stocks were far more rapey than we were ever taught in schools. | EatMoarToads | 325 | 325 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,113,642 | AskReddit | ccuedv4 |
Then we post guards. | [deleted] | 140 | 140 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,115,290 | AskReddit | ccuf1td |
Yes because bribery of guards never happens in prison. | Darkfriend337 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,152,316 | AskReddit | ccurzwh |
Fax machines | Rab_Legend | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,124,475 | AskReddit | ccuiqdv |
In V there [really weren't much heists that gave you a lot of money, I mean only 3 of them gave you money, the other 2 were pretty much useless] | Vendetta1990 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,107,873 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccuc7m3 |
What are some overlooked consequences/effects that the discovery of intelligent alien life will bring. | dietymike | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,101,962 | AskReddit | 1opnkb |
63 Cleveland Police Officers Suspended After An Unarmed Couple Was Shot At 137 Times | jasmine1a | 1,631 | 1,631 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,101,347 | politics | 1opmy6 |
"with no one officer being suspended for more than 10 days" Makes sense, it was only an average of 2 shots per officer | Lipophobicity | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,135,783 | politics | ccumyqc |
Call Them Out: The 7 Democrats Who Helped House Republicans Rig the Shutdown | day465 | 2,706 | 2,706 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,101,038 | politics | 1opmna |
Newswire: 1.04 Patch Notes | TET879 | 263 | 263 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,100,522 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1opm71 |
Lawyer for family of mother killed in White House incident arrested as claims of coverup persist | [deleted] | 692 | 692 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,100,279 | conspiracy | 1opm0k |
I thought Obama was gay, why would he get up in that little bit of craycray? | zppa | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,138,130 | conspiracy | ccunp6l |
PPA stepping up scooter enforcement | 666Pack | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,100,126 | philadelphia | 1oplvn |
TIL Chess Masters and Grand Masters often supplement their incomes by teaching via Skype. | possiblyben | 291 | 291 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,099,324 | todayilearned | 1opl8e |
Believe it or not, being a chess master doesn't pay well. | PlaysForDays | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,101,439 | todayilearned | ccua9ed |
Obamacare woes widen as insurers get wrong data | Landarchist | 134 | 134 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,099,148 | news | 1opl3f |
Well, just like Apple, the only thing we can do now is throw up our hands and scrap it all. | rjung | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,106,545 | news | ccubr2p |
Tame Impala - Lucidity (Happy Friday!) | EvilSpocksGoatee | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,098,732 | psychedelicrock | 1opkrm |
Are these guys really underground, never heard of them before! | The-GentIeman | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,116,739 | psychedelicrock | ccufm3w |
well... got to admire the dedication | zagonormus | 1,882 | 1,882 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,098,126 | WTF | 1opka9 |
Real upstanding guy this one.. How did a Socialist Canadian/Cuban get to hold office in the US anyway? | a678912 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,104,040 | politics | ccuaypd |
He's probably a liberal trying to destroy the tea party | delphium226 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,107,773 | politics | ccuc6c8 |
To the redditor who did this at the SF national park: Screw You! | doggammit | 2,389 | 2,389 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,096,900 | videos | 1opjdn |
Obama unhappy with his ObamaCare website, wants "accountability" | Obamateur_Hour | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,096,505 | Libertarian | 1opj40 |
Everyone will get in a circle and point to the left. | TheGrim1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,111,059 | Libertarian | ccuddsa |
Nah dude, bushido isn't a strict or formal way of life at all. | LordSkippy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,099,087 | mwo | ccu9qyt |
Because mocking islam is totally racist. | satanismyhomeboy | -28 | -28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,098,132 | SubredditDrama | ccu9k9o |
Republican debt limit crises have cost 900,000 jobs, says Conservative think tank | [deleted] | 1,954 | 1,954 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,095,026 | politics | 1opi49 |
And the people who voted for them don't seem to care. | waylaidbyjackassery | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,105,397 | politics | ccubdho |
Don't confuse being apathetic with being intentionally misinformed. | OmegaSeven | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,108,108 | politics | ccucamr |
Yep, because sifting the bullshit from the truth in modern media is easy and quick. | wag3slav3 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,110,609 | politics | ccud7mc |
It's ridiculous | JAGGEZII | 1,369 | 1,369 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,095,001 | AdviceAnimals | 1opi3u |
ELI5: Why is the homicide rate in Chicago so high? | phreekk | 204 | 204 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,091,319 | explainlikeimfive | 1opfwj |
They should make guns illegal in Chicago so that criminals will turn them in. | ExcerptMusic | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,381,269 | explainlikeimfive | ccwhmh8 |
Study: Almost Half of Public School Students Are Now Low-Income - Jordan Weissmann | ineedmoresleep | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,089,656 | education | 1opf0o |
I wonder what the "reformers" like Rhee and Klein would say about this study. | limnetic792 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,108,112 | education | ccucaoo |
Today is the birthday of this bastard. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,089,425 | india | 1opewu |
Driveclub officially delayed until early 2014. | Gazkapop | 305 | 305 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,087,151 | PS4 | 1opdmm |
For me, part of the fun of the launch is the inevitable chaos that ensues. | tiggleywinks | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,115,767 | PS4 | ccuf8jn |
Yea I love losing games that I've looked forward to for a long time. | LikeWhite0nRice | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,159,888 | PS4 | ccuu1a0 |
I'm tired of seeing Unpopular Opinion Puffin being used for exactly the opposite of its intended purpose, so here's an actual Unpopular Opinion Puffin. | radioXdisney | 963 | 963 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,086,068 | AdviceAnimals | 1opd0o |
The Fast Emergence of Obamacare Fraud | [deleted] | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,085,961 | Libertarian | 1opcy8 |
there is no need for hotkeys at all | kleptooz | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,086,472 | hearthstone | ccu7xcc |
TIL Mark Wahlberg (AKA Marky Mark) committed a number of unprovoked assaults, many of which were racial in nature, and one of which permanently blinded his victim. | W_Edwards_Deming | 890 | 890 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,085,615 | todayilearned | 1opcqx |
if anything, this make him even more of a badass you always see those hollywood types and they are always so fucking PC that they look like fucking puppets without a real personality +1 for marky mark for not selling out and trying to push the stupid leftist programmed hollywoo d agenda | krakow057 | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,106,701 | todayilearned | ccubswx |
+1 for marky mark for removing somebody's sight just because of their race | AboutAPig | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,108,662 | todayilearned | ccuchmt |
Guys please don't ruin this | ioncehadsexinapool | 2,037 | 2,037 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,084,924 | AdviceAnimals | 1opcec |
Everyone should just ask her who she is and why she thinks that we care about her ama. | [deleted] | 249 | 249 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,091,906 | AdviceAnimals | ccu8m3s |
I know who she is, I still don't know why she's doing an AMA | CaptainKozmoBagel | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,094,299 | AdviceAnimals | ccu8xt5 |
He only answered about 10 easy questions too, at least one of which was proven to be a journalist plant who had registered an account only the day before the AMA. | gomez12 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,099,438 | AdviceAnimals | ccu9tin |
Handy comebacks to help you say NO to drugs. | Doktag | 863 | 863 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,084,905 | cringe | 1opcdy |
I wonder why | BigDaddy_Delta | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,114,899 | cringe | ccuew8s |
With all respect to sly, Thank goodness they put Arnold in it. | djgump35 | 673 | 673 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,088,463 | todayilearned | ccu86sb |
They got laid doing that and posted about it in this thread, so not creepy. | elbiot | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,141,988 | OkCupid | ccuovko |
One parent's reaction to the teachers' strike in the UK | Jogonnobed | 2,260 | 2,260 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,082,117 | funny | 1opawb |
If a rule's stupid, I'm not following it, eventually enough people won't follow it that it'll be changed | manatdesk | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,100,697 | funny | ccua3d5 |
That's why drugs and speeding are now legal. | Eli-T | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,101,706 | funny | ccuabpy |
Third confused Aussie here | Whitestrake | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,085,084 | AdviceAnimals | ccu7qq4 |
God damn aussies dont know how to youtube or what? | Malfoy_Franco | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,086,762 | AdviceAnimals | ccu7yr1 |
What is 'youtube'? | Whitestrake | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,087,927 | AdviceAnimals | ccu84ao |
Computers are a passing fad, technology is cyclical. | ryno9696 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,100,414 | cscareerquestions | ccua11n |
Hidden lake in the Sierra Nevada Mountains | rainyforest | 2,308 | 2,308 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,077,331 | EarthPorn | 1op7n7 |
*Don't try to see them all in one week* | CyclonisSagittarius | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,116,334 | EarthPorn | ccufget |
French Students Barricade High Schools to Protest Deportation of Classmates | Ginjeet | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,076,837 | europe | 1op79g |
NYC schools could close to observe Muslim holidays | Aesir1 | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,076,560 | atheism | 1op721 |
It is written in the handbook of women that we are to quickly reply when a man allows us to speak to them- it is speak when spoken to, so be grateful he allowed you to speak at all! | WaddlingRanchu | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,108,885 | creepyPMs | ccuckh9 |
Scientology's fraud conviction upheld in France... top appeals court has upheld a fraud conviction and fines totalling hundreds of thousands of euros against the Church of Scientology, for taking advantage of vulnerable followers | BakerAtNMSU | 2,010 | 2,010 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,075,903 | worldnews | 1op6jp |
to be fair we're talking about a several thousand year old practice vs something that came out in 1954. if all forms of Christianity came out less than 100 years ago more people would be making the same claims of bullshit... some of us still are =) | quantumchaos | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,106,290 | worldnews | ccubnzw |
Creep asks me to divorce my husband. | futuremrsle | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,074,707 | creepyPMs | 1op5i0 |
Wayne Simmonds goal against the Penguins | ShogunEinstein | 389 | 389 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,074,401 | hockey | 1op56d |
This is just disrespecting the game. | ramones13 | 96 | 96 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,079,188 | hockey | ccu6r0a |
She was forced to admit to making the entire story up after officers began to investigate her claims. | ProfStone | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,071,462 | MensRights | 1op3as |
I love how we have a link to an article on a case like this almost every day, but if you mention things like this to feminists, they act as if this is so rare as to be virtually unheard of. | Steampunk_Moustache | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,084,761 | MensRights | ccu7p2k |
Greens deputy Adam Bandt defends bushfire attack on Tony Abbott | k-h | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,068,736 | australia | 1op0hu |
It's not like the LNP have ever politicised the suffering of others. | HBOXNW | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,161,644 | australia | ccuufeq |
Good guy duneshero | nastynate66 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,068,675 | AdviceAnimals | 1op0fb |
it is the black when you are profitable | Joe_poww | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,071,454 | AdviceAnimals | ccu54mp |
Nuh uh, green is the color of money dummy | tacosaladchupacabra | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,072,352 | AdviceAnimals | ccu5eah |
It's goin'. | hilaritatem | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,068,618 | teenagers | ccu471u |
My friend found her doppelganger at a party | jdc311 | 2,596 | 2,596 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,068,334 | pics | 1op02n |
Oh, right, cuz they're black? | soomuchcoffee | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,091,909 | pics | ccu8m4l |
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. | SleepIsForTheDead | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,110,493 | creepyPMs | ccud61s |
I'm sure it would be OK if he was raping a gay person with a beer bottle though. | devoutchristian | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,080,216 | europe | ccu6ycc |
My reaction to anything instructing women on "turn-offs" | kalikeawind | 275 | 275 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,065,966 | TrollXChromosomes | 1ooxhy |
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