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Police Squad (in color)
|
artstorage
| 109 | 109 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,182,009 |
television
|
1orsf4
|
Isn't it great that network executives have come a long way and don't insult our intelligence anymore.
|
mysticsavage
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,457,092 |
television
|
ccx56r2
|
News Anchor Completely Loses It For The Best Possible Reason
|
spatchcock
| 24 | 24 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,178,839 |
Libertarian
|
1orqwc
|
I'm sure placing more money and power into the hands of the federal government will vanish all of the corporate-government corruption in DC.
|
objectivisttree
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,251,834 |
Libertarian
|
ccvhjjk
|
US Senators propose to increase Iran sanctions, saying Iran's approach to talks this week are proof existing sanctions have worked.
|
newsens
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,177,698 |
worldpolitics
|
1orqc8
|
Call of Duty: Ghosts on all consoles will support 18 players online
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,177,636 |
gamernews
|
1orqb3
|
Woah, that is truly massive!
|
el_filipo
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,181,475 |
gamernews
|
ccux42l
|
Thats when you click well played.
|
futbolsven
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,189,307 |
hearthstone
|
ccuy7mh
|
Or just after every single move.
|
Pjmax
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,200,772 |
hearthstone
|
ccv17lq
|
You mean being gay alone isn't compatible enough?
|
fsusparks
| 22 | 22 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,190,183 |
gaybros
|
ccuydr4
|
Dat feel
|
ChrisTheDick
| 1,055 | 1,055 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,167,885 |
funny
|
1orlm3
|
I sleep in my underwear...
|
ManicLord
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,214,652 |
funny
|
ccv5v0w
|
I sleep naked.
|
dirmer3
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,215,261 |
funny
|
ccv62ca
|
pics or it doesnt happen ;]
|
gr8lolofchina
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,216,686 |
funny
|
ccv6j00
|
I think my wife would be okay with that
|
dirmer3
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,220,461 |
funny
|
ccv7qyl
|
Most interesting thing I have ever read while peeing, found it in Men's room of a pub.
|
borng33k
| 28 | 28 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,165,479 |
pics
|
1ork5u
|
I want to open a bar just so I can have a place to put this sign!
|
JR_unior
| -7 | -7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,166,212 |
pics
|
ccuva79
|
You should name it "Puzzles" while you're at it.
|
USAnalFisting
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,183,551 |
pics
|
ccuxcti
|
I was starting to think Wallabies have never heard of the word try.
|
Liquiditi
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,167,135 |
rugbyunion
|
ccuvflm
|
And Australia are the most humble, of course.
|
Liquiditi
| -3 | -3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,170,816 |
rugbyunion
|
ccuvynb
|
The true reason for why the season 3 deadline was extended
|
Audrorius
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,164,028 |
leagueoflegends
|
1orj88
|
Ethical ramifications aside, is it even legal to film sex without the other persons consent?
|
TheLizardMonarch
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,184,232 |
TheBluePill
|
ccuxfwg
|
Idiot who toppled rock in Goblin Valley previously filed law suit claiming debilitating injuries.
|
[deleted]
| 3,015 | 3,015 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,160,626 |
videos
|
1orgrd
|
Perhaps he has a debilitating mental handicap.
|
SHEISA_MINNELLI
| 1,471 | 1,471 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,171,425 |
videos
|
ccuw1fe
|
Stupidity from birth.
|
HelterSkeletor
| 28 | 28 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,181,043 |
videos
|
ccux2gn
|
Don't judge him like that, maybe he was a very smart kid but the brain injury he suffered during the accident got him that dumb.
|
kostiak
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,182,471 |
videos
|
ccux85y
|
I mostly wanted to show that IGN doesn't really know how to go fast... And also show off this awesome gameplay.
|
tw04
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,199,977 |
wiiu
|
ccv0y9g
|
He's just a troll account, don't worry about anything he says.
|
MarioStrikerz
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,200,989 |
wiiu
|
ccv1a5l
|
Exposed.
|
Hakumen
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,201,937 |
wiiu
|
ccv1l46
|
I always enjoy how how the TAXES ARE THEFT crowd can't wait to pay massive tolls to the owners of private highways.
|
[deleted]
| 30 | 30 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,213,182 |
SubredditDrama
|
ccv5d1c
|
Don't you know that if the government isn't there to charge taxes everything will become free?
|
LynnyLee
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,221,924 |
SubredditDrama
|
ccv87xc
|
Brian Hoyer injury: Browns QB to return in 5 months
|
Daves_kNot_Here
| 31 | 31 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,154,914 |
Browns
|
1orc5v
|
Central Florida has upset #8 Louisville by a score of 38-35.
|
2222lil
| 1,529 | 1,529 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,153,115 |
CFB
|
1orakp
|
more like teddy toiletwater
|
brtdud7
| -9 | -9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,153,483 |
CFB
|
ccuscgd
|
Yeah because HE was the reason they lost.
|
2222lil
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,154,162 |
CFB
|
ccusjpz
|
Til of a Medieval Football Game: where the goal was to get to ball to the center of town by any means short of manslaughter.
|
corbilm
| 103 | 103 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,151,530 |
nfl
|
1or913
|
inb4 "THATS RACIST" tirade from people who've never even seen a gypsy.
|
williamthefloydian
| 39 | 39 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,162,411 |
AskReddit
|
ccuul3m
|
I don't even care, it's a dangerous and toxic culture
|
Djandyt
| 42 | 42 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,162,509 |
AskReddit
|
ccuultl
|
It's not like we totally had some guy rounding up a "toxic culture" 80 years ago.
|
Wet_Pidgeon
| 51 | 51 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,175,965 |
AskReddit
|
ccuwjku
|
Cougars
|
00owl
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,156,055 |
AskReddit
|
ccut2gn
|
a black guy with a knife
|
Rex_Mortalium
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,191,680 |
AskReddit
|
ccuyors
|
My son is in juvenile detention and I'm thinking of sending him a letter to say that I don't love him
|
kayfurther
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,148,826 |
confession
|
1or6id
|
Why is he in juvenile detention?
|
Psionx0
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,149,813 |
confession
|
ccur8sh
|
Stole a car
|
kayfurther
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,150,447 |
confession
|
ccurfza
|
What has he done that you don't love him any more?
|
Psionx0
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,150,777 |
confession
|
ccurjkp
|
Liar, drinking, failing school, stealing my car, disrespectful
|
kayfurther
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,151,802 |
confession
|
ccuruh4
|
Map: Most Popular Names for Girls, State-by-State
|
genevaresident
| 3,577 | 3,577 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,147,174 |
gifs
|
1or501
|
Where the hell did Sophia come from?
|
DrBBQ
| 75 | 75 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,157,549 |
gifs
|
ccutgi6
|
Walking Dead obviously
|
ZML09
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,200,937 |
gifs
|
ccv19iw
|
Haley Joel Osment joins cast of Kevin Smith's new movie Tusk
|
JonnyFairplay
| 164 | 164 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,146,163 |
movies
|
1or408
|
Probably the only film ever to be set in Canada but shot in the US.
|
Jamziz
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,190,565 |
movies
|
ccuygjl
|
The complete opposite of Supernatural.
|
Finnalian
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,230,850 |
movies
|
ccvb54s
|
It's not addictive though...
|
Ursolon
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,146,304 |
teenagers
|
ccuq6yb
|
i like how every streamer post that dosnt have giveaways get billions of downvotes and ones with giveaways a lot of upvotes
|
chaosfly10
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,182,562 |
Smite
|
ccux8k2
|
Too bad he can't replace Jarrett Jack's production.
|
zzMojaveExpress
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,218,401 |
nba
|
ccv732m
|
The problem of reddit ads from an advertiser's perspective.
|
TheHopefulPresident
| 704 | 704 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,144,553 |
bestof
|
1or2es
|
screw you, i've paid for a 100 hours of server time.
|
herpberp
| -16 | -16 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,180,872 |
bestof
|
ccux1uy
|
Dick Cheney turned off wireless function of implanted defibrillator so it could not be hacked to kill him.
|
the_last_broadcast
| 71 | 71 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,144,251 |
politics
|
1or245
|
Play on Agency, where CTs have to push?
|
xn--seorblanco-u9a
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,165,057 |
GlobalOffensive
|
ccuv32h
|
I think this might just win the internet
|
katiedid05
| 887 | 887 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,142,055 |
gameofthrones
|
1oqzw4
|
Missouri girl in rape case pens op-ed amid mounting national attention - Daisy Coleman, 16, credits hacking collective Anonymous with giving case new life after charges were shelved in 2012
|
creq
| 2,285 | 2,285 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,141,328 |
news
|
1oqz71
|
Why aren't these kids in jail?
|
CatamountAndDoMe
| 42 | 42 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,154,523 |
news
|
ccusnfv
|
Are you implying that underage drinking is as morally wrong as rape?
|
chunes
| 22 | 22 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,158,506 |
news
|
ccutpet
|
Yes, yes it is totally worse than raping someone and destroying their life.
|
Eyclonus
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,166,345 |
news
|
ccuvb0v
|
Gardevoir didn't even budge.
|
Allstar97
| 1,153 | 1,153 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,141,129 |
pokemon
|
1oqz03
|
Dont take a picture of people you dont know and blog.
|
nathanpaul8
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,140,997 |
Anticonsumption
|
1oqyv2
|
Don't YOU think it is awful that THOSE people are judging people?
|
cpbills
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,147,902 |
Anticonsumption
|
ccuqo1f
|
In response to hearing about comcast placing data caps on Internet plans soon
|
blueclown562000
| 2,454 | 2,454 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,313,489 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1ov87l
|
It's cool guys, the free market will provide!
|
Ingrid2012
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,375,195 |
AdviceAnimals
|
ccwf2u4
|
Unless you were smart and got a job that provides it to you, or already pay for your own, in which case he doesn't force you to buy it.
|
ademnus
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,343,490 |
pics
|
ccw7nnh
|
OFFICIAL Denver Broncos @ Indianapolis Colts Thursday Night Football Thread.
|
TheProfessorX
| 55 | 55 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,312,214 |
fantasyfootball
|
1ov6np
|
Demaryius Thomas is a lock in at top 5 WR every week!
|
Got_Engineers
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,324,120 |
fantasyfootball
|
ccw2ndp
|
I knew Weeden was inaccurate, but this is just plain impressive
|
shenaniganry
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,312,188 |
nfl
|
1ov6mo
|
It's pretty bad when you can't complete a pass to a whole city.
|
efthemothership
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,312,309 |
nfl
|
ccvy7ud
|
Kubiak during the Chiefs game
|
Nguyenning
| 80 | 80 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,311,794 |
Texans
|
1ov64w
|
Yeah because Kubiak let Matt Schaub do that ALL THE TIME
|
polo421
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,317,642 |
Texans
|
ccw050s
|
What's the most fun you've had in a vehicle that wasn't built for performance?
|
GoonCommaThe
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,310,295 |
cars
|
1ov4cw
|
I don't know, I've never owned an American car!
|
plaguuuuuu
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,327,220 |
cars
|
ccw3t8p
|
Talk to the owner of the El Mo, apparently every night after the bar closes he brings food and hot coffee to a bunch of homeless people every single night.
|
TylerrelyT
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,320,437 |
toronto
|
ccw18eg
|
How are they supposed to sleep?
|
mustardgreens
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,326,121 |
toronto
|
ccw3ep9
|
Transwomen carrying condoms at night in New York are being arrested on groundless prostitution charges
|
[deleted]
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,309,010 |
MtF
|
1ov2sd
|
Officers who question Qld police bikies crackdown told to 'reconsider their future'
|
LuckyBdx4
| 57 | 57 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,309,009 |
australia
|
1ov2sc
|
B Marshall says Meriweather should be disciplined after TWO illegal hits resulting in personal fouls today
|
[deleted]
| 984 | 984 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,308,516 |
nfl
|
1ov255
|
Redskins fans agree with you Brandon.
|
Cataphract1014
| 482 | 482 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,309,186 |
nfl
|
ccvx23y
|
As a Brandon, in a thread with two other Brandons in the title, I must ask which Brandon (I hope it's me!)
|
Idigthebackseat
| 148 | 148 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,309,488 |
nfl
|
ccvx65y
|
as a Terps fan, the defender did put a hand on his shoulder, clearly warranted a flag
|
roarmalf
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,322,380 |
nfl
|
ccw1zdf
|
What is the utter BS that most people believe is true?
|
tootsie_rolex
| 458 | 458 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,308,053 |
AskReddit
|
1ov1jn
|
That legalizing gay marriage will end the world.
|
Kersu
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,339,735 |
AskReddit
|
ccw73cm
|
Haven't you seen all the disasters this has caused lately?
|
Firegivesme
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,359,839 |
AskReddit
|
ccw9ym3
|
Anonymous in Adelaide, SA
|
BlixInTheCity
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,306,671 |
australia
|
1ouzrr
|
On Melbourne cup day too, well done Anon
|
Abbrevi8
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,317,255 |
australia
|
ccvzzvv
|
Boyhood Is Not a Mental Illness
|
starchaser75
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,306,543 |
Liberal
|
1ouzma
|
Sweet exhaust man.
|
xMeRcHanDiSe
| 281 | 281 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,306,418 |
Shitty_Car_Mods
|
1ouzg0
|
I like how he hasn't rendered the bed useless.
|
EdgeCrusher1
| 22 | 22 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,312,780 |
Shitty_Car_Mods
|
ccvydwr
|
TotalBiscuit's rant on censorship
|
AbleToFail
| 28 | 28 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,305,859 |
rage
|
1ouyrq
|
So you are a self-racist!
|
Space_Dildo
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,366,389 |
rage
|
ccwbr0m
|
Kanye West show in Vancouver, BC tonight postponed until October 31st!
|
ScrambleSoup
| 25 | 25 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,305,137 |
hiphopheads
|
1ouxwa
|
He deleted his account after making some disparaging comments toward trans people.
|
pittfan46
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,320,738 |
Pitt
|
ccw1cnp
|
classic punksworth.
|
rolobrowntowntony
| 18 | 18 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,322,998 |
Pitt
|
ccw27wa
|
Man, I feel like I have a lot to learn from him.
|
coolguygeofry
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,349,901 |
Pitt
|
ccw8fin
|
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