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Police Squad (in color) | artstorage | 109 | 109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,182,009 | television | 1orsf4 |
Isn't it great that network executives have come a long way and don't insult our intelligence anymore. | mysticsavage | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,457,092 | television | ccx56r2 |
News Anchor Completely Loses It For The Best Possible Reason | spatchcock | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,178,839 | Libertarian | 1orqwc |
I'm sure placing more money and power into the hands of the federal government will vanish all of the corporate-government corruption in DC. | objectivisttree | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,251,834 | Libertarian | ccvhjjk |
US Senators propose to increase Iran sanctions, saying Iran's approach to talks this week are proof existing sanctions have worked. | newsens | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,177,698 | worldpolitics | 1orqc8 |
Call of Duty: Ghosts on all consoles will support 18 players online | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,177,636 | gamernews | 1orqb3 |
Woah, that is truly massive! | el_filipo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,181,475 | gamernews | ccux42l |
Thats when you click well played. | futbolsven | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,189,307 | hearthstone | ccuy7mh |
Or just after every single move. | Pjmax | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,200,772 | hearthstone | ccv17lq |
You mean being gay alone isn't compatible enough? | fsusparks | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,190,183 | gaybros | ccuydr4 |
Dat feel | ChrisTheDick | 1,055 | 1,055 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,167,885 | funny | 1orlm3 |
I sleep in my underwear... | ManicLord | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,214,652 | funny | ccv5v0w |
I sleep naked. | dirmer3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,215,261 | funny | ccv62ca |
pics or it doesnt happen ;] | gr8lolofchina | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,216,686 | funny | ccv6j00 |
I think my wife would be okay with that | dirmer3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,220,461 | funny | ccv7qyl |
Most interesting thing I have ever read while peeing, found it in Men's room of a pub. | borng33k | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,165,479 | pics | 1ork5u |
I want to open a bar just so I can have a place to put this sign! | JR_unior | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,166,212 | pics | ccuva79 |
You should name it "Puzzles" while you're at it. | USAnalFisting | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,183,551 | pics | ccuxcti |
I was starting to think Wallabies have never heard of the word try. | Liquiditi | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,167,135 | rugbyunion | ccuvflm |
And Australia are the most humble, of course. | Liquiditi | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,170,816 | rugbyunion | ccuvynb |
The true reason for why the season 3 deadline was extended | Audrorius | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,164,028 | leagueoflegends | 1orj88 |
Ethical ramifications aside, is it even legal to film sex without the other persons consent? | TheLizardMonarch | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,184,232 | TheBluePill | ccuxfwg |
Idiot who toppled rock in Goblin Valley previously filed law suit claiming debilitating injuries. | [deleted] | 3,015 | 3,015 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,160,626 | videos | 1orgrd |
Perhaps he has a debilitating mental handicap. | SHEISA_MINNELLI | 1,471 | 1,471 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,171,425 | videos | ccuw1fe |
Stupidity from birth. | HelterSkeletor | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,181,043 | videos | ccux2gn |
Don't judge him like that, maybe he was a very smart kid but the brain injury he suffered during the accident got him that dumb. | kostiak | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,182,471 | videos | ccux85y |
I mostly wanted to show that IGN doesn't really know how to go fast... And also show off this awesome gameplay. | tw04 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,199,977 | wiiu | ccv0y9g |
He's just a troll account, don't worry about anything he says. | MarioStrikerz | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,200,989 | wiiu | ccv1a5l |
Exposed. | Hakumen | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,201,937 | wiiu | ccv1l46 |
I always enjoy how how the TAXES ARE THEFT crowd can't wait to pay massive tolls to the owners of private highways. | [deleted] | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,213,182 | SubredditDrama | ccv5d1c |
Don't you know that if the government isn't there to charge taxes everything will become free? | LynnyLee | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,221,924 | SubredditDrama | ccv87xc |
Brian Hoyer injury: Browns QB to return in 5 months | Daves_kNot_Here | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,154,914 | Browns | 1orc5v |
Central Florida has upset #8 Louisville by a score of 38-35. | 2222lil | 1,529 | 1,529 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,153,115 | CFB | 1orakp |
more like teddy toiletwater | brtdud7 | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,153,483 | CFB | ccuscgd |
Yeah because HE was the reason they lost. | 2222lil | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,154,162 | CFB | ccusjpz |
Til of a Medieval Football Game: where the goal was to get to ball to the center of town by any means short of manslaughter. | corbilm | 103 | 103 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,151,530 | nfl | 1or913 |
inb4 "THATS RACIST" tirade from people who've never even seen a gypsy. | williamthefloydian | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,162,411 | AskReddit | ccuul3m |
I don't even care, it's a dangerous and toxic culture | Djandyt | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,162,509 | AskReddit | ccuultl |
It's not like we totally had some guy rounding up a "toxic culture" 80 years ago. | Wet_Pidgeon | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,175,965 | AskReddit | ccuwjku |
Cougars | 00owl | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,156,055 | AskReddit | ccut2gn |
a black guy with a knife | Rex_Mortalium | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,191,680 | AskReddit | ccuyors |
My son is in juvenile detention and I'm thinking of sending him a letter to say that I don't love him | kayfurther | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,148,826 | confession | 1or6id |
Why is he in juvenile detention? | Psionx0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,149,813 | confession | ccur8sh |
Stole a car | kayfurther | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,150,447 | confession | ccurfza |
What has he done that you don't love him any more? | Psionx0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,150,777 | confession | ccurjkp |
Liar, drinking, failing school, stealing my car, disrespectful | kayfurther | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,151,802 | confession | ccuruh4 |
Map: Most Popular Names for Girls, State-by-State | genevaresident | 3,577 | 3,577 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,147,174 | gifs | 1or501 |
Where the hell did Sophia come from? | DrBBQ | 75 | 75 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,157,549 | gifs | ccutgi6 |
Walking Dead obviously | ZML09 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,200,937 | gifs | ccv19iw |
Haley Joel Osment joins cast of Kevin Smith's new movie Tusk | JonnyFairplay | 164 | 164 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,146,163 | movies | 1or408 |
Probably the only film ever to be set in Canada but shot in the US. | Jamziz | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,190,565 | movies | ccuygjl |
The complete opposite of Supernatural. | Finnalian | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,230,850 | movies | ccvb54s |
It's not addictive though... | Ursolon | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,146,304 | teenagers | ccuq6yb |
i like how every streamer post that dosnt have giveaways get billions of downvotes and ones with giveaways a lot of upvotes | chaosfly10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,182,562 | Smite | ccux8k2 |
Too bad he can't replace Jarrett Jack's production. | zzMojaveExpress | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,218,401 | nba | ccv732m |
The problem of reddit ads from an advertiser's perspective. | TheHopefulPresident | 704 | 704 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,144,553 | bestof | 1or2es |
screw you, i've paid for a 100 hours of server time. | herpberp | -16 | -16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,180,872 | bestof | ccux1uy |
Dick Cheney turned off wireless function of implanted defibrillator so it could not be hacked to kill him. | the_last_broadcast | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,144,251 | politics | 1or245 |
Play on Agency, where CTs have to push? | xn--seorblanco-u9a | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,165,057 | GlobalOffensive | ccuv32h |
I think this might just win the internet | katiedid05 | 887 | 887 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,142,055 | gameofthrones | 1oqzw4 |
Missouri girl in rape case pens op-ed amid mounting national attention - Daisy Coleman, 16, credits hacking collective Anonymous with giving case new life after charges were shelved in 2012 | creq | 2,285 | 2,285 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,141,328 | news | 1oqz71 |
Why aren't these kids in jail? | CatamountAndDoMe | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,154,523 | news | ccusnfv |
Are you implying that underage drinking is as morally wrong as rape? | chunes | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,158,506 | news | ccutpet |
Yes, yes it is totally worse than raping someone and destroying their life. | Eyclonus | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,166,345 | news | ccuvb0v |
Gardevoir didn't even budge. | Allstar97 | 1,153 | 1,153 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,141,129 | pokemon | 1oqz03 |
Dont take a picture of people you dont know and blog. | nathanpaul8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,140,997 | Anticonsumption | 1oqyv2 |
Don't YOU think it is awful that THOSE people are judging people? | cpbills | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,147,902 | Anticonsumption | ccuqo1f |
In response to hearing about comcast placing data caps on Internet plans soon | blueclown562000 | 2,454 | 2,454 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,313,489 | AdviceAnimals | 1ov87l |
It's cool guys, the free market will provide! | Ingrid2012 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,375,195 | AdviceAnimals | ccwf2u4 |
Unless you were smart and got a job that provides it to you, or already pay for your own, in which case he doesn't force you to buy it. | ademnus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,343,490 | pics | ccw7nnh |
OFFICIAL Denver Broncos @ Indianapolis Colts Thursday Night Football Thread. | TheProfessorX | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,312,214 | fantasyfootball | 1ov6np |
Demaryius Thomas is a lock in at top 5 WR every week! | Got_Engineers | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,324,120 | fantasyfootball | ccw2ndp |
I knew Weeden was inaccurate, but this is just plain impressive | shenaniganry | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,312,188 | nfl | 1ov6mo |
It's pretty bad when you can't complete a pass to a whole city. | efthemothership | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,312,309 | nfl | ccvy7ud |
Kubiak during the Chiefs game | Nguyenning | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,311,794 | Texans | 1ov64w |
Yeah because Kubiak let Matt Schaub do that ALL THE TIME | polo421 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,642 | Texans | ccw050s |
What's the most fun you've had in a vehicle that wasn't built for performance? | GoonCommaThe | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,310,295 | cars | 1ov4cw |
I don't know, I've never owned an American car! | plaguuuuuu | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,327,220 | cars | ccw3t8p |
Talk to the owner of the El Mo, apparently every night after the bar closes he brings food and hot coffee to a bunch of homeless people every single night. | TylerrelyT | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,320,437 | toronto | ccw18eg |
How are they supposed to sleep? | mustardgreens | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,326,121 | toronto | ccw3ep9 |
Transwomen carrying condoms at night in New York are being arrested on groundless prostitution charges | [deleted] | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,309,010 | MtF | 1ov2sd |
Officers who question Qld police bikies crackdown told to 'reconsider their future' | LuckyBdx4 | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,309,009 | australia | 1ov2sc |
B Marshall says Meriweather should be disciplined after TWO illegal hits resulting in personal fouls today | [deleted] | 984 | 984 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,308,516 | nfl | 1ov255 |
Redskins fans agree with you Brandon. | Cataphract1014 | 482 | 482 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,309,186 | nfl | ccvx23y |
As a Brandon, in a thread with two other Brandons in the title, I must ask which Brandon (I hope it's me!) | Idigthebackseat | 148 | 148 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,309,488 | nfl | ccvx65y |
as a Terps fan, the defender did put a hand on his shoulder, clearly warranted a flag | roarmalf | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,322,380 | nfl | ccw1zdf |
What is the utter BS that most people believe is true? | tootsie_rolex | 458 | 458 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,308,053 | AskReddit | 1ov1jn |
That legalizing gay marriage will end the world. | Kersu | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,339,735 | AskReddit | ccw73cm |
Haven't you seen all the disasters this has caused lately? | Firegivesme | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,359,839 | AskReddit | ccw9ym3 |
Anonymous in Adelaide, SA | BlixInTheCity | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,306,671 | australia | 1ouzrr |
On Melbourne cup day too, well done Anon | Abbrevi8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,255 | australia | ccvzzvv |
Boyhood Is Not a Mental Illness | starchaser75 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,306,543 | Liberal | 1ouzma |
Sweet exhaust man. | xMeRcHanDiSe | 281 | 281 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,306,418 | Shitty_Car_Mods | 1ouzg0 |
I like how he hasn't rendered the bed useless. | EdgeCrusher1 | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,312,780 | Shitty_Car_Mods | ccvydwr |
TotalBiscuit's rant on censorship | AbleToFail | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,305,859 | rage | 1ouyrq |
So you are a self-racist! | Space_Dildo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,366,389 | rage | ccwbr0m |
Kanye West show in Vancouver, BC tonight postponed until October 31st! | ScrambleSoup | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,305,137 | hiphopheads | 1ouxwa |
He deleted his account after making some disparaging comments toward trans people. | pittfan46 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,320,738 | Pitt | ccw1cnp |
classic punksworth. | rolobrowntowntony | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,322,998 | Pitt | ccw27wa |
Man, I feel like I have a lot to learn from him. | coolguygeofry | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,349,901 | Pitt | ccw8fin |
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