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I would imagine an alpha lotus is almost all rarity since there is like an 8k difference in price between a mint alpha and playable unlimited not to mention it is a one of in the least played format in magic. | elfonzi | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,292,273 | magicTCG | ccvq6s7 |
Extended? | Acidogenic | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,304,973 | magicTCG | ccvvh10 |
Yes, this is a very mature thing to do and I suggest you follow this advice immediately. | ticktockbent | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,549,912 | TalesFromYourServer | ccxzl1k |
Get a 9 string, pleb. | Jazzertron | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,292,695 | videos | ccvqd19 |
RFK 'stole his brother's BRAIN and kept it so that no one could tell how sick the President really was before his assassination' | retuittr | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,282,559 | politics | 1ou6qu |
Since men have 0 reproductive rights in this country I think a type of "legal abortion" should be invented. | [deleted] | 748 | 748 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,281,537 | AdviceAnimals | 1ou5qn |
Jesus, whats with the woman hate on reddit lately? | Honcho21 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,292,982 | AdviceAnimals | ccvqh5z |
it's all the time, the Misogyny on reddit is absolutely disgusting | beenman500 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,293,456 | AdviceAnimals | ccvqo1t |
it is the complete lack of respect, not that people think differently | beenman500 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,298,737 | AdviceAnimals | ccvst84 |
Respect is earned. | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,298,962 | AdviceAnimals | ccvswl9 |
yeah, because the group of people that is ALL WOMEN clearly has earned no respect | beenman500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,299,059 | AdviceAnimals | ccvsy4o |
Second Languages in London | [deleted] | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,281,432 | dataisbeautiful | 1ou5mj |
No one in London speaks American? | CarlosGrimes | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,287,240 | dataisbeautiful | ccvoa0t |
I see your French Kiss and I raise you the Heisenburger! | BallsAndBells | 1,120 | 1,120 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,281,403 | funny | 1ou5lj |
Hilarious. | n3rdalert | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,311,563 | funny | ccvxy0g |
"I don't know about you, a bit of a tangent, but personally I think the campaign of "don't teach girls not to get raped, teach boys not to rape" is a bit misguided." | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,281,088 | doublespeakprivilege | 1ou5b3 |
betsybobington wrote: Obviously the only reason women get raped is because they don't try hard enough not too | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,297,312 | doublespeakprivilege | ccvs7p4 |
"I don't know about you, a bit of a tangent, but personally I think the campaign of "don't teach girls not to get raped, teach boys not to rape" is a bit misguided." | bobappleyard | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,280,958 | ShitRedditSays | 1ou57c |
Obviously the only reason women get raped is because they don't try hard enough not too | betsybobington | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,296,938 | ShitRedditSays | ccvs20x |
The basis for all fat logic | [deleted] | 126 | 126 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,280,629 | fatlogic | 1ou4wy |
I don't know why you guys are hating, clearly this giraffe is just big boned. | butterfliesareneat | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,291,303 | fatlogic | ccvpsx5 |
[This is basically the Dexter finale] | EverThusToDeadbeats_ | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,361,845 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccwaf8z |
Week 7 - Panthers vs Rams - Discussion Thread Let's do this. | JCoxRocks | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,278,264 | panthers | 1ou2wf |
Am I the only one who is liking Lafell lately? | pieweekend | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,296,656 | panthers | ccvrxry |
What is a movie made before your time that you watched recently and it blew you away? | Sense1ess | 2,456 | 2,456 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,277,398 | movies | 1ou29a |
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly | AlphaKennyWun | 2,113 | 2,113 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,278,830 | movies | ccvlo15 |
The graveyard scene at the end is one of the most epic moments in cinema... the music ("The Ecstasy of Gold") as Tuco is running through the graveyard... the showdown... and the way Eastwood strings up Tuco right before the credits roll makes the whole movie come full circle. | DOOSKIDOOO | 696 | 696 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,280,117 | movies | ccvlzty |
Dude, spoiler alert! | whitecompass | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,309,343 | movies | ccvx46n |
Apparently everyone ever arrested needs a trial. | Shredder13 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,275,764 | conspiratard | 1ou13u |
Becaue constituatonal rights.. I know I've never technically read it, but It's in there somewhere right? | Biffingston | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,290,093 | conspiratard | ccvpbx5 |
Concorde taking off from Heathrow in the 70's | aeroengollie | 2,187 | 2,187 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,275,543 | pics | 1ou0ys |
Console Wars exclusive games comparison | mkbtam | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,275,241 | gaming | 1ou0rj |
What is the worst case of bad parenting you have ever seen? | muffinofear | 2,033 | 2,033 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,274,992 | AskReddit | 1ou0m7 |
Some of the best citizens of Australia live in Frankston. | ThisPlaceLooksCool | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,315,553 | AskReddit | ccvzdms |
I've posted this before but when I worked at a small independent pharmacy (read: not Walgreens, CVS etc) I watched two parents with their son pay for their OxyContins by emptying out his piggy bank on the counter in front of them. | Robinsta5967 | 405 | 405 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,280,944 | AskReddit | ccvm88r |
Yes, I'm sure he'll end up in a far better home after being put in the foster care system, since good people are soooo eager to foster kids over the age of 3, especially ones with special needs. | ringringbananalone | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,373,204 | AskReddit | ccwe99p |
I'm amazed they didn't rub his face in it..... | newDilly99 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,297,897 | AskReddit | ccvsgkz |
And because it's what we do best, we set up areas where you're not allowed to do it and called them "parks", so everyone can see what things are like when we're not doing that. | FormicaArchonis | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,282,192 | news | ccvml9u |
Muslim contributions to modern science | [deleted] | 114 | 114 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,273,550 | exmuslim | 1otztg |
Burn this infidel! | a_shootin_star | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,294,601 | exmuslim | ccvr3uh |
le trole master | 725_bengi | 270 | 270 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,273,334 | cringe | 1otzp4 |
I totally agree and that's why I'm going to make this a copypasta. | CringeBinger | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,330,425 | cringe | ccw4xqa |
So hardcore | Ivan_Of_Delta | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,301,876 | rage | ccvu73w |
It was probably created so that the trans-ethnics can claim stuff is being stolen from them. | SomeFrenchGuy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,336,062 | TumblrInAction | ccw6ea3 |
this picture tells the entire story of my experience with Simeon's high priority cars | tombola20 | 433 | 433 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,271,319 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1otyj9 |
Tesla founder Elon Musk buys James Bond's Lotus Esprit submarine car | mrstody | 152 | 152 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,271,104 | technology | 1otyej |
NO MORE | MrDyll | 171 | 171 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,269,641 | formula1 | 1otxmz |
Ping display in homepage Wouldn't it be nice if there was a place in the homepage where you could check your ping before actually entering a game? | magikarp64 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,269,600 | leagueoflegends | 1otxlz |
Wow, that's never been suggested before! | frothro | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,276,865 | leagueoflegends | ccvl8jz |
And Tony Romo is both overrated and underrated. | S1lv3rSmith | 827 | 827 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,272,480 | nfl | ccvkhcw |
where as Eli is just overrated | CyberPingu | 397 | 397 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,274,061 | nfl | ccvkq3f |
Sup? | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,280,661 | nfl | ccvm5aq |
so this guy tells me about my blue balls, asks me about delicious crab meat, then blocks me... WTF? | cassiem321 | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,269,135 | creepyPMs | 1otxe2 |
"girls are lucky" ummm yeah, we only bleed for days and have to give birth... sure blue balls may hurt, I don't have balls so I'm not gonna claim that they don't hurt.... but dude needs to just settle his pussy down, and jerk off. | [deleted] | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,272,381 | creepyPMs | ccvkgtq |
Also the fact that we're lucky because we get hit on by every dumbshit that overestimates their attractiveness. | hehehehohohohehehe | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,283,503 | creepyPMs | ccvn0cm |
"My ance low paying job and oversized ego is so hot ladies " | Vamking12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,311,913 | creepyPMs | ccvy2mg |
Ultra-Orthodox Jew beats boy, 7, for riding bicycle close to Shabbat | brainburger | 1,960 | 1,960 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,265,377 | atheism | 1otvik |
but don't criticize the guy for beating the kid, you know, unless you want to be called an anti-Semite | princetrunks | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,286,029 | atheism | ccvnur7 |
Daryl Dixon | JJ_808 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,264,930 | ImGoingToHellForThis | 1otvb8 |
First pig to fly, 1909 | [deleted] | 3,014 | 3,014 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,263,500 | aww | 1otuo8 |
Red Wings Disallowed goal - Mike Smith goes down | Stillflying | 157 | 157 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,263,158 | hockey | 1otuil |
He should have been sent off for concussion testing, that was a brutal shot to the head. | ar0b | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,286,104 | hockey | ccvnvqz |
Everyone knows that emotion is the opposite of logic and one cannot be simultaneously correct and emotional, *unless* that emotion is anger at a woman in which case it has been scientifically proven to kick the alpha STEM logic centers of the brain into overdrive. | m9lc9 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,302,046 | TheBluePill | ccvu9pv |
It's a little known but 100% factual biotruth that anger in men is a logical reaction to being around women and betas while anger in women is the result of their preci9us fee fees gettint bruised | TehNeko | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,326,945 | TheBluePill | ccw3pkd |
Woo me like a professional | creepmagnet2000 | 175 | 175 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,261,673 | creepyPMs | 1ottuf |
There's nothing more romantic than a condescending attitude the first time you meet someone. | AppleSpicer | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,290,493 | creepyPMs | ccvphjh |
How could you dislike Microsoft? | MasterRoshii | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,261,090 | dataisbeautiful | ccvj1in |
People do say good things about Win8 on reddit every now and then, despite being a MSFT product. | komradequestion | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,276,864 | dataisbeautiful | ccvl8jl |
Don't forget about Internet Explorer, it's the BEST browser out there! | godlyguitar | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,283,348 | dataisbeautiful | ccvmyj9 |
The overweight girl kinda ruins it. | ButItDidHappen | -18 | -18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,278,382 | Music | ccvlkaj |
Because appearance is what good music is about. | TickleTh1sElmo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,280,498 | Music | ccvm3p4 |
Prime Minister Tony Abbott joins Davidson Rural Fire Brigade to fight NSW bushfires | I_Am_Australia | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,258,025 | australia | 1ots0n |
I can admire all the RFS folk for what they do, but some people on social media make it sound like it makes him a great PM for doing it, which really pisses me off. | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,261,818 | australia | ccvj4tp |
What's the one sexual experience you regret the most? | ForWhomTheBoneBones | 332 | 332 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,255,471 | AskReddit | 1otqnr |
Might not have been your period...most girls bleed first time. | peebee1 | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,267,914 | AskReddit | ccvjv8b |
Not even close to most. | TwiZtah | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,286,738 | AskReddit | ccvo3kp |
You might not be doing it right | peebee1 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,292,177 | AskReddit | ccvq5fh |
If you want everyone to be equal stay as far away from me as possible | bigdick_muggle | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,255,143 | TumblrInAction | 1otqhm |
Impeccable argument, an absolutely flawless presentation of wit. | Monsterposter | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,266,738 | TumblrInAction | ccvjq5f |
Conditioning | streetyouth | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,254,096 | conspiracy | 1otpxf |
Yeah, because starting a shootout on little bus full of kids is probably a great idea. | loki1887 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,292,171 | conspiracy | ccvq5ch |
Bischu probably mad right now :3 | RilexHD | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,267,474 | leagueoflegends | ccvjtdr |
Yea, he learned a lot from a Silver 2 guy... | Vlatzko | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,276,747 | leagueoflegends | ccvl7mt |
Although it's just an example of the government deigning to 'give' us rights, there are a number of states with cottage food acts which allow certain kinds of foods to be produced and sold without the direct interference of some agency. | mation | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,278,478 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ccvll2w |
Nice to know some of them give us their permission. | PotatoBadger | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,289,825 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ccvp88s |
Upgrading the screen to 1080p, changing the camera, changing the color, adding a 2-stage kickstand, and changing the internal processor, yes, I'm sure all those Surface 2s are modified Surface RTs. | CKtalon | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,249,317 | Surface | ccvgzh6 |
New Australian government has begun rounding up pregnant asylum seekers and sending them offshore to Nauru | MeridianJP | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,248,259 | worldnews | 1otm5l |
What do you expect from those dirty *Australians* | Enjjoi | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,254,896 | worldnews | ccvi4cf |
The people can be mean. | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,247,106 | AskReddit | ccvgfgh |
You be quite right now or else ! | DerrickD26 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,248,663 | AskReddit | ccvgtun |
Found this at a bar in Thailand | Mokumer | 2,180 | 2,180 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,246,973 | WTF | 1otl8e |
Nah, they're talking about Africaman, Kenya's greatest superhero. | bassplaya07 | 539 | 539 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,247,909 | WTF | ccvgn2k |
You mean Obama right? | Zenitram | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,282,148 | WTF | ccvmksh |
O Baby | DroidsRugly | 1,662 | 1,662 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,246,721 | funny | 1otl0k |
Better visit 9gag then. | DroidsRugly | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,264,175 | funny | ccvjf6s |
I think my neighbors may have converted to the Epsilon Program. | blue_dakota | 112 | 112 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,245,571 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1otk1p |
What noobs, they could have [taken the 2 million instead] | Kodiak3393 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,272,502 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccvkhh6 |
New push in Israel for legal recognition of raped boys | johnmarkley | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,244,573 | MensRights | 1otj5r |
I don't get it either man | aliceismalice | 593 | 593 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,244,187 | cringepics | 1otitm |
What's worse is people actually liked the status. | Fusaah | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,261,842 | cringepics | ccvj4yc |
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