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probably people that understood the irony.. come on he just can't be serious | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,273,837 | cringepics | ccvkot2 |
Remembering Armenia | Jagodka | 412 | 412 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,243,687 | polandball | 1otidi |
Goalie scores with 0.1 seconds left | pernero | 2,881 | 2,881 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,241,863 | videos | 1otgo5 |
That was so disrespectful, Smith should have let Detroit score to make them feel better. | Polaris2246 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,283,496 | videos | ccvn09s |
As much as I would LOVE a revenge sweep, there is no way that is going to happen. | Evownz | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,254,145 | Cardinals | ccvhzoh |
In 2004, they swept a 105-win team. | evanb_ | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,282,019 | Cardinals | ccvmjfr |
East coast vs central.... Yeah that's going to happen. | MattAdams53 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,292,751 | Cardinals | ccvqdtc |
Just curious, which game has the biggest female esport scene? | off-season | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,242,957 | GlobalOffensive | ccvf7ge |
as someone who watches ALL LoL Esports there are no girls in that scene at all sure a lot of girls play the game but with 35 million+ players obviously that will be the fact | GG_YugiMutou | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,246,136 | GlobalOffensive | ccvg5s7 |
there are 0 pro female LoL players | GG_YugiMutou | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,246,761 | GlobalOffensive | ccvgc2e |
What about Team Siren? | emobaggage | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,248,475 | GlobalOffensive | ccvgs5w |
Reddit, what is the weirdest website you know? | ThinkBeDo | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,241,342 | AskReddit | 1otg4r |
Either [this](http://192.168.1.1/) or [this](http://192.168.0.1/) ^^^I ^^^^have ^^^^^hacked ^^^^you ^^^lolz | Nbrandwine | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,245,579 | AskReddit | ccvg03n |
FSU #5 destroys Clemson #3 51-14 on the road FSU goes up to 6-0, while Clemson falls to 6-1 | BunyipPouch | 509 | 509 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,241,290 | CFB | 1otg35 |
We have outscored ranked opponents 114-14 this year... | n1ffuM | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,242,184 | CFB | ccveyoo |
But we haven't played anybody! | MerryvilleBrother | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,258,517 | CFB | ccvioye |
as a zerg, definitely widow mines. | DrainBroke | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,241,577 | starcraft | ccverhd |
Hold your phone sideways! | mcketo9kc | 2,551 | 2,551 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,238,311 | videos | 1otd4c |
Every phone should give that exact warning when the user starts filming in portrait mode. | WunderBoss | 125 | 125 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,268,154 | videos | ccvjwaq |
Every camera should DISABLE video whenever it's turned vertical. | question_all_the_thi | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,272,084 | videos | ccvkf91 |
But, but... Vines! | JaspahX | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,280,533 | videos | ccvm41n |
Wotc should reprint Pyroblast. | Nsongster | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,244,194 | magicTCG | ccvflce |
Just imagine, if the CFB playoff was instituted this year, we'd be staring down the gullet of an Alabama, Oregon, FSU, and Ohio State playoff. | reloadingrevolution | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,250,552 | CFB | ccvh9ny |
Why OSU over an undefeated Baylor or Texas Tech? | MySubmissionAccount | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,276,608 | CFB | ccvl6mw |
mmmm.....see...KSU lost to NDSU, therefore having them on the schedule makes you not deserving to be in this conversation | ConstantRager17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,292,793 | CFB | ccvqeet |
How many SEC teams do you think will be in the top 25 on Monday? | ender23 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,237,260 | CFB | 1otc1q |
My parents think religion will get rid of my depression as well. | Skeeow | 252 | 252 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,247,546 | AdviceAnimals | ccvgjmh |
SF General Orderly walked over missing woman in stairwell a week before she was found dead | mlsb7 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,236,345 | news | 1otb3u |
Maybe that's the best case against Obamacare .. if that's the level of healthcare you can expect then maybe it's better to have no health insurance at all. | Billy_Lo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,276,607 | news | ccvl6mr |
What is the petition for? | -Cloud-chaser- | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,241,550 | battlefield_4 | ccver5i |
To get DICE to implement a Battlerecorder into BF4, if possible. | AquaGiant | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,247,246 | battlefield_4 | ccvggrn |
And what a loss that would be. | mimicthefrench | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,284,111 | battlefield_4 | ccvn7fx |
Seth Jones Game Winning Goal vs Montreal | KakunaUsedHarden | 187 | 187 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,235,978 | hockey | 1otar6 |
Lower Manhattan, Taken 1992 | mvl89 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,235,494 | CityPorn | 1ota9u |
#10 Baylor remains unbeaten with a 71-7 win over Iowa State | biggitio | 127 | 127 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,235,351 | CFB | 1ota43 |
Wow, their defense is really horrible, allowing 7 points. | carlosspicywe1ner | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,241,659 | CFB | ccvesfp |
Mexico drug lord shot dead by clown assassins - the eldest brother of Mexico's once powerful Arellano Felix drug cartel family was killed by gunmen dressed as clowns at a children's party, according to a Mexican investigator | [deleted] | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,235,312 | GunsAreCool | 1ota2s |
63, could have taken early retirement in the States. | jayond | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,283,357 | GunsAreCool | ccvmynb |
Women of reddit, whats one thing you just don't understand about men? | secret759 | 1,755 | 1,755 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,235,257 | AskReddit | 1ota15 |
Oh exactly, society started going downhill the second we allowed woman to show off their ankles in a slutty fashion | salami_inferno | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,428,838 | AskReddit | ccwz5ko |
Throwaway987656789 wrote: Is that an excuse for stealing and kidnapping? | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,251,464 | doublespeakprivilege | ccvhgtc |
reconrose wrote: Are anecdotes a good excuse to generalize an entire people? | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,252,125 | doublespeakprivilege | ccvhlqa |
Top Notch | karosene | 569 | 569 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,231,672 | PrettyGirls | 1ot6je |
Thats a guy from a teenage post hardcore band. | deville05 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,263,241 | PrettyGirls | ccvjb5v |
But if you're nidalee support then you should go ahead and build ap when you start getting kills | MatterStorm | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,242,934 | summonerschool | ccvf76e |
TIL Mitsubishi, which buys and sells 60% of the blue fin tuna market, is expanding it's freezing capacity so it can sell the tuna for "astronomical sums" upon impending extinction. | bellinghamsters | 1,292 | 1,292 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,399,534 | todayilearned | 1oxuvq |
Does Japan not have laws that protect threatened or endangered species? | pearson530 | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,401,522 | todayilearned | ccwqdjb |
Wouldn't it be more profitable for them, in the long run, to prevent tuna from going extinct? | QualityFlooring | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,407,724 | todayilearned | ccwt0xo |
Yes, most of the world economies are doing so well right now. | BaronvonBare | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,409,265 | todayilearned | ccwtnn7 |
Oregon Tea Party founder hasn't paid his mortgage in three years | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,397,935 | uspolitics | 1oxsrc |
This is what bootstraps and personal responsibility looks like | intentsman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,415,301 | uspolitics | ccww25f |
Too Much? | urmyfavoritecustomer | 200 | 200 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,397,682 | creepyPMs | 1oxse1 |
At least he apologized? | pumpkincat | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,408,137 | creepyPMs | ccwt6yu |
Because you know, a wink always gets someone wet! | Aerys1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,499 | creepyPMs | ccx368v |
Christian Extremist Judge sentences teen to 10 years MANDATORY Church sentence! | Kierwynn | 2,292 | 2,292 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,397,520 | atheism | 1oxs60 |
Right, like how making him convert to Christianity would be fine so long as the judge doesn't specify what kind of Christianity. | mindbleach | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,429,591 | atheism | ccwz9gq |
Bike Lanes, Or The Fascist Nightmare Destroying Kitsilano | sweetmeat | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,396,793 | vancouver | 1oxr5g |
We don't need another Big Dig, we need at-grade light rail that will run slower than car traffic! | BrokenByReddit | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,407,321 | vancouver | ccwsutt |
U should stop being a noon then | i_logged_in_2_say | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,443,368 | battlefield3 | ccx152r |
The Florida Gator band will play this song after big Kelvin Taylor plays as a memento to his father and Gator Great, Fred Taylor | R_Kelly_Loves_Whites | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,396,650 | CFB | 1oxqxq |
Fox News Used Fake Online Commenters to Counter Bad Publicity | ThouHastLostAn8th | 1,763 | 1,763 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,396,535 | politics | 1oxqrw |
They are going to need a shit ton of fake accounts to polish that pile o turd of a news station. | greg94080 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,404,837 | politics | ccwrrx8 |
Well if Mythbusters has taught me anything, you can polish a turd | animesekai | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,436,922 | politics | ccx06ud |
I'm waiting to see them pu lipstick on a pig next Now, that'd be quality entertainment | willcode4beer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,468,369 | politics | ccx9tkl |
stfu bot. | delphium226 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,426,003 | politics | ccwyp8m |
Japan keen to seal first trade deal with Tony Abbott | JGrobs | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,395,695 | australia | 1oxplo |
Fucking hell, sealing a trade deal with worlds 3rd largest economy, thanks tone way to ruin Australia | InnerCityTrendy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,406,743 | australia | ccwslqu |
29 Awesome GTA 5 Easter Eggs | KHDTX13 | 157 | 157 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,395,608 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1oxpgn |
My school emailed me this. | teuast | 218 | 218 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,395,553 | TumblrInAction | 1oxpdq |
Every time I see something comparing Trayvon Martin to Martin Luther King Jr., I rage. | laughingbandit | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,398,937 | TumblrInAction | ccwpbbq |
it's a little thing called "America Is Fucking Retarded" | OnlyRev0lutions | -26 | -26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,407,217 | TumblrInAction | ccwst6y |
Yeah defending yourself is so stupid, you should just sit there and take a life threatening beating. | Engineer_daddy91 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,407,428 | TumblrInAction | ccwswfj |
Ohio OKs Obamacare Medicaid expansion | idslfisher | 95 | 95 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,394,676 | politics | 1oxo4v |
Japan will shoot down foreign drones | unnamed_player | 3,249 | 3,249 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,393,191 | worldnews | 1oxm0n |
Correction japan will shoot down non US drones | TacoToucher | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,410,029 | worldnews | ccwtzbk |
Don't know if it's posted already but this is Stephane's response to the TotalBiscuit fiasco going on with Day One. | jibbs386 | 511 | 511 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,393,087 | gaming | 1oxlvp |
TB is in the US | vengefulriot | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,435,248 | gaming | ccwzzhh |
Yeah because if you're british but live in the us, then you are american. | Space_Dildo | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,436,050 | gaming | ccx02yu |
Del Mar, CA My dog Baron in the ocean. | Ruck1707 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,391,674 | pics | 1oxjsn |
Does this Smashbox BB Cream sample match my skin tone? | MangoThunder | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,390,967 | MakeupAddiction | 1oxisg |
It's snowing where you are? | pixie1818 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,400,443 | MakeupAddiction | ccwpxir |
No she just got an intense case of dandruff | pruplecat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,550,018 | MakeupAddiction | ccxzmt1 |
Yes, because we haven't done anything the past decade only because we haven't won a NCG | cmdrcaboose2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,411,367 | CFB | ccwujgm |
Because the federal reserve isn't a ponzi scheme, and the 300 billion dollar illicit market is trivial compared to the crime in Bitcoin. | alanX | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,416,645 | Economics | ccwwhvm |
Per league source: Redskins shopping Fred Davis | RamsesToo | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,389,428 | Redskins | 1oxghu |
like i said, Fred to Bills for Byrd | ignig | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,402,490 | Redskins | ccwqruf |
Sure, seems like a totally fair trade. | g55l555 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,402,904 | Redskins | ccwqy4g |
Graham Opposes Obamacare Because His 'Friend' Owns 52 Wendy's And Has To Insure Employees | EdwinParsons | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,389,392 | Liberal | 1oxgfq |
News flash to Sen Graham: if we had passed a single-payer plan, your business-owner friends wouldn't have to provide insurance for anybody. | kickstand | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,447,279 | Liberal | ccx1yf0 |
Tiger Woods disproves what one YouTuber thought was a glitch in the game Tiger Woods PGA tour '08 which allowed you to make a "Jesus shot" while standing on water. | DrMa | 2,423 | 2,423 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,387,626 | videos | 1oxdqj |
How the mighty tumble, must be cheaper to hire Tiger for a shoot than to fix the glitch. | collectiveindividual | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,407,114 | videos | ccwsrhg |
JABBER Make setting up Jabber not asspain. | KidKoma | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,387,344 | Bravenewbies | 1oxdba |
yea, if only someone would have a handy picture that could explain the whole process. | KhalduneRo | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,387,576 | Bravenewbies | ccwkg9l |
CNN Poll: 75% say most GOP in Congress don't deserve re-election | cameronj | 2,449 | 2,449 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,387,337 | politics | 1oxdax |
Except their own, GOP Congresscritter, who is A-OK, it's everyone else's congresscritter that is the problem. | TaylorS1986 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,411,862 | politics | ccwuqrj |
Rogers bill ruins credit rating of man who doesn't have Rogers account. | eyeofthestorm | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,386,662 | canada | 1oxc9g |
So long ad Rogers regrets it, it's all okay. | ReasonableUser | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,411,441 | canada | ccwukkd |
President Barack Obama leaps to aid fainting woman during speech on health care | AndrewHeard | 242 | 242 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,385,744 | UpliftingNews | 1oxaxg |
Achievement Hunter Weekly Update #184 (Week of October 21st, 2013) | RTBot | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,385,618 | roosterteeth | 1oxaqt |
I want to see Geoff play Naruto now, hes sooo hyped | NekoQT | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,386,424 | roosterteeth | ccwjxcl |
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