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probably people that understood the irony.. come on he just can't be serious
|
[deleted]
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,273,837 |
cringepics
|
ccvkot2
|
Remembering Armenia
|
Jagodka
| 412 | 412 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,243,687 |
polandball
|
1otidi
|
Goalie scores with 0.1 seconds left
|
pernero
| 2,881 | 2,881 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,241,863 |
videos
|
1otgo5
|
That was so disrespectful, Smith should have let Detroit score to make them feel better.
|
Polaris2246
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,283,496 |
videos
|
ccvn09s
|
As much as I would LOVE a revenge sweep, there is no way that is going to happen.
|
Evownz
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,254,145 |
Cardinals
|
ccvhzoh
|
In 2004, they swept a 105-win team.
|
evanb_
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,282,019 |
Cardinals
|
ccvmjfr
|
East coast vs central.... Yeah that's going to happen.
|
MattAdams53
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,292,751 |
Cardinals
|
ccvqdtc
|
Just curious, which game has the biggest female esport scene?
|
off-season
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,242,957 |
GlobalOffensive
|
ccvf7ge
|
as someone who watches ALL LoL Esports there are no girls in that scene at all sure a lot of girls play the game but with 35 million+ players obviously that will be the fact
|
GG_YugiMutou
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,246,136 |
GlobalOffensive
|
ccvg5s7
|
there are 0 pro female LoL players
|
GG_YugiMutou
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,246,761 |
GlobalOffensive
|
ccvgc2e
|
What about Team Siren?
|
emobaggage
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,248,475 |
GlobalOffensive
|
ccvgs5w
|
Reddit, what is the weirdest website you know?
|
ThinkBeDo
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,241,342 |
AskReddit
|
1otg4r
|
Either [this](http://192.168.1.1/) or [this](http://192.168.0.1/) ^^^I ^^^^have ^^^^^hacked ^^^^you ^^^lolz
|
Nbrandwine
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,245,579 |
AskReddit
|
ccvg03n
|
FSU #5 destroys Clemson #3 51-14 on the road FSU goes up to 6-0, while Clemson falls to 6-1
|
BunyipPouch
| 509 | 509 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,241,290 |
CFB
|
1otg35
|
We have outscored ranked opponents 114-14 this year...
|
n1ffuM
| 92 | 92 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,242,184 |
CFB
|
ccveyoo
|
But we haven't played anybody!
|
MerryvilleBrother
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,258,517 |
CFB
|
ccvioye
|
as a zerg, definitely widow mines.
|
DrainBroke
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,241,577 |
starcraft
|
ccverhd
|
Hold your phone sideways!
|
mcketo9kc
| 2,551 | 2,551 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,238,311 |
videos
|
1otd4c
|
Every phone should give that exact warning when the user starts filming in portrait mode.
|
WunderBoss
| 125 | 125 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,268,154 |
videos
|
ccvjwaq
|
Every camera should DISABLE video whenever it's turned vertical.
|
question_all_the_thi
| 66 | 66 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,272,084 |
videos
|
ccvkf91
|
But, but... Vines!
|
JaspahX
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,280,533 |
videos
|
ccvm41n
|
Wotc should reprint Pyroblast.
|
Nsongster
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,244,194 |
magicTCG
|
ccvflce
|
Just imagine, if the CFB playoff was instituted this year, we'd be staring down the gullet of an Alabama, Oregon, FSU, and Ohio State playoff.
|
reloadingrevolution
| 13 | 13 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,250,552 |
CFB
|
ccvh9ny
|
Why OSU over an undefeated Baylor or Texas Tech?
|
MySubmissionAccount
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,276,608 |
CFB
|
ccvl6mw
|
mmmm.....see...KSU lost to NDSU, therefore having them on the schedule makes you not deserving to be in this conversation
|
ConstantRager17
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,292,793 |
CFB
|
ccvqeet
|
How many SEC teams do you think will be in the top 25 on Monday?
|
ender23
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,237,260 |
CFB
|
1otc1q
|
My parents think religion will get rid of my depression as well.
|
Skeeow
| 252 | 252 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,247,546 |
AdviceAnimals
|
ccvgjmh
|
SF General Orderly walked over missing woman in stairwell a week before she was found dead
|
mlsb7
| 33 | 33 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,236,345 |
news
|
1otb3u
|
Maybe that's the best case against Obamacare .. if that's the level of healthcare you can expect then maybe it's better to have no health insurance at all.
|
Billy_Lo
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,276,607 |
news
|
ccvl6mr
|
What is the petition for?
|
-Cloud-chaser-
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,241,550 |
battlefield_4
|
ccver5i
|
To get DICE to implement a Battlerecorder into BF4, if possible.
|
AquaGiant
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,247,246 |
battlefield_4
|
ccvggrn
|
And what a loss that would be.
|
mimicthefrench
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,284,111 |
battlefield_4
|
ccvn7fx
|
Seth Jones Game Winning Goal vs Montreal
|
KakunaUsedHarden
| 187 | 187 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,235,978 |
hockey
|
1otar6
|
Lower Manhattan, Taken 1992
|
mvl89
| 36 | 36 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,235,494 |
CityPorn
|
1ota9u
|
#10 Baylor remains unbeaten with a 71-7 win over Iowa State
|
biggitio
| 127 | 127 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,235,351 |
CFB
|
1ota43
|
Wow, their defense is really horrible, allowing 7 points.
|
carlosspicywe1ner
| 27 | 27 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,241,659 |
CFB
|
ccvesfp
|
Mexico drug lord shot dead by clown assassins - the eldest brother of Mexico's once powerful Arellano Felix drug cartel family was killed by gunmen dressed as clowns at a children's party, according to a Mexican investigator
|
[deleted]
| 19 | 19 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,235,312 |
GunsAreCool
|
1ota2s
|
63, could have taken early retirement in the States.
|
jayond
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,283,357 |
GunsAreCool
|
ccvmynb
|
Women of reddit, whats one thing you just don't understand about men?
|
secret759
| 1,755 | 1,755 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,235,257 |
AskReddit
|
1ota15
|
Oh exactly, society started going downhill the second we allowed woman to show off their ankles in a slutty fashion
|
salami_inferno
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,428,838 |
AskReddit
|
ccwz5ko
|
Throwaway987656789 wrote: Is that an excuse for stealing and kidnapping?
|
pixis-4950
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,251,464 |
doublespeakprivilege
|
ccvhgtc
|
reconrose wrote: Are anecdotes a good excuse to generalize an entire people?
|
pixis-4950
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,252,125 |
doublespeakprivilege
|
ccvhlqa
|
Top Notch
|
karosene
| 569 | 569 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,231,672 |
PrettyGirls
|
1ot6je
|
Thats a guy from a teenage post hardcore band.
|
deville05
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,263,241 |
PrettyGirls
|
ccvjb5v
|
But if you're nidalee support then you should go ahead and build ap when you start getting kills
|
MatterStorm
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,242,934 |
summonerschool
|
ccvf76e
|
TIL Mitsubishi, which buys and sells 60% of the blue fin tuna market, is expanding it's freezing capacity so it can sell the tuna for "astronomical sums" upon impending extinction.
|
bellinghamsters
| 1,292 | 1,292 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,399,534 |
todayilearned
|
1oxuvq
|
Does Japan not have laws that protect threatened or endangered species?
|
pearson530
| 58 | 58 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,401,522 |
todayilearned
|
ccwqdjb
|
Wouldn't it be more profitable for them, in the long run, to prevent tuna from going extinct?
|
QualityFlooring
| 31 | 31 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,407,724 |
todayilearned
|
ccwt0xo
|
Yes, most of the world economies are doing so well right now.
|
BaronvonBare
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,409,265 |
todayilearned
|
ccwtnn7
|
Oregon Tea Party founder hasn't paid his mortgage in three years
|
[deleted]
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,397,935 |
uspolitics
|
1oxsrc
|
This is what bootstraps and personal responsibility looks like
|
intentsman
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,415,301 |
uspolitics
|
ccww25f
|
Too Much?
|
urmyfavoritecustomer
| 200 | 200 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,397,682 |
creepyPMs
|
1oxse1
|
At least he apologized?
|
pumpkincat
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,408,137 |
creepyPMs
|
ccwt6yu
|
Because you know, a wink always gets someone wet!
|
Aerys1
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,451,499 |
creepyPMs
|
ccx368v
|
Christian Extremist Judge sentences teen to 10 years MANDATORY Church sentence!
|
Kierwynn
| 2,292 | 2,292 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,397,520 |
atheism
|
1oxs60
|
Right, like how making him convert to Christianity would be fine so long as the judge doesn't specify what kind of Christianity.
|
mindbleach
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,429,591 |
atheism
|
ccwz9gq
|
Bike Lanes, Or The Fascist Nightmare Destroying Kitsilano
|
sweetmeat
| 61 | 61 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,396,793 |
vancouver
|
1oxr5g
|
We don't need another Big Dig, we need at-grade light rail that will run slower than car traffic!
|
BrokenByReddit
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,407,321 |
vancouver
|
ccwsutt
|
U should stop being a noon then
|
i_logged_in_2_say
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,443,368 |
battlefield3
|
ccx152r
|
The Florida Gator band will play this song after big Kelvin Taylor plays as a memento to his father and Gator Great, Fred Taylor
|
R_Kelly_Loves_Whites
| 45 | 45 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,396,650 |
CFB
|
1oxqxq
|
Fox News Used Fake Online Commenters to Counter Bad Publicity
|
ThouHastLostAn8th
| 1,763 | 1,763 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,396,535 |
politics
|
1oxqrw
|
They are going to need a shit ton of fake accounts to polish that pile o turd of a news station.
|
greg94080
| 23 | 23 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,404,837 |
politics
|
ccwrrx8
|
Well if Mythbusters has taught me anything, you can polish a turd
|
animesekai
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,436,922 |
politics
|
ccx06ud
|
I'm waiting to see them pu lipstick on a pig next Now, that'd be quality entertainment
|
willcode4beer
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,468,369 |
politics
|
ccx9tkl
|
stfu bot.
|
delphium226
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,426,003 |
politics
|
ccwyp8m
|
Japan keen to seal first trade deal with Tony Abbott
|
JGrobs
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,395,695 |
australia
|
1oxplo
|
Fucking hell, sealing a trade deal with worlds 3rd largest economy, thanks tone way to ruin Australia
|
InnerCityTrendy
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,406,743 |
australia
|
ccwslqu
|
29 Awesome GTA 5 Easter Eggs
|
KHDTX13
| 157 | 157 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,395,608 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
1oxpgn
|
My school emailed me this.
|
teuast
| 218 | 218 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,395,553 |
TumblrInAction
|
1oxpdq
|
Every time I see something comparing Trayvon Martin to Martin Luther King Jr., I rage.
|
laughingbandit
| 51 | 51 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,398,937 |
TumblrInAction
|
ccwpbbq
|
it's a little thing called "America Is Fucking Retarded"
|
OnlyRev0lutions
| -26 | -26 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,407,217 |
TumblrInAction
|
ccwst6y
|
Yeah defending yourself is so stupid, you should just sit there and take a life threatening beating.
|
Engineer_daddy91
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,407,428 |
TumblrInAction
|
ccwswfj
|
Ohio OKs Obamacare Medicaid expansion
|
idslfisher
| 95 | 95 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,394,676 |
politics
|
1oxo4v
|
Japan will shoot down foreign drones
|
unnamed_player
| 3,249 | 3,249 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,393,191 |
worldnews
|
1oxm0n
|
Correction japan will shoot down non US drones
|
TacoToucher
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,410,029 |
worldnews
|
ccwtzbk
|
Don't know if it's posted already but this is Stephane's response to the TotalBiscuit fiasco going on with Day One.
|
jibbs386
| 511 | 511 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,393,087 |
gaming
|
1oxlvp
|
TB is in the US
|
vengefulriot
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,435,248 |
gaming
|
ccwzzhh
|
Yeah because if you're british but live in the us, then you are american.
|
Space_Dildo
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,436,050 |
gaming
|
ccx02yu
|
Del Mar, CA My dog Baron in the ocean.
|
Ruck1707
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,391,674 |
pics
|
1oxjsn
|
Does this Smashbox BB Cream sample match my skin tone?
|
MangoThunder
| 27 | 27 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,390,967 |
MakeupAddiction
|
1oxisg
|
It's snowing where you are?
|
pixie1818
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,400,443 |
MakeupAddiction
|
ccwpxir
|
No she just got an intense case of dandruff
|
pruplecat
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,550,018 |
MakeupAddiction
|
ccxzmt1
|
Yes, because we haven't done anything the past decade only because we haven't won a NCG
|
cmdrcaboose2
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,411,367 |
CFB
|
ccwujgm
|
Because the federal reserve isn't a ponzi scheme, and the 300 billion dollar illicit market is trivial compared to the crime in Bitcoin.
|
alanX
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,416,645 |
Economics
|
ccwwhvm
|
Per league source: Redskins shopping Fred Davis
|
RamsesToo
| 18 | 18 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,389,428 |
Redskins
|
1oxghu
|
like i said, Fred to Bills for Byrd
|
ignig
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,402,490 |
Redskins
|
ccwqruf
|
Sure, seems like a totally fair trade.
|
g55l555
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,402,904 |
Redskins
|
ccwqy4g
|
Graham Opposes Obamacare Because His 'Friend' Owns 52 Wendy's And Has To Insure Employees
|
EdwinParsons
| 59 | 59 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,389,392 |
Liberal
|
1oxgfq
|
News flash to Sen Graham: if we had passed a single-payer plan, your business-owner friends wouldn't have to provide insurance for anybody.
|
kickstand
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,447,279 |
Liberal
|
ccx1yf0
|
Tiger Woods disproves what one YouTuber thought was a glitch in the game Tiger Woods PGA tour '08 which allowed you to make a "Jesus shot" while standing on water.
|
DrMa
| 2,423 | 2,423 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,387,626 |
videos
|
1oxdqj
|
How the mighty tumble, must be cheaper to hire Tiger for a shoot than to fix the glitch.
|
collectiveindividual
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,407,114 |
videos
|
ccwsrhg
|
JABBER Make setting up Jabber not asspain.
|
KidKoma
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,387,344 |
Bravenewbies
|
1oxdba
|
yea, if only someone would have a handy picture that could explain the whole process.
|
KhalduneRo
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,387,576 |
Bravenewbies
|
ccwkg9l
|
CNN Poll: 75% say most GOP in Congress don't deserve re-election
|
cameronj
| 2,449 | 2,449 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,387,337 |
politics
|
1oxdax
|
Except their own, GOP Congresscritter, who is A-OK, it's everyone else's congresscritter that is the problem.
|
TaylorS1986
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,411,862 |
politics
|
ccwuqrj
|
Rogers bill ruins credit rating of man who doesn't have Rogers account.
|
eyeofthestorm
| 86 | 86 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,386,662 |
canada
|
1oxc9g
|
So long ad Rogers regrets it, it's all okay.
|
ReasonableUser
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,411,441 |
canada
|
ccwukkd
|
President Barack Obama leaps to aid fainting woman during speech on health care
|
AndrewHeard
| 242 | 242 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,385,744 |
UpliftingNews
|
1oxaxg
|
Achievement Hunter Weekly Update #184 (Week of October 21st, 2013)
|
RTBot
| 28 | 28 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,385,618 |
roosterteeth
|
1oxaqt
|
I want to see Geoff play Naruto now, hes sooo hyped
|
NekoQT
| -7 | -7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,386,424 |
roosterteeth
|
ccwjxcl
|
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