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What is your ultimate sexual fantasy?
|
naker_virus
| 236 | 236 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,365,761 |
AskMen
|
1owihp
|
Plus you have twice the amount of possible sex partners!
|
clooneytoons
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,453,210 |
AskMen
|
ccx3qxp
|
The Tigers can't be seriously willing to trade Max Scherzer can they?
|
trueslicky
| 57 | 57 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,365,121 |
baseball
|
1owhrv
|
Man, fuck Scott Boras.
|
Shawn5961
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,370,383 |
baseball
|
ccwd5r6
|
Yeah, fuck him for getting himself 5-10% and guaranteeing his player a long contract with plenty of cash as opposed to helping out those poor owners and their shallow, shallow pockets.
|
ishitexcellence
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,376,003 |
baseball
|
ccwfess
|
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
|
[deleted]
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,364,979 |
funny
|
1owhm8
|
Counterfeiting just got easier muahahaha
|
heisenblergh
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,365,375 |
funny
|
ccwbf00
|
They are partnering with microsoft to remove Wordart from all current and future versions of office.
|
MadLintElf
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,366,441 |
funny
|
ccwbrmc
|
GTAV Mythbusters Episode 5!
|
MrKyew
| 696 | 696 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,364,398 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
1owgz2
|
[The first one was similar to what you do in the final heist of the story except that the trucks were in motion.]
|
THE3RDTRAINER
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,369,877 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
ccwcz2z
|
Leyland to step down.
|
secreted_uranus
| 563 | 563 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,363,594 |
baseball
|
1owg2f
|
Leyland is so old school he shits Ty Cobb
|
RickWilkins1993
| 83 | 83 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,364,389 |
baseball
|
ccwb48j
|
It's funny actually, the way he sets his lineup and uses his bullpen, he's far more comparable to those who use Sabermetrics in determining things.
|
The_Moustache
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,366,789 |
baseball
|
ccwbvwx
|
How can we call old school with a 5 man rotation.
|
t_base
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,371,965 |
baseball
|
ccwdrdg
|
Suuuure, that's why you were rooting for Detroit
|
13143
| 17 | 17 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,376,954 |
baseball
|
ccwft0t
|
After Glitches, Can The White House Still Hit Its Obamacare Goal?
|
defiance666
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,363,202 |
politics
|
1owfn7
|
Yes and anyone who would suggest otherwise is clearly a racist, inbred, retard.
|
tnelsen
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,373,577 |
politics
|
ccweert
|
My s2000 :)
|
chaoz102
| 90 | 90 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,363,132 |
Honda
|
1owfki
|
I think you need some more stickers to go with your hella flush.
|
lvlobius1
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,369,434 |
Honda
|
ccwct9s
|
*sigh*
|
indiceiris
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,363,046 |
Tribes
|
1owfh3
|
In China, victory for wildlife conservation as citizens persuaded to give up shark fin soup
|
agataz
| 174 | 174 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,362,983 |
environment
|
1owfeq
|
yes i am sure that this will completely end the black market for shark fins and they will continue to follow international protocol and stop this horrible practice and trade
|
patton66
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,378,660 |
environment
|
ccwgiz6
|
Like he even benched Ridley after pollard mAde him fumble in the playoffs
|
BumbleSteez
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,372,494 |
fantasyfootball
|
ccwdyvc
|
New CNN poll: 54% say Republican control of House is bad for country.
|
AltThink
| 451 | 451 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,361,259 |
politics
|
1owdq8
|
100% of polls are bullshit
|
BudKindly
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,387,232 |
politics
|
ccwkam3
|
Like all those stupid polls that showed Obama ahead of Romney when everyone knew from Fox and Rush that Mitt was way ahead.
|
eliteliberal
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,390,003 |
politics
|
ccwljw5
|
TIL men are 35% more likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than a woman is to be diagnosed with breast cancer.
|
dontknowwheretobegin
| 2,710 | 2,710 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,360,639 |
todayilearned
|
1owd6p
|
Ya but Susan g. hasn't monetized prostate cancer yet
|
Xzachtheman
| 1,652 | 1,652 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,362,484 |
todayilearned
|
ccwal1o
|
At least I still have my cis-male privilege
|
tacky_polymerase
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,372,926 |
todayilearned
|
ccwe53f
|
Apparently if the Nazis had won the war, and fed Mengele enough jews he would have cured Cancer.
|
yeahnahteambalance
| 15 | 15 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,402,435 |
badhistory
|
ccwqqzv
|
You Only Live 1s
|
Fluffy_Panda1729
| 2,642 | 2,642 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,359,496 |
cringepics
|
1owc6s
|
Porn and McDonald's
|
ani625
| 1,342 | 1,342 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,359,411 |
funny
|
1owc4c
|
Oh, good thing there's a loop of her talking for half a second, otherwise I might not understand what was going on.
|
zaponator
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,372,357 |
funny
|
ccwdwvn
|
What is the most un-explainable thing you've ever personally witnessed?
|
bassistmuzikman
| 859 | 859 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,359,388 |
AskReddit
|
1owc3l
|
I saw the DVD logo hit the corner of the screen.
|
StickleyMan
| 189 | 189 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,361,355 |
AskReddit
|
ccwaay4
|
Yea, sure and I once cancelled a printer job successfully.
|
torrus
| 345 | 345 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,365,879 |
AskReddit
|
ccwbku0
|
"Stop resisting!"
|
SinisterWaffles
| 1,840 | 1,840 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,359,263 |
gifs
|
1owbzs
|
Yeah, because the US obeys international treaties.
|
Mambo_5
| -14 | -14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,361,843 |
todayilearned
|
ccwaf84
|
Homer bias aside, I think 25-0 is more impressive than what would be 16-0.
|
[deleted]
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,358,357 |
CFB
|
ccw9nse
|
So you think previous years should count toward this year?
|
ExternalTangents
| 18 | 18 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,358,798 |
CFB
|
ccw9qu9
|
American food stamp benefits to be cut before holidays
|
Hanginon
| 2,544 | 2,544 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,358,093 |
news
|
1owb0h
|
Good & Plenty in the middle of the picture will do just fine eating $37 less food a month.
|
StonedCEO
| -20 | -20 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,358,451 |
news
|
ccw9ofy
|
I pay about $1.60 a lb for boneless chicken breast.
|
StonedCEO
| -7 | -7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,361,814 |
news
|
ccwaexx
|
Do you think that every family lives in a place where food costs are that low?
|
JimmyGroove
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,362,113 |
news
|
ccwahmd
|
Minimum wage isn't meant to support s family
|
kbrien23
| 17 | 17 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,368,170 |
news
|
ccwccys
|
As a taxpayer I thank you for your prudence.
|
puttyarrowbro
| 188 | 188 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,370,952 |
news
|
ccwddm6
|
Yeah because if he spends less the government will surely pass the savings onto the average taxpayer by reducing taxes.
|
BlakesUsername
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,391,930 |
news
|
ccwme99
|
This clip should be played at every cinema
|
[deleted]
| 146 | 146 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,357,554 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
1owal5
|
Also the trailer that plays before [Meltdown]
|
Sugreev2001
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,365,156 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
ccwbcjv
|
Shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality in the bible..
|
gem-patricia_PATD
| 3,327 | 3,327 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,367,662 |
AskReddit
|
ccwc6se
|
Very few people understand that the holy texts are largely survival guides with the backing of the fear of god.
|
Mustangarrett
| 309 | 309 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,377,673 |
AskReddit
|
ccwg3yi
|
How does coveting my neighbor's ass contribute to my survival?
|
blue_27
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,393,207 |
AskReddit
|
ccwmy0j
|
Same Sex Marriage Now Legal in New Jersey
|
SkyFall0007
| 2,305 | 2,305 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,357,420 |
politics
|
1owahs
|
the horrors of treating people with respect, oh how far we have fallen.
|
Pixelwizard92
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,414,221 |
politics
|
ccwvo91
|
Poachers kill 300 Zimbabwe elephants with cyanide
|
Smithman
| 3,356 | 3,356 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,356,768 |
worldnews
|
1owa04
|
African Logic.
|
[deleted]
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,381,561 |
worldnews
|
ccwhr3d
|
Yes, because ecosystemic destruction is unique to Africa.
|
thepwnguin
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,383,855 |
worldnews
|
ccwirf4
|
Lovely example they're setting for their kids, isn't it?
|
Stephen1986UK
| -3 | -3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,357,508 |
rage
|
ccw9hw4
|
Operation Future: Barcelona monitor Gundogan, Wilshere and Koke as they search for the heirs to Xavi and Iniesta
|
Shareh
| 19 | 19 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,355,602 |
soccer
|
1ow95t
|
"Well, thiago definitely isn't the one"
|
coochmuncher69
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,360,314 |
soccer
|
ccwa29q
|
The Daily Dot - Worst virus ever locks your files, demands Bitcoin ransom
|
rishabjain
| 1,229 | 1,229 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,354,447 |
technology
|
1ow8fl
|
I am on a Mac, this cannot happen to me.
|
Azzeez
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,410,519 |
technology
|
ccwu6ss
|
David Suzuki tops list of most admired Canadians in new poll
|
Harvo
| 428 | 428 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,353,718 |
canada
|
1ow7xq
|
And then steam shot out of Ezra Levant's ears.
|
canadasecond
| 72 | 72 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,364,687 |
canada
|
ccwb7dn
|
Yeah, sometimes it is hard to believe that not everyone on Reddit thinks the exact same way.
|
Polymarchos
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,377,252 |
canada
|
ccwfxjh
|
iPhone retina display + Oculus lenses = way better than actual OculusVR Dev Hardware
|
iaDRM
| 163 | 163 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,353,649 |
gaming
|
1ow7wa
|
TIL that the iPhone has an "HD" display.
|
justin_memer
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,375,421 |
gaming
|
ccwf62e
|
[GIT GUD]
|
ummmmm_yeah
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,387,407 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
ccwkdha
|
Today's KitKat clue
|
rusiak
| 200 | 200 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,349,862 |
Android
|
1ow5jr
|
"An Afghan army special forces commander has defected to an insurgent group allied with the Taliban in a Humvee truck packed with his team's guns and high-tech equipment, officials in the eastern Kunar province said on Sunday."
|
togotme429
| 360 | 360 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,349,782 |
worldnews
|
1ow5ih
|
iOS connection to remote database - Any APIs for it?
|
[deleted]
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,348,726 |
Database
|
1ow4x0
|
*throws pie at own face*
|
AfterlifeJaunte
| 299 | 299 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,347,852 |
cringepics
|
1ow4g8
|
Doesnt look to be made of metal also doesnt look like a punk
|
thegreatbrah
| 18 | 18 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,364,836 |
cringepics
|
ccwb91b
|
That's why we love Russian...Medical Record
|
Dinolee
| 2,452 | 2,452 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,345,871 |
WTF
|
1ow3dx
|
I thought posting personal information was against the rules, as I can CLEARLY see all of their info and medical records
|
dancinhmr
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,366,372 |
WTF
|
ccwbqsx
|
Minecraft mod incorporates quantum physics into gameplay
|
NunFur
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,345,800 |
gamernews
|
1ow3cc
|
Time to make a minecraft AFM?
|
osvg
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,375,470 |
gamernews
|
ccwf6ry
|
Wow, so insightful.
|
PotatoBadger
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,344,579 |
Bitcoin
|
ccw7sre
|
Yes, because giving griefers free range by taking out the one method of avoiding them is definitely the less of two evils.
|
seeceejayrun
| -5 | -5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,348,754 |
gtaonline
|
ccw8aub
|
Report: Jazz in talks to give Gordon Hayward 8-figure a year extension
|
thatdudecalledZZ
| 80 | 80 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,340,926 |
nba
|
1ow0j6
|
Jabari Parker would be absolutely perfect for the Jazz.
|
sptagnew
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,389,199 |
nba
|
ccwl735
|
Nah waaayyy too many off court distractions in Utah for Jabari
|
nocioniisgod
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,418,386 |
nba
|
ccwx0h7
|
"lately" - lol
|
[deleted]
| 1,061 | 1,061 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,341,990 |
worldnews
|
ccw7g12
|
He just started reading the news
|
why_downvote_facts
| 386 | 386 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,344,009 |
worldnews
|
ccw7q69
|
What I like about Lumiose City's museum
|
howelllawson
| 1,600 | 1,600 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,334,256 |
pokemon
|
1ovvmm
|
Whoa, they made cards based off of the paintings in the game already?
|
Fizzay
| 171 | 171 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,336,684 |
pokemon
|
ccw6ixu
|
We are all gamers, we want to survive, so listen to this.
|
CaptainJubbJubb
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,334,102 |
gaming
|
1ovvgz
|
This isn't on the front page or anything already
|
Con0rr
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,339,580 |
gaming
|
ccw72dm
|
Colts Kicker crushes the returner Trindon Holliday out of bounds
|
freudian_nipple_slip
| 25 | 25 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,332,680 |
HighlightGIFS
|
1ovu84
|
Ejection: targeting!
|
holliniv
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,398,718 |
HighlightGIFS
|
ccwp815
|
Polt's Widow Mines vs ByuL game five
|
nice_username
| 376 | 376 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,332,207 |
starcraft
|
1ovts3
|
If only ByuL wasn't engaging like that and had just sacced a few lings to detonate the mines, that would have done... oh wait absolutely nothing.... widow mine nice unit.. sorry guys i'm sad
|
kotsosh
| -6 | -6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,334,173 |
starcraft
|
ccw5yo4
|
Big Magic Ball
|
WeAreWonderfulNow
| 46 | 46 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,330,730 |
woahdude
|
1ovsc1
|
this looks fake
|
crystalmathematics
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,398,359 |
woahdude
|
ccwp2pq
|
Got to see a One at the Microsoft store... Its a sexy sexy machine.
|
Buns_A_Glazing
| 67 | 67 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,329,987 |
xboxone
|
1ovrku
|
Why not ask for them to put Tanks and Vehicles into the game on your next post?
|
BillyHoWCR
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,339,038 |
battlefield_4
|
ccw6z15
|
Hes an oilers fan... Theres no fun in watching his team play so hes just going to talk through his ass for entertainment.
|
KKKFC
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,329,522 |
hockey
|
ccw4nc7
|
R/glitchinthematrix
|
Jelway723
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,352,077 |
mildlyinteresting
|
ccw8oyj
|
Most 'feminists' don't have the slightest clue of what they're talking about.
|
[deleted]
| 867 | 867 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,324,359 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1ovl9l
|
I think my irony meter just exploded.
|
[deleted]
| 51 | 51 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,323,999 |
conspiratard
|
1ovkua
|
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