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What is your ultimate sexual fantasy?
naker_virus
236
236
0
2013-10
1,382,365,761
AskMen
1owihp
Plus you have twice the amount of possible sex partners!
clooneytoons
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,453,210
AskMen
ccx3qxp
The Tigers can't be seriously willing to trade Max Scherzer can they?
trueslicky
57
57
0
2013-10
1,382,365,121
baseball
1owhrv
Man, fuck Scott Boras.
Shawn5961
14
14
0
2013-10
1,382,370,383
baseball
ccwd5r6
Yeah, fuck him for getting himself 5-10% and guaranteeing his player a long contract with plenty of cash as opposed to helping out those poor owners and their shallow, shallow pockets.
ishitexcellence
20
20
0
2013-10
1,382,376,003
baseball
ccwfess
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
[deleted]
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,364,979
funny
1owhm8
Counterfeiting just got easier muahahaha
heisenblergh
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,365,375
funny
ccwbf00
They are partnering with microsoft to remove Wordart from all current and future versions of office.
MadLintElf
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,366,441
funny
ccwbrmc
GTAV Mythbusters Episode 5!
MrKyew
696
696
0
2013-10
1,382,364,398
GrandTheftAutoV
1owgz2
[The first one was similar to what you do in the final heist of the story except that the trucks were in motion.]
THE3RDTRAINER
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,369,877
GrandTheftAutoV
ccwcz2z
Leyland to step down.
secreted_uranus
563
563
0
2013-10
1,382,363,594
baseball
1owg2f
Leyland is so old school he shits Ty Cobb
RickWilkins1993
83
83
0
2013-10
1,382,364,389
baseball
ccwb48j
It's funny actually, the way he sets his lineup and uses his bullpen, he's far more comparable to those who use Sabermetrics in determining things.
The_Moustache
14
14
0
2013-10
1,382,366,789
baseball
ccwbvwx
How can we call old school with a 5 man rotation.
t_base
8
8
0
2013-10
1,382,371,965
baseball
ccwdrdg
Suuuure, that's why you were rooting for Detroit
13143
17
17
0
2013-10
1,382,376,954
baseball
ccwft0t
After Glitches, Can The White House Still Hit Its Obamacare Goal?
defiance666
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,363,202
politics
1owfn7
Yes and anyone who would suggest otherwise is clearly a racist, inbred, retard.
tnelsen
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,373,577
politics
ccweert
My s2000 :)
chaoz102
90
90
0
2013-10
1,382,363,132
Honda
1owfki
I think you need some more stickers to go with your hella flush.
lvlobius1
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,369,434
Honda
ccwct9s
*sigh*
indiceiris
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,363,046
Tribes
1owfh3
In China, victory for wildlife conservation as citizens persuaded to give up shark fin soup
agataz
174
174
0
2013-10
1,382,362,983
environment
1owfeq
yes i am sure that this will completely end the black market for shark fins and they will continue to follow international protocol and stop this horrible practice and trade
patton66
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,378,660
environment
ccwgiz6
Like he even benched Ridley after pollard mAde him fumble in the playoffs
BumbleSteez
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,372,494
fantasyfootball
ccwdyvc
New CNN poll: 54% say Republican control of House is bad for country.
AltThink
451
451
0
2013-10
1,382,361,259
politics
1owdq8
100% of polls are bullshit
BudKindly
-2
-2
0
2013-10
1,382,387,232
politics
ccwkam3
Like all those stupid polls that showed Obama ahead of Romney when everyone knew from Fox and Rush that Mitt was way ahead.
eliteliberal
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,390,003
politics
ccwljw5
TIL men are 35% more likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than a woman is to be diagnosed with breast cancer.
dontknowwheretobegin
2,710
2,710
0
2013-10
1,382,360,639
todayilearned
1owd6p
Ya but Susan g. hasn't monetized prostate cancer yet
Xzachtheman
1,652
1,652
0
2013-10
1,382,362,484
todayilearned
ccwal1o
At least I still have my cis-male privilege
tacky_polymerase
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,372,926
todayilearned
ccwe53f
Apparently if the Nazis had won the war, and fed Mengele enough jews he would have cured Cancer.
yeahnahteambalance
15
15
0
2013-10
1,382,402,435
badhistory
ccwqqzv
You Only Live 1s
Fluffy_Panda1729
2,642
2,642
0
2013-10
1,382,359,496
cringepics
1owc6s
Porn and McDonald's
ani625
1,342
1,342
0
2013-10
1,382,359,411
funny
1owc4c
Oh, good thing there's a loop of her talking for half a second, otherwise I might not understand what was going on.
zaponator
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,372,357
funny
ccwdwvn
What is the most un-explainable thing you've ever personally witnessed?
bassistmuzikman
859
859
0
2013-10
1,382,359,388
AskReddit
1owc3l
I saw the DVD logo hit the corner of the screen.
StickleyMan
189
189
0
2013-10
1,382,361,355
AskReddit
ccwaay4
Yea, sure and I once cancelled a printer job successfully.
torrus
345
345
0
2013-10
1,382,365,879
AskReddit
ccwbku0
"Stop resisting!"
SinisterWaffles
1,840
1,840
0
2013-10
1,382,359,263
gifs
1owbzs
Yeah, because the US obeys international treaties.
Mambo_5
-14
-14
0
2013-10
1,382,361,843
todayilearned
ccwaf84
Homer bias aside, I think 25-0 is more impressive than what would be 16-0.
[deleted]
-4
-4
0
2013-10
1,382,358,357
CFB
ccw9nse
So you think previous years should count toward this year?
ExternalTangents
18
18
0
2013-10
1,382,358,798
CFB
ccw9qu9
American food stamp benefits to be cut before holidays
Hanginon
2,544
2,544
0
2013-10
1,382,358,093
news
1owb0h
Good & Plenty in the middle of the picture will do just fine eating $37 less food a month.
StonedCEO
-20
-20
0
2013-10
1,382,358,451
news
ccw9ofy
I pay about $1.60 a lb for boneless chicken breast.
StonedCEO
-7
-7
0
2013-10
1,382,361,814
news
ccwaexx
Do you think that every family lives in a place where food costs are that low?
JimmyGroove
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,362,113
news
ccwahmd
Minimum wage isn't meant to support s family
kbrien23
17
17
0
2013-10
1,382,368,170
news
ccwccys
As a taxpayer I thank you for your prudence.
puttyarrowbro
188
188
0
2013-10
1,382,370,952
news
ccwddm6
Yeah because if he spends less the government will surely pass the savings onto the average taxpayer by reducing taxes.
BlakesUsername
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,391,930
news
ccwme99
This clip should be played at every cinema
[deleted]
146
146
0
2013-10
1,382,357,554
GrandTheftAutoV
1owal5
Also the trailer that plays before [Meltdown]
Sugreev2001
6
6
0
2013-10
1,382,365,156
GrandTheftAutoV
ccwbcjv
Shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality in the bible..
gem-patricia_PATD
3,327
3,327
0
2013-10
1,382,367,662
AskReddit
ccwc6se
Very few people understand that the holy texts are largely survival guides with the backing of the fear of god.
Mustangarrett
309
309
0
2013-10
1,382,377,673
AskReddit
ccwg3yi
How does coveting my neighbor's ass contribute to my survival?
blue_27
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,393,207
AskReddit
ccwmy0j
Same Sex Marriage Now Legal in New Jersey
SkyFall0007
2,305
2,305
0
2013-10
1,382,357,420
politics
1owahs
the horrors of treating people with respect, oh how far we have fallen.
Pixelwizard92
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,414,221
politics
ccwvo91
Poachers kill 300 Zimbabwe elephants with cyanide
Smithman
3,356
3,356
0
2013-10
1,382,356,768
worldnews
1owa04
African Logic.
[deleted]
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,381,561
worldnews
ccwhr3d
Yes, because ecosystemic destruction is unique to Africa.
thepwnguin
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,383,855
worldnews
ccwirf4
Lovely example they're setting for their kids, isn't it?
Stephen1986UK
-3
-3
0
2013-10
1,382,357,508
rage
ccw9hw4
Operation Future: Barcelona monitor Gundogan, Wilshere and Koke as they search for the heirs to Xavi and Iniesta
Shareh
19
19
0
2013-10
1,382,355,602
soccer
1ow95t
"Well, thiago definitely isn't the one"
coochmuncher69
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,360,314
soccer
ccwa29q
The Daily Dot - Worst virus ever locks your files, demands Bitcoin ransom
rishabjain
1,229
1,229
0
2013-10
1,382,354,447
technology
1ow8fl
I am on a Mac, this cannot happen to me.
Azzeez
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,410,519
technology
ccwu6ss
David Suzuki tops list of most admired Canadians in new poll
Harvo
428
428
0
2013-10
1,382,353,718
canada
1ow7xq
And then steam shot out of Ezra Levant's ears.
canadasecond
72
72
0
2013-10
1,382,364,687
canada
ccwb7dn
Yeah, sometimes it is hard to believe that not everyone on Reddit thinks the exact same way.
Polymarchos
12
12
0
2013-10
1,382,377,252
canada
ccwfxjh
iPhone retina display + Oculus lenses = way better than actual OculusVR Dev Hardware
iaDRM
163
163
0
2013-10
1,382,353,649
gaming
1ow7wa
TIL that the iPhone has an "HD" display.
justin_memer
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,375,421
gaming
ccwf62e
[GIT GUD]
ummmmm_yeah
-1
-1
0
2013-10
1,382,387,407
GrandTheftAutoV
ccwkdha
Today's KitKat clue
rusiak
200
200
0
2013-10
1,382,349,862
Android
1ow5jr
"An Afghan army special forces commander has defected to an insurgent group allied with the Taliban in a Humvee truck packed with his team's guns and high-tech equipment, officials in the eastern Kunar province said on Sunday."
togotme429
360
360
0
2013-10
1,382,349,782
worldnews
1ow5ih
iOS connection to remote database - Any APIs for it?
[deleted]
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,348,726
Database
1ow4x0
*throws pie at own face*
AfterlifeJaunte
299
299
0
2013-10
1,382,347,852
cringepics
1ow4g8
Doesnt look to be made of metal also doesnt look like a punk
thegreatbrah
18
18
0
2013-10
1,382,364,836
cringepics
ccwb91b
That's why we love Russian...Medical Record
Dinolee
2,452
2,452
0
2013-10
1,382,345,871
WTF
1ow3dx
I thought posting personal information was against the rules, as I can CLEARLY see all of their info and medical records
dancinhmr
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,366,372
WTF
ccwbqsx
Minecraft mod incorporates quantum physics into gameplay
NunFur
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,345,800
gamernews
1ow3cc
Time to make a minecraft AFM?
osvg
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,375,470
gamernews
ccwf6ry
Wow, so insightful.
PotatoBadger
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,344,579
Bitcoin
ccw7sre
Yes, because giving griefers free range by taking out the one method of avoiding them is definitely the less of two evils.
seeceejayrun
-5
-5
0
2013-10
1,382,348,754
gtaonline
ccw8aub
Report: Jazz in talks to give Gordon Hayward 8-figure a year extension
thatdudecalledZZ
80
80
0
2013-10
1,382,340,926
nba
1ow0j6
Jabari Parker would be absolutely perfect for the Jazz.
sptagnew
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,389,199
nba
ccwl735
Nah waaayyy too many off court distractions in Utah for Jabari
nocioniisgod
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,418,386
nba
ccwx0h7
"lately" - lol
[deleted]
1,061
1,061
0
2013-10
1,382,341,990
worldnews
ccw7g12
He just started reading the news
why_downvote_facts
386
386
0
2013-10
1,382,344,009
worldnews
ccw7q69
What I like about Lumiose City's museum
howelllawson
1,600
1,600
0
2013-10
1,382,334,256
pokemon
1ovvmm
Whoa, they made cards based off of the paintings in the game already?
Fizzay
171
171
0
2013-10
1,382,336,684
pokemon
ccw6ixu
We are all gamers, we want to survive, so listen to this.
CaptainJubbJubb
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,334,102
gaming
1ovvgz
This isn't on the front page or anything already
Con0rr
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,339,580
gaming
ccw72dm
Colts Kicker crushes the returner Trindon Holliday out of bounds
freudian_nipple_slip
25
25
0
2013-10
1,382,332,680
HighlightGIFS
1ovu84
Ejection: targeting!
holliniv
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,398,718
HighlightGIFS
ccwp815
Polt's Widow Mines vs ByuL game five
nice_username
376
376
0
2013-10
1,382,332,207
starcraft
1ovts3
If only ByuL wasn't engaging like that and had just sacced a few lings to detonate the mines, that would have done... oh wait absolutely nothing.... widow mine nice unit.. sorry guys i'm sad
kotsosh
-6
-6
0
2013-10
1,382,334,173
starcraft
ccw5yo4
Big Magic Ball
WeAreWonderfulNow
46
46
0
2013-10
1,382,330,730
woahdude
1ovsc1
this looks fake
crystalmathematics
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,398,359
woahdude
ccwp2pq
Got to see a One at the Microsoft store... Its a sexy sexy machine.
Buns_A_Glazing
67
67
0
2013-10
1,382,329,987
xboxone
1ovrku
Why not ask for them to put Tanks and Vehicles into the game on your next post?
BillyHoWCR
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,339,038
battlefield_4
ccw6z15
Hes an oilers fan... Theres no fun in watching his team play so hes just going to talk through his ass for entertainment.
KKKFC
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,329,522
hockey
ccw4nc7
R/glitchinthematrix
Jelway723
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,352,077
mildlyinteresting
ccw8oyj
Most 'feminists' don't have the slightest clue of what they're talking about.
[deleted]
867
867
0
2013-10
1,382,324,359
AdviceAnimals
1ovl9l
I think my irony meter just exploded.
[deleted]
51
51
0
2013-10
1,382,323,999
conspiratard
1ovkua