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What is your ultimate sexual fantasy? | naker_virus | 236 | 236 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,365,761 | AskMen | 1owihp |
Plus you have twice the amount of possible sex partners! | clooneytoons | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,453,210 | AskMen | ccx3qxp |
The Tigers can't be seriously willing to trade Max Scherzer can they? | trueslicky | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,365,121 | baseball | 1owhrv |
Man, fuck Scott Boras. | Shawn5961 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,370,383 | baseball | ccwd5r6 |
Yeah, fuck him for getting himself 5-10% and guaranteeing his player a long contract with plenty of cash as opposed to helping out those poor owners and their shallow, shallow pockets. | ishitexcellence | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,376,003 | baseball | ccwfess |
GOD BLESS AMERICA! | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,364,979 | funny | 1owhm8 |
Counterfeiting just got easier muahahaha | heisenblergh | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,365,375 | funny | ccwbf00 |
They are partnering with microsoft to remove Wordart from all current and future versions of office. | MadLintElf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,366,441 | funny | ccwbrmc |
GTAV Mythbusters Episode 5! | MrKyew | 696 | 696 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,364,398 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1owgz2 |
[The first one was similar to what you do in the final heist of the story except that the trucks were in motion.] | THE3RDTRAINER | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,369,877 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccwcz2z |
Leyland to step down. | secreted_uranus | 563 | 563 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,363,594 | baseball | 1owg2f |
Leyland is so old school he shits Ty Cobb | RickWilkins1993 | 83 | 83 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,364,389 | baseball | ccwb48j |
It's funny actually, the way he sets his lineup and uses his bullpen, he's far more comparable to those who use Sabermetrics in determining things. | The_Moustache | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,366,789 | baseball | ccwbvwx |
How can we call old school with a 5 man rotation. | t_base | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,371,965 | baseball | ccwdrdg |
Suuuure, that's why you were rooting for Detroit | 13143 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,376,954 | baseball | ccwft0t |
After Glitches, Can The White House Still Hit Its Obamacare Goal? | defiance666 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,363,202 | politics | 1owfn7 |
Yes and anyone who would suggest otherwise is clearly a racist, inbred, retard. | tnelsen | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,373,577 | politics | ccweert |
My s2000 :) | chaoz102 | 90 | 90 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,363,132 | Honda | 1owfki |
I think you need some more stickers to go with your hella flush. | lvlobius1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,369,434 | Honda | ccwct9s |
*sigh* | indiceiris | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,363,046 | Tribes | 1owfh3 |
In China, victory for wildlife conservation as citizens persuaded to give up shark fin soup | agataz | 174 | 174 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,362,983 | environment | 1owfeq |
yes i am sure that this will completely end the black market for shark fins and they will continue to follow international protocol and stop this horrible practice and trade | patton66 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,378,660 | environment | ccwgiz6 |
Like he even benched Ridley after pollard mAde him fumble in the playoffs | BumbleSteez | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,494 | fantasyfootball | ccwdyvc |
New CNN poll: 54% say Republican control of House is bad for country. | AltThink | 451 | 451 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,361,259 | politics | 1owdq8 |
100% of polls are bullshit | BudKindly | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,387,232 | politics | ccwkam3 |
Like all those stupid polls that showed Obama ahead of Romney when everyone knew from Fox and Rush that Mitt was way ahead. | eliteliberal | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,390,003 | politics | ccwljw5 |
TIL men are 35% more likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than a woman is to be diagnosed with breast cancer. | dontknowwheretobegin | 2,710 | 2,710 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,360,639 | todayilearned | 1owd6p |
Ya but Susan g. hasn't monetized prostate cancer yet | Xzachtheman | 1,652 | 1,652 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,362,484 | todayilearned | ccwal1o |
At least I still have my cis-male privilege | tacky_polymerase | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,926 | todayilearned | ccwe53f |
Apparently if the Nazis had won the war, and fed Mengele enough jews he would have cured Cancer. | yeahnahteambalance | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,402,435 | badhistory | ccwqqzv |
You Only Live 1s | Fluffy_Panda1729 | 2,642 | 2,642 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,359,496 | cringepics | 1owc6s |
Porn and McDonald's | ani625 | 1,342 | 1,342 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,359,411 | funny | 1owc4c |
Oh, good thing there's a loop of her talking for half a second, otherwise I might not understand what was going on. | zaponator | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,357 | funny | ccwdwvn |
What is the most un-explainable thing you've ever personally witnessed? | bassistmuzikman | 859 | 859 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,359,388 | AskReddit | 1owc3l |
I saw the DVD logo hit the corner of the screen. | StickleyMan | 189 | 189 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,361,355 | AskReddit | ccwaay4 |
Yea, sure and I once cancelled a printer job successfully. | torrus | 345 | 345 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,365,879 | AskReddit | ccwbku0 |
"Stop resisting!" | SinisterWaffles | 1,840 | 1,840 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,359,263 | gifs | 1owbzs |
Yeah, because the US obeys international treaties. | Mambo_5 | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,361,843 | todayilearned | ccwaf84 |
Homer bias aside, I think 25-0 is more impressive than what would be 16-0. | [deleted] | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,358,357 | CFB | ccw9nse |
So you think previous years should count toward this year? | ExternalTangents | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,358,798 | CFB | ccw9qu9 |
American food stamp benefits to be cut before holidays | Hanginon | 2,544 | 2,544 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,358,093 | news | 1owb0h |
Good & Plenty in the middle of the picture will do just fine eating $37 less food a month. | StonedCEO | -20 | -20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,358,451 | news | ccw9ofy |
I pay about $1.60 a lb for boneless chicken breast. | StonedCEO | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,361,814 | news | ccwaexx |
Do you think that every family lives in a place where food costs are that low? | JimmyGroove | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,362,113 | news | ccwahmd |
Minimum wage isn't meant to support s family | kbrien23 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,368,170 | news | ccwccys |
As a taxpayer I thank you for your prudence. | puttyarrowbro | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,370,952 | news | ccwddm6 |
Yeah because if he spends less the government will surely pass the savings onto the average taxpayer by reducing taxes. | BlakesUsername | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,391,930 | news | ccwme99 |
This clip should be played at every cinema | [deleted] | 146 | 146 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,357,554 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1owal5 |
Also the trailer that plays before [Meltdown] | Sugreev2001 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,365,156 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccwbcjv |
Shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality in the bible.. | gem-patricia_PATD | 3,327 | 3,327 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,367,662 | AskReddit | ccwc6se |
Very few people understand that the holy texts are largely survival guides with the backing of the fear of god. | Mustangarrett | 309 | 309 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,377,673 | AskReddit | ccwg3yi |
How does coveting my neighbor's ass contribute to my survival? | blue_27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,393,207 | AskReddit | ccwmy0j |
Same Sex Marriage Now Legal in New Jersey | SkyFall0007 | 2,305 | 2,305 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,357,420 | politics | 1owahs |
the horrors of treating people with respect, oh how far we have fallen. | Pixelwizard92 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,414,221 | politics | ccwvo91 |
Poachers kill 300 Zimbabwe elephants with cyanide | Smithman | 3,356 | 3,356 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,356,768 | worldnews | 1owa04 |
African Logic. | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,381,561 | worldnews | ccwhr3d |
Yes, because ecosystemic destruction is unique to Africa. | thepwnguin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,383,855 | worldnews | ccwirf4 |
Lovely example they're setting for their kids, isn't it? | Stephen1986UK | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,357,508 | rage | ccw9hw4 |
Operation Future: Barcelona monitor Gundogan, Wilshere and Koke as they search for the heirs to Xavi and Iniesta | Shareh | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,355,602 | soccer | 1ow95t |
"Well, thiago definitely isn't the one" | coochmuncher69 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,360,314 | soccer | ccwa29q |
The Daily Dot - Worst virus ever locks your files, demands Bitcoin ransom | rishabjain | 1,229 | 1,229 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,354,447 | technology | 1ow8fl |
I am on a Mac, this cannot happen to me. | Azzeez | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,410,519 | technology | ccwu6ss |
David Suzuki tops list of most admired Canadians in new poll | Harvo | 428 | 428 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,353,718 | canada | 1ow7xq |
And then steam shot out of Ezra Levant's ears. | canadasecond | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,364,687 | canada | ccwb7dn |
Yeah, sometimes it is hard to believe that not everyone on Reddit thinks the exact same way. | Polymarchos | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,377,252 | canada | ccwfxjh |
iPhone retina display + Oculus lenses = way better than actual OculusVR Dev Hardware | iaDRM | 163 | 163 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,353,649 | gaming | 1ow7wa |
TIL that the iPhone has an "HD" display. | justin_memer | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,375,421 | gaming | ccwf62e |
[GIT GUD] | ummmmm_yeah | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,387,407 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccwkdha |
Today's KitKat clue | rusiak | 200 | 200 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,349,862 | Android | 1ow5jr |
"An Afghan army special forces commander has defected to an insurgent group allied with the Taliban in a Humvee truck packed with his team's guns and high-tech equipment, officials in the eastern Kunar province said on Sunday." | togotme429 | 360 | 360 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,349,782 | worldnews | 1ow5ih |
iOS connection to remote database - Any APIs for it? | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,348,726 | Database | 1ow4x0 |
*throws pie at own face* | AfterlifeJaunte | 299 | 299 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,347,852 | cringepics | 1ow4g8 |
Doesnt look to be made of metal also doesnt look like a punk | thegreatbrah | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,364,836 | cringepics | ccwb91b |
That's why we love Russian...Medical Record | Dinolee | 2,452 | 2,452 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,345,871 | WTF | 1ow3dx |
I thought posting personal information was against the rules, as I can CLEARLY see all of their info and medical records | dancinhmr | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,366,372 | WTF | ccwbqsx |
Minecraft mod incorporates quantum physics into gameplay | NunFur | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,345,800 | gamernews | 1ow3cc |
Time to make a minecraft AFM? | osvg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,375,470 | gamernews | ccwf6ry |
Wow, so insightful. | PotatoBadger | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,344,579 | Bitcoin | ccw7sre |
Yes, because giving griefers free range by taking out the one method of avoiding them is definitely the less of two evils. | seeceejayrun | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,348,754 | gtaonline | ccw8aub |
Report: Jazz in talks to give Gordon Hayward 8-figure a year extension | thatdudecalledZZ | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,340,926 | nba | 1ow0j6 |
Jabari Parker would be absolutely perfect for the Jazz. | sptagnew | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,389,199 | nba | ccwl735 |
Nah waaayyy too many off court distractions in Utah for Jabari | nocioniisgod | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,418,386 | nba | ccwx0h7 |
"lately" - lol | [deleted] | 1,061 | 1,061 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,341,990 | worldnews | ccw7g12 |
He just started reading the news | why_downvote_facts | 386 | 386 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,344,009 | worldnews | ccw7q69 |
What I like about Lumiose City's museum | howelllawson | 1,600 | 1,600 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,334,256 | pokemon | 1ovvmm |
Whoa, they made cards based off of the paintings in the game already? | Fizzay | 171 | 171 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,336,684 | pokemon | ccw6ixu |
We are all gamers, we want to survive, so listen to this. | CaptainJubbJubb | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,334,102 | gaming | 1ovvgz |
This isn't on the front page or anything already | Con0rr | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,339,580 | gaming | ccw72dm |
Colts Kicker crushes the returner Trindon Holliday out of bounds | freudian_nipple_slip | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,332,680 | HighlightGIFS | 1ovu84 |
Ejection: targeting! | holliniv | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,398,718 | HighlightGIFS | ccwp815 |
Polt's Widow Mines vs ByuL game five | nice_username | 376 | 376 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,332,207 | starcraft | 1ovts3 |
If only ByuL wasn't engaging like that and had just sacced a few lings to detonate the mines, that would have done... oh wait absolutely nothing.... widow mine nice unit.. sorry guys i'm sad | kotsosh | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,334,173 | starcraft | ccw5yo4 |
Big Magic Ball | WeAreWonderfulNow | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,330,730 | woahdude | 1ovsc1 |
this looks fake | crystalmathematics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,398,359 | woahdude | ccwp2pq |
Got to see a One at the Microsoft store... Its a sexy sexy machine. | Buns_A_Glazing | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,329,987 | xboxone | 1ovrku |
Why not ask for them to put Tanks and Vehicles into the game on your next post? | BillyHoWCR | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,339,038 | battlefield_4 | ccw6z15 |
Hes an oilers fan... Theres no fun in watching his team play so hes just going to talk through his ass for entertainment. | KKKFC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,329,522 | hockey | ccw4nc7 |
R/glitchinthematrix | Jelway723 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,352,077 | mildlyinteresting | ccw8oyj |
Most 'feminists' don't have the slightest clue of what they're talking about. | [deleted] | 867 | 867 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,324,359 | AdviceAnimals | 1ovl9l |
I think my irony meter just exploded. | [deleted] | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,323,999 | conspiratard | 1ovkua |
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