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Coalition may relax Huawei NBN ban | ResonanceSD | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,323,905 | australia | 1ovkqr |
I never understood why there is a grocery store union. | TheMightyCanOpener | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,364,563 | Seattle | ccwb60q |
Lil Wayne - The Sky is the Limit | moocow111 | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,320,507 | hiphopheads | 1ovgnp |
Memo to A-G: You can't just punish people because you don't like them. | Joroking | 96 | 96 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,318,721 | australia | 1ovegk |
What makes you think Annabel Crabb is a lefty? | iloveyoujesuschriist | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,329,513 | australia | ccw4n8g |
She works for the ABC, of course she's a lefty. | captainawesome100 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,339,210 | australia | ccw7026 |
I want to do disgusting things to your ass. | saruhb | 107 | 107 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,318,541 | creepyPMs | 1ove8f |
We need more of these: Introducing Good Guy Politician John Nygren | mjbelkin | 2,177 | 2,177 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,318,386 | AdviceAnimals | 1ove2d |
So, conservatives in general? | BananaPalmer | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,360,258 | AdviceAnimals | ccwa1tb |
B-52 Low Pass | genehil | 422 | 422 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,112 | MilitaryPorn | 1ovcld |
Why is that? | SmokeyUnicycle | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,331,475 | MilitaryPorn | ccw594o |
Because he isn't hitting the water. | skippythemoonrock | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,368,879 | MilitaryPorn | ccwcm1b |
Oh, thanks | SmokeyUnicycle | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,383,402 | MilitaryPorn | ccwik9a |
Israel's New Racism: The Persecution of African Migrants in the Holy Land | salvia_d | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,109 | Palestine | 1ovcl8 |
But...but....they're the most *democratic* state in all of the Middle East. | mphatik | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,376,114 | Palestine | ccwfgho |
Add "lol" to a creepy text and it makes it A OK! | darkjedidave | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,338,468 | creepyPMs | ccw6vcy |
How to get to the Mun: An infographic | snigles | 1,945 | 1,945 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,316,852 | KerbalSpaceProgram | 1ovc9v |
The things we call "Engines"? | Niqulaz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,364,543 | KerbalSpaceProgram | ccwb5to |
baby irefly | [deleted] | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,315,530 | gonewild | 1ovap3 |
From the firefly series? | LetMeDrawYourBreasts | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,315,617 | gonewild | ccvzeh9 |
But do go on about her Immaculate nature as I am completely in the dark about her. | LetMeDrawYourBreasts | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,329 | gonewild | ccw00uy |
she's a succumbus nothing to explain unless you dont know what they are. | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,361 | gonewild | ccw01ah |
Then you don't have to explain further. | LetMeDrawYourBreasts | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,445 | gonewild | ccw02e4 |
lol | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,492 | gonewild | ccw02zw |
okay do you want hebrew, jewish or the crap lore that has kind of gotten smushed but everything together? | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,660 | gonewild | ccw059p |
Tell me the Hebrew story, please. | LetMeDrawYourBreasts | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,317,739 | gonewild | ccw06dc |
You see right through me. | LetMeDrawYourBreasts | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,318,885 | gonewild | ccw0m2f |
How to approach a possible dealer There's a girl at my school infamous for smoking a lot of pot and I was wondering how I could possibly approach her and try to get her to sell to me | Throwawayneedhelpe | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,315,403 | saplings | 1ovajr |
Because your high school reputation is so important, and all stoners act in the same indiscreet ways. | WorkAccount6 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,370,089 | saplings | ccwd1u1 |
I swear Issac has balls of steel. | Taydog21 | 2,099 | 2,099 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,314,509 | gaming | 1ov9fx |
What if there was a horror game (or a mod to an existing game) where your character screamed like a little girl every time something popped out? | Shady_Love | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,329,876 | gaming | ccw4rm7 |
Dat recoil | SIThereAndThere | 1,061 | 1,061 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,314,364 | funny | 1ov995 |
This sub can be soooo terrible. | Alex908 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,326,327 | funny | ccw3hfu |
Woman attempts to petition GTA V, citing beheadings and running over kittens, which aren't in the game. | draven844 | 437 | 437 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,314,093 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1ov8xv |
The same thing that happens with most petitions [Nothing at all] | Awesomerobotsreddit | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,328,379 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccw48ph |
Water park opens in war-weary Kabul with a splash but no women | The_Sammich | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,313,706 | exmuslim | 1ov8gm |
TIL That in 1936 at a surprise birthday party for Walt Disney two animators presented an animated Mickey and Minnie Mouse sex tape, Disney laughed and asked who made the film, after one of the men stepped forward Disney fired him. | wcrbarker | 2,310 | 2,310 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,485,297 | todayilearned | 1p0h6j |
Yeah, it would be absolutely impossible for anybody to perhaps work on such a thing in their free time. | toomanynamesaretook | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,510,284 | todayilearned | ccxpnbl |
guy posts on wife's fb page, confronting her for cheating on him... i like the post and receive these lovely messages. | samayerye | 241 | 241 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,483,902 | creepyPMs | 1p0fcb |
Well, obviously "1 like = 1 I'm interested". | napkin_origami | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,538,514 | creepyPMs | ccxuxkm |
I'm breaking in tonight. | [deleted] | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,483,644 | pics | 1p0f0f |
Unofficial PBE Patch Notes for 10/22/13 - Ashe, Kassadin, Kha'Zix, Shyvana, Skarner and Syndra Changes | justtryanother | 400 | 400 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,482,911 | leagueoflegends | 1p0e0s |
perfect, olaf nerfs and fizz buffs. | mortiphago | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,490,553 | leagueoflegends | ccxj3tn |
Which team do you secretly want to fail? | whtge8 | 83 | 83 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,481,828 | nba | 1p0cld |
All Bulls fans are just as humble as Derrick Rose is I have no idea what you are talking about! | buttholez69 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,499,542 | nba | ccxmkbf |
Damn Stern with his anti-LA and pro-memphis bias! | srbram | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,486,985 | nba | ccxhpuc |
A cute little comic strip | [deleted] | 1,420 | 1,420 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,481,612 | pokemon | 1p0cb9 |
If i tried that with a girl, she would slap me into the next dimension. | XIRisingIX | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,489,284 | pokemon | ccxim86 |
The question is, is that a risk you are willing to take? | Swissguard4 | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,496,492 | pokemon | ccxlff6 |
And arrested for sexual assault. | CokeFryChezbrgr | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,501,704 | pokemon | ccxnb4w |
kissing isn't sexual | Vanguard-Raven | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,518,490 | pokemon | ccxqzik |
Using racial slurs is apparently not racist either now. | RubbahBand | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,555,333 | pokemon | ccy205f |
EG dropped out of the Fragbite Masters. | TOMTOMS | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,481,305 | DotA2 | 1p0bwr |
I'm happy that a EU tournament finally favors EU team, it was goddamn time | Sangivstheworld | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,482,677 | DotA2 | ccxg1a3 |
Yeah American tournaments like the D2l should be all games on US west too. | soapinmouth | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,487,125 | DotA2 | ccxhrs7 |
TIL that 3/4 of American lesbians are overweight. | CatamountAndDoMe | 2,153 | 2,153 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,481,276 | todayilearned | 1p0bvf |
Based on TV shows, movies, and porn, I'm like :O | ButtPuppett | 168 | 168 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,484,185 | todayilearned | ccxgm7x |
no way | solsethop | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,487,895 | todayilearned | ccxi2h9 |
Thai Man Marries Dead Girlfriend | The_Unarmed_Doctor | 2,106 | 2,106 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,480,723 | WTF | 1p0b4v |
This is all because those fags can get married. | DSCH415 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,566,047 | WTF | ccy6slm |
Thanks, Obamacare | robert32907 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,480,137 | ThanksObama | 1p0abo |
I fully expected all of the insurance companies to willingly cooperate and lose their cash cow policies. | StillAnAss | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,527,675 | ThanksObama | ccxs77a |
It's just amazing how all the righteous people who ever lived managed to group themselves together so closely. | mamorrow | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,480,998 | exmormon | ccxfdjr |
The ESL production team will be in charge of the Global Finals at Blizzcon | iLoveHarstem | 167 | 167 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,478,497 | starcraft | 1p07zn |
Atleast he didn't say sick nerd ballers or nerdchills. | rus-sia | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,479,622 | starcraft | ccxetdg |
I get nerdchills in anticipation when those two nerd ballers Artosis and Tasteless will be casting | mrmass | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,484,280 | starcraft | ccxgnkk |
Only in America can one get 4 years for killing someone, but 100 years for using a keyboard. | kaligeek | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,488,539 | onions | ccxibnb |
Why do you not want a "Single Payer" healthcare system? | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,477,523 | askaconservative | 1p06lp |
Something like the Supreme Court...? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,498,336 | askaconservative | ccxm4df |
You should ask them to name as many Cards players as they can haha | GrapeRello | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,478,130 | redsox | ccxe6m1 |
Do you guys think they'll make a new Prince of Persia game? | YouGuessedRight | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,476,758 | gaming | 1p05hf |
Elvis Dumervil's former agent Marty Magid was suspended and fined for his role in the events leading to Dumervil's release | Bradyta | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,476,445 | nfl | 1p050g |
I wouldn't say it's not funny, but Mickey Mousecapade is pretty hard to watch all the way through. | ultranol | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,482,251 | gamegrumps | ccxfv9g |
"what a bunch of poopy anus farts covered in dick waffles being poured over a fat girl's titties" The epitome of comedy right here. | starkandstag | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,488,451 | gamegrumps | ccxiaey |
He just wants to make sure you have a proper meal, lots of people these days don't eat properly at work | Siniroth | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,495,466 | creepyPMs | ccxl0zf |
Rams sign Brady Quinn | xKeyNin | 1,090 | 1,090 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,475,570 | nfl | 1p03rr |
Sounds like you know the exact anguish I have been feeling... | grumpy_bob | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,485,074 | relationship_advice | ccxgytb |
Gotta love seeing this on a college campus | mac23 | 576 | 576 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,475,009 | Military | 1p02yn |
because war is so great and all. | todles | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,479,890 | Military | ccxexa6 |
I usually just ignore messages like this, but I thought maybe if I take this guy down a notch, he'll stop bothering other girls | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,474,759 | creepyPMs | 1p02m4 |
you should have fucked her in the ass. | Theshitter | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,496,580 | socialskills | ccxlgmb |
Very constructive advice right here! | shaba7elail | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,499,254 | socialskills | ccxmglt |
Gee, I can't imagine why you let *that* flame go out | iatemysocks | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,499,154 | creepyPMs | ccxmfaj |
Compilation of Obama (and Other Politicians) Using the Staged Fainting Act - and The Script They Follow | calpolyfan | 229 | 229 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,474,319 | conspiracy | 1p01z3 |
It's this sort of goal that makes you appreciate just how lucky England were, to not concede against Poland last week. | ohnopandas | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,476,265 | soccer | ccxddxa |
Concealed carrier shoots and stops gunman who opened fire with a rifle at partygoers in Glendale, AZ | koulnis | 2,260 | 2,260 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,473,470 | news | 1p00r6 |
And not a single fuck was given that day. | d3bigboy | 97 | 97 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,473,088 | Military | 1p007t |
Watch Matt try to speak French, an interviewer who keeps misinterpreting songs, and an audience who likes to clap a lot. | Farzaa | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,473,049 | Muse | 1p005v |
Well when I hear Resistance I think it's political and ignore all the other lyrics in the song. | i_am_abby | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,487,374 | Muse | ccxhv4f |
I really hope that Blizzard at least listens to the pros. | F0rkl1ft | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,473,014 | starcraft | ccxbwns |
I wonder if Black and White had a lot of fat trainers. | [deleted] | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,481,211 | pokemon | ccxfge3 |
HAHAHAHA. | Hadrius | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,491,155 | pokemon | ccxjc38 |
"I got nothing to say to you." | Vengeance417 | 820 | 820 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,471,763 | pokemon | 1ozyah |
Huehuehuehue you said peepee. | Flareon_Used_Ember | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,133 | pokemon | ccxugkb |
Court Rules Probable-Cause Warrant Required for GPS Trackers | [deleted] | 3,018 | 3,018 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,471,689 | technology | 1ozy63 |
Hey wow this might prevent police from using GPS Trackers without warrants! | YouCantFakeThis | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,502,901 | technology | ccxnp8k |
MRW Apple announced you can still buy the iPad 2 for $399 | sphericalpuma | 2,729 | 2,729 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,471,223 | reactiongifs | 1ozxh9 |
Tablets are fuckin useless, phone and computer that's all a man needs | handelb | -22 | -22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,485,614 | reactiongifs | ccxh6mi |
So handy that we all have the exact same wants and needs isn't it | DICKTracey | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,486,567 | reactiongifs | ccxhk4i |
Those aren't natural clouds? | Theres_A_FAP_4_That | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,489,234 | conspiracy | ccxiliu |
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