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Coalition may relax Huawei NBN ban
ResonanceSD
27
27
0
2013-10
1,382,323,905
australia
1ovkqr
I never understood why there is a grocery store union.
TheMightyCanOpener
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,364,563
Seattle
ccwb60q
Lil Wayne - The Sky is the Limit
moocow111
188
188
0
2013-10
1,382,320,507
hiphopheads
1ovgnp
Memo to A-G: You can't just punish people because you don't like them.
Joroking
96
96
0
2013-10
1,382,318,721
australia
1ovegk
What makes you think Annabel Crabb is a lefty?
iloveyoujesuschriist
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,329,513
australia
ccw4n8g
She works for the ABC, of course she's a lefty.
captainawesome100
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,339,210
australia
ccw7026
I want to do disgusting things to your ass.
saruhb
107
107
0
2013-10
1,382,318,541
creepyPMs
1ove8f
We need more of these: Introducing Good Guy Politician John Nygren
mjbelkin
2,177
2,177
0
2013-10
1,382,318,386
AdviceAnimals
1ove2d
So, conservatives in general?
BananaPalmer
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,360,258
AdviceAnimals
ccwa1tb
B-52 Low Pass
genehil
422
422
0
2013-10
1,382,317,112
MilitaryPorn
1ovcld
Why is that?
SmokeyUnicycle
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,331,475
MilitaryPorn
ccw594o
Because he isn't hitting the water.
skippythemoonrock
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,368,879
MilitaryPorn
ccwcm1b
Oh, thanks
SmokeyUnicycle
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,383,402
MilitaryPorn
ccwik9a
Israel's New Racism: The Persecution of African Migrants in the Holy Land
salvia_d
31
31
0
2013-10
1,382,317,109
Palestine
1ovcl8
But...but....they're the most *democratic* state in all of the Middle East.
mphatik
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,376,114
Palestine
ccwfgho
Add "lol" to a creepy text and it makes it A OK!
darkjedidave
10
10
0
2013-10
1,382,338,468
creepyPMs
ccw6vcy
How to get to the Mun: An infographic
snigles
1,945
1,945
0
2013-10
1,382,316,852
KerbalSpaceProgram
1ovc9v
The things we call "Engines"?
Niqulaz
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,364,543
KerbalSpaceProgram
ccwb5to
baby irefly
[deleted]
17
17
0
2013-10
1,382,315,530
gonewild
1ovap3
From the firefly series?
LetMeDrawYourBreasts
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,315,617
gonewild
ccvzeh9
But do go on about her Immaculate nature as I am completely in the dark about her.
LetMeDrawYourBreasts
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,317,329
gonewild
ccw00uy
she's a succumbus nothing to explain unless you dont know what they are.
[deleted]
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,317,361
gonewild
ccw01ah
Then you don't have to explain further.
LetMeDrawYourBreasts
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,317,445
gonewild
ccw02e4
lol
[deleted]
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,317,492
gonewild
ccw02zw
okay do you want hebrew, jewish or the crap lore that has kind of gotten smushed but everything together?
[deleted]
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,317,660
gonewild
ccw059p
Tell me the Hebrew story, please.
LetMeDrawYourBreasts
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,317,739
gonewild
ccw06dc
You see right through me.
LetMeDrawYourBreasts
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,318,885
gonewild
ccw0m2f
How to approach a possible dealer There's a girl at my school infamous for smoking a lot of pot and I was wondering how I could possibly approach her and try to get her to sell to me
Throwawayneedhelpe
7
7
0
2013-10
1,382,315,403
saplings
1ovajr
Because your high school reputation is so important, and all stoners act in the same indiscreet ways.
WorkAccount6
7
7
0
2013-10
1,382,370,089
saplings
ccwd1u1
I swear Issac has balls of steel.
Taydog21
2,099
2,099
0
2013-10
1,382,314,509
gaming
1ov9fx
What if there was a horror game (or a mod to an existing game) where your character screamed like a little girl every time something popped out?
Shady_Love
59
59
0
2013-10
1,382,329,876
gaming
ccw4rm7
Dat recoil
SIThereAndThere
1,061
1,061
0
2013-10
1,382,314,364
funny
1ov995
This sub can be soooo terrible.
Alex908
34
34
0
2013-10
1,382,326,327
funny
ccw3hfu
Woman attempts to petition GTA V, citing beheadings and running over kittens, which aren't in the game.
draven844
437
437
0
2013-10
1,382,314,093
GrandTheftAutoV
1ov8xv
The same thing that happens with most petitions [Nothing at all]
Awesomerobotsreddit
14
14
0
2013-10
1,382,328,379
GrandTheftAutoV
ccw48ph
Water park opens in war-weary Kabul with a splash but no women
The_Sammich
16
16
0
2013-10
1,382,313,706
exmuslim
1ov8gm
TIL That in 1936 at a surprise birthday party for Walt Disney two animators presented an animated Mickey and Minnie Mouse sex tape, Disney laughed and asked who made the film, after one of the men stepped forward Disney fired him.
wcrbarker
2,310
2,310
0
2013-10
1,382,485,297
todayilearned
1p0h6j
Yeah, it would be absolutely impossible for anybody to perhaps work on such a thing in their free time.
toomanynamesaretook
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,510,284
todayilearned
ccxpnbl
guy posts on wife's fb page, confronting her for cheating on him... i like the post and receive these lovely messages.
samayerye
241
241
0
2013-10
1,382,483,902
creepyPMs
1p0fcb
Well, obviously "1 like = 1 I'm interested".
napkin_origami
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,538,514
creepyPMs
ccxuxkm
I'm breaking in tonight.
[deleted]
13
13
0
2013-10
1,382,483,644
pics
1p0f0f
Unofficial PBE Patch Notes for 10/22/13 - Ashe, Kassadin, Kha'Zix, Shyvana, Skarner and Syndra Changes
justtryanother
400
400
0
2013-10
1,382,482,911
leagueoflegends
1p0e0s
perfect, olaf nerfs and fizz buffs.
mortiphago
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,490,553
leagueoflegends
ccxj3tn
Which team do you secretly want to fail?
whtge8
83
83
0
2013-10
1,382,481,828
nba
1p0cld
All Bulls fans are just as humble as Derrick Rose is I have no idea what you are talking about!
buttholez69
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,499,542
nba
ccxmkbf
Damn Stern with his anti-LA and pro-memphis bias!
srbram
55
55
0
2013-10
1,382,486,985
nba
ccxhpuc
A cute little comic strip
[deleted]
1,420
1,420
0
2013-10
1,382,481,612
pokemon
1p0cb9
If i tried that with a girl, she would slap me into the next dimension.
XIRisingIX
57
57
0
2013-10
1,382,489,284
pokemon
ccxim86
The question is, is that a risk you are willing to take?
Swissguard4
40
40
0
2013-10
1,382,496,492
pokemon
ccxlff6
And arrested for sexual assault.
CokeFryChezbrgr
13
13
0
2013-10
1,382,501,704
pokemon
ccxnb4w
kissing isn't sexual
Vanguard-Raven
-9
-9
0
2013-10
1,382,518,490
pokemon
ccxqzik
Using racial slurs is apparently not racist either now.
RubbahBand
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,555,333
pokemon
ccy205f
EG dropped out of the Fragbite Masters.
TOMTOMS
77
77
0
2013-10
1,382,481,305
DotA2
1p0bwr
I'm happy that a EU tournament finally favors EU team, it was goddamn time
Sangivstheworld
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,482,677
DotA2
ccxg1a3
Yeah American tournaments like the D2l should be all games on US west too.
soapinmouth
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,487,125
DotA2
ccxhrs7
TIL that 3/4 of American lesbians are overweight.
CatamountAndDoMe
2,153
2,153
0
2013-10
1,382,481,276
todayilearned
1p0bvf
Based on TV shows, movies, and porn, I'm like :O
ButtPuppett
168
168
0
2013-10
1,382,484,185
todayilearned
ccxgm7x
no way
solsethop
-12
-12
0
2013-10
1,382,487,895
todayilearned
ccxi2h9
Thai Man Marries Dead Girlfriend
The_Unarmed_Doctor
2,106
2,106
0
2013-10
1,382,480,723
WTF
1p0b4v
This is all because those fags can get married.
DSCH415
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,566,047
WTF
ccy6slm
Thanks, Obamacare
robert32907
13
13
0
2013-10
1,382,480,137
ThanksObama
1p0abo
I fully expected all of the insurance companies to willingly cooperate and lose their cash cow policies.
StillAnAss
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,527,675
ThanksObama
ccxs77a
It's just amazing how all the righteous people who ever lived managed to group themselves together so closely.
mamorrow
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,480,998
exmormon
ccxfdjr
The ESL production team will be in charge of the Global Finals at Blizzcon
iLoveHarstem
167
167
0
2013-10
1,382,478,497
starcraft
1p07zn
Atleast he didn't say sick nerd ballers or nerdchills.
rus-sia
20
20
0
2013-10
1,382,479,622
starcraft
ccxetdg
I get nerdchills in anticipation when those two nerd ballers Artosis and Tasteless will be casting
mrmass
9
9
0
2013-10
1,382,484,280
starcraft
ccxgnkk
Only in America can one get 4 years for killing someone, but 100 years for using a keyboard.
kaligeek
23
23
0
2013-10
1,382,488,539
onions
ccxibnb
Why do you not want a "Single Payer" healthcare system?
[deleted]
6
6
0
2013-10
1,382,477,523
askaconservative
1p06lp
Something like the Supreme Court...?
[deleted]
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,498,336
askaconservative
ccxm4df
You should ask them to name as many Cards players as they can haha
GrapeRello
7
7
0
2013-10
1,382,478,130
redsox
ccxe6m1
Do you guys think they'll make a new Prince of Persia game?
YouGuessedRight
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,476,758
gaming
1p05hf
Elvis Dumervil's former agent Marty Magid was suspended and fined for his role in the events leading to Dumervil's release
Bradyta
100
100
0
2013-10
1,382,476,445
nfl
1p050g
I wouldn't say it's not funny, but Mickey Mousecapade is pretty hard to watch all the way through.
ultranol
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,482,251
gamegrumps
ccxfv9g
"what a bunch of poopy anus farts covered in dick waffles being poured over a fat girl's titties" The epitome of comedy right here.
starkandstag
6
6
0
2013-10
1,382,488,451
gamegrumps
ccxiaey
He just wants to make sure you have a proper meal, lots of people these days don't eat properly at work
Siniroth
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,495,466
creepyPMs
ccxl0zf
Rams sign Brady Quinn
xKeyNin
1,090
1,090
0
2013-10
1,382,475,570
nfl
1p03rr
Sounds like you know the exact anguish I have been feeling...
grumpy_bob
-3
-3
0
2013-10
1,382,485,074
relationship_advice
ccxgytb
Gotta love seeing this on a college campus
mac23
576
576
0
2013-10
1,382,475,009
Military
1p02yn
because war is so great and all.
todles
54
54
0
2013-10
1,382,479,890
Military
ccxexa6
I usually just ignore messages like this, but I thought maybe if I take this guy down a notch, he'll stop bothering other girls
[deleted]
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,474,759
creepyPMs
1p02m4
you should have fucked her in the ass.
Theshitter
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,496,580
socialskills
ccxlgmb
Very constructive advice right here!
shaba7elail
-1
-1
0
2013-10
1,382,499,254
socialskills
ccxmglt
Gee, I can't imagine why you let *that* flame go out
iatemysocks
6
6
0
2013-10
1,382,499,154
creepyPMs
ccxmfaj
Compilation of Obama (and Other Politicians) Using the Staged Fainting Act - and The Script They Follow
calpolyfan
229
229
0
2013-10
1,382,474,319
conspiracy
1p01z3
It's this sort of goal that makes you appreciate just how lucky England were, to not concede against Poland last week.
ohnopandas
10
10
0
2013-10
1,382,476,265
soccer
ccxddxa
Concealed carrier shoots and stops gunman who opened fire with a rifle at partygoers in Glendale, AZ
koulnis
2,260
2,260
0
2013-10
1,382,473,470
news
1p00r6
And not a single fuck was given that day.
d3bigboy
97
97
0
2013-10
1,382,473,088
Military
1p007t
Watch Matt try to speak French, an interviewer who keeps misinterpreting songs, and an audience who likes to clap a lot.
Farzaa
13
13
0
2013-10
1,382,473,049
Muse
1p005v
Well when I hear Resistance I think it's political and ignore all the other lyrics in the song.
i_am_abby
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,487,374
Muse
ccxhv4f
I really hope that Blizzard at least listens to the pros.
F0rkl1ft
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,473,014
starcraft
ccxbwns
I wonder if Black and White had a lot of fat trainers.
[deleted]
-8
-8
0
2013-10
1,382,481,211
pokemon
ccxfge3
HAHAHAHA.
Hadrius
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,491,155
pokemon
ccxjc38
"I got nothing to say to you."
Vengeance417
820
820
0
2013-10
1,382,471,763
pokemon
1ozyah
Huehuehuehue you said peepee.
Flareon_Used_Ember
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,537,133
pokemon
ccxugkb
Court Rules Probable-Cause Warrant Required for GPS Trackers
[deleted]
3,018
3,018
0
2013-10
1,382,471,689
technology
1ozy63
Hey wow this might prevent police from using GPS Trackers without warrants!
YouCantFakeThis
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,502,901
technology
ccxnp8k
MRW Apple announced you can still buy the iPad 2 for $399
sphericalpuma
2,729
2,729
0
2013-10
1,382,471,223
reactiongifs
1ozxh9
Tablets are fuckin useless, phone and computer that's all a man needs
handelb
-22
-22
0
2013-10
1,382,485,614
reactiongifs
ccxh6mi
So handy that we all have the exact same wants and needs isn't it
DICKTracey
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,486,567
reactiongifs
ccxhk4i
Those aren't natural clouds?
Theres_A_FAP_4_That
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,489,234
conspiracy
ccxiliu