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It's up to us
tSappster
1,078
1,078
0
2013-10
1,382,450,161
AdviceAnimals
1oz5ll
lol reddit's delusions of grandeur are precious.
Dabakus
107
107
0
2013-10
1,382,455,852
AdviceAnimals
ccx4ppm
But "it's up to us"!
KittyGuts
41
41
0
2013-10
1,382,457,206
AdviceAnimals
ccx58bi
No armor.
leDesespoir
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,465,082
demonssouls
ccx8eu2
Philip Rivers now leads the NFL in pass completion percentage.
siruspalsson
807
807
0
2013-10
1,382,450,097
nfl
1oz5il
Oh lord, she has a sister
ani625
1,432
1,432
0
2013-10
1,382,449,560
gifs
1oz4w9
thank god you cleared that up
FaroutIGE
11
11
0
2013-10
1,382,473,231
gifs
ccxc07v
Brian Williams is leading off NBC Nightly News with this ... Just tweeted it out
charliemike
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,474,201
gifs
ccxcg4f
Science textbook publishers refuse to include sections on creationism.
cyanocobalamin
643
643
0
2013-10
1,382,449,458
TrueAtheism
1oz4s8
Good.
nancyland
20
20
0
2013-10
1,382,456,293
TrueAtheism
ccx4vtk
Thank god
Slammed_Droid
12
12
0
2013-10
1,382,458,612
TrueAtheism
ccx5s1i
On a related note, publishers of geometry textbooks refuse to include sections on cooking spaghetti.
Stoutyeoman
56
56
0
2013-10
1,382,477,393
TrueAtheism
ccxdvle
Also, medical textbooks refuse to have a section about the stork theory of human procreation.
superwinner
24
24
0
2013-10
1,382,485,950
TrueAtheism
ccxhbfr
So much for academic freedom.
NDaveT
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,625,575
TrueAtheism
ccyn34p
Advice for the Reddit Conservatives in the wake of the Ann Coulter ama
Djaboda
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,448,979
AdviceAnimals
1oz49i
DAE CONSERVATIVE?
tadchav1
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,449,166
AdviceAnimals
ccx2gsr
Privatization Benefits the 1%, While Public Services Benefit Everyone: The federal Medicare Administrator made $170,000 in 2010, while the CEO of private insurer United Health Group made almost 300 times that, $48 million, in just one year.
Orchard_Park
2,732
2,732
0
2013-10
1,382,448,632
politics
1oz3wc
Yes, because finding competent managers and workers is so much easier when you don't pay them well.
realy
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,472,638
politics
ccxbqcs
I don't think the evidence you cite (CEO pay) supports the conclusion you reach (public service benefits everyone).
EnderBoy
110
110
0
2013-10
1,382,455,286
politics
ccx4i3o
Yes, because it is so easy to find competent managers and run an efficient organization by not paying people well.
realy
-3
-3
0
2013-10
1,382,472,407
politics
ccxbml8
Clearly Medicare isn't competing for top talent.
OPtig
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,484,864
politics
ccxgvta
MRW my work discontinues my current health insurance plan and now only offers the "high deductable", I get overcharged for my prescriptions and overdraft my back account, and find out I don't qualify for Obamacare because my income is too high by about a grand....all in the same day.
ebi-san
28
28
0
2013-10
1,382,447,861
reactiongifs
1oz362
Don't worry, it's the AFFORDABLE care act.
spawnoftheking
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,454,196
reactiongifs
ccx43lw
Whenever I see British redditors spell favorite or color.
ducksizedhorses
1,820
1,820
0
2013-10
1,382,447,042
AdviceAnimals
1oz2fp
Don't forget the Canadians!
BRINGTHEPLAIN
892
892
0
2013-10
1,382,447,351
AdviceAnimals
ccx1z05
And Australians.
throwawaylms
461
461
0
2013-10
1,382,453,762
AdviceAnimals
ccx3y05
And the kiwis.... Or pretty much every other English speaking country!
JessieJ1234
596
596
0
2013-10
1,382,454,070
AdviceAnimals
ccx4206
Let's just roll the "ou vs o" debate, the "d/m/y vs m/d/y" debate and the "metric vs imperial" debate together and be done with it.
throwawaylms
243
243
0
2013-10
1,382,454,431
AdviceAnimals
ccx46m0
In other words, the Americans are wrong on all fronts.
Canadian4Paul
972
972
0
2013-10
1,382,454,573
AdviceAnimals
ccx48if
Americans are never wrong about anything.
savannahserendipity
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,459,459
AdviceAnimals
ccx647u
Sci-Fi that depicts humanity after being conquered by aliens.
arrjayjee
34
34
0
2013-10
1,382,446,378
books
1oz1tr
Oh, The Host!
FX114
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,458,885
books
ccx5vx3
Salon's Tom Watson: Don't protest against the NSA, because there will be libertarians at the rally
Landarchist
156
156
0
2013-10
1,382,445,948
Libertarian
1oz1g4
As a "social democrat," shouldn't Tom Watson be tolerant and understanding of other people's ideas?
derekre3
16
16
0
2013-10
1,382,459,799
Libertarian
ccx6927
That's adorable.
galt88
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,484,705
Libertarian
ccxgtjj
Intellectual honesty at its finest.
galt88
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,484,574
Libertarian
ccxgrnb
He hasn't?
IsNotACleverMan
-119
-119
0
2013-10
1,382,448,028
nfl
ccx258o
Who is a villain in a story that you actually agree with?
AsianEgo
936
936
0
2013-10
1,382,444,787
AskReddit
1oz0i1
Sand man from spiderman
Seba553
100
100
0
2013-10
1,382,455,032
AskReddit
ccx4em1
Well it's not so much how they catch him, it's the fact that he's an escaped convict and he wouldn't be allowed to be famous and make money without serving his sentence first.
npug
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,487,001
AskReddit
ccxhq23
Again, he can't be stopped :P
GamerX44
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,487,254
AskReddit
ccxhtgw
He's saying that they'd cut off the TV feed in most cases.
LA_CADDY_SHACK
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,500,742
AskReddit
ccxmzeq
What a practical solution !
GamerX44
-1
-1
0
2013-10
1,382,517,743
AskReddit
ccxqvx4
US halts aid to Syrian rebels
[deleted]
147
147
0
2013-10
1,382,444,271
worldnews
1oz03b
So where's the banner that says "Mission Accomplished"?
aknownunknown
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,445,945
worldnews
ccx1n8f
Finding your way with an analog watch
dumanyac
1,446
1,446
0
2013-10
1,382,444,112
woahdude
1oyzzu
What if the sun is directly above you?
coogzzz
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,465,639
woahdude
ccx8n50
lay down on your side and point the hour hand straight up
CoolHeadedLogician
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,483,718
woahdude
ccxgfvu
TSA is expanding its screening of passengers before they arrive at the airport by searching a wide array of government and private databases that can include records like car registrations and employment information.
[deleted]
2,974
2,974
0
2013-10
1,382,443,878
news
1oyztn
I'm glad they are expanding this highly effective program.
powercow
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,455,909
news
ccx4qhe
The TSA has a flawless record of respecting the rights of all air travelers, I'm sure giving them access to massive databases of information will be a fair and productive boon to their work!
gukeums1
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,484,028
news
ccxgk3v
What a twat
JohnathanRalphio
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,443,717
Gunners
1oyzoo
All hail Piers Morgan.
reddituser1357
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,445,007
Gunners
ccx1g5t
This Is What The End Of Hemp Prohibition Looks Like
Brzostowski
374
374
0
2013-10
1,382,442,758
Drugs
1oyyzv
TiA might recognize Junot Diaz as the person behind that 'if you're a guy you just can't write women characters' quote.
missfiona
211
211
0
2013-10
1,382,442,528
TumblrInAction
ccx0zq2
TIL only trans people can write books will full character sets
seek_the_phreak
140
140
0
2013-10
1,382,455,137
TumblrInAction
ccx4g2e
Bar Harbor Town Council Banned Christmas Tree Honoring Vets, Seriously?
[deleted]
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,442,303
Maine
1oyyng
The tree has been set up in Columbia Falls, at least Washington County is still a place with patriotic Americans.
maineiac04631
-4
-4
0
2013-10
1,382,449,329
Maine
ccx2ih8
High Elo Ranked 5's 1v4 Zed play
iibaddie
73
73
0
2013-10
1,382,441,779
leagueoflegends
1oyyam
Not sure if Gold V ranked is considered high elo but nice play nonetheless.
tonguewin
19
19
0
2013-10
1,382,454,428
leagueoflegends
ccx46kl
What is the strangest euphemism you've ever heard?
KingCarlosTheThird
328
328
0
2013-10
1,382,440,955
AskReddit
1oyxq8
I'm gonna go take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
perringoldeye
288
288
0
2013-10
1,382,450,402
AskReddit
ccx2ty2
taking the cosbys to the pool
topherd09
75
75
0
2013-10
1,382,451,031
AskReddit
ccx30up
Negotiating the release of chocolate hostages.
stimbus
120
120
0
2013-10
1,382,451,179
AskReddit
ccx32j2
Give birth to a mud baby.
jfinneg1
39
39
0
2013-10
1,382,454,569
AskReddit
ccx48fx
Talk to a man about a horse
thehonestyfish
44
44
0
2013-10
1,382,456,995
AskReddit
ccx55fv
Guess what the mailman just brought
ElBartoME
39
39
0
2013-10
1,382,438,682
MechanicalKeyboards
1oywb9
Jellybeans?
WitchHunterNL
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,444,694
MechanicalKeyboards
ccx1dyn
What is something that instantly makes you angry?
chaklong
1,379
1,379
0
2013-10
1,382,438,594
AskReddit
1oyw9b
Being stuck behind someone driving slow for no reason.
ForToday
331
331
0
2013-10
1,382,440,645
AskReddit
ccx0osw
Or driving slow because they are TEXTING!
newoldwave
135
135
0
2013-10
1,382,447,183
AskReddit
ccx1xkr
how do you know they were thugs
sarcasm24
6
6
0
2013-10
1,382,465,928
AskReddit
ccx8rp3
feminism.
youngpolish
-1
-1
0
2013-10
1,382,450,869
AskReddit
ccx2z1j
Yeah, equality between the sexes is just awful.
slamdunkbrunch
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,501,171
AskReddit
ccxn4nu
Judge sentences teen to 10 years of church
LSasquatch
1,582
1,582
0
2013-10
1,382,436,638
nottheonion
1oyv55
Because using church as a form of punishment will really help the guy appreciate it.
markevens
405
405
0
2013-10
1,382,451,757
nottheonion
ccx39c0
I was "forced" to go to church to get confirmed in the church (not sure you have that in the US) and that was a hell and I hated it.. 10 years of that shit, that is gonna make him looooove it
IndsaetNavnHer
89
89
0
2013-10
1,382,458,137
nottheonion
ccx5ld7
If you had to pose a question to every human on earth, and if they got the answer wrong they die, what would you ask to kill the most people?
Kaepas
1,597
1,597
0
2013-10
1,382,434,932
AskReddit
1oyu4e
Obviously, the proper way to expand "should've" is "should of".
IWillNotLie
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,465,103
AskReddit
ccx8f5b
IDF soldiers kill Palestinian planner of Tel Aviv bus bombing in West Bank raid
tamarijp
58
58
0
2013-10
1,382,433,857
Israel
1oytid
How many more people need to get killed before the Palestinians give up their genocidal terror war against Israel?
ZachofFables
22
22
0
2013-10
1,382,446,711
Israel
ccx1ti3
Yeah, what did we ever do to the Palestinians right?
869689698
-10
-10
0
2013-10
1,382,464,738
Israel
ccx89o0
how about no
hackersthatrose
81
81
0
2013-10
1,382,433,539
creepyPMs
1oytbi
Food substitute Soylent raises $1.5 million ahead of planned US launch in December
c-r-u-x
784
784
0
2013-10
1,382,433,098
Futurology
1oyt3e
Can someone explain to me how this is different from picking up a box of Ensure from Costco?
Yangoose
45
45
0
2013-10
1,382,452,256
Futurology
ccx3f9m
Not much, aside from it being an alternative and less tested.
mandudebreh
-1
-1
0
2013-10
1,382,464,349
Futurology
ccx83pb
Clearly an unbiased reply filled with domain knowledge.
Kamigawa
-2
-2
0
2013-10
1,382,473,190
Futurology
ccxbzkb
Blackhole Arrests How Has The Underground Reacted
0xAli
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,432,240
technology
1oysln
I've never done one of these before, but she earned it
[deleted]
2,198
2,198
0
2013-10
1,382,432,214
AdviceAnimals
1oysl6
Because girls aren't responsible for their actions, the guy made her do it.
ExMuzzy
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,453,933
AdviceAnimals
ccx4079
'This is bloody disgusting behaviour of a heap of bloody poofters': A Conservative reaction to the ACT same sex marriage legislation.
randiemarch
23
23
0
2013-10
1,382,430,514
australia
1oyrnz
Because if we start letting gays marry they'll start tackling me to the ground and having their way with me because I'm so damn irresistible.
is0lated
8
8
0
2013-10
1,382,439,274
australia
ccx0hve
I know I'll admit I'm a loser, then I'll get pity sex or at least pity sex knowledge, YES IT'LL WORK!
Aerys1
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,452,092
creepyPMs
ccx3day
Microworkers Forum Posting Jobs Tips
jfmishu
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,429,157
freelance
1oyqws
GREAT INFO FOR FREELANCERS ON MICROWORKERS.
jfmishu
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,429,230
freelance
ccwz7kz
THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE BLOGSPAM AT ALL
HitlerBadRedditGood
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,448,950
freelance
ccx2elu
Fox News Reportedly Used Fake Commenter Accounts To Rebut Critical Blog Posts
BlankVerse
34
34
0
2013-10
1,382,428,806
technology
1oyqoq
You won't be able to make Big Eye unless you are running Call of the Haunted
integratedc
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,455,007
yugioh
ccx4eai
Haven't you ever heard of ***tribute*** summoning?
moonedge
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,480,981
yugioh
ccxfdba
I've had enough of your shit, Amanda.
yourtrashysister
2,138
2,138
0
2013-10
1,382,427,727
GrandTheftAutoV
1oyq29