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It's up to us | tSappster | 1,078 | 1,078 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,450,161 | AdviceAnimals | 1oz5ll |
lol reddit's delusions of grandeur are precious. | Dabakus | 107 | 107 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,455,852 | AdviceAnimals | ccx4ppm |
But "it's up to us"! | KittyGuts | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,457,206 | AdviceAnimals | ccx58bi |
No armor. | leDesespoir | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,465,082 | demonssouls | ccx8eu2 |
Philip Rivers now leads the NFL in pass completion percentage. | siruspalsson | 807 | 807 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,450,097 | nfl | 1oz5il |
Oh lord, she has a sister | ani625 | 1,432 | 1,432 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,449,560 | gifs | 1oz4w9 |
thank god you cleared that up | FaroutIGE | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,473,231 | gifs | ccxc07v |
Brian Williams is leading off NBC Nightly News with this ... Just tweeted it out | charliemike | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,474,201 | gifs | ccxcg4f |
Science textbook publishers refuse to include sections on creationism. | cyanocobalamin | 643 | 643 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,449,458 | TrueAtheism | 1oz4s8 |
Good. | nancyland | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,456,293 | TrueAtheism | ccx4vtk |
Thank god | Slammed_Droid | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,458,612 | TrueAtheism | ccx5s1i |
On a related note, publishers of geometry textbooks refuse to include sections on cooking spaghetti. | Stoutyeoman | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,477,393 | TrueAtheism | ccxdvle |
Also, medical textbooks refuse to have a section about the stork theory of human procreation. | superwinner | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,485,950 | TrueAtheism | ccxhbfr |
So much for academic freedom. | NDaveT | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,625,575 | TrueAtheism | ccyn34p |
Advice for the Reddit Conservatives in the wake of the Ann Coulter ama | Djaboda | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,448,979 | AdviceAnimals | 1oz49i |
DAE CONSERVATIVE? | tadchav1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,449,166 | AdviceAnimals | ccx2gsr |
Privatization Benefits the 1%, While Public Services Benefit Everyone: The federal Medicare Administrator made $170,000 in 2010, while the CEO of private insurer United Health Group made almost 300 times that, $48 million, in just one year. | Orchard_Park | 2,732 | 2,732 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,448,632 | politics | 1oz3wc |
Yes, because finding competent managers and workers is so much easier when you don't pay them well. | realy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,472,638 | politics | ccxbqcs |
I don't think the evidence you cite (CEO pay) supports the conclusion you reach (public service benefits everyone). | EnderBoy | 110 | 110 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,455,286 | politics | ccx4i3o |
Yes, because it is so easy to find competent managers and run an efficient organization by not paying people well. | realy | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,472,407 | politics | ccxbml8 |
Clearly Medicare isn't competing for top talent. | OPtig | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,484,864 | politics | ccxgvta |
MRW my work discontinues my current health insurance plan and now only offers the "high deductable", I get overcharged for my prescriptions and overdraft my back account, and find out I don't qualify for Obamacare because my income is too high by about a grand....all in the same day. | ebi-san | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,447,861 | reactiongifs | 1oz362 |
Don't worry, it's the AFFORDABLE care act. | spawnoftheking | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,454,196 | reactiongifs | ccx43lw |
Whenever I see British redditors spell favorite or color. | ducksizedhorses | 1,820 | 1,820 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,447,042 | AdviceAnimals | 1oz2fp |
Don't forget the Canadians! | BRINGTHEPLAIN | 892 | 892 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,447,351 | AdviceAnimals | ccx1z05 |
And Australians. | throwawaylms | 461 | 461 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,453,762 | AdviceAnimals | ccx3y05 |
And the kiwis.... Or pretty much every other English speaking country! | JessieJ1234 | 596 | 596 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,454,070 | AdviceAnimals | ccx4206 |
Let's just roll the "ou vs o" debate, the "d/m/y vs m/d/y" debate and the "metric vs imperial" debate together and be done with it. | throwawaylms | 243 | 243 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,454,431 | AdviceAnimals | ccx46m0 |
In other words, the Americans are wrong on all fronts. | Canadian4Paul | 972 | 972 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,454,573 | AdviceAnimals | ccx48if |
Americans are never wrong about anything. | savannahserendipity | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,459,459 | AdviceAnimals | ccx647u |
Sci-Fi that depicts humanity after being conquered by aliens. | arrjayjee | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,446,378 | books | 1oz1tr |
Oh, The Host! | FX114 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,458,885 | books | ccx5vx3 |
Salon's Tom Watson: Don't protest against the NSA, because there will be libertarians at the rally | Landarchist | 156 | 156 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,445,948 | Libertarian | 1oz1g4 |
As a "social democrat," shouldn't Tom Watson be tolerant and understanding of other people's ideas? | derekre3 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,459,799 | Libertarian | ccx6927 |
That's adorable. | galt88 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,484,705 | Libertarian | ccxgtjj |
Intellectual honesty at its finest. | galt88 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,484,574 | Libertarian | ccxgrnb |
He hasn't? | IsNotACleverMan | -119 | -119 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,448,028 | nfl | ccx258o |
Who is a villain in a story that you actually agree with? | AsianEgo | 936 | 936 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,444,787 | AskReddit | 1oz0i1 |
Sand man from spiderman | Seba553 | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,455,032 | AskReddit | ccx4em1 |
Well it's not so much how they catch him, it's the fact that he's an escaped convict and he wouldn't be allowed to be famous and make money without serving his sentence first. | npug | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,487,001 | AskReddit | ccxhq23 |
Again, he can't be stopped :P | GamerX44 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,487,254 | AskReddit | ccxhtgw |
He's saying that they'd cut off the TV feed in most cases. | LA_CADDY_SHACK | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,500,742 | AskReddit | ccxmzeq |
What a practical solution ! | GamerX44 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,517,743 | AskReddit | ccxqvx4 |
US halts aid to Syrian rebels | [deleted] | 147 | 147 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,444,271 | worldnews | 1oz03b |
So where's the banner that says "Mission Accomplished"? | aknownunknown | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,445,945 | worldnews | ccx1n8f |
Finding your way with an analog watch | dumanyac | 1,446 | 1,446 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,444,112 | woahdude | 1oyzzu |
What if the sun is directly above you? | coogzzz | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,465,639 | woahdude | ccx8n50 |
lay down on your side and point the hour hand straight up | CoolHeadedLogician | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,483,718 | woahdude | ccxgfvu |
TSA is expanding its screening of passengers before they arrive at the airport by searching a wide array of government and private databases that can include records like car registrations and employment information. | [deleted] | 2,974 | 2,974 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,443,878 | news | 1oyztn |
I'm glad they are expanding this highly effective program. | powercow | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,455,909 | news | ccx4qhe |
The TSA has a flawless record of respecting the rights of all air travelers, I'm sure giving them access to massive databases of information will be a fair and productive boon to their work! | gukeums1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,484,028 | news | ccxgk3v |
What a twat | JohnathanRalphio | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,443,717 | Gunners | 1oyzoo |
All hail Piers Morgan. | reddituser1357 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,445,007 | Gunners | ccx1g5t |
This Is What The End Of Hemp Prohibition Looks Like | Brzostowski | 374 | 374 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,442,758 | Drugs | 1oyyzv |
TiA might recognize Junot Diaz as the person behind that 'if you're a guy you just can't write women characters' quote. | missfiona | 211 | 211 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,442,528 | TumblrInAction | ccx0zq2 |
TIL only trans people can write books will full character sets | seek_the_phreak | 140 | 140 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,455,137 | TumblrInAction | ccx4g2e |
Bar Harbor Town Council Banned Christmas Tree Honoring Vets, Seriously? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,442,303 | Maine | 1oyyng |
The tree has been set up in Columbia Falls, at least Washington County is still a place with patriotic Americans. | maineiac04631 | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,449,329 | Maine | ccx2ih8 |
High Elo Ranked 5's 1v4 Zed play | iibaddie | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,441,779 | leagueoflegends | 1oyyam |
Not sure if Gold V ranked is considered high elo but nice play nonetheless. | tonguewin | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,454,428 | leagueoflegends | ccx46kl |
What is the strangest euphemism you've ever heard? | KingCarlosTheThird | 328 | 328 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,440,955 | AskReddit | 1oyxq8 |
I'm gonna go take the Browns to the Super Bowl. | perringoldeye | 288 | 288 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,450,402 | AskReddit | ccx2ty2 |
taking the cosbys to the pool | topherd09 | 75 | 75 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,031 | AskReddit | ccx30up |
Negotiating the release of chocolate hostages. | stimbus | 120 | 120 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,179 | AskReddit | ccx32j2 |
Give birth to a mud baby. | jfinneg1 | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,454,569 | AskReddit | ccx48fx |
Talk to a man about a horse | thehonestyfish | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,456,995 | AskReddit | ccx55fv |
Guess what the mailman just brought | ElBartoME | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,438,682 | MechanicalKeyboards | 1oywb9 |
Jellybeans? | WitchHunterNL | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,444,694 | MechanicalKeyboards | ccx1dyn |
What is something that instantly makes you angry? | chaklong | 1,379 | 1,379 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,438,594 | AskReddit | 1oyw9b |
Being stuck behind someone driving slow for no reason. | ForToday | 331 | 331 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,440,645 | AskReddit | ccx0osw |
Or driving slow because they are TEXTING! | newoldwave | 135 | 135 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,447,183 | AskReddit | ccx1xkr |
how do you know they were thugs | sarcasm24 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,465,928 | AskReddit | ccx8rp3 |
feminism. | youngpolish | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,450,869 | AskReddit | ccx2z1j |
Yeah, equality between the sexes is just awful. | slamdunkbrunch | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,501,171 | AskReddit | ccxn4nu |
Judge sentences teen to 10 years of church | LSasquatch | 1,582 | 1,582 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,436,638 | nottheonion | 1oyv55 |
Because using church as a form of punishment will really help the guy appreciate it. | markevens | 405 | 405 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,757 | nottheonion | ccx39c0 |
I was "forced" to go to church to get confirmed in the church (not sure you have that in the US) and that was a hell and I hated it.. 10 years of that shit, that is gonna make him looooove it | IndsaetNavnHer | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,458,137 | nottheonion | ccx5ld7 |
If you had to pose a question to every human on earth, and if they got the answer wrong they die, what would you ask to kill the most people? | Kaepas | 1,597 | 1,597 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,434,932 | AskReddit | 1oyu4e |
Obviously, the proper way to expand "should've" is "should of". | IWillNotLie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,465,103 | AskReddit | ccx8f5b |
IDF soldiers kill Palestinian planner of Tel Aviv bus bombing in West Bank raid | tamarijp | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,433,857 | Israel | 1oytid |
How many more people need to get killed before the Palestinians give up their genocidal terror war against Israel? | ZachofFables | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,446,711 | Israel | ccx1ti3 |
Yeah, what did we ever do to the Palestinians right? | 869689698 | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,464,738 | Israel | ccx89o0 |
how about no | hackersthatrose | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,433,539 | creepyPMs | 1oytbi |
Food substitute Soylent raises $1.5 million ahead of planned US launch in December | c-r-u-x | 784 | 784 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,433,098 | Futurology | 1oyt3e |
Can someone explain to me how this is different from picking up a box of Ensure from Costco? | Yangoose | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,452,256 | Futurology | ccx3f9m |
Not much, aside from it being an alternative and less tested. | mandudebreh | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,464,349 | Futurology | ccx83pb |
Clearly an unbiased reply filled with domain knowledge. | Kamigawa | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,473,190 | Futurology | ccxbzkb |
Blackhole Arrests How Has The Underground Reacted | 0xAli | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,432,240 | technology | 1oysln |
I've never done one of these before, but she earned it | [deleted] | 2,198 | 2,198 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,432,214 | AdviceAnimals | 1oysl6 |
Because girls aren't responsible for their actions, the guy made her do it. | ExMuzzy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,453,933 | AdviceAnimals | ccx4079 |
'This is bloody disgusting behaviour of a heap of bloody poofters': A Conservative reaction to the ACT same sex marriage legislation. | randiemarch | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,430,514 | australia | 1oyrnz |
Because if we start letting gays marry they'll start tackling me to the ground and having their way with me because I'm so damn irresistible. | is0lated | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,439,274 | australia | ccx0hve |
I know I'll admit I'm a loser, then I'll get pity sex or at least pity sex knowledge, YES IT'LL WORK! | Aerys1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,452,092 | creepyPMs | ccx3day |
Microworkers Forum Posting Jobs Tips | jfmishu | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,429,157 | freelance | 1oyqws |
GREAT INFO FOR FREELANCERS ON MICROWORKERS. | jfmishu | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,429,230 | freelance | ccwz7kz |
THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE BLOGSPAM AT ALL | HitlerBadRedditGood | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,448,950 | freelance | ccx2elu |
Fox News Reportedly Used Fake Commenter Accounts To Rebut Critical Blog Posts | BlankVerse | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,428,806 | technology | 1oyqoq |
You won't be able to make Big Eye unless you are running Call of the Haunted | integratedc | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,455,007 | yugioh | ccx4eai |
Haven't you ever heard of ***tribute*** summoning? | moonedge | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,480,981 | yugioh | ccxfdba |
I've had enough of your shit, Amanda. | yourtrashysister | 2,138 | 2,138 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,427,727 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1oyq29 |
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