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Was just served this at Joe's Crab Shack | dsquidmusic | 2,316 | 2,316 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,564,500 | WTF | 1p2voz |
As someone who's watched "Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsey", I believe I know what I'm talking about when I say that it's cheaper to prepare the food from raw ingredients yourself rather than using a microwave. | Pro-Patria-Mori | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,584,948 | WTF | ccyegs3 |
But asking them to go fuck a duck would be "misandry" which is expressly forbidden in the sidebar! | HalpWithMyPaper | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,567,734 | TrollXChromosomes | ccy7hcp |
Did anybody see the previews for this movie yet? | Impulse3 | 175 | 175 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,564,091 | TrueAtheism | 1p2v3o |
Woman Thinks the Fainting Lady Behind Obama Was Staged | thinkbox | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,563,701 | cringe | 1p2uku |
Looks pretty staged to me... | Jid11 | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,566,931 | cringe | ccy75n1 |
But what would be the benefit for the Obama Administration of having a lady faint? | antag4123 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,572,584 | cringe | ccy9e05 |
It's for obamacare. | Rebel_ | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,572,999 | cringe | ccy9jyo |
What does that even mean? | slinky317 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,826 | cringe | ccyb5av |
You are republican, because you don't understand it. | Rebel_ | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,593,424 | cringe | ccyh5dm |
Nope, not even close | RabbleHouse | 448 | 448 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,561,604 | Filmmakers | 1p2rhi |
You mean your interest in one guy doesn't indicate your interest in any and every penis in the world? | draculapeterson | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,561,141 | creepyPMs | ccy4nrf |
But he used the words "Moi" and "Vous" so he must be classy. | Gamer_152 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,641,860 | creepyPMs | ccytoi6 |
I've never understood the "family friendly server" crap. | metallicamaster3 | 2,229 | 2,229 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,560,062 | gaming | 1p2p95 |
LOOK AT ME I DIDN'T SWEAR WHEN I PUMPED 30 ROUNDS OF .556 IN THAT DUDES FACE WHILE MY BUDDY HIT YOU WITH A RPG! | ironcoffin | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,565,663 | gaming | ccy6n0w |
As non-American, I find your fuss over certain "bad words" really stupid in general. | Seppoteurastaja | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,567,914 | gaming | ccy7jwz |
But what about *the children*? | InfernalInsanity | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,571,150 | gaming | ccy8tvm |
- Clan pays for server - Not forced to play on server - You play on server you don't pay for and complain Nice to see the welfare/entitlement system working strong online. | shastaXII | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,767 | gaming | ccyb4gp |
What does any of that have to do with the fact the in game character yells "Fuck". | shark93 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,847 | gaming | ccyb5m3 |
Mississippi Senate candidate Chris McDaniel addressed neo-confederate event | StrictScrutiny | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,559,945 | politics | 1p2p31 |
Totally not racist. | letdogsvote | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,560,397 | politics | ccy4bs2 |
I hear he has a black friend, so no. | IrishJoe | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,567,870 | politics | ccy7j9m |
What a gentleman. | ILuffhomer | 135 | 135 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,559,740 | creepyPMs | 1p2os0 |
Glad all the people who did not end up homeless are winning this case. | Jespar | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,570,367 | news | ccy8iy5 |
I have a hunch that no one will end up in jail though. | ickies | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,565,348 | politics | ccy6iai |
Roma family 'delighted' as girl returned | guv999 | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,558,271 | ireland | 1p2mlm |
of course they're delighted; they'll sue and probably get more free money. | DanCosgrave | -16 | -16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,558,678 | ireland | ccy3jqo |
Because they couldn't possibly care about their daughter, disgusting gypsies | LordHenryWasEvil | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,564,813 | ireland | ccy6a2l |
welcome to wendy's, the fuck you tryna eat? | [deleted] | 1,812 | 1,812 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,558,065 | funny | 1p2mad |
Should be "Americanization." | miffelplix | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,560,000 | unitedkingdom | ccy45uf |
Should be "Americanization." | miffelplix | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,560,067 | unitedkingdom | ccy46wi |
Should be "Americanization." | miffelplix | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,560,075 | unitedkingdom | ccy472t |
I'm so glad Milan got rid of him | warchant | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,561,558 | soccer | ccy4up4 |
God's Not Dead | Teaser Trailer | TRONbyNIGHT | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,555,296 | Christianity | 1p2i96 |
So you're getting baptized now? | 316trees | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,790,901 | Christianity | cczyzp2 |
As someone who does research in immunology, I don't think this can be said enough. | sdneidich | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,554,824 | AdviceAnimals | 1p2hl9 |
Meet the Zerg: Only in Planetside 2 | Moukass | 234 | 234 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,554,111 | Planetside | 1p2gl3 |
Obviously pay to lose | Trondur | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,560,066 | Planetside | ccy46v9 |
why do you think you are undateable? | wanderingalice | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,555,885 | relationships | ccy296y |
I know, it's not like she's a jew, right? | Moonlight_Knight | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,581,453 | relationships | ccyd1wm |
I learn my history from it's always sunny. | SuaveRico | 2,608 | 2,608 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,552,544 | funny | 1p2eax |
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about the Mayans to dispute it. | Absulute | 783 | 783 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,562,947 | funny | ccy5gxu |
lol, mayas are mexicans, and olmecs, and whatever todays 'science' wants to call them.. the whole american continent was a single culture.. dont forget that ;3 | JustNome | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,252 | funny | ccyawc1 |
In saying the ACA didn't go far enough: "I'd rather a few hundred thousand die bloody, quick, in the streets, than millions waste away in poverty, disease, and imprisonment." | brendanobrien | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,551,936 | ShitPoliticsSays | 1p2dgb |
What about just rounding them up and putting them in camps? | imjgaltstill | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,566,571 | ShitPoliticsSays | ccy70dv |
Or maybe we could have them[read: poverty stricken, diseased, and imprisoned] all work on plots of land for us, and the owner of said land could house/clothe/feed them as well, they wouldn't need any money or anything | Dranosh | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,581,659 | ShitPoliticsSays | ccyd4xd |
DNA test proves 7 year old girl taken from by police from house in Dublin this week is related to Roma family - The couple have maintained all along that the 7-year-old blonde girl is their daughter | bimonscificon | 1,652 | 1,652 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,551,217 | worldnews | 1p2cfu |
So if this is true does the family have any legal recourse? | hatescheese | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,552,710 | worldnews | ccy0thb |
Saw my name in the paper today | pizzacommander | 2,243 | 2,243 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,550,410 | funny | 1p2bbn |
Harbor freight represent. | _kaylawiththesun_ | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,554,123 | funny | ccy1goy |
My dad goes there all the time, calls it China Freight. | SIR_FURT_WIGGLEPANTS | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,566,697 | funny | ccy729a |
But but but... Only America makes quality goods. | 0to60in2minutes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,574,928 | funny | ccyabrl |
What is the most important/biggest unspoken rule you know? | JustInfestors | 2,519 | 2,519 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,550,191 | AskReddit | 1p2azi |
Barneys has student arrested for "shopping while black" | Plowbeast | 111 | 111 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,549,893 | rage | 1p2ale |
My girlfriend and a lot of her friends are feminists, and when they get together this is all I can think. | schockerama123 | 1,037 | 1,037 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,549,880 | AdviceAnimals | 1p2akq |
PS4 Will Let You Use Your Real Name Online At Launch | TBoneTheOriginal | 82 | 82 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,549,310 | PS4 | 1p29qy |
This is Sony, not Google. | TBoneTheOriginal | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,571,413 | PS4 | ccy8xhw |
New Captain America: The Winter Soldier teaser | wawaboy2 | 75 | 75 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,549,058 | comicbooks | 1p29d5 |
Fucking hate teasers for teasers. | Beeslo | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,553,286 | comicbooks | ccy12tj |
I spend a lot of time on my smart phone playing Temple Run 2. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,548,828 | AskReddit | ccxz3pv |
Google Fiber: "It's a myth that consumers don't want 1 Gbps" | spellbreaker | 4,291 | 4,291 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,548,252 | technology | 1p2880 |
You are so right, we should all just go back to dialup speeds. | 000Destruct0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,559,772 | technology | ccy421t |
I'm sick of paying $65/month for a 125MBps/125MBps connection | infinityprime | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,563,400 | technology | ccy5o44 |
This douche bag littered right in front of me...enough said. | knicole88 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,547,829 | Republican | 1p27md |
Gotta create jobs somehow. | ihsw | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,548,292 | Republican | ccxyvcy |
I guess there just aren't enough pop stars to go round. | HolySchmoly | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,562,168 | MensRights | ccy54mp |
Pax 3 Day Pass Sold Out just got through, 3days sold out | motgnarom | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,546,914 | PAX | 1p26ba |
You obviously forgot the The old republic line from 2011. | siegewolf | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,550,456 | PAX | ccxzttk |
Anybody on Edmonton | mcharb13 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,550,674 | hockey | ccxzxbl |
I'm so glad they got this dangerous man off of the streets for being guilty of owning an empty shell casing, a dud shotgun round, and a box of bullets for reloading, which is about as dangerous as a box of rocks. | ChinchillaJockey | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,558,038 | progun | ccy38qn |
What is the most evil yet still legal thing you can do? | Cal-cu-lon | 577 | 577 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,546,232 | AskReddit | 1p25c1 |
Picketing funerals. | mrs_qel_droma | 1,268 | 1,268 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,548,214 | AskReddit | ccxyu7b |
Not legal in Canada. | zciw | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,569,844 | AskReddit | ccy8bpz |
Because Canada doesn't have freedom of speech. | DoodGai1 | -19 | -19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,579,698 | AskReddit | ccycc1t |
We have freedom of speech, as long as its not hate speech. | 1337n008 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,581,859 | AskReddit | ccyd7us |
Yes, because condemning 'fags' as being sub-human is something we should shout from rooftops freely. | amkamins | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,590,667 | AskReddit | ccygeg1 |
Because having a child isn't a life long commitment, its just for funzies. | simplejoy | 675 | 675 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,547,257 | rage | ccxyfch |
Well OBVIOUSLY. | PyroSpark | 84 | 84 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,550,855 | rage | ccy00aq |
What do you know.The teen Mom from that horrible MTV show is a bad mother. | MurshaqBack | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,554,104 | rage | ccy1gdw |
Congressman Darrell Issa (R-CA) using kittens to show problems with Obama Care hotline | Badgerbud | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,545,895 | politics | 1p24w6 |
Glad he is continuing to use our tax dollars wisely! | IrishJoe | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,547,194 | politics | ccxyeb7 |
Ranking systems that would make more sense than the BCS | xerillum | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,545,841 | CFB | ccxxtfb |
Number of Chick fil A's on campus | GiovannidelMonaco | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,547,603 | CFB | ccxykvb |
Tom Hiddleston is such a nerd (SPOILERS for Young Avengers #11) | centipededamascus | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,544,665 | Marvel | 1p236w |
OMG hes holding a comic book for a picture, hes such a nerd! | iron_cap | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,547,554 | Marvel | ccxyk2l |
Verizon is suing the government so they can charge subscribers extra to use sites like Facebook and Reddit. | Common_Cause | 4,122 | 4,122 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,544,454 | politics | 1p22wk |
good it would cause a massive rise in competition, and thus new ideas | absentkey | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,569,394 | politics | ccy85ec |
Yes, that is why so many cable companies are doing so well and are so innovative. | InsomniacRunner | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,569,513 | politics | ccy8745 |
Baltimore Ravens being paid $130k by State of Maryland to promote Affordable Healthcare Act. | bujweiser | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,544,287 | Libertarian | 1p22o9 |
Ravens support all forms of ghetto thuggery, that's why all the fans wear murderer Ray Lewis 52 jerseys. | Obamateur_Hour | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,566,815 | Libertarian | ccy7404 |
Right, & OJ isn't a murderer either. | Obamateur_Hour | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,615,856 | Libertarian | ccykh23 |
Cool VERY hi-res photo from a recent photoshoot | [deleted] | 64 | 64 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,544,163 | Eminem | 1p22ij |
Man who confessed to drunk driving in viral video gets 6 1/2 years | DonkeyFuel | 109 | 109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,543,660 | JusticePorn | 1p21tt |
That'll teach people to accept responsibility for their crimes. | DoublespeakAbounds | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,563,850 | JusticePorn | ccy5v6q |
I know this has been posted before, but one of the worst national anthem renditions ever. | dr-drew | 116 | 116 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,542,927 | cringe | 1p20vi |
To the women of Reddit | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,542,876 | funny | 1p20sm |
Oh come on now, how many people have access to Reddit in their kitchen? | wyrmbear | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,543,325 | funny | ccxwrw1 |
Cops Threaten To Ticket Banksy's Ronald McDonald Shoe Shine Boy | someotherstuff | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,542,562 | nyc | 1p20du |
Doug Martin injury isn't season ending. | codesloth | 149 | 149 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,542,321 | fantasyfootball | 1p202c |
Did they intentionally hold this info until after Tuesday waivers cleared? | codesloth | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,542,504 | fantasyfootball | ccxwg77 |
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