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Was just served this at Joe's Crab Shack
|
dsquidmusic
| 2,316 | 2,316 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,564,500 |
WTF
|
1p2voz
|
As someone who's watched "Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsey", I believe I know what I'm talking about when I say that it's cheaper to prepare the food from raw ingredients yourself rather than using a microwave.
|
Pro-Patria-Mori
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,584,948 |
WTF
|
ccyegs3
|
But asking them to go fuck a duck would be "misandry" which is expressly forbidden in the sidebar!
|
HalpWithMyPaper
| 47 | 47 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,567,734 |
TrollXChromosomes
|
ccy7hcp
|
Did anybody see the previews for this movie yet?
|
Impulse3
| 175 | 175 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,564,091 |
TrueAtheism
|
1p2v3o
|
Woman Thinks the Fainting Lady Behind Obama Was Staged
|
thinkbox
| 23 | 23 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,563,701 |
cringe
|
1p2uku
|
Looks pretty staged to me...
|
Jid11
| -8 | -8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,566,931 |
cringe
|
ccy75n1
|
But what would be the benefit for the Obama Administration of having a lady faint?
|
antag4123
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,572,584 |
cringe
|
ccy9e05
|
It's for obamacare.
|
Rebel_
| -12 | -12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,572,999 |
cringe
|
ccy9jyo
|
What does that even mean?
|
slinky317
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,576,826 |
cringe
|
ccyb5av
|
You are republican, because you don't understand it.
|
Rebel_
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,593,424 |
cringe
|
ccyh5dm
|
Nope, not even close
|
RabbleHouse
| 448 | 448 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,561,604 |
Filmmakers
|
1p2rhi
|
You mean your interest in one guy doesn't indicate your interest in any and every penis in the world?
|
draculapeterson
| 22 | 22 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,561,141 |
creepyPMs
|
ccy4nrf
|
But he used the words "Moi" and "Vous" so he must be classy.
|
Gamer_152
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,641,860 |
creepyPMs
|
ccytoi6
|
I've never understood the "family friendly server" crap.
|
metallicamaster3
| 2,229 | 2,229 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,560,062 |
gaming
|
1p2p95
|
LOOK AT ME I DIDN'T SWEAR WHEN I PUMPED 30 ROUNDS OF .556 IN THAT DUDES FACE WHILE MY BUDDY HIT YOU WITH A RPG!
|
ironcoffin
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,565,663 |
gaming
|
ccy6n0w
|
As non-American, I find your fuss over certain "bad words" really stupid in general.
|
Seppoteurastaja
| 59 | 59 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,567,914 |
gaming
|
ccy7jwz
|
But what about *the children*?
|
InfernalInsanity
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,571,150 |
gaming
|
ccy8tvm
|
- Clan pays for server - Not forced to play on server - You play on server you don't pay for and complain Nice to see the welfare/entitlement system working strong online.
|
shastaXII
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,576,767 |
gaming
|
ccyb4gp
|
What does any of that have to do with the fact the in game character yells "Fuck".
|
shark93
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,576,847 |
gaming
|
ccyb5m3
|
Mississippi Senate candidate Chris McDaniel addressed neo-confederate event
|
StrictScrutiny
| 17 | 17 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,559,945 |
politics
|
1p2p31
|
Totally not racist.
|
letdogsvote
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,560,397 |
politics
|
ccy4bs2
|
I hear he has a black friend, so no.
|
IrishJoe
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,567,870 |
politics
|
ccy7j9m
|
What a gentleman.
|
ILuffhomer
| 135 | 135 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,559,740 |
creepyPMs
|
1p2os0
|
Glad all the people who did not end up homeless are winning this case.
|
Jespar
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,570,367 |
news
|
ccy8iy5
|
I have a hunch that no one will end up in jail though.
|
ickies
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,565,348 |
politics
|
ccy6iai
|
Roma family 'delighted' as girl returned
|
guv999
| 26 | 26 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,558,271 |
ireland
|
1p2mlm
|
of course they're delighted; they'll sue and probably get more free money.
|
DanCosgrave
| -16 | -16 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,558,678 |
ireland
|
ccy3jqo
|
Because they couldn't possibly care about their daughter, disgusting gypsies
|
LordHenryWasEvil
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,564,813 |
ireland
|
ccy6a2l
|
welcome to wendy's, the fuck you tryna eat?
|
[deleted]
| 1,812 | 1,812 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,558,065 |
funny
|
1p2mad
|
Should be "Americanization."
|
miffelplix
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,560,000 |
unitedkingdom
|
ccy45uf
|
Should be "Americanization."
|
miffelplix
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,560,067 |
unitedkingdom
|
ccy46wi
|
Should be "Americanization."
|
miffelplix
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,560,075 |
unitedkingdom
|
ccy472t
|
I'm so glad Milan got rid of him
|
warchant
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,561,558 |
soccer
|
ccy4up4
|
God's Not Dead | Teaser Trailer
|
TRONbyNIGHT
| 21 | 21 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,555,296 |
Christianity
|
1p2i96
|
So you're getting baptized now?
|
316trees
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,790,901 |
Christianity
|
cczyzp2
|
As someone who does research in immunology, I don't think this can be said enough.
|
sdneidich
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,554,824 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p2hl9
|
Meet the Zerg: Only in Planetside 2
|
Moukass
| 234 | 234 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,554,111 |
Planetside
|
1p2gl3
|
Obviously pay to lose
|
Trondur
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,560,066 |
Planetside
|
ccy46v9
|
why do you think you are undateable?
|
wanderingalice
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,555,885 |
relationships
|
ccy296y
|
I know, it's not like she's a jew, right?
|
Moonlight_Knight
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,581,453 |
relationships
|
ccyd1wm
|
I learn my history from it's always sunny.
|
SuaveRico
| 2,608 | 2,608 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,552,544 |
funny
|
1p2eax
|
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about the Mayans to dispute it.
|
Absulute
| 783 | 783 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,562,947 |
funny
|
ccy5gxu
|
lol, mayas are mexicans, and olmecs, and whatever todays 'science' wants to call them.. the whole american continent was a single culture.. dont forget that ;3
|
JustNome
| -8 | -8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,576,252 |
funny
|
ccyawc1
|
In saying the ACA didn't go far enough: "I'd rather a few hundred thousand die bloody, quick, in the streets, than millions waste away in poverty, disease, and imprisonment."
|
brendanobrien
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,551,936 |
ShitPoliticsSays
|
1p2dgb
|
What about just rounding them up and putting them in camps?
|
imjgaltstill
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,566,571 |
ShitPoliticsSays
|
ccy70dv
|
Or maybe we could have them[read: poverty stricken, diseased, and imprisoned] all work on plots of land for us, and the owner of said land could house/clothe/feed them as well, they wouldn't need any money or anything
|
Dranosh
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,581,659 |
ShitPoliticsSays
|
ccyd4xd
|
DNA test proves 7 year old girl taken from by police from house in Dublin this week is related to Roma family - The couple have maintained all along that the 7-year-old blonde girl is their daughter
|
bimonscificon
| 1,652 | 1,652 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,551,217 |
worldnews
|
1p2cfu
|
So if this is true does the family have any legal recourse?
|
hatescheese
| 56 | 56 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,552,710 |
worldnews
|
ccy0thb
|
Saw my name in the paper today
|
pizzacommander
| 2,243 | 2,243 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,550,410 |
funny
|
1p2bbn
|
Harbor freight represent.
|
_kaylawiththesun_
| 93 | 93 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,554,123 |
funny
|
ccy1goy
|
My dad goes there all the time, calls it China Freight.
|
SIR_FURT_WIGGLEPANTS
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,566,697 |
funny
|
ccy729a
|
But but but... Only America makes quality goods.
|
0to60in2minutes
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,574,928 |
funny
|
ccyabrl
|
What is the most important/biggest unspoken rule you know?
|
JustInfestors
| 2,519 | 2,519 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,550,191 |
AskReddit
|
1p2azi
|
Barneys has student arrested for "shopping while black"
|
Plowbeast
| 111 | 111 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,549,893 |
rage
|
1p2ale
|
My girlfriend and a lot of her friends are feminists, and when they get together this is all I can think.
|
schockerama123
| 1,037 | 1,037 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,549,880 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p2akq
|
PS4 Will Let You Use Your Real Name Online At Launch
|
TBoneTheOriginal
| 82 | 82 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,549,310 |
PS4
|
1p29qy
|
This is Sony, not Google.
|
TBoneTheOriginal
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,571,413 |
PS4
|
ccy8xhw
|
New Captain America: The Winter Soldier teaser
|
wawaboy2
| 75 | 75 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,549,058 |
comicbooks
|
1p29d5
|
Fucking hate teasers for teasers.
|
Beeslo
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,553,286 |
comicbooks
|
ccy12tj
|
I spend a lot of time on my smart phone playing Temple Run 2.
|
[deleted]
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,548,828 |
AskReddit
|
ccxz3pv
|
Google Fiber: "It's a myth that consumers don't want 1 Gbps"
|
spellbreaker
| 4,291 | 4,291 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,548,252 |
technology
|
1p2880
|
You are so right, we should all just go back to dialup speeds.
|
000Destruct0
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,559,772 |
technology
|
ccy421t
|
I'm sick of paying $65/month for a 125MBps/125MBps connection
|
infinityprime
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,563,400 |
technology
|
ccy5o44
|
This douche bag littered right in front of me...enough said.
|
knicole88
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,547,829 |
Republican
|
1p27md
|
Gotta create jobs somehow.
|
ihsw
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,548,292 |
Republican
|
ccxyvcy
|
I guess there just aren't enough pop stars to go round.
|
HolySchmoly
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,562,168 |
MensRights
|
ccy54mp
|
Pax 3 Day Pass Sold Out just got through, 3days sold out
|
motgnarom
| 44 | 44 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,546,914 |
PAX
|
1p26ba
|
You obviously forgot the The old republic line from 2011.
|
siegewolf
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,550,456 |
PAX
|
ccxzttk
|
Anybody on Edmonton
|
mcharb13
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,550,674 |
hockey
|
ccxzxbl
|
I'm so glad they got this dangerous man off of the streets for being guilty of owning an empty shell casing, a dud shotgun round, and a box of bullets for reloading, which is about as dangerous as a box of rocks.
|
ChinchillaJockey
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,558,038 |
progun
|
ccy38qn
|
What is the most evil yet still legal thing you can do?
|
Cal-cu-lon
| 577 | 577 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,546,232 |
AskReddit
|
1p25c1
|
Picketing funerals.
|
mrs_qel_droma
| 1,268 | 1,268 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,548,214 |
AskReddit
|
ccxyu7b
|
Not legal in Canada.
|
zciw
| 53 | 53 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,569,844 |
AskReddit
|
ccy8bpz
|
Because Canada doesn't have freedom of speech.
|
DoodGai1
| -19 | -19 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,579,698 |
AskReddit
|
ccycc1t
|
We have freedom of speech, as long as its not hate speech.
|
1337n008
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,581,859 |
AskReddit
|
ccyd7us
|
Yes, because condemning 'fags' as being sub-human is something we should shout from rooftops freely.
|
amkamins
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,590,667 |
AskReddit
|
ccygeg1
|
Because having a child isn't a life long commitment, its just for funzies.
|
simplejoy
| 675 | 675 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,547,257 |
rage
|
ccxyfch
|
Well OBVIOUSLY.
|
PyroSpark
| 84 | 84 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,550,855 |
rage
|
ccy00aq
|
What do you know.The teen Mom from that horrible MTV show is a bad mother.
|
MurshaqBack
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,554,104 |
rage
|
ccy1gdw
|
Congressman Darrell Issa (R-CA) using kittens to show problems with Obama Care hotline
|
Badgerbud
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,545,895 |
politics
|
1p24w6
|
Glad he is continuing to use our tax dollars wisely!
|
IrishJoe
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,547,194 |
politics
|
ccxyeb7
|
Ranking systems that would make more sense than the BCS
|
xerillum
| 51 | 51 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,545,841 |
CFB
|
ccxxtfb
|
Number of Chick fil A's on campus
|
GiovannidelMonaco
| 56 | 56 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,547,603 |
CFB
|
ccxykvb
|
Tom Hiddleston is such a nerd (SPOILERS for Young Avengers #11)
|
centipededamascus
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,544,665 |
Marvel
|
1p236w
|
OMG hes holding a comic book for a picture, hes such a nerd!
|
iron_cap
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,547,554 |
Marvel
|
ccxyk2l
|
Verizon is suing the government so they can charge subscribers extra to use sites like Facebook and Reddit.
|
Common_Cause
| 4,122 | 4,122 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,544,454 |
politics
|
1p22wk
|
good it would cause a massive rise in competition, and thus new ideas
|
absentkey
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,569,394 |
politics
|
ccy85ec
|
Yes, that is why so many cable companies are doing so well and are so innovative.
|
InsomniacRunner
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,569,513 |
politics
|
ccy8745
|
Baltimore Ravens being paid $130k by State of Maryland to promote Affordable Healthcare Act.
|
bujweiser
| 62 | 62 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,544,287 |
Libertarian
|
1p22o9
|
Ravens support all forms of ghetto thuggery, that's why all the fans wear murderer Ray Lewis 52 jerseys.
|
Obamateur_Hour
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,566,815 |
Libertarian
|
ccy7404
|
Right, & OJ isn't a murderer either.
|
Obamateur_Hour
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,615,856 |
Libertarian
|
ccykh23
|
Cool VERY hi-res photo from a recent photoshoot
|
[deleted]
| 64 | 64 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,544,163 |
Eminem
|
1p22ij
|
Man who confessed to drunk driving in viral video gets 6 1/2 years
|
DonkeyFuel
| 109 | 109 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,543,660 |
JusticePorn
|
1p21tt
|
That'll teach people to accept responsibility for their crimes.
|
DoublespeakAbounds
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,563,850 |
JusticePorn
|
ccy5v6q
|
I know this has been posted before, but one of the worst national anthem renditions ever.
|
dr-drew
| 116 | 116 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,542,927 |
cringe
|
1p20vi
|
To the women of Reddit
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,542,876 |
funny
|
1p20sm
|
Oh come on now, how many people have access to Reddit in their kitchen?
|
wyrmbear
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,543,325 |
funny
|
ccxwrw1
|
Cops Threaten To Ticket Banksy's Ronald McDonald Shoe Shine Boy
|
someotherstuff
| 13 | 13 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,542,562 |
nyc
|
1p20du
|
Doug Martin injury isn't season ending.
|
codesloth
| 149 | 149 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,542,321 |
fantasyfootball
|
1p202c
|
Did they intentionally hold this info until after Tuesday waivers cleared?
|
codesloth
| 35 | 35 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,542,504 |
fantasyfootball
|
ccxwg77
|
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