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Yes to the last sentence, but only in my magical Mormon underwear!
|
Spikekuji
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,566,750 |
childfree
|
ccy7318
|
About 60 to 70 percent of all inmates in France's prison system are Muslim, though Muslims make up only about 12 percent of the country's population
|
accountt1234
| 1,004 | 1,004 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,541,585 |
worldnews
|
1p1z2o
|
Saw this propaganda at the skytrain.
|
UkulelePeter
| 284 | 284 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,541,315 |
vancouver
|
1p1yqa
|
CRITICIZE POSTER FOR BEING PRO-ZIONIST GET CALLED AN ANTI-SEMITE CRITICIZE ISRAEL FOR ITS TREATMENT OF PALESTINE, LAUGH AT ITS "SHARED VALUES AND FREEDOM" GET CALLED AN ANTI-SEMITE EXPLAIN YOU'RE ANTI-ZIONIST, NOT ANTI-JEW GET CALLED AN ANTI-SEMITE etc.
|
angrycommie
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,562,395 |
vancouver
|
ccy5890
|
Anti Semite!
|
gbramaginn
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,566,650 |
vancouver
|
ccy71kx
|
Police Cuff Black Teen for Buying Pricey Belt; Teen told no way he could afford such a thing.
|
powercow
| 80 | 80 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,540,668 |
news
|
1p1xwx
|
Well, how are people supposed to feel special about owning a high end luxury item when some common darkie can just walk in off the street and purchase it?
|
EdFinnerty
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,551,705 |
news
|
ccy0dkd
|
I now pronounce you scumbag Stacy
|
bloodner
| 2,109 | 2,109 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,540,539 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p1xp9
|
So much better than 22 months
|
rossk10
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,550,251 |
videos
|
ccxzqmc
|
My high school doesn't always make it to national news... but when we do we get humiliated
|
carlossolrac
| 2,550 | 2,550 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,539,114 |
funny
|
1p1vwb
|
You shouldn't be humiliated by the score, you should be humiliated by the douchebag parents trying to sue the other school for bullying because their football team got beat 91-0.
|
dupontcircle
| 1,719 | 1,719 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,542,253 |
funny
|
ccxwcnw
|
As long as everyone gets a trophy for participating everything is fine.
|
Thementalrapist
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,554,934 |
funny
|
ccy1tsl
|
Obama's welfare state
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,992 |
politics
|
1p1ujn
|
Oddly the chart doesn't show military spending.
|
mitchwells
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,538,814 |
politics
|
ccxv1gk
|
Yeah, but those folks work for their government paycheck!
|
Im_gumby_damnit
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,539,195 |
politics
|
ccxv6fy
|
Alexa Cruz describes the horror of being a porn star
|
[deleted]
| 1,027 | 1,027 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,736 |
videos
|
1p1u8j
|
Space Engineers comes out today!
|
green_is_jolly
| 1,998 | 1,998 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,568 |
gaming
|
1p1u1f
|
Lawsuit claims City of Portland employee told 'I'm tired of your Christian attitude' by co-worker
|
CosmicGame
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,491 |
Portland
|
1p1tye
|
You're forgetting that Christians are the most persecuted people on earth!
|
warm_sweater
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,542,831 |
Portland
|
ccxwkts
|
So just like almost every story of a female rape victim on reddit then?
|
feminista_throwaway
| 15 | 15 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,372 |
againstmensrights
|
1p1tte
|
Mario Williams wins 2nd AFC Defensive POW honor
|
[deleted]
| 65 | 65 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,536,953 |
buffalobills
|
1p1tcf
|
Ugh, Mario is such a bust, he's terrible and completely overpaid, he's not even a good pass rusher, I don't understand why the front office went out and paid him money.
|
Moruitelda
| 17 | 17 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,288 |
buffalobills
|
ccxuifo
|
Am I being detained or am I free to shit in the sink?
|
betamos
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,536,596 |
libertarianmeme
|
1p1sxl
|
Yes because anarchy means there would be no universities!
|
LadyBugJ
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,724 |
libertarianmeme
|
ccxunqp
|
Me too
|
simplifying
| 1,760 | 1,760 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,536,091 |
funny
|
1p1se5
|
She's not THAT thin
|
ThirdPoliceman
| 34 | 34 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,544,568 |
funny
|
ccxxadm
|
I'm gonna let a random stranger on the internet watch my children
|
RuthlessAdam
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,536,759 |
Louisville
|
ccxuc5f
|
Danvers High School teacher murdered, 14 year old in custody
|
overthecascades
| 72 | 72 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,535,484 |
boston
|
1p1rpg
|
You forgot about the former tannery now EPA suprefund site, abandoned military base that held nukes, and the polluted rivers!
|
silentkill144
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,566,965 |
boston
|
ccy763o
|
Texting and Driving
|
CatReed
| 1,442 | 1,442 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,535,257 |
IdiotsFightingThings
|
1p1rhj
|
The TSA is now searching your personal records before you get to the airport
|
oldmoldy
| 663 | 663 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,535,039 |
restorethefourth
|
1p1r8u
|
Good, now maybe we can speed things up *at* the airport.
|
AdonisChrist
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,567,423 |
restorethefourth
|
ccy7cvd
|
The streetcars DC has ordered will not be delivered until March, delaying the implementation of streetcar service until then.
|
msingerman
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,534,713 |
washingtondc
|
1p1qvw
|
Come on taxi cabs, this is your last chance to beat the streetcars to the punch with getting credit card readers installed!
|
Eurynom0s
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,535,967 |
washingtondc
|
ccxu2x1
|
I dare you!
|
ani625
| 2,899 | 2,899 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,534,037 |
aww
|
1p1q57
|
You must have the breed wrong... all Pit Bull types are vicious killers with a voracious appetite for all living things.
|
makeeveryonehappy
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,545,755 |
aww
|
ccxxs4d
|
My dad got this for me in China years ago.
|
[deleted]
| 734 | 734 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,533,364 |
calvinandhobbes
|
1p1pez
|
Bill Watterson would be so proud.
|
cbyrnesx
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,541,761 |
calvinandhobbes
|
ccxw5os
|
Poll: Most Americans Back Obamacare or Want It Expanded
|
[deleted]
| 785 | 785 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,532,511 |
politics
|
1p1ojw
|
But only Tea Party people and Baby Boomers think like that.
|
folderol
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,558,861 |
politics
|
ccy3n0b
|
Bahrain Just Bought More Tear Gas Canisters Than It Has Citizens
|
User_Name13
| 898 | 898 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,532,463 |
worldnews
|
1p1oid
|
Yes, and clearly they'll need at least one canister per citizen over the long term.
|
Sqwirl
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,552,342 |
worldnews
|
ccy0nsu
|
The spine of someone with untreated severe scoliosis
|
kirbyfood
| 2,698 | 2,698 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,532,201 |
WTF
|
1p1oa2
|
East African Witch Doctors Are Hunting Albino Children to Amputate Their Limbs and Turn Them into Magic Potions
|
lexyjayla
| 1,981 | 1,981 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,531,408 |
WTF
|
1p1ni8
|
yeah, sadly the truth can sound like a cruel joke sometimes.
|
DrinkCocaine
| 187 | 187 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,547,145 |
WTF
|
ccxydij
|
As a short haired lesbian coming back from the gym with no makeup on I hope this shit doesn't happen again.
|
[deleted]
| 2,121 | 2,121 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,529,862 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p1mb7
|
Shouldn't this be bad luck Brianna then?
|
ayePALINDROMEeye
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,543,850 |
AdviceAnimals
|
ccxwzpz
|
Are there also BLB memes that account for all the different races?
|
brandnew87
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,547,067 |
AdviceAnimals
|
ccxyc9s
|
Reddit, meet Cedric: the Angriest Bird
|
eachfire
| 2,492 | 2,492 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,529,854 |
funny
|
1p1maq
|
Why isn't this in meme form
|
NotDwightHowardsPR
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,546,133 |
funny
|
ccxxxtp
|
Italian man accused of stealing job killed in Kent
|
i_have_no_chest
| 46 | 46 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,529,738 |
europe
|
1p1m7q
|
Yes, clearly *this* is the lesson to take away from this story.
|
cionn
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,545,419 |
europe
|
ccxxn1u
|
Exactly why I'm going to the gym everyday, I'm sick of looking in the mirror.
|
johny_dramma
| 1,298 | 1,298 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,528,936 |
GetMotivated
|
1p1ln1
|
What are those btw?
|
feureau
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,554,448 |
GetMotivated
|
ccy1lv7
|
Yes, hyperinflation and economic collapse definitely led to power back to the people in Weimar Germany!
|
TheWorldToCome
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,538,761 |
conspiracy
|
ccxv0r8
|
The american way of dive.
|
wayne_Adama
| 1,391 | 1,391 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,528,329 |
funny
|
1p1l7u
|
OMG Wayne, you are so hilarious!
|
MrArizone
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,563,347 |
funny
|
ccy5na6
|
Koch Brother Wages 12-Year Fight Over Wind Farm - claims the "visual pollution" would impact his "family compound"
|
pnewell
| 3,488 | 3,488 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,528,137 |
politics
|
1p1l39
|
When your fortune is built on energy that pollutes, and then you start fighting clean energy generation cause it fucks up your VIEW... You're a dick, and i hope a big dog scares you.
|
ChristopherMTL
| 1,465 | 1,465 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,529,818 |
politics
|
ccxskig
|
Rob Gronkowski 21-and-up Women's Camp
|
jalockk
| 906 | 906 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,527,501 |
nfl
|
1p1kn4
|
its easy for the AFC east to hate him though or at least its easy for me to hate him.
|
wretlingrock392
| 27 | 27 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,536,318 |
nfl
|
ccxu6z8
|
If I could party with Gronk, I would be a lot less salty about the Vikings being the worst goddman team ever.
|
Footballvike81
| 45 | 45 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,536,572 |
nfl
|
ccxu9ye
|
The Vikes went to OT with them last year and I would be willing to bet the Jags could hold thier own at this point...=(
|
Footballvike81
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,303 |
nfl
|
ccxuilt
|
No
|
Amitabh4Chan
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,557,949 |
india
|
ccy3773
|
In fact we need to introduce *more* reservations, right?
|
gcs8
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,559,006 |
india
|
ccy3pkk
|
Kenyon Martin will probably have a better season than the recently-waived James Johnson
|
thatdudecalledZZ
| 26 | 26 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,528,363 |
nba
|
ccxsb7w
|
Now if UK phone or broadband providers want to increase prices, reduce data or minutes, you can exit your contract without paying any penalty
|
deepbrown
| 3,423 | 3,423 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,524,372 |
technology
|
1p1ime
|
Don't forget that here in the UK, our government loves blocking any EU laws because you know the EU is evil
|
Blackspur
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,550,528 |
technology
|
ccxzuys
|
Real rough neighborhood.... all those Gangs.
|
Wienerwhisperer
| 135 | 135 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,523,659 |
washingtondc
|
1p1i7p
|
Got this one after a match of Counter Strike: Global Offensive.
|
peachroses
| 99 | 99 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,523,526 |
creepyPMs
|
1p1i4p
|
Creepers are *such* comedians, what with all their lolz and jk all the time, am I right?
|
Bluefell
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,525,171 |
creepyPMs
|
ccxrtx4
|
he just wants to stick together team
|
BubbaWoop
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,543,241 |
creepyPMs
|
ccxwqnv
|
Man stops Bank of America robbery breaking hand and bank refuses to help with medical bills
|
[deleted]
| 1,805 | 1,805 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,523,146 |
news
|
1p1hx6
|
Banks dont have big sums of cash anymore anyways.
|
[deleted]
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,925 |
news
|
ccxuq7o
|
Can you explain this further?
|
Mechanical_Owl
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,538,313 |
news
|
ccxuv18
|
Interesting... How long was the average police response time in, what town was this again?
|
DarkHater
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,541,653 |
news
|
ccxw43v
|
Coconuts.
|
AydenWilson
| 2,062 | 2,062 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,522,610 |
AskReddit
|
ccxrhx9
|
Pumpkins.
|
AydenWilson
| 452 | 452 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,524,390 |
AskReddit
|
ccxrq0m
|
Very festive!
|
StickleyMan
| 356 | 356 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,524,494 |
AskReddit
|
ccxrqjp
|
Very in the season.
|
Sarahthelizard
| 228 | 228 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,525,037 |
AskReddit
|
ccxrt7i
|
India: Minor girl gang raped and burnt alive
|
tractorbeam2
| 2,456 | 2,456 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,521,154 |
worldnews
|
1p1gr4
|
Bombing cities would typically kill more children
|
zandar_x
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,531,707 |
worldnews
|
ccxsy3z
|
but that way they wont get raped, duh
|
MrOmar
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,532,165 |
worldnews
|
ccxt1sb
|
I prefer Pakistan...oooooooh!
|
kaedanir
| -5 | -5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,535,350 |
worldnews
|
ccxtw0t
|
Won't anyone think of the human rights of those monsters!
|
HCrikki
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,551,592 |
worldnews
|
ccy0btg
|
Former US international defender Oguchi Onyewu has joined QPR
|
stax_n_stax
| 129 | 129 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,520,003 |
soccer
|
1p1g4s
|
If he's not good enough for the USA, how is he gonna be good enough for a championship side vying for promotion?
|
omiclops
| -17 | -17 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,539,207 |
soccer
|
ccxv6lm
|
Oh yes your right, and i'm sure if he plays well in England he could move up to playing in the MLS like the rest of the US defense.
|
I_RegisteredFor_This
| -7 | -7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,548,867 |
soccer
|
ccxz4bu
|
Spain's recession finally over with country notching up 0.1 percent growth in 3rd quarter after nine quarters in the red
|
GeorgeMills2501
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,519,439 |
worldnews
|
1p1fta
|
Only sunny times ahead now!
|
aussielander
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,520,813 |
worldnews
|
ccxra0c
|
Ferrari admits it wanted Robert Kubica to partner Fernando Alonso
|
NexusBoy
| 217 | 217 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,518,419 |
formula1
|
1p1f8v
|
Nice way to welcome Kimi to the team.
|
Yokira
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,557,660 |
formula1
|
ccy3294
|
Sparks Middle Shool shooter was only 12 years old
|
krautcop
| 19 | 19 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,518,114 |
ProtectAndServe
|
1p1f29
|
A ban on what?
|
NapoleonBonerFarts
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,547,558 |
ProtectAndServe
|
ccxyk54
|
Video games obviously.
|
ChayBread
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,552,883 |
ProtectAndServe
|
ccy0w91
|
Eatmydiction1 said he wouldn't ever appear on PKA again on his tumblr.
|
[deleted]
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,532,281 |
PKA
|
ccxt2pt
|
Why?
|
topchuck
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,533,248 |
PKA
|
ccxtb1a
|
You'd have to ask him.
|
[deleted]
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,533,394 |
PKA
|
ccxtcbi
|
Great, let me call him.
|
topchuck
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,535,426 |
PKA
|
ccxtwtg
|
The benefit cap isn't working for the poor, but that was never the aim
|
alshaw
| 38 | 38 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,515,906 |
ukpolitics
|
1p1dug
|
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