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Yes to the last sentence, but only in my magical Mormon underwear! | Spikekuji | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,566,750 | childfree | ccy7318 |
About 60 to 70 percent of all inmates in France's prison system are Muslim, though Muslims make up only about 12 percent of the country's population | accountt1234 | 1,004 | 1,004 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,541,585 | worldnews | 1p1z2o |
Saw this propaganda at the skytrain. | UkulelePeter | 284 | 284 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,541,315 | vancouver | 1p1yqa |
CRITICIZE POSTER FOR BEING PRO-ZIONIST GET CALLED AN ANTI-SEMITE CRITICIZE ISRAEL FOR ITS TREATMENT OF PALESTINE, LAUGH AT ITS "SHARED VALUES AND FREEDOM" GET CALLED AN ANTI-SEMITE EXPLAIN YOU'RE ANTI-ZIONIST, NOT ANTI-JEW GET CALLED AN ANTI-SEMITE etc. | angrycommie | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,562,395 | vancouver | ccy5890 |
Anti Semite! | gbramaginn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,566,650 | vancouver | ccy71kx |
Police Cuff Black Teen for Buying Pricey Belt; Teen told no way he could afford such a thing. | powercow | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,540,668 | news | 1p1xwx |
Well, how are people supposed to feel special about owning a high end luxury item when some common darkie can just walk in off the street and purchase it? | EdFinnerty | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,551,705 | news | ccy0dkd |
I now pronounce you scumbag Stacy | bloodner | 2,109 | 2,109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,540,539 | AdviceAnimals | 1p1xp9 |
So much better than 22 months | rossk10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,550,251 | videos | ccxzqmc |
My high school doesn't always make it to national news... but when we do we get humiliated | carlossolrac | 2,550 | 2,550 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,539,114 | funny | 1p1vwb |
You shouldn't be humiliated by the score, you should be humiliated by the douchebag parents trying to sue the other school for bullying because their football team got beat 91-0. | dupontcircle | 1,719 | 1,719 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,542,253 | funny | ccxwcnw |
As long as everyone gets a trophy for participating everything is fine. | Thementalrapist | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,554,934 | funny | ccy1tsl |
Obama's welfare state | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,992 | politics | 1p1ujn |
Oddly the chart doesn't show military spending. | mitchwells | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,538,814 | politics | ccxv1gk |
Yeah, but those folks work for their government paycheck! | Im_gumby_damnit | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,539,195 | politics | ccxv6fy |
Alexa Cruz describes the horror of being a porn star | [deleted] | 1,027 | 1,027 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,736 | videos | 1p1u8j |
Space Engineers comes out today! | green_is_jolly | 1,998 | 1,998 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,568 | gaming | 1p1u1f |
Lawsuit claims City of Portland employee told 'I'm tired of your Christian attitude' by co-worker | CosmicGame | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,491 | Portland | 1p1tye |
You're forgetting that Christians are the most persecuted people on earth! | warm_sweater | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,542,831 | Portland | ccxwkts |
So just like almost every story of a female rape victim on reddit then? | feminista_throwaway | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,372 | againstmensrights | 1p1tte |
Mario Williams wins 2nd AFC Defensive POW honor | [deleted] | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,536,953 | buffalobills | 1p1tcf |
Ugh, Mario is such a bust, he's terrible and completely overpaid, he's not even a good pass rusher, I don't understand why the front office went out and paid him money. | Moruitelda | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,288 | buffalobills | ccxuifo |
Am I being detained or am I free to shit in the sink? | betamos | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,536,596 | libertarianmeme | 1p1sxl |
Yes because anarchy means there would be no universities! | LadyBugJ | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,724 | libertarianmeme | ccxunqp |
Me too | simplifying | 1,760 | 1,760 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,536,091 | funny | 1p1se5 |
She's not THAT thin | ThirdPoliceman | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,544,568 | funny | ccxxadm |
I'm gonna let a random stranger on the internet watch my children | RuthlessAdam | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,536,759 | Louisville | ccxuc5f |
Danvers High School teacher murdered, 14 year old in custody | overthecascades | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,535,484 | boston | 1p1rpg |
You forgot about the former tannery now EPA suprefund site, abandoned military base that held nukes, and the polluted rivers! | silentkill144 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,566,965 | boston | ccy763o |
Texting and Driving | CatReed | 1,442 | 1,442 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,535,257 | IdiotsFightingThings | 1p1rhj |
The TSA is now searching your personal records before you get to the airport | oldmoldy | 663 | 663 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,535,039 | restorethefourth | 1p1r8u |
Good, now maybe we can speed things up *at* the airport. | AdonisChrist | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,567,423 | restorethefourth | ccy7cvd |
The streetcars DC has ordered will not be delivered until March, delaying the implementation of streetcar service until then. | msingerman | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,534,713 | washingtondc | 1p1qvw |
Come on taxi cabs, this is your last chance to beat the streetcars to the punch with getting credit card readers installed! | Eurynom0s | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,535,967 | washingtondc | ccxu2x1 |
I dare you! | ani625 | 2,899 | 2,899 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,534,037 | aww | 1p1q57 |
You must have the breed wrong... all Pit Bull types are vicious killers with a voracious appetite for all living things. | makeeveryonehappy | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,545,755 | aww | ccxxs4d |
My dad got this for me in China years ago. | [deleted] | 734 | 734 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,533,364 | calvinandhobbes | 1p1pez |
Bill Watterson would be so proud. | cbyrnesx | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,541,761 | calvinandhobbes | ccxw5os |
Poll: Most Americans Back Obamacare or Want It Expanded | [deleted] | 785 | 785 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,532,511 | politics | 1p1ojw |
But only Tea Party people and Baby Boomers think like that. | folderol | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,558,861 | politics | ccy3n0b |
Bahrain Just Bought More Tear Gas Canisters Than It Has Citizens | User_Name13 | 898 | 898 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,532,463 | worldnews | 1p1oid |
Yes, and clearly they'll need at least one canister per citizen over the long term. | Sqwirl | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,552,342 | worldnews | ccy0nsu |
The spine of someone with untreated severe scoliosis | kirbyfood | 2,698 | 2,698 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,532,201 | WTF | 1p1oa2 |
East African Witch Doctors Are Hunting Albino Children to Amputate Their Limbs and Turn Them into Magic Potions | lexyjayla | 1,981 | 1,981 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,531,408 | WTF | 1p1ni8 |
yeah, sadly the truth can sound like a cruel joke sometimes. | DrinkCocaine | 187 | 187 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,547,145 | WTF | ccxydij |
As a short haired lesbian coming back from the gym with no makeup on I hope this shit doesn't happen again. | [deleted] | 2,121 | 2,121 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,529,862 | AdviceAnimals | 1p1mb7 |
Shouldn't this be bad luck Brianna then? | ayePALINDROMEeye | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,543,850 | AdviceAnimals | ccxwzpz |
Are there also BLB memes that account for all the different races? | brandnew87 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,547,067 | AdviceAnimals | ccxyc9s |
Reddit, meet Cedric: the Angriest Bird | eachfire | 2,492 | 2,492 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,529,854 | funny | 1p1maq |
Why isn't this in meme form | NotDwightHowardsPR | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,546,133 | funny | ccxxxtp |
Italian man accused of stealing job killed in Kent | i_have_no_chest | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,529,738 | europe | 1p1m7q |
Yes, clearly *this* is the lesson to take away from this story. | cionn | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,545,419 | europe | ccxxn1u |
Exactly why I'm going to the gym everyday, I'm sick of looking in the mirror. | johny_dramma | 1,298 | 1,298 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,528,936 | GetMotivated | 1p1ln1 |
What are those btw? | feureau | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,554,448 | GetMotivated | ccy1lv7 |
Yes, hyperinflation and economic collapse definitely led to power back to the people in Weimar Germany! | TheWorldToCome | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,538,761 | conspiracy | ccxv0r8 |
The american way of dive. | wayne_Adama | 1,391 | 1,391 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,528,329 | funny | 1p1l7u |
OMG Wayne, you are so hilarious! | MrArizone | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,563,347 | funny | ccy5na6 |
Koch Brother Wages 12-Year Fight Over Wind Farm - claims the "visual pollution" would impact his "family compound" | pnewell | 3,488 | 3,488 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,528,137 | politics | 1p1l39 |
When your fortune is built on energy that pollutes, and then you start fighting clean energy generation cause it fucks up your VIEW... You're a dick, and i hope a big dog scares you. | ChristopherMTL | 1,465 | 1,465 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,529,818 | politics | ccxskig |
Rob Gronkowski 21-and-up Women's Camp | jalockk | 906 | 906 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,527,501 | nfl | 1p1kn4 |
its easy for the AFC east to hate him though or at least its easy for me to hate him. | wretlingrock392 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,536,318 | nfl | ccxu6z8 |
If I could party with Gronk, I would be a lot less salty about the Vikings being the worst goddman team ever. | Footballvike81 | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,536,572 | nfl | ccxu9ye |
The Vikes went to OT with them last year and I would be willing to bet the Jags could hold thier own at this point...=( | Footballvike81 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,303 | nfl | ccxuilt |
No | Amitabh4Chan | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,557,949 | india | ccy3773 |
In fact we need to introduce *more* reservations, right? | gcs8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,559,006 | india | ccy3pkk |
Kenyon Martin will probably have a better season than the recently-waived James Johnson | thatdudecalledZZ | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,528,363 | nba | ccxsb7w |
Now if UK phone or broadband providers want to increase prices, reduce data or minutes, you can exit your contract without paying any penalty | deepbrown | 3,423 | 3,423 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,524,372 | technology | 1p1ime |
Don't forget that here in the UK, our government loves blocking any EU laws because you know the EU is evil | Blackspur | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,550,528 | technology | ccxzuys |
Real rough neighborhood.... all those Gangs. | Wienerwhisperer | 135 | 135 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,523,659 | washingtondc | 1p1i7p |
Got this one after a match of Counter Strike: Global Offensive. | peachroses | 99 | 99 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,523,526 | creepyPMs | 1p1i4p |
Creepers are *such* comedians, what with all their lolz and jk all the time, am I right? | Bluefell | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,525,171 | creepyPMs | ccxrtx4 |
he just wants to stick together team | BubbaWoop | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,543,241 | creepyPMs | ccxwqnv |
Man stops Bank of America robbery breaking hand and bank refuses to help with medical bills | [deleted] | 1,805 | 1,805 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,523,146 | news | 1p1hx6 |
Banks dont have big sums of cash anymore anyways. | [deleted] | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,925 | news | ccxuq7o |
Can you explain this further? | Mechanical_Owl | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,538,313 | news | ccxuv18 |
Interesting... How long was the average police response time in, what town was this again? | DarkHater | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,541,653 | news | ccxw43v |
Coconuts. | AydenWilson | 2,062 | 2,062 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,522,610 | AskReddit | ccxrhx9 |
Pumpkins. | AydenWilson | 452 | 452 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,524,390 | AskReddit | ccxrq0m |
Very festive! | StickleyMan | 356 | 356 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,524,494 | AskReddit | ccxrqjp |
Very in the season. | Sarahthelizard | 228 | 228 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,525,037 | AskReddit | ccxrt7i |
India: Minor girl gang raped and burnt alive | tractorbeam2 | 2,456 | 2,456 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,521,154 | worldnews | 1p1gr4 |
Bombing cities would typically kill more children | zandar_x | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,531,707 | worldnews | ccxsy3z |
but that way they wont get raped, duh | MrOmar | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,532,165 | worldnews | ccxt1sb |
I prefer Pakistan...oooooooh! | kaedanir | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,535,350 | worldnews | ccxtw0t |
Won't anyone think of the human rights of those monsters! | HCrikki | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,551,592 | worldnews | ccy0btg |
Former US international defender Oguchi Onyewu has joined QPR | stax_n_stax | 129 | 129 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,520,003 | soccer | 1p1g4s |
If he's not good enough for the USA, how is he gonna be good enough for a championship side vying for promotion? | omiclops | -17 | -17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,539,207 | soccer | ccxv6lm |
Oh yes your right, and i'm sure if he plays well in England he could move up to playing in the MLS like the rest of the US defense. | I_RegisteredFor_This | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,548,867 | soccer | ccxz4bu |
Spain's recession finally over with country notching up 0.1 percent growth in 3rd quarter after nine quarters in the red | GeorgeMills2501 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,519,439 | worldnews | 1p1fta |
Only sunny times ahead now! | aussielander | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,520,813 | worldnews | ccxra0c |
Ferrari admits it wanted Robert Kubica to partner Fernando Alonso | NexusBoy | 217 | 217 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,518,419 | formula1 | 1p1f8v |
Nice way to welcome Kimi to the team. | Yokira | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,557,660 | formula1 | ccy3294 |
Sparks Middle Shool shooter was only 12 years old | krautcop | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,518,114 | ProtectAndServe | 1p1f29 |
A ban on what? | NapoleonBonerFarts | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,547,558 | ProtectAndServe | ccxyk54 |
Video games obviously. | ChayBread | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,552,883 | ProtectAndServe | ccy0w91 |
Eatmydiction1 said he wouldn't ever appear on PKA again on his tumblr. | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,532,281 | PKA | ccxt2pt |
Why? | topchuck | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,533,248 | PKA | ccxtb1a |
You'd have to ask him. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,533,394 | PKA | ccxtcbi |
Great, let me call him. | topchuck | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,535,426 | PKA | ccxtwtg |
The benefit cap isn't working for the poor, but that was never the aim | alshaw | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,515,906 | ukpolitics | 1p1dug |
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