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After having one explode on me, I no longer have any Pyrex in my kitchen. | radicalnonconformist | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,669,365 | Cooking | ccz4cd8 |
yea because the facebook IPO was such a confidence builder. | CharlesDarwinning | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,652,988 | Bitcoin | ccyy91i |
Microsoft makes $5.2 billion net profit, says Surface sales on the rise | ca3ru5 | 196 | 196 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,651,651 | technology | 1p5hm7 |
Harry Reid: 'Everybody ... Willing to Pay More' Taxes | soxTD | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,651,447 | politics | 1p5haz |
Yeah because govt is soooo responsible with our tax money. | soxTD | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,651,472 | politics | ccyxo30 |
New Formation Suggestion to Feature RVP, Rooney and Kagawa | JazzClutchKick | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,651,270 | reddevils | 1p5h1g |
clearly you play a lot of fifa | LamebrainEddy | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,655,545 | reddevils | ccyz7ki |
Gamers of reddit, has violent games ever led you to be violent in real life? | snowbowleffect | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,651,135 | AskReddit | 1p5gv6 |
Found this picture while searching Google for pictures of Mordecai. | Declanmar | 213 | 213 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,650,958 | regularshow | 1p5gm1 |
Of course the artist gave Margaret even bigger bird boobs when in fact there should be none. | goldenstate5 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,681,570 | regularshow | ccz7wfo |
She's nursing dummy | OneManGOONsquad | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,696,233 | regularshow | ccza2bf |
Birds don't nurse, dummy! | bride_of_dankenstein | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,703,629 | regularshow | cczb43c |
But they talk and have jobs and drive cars, of course. | balance07 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,752,963 | regularshow | cczsfr3 |
But boobs just cross the line, man! | bride_of_dankenstein | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,799,522 | regularshow | cd00sdj |
John Key breaking the law | NZ_ewok | 227 | 227 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,650,136 | newzealand | 1p5fit |
I am pleased that our dear leader thinks that wearing a helmet is "gay as" | hides_in_your_fridge | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,651,124 | newzealand | ccyxj4b |
Don't the cops shoot people for less in NYC? | thisismycoolface | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,766,645 | PublicFreakout | cczvwud |
Paragon of feminism offers to ingest my bodily waste. | antleria | 161 | 161 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,649,713 | creepyPMs | 1p5eyf |
It's getting cold, I'm afraid for my power bill, what can I do? | usfdude223 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,649,119 | Frugal | 1p5e5f |
Electric blankets are a happy medium. | Ontopourmama | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,658,035 | Frugal | ccz048e |
beware ones made in China | spammeaccount | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,663,288 | Frugal | ccz217t |
Yes, I live in China and all of my electric heaters have caught aflame. | NongminNess | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,668,939 | Frugal | ccz46px |
Well I'm *soooo* sorry that your definition of a classy woman is a piece of meat that has no feelings or wants, creeper! | Waylands | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,651,776 | creepyPMs | ccyxse4 |
My Voltic does this over the smallest of bumps, what suspension should I use? | Jasd1234 | 331 | 331 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,646,485 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1p5ady |
Why was dude holding her hair? | mightyspan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,647,573 | videos | ccyw36r |
I don't think that's "her" hair | urwastinurtime | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,662,974 | videos | ccz1wzx |
No it's hers she paid for it. | AlphaWookie | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,685,948 | videos | ccz8pa4 |
My friends ask why am I so good at flying in games, this is my reply. | f22raptor272 | 1,969 | 1,969 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,644,684 | gaming | 1p57vi |
I'm obsessed with aviation, so I always go for aircraft in games like Battlefield, Arma, and GTA I'm still the best I've seen (not meaning to boast) in GTA V, but my god are the controls horrible for rotor-wings and the Lazer. | Prospaceman | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,667,240 | gaming | ccz3j91 |
That's how planes work right? | Prospaceman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,732,259 | gaming | cczlixd |
You totally didn't take this photo with your left arm. | vortilad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,650,350 | gay | ccyx83s |
No, it just means that you're not neo | PM_ME_YER_BOOBSnBUTT | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,747,662 | pokemonconspiracies | cczqvgv |
Has anyone tried naming their character Neo and talking to her? | RenaKunisaki | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,916,698 | pokemonconspiracies | cd0xztw |
Pillow fatality | [deleted] | 2,531 | 2,531 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,644,072 | funny | 1p570o |
Clearly this is an abusive relationship and only the tumbltards and the SRS can help her see the light and leave him. | AmenAndAttack | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,709,942 | funny | cczcphk |
So some guy replied to an ad I had on Craigslist asking me to kick him in the balls. | kayliencat | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,643,672 | creepyPMs | 1p56gv |
yep, you're a pussy if you don't want to indulge him in his fetish. | okdanasrsly | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,650,062 | creepyPMs | ccyx3yo |
59-year-old Pleasanton man shot in Fremont in road-rage confrontation over how slowly he was driving on Hwy 680 Thursday. | secaa23 | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,640,867 | bayarea | 1p52lo |
Yes, gun control is so unpopular in SF. | pomf-pomf | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,713,108 | bayarea | cczdrz5 |
At least two shot on Millington Naval Base | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,640,096 | progun | 1p51im |
The sign must have fallen down, that's the only way this could happen. | baby_eater | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,641,222 | progun | ccytf4o |
NSA monitored calls of 35 world leaders after US official handed over contacts | Bawles | 75 | 75 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,639,903 | politics | 1p5191 |
What if Pokemon was developed to be a graphically enhanced open-world game? | [deleted] | 1,403 | 1,403 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,639,835 | gaming | 1p5162 |
STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS | Pillownanners | 130 | 130 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,649,970 | gaming | ccyx2ot |
but i've never seen it before. | sllvr | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,652,214 | gaming | ccyxyme |
There's a reason why she's an ex. | georgism | 1,537 | 1,537 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,639,635 | facepalm | 1p50w5 |
I'd be freaking out at the prospect of Lasik. | asimian | 429 | 429 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,644,323 | facepalm | ccyupka |
FormLabs Raises $19M from DFJ | nickpinkston | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,639,116 | hwstartups | 1p505y |
$18M is slated to go to fighting patent battles | Chris_Gammell | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,641,687 | hwstartups | ccytlwe |
they got them gyro-thingamajiggies they use for cameras and whatnot so they dont move when say they are filming a car chase, toss one of them in a helmet | sgtbird | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,639,269 | nfl | ccysltx |
ill get back to you when ive figured out a good enough workaround | sgtbird | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,640,561 | nfl | ccyt5bu |
Inject something into the skull that turns the blood in the brain into jelly. | Bronan_the_Brobarian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,643,144 | nfl | ccyu7ud |
I thought PEDs were illegal? | pagingjimmypage | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,643,621 | nfl | ccyuex0 |
NSA monitored calls of 35 world leaders after US official handed over contacts | hywong | 3,664 | 3,664 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,638,742 | worldnews | 1p4zl3 |
If everybody is spied-upon, nobody is spied-upon! | Trentious | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,673,732 | worldnews | ccz5vfa |
What I think of the new iPad Air slogan | monsieur_moo | 2,791 | 2,791 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,638,246 | funny | 1p4yv4 |
I must be the only person on Reddit who owns and thoroughly enjoys using an iPad. | wolfups | 634 | 634 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,647,885 | funny | ccyw7ye |
The apple hate circlejerk is crazy here | malz_ | 393 | 393 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,648,346 | funny | ccywez4 |
While the circlejerk takes it to a new level, I feel Apple hate is pretty damn justified for 95% of people. | Capn_Cook | -21 | -21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,649,248 | funny | ccyws52 |
what a moronic way to think | [deleted] | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,650,117 | funny | ccyx4rr |
University of Redlands in California hosts speaker to teach students that eating meat is misogynistic, and that our society degrades fish because "we don't view them as individuals." | secaa23 | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,638,226 | MensRights | 1p4yu6 |
Does this mean I'm oppressing myself if I'm a woman and my favorite food is meat? | OneLittleBunny | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,700,376 | MensRights | cczaln6 |
Remember Evan Duffy from the Best of 2012 Piano Live Mix? | Argofox | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,637,237 | Monstercat | 1p4xff |
Look it up in a dictionary! | lolihull | 83 | 83 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,636,669 | creepyPMs | 1p4wkt |
'cause obviously, *you're* the one needing a dictinary | aydyl | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,663,858 | creepyPMs | ccz28zs |
Am I aloud? | suplawrin | 365 | 365 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,636,292 | facepalm | 1p4w17 |
Most Popular Boys Names By State | demomapper | 1,697 | 1,697 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,633,994 | MapPorn | 1p4swf |
1963 went to John. | mat101010 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,648,337 | MapPorn | ccywevb |
So JFK. | memumimo | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,664,975 | MapPorn | ccz2o8k |
I'd like to think John Glenn's orbit of the earth in '62 helped but yea, JFK was popular in some circles too I've been told. | mat101010 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,665,816 | MapPorn | ccz2zqv |
"I felt a movement in my jeans" | BritishBear | 1,501 | 1,501 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,633,655 | creepyPMs | 1p4shh |
TIL sexual harassment is just natural. | cyranothe2nd | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,678,210 | creepyPMs | ccz74ol |
Wade Watts a black preacher defeated the KKK by overcoming threats and the burning of his church with a great sense of humor, forgiveness and unconditional friendship towards those who wished him harm. | Charging_Vanguard | 234 | 234 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,633,344 | Christianity | 1p4s1q |
Chutzpah: A political party that does everything possible to sabotage a law and then professes fury when the law's launch is rocky. | Zaylyn | 159 | 159 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,633,304 | politics | 1p4rzq |
Do the Democrats *ever* get to take the responsibility of something failing? | Pater-Familias | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,642,825 | politics | ccyu31i |
Quit being a bible thumping racist | GarryOwen | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,644,409 | politics | ccyuqvw |
The Republicans' War on the Poor | yay_internets | 226 | 226 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,632,945 | politics | 1p4rit |
AMEN | BlueJadeLei | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,655,057 | politics | ccyz12i |
Could have saved myself so much hassle... | TheAdamantArchvile | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,632,625 | gaming | 1p4r2p |
Spoiler tag! | Apeman92 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,652,805 | gaming | ccyy6lr |
Lost my Futo, found a Sultan. | aguycalledgary | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,632,469 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1p4quf |
Wow i think your the first person to do this! | nivok | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,632,980 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccypyiz |
I just wish these guys had some money to spend on these truck builds. | BlokeInTheMountains | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,713,139 | 4x4 | cczdse2 |
Patriots CB Logan Ryan fined $10,000 for "Hold my Dick" TD celebration | realnigga4lyfe | 1,409 | 1,409 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,631,977 | nfl | 1p4q70 |
New Anarchist ink | Pipe_Bomb | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,631,499 | Anarchism | 1p4pk1 |
I'm pretty new, is there any reason why one couldn't identify as both an anarcho-syndicalist and a green anarchist? | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,710,384 | Anarchism | cczcuhp |
Gotta catrgorise yourself and stick to them guns dude otherwise how will we know what sort of a human you are? | MrGrumpet | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,710,608 | Anarchism | cczcx2i |
is not being listed under "Fetish" on porn sites. | vintagebrains | 374 | 374 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,631,248 | fatpeoplestories | 1p4p80 |
'Goth chick' checking in :) OMG I am so oppressed, FML | La_Fee_Verte | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,649,217 | fatpeoplestories | ccywrqh |
Jimbo Fisher responds to Dabo Swinney's statement that FSU and Clemson would split 10-game seires | raw91 | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,631,172 | CFB | 1p4p4h |
Jimbo is just a class act. | FSUalumni | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,632,640 | CFB | ccyptka |
So classy, in fact, he would never consider leaving his 1st string QB in the game with minutes left in the 4th with a 40 point margin in his favor. | battlethroat | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,641,917 | CFB | ccytpch |
Horrible store Randall's finally going away for good. | [deleted] | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,631,067 | Austin | 1p4ozt |
Yeah, how dare adults with special needs or handicaps try to provide for themselves! | chammycham | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,688,958 | Austin | ccz956m |
how do people level so fast? | quick_scope | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,630,609 | pathofexile | 1p4oen |
ITT: epic epic trolling. | chosk3 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,633,288 | pathofexile | ccyq339 |
Captain America: The Winter Soldier Trailer | Anxious_Molester | 2,783 | 2,783 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,630,439 | movies | 1p4o5y |
I was wondering if they'd come out and say who 'The Winter Soldier' is... I'm extremely excited that they didn't! | kctoons | 336 | 336 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,631,965 | movies | ccypjlg |
I remember Kevin Fiege sayings it is a surprise for Captain, not the audience as we all clearly know who he is. | Sicilian51 | 201 | 201 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,632,214 | movies | ccypnb8 |
all that guyliner makes an effective disguise | batski | 195 | 195 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,632,275 | movies | ccypo6d |
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