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You should have just prayed harder. | Ua_Tsaug | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,630,646 | exmormon | ccyp080 |
How The Pope Could Tear Apart The Religious Right | xstarbuckx | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,629,799 | politics | 1p4nam |
Everything You Need To Know About LinkedIn's Plan To Take Over Your Email | xstarbuckx | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,629,200 | technology | 1p4mid |
we should ban buzzfeed | jmdugan | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,633,068 | technology | ccypzsq |
I like the fact that you have to race around other players and be mindful of how they are racing in relation around you | Northern-Mike | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,629,039 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccyod9x |
"Let's delay Assassin's Creed 4 for PC, they'll pirate it anyway..." | wtfidkl0l | 312 | 312 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,628,089 | pcmasterrace | 1p4l36 |
Not fair, those peasants get even pirates sooner than us... | potemkinhr | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,640,878 | pcmasterrace | ccyta04 |
PS4 Will Let You Use Your Real Name Online At Launch | ThyGrimOfDeath | 116 | 116 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,627,869 | gamernews | 1p4ktg |
damn it rocket, see what happens when you dont come out with the stand alone on time? | powercow | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,628,012 | dayz | ccynz2m |
The Liberal Party of Canada just emailed this to their distribution list. | Harvo | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,627,284 | canada | 1p4k2k |
Are we just straight-up posting party propoganda now? | checksum | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,637,494 | canada | ccyruvv |
Only if its brainless lefty propaganda. | LoneConservative | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,638,377 | canada | ccys848 |
Something something CPC shill. | gasfarmer | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,640,869 | canada | ccyt9w2 |
It's almost as if she's implying going to college will mean you will be successful. | FrankTheTank369 | 1,125 | 1,125 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,628,192 | AdviceAnimals | ccyo1jv |
14 dollars, one quarter, 2 dimes and a nickel, 5 nickels, and 25 pennies. | dwaters11 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,641,637 | AdviceAnimals | ccytl5a |
Isn't that 6 nickels? | LycaNinja | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,642,308 | AdviceAnimals | ccytvbu |
Looks like someone didn't go to college. | MasterFasth | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,642,510 | AdviceAnimals | ccytyf2 |
The only way the Red Sox's can beat the Cards is with Jon Lester Cheating! | goofygooft | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,627,059 | pics | 1p4jsq |
Someone decided to drive into fresh concrete this morning | 873294106872 | 2,493 | 2,493 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,626,764 | pics | 1p4jfn |
Did you see her do it? | wstribl | 82 | 82 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,628,147 | pics | ccyo0xw |
No but she missed her flight to Beijing. | Kreative_Katusha | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,644,684 | pics | ccyuv3t |
That's because she stopped at KFC. | mapguy | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,645,285 | pics | ccyv4f3 |
After sneaking in the country illegally and taking our jobs. | Wazowski | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,667,493 | pics | ccz3mo7 |
DAE white males are just the greatest? | geaw | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,691,686 | pics | ccz9ib6 |
Alan Watts: The Discipline of Zen (1960) | Benferhat | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,625,924 | zen | 1p4iea |
As a monogamous girl with a healthy sex life, the irony of 100% efficient birth control is not lost on me. | 12_Noon | 2,354 | 2,354 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,624,695 | AdviceAnimals | 1p4gwm |
Don't forget you are taking the life of every baby conceived while taking the pill. | [deleted] | -34 | -34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,637,778 | AdviceAnimals | ccyrz79 |
You...don't know how hormonal birth pills work. | BarelyLethal | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,653,380 | AdviceAnimals | ccyyegv |
Sure I do, they kill innocent babies before they have a chance to mature. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,668,024 | AdviceAnimals | ccz3u1r |
And that's all you need to know, amiright? | BarelyLethal | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,668,580 | AdviceAnimals | ccz41o8 |
Grosjean vs Vettel in equal cars | opposite_lock | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,624,449 | formula1 | 1p4gmv |
How many popular clothing brands are represented in these deplorable working conditions? | I_are_facepalm | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,626,446 | worldnews | ccynegi |
Don't worry, the free market will correct these things. | farkdog | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,648,656 | worldnews | ccywjne |
The camaro is large too, both the challenger and camaro are on the same platform as a full size car (Charger and G8/Caprice) The mustang is the only one that isn't based off a full size car. | spongebob_meth | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,629,172 | cars | ccyof5a |
I invite you to sit in the back seat of both | euroteen | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,629,714 | cars | ccyomup |
Same is true for me, the comfort of the back seat of my Challenger rivals my Nissan Titan. | euroteen | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,636,940 | cars | ccyrmdq |
the backseats on my Z4 are really luxurious, with great cup holders and a good window regulator! | helalo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,696,359 | cars | ccza2v8 |
When Sprays go wrong | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,623,923 | tf2 | 1p4g1i |
What a lovely name for your flame thrower. | Gintheawesome | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,625,508 | tf2 | ccyn29j |
Guy is feeling like shit right now and is worried, no need to be arsey with him. | YMCAle | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,627,638 | AskMen | ccyntxq |
Guys often communicate that way, FYI. | Stayinghereforreal | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,628,416 | AskMen | ccyo4pl |
But you aren't communicating how I want you to communicate! | DrewpyDog | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,631,996 | AskMen | ccypk1a |
My mom did this to me and it hindered my communication skills | Ragingbeast | 1,307 | 1,307 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,623,768 | AdviceAnimals | 1p4fv9 |
Yea, sure it is. | spongemonster | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,646,598 | AdviceAnimals | ccyvo9n |
New Blade QuadCopter With Built In HD Camera! | sarvair | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,623,766 | radiocontrol | 1p4fv7 |
could we please not call a 1.3MPix camera HD please... it's an insult to HD cameras.... also, you can find a lot cheaper that that... take a look at the husban X4 quads... half the price, same product. | Aeri73 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,626,576 | radiocontrol | ccyng5t |
Fucking 1%-er | nprovein | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,623,768 | AskReddit | ccymgx4 |
I remember failing english class because of this bitch. | JizzOnRainbows | 1,659 | 1,659 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,623,250 | AdviceAnimals | 1p4fa3 |
Because yelling profanities in a public place is a totally appropriate response | tom_fuckin_bombadil | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,653,709 | AdviceAnimals | ccyyizw |
Thin Privilege is being able to watch a movie without wanting to vomit | ArchangelleYOLO | 436 | 436 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,622,284 | fatpeoplestories | 1p4e9b |
Should have let them arrest then sue for wrongful arrest. | ticktockbent | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,622,638 | talesfromtechsupport | ccym49g |
Lamborghini Marzal, by Bertone, 1967 | eratropicoil | 768 | 768 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,620,703 | carporn | 1p4cl9 |
0/10 horrible rearview | dominicbri7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,667,443 | carporn | ccz3lzt |
WildTurtle's Varus plays n' snipes | WhoSlamHarder | 1,091 | 1,091 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,619,601 | leagueoflegends | 1p4bix |
His mechanics are so good lol... He dodged every single skillshot. | [deleted] | 108 | 108 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,624,471 | leagueoflegends | ccympd3 |
No he is a scrub he gets hit by the brand ult | 12sea21 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,663,127 | leagueoflegends | ccz1z2u |
TIL scientists have found 1.5-billion-year-old water in a mine 1.5 miles beneath Ontario, Canada | raja_2000 | 1,977 | 1,977 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,619,384 | todayilearned | 1p4bbj |
But the Earth isn't that old! | TheKamikazeEgg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,657,483 | todayilearned | ccyzwy5 |
Like a Boss | jpl691 | 1,073 | 1,073 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,619,100 | AdviceAnimals | 1p4b1o |
It would be impressive. | RalphiesBoogers | 430 | 430 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,621,243 | AdviceAnimals | ccylpny |
As a gay man, I concur. | Justin3018 | 244 | 244 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,626,249 | AdviceAnimals | ccynbsn |
you're at least 20% gay | IIdsandsII | 164 | 164 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,630,212 | AdviceAnimals | ccyou1t |
I bet he pulled one of those things that girls are pulling these days and having an experience without the long-term commitment of full affiliation. | DinoDonkeyDoodle | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,635,125 | AdviceAnimals | ccyquq5 |
I think the kids call it "being hetero-flexible" or some such nonsense. | Aptom_4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,641,679 | AdviceAnimals | ccytlsa |
BINARY OR BUST! | DinoDonkeyDoodle | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,642,022 | AdviceAnimals | ccytqx6 |
Is MDMA going to make me like house music? | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,619,089 | askdrugs | 1p4b1d |
Call of Duty: Ghosts system requirements released officially, 64 bit OS required | McDjuady | 1,282 | 1,282 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,618,354 | Games | 1p4aes |
What I'm getting from the comments is that it sucks that consoles are holding PCs back... until you have to upgrade. | Maxjes | 795 | 795 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,627,053 | Games | ccynmbc |
Yeah, I feel like we have to evolve from 32 bit eventually, why not start doing that now? | [deleted] | 204 | 204 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,629,542 | Games | ccyokee |
You know it's actually very trivial to migrate 32bit OS user profiles to a 64bit OS right? | Stingray88 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,637,387 | Games | ccyrt7u |
Microsoft cuts Surface Pro prices by a further $100, now starting at $699 | GilCorolis | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,617,779 | technology | 1p49x3 |
Meanwhile in australian dota 2 scene | Coujoe25 | 138 | 138 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,617,445 | DotA2 | 1p49nb |
For those not aware Centrelink is our government service that gives out dole payments, family benefits, disability pension ect. | Gofunkiertti | 101 | 101 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,618,649 | DotA2 | ccyl205 |
While it is hated for its inefficiency, the welfare system here is good comparatively to America. | Coz131 | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,641,237 | DotA2 | ccytfc1 |
Well, no one asked, but I'm glad you took a chance to try to make America look bad in a DOTA2 subreddit. | Zeabos | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,643,169 | DotA2 | ccyu87f |
67% of Americans now say they will work until age 80 or death because they cannot afford the cost of living and saving for retirement at the same time. | myhamsterisbroken | 3,077 | 3,077 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,617,361 | politics | 1p49l4 |
They should have went to college so they could get better jobs. | afrozodiac3 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,624,687 | politics | ccyms2k |
This post should be deleted because it is negative about Opera. | ravia | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,678,278 | operabrowser | ccz75ad |
Infamous Pepper Spray Officer Wins Thousands in Compensation Case Alleging He Suffered Stress and Depression after Pepper Spraying Students | [deleted] | 2,682 | 2,682 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,616,029 | news | 1p48is |
Should have gotten a permit from the campus to protest the campus, they would have never denied the protest then! | Narian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,648,702 | news | ccywkb3 |
"His" iphone | Bmizzzle | 1,782 | 1,782 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,614,536 | cringepics | 1p47fu |
Candy Box 2! | pixis-4950 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,614,419 | doublespeaksterile | 1p47cl |
dambeavers wrote: You didn't play the first one, did you? | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,644,197 | doublespeaksterile | ccyunl3 |
dambeavers wrote: | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,644,220 | doublespeaksterile | ccyunxj |
dambeavers wrote: | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,644,343 | doublespeaksterile | ccyupup |
'This is so oddly specific' It's almost as if they answered a personal question | IGeorgeousI | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,649,688 | AskReddit | ccywyh8 |
Too op. | likewhoa53 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,613,283 | DotA2 | ccyk1lt |
Yes but you have to have an android device or a ChromeOS laptop to view it. | Addyct | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,629,025 | Android | ccyod31 |
America often doesn't even apologize when it kills innocents in Drone Strikes | nastratin | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,611,111 | worldnews | 1p454r |
they were guilty of being in close vacinity to alleged terrorists, I suppose. | GalileoGalilei2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,618,630 | worldnews | ccyl1u0 |
Who else is sick of this shit | thomasthomas12 | 190 | 190 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,605,502 | brisbane | 1p4386 |
And it's not going to change until a future government sees the current generation aged 16-25 is mired in $50k of household debt a decade later thanks to a crippling gambling addiction. | SundayRed | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,606,677 | brisbane | ccyjiqp |
13 year old shot dead by police whilst carrying a toy gun. | deanprobert | 1,642 | 1,642 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,604,213 | worldnews | 1p42f9 |
CCP Refuses To Confirm EVE Valkyrie On PC | dritspel | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,603,253 | Games | 1p41wv |
Just like DUST 514 didn't? | zainin | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,640,721 | Games | ccyt7sd |
Peter Schmeichel was disappointed Manchester United didn't put a poor Real Sociedad team to the sword on Wednesday night. | rogues69 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,600,626 | reddevils | 1p40e5 |
For anyone that missed the HBO Real Sports League Of Legends here you go | Svpernaut | 2,412 | 2,412 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,598,627 | leagueoflegends | 1p3z4l |
Dude, spoiler! | 21stGun | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,618,803 | leagueoflegends | ccyl3b6 |
Mallika halts Bachelorette shooting after contestants brand her a whore | deepaktiwarii | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,598,373 | desinews | 1p3yxr |
Randi saali | popat2000 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,617,598 | desinews | ccyktis |
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