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In Utah, guy drives up steps of state capitol and runs inside to promote legalization; hazmat called in to remove his weed. | midorikawa | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,589,562 | trees | 1p3rev |
My god they act like he had beheaded children's corpses in his basement. | witchling_22 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,590,018 | trees | ccyg7jd |
He wanted legalization of weed, which is the same thing, really. | midorikawa | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,590,638 | trees | ccyge52 |
Help me caption my picture of my daughter! | new_dad_again | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,589,153 | funny | 1p3qzx |
Don't you think it's kinda messed up to force gender on it when it doesn't have a clear idea of what gender it associates with? | A_New_Knight | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,589,270 | funny | ccyfzfq |
what is that in his glove | mickeyoneal | 371 | 371 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,588,345 | baseball | 1p3q5g |
Happened to Peralta too | bshine | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,591,307 | baseball | ccygkyq |
No, that was steroids. | ss33o23 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,637,991 | baseball | ccys2dv |
Best of Westbrook+Best of Curry+Humble+Chicago=Derrick Rose | This_is_my_7th_try | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,588,977 | chicagobulls | ccyfw5k |
53% though man | Infraction94 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,636,700 | chicagobulls | ccyrir9 |
How evil, right? | luckytopher | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,742,877 | Dallas | cczpdv4 |
Delving into Perth's swinging scene | Abbrevi8 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,586,642 | australia | 1p3o7k |
Wow, these people do things different than me so they must be investigated. | iamnotastroturfing | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,599,417 | australia | ccyig5x |
Thanks, man | WILLYOUSTFU | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,586,391 | cringepics | 1p3nxi |
Aw man I cringe so hard when people have different religous convictions than I do | boshtrich | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,625,593 | cringepics | ccyn3d1 |
Which two companies would make the best merger, and what would be their top product? | relevant84 | 1,395 | 1,395 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,585,449 | AskReddit | 1p3mtk |
Creating a monopoly just seems like a bad idea though. | DWNWRD_Spiral | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,599,108 | AskReddit | ccyie6o |
Pffft, name one time a monopoly turned out bad for the consumer. | john92t | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,602,479 | AskReddit | ccyiy7p |
res tag thread | asdd1937 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,583,883 | teenagers | 1p3kv7 |
Yo | exordia | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,583,931 | teenagers | ccye294 |
+41 | snidehermit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,584,908 | teenagers | ccyeg81 |
I feel like i should give you something in return.. Like a cake... Orrrrrr my first born. | exordia | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,585,631 | teenagers | ccyeqcp |
Neither are necessary, it's okay. | snidehermit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,586,289 | teenagers | ccyez9c |
*but i make good cake and in sure i make good babies too* | exordia | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,586,655 | teenagers | ccyf3ym |
I mean if you insist. | snidehermit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,586,736 | teenagers | ccyf4ys |
I do. | exordia | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,587,226 | teenagers | ccyfb37 |
...I didn't agree to marriage though. | snidehermit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,588,320 | teenagers | ccyfofu |
I don't want a child if it's not mine! | snidehermit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,591,671 | teenagers | ccygoo2 |
Thug Life | [deleted] | 2,161 | 2,161 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,583,805 | funny | 1p3krt |
Proposed bill would make smoking in cars with minors illegal | dtrmp4 | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,582,393 | Michigan | 1p3iz8 |
A city police department used by an extranged ex-wife is powerful, very powerful. | slakblue | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,581,535 | MensRights | 1p3hw7 |
Dick Cheney's Heartless Hypocrisy: The ex-vice president accepted expensive government-funded surgeries while endorsing the Tea Party's campaign to deny health coverage to millions of Americans. | davidreiss666 | 185 | 185 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,581,358 | progressive | 1p3hmq |
His life is exponentially more important because he has money. | novapine | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,655,565 | progressive | ccyz7tr |
"Raping is such a harsh word for non-consensual surprise-sex." | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,581,311 | doublespeakprivilege | 1p3hkx |
Kettering wrote: if i know anything about mras, its that this is the kind of thing they would care about | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,597,724 | doublespeakprivilege | ccyi4oh |
"Raping is such a harsh word for non-consensual surprise-sex." | HisCrazyHacker | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,581,234 | ShitRedditSays | 1p3hhy |
if i know anything about mras, its that this is the kind of thing they would care about | Kettering | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,597,360 | ShitRedditSays | ccyi21o |
TIL When walking with female romantic partners, males tend to slow down by about 7% | sikucingjelek | 118 | 118 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,580,489 | todayilearned | 1p3ghp |
Lebron plays catch with a fan courtside | wafrhest | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,580,370 | nba | 1p3gc7 |
I know right like COME ON SHEEPLE. | Godzilla93 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,588,461 | nba | ccyfq3w |
France, Germany , Brazil oil industry and presidents of several countries were all targets of NSA spying, may be its time to recognize that the real function of the NSA programs has not been targeting terrorists but industrial espionage ( stealing industrial secrets ) and surveillance of politicians worldwide , real terrorists and narco trafficers have always used personal couriers and rarely use any electronic communications whatsoever | 908 | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,601,239 | worldnews | ccyirex |
Shhh dont break the circle jerk, no one knew what the US was doing and no other country does it. | Dracula7899 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,624,537 | worldnews | ccymq5l |
Less than two weeks! | ProxyPanther | 1,470 | 1,470 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,579,843 | gaming | 1p3fok |
I'm actually really excited to play this game on PC because I've played ever other COD and I've enjoyed all of them. | bqm11 | 415 | 415 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,585,718 | gaming | ccyerj7 |
While it's really fun to hate on COD, the games are actually all ridiculously well done. | Gekokapowco | 280 | 280 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,586,565 | gaming | ccyf2u8 |
They've been making the same game since 2007, so I should hope so. | ThatIsMyHat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,587,374 | gaming | ccyfcx3 |
Because battlefield 3 and 4 are completely different, right? | DragonFlamez | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,588,572 | gaming | ccyfreu |
Kanye West Screams & Throws Mic At A Concert | Ory619 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,579,005 | PublicFreakout | 1p3en5 |
What an asshole. | farawaycircus | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,586,476 | PublicFreakout | ccyf1qa |
you spelled "genius" wrong | coffeetablesex | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,597,206 | PublicFreakout | ccyi0vg |
Just making sure he gets his money's worth | [deleted] | 772 | 772 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,578,636 | AdviceAnimals | 1p3e6v |
Episode Discussion: Season 3, Episode 3 - The Replacements In tonight's episode, Fiona gains an unlikely protege, Zoe tries to give Kyle his life back, and Madison has a fight with the new neighbor. | ME24601 | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,578,545 | AmericanHorrorStory | 1p3e1w |
Can't wait to show y'all that losing a player doesn't lose you a series. | Juno_Malone | -35 | -35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,582,482 | Dodgers | ccydh1e |
Woman gets her head stuck between guardrail bars in Beijing, passes out and dies, meanwhile crowd of bystanders stands around taking cellphone photos for 30 minutes | my-throwaway-name | 74 | 74 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,577,604 | China | 1p3csv |
What famous comedian doesn't make you laugh? | [deleted] | 373 | 373 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,577,186 | AskReddit | 1p3c96 |
"How many racist stereotypes can I play off as humor if I use puppets" | [deleted] | 149 | 149 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,596,291 | AskReddit | ccyhtyf |
Because it's the puppet that's racist, Jeff is obviously innocent. | KnightsWhoSayNii | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,613,332 | AskReddit | ccyk1uu |
McDonald's helps workers get food stamps | yyhhggt | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,136 | news | 1p3avp |
But how am I to live without my delicious 1 dollar McDoubles? | escher123 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,577,694 | news | ccybiab |
Pretty cool wallpaper I found! | killerz7770 | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,029 | batman | 1p3aqx |
It's not really in a wallpaper format though | KippySmith | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,585,627 | batman | ccyeqaa |
Its the perfect wallpaper if you have a square.. tablet or something. | KISSOLOGY | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,612,974 | batman | ccyjzwa |
Yahoo switches Johnson's | doctor_aw | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,575,664 | timbers | 1p3aal |
Man, I had no idea Will Johnson was such a bratty asshat | 97227ist | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,812 | timbers | ccyb54c |
UC Davis pepper-spray officer awarded $38,000 for trauma suffered because of the pepper-spraying incident | ArgentinoPerfection | 3,160 | 3,160 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,575,526 | news | 1p3a4i |
Yea... normative gender roles ftw! | jedunnigan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,575,561 | Bitcoin | ccyali9 |
If money were no object, what would your wardrobe look like? | grandballoon | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,575,011 | malefashionadvice | 1p39hd |
Whatever A$AP Rocky was last seen wearing. | kungfuhustler | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,257 | malefashionadvice | ccyawf9 |
Why not just buy the whole Mob and their outfit coordinators? | bigsnarf149 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,578,396 | malefashionadvice | ccybsso |
Even if money wasn't an object I wouldn't want to throw it away by buying Twelvy or Nast. | kungfuhustler | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,581,428 | malefashionadvice | ccyd1j3 |
Chauster retires from LoL, CLG roster changes | Say0cean | 1,032 | 1,032 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,574,702 | leagueoflegends | 1p3931 |
Saban to Alabama fans: Stay the full game or give tickets to someone who will | IAmClaytonBigsby | 469 | 469 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,574,673 | CFB | 1p391r |
I think allowing re-entry would help 2nd half attendance a fair amount. | Bugeaters | 117 | 117 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,739 | CFB | ccyb40f |
For sure, especially for those of us who live across the street from the stadium | [deleted] | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,577,418 | CFB | ccybe45 |
They should have it in pre season! | Electrix17 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,586,200 | leagueoflegends | ccyey39 |
Source? | HughGErection | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,587,214 | leagueoflegends | ccyfaxn |
Evidently being proud you have a high GPA can only impress Astrophysicists | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,574,097 | creepyPMs | 1p38b4 |
As being only 15 years old, I'm freaking out that Loaded and Orangatang sponsored my event! | thane-lines | 85 | 85 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,573,715 | longboarding | 1p37ud |
15 too, young redditors unite | Flamingparrot4 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,581,222 | longboarding | ccycylh |
16, you youngsters! | slurred_bird | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,584,550 | longboarding | ccyeb13 |
This War Game is a Warning to China | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,573,506 | worldnews | 1p37lg |
McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Up for Food Stamps | fromthe075 | 3,326 | 3,326 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,573,463 | politics | 1p37jb |
So stop spending money with companies like this if you don't like it. | MiskaTorn | 103 | 103 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,584,261 | politics | ccye6yv |
I can't stand where they have to adopt the crappy movie looks to the books. | bonerjohnson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,597,849 | comicbooks | ccyi5jy |
You're not allowed to think that. | Ebelglorg | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,640,048 | comicbooks | ccysxil |
What are the pros and cons of your current job? | gar_gar | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,745,578 | AskReddit | 1p88hj |
best kind of worker: someone who hadn't realized they're just a shift replacement. | Skibxskatic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,748,886 | AskReddit | cczr8pw |
Obama: If You Think College Is Expensive, 'Wait Until You See How Much Ignorance Costs' | backpackwayne | 480 | 480 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,744,905 | politics | 1p87q3 |
It's always the black people. | bdizzle79 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,744,062 | WTF | cczpro8 |
Here is where I call you a racist asshole, followed by a surge of downvotes. | mike_stifle | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,807,248 | WTF | cd036l4 |
Spoken like an intelligent, well educated, respectable member of society... | TheNativeRaver | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,935,762 | WTF | cd15ix0 |
Congressman Says Memorial That Opened In 2004 Wasn't Closed In 1995 Shutdown | VelvetElvis | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,742,700 | politics | 1p85cb |
Politifact says: Mostly true. | arizonaburning | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,744,176 | politics | cczpsxl |
Anonymous takes down the NSA website | JohnnyMooseknuckle | 335 | 335 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,742,633 | news | 1p859a |
yeah im sure its complete coincidence that the site went down as a result of a glitch the day before the "Stop Watching US" anti-NSA rally in Washington. | agtmongo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,755,418 | news | cczt4gp |
Still better than being sentenced to death by Obama's death panel. | Bipolarruledout | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,766,494 | WTF | cczvvrx |
Texas Mother Superglues Son's Scrotum Back Together After Tearing It | NewThoughtsForANewMe | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,741,725 | Weird | 1p84ax |
For a time superglue was used as an adhesive for skin so what she did wasn't all that bad. | arseiam | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,771,818 | Weird | cczwtg7 |
Jon Hamm's beard right now is impeccable. | booloo22 | 170 | 170 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,741,225 | madmen | 1p83qy |
NFL will meet with critics of Redskins' name next week | Naly_D | 74 | 74 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,738,233 | nfl | 1p804t |
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