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In Utah, guy drives up steps of state capitol and runs inside to promote legalization; hazmat called in to remove his weed.
midorikawa
6
6
0
2013-10
1,382,589,562
trees
1p3rev
My god they act like he had beheaded children's corpses in his basement.
witchling_22
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,590,018
trees
ccyg7jd
He wanted legalization of weed, which is the same thing, really.
midorikawa
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,590,638
trees
ccyge52
Help me caption my picture of my daughter!
new_dad_again
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,589,153
funny
1p3qzx
Don't you think it's kinda messed up to force gender on it when it doesn't have a clear idea of what gender it associates with?
A_New_Knight
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,589,270
funny
ccyfzfq
what is that in his glove
mickeyoneal
371
371
0
2013-10
1,382,588,345
baseball
1p3q5g
Happened to Peralta too
bshine
36
36
0
2013-10
1,382,591,307
baseball
ccygkyq
No, that was steroids.
ss33o23
20
20
0
2013-10
1,382,637,991
baseball
ccys2dv
Best of Westbrook+Best of Curry+Humble+Chicago=Derrick Rose
This_is_my_7th_try
18
18
0
2013-10
1,382,588,977
chicagobulls
ccyfw5k
53% though man
Infraction94
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,636,700
chicagobulls
ccyrir9
How evil, right?
luckytopher
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,742,877
Dallas
cczpdv4
Delving into Perth's swinging scene
Abbrevi8
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,586,642
australia
1p3o7k
Wow, these people do things different than me so they must be investigated.
iamnotastroturfing
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,599,417
australia
ccyig5x
Thanks, man
WILLYOUSTFU
7
7
0
2013-10
1,382,586,391
cringepics
1p3nxi
Aw man I cringe so hard when people have different religous convictions than I do
boshtrich
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,625,593
cringepics
ccyn3d1
Which two companies would make the best merger, and what would be their top product?
relevant84
1,395
1,395
0
2013-10
1,382,585,449
AskReddit
1p3mtk
Creating a monopoly just seems like a bad idea though.
DWNWRD_Spiral
35
35
0
2013-10
1,382,599,108
AskReddit
ccyie6o
Pffft, name one time a monopoly turned out bad for the consumer.
john92t
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,602,479
AskReddit
ccyiy7p
res tag thread
asdd1937
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,583,883
teenagers
1p3kv7
Yo
exordia
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,583,931
teenagers
ccye294
+41
snidehermit
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,584,908
teenagers
ccyeg81
I feel like i should give you something in return.. Like a cake... Orrrrrr my first born.
exordia
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,585,631
teenagers
ccyeqcp
Neither are necessary, it's okay.
snidehermit
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,586,289
teenagers
ccyez9c
*but i make good cake and in sure i make good babies too*
exordia
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,586,655
teenagers
ccyf3ym
I mean if you insist.
snidehermit
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,586,736
teenagers
ccyf4ys
I do.
exordia
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,587,226
teenagers
ccyfb37
...I didn't agree to marriage though.
snidehermit
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,588,320
teenagers
ccyfofu
I don't want a child if it's not mine!
snidehermit
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,591,671
teenagers
ccygoo2
Thug Life
[deleted]
2,161
2,161
0
2013-10
1,382,583,805
funny
1p3krt
Proposed bill would make smoking in cars with minors illegal
dtrmp4
86
86
0
2013-10
1,382,582,393
Michigan
1p3iz8
A city police department used by an extranged ex-wife is powerful, very powerful.
slakblue
44
44
0
2013-10
1,382,581,535
MensRights
1p3hw7
Dick Cheney's Heartless Hypocrisy: The ex-vice president accepted expensive government-funded surgeries while endorsing the Tea Party's campaign to deny health coverage to millions of Americans.
davidreiss666
185
185
0
2013-10
1,382,581,358
progressive
1p3hmq
His life is exponentially more important because he has money.
novapine
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,655,565
progressive
ccyz7tr
"Raping is such a harsh word for non-consensual surprise-sex."
pixis-4950
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,581,311
doublespeakprivilege
1p3hkx
Kettering wrote: if i know anything about mras, its that this is the kind of thing they would care about
pixis-4950
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,597,724
doublespeakprivilege
ccyi4oh
"Raping is such a harsh word for non-consensual surprise-sex."
HisCrazyHacker
81
81
0
2013-10
1,382,581,234
ShitRedditSays
1p3hhy
if i know anything about mras, its that this is the kind of thing they would care about
Kettering
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,597,360
ShitRedditSays
ccyi21o
TIL When walking with female romantic partners, males tend to slow down by about 7%
sikucingjelek
118
118
0
2013-10
1,382,580,489
todayilearned
1p3ghp
Lebron plays catch with a fan courtside
wafrhest
46
46
0
2013-10
1,382,580,370
nba
1p3gc7
I know right like COME ON SHEEPLE.
Godzilla93
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,588,461
nba
ccyfq3w
France, Germany , Brazil oil industry and presidents of several countries were all targets of NSA spying, may be its time to recognize that the real function of the NSA programs has not been targeting terrorists but industrial espionage ( stealing industrial secrets ) and surveillance of politicians worldwide , real terrorists and narco trafficers have always used personal couriers and rarely use any electronic communications whatsoever
908
59
59
0
2013-10
1,382,601,239
worldnews
ccyirex
Shhh dont break the circle jerk, no one knew what the US was doing and no other country does it.
Dracula7899
-2
-2
0
2013-10
1,382,624,537
worldnews
ccymq5l
Less than two weeks!
ProxyPanther
1,470
1,470
0
2013-10
1,382,579,843
gaming
1p3fok
I'm actually really excited to play this game on PC because I've played ever other COD and I've enjoyed all of them.
bqm11
415
415
0
2013-10
1,382,585,718
gaming
ccyerj7
While it's really fun to hate on COD, the games are actually all ridiculously well done.
Gekokapowco
280
280
0
2013-10
1,382,586,565
gaming
ccyf2u8
They've been making the same game since 2007, so I should hope so.
ThatIsMyHat
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,587,374
gaming
ccyfcx3
Because battlefield 3 and 4 are completely different, right?
DragonFlamez
19
19
0
2013-10
1,382,588,572
gaming
ccyfreu
Kanye West Screams & Throws Mic At A Concert
Ory619
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,579,005
PublicFreakout
1p3en5
What an asshole.
farawaycircus
-1
-1
0
2013-10
1,382,586,476
PublicFreakout
ccyf1qa
you spelled "genius" wrong
coffeetablesex
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,597,206
PublicFreakout
ccyi0vg
Just making sure he gets his money's worth
[deleted]
772
772
0
2013-10
1,382,578,636
AdviceAnimals
1p3e6v
Episode Discussion: Season 3, Episode 3 - The Replacements In tonight's episode, Fiona gains an unlikely protege, Zoe tries to give Kyle his life back, and Madison has a fight with the new neighbor.
ME24601
188
188
0
2013-10
1,382,578,545
AmericanHorrorStory
1p3e1w
Can't wait to show y'all that losing a player doesn't lose you a series.
Juno_Malone
-35
-35
0
2013-10
1,382,582,482
Dodgers
ccydh1e
Woman gets her head stuck between guardrail bars in Beijing, passes out and dies, meanwhile crowd of bystanders stands around taking cellphone photos for 30 minutes
my-throwaway-name
74
74
0
2013-10
1,382,577,604
China
1p3csv
What famous comedian doesn't make you laugh?
[deleted]
373
373
0
2013-10
1,382,577,186
AskReddit
1p3c96
"How many racist stereotypes can I play off as humor if I use puppets"
[deleted]
149
149
0
2013-10
1,382,596,291
AskReddit
ccyhtyf
Because it's the puppet that's racist, Jeff is obviously innocent.
KnightsWhoSayNii
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,613,332
AskReddit
ccyk1uu
McDonald's helps workers get food stamps
yyhhggt
30
30
0
2013-10
1,382,576,136
news
1p3avp
But how am I to live without my delicious 1 dollar McDoubles?
escher123
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,577,694
news
ccybiab
Pretty cool wallpaper I found!
killerz7770
50
50
0
2013-10
1,382,576,029
batman
1p3aqx
It's not really in a wallpaper format though
KippySmith
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,585,627
batman
ccyeqaa
Its the perfect wallpaper if you have a square.. tablet or something.
KISSOLOGY
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,612,974
batman
ccyjzwa
Yahoo switches Johnson's
doctor_aw
8
8
0
2013-10
1,382,575,664
timbers
1p3aal
Man, I had no idea Will Johnson was such a bratty asshat
97227ist
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,576,812
timbers
ccyb54c
UC Davis pepper-spray officer awarded $38,000 for trauma suffered because of the pepper-spraying incident
ArgentinoPerfection
3,160
3,160
0
2013-10
1,382,575,526
news
1p3a4i
Yea... normative gender roles ftw!
jedunnigan
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,575,561
Bitcoin
ccyali9
If money were no object, what would your wardrobe look like?
grandballoon
59
59
0
2013-10
1,382,575,011
malefashionadvice
1p39hd
Whatever A$AP Rocky was last seen wearing.
kungfuhustler
32
32
0
2013-10
1,382,576,257
malefashionadvice
ccyawf9
Why not just buy the whole Mob and their outfit coordinators?
bigsnarf149
9
9
0
2013-10
1,382,578,396
malefashionadvice
ccybsso
Even if money wasn't an object I wouldn't want to throw it away by buying Twelvy or Nast.
kungfuhustler
20
20
0
2013-10
1,382,581,428
malefashionadvice
ccyd1j3
Chauster retires from LoL, CLG roster changes
Say0cean
1,032
1,032
0
2013-10
1,382,574,702
leagueoflegends
1p3931
Saban to Alabama fans: Stay the full game or give tickets to someone who will
IAmClaytonBigsby
469
469
0
2013-10
1,382,574,673
CFB
1p391r
I think allowing re-entry would help 2nd half attendance a fair amount.
Bugeaters
117
117
0
2013-10
1,382,576,739
CFB
ccyb40f
For sure, especially for those of us who live across the street from the stadium
[deleted]
55
55
0
2013-10
1,382,577,418
CFB
ccybe45
They should have it in pre season!
Electrix17
10
10
0
2013-10
1,382,586,200
leagueoflegends
ccyey39
Source?
HughGErection
-8
-8
0
2013-10
1,382,587,214
leagueoflegends
ccyfaxn
Evidently being proud you have a high GPA can only impress Astrophysicists
[deleted]
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,574,097
creepyPMs
1p38b4
As being only 15 years old, I'm freaking out that Loaded and Orangatang sponsored my event!
thane-lines
85
85
0
2013-10
1,382,573,715
longboarding
1p37ud
15 too, young redditors unite
Flamingparrot4
19
19
0
2013-10
1,382,581,222
longboarding
ccycylh
16, you youngsters!
slurred_bird
14
14
0
2013-10
1,382,584,550
longboarding
ccyeb13
This War Game is a Warning to China
[deleted]
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,573,506
worldnews
1p37lg
McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Up for Food Stamps
fromthe075
3,326
3,326
0
2013-10
1,382,573,463
politics
1p37jb
So stop spending money with companies like this if you don't like it.
MiskaTorn
103
103
0
2013-10
1,382,584,261
politics
ccye6yv
I can't stand where they have to adopt the crappy movie looks to the books.
bonerjohnson
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,597,849
comicbooks
ccyi5jy
You're not allowed to think that.
Ebelglorg
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,640,048
comicbooks
ccysxil
What are the pros and cons of your current job?
gar_gar
8
8
0
2013-10
1,382,745,578
AskReddit
1p88hj
best kind of worker: someone who hadn't realized they're just a shift replacement.
Skibxskatic
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,748,886
AskReddit
cczr8pw
Obama: If You Think College Is Expensive, 'Wait Until You See How Much Ignorance Costs'
backpackwayne
480
480
0
2013-10
1,382,744,905
politics
1p87q3
It's always the black people.
bdizzle79
27
27
0
2013-10
1,382,744,062
WTF
cczpro8
Here is where I call you a racist asshole, followed by a surge of downvotes.
mike_stifle
-4
-4
0
2013-10
1,382,807,248
WTF
cd036l4
Spoken like an intelligent, well educated, respectable member of society...
TheNativeRaver
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,935,762
WTF
cd15ix0
Congressman Says Memorial That Opened In 2004 Wasn't Closed In 1995 Shutdown
VelvetElvis
23
23
0
2013-10
1,382,742,700
politics
1p85cb
Politifact says: Mostly true.
arizonaburning
10
10
0
2013-10
1,382,744,176
politics
cczpsxl
Anonymous takes down the NSA website
JohnnyMooseknuckle
335
335
0
2013-10
1,382,742,633
news
1p859a
yeah im sure its complete coincidence that the site went down as a result of a glitch the day before the "Stop Watching US" anti-NSA rally in Washington.
agtmongo
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,755,418
news
cczt4gp
Still better than being sentenced to death by Obama's death panel.
Bipolarruledout
-4
-4
0
2013-10
1,382,766,494
WTF
cczvvrx
Texas Mother Superglues Son's Scrotum Back Together After Tearing It
NewThoughtsForANewMe
51
51
0
2013-10
1,382,741,725
Weird
1p84ax
For a time superglue was used as an adhesive for skin so what she did wasn't all that bad.
arseiam
6
6
0
2013-10
1,382,771,818
Weird
cczwtg7
Jon Hamm's beard right now is impeccable.
booloo22
170
170
0
2013-10
1,382,741,225
madmen
1p83qy
NFL will meet with critics of Redskins' name next week
Naly_D
74
74
0
2013-10
1,382,738,233
nfl
1p804t