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Who here doesn't believe in evolution? | [deleted] | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,738,189 | facebookwins | 1p802y |
NSA site down due to alleged DDoS attack | ugdr6424 | 127 | 127 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,737,582 | conspiracy | 1p7zb2 |
I'm glad someone is doing something. | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,738,269 | conspiracy | ccznu9l |
Yeah, this will show them we mean business. | xHaUNTER | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,754,682 | conspiracy | cczsx2h |
Mossy oak | Didittwiceinarow | 2,023 | 2,023 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,737,222 | funny | 1p7yv2 |
I took it to mean if someone else filed a restraining order against her. | [deleted] | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,759,498 | funny | cczu8qd |
This is a worthwhile thing to argue about. | joejoe2213 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,805,554 | boston | cd02med |
Why wasn't this though of sooner? | trashbaugh | 1,535 | 1,535 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,735,748 | funny | 1p7x13 |
So this is gonna be happening at my uni next year (NSFW... or at least it will be) | theproductdesigner | 160 | 160 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,735,259 | WTF | 1p7wdb |
Nope, nothing at all. | Enjjoi | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,781,547 | WTF | cczy1m7 |
Words cannot describe how embarrassed I was when I figured this out | theshamespearofhurt | 1,782 | 1,782 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,734,305 | AdviceAnimals | 1p7v6o |
TIL 'for all intents and purposes'.... Oh dear. | Jessiegirl07 | 904 | 904 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,736,516 | AdviceAnimals | cczn6oe |
They shouldn't be on the internet til age 30. | tybacore | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,733,686 | AskReddit | cczm3ib |
Oops. | tybacore | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,734,412 | AskReddit | cczmdus |
If she had no intention of losing it, then yes. | Quixotic_Neutral | 150 | 150 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,732,793 | AskMen | cczlql2 |
And good sex! | roboeyes | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,733,304 | AskMen | cczlxxn |
ESPN3 and ESPN Deportes will broadcast the NASL Soccer Bowl on Nov 9 | OshiHidra | 84 | 84 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,732,129 | MLS | 1p7sb6 |
Cruz tackles wealth concentration | Pharmtekbobby | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,730,940 | politics | 1p7qq7 |
I'm sure a solutions-oriented guy like Cruz will have no problem getting legislation passed to fix this. | relax_live_longer | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,732,355 | politics | cczlkbs |
Obamacare Facts Show No Matter How You Fudge the Data, It's Bad For Young People | Ma99ie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,730,038 | MensRights | 1p7pk2 |
You posted an anti-obama link so will no doubt get downvotes and comments from angry liberals No posting anti-lib stuff on reddit, that's the rule. | MattClark0994 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,732,182 | MensRights | cczlhu3 |
This is not Christianity | throawaychild | 141 | 141 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,730,030 | Christianity | 1p7pjn |
But if Christianity isn't a way to feel morally superior to people than what is it? | Phaz | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,736,442 | Christianity | cczn5pi |
Jon Cryer's Ex-Wife Wants $88,000 a Month in "Child" Support | carchamp1 | 350 | 350 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,729,607 | MensRights | 1p7p08 |
The Hero City of Montezumagrad and the 300 turns war (story in comments) | Checkrsgreen | 210 | 210 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,728,257 | civ | 1p7n7j |
Let us pack it for you | samkick19 | 2,876 | 2,876 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,728,247 | pics | 1p7n79 |
I'm pretty sure this guy wasn't paid as a model. | ubomw | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,731,942 | pics | cczlecu |
Letang Will Make Season Debut Tonight | BradyTrettenero | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,727,923 | hockey | 1p7ms5 |
Fuck | eggy333 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,729,011 | hockey | cczk6jy |
His defensive game might actually help u | classypedobear | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,729,863 | hockey | cczkjny |
Yeah because Letang is a turnover machine who just gives away the puck and possesses no defensive capabilities | MalkaMania | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,731,194 | hockey | cczl3jp |
And that Scuderi tool won't do much to stop it anyway | moorese7en | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,734,400 | hockey | cczmdoq |
Operation Make Faster Game Episode: 6 | Gav1n_ | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,726,712 | Planetside | 1p7l6d |
+1 close range weapon, NC can't have enough of them. | luzor | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,732,325 | Planetside | cczljwg |
Microphones that are not attached headsets What microphone do you usually use if it isn't attached to a microphone? | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,726,538 | battlefield_4 | 1p7kxy |
haven't seen a microphone attached to a microphone | dacimvrl | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,730,446 | battlefield_4 | cczksgy |
Elizabeth Warren Urges Bankruptcy Option for Private Student Loans | [deleted] | 778 | 778 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,726,257 | politics | 1p7kjf |
If student loans become dischargeable in bankruptcy, expect your interest rates to rise. | gvsteve | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,764,143 | politics | cczvdqn |
No, don't bring in economics, just do what all the other posters do here, complain and blame | Fna1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,791,448 | politics | cczz2n1 |
And then what, work for cash only? | DreadnoughtAndi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,739,890 | politics | cczoeaq |
What else do people work for? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,740,312 | politics | cczojhr |
LOL, my money is direct deposit, not cash. | DreadnoughtAndi | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,740,462 | politics | cczolal |
This system exists only within the united states. | aranasyn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,744,060 | politics | cczprns |
You may "dispense" with the pleasantries, commander | SwansonKnowsBest | 83 | 83 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,725,753 | funny | 1p7jvy |
it's the ultimate showdown | danweber | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,725,236 | Stargate | cczil8s |
The US might be better off spending more on science and less on aircraft carriers - Elon Musk | vigorous | 1,013 | 1,013 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,724,841 | politics | 1p7inz |
Such a charmer | shawnusaurus | 161 | 161 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,724,796 | creepyPMs | 1p7ilr |
Such a turn on when they beg like that. | TheSleepingMonk | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,725,837 | creepyPMs | ccziu88 |
I think a modern society could do a lot better than peasant societies, don't you think? | ruizscar | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,730,752 | self | cczkx24 |
Like spying on citizens and imprisoning them in unprecedented numbers? | ruizscar | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,732,349 | self | cczlk92 |
No communist country spied or imprisoned/executed their own citizens, like ever. | grumbal | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,800,816 | self | cd015l5 |
TIL; Despite strong intolerance of gays, Pakistan leads in world for gay porn searches | EliasMihael | 2,860 | 2,860 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,723,316 | todayilearned | 1p7gjv |
No, really, it's almost always about power. | notthatnoise2 | -22 | -22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,745,059 | todayilearned | cczq2yb |
I'm convinced. | meh100 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,746,405 | todayilearned | cczqhso |
FDA approves Zohydro, rejoice! | iamPandemic | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,723,082 | Drugs | 1p7g8h |
You bang the coke mixture. | LastOfTheCamSoreys | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,756,702 | Drugs | cczthig |
North Carolina legislator: Obama not a traitor to Kenya | asshat_backwards | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,722,560 | politics | 1p7fia |
Gotta love the Birthers | GiveYourBestEffort | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,725,288 | politics | cczim06 |
Sure, because they have solved all of their earthbound security concerns and turned their eye to the swarms of aliens headed our way that we don't know about. | KillAllTheThings | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,733,886 | science | cczm6de |
The Daily Show costs racist North Carolina GOP leader his job through "gotcha" tactic of letting him talk | streetlite | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,722,095 | politics | 1p7ev4 |
Those damn liberals, costing more Americans their jobs. | SwampySix | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,748,432 | politics | cczr3rc |
Why I'm sick of seeing pink everywhere. | Scheme84 | 1,438 | 1,438 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,720,545 | AdviceAnimals | 1p7csu |
FBI Says It's Seized $28.5 Million In Bitcoins From Ross Ulbricht, Alleged Owner Of Silk Road | IWillNotBiteYourDog | 204 | 204 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,720,389 | Bitcoin | 1p7cl7 |
I just had a 12 hour flight over the arctic circle, this was my view. | WONT_CAPITALIZE_i | 3,705 | 3,705 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,720,301 | pics | 1p7ch1 |
global warming my ass, there's tons of ice there. | blackomegax | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,740,567 | pics | cczomkz |
(Rumor) Nexus 5 US Release Date Tipped for October 31, Canadian Carriers on November 8 | clvfan | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,719,974 | Android | 1p7bzs |
It seems the Nexus 5 is going to be released on all of the days at this point. | Johosophat | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,722,094 | Android | cczhahv |
My source says October 32 | YannisNeos | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,726,487 | Android | cczj3od |
Corinthians president Mario Gobbi has hinted the club may look to sell Tottenham Hotspur target Alexandre Pato. | JABBAtheFUCK | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,719,822 | soccer | 1p7bt4 |
Grand Theft Auto Online Update | -mescudi | 263 | 263 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,719,621 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1p7bje |
Kentucky, UNC, UCLA, and Ohio State in discussion for new Champions Classic, according to Andy Katz | Three-HolePunchJim | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,718,973 | CollegeBasketball | 1p7ao8 |
I guess the year UK plays UNC they put the home and home series on hold? | shafafa | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,721,956 | CollegeBasketball | cczh8hv |
If the series can keep being renewed (which I hope so), then that's likely. | SmokingCricket | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,750,949 | CollegeBasketball | cczrur5 |
Of course this is completely irrelevant, the point is that not even a single person without kids can live off minimum wage. | [deleted] | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,737,218 | politics | cczng4y |
It's not starving if it's ramen! | litefoot | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,749,046 | politics | cczrag7 |
"She got hired because of her looks, flat out...I honestly don't think every person is given a job for a good reason, because if they were I would still have my cushy salaried position and that raging cunt would be sliding down a steel pole on a Tuesday night for strangers." | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,718,311 | doublespeakprivilege | 1p79rh |
As a white kid that worked hard and got nothing, this infuriates me. | LeviathanTheMighty | 537 | 537 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,718,054 | AdviceAnimals | 1p79dx |
Yes, only non-white people can be oppressed. | rosinthebow | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,722,188 | AdviceAnimals | cczhbvk |
when hispanics are the majority in 50 years, can they still claim minority rights? | BroccoBaba | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,721,800 | AdviceAnimals | cczh63t |
Majority in numbers doesn't necessarily equal better treatment. | lostarchitect | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,722,098 | AdviceAnimals | cczhak1 |
Yeah, being a white guy in South Africa is fantastic. | Freddie_AppsHero | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,728,918 | AdviceAnimals | cczk54h |
Exactly, theyre not *diversity* scholarships, theyre *equality* scholarships, because 50 years of equality does not compensate for hundreds of years of inequality | drainhed | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,722,903 | AdviceAnimals | cczhmh3 |
Man being white in America is so fucking hard, why I cant I be an inner city kid and get free money. | DaArbiter225 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,723,894 | AdviceAnimals | cczi1fx |
You're right, it's not racism, it's that black people are poor parents. | JohnnyCwtb | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,736,694 | AdviceAnimals | cczn93e |
This sums up how I feel when switching between Halo 3 and Halo 4. | Fuck-The-Moderators | 143 | 143 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,717,691 | halo | 1p78un |
"She got hired because of her looks, flat out...I honestly don't think every person is given a job for a good reason, because if they were I would still have my cushy salaried position and that raging cunt would be sliding down a steel pole on a Tuesday night for strangers." | AMRthroaway | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,717,494 | ShitRedditSays | 1p78lj |
Are shame and humiliation ever the right response to your child's behavior? | schnei95 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,717,410 | daddit | 1p78ho |
I see your on-campus tiger and raise you two on-campus bears | mycatlikestonap | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,717,368 | CFB | 1p78fb |
Even your bears are stolen from Oregon | kitspark | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,723,948 | CFB | cczi29i |
TRASH TALK FRIDAY YOU KNOW THE RULES CAPS ON FLAIR UP | PittPensPats | 208 | 208 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,717,133 | hockey | 1p784d |
*It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia* | sneezyp | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,725,404 | hockey | cczinpy |
Hillary Clinton decries "scorched Earth" politics: "We are careening from crisis to crisis instead of having a plan bringing people to that plan, focusing on common sense solutions and being relentless in driving toward them." | StrictScrutiny | 205 | 205 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,716,629 | politics | 1p77fu |
Well sourced blanket statements and a fine comment you spat out. | James-Cizuz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,779,011 | politics | cczxrco |
Drama in Politics when a user calls Russel Brand a "revolutionary thinker". | david-me | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,716,560 | SubredditDrama | 1p77cn |
And Carlos Mencia had a lot of orginal material. | Biffingston | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,809,321 | SubredditDrama | cd03vg1 |
Team Sweden's official jersey for Sotji | puppyaddict | 425 | 425 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,716,418 | hockey | 1p775z |
Messi and Ronaldo combined for 11 goals in last year's Clasicos (6 matches) | wakotaco | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,715,622 | soccer | 1p762i |
But but Ronaldo disappears in big games | Armdragon | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,736,643 | soccer | cczn8dp |
CJ Mosley. | [deleted] | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,716,010 | CFB | cczev1z |
Has .... anyone at all ever said that the season is lost b/c of Sunseri? | [deleted] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,718,935 | CFB | cczg03k |
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