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Who here doesn't believe in evolution?
|
[deleted]
| 27 | 27 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,738,189 |
facebookwins
|
1p802y
|
NSA site down due to alleged DDoS attack
|
ugdr6424
| 127 | 127 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,737,582 |
conspiracy
|
1p7zb2
|
I'm glad someone is doing something.
|
[deleted]
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,738,269 |
conspiracy
|
ccznu9l
|
Yeah, this will show them we mean business.
|
xHaUNTER
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,754,682 |
conspiracy
|
cczsx2h
|
Mossy oak
|
Didittwiceinarow
| 2,023 | 2,023 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,737,222 |
funny
|
1p7yv2
|
I took it to mean if someone else filed a restraining order against her.
|
[deleted]
| 25 | 25 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,759,498 |
funny
|
cczu8qd
|
This is a worthwhile thing to argue about.
|
joejoe2213
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,805,554 |
boston
|
cd02med
|
Why wasn't this though of sooner?
|
trashbaugh
| 1,535 | 1,535 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,735,748 |
funny
|
1p7x13
|
So this is gonna be happening at my uni next year (NSFW... or at least it will be)
|
theproductdesigner
| 160 | 160 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,735,259 |
WTF
|
1p7wdb
|
Nope, nothing at all.
|
Enjjoi
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,781,547 |
WTF
|
cczy1m7
|
Words cannot describe how embarrassed I was when I figured this out
|
theshamespearofhurt
| 1,782 | 1,782 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,734,305 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p7v6o
|
TIL 'for all intents and purposes'.... Oh dear.
|
Jessiegirl07
| 904 | 904 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,736,516 |
AdviceAnimals
|
cczn6oe
|
They shouldn't be on the internet til age 30.
|
tybacore
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,733,686 |
AskReddit
|
cczm3ib
|
Oops.
|
tybacore
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,734,412 |
AskReddit
|
cczmdus
|
If she had no intention of losing it, then yes.
|
Quixotic_Neutral
| 150 | 150 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,732,793 |
AskMen
|
cczlql2
|
And good sex!
|
roboeyes
| 24 | 24 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,733,304 |
AskMen
|
cczlxxn
|
ESPN3 and ESPN Deportes will broadcast the NASL Soccer Bowl on Nov 9
|
OshiHidra
| 84 | 84 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,732,129 |
MLS
|
1p7sb6
|
Cruz tackles wealth concentration
|
Pharmtekbobby
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,730,940 |
politics
|
1p7qq7
|
I'm sure a solutions-oriented guy like Cruz will have no problem getting legislation passed to fix this.
|
relax_live_longer
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,732,355 |
politics
|
cczlkbs
|
Obamacare Facts Show No Matter How You Fudge the Data, It's Bad For Young People
|
Ma99ie
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,730,038 |
MensRights
|
1p7pk2
|
You posted an anti-obama link so will no doubt get downvotes and comments from angry liberals No posting anti-lib stuff on reddit, that's the rule.
|
MattClark0994
| -3 | -3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,732,182 |
MensRights
|
cczlhu3
|
This is not Christianity
|
throawaychild
| 141 | 141 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,730,030 |
Christianity
|
1p7pjn
|
But if Christianity isn't a way to feel morally superior to people than what is it?
|
Phaz
| 23 | 23 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,736,442 |
Christianity
|
cczn5pi
|
Jon Cryer's Ex-Wife Wants $88,000 a Month in "Child" Support
|
carchamp1
| 350 | 350 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,729,607 |
MensRights
|
1p7p08
|
The Hero City of Montezumagrad and the 300 turns war (story in comments)
|
Checkrsgreen
| 210 | 210 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,728,257 |
civ
|
1p7n7j
|
Let us pack it for you
|
samkick19
| 2,876 | 2,876 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,728,247 |
pics
|
1p7n79
|
I'm pretty sure this guy wasn't paid as a model.
|
ubomw
| 62 | 62 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,731,942 |
pics
|
cczlecu
|
Letang Will Make Season Debut Tonight
|
BradyTrettenero
| 57 | 57 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,727,923 |
hockey
|
1p7ms5
|
Fuck
|
eggy333
| 19 | 19 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,729,011 |
hockey
|
cczk6jy
|
His defensive game might actually help u
|
classypedobear
| -13 | -13 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,729,863 |
hockey
|
cczkjny
|
Yeah because Letang is a turnover machine who just gives away the puck and possesses no defensive capabilities
|
MalkaMania
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,731,194 |
hockey
|
cczl3jp
|
And that Scuderi tool won't do much to stop it anyway
|
moorese7en
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,734,400 |
hockey
|
cczmdoq
|
Operation Make Faster Game Episode: 6
|
Gav1n_
| 89 | 89 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,726,712 |
Planetside
|
1p7l6d
|
+1 close range weapon, NC can't have enough of them.
|
luzor
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,732,325 |
Planetside
|
cczljwg
|
Microphones that are not attached headsets What microphone do you usually use if it isn't attached to a microphone?
|
[deleted]
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,726,538 |
battlefield_4
|
1p7kxy
|
haven't seen a microphone attached to a microphone
|
dacimvrl
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,730,446 |
battlefield_4
|
cczksgy
|
Elizabeth Warren Urges Bankruptcy Option for Private Student Loans
|
[deleted]
| 778 | 778 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,726,257 |
politics
|
1p7kjf
|
If student loans become dischargeable in bankruptcy, expect your interest rates to rise.
|
gvsteve
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,764,143 |
politics
|
cczvdqn
|
No, don't bring in economics, just do what all the other posters do here, complain and blame
|
Fna1
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,791,448 |
politics
|
cczz2n1
|
And then what, work for cash only?
|
DreadnoughtAndi
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,739,890 |
politics
|
cczoeaq
|
What else do people work for?
|
[deleted]
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,740,312 |
politics
|
cczojhr
|
LOL, my money is direct deposit, not cash.
|
DreadnoughtAndi
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,740,462 |
politics
|
cczolal
|
This system exists only within the united states.
|
aranasyn
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,744,060 |
politics
|
cczprns
|
You may "dispense" with the pleasantries, commander
|
SwansonKnowsBest
| 83 | 83 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,725,753 |
funny
|
1p7jvy
|
it's the ultimate showdown
|
danweber
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,725,236 |
Stargate
|
cczil8s
|
The US might be better off spending more on science and less on aircraft carriers - Elon Musk
|
vigorous
| 1,013 | 1,013 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,724,841 |
politics
|
1p7inz
|
Such a charmer
|
shawnusaurus
| 161 | 161 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,724,796 |
creepyPMs
|
1p7ilr
|
Such a turn on when they beg like that.
|
TheSleepingMonk
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,725,837 |
creepyPMs
|
ccziu88
|
I think a modern society could do a lot better than peasant societies, don't you think?
|
ruizscar
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,730,752 |
self
|
cczkx24
|
Like spying on citizens and imprisoning them in unprecedented numbers?
|
ruizscar
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,732,349 |
self
|
cczlk92
|
No communist country spied or imprisoned/executed their own citizens, like ever.
|
grumbal
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,800,816 |
self
|
cd015l5
|
TIL; Despite strong intolerance of gays, Pakistan leads in world for gay porn searches
|
EliasMihael
| 2,860 | 2,860 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,723,316 |
todayilearned
|
1p7gjv
|
No, really, it's almost always about power.
|
notthatnoise2
| -22 | -22 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,745,059 |
todayilearned
|
cczq2yb
|
I'm convinced.
|
meh100
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,746,405 |
todayilearned
|
cczqhso
|
FDA approves Zohydro, rejoice!
|
iamPandemic
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,723,082 |
Drugs
|
1p7g8h
|
You bang the coke mixture.
|
LastOfTheCamSoreys
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,756,702 |
Drugs
|
cczthig
|
North Carolina legislator: Obama not a traitor to Kenya
|
asshat_backwards
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,722,560 |
politics
|
1p7fia
|
Gotta love the Birthers
|
GiveYourBestEffort
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,725,288 |
politics
|
cczim06
|
Sure, because they have solved all of their earthbound security concerns and turned their eye to the swarms of aliens headed our way that we don't know about.
|
KillAllTheThings
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,733,886 |
science
|
cczm6de
|
The Daily Show costs racist North Carolina GOP leader his job through "gotcha" tactic of letting him talk
|
streetlite
| 54 | 54 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,722,095 |
politics
|
1p7ev4
|
Those damn liberals, costing more Americans their jobs.
|
SwampySix
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,748,432 |
politics
|
cczr3rc
|
Why I'm sick of seeing pink everywhere.
|
Scheme84
| 1,438 | 1,438 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,720,545 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p7csu
|
FBI Says It's Seized $28.5 Million In Bitcoins From Ross Ulbricht, Alleged Owner Of Silk Road
|
IWillNotBiteYourDog
| 204 | 204 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,720,389 |
Bitcoin
|
1p7cl7
|
I just had a 12 hour flight over the arctic circle, this was my view.
|
WONT_CAPITALIZE_i
| 3,705 | 3,705 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,720,301 |
pics
|
1p7ch1
|
global warming my ass, there's tons of ice there.
|
blackomegax
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,740,567 |
pics
|
cczomkz
|
(Rumor) Nexus 5 US Release Date Tipped for October 31, Canadian Carriers on November 8
|
clvfan
| 63 | 63 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,719,974 |
Android
|
1p7bzs
|
It seems the Nexus 5 is going to be released on all of the days at this point.
|
Johosophat
| 40 | 40 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,722,094 |
Android
|
cczhahv
|
My source says October 32
|
YannisNeos
| 54 | 54 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,726,487 |
Android
|
cczj3od
|
Corinthians president Mario Gobbi has hinted the club may look to sell Tottenham Hotspur target Alexandre Pato.
|
JABBAtheFUCK
| 51 | 51 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,719,822 |
soccer
|
1p7bt4
|
Grand Theft Auto Online Update
|
-mescudi
| 263 | 263 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,719,621 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
1p7bje
|
Kentucky, UNC, UCLA, and Ohio State in discussion for new Champions Classic, according to Andy Katz
|
Three-HolePunchJim
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,718,973 |
CollegeBasketball
|
1p7ao8
|
I guess the year UK plays UNC they put the home and home series on hold?
|
shafafa
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,721,956 |
CollegeBasketball
|
cczh8hv
|
If the series can keep being renewed (which I hope so), then that's likely.
|
SmokingCricket
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,750,949 |
CollegeBasketball
|
cczrur5
|
Of course this is completely irrelevant, the point is that not even a single person without kids can live off minimum wage.
|
[deleted]
| 43 | 43 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,737,218 |
politics
|
cczng4y
|
It's not starving if it's ramen!
|
litefoot
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,749,046 |
politics
|
cczrag7
|
"She got hired because of her looks, flat out...I honestly don't think every person is given a job for a good reason, because if they were I would still have my cushy salaried position and that raging cunt would be sliding down a steel pole on a Tuesday night for strangers."
|
pixis-4950
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,718,311 |
doublespeakprivilege
|
1p79rh
|
As a white kid that worked hard and got nothing, this infuriates me.
|
LeviathanTheMighty
| 537 | 537 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,718,054 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p79dx
|
Yes, only non-white people can be oppressed.
|
rosinthebow
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,722,188 |
AdviceAnimals
|
cczhbvk
|
when hispanics are the majority in 50 years, can they still claim minority rights?
|
BroccoBaba
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,721,800 |
AdviceAnimals
|
cczh63t
|
Majority in numbers doesn't necessarily equal better treatment.
|
lostarchitect
| 15 | 15 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,722,098 |
AdviceAnimals
|
cczhak1
|
Yeah, being a white guy in South Africa is fantastic.
|
Freddie_AppsHero
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,728,918 |
AdviceAnimals
|
cczk54h
|
Exactly, theyre not *diversity* scholarships, theyre *equality* scholarships, because 50 years of equality does not compensate for hundreds of years of inequality
|
drainhed
| 32 | 32 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,722,903 |
AdviceAnimals
|
cczhmh3
|
Man being white in America is so fucking hard, why I cant I be an inner city kid and get free money.
|
DaArbiter225
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,723,894 |
AdviceAnimals
|
cczi1fx
|
You're right, it's not racism, it's that black people are poor parents.
|
JohnnyCwtb
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,736,694 |
AdviceAnimals
|
cczn93e
|
This sums up how I feel when switching between Halo 3 and Halo 4.
|
Fuck-The-Moderators
| 143 | 143 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,717,691 |
halo
|
1p78un
|
"She got hired because of her looks, flat out...I honestly don't think every person is given a job for a good reason, because if they were I would still have my cushy salaried position and that raging cunt would be sliding down a steel pole on a Tuesday night for strangers."
|
AMRthroaway
| 57 | 57 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,717,494 |
ShitRedditSays
|
1p78lj
|
Are shame and humiliation ever the right response to your child's behavior?
|
schnei95
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,717,410 |
daddit
|
1p78ho
|
I see your on-campus tiger and raise you two on-campus bears
|
mycatlikestonap
| 73 | 73 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,717,368 |
CFB
|
1p78fb
|
Even your bears are stolen from Oregon
|
kitspark
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,723,948 |
CFB
|
cczi29i
|
TRASH TALK FRIDAY YOU KNOW THE RULES CAPS ON FLAIR UP
|
PittPensPats
| 208 | 208 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,717,133 |
hockey
|
1p784d
|
*It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia*
|
sneezyp
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,725,404 |
hockey
|
cczinpy
|
Hillary Clinton decries "scorched Earth" politics: "We are careening from crisis to crisis instead of having a plan bringing people to that plan, focusing on common sense solutions and being relentless in driving toward them."
|
StrictScrutiny
| 205 | 205 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,716,629 |
politics
|
1p77fu
|
Well sourced blanket statements and a fine comment you spat out.
|
James-Cizuz
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,779,011 |
politics
|
cczxrco
|
Drama in Politics when a user calls Russel Brand a "revolutionary thinker".
|
david-me
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,716,560 |
SubredditDrama
|
1p77cn
|
And Carlos Mencia had a lot of orginal material.
|
Biffingston
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,809,321 |
SubredditDrama
|
cd03vg1
|
Team Sweden's official jersey for Sotji
|
puppyaddict
| 425 | 425 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,716,418 |
hockey
|
1p775z
|
Messi and Ronaldo combined for 11 goals in last year's Clasicos (6 matches)
|
wakotaco
| 15 | 15 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,715,622 |
soccer
|
1p762i
|
But but Ronaldo disappears in big games
|
Armdragon
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,736,643 |
soccer
|
cczn8dp
|
CJ Mosley.
|
[deleted]
| 15 | 15 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,716,010 |
CFB
|
cczev1z
|
Has .... anyone at all ever said that the season is lost b/c of Sunseri?
|
[deleted]
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,718,935 |
CFB
|
cczg03k
|
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