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"far away friend is good rimember" | throwawaybutthead | 175 | 175 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,514,229 | creepyPMs | 1p1csy |
Oh noes, creeper, don't block me, I'll be so torn up! | meantamrajean | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,530,721 | creepyPMs | ccxsqq6 |
3 Pats fans and 1 Jets fan will be charged for fighting at this past weekend's game. | AuroraSinistra | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,512,968 | nfl | 1p1by6 |
Finally, a scientific and discreet way to prove 3 times more assholes in New England. | x21in2010x | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,539,371 | nfl | ccxv8sg |
NFL Top 10 College Football Factories of All Time | ghettobacon | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,511,705 | CFB | 1p1b4q |
I love how half of Ohio States slot was just bashing and talking trash | IW4T | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,540,253 | CFB | ccxvkks |
You need AK gear before even attempting this duty. | nhgg | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,543,511 | ffxiv | ccxwun1 |
Pfft you need a relic +1 and full coil gear. | Mrlagged | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,630,370 | ffxiv | ccyowdb |
It's such an honor to be recognized by the prestigious Buzzfeed. | drummybear67 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,564,911 | aggies | ccy6bm8 |
Kindergarten Cop takes place in Silent Hill | garymatic | 2,483 | 2,483 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,506,527 | gaming | 1p170v |
hahaha I can't stop laughing | alukard15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,531,107 | gaming | ccxstmg |
What does alex smith need to do to prove he is a legit starter =/ | edtehgar | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,516,322 | nfl | ccxqoo3 |
Actually an Unpopular Opinion | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,505,731 | AdviceAnimals | 1p1699 |
and premarital sex is a sin... | florthil | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,506,137 | AdviceAnimals | ccxonf3 |
so...he called your girlfriend a whore just because she slept with you? | licked_cupcake | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,538,471 | exmormon | ccxux0y |
indeed he did. | rushaz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,541,978 | exmormon | ccxw8qn |
TIL that only .05% of French children have ADHD, because doctors treat it as a psycho-social disorder, instead of a biological one, and treat with psychotherapy, instead of relying on medication to control behavior | crazywriter | 2,436 | 2,436 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,504,459 | todayilearned | 1p151h |
So basically French parent don't let their little shits get away with being cunts. | Guild_Wars_2 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,527,584 | todayilearned | ccxs6o8 |
POF..always worthy | cmar1989 | 135 | 135 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,503,965 | creepyPMs | 1p14ja |
Don't tell him to do that, that's encouraging them! | Catso | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,556,498 | creepyPMs | ccy2jam |
Russia suspended all adoptions to Canada because Canada has legalized gay marriage. | [deleted] | 3,017 | 3,017 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,502,743 | worldnews | 1p1382 |
How nice of Soviet Russia to look after the safety of its children | HunterTAMUC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,536,961 | worldnews | ccxuejh |
What nerf are you still mad about? | analogorithm | 489 | 489 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,499,972 | leagueoflegends | 1p103c |
Vaccine deniers: why a San Francisco community is disregarding mainstream medicine and putting its children at risk | bostonT | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,499,909 | sanfrancisco | 1p100s |
I can't win with you guys. | sglider12 | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,499,536 | AdviceAnimals | 1p0zkx |
Down voted for covering the face with text. | n9neteen | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,503,484 | AdviceAnimals | ccxnvv7 |
My friend fell hard and got this chicken bruise | Physicked | 2,916 | 2,916 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,499,401 | pics | 1p0zfd |
You wear a disguise to look like human guys but youre not a man youre a chicken bruise | Oldburnsides | 112 | 112 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,502,298 | pics | ccxni7n |
Funny how "disguise" and "bruise" look like they'd rhyme, but not even close. | Horrours_of_Secks | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,513,566 | pics | ccxq96q |
Everyone who doesn't participate in griefing supports it and thinks you're an asshole. | MidgardDragon | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,506,067 | GTAV | ccxompk |
Owners to vote on 2-2-1-1-1 Finals format Wednesday | YBrammer | 217 | 217 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,498,460 | nba | 1p0yaj |
If LA would stop making the finals this wouldn't be an issue | Btgraves | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,553,092 | nba | ccy0zpf |
So is she saying that the skinny people are stupid? | [deleted] | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,497,273 | fatlogic | 1p0wtg |
That's just crazy talk! | JokersSmile | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,576,296 | SaltLakeCity | ccyax1d |
Thomas Bangalter - Colossus | [deleted] | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,496,597 | electronicmusic | 1p0vyw |
you know...I think this guy has a chance of making it | IamPanda31 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,557,073 | electronicmusic | ccy2sh1 |
Finally got inside the head car on the train | NorthernWV | 248 | 248 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,494,700 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1p0tkj |
It sucks even worse when you realize that the ability to drive trains is in the game [but only for one mission.] | Asytra | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,563,591 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccy5r4k |
Bollywood Steampunk | rajnshelat | 1,990 | 1,990 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,494,110 | pics | 1p0ssh |
Oh.. how I miss the days where nothing was digitized and everything was just gears, chains, and fire. | drewniverse | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,507,615 | pics | ccxp1cs |
Kate Beckinsale | nolmurph97 | 1,414 | 1,414 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,493,989 | pics | 1p0smc |
Omg she needs to check her thin privilege all you shitlords need to see what a real woman looks like | TREADMILLFROMHELL | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,507,277 | pics | ccxoy65 |
James Clapper: Reports US hacked French phones "False" | suppersmcguppers | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,493,405 | worldnews | 1p0rtg |
Bobby Bowden to plant spear for Florida State Seminoles | [deleted] | 182 | 182 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,492,946 | CFB | 1p0r74 |
We just had our first snow sighting up here..screw your Florida standards hahah | Deliriously | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,536,643 | CFB | ccxuar6 |
Hey, it's supposed to get all the way down to 45 here tonight, and I haven't stocked up on firewood yet. | hosey | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,536,781 | CFB | ccxucef |
"New" Untitled S2000 @ Milton Martin Honda in GA | skeeterdanman | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,492,692 | S2000 | 1p0qu9 |
A goldmine that has old fluid that's been sitting...... But I'm sure they regularly changed the tranny, diff, engine oil, brake fluid, clutch fluid, etc right? | TheMuffnMan | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,540,539 | S2000 | ccxvohh |
Morning alarms, men's version | HenryHippo | 1,897 | 1,897 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,492,576 | funny | 1p0qok |
wait the extra 5 minutes and get paid to poop | how_do_I_comment | 552 | 552 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,492,638 | funny | ccxjwtt |
Pooping at work is a billion dollar a year industry! | HenryHippo | 320 | 320 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,492,875 | funny | ccxk0az |
I DON FILL SO GUD | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,492,009 | cringepics | 1p0pws |
I haven't read that many, but a personal favorite is Ender's Game. | TooPlaid | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,491,596 | books | ccxji51 |
Tony Abbott defends Don Randall's taxpayer-funded Cairns trip | CosmicSpeckOfDust | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,491,476 | australia | 1p0p71 |
Cut food subsidies for wealthy CEOs, not needy families: The House is keen on cutting food stamps, but it turns a blind eye to corporate tax deductions | FreedomsPower | 1,432 | 1,432 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,491,201 | politics | 1p0otl |
The GOP had one great success of the past 35 years... they got through the tax and economic plan. | cmagee79 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,493,462 | politics | ccxk8p3 |
Well did you leave any blast doors open? | Shyssiryxius | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,498,044 | conspiracy | ccxm0g2 |
I think Romney would've worked better with congress. | bluedarter | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,490,243 | AdviceAnimals | 1p0nk9 |
RACIST! | unclefisty | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,490,755 | AdviceAnimals | ccxj6j2 |
what company would you consider more collectible, sega or nintendo? | sevorgylime | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,489,892 | gamecollecting | 1p0n4n |
I dunno, guys, the car is very tempting. | boopbaboop | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,489,566 | creepyPMs | 1p0mq2 |
I dunno OP, you should've made it clear to him you had a boyfriend! | Ninjabeep | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,490,945 | creepyPMs | ccxj97s |
Stop Cispa | DarthVader33 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,489,450 | news | 1p0mky |
What is one wish you want granted, given that the next commenter sets the conditions? | saiek | 897 | 897 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,489,183 | AskReddit | 1p0m8x |
I wish we could stop hating people because of their color, religion, sexual orientation, or political party. | Enigmutt | 123 | 123 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,491,479 | AskReddit | ccxjggn |
We now feel compelled to hate people for things like eyebrow color, toenail length, their keychains, apartment tempature, and amount of ice cubes they use (or don't use). | sinbysilence | 503 | 503 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,497,354 | AskReddit | ccxlr95 |
That's how chinese people must feel. | Vicinus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,526,403 | AskReddit | ccxs0a7 |
Why would someone want to stop the distribution of an awesome and stable Debian distro? | Bacon_Shmaykon | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,494,141 | CrunchBang | ccxkibl |
Nice try, canonical. | arewenotmen1983 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,505,265 | CrunchBang | ccxoep7 |
FTR Shutdown, The Aftermath | Vulft | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,488,027 | WorldofTanks | 1p0kr7 |
I was kinda disappointed this site gets to continue pushing its anti-stalin agenda | Tsurupettan | -18 | -18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,491,650 | WorldofTanks | ccxjivy |
NASCAR '14 video game races onto PS3 and Xbox 360 in early 2014 | SactoGamer | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,487,854 | NASCAR | 1p0kim |
Man, I wish EA Sports would come back. | connor240 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,506,570 | NASCAR | ccxorgf |
But then it wont be on steam D: | Simpleton216 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,537,864 | NASCAR | ccxupgk |
Tony Abbott accuses UN official of 'talking through her hat' on climate change | LuckyBdx4 | 185 | 185 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,487,823 | australia | 1p0kgs |
You're right, we should do nothing | Njkpot | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,501,457 | australia | ccxn864 |
Pre-orders are on ebay.From $600 on up | izzypop112 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,487,426 | Nexus5 | 1p0jyl |
I'm waiting until someone kickstarts it or indiegogo. | simplyobtusus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,643,069 | Nexus5 | ccyu6ox |
Yes, I'm sure Neil "DeGrass" Tyson said that. | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,486,822 | cringepics | 1p0j6t |
Definitely not satire. | serfy2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,503,791 | cringepics | ccxnz88 |
Nice to see we've scrapped some of the ornate details. | adunski | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,530,471 | cincinnati | ccxsowv |
Working man sent letter about job in Canada from Social Welfare office | Rev_Sulphur | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,658,794 | ireland | 1p5qpw |
The charger was mounted by the handicapped spaces. | MarauderV8 | 267 | 267 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,658,192 | mildlyinfuriating | 1p5pz7 |
Grows some balls and get a vehicle with a proper motor in it. | Bender44410 | -36 | -36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,678,988 | mildlyinfuriating | ccz7bh1 |
Electric motors are more powerful than internal combustion ones. | Airazz | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,690,923 | mildlyinfuriating | ccz9es6 |
iPhone 5s | staiano | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,662,195 | PickAnAndroidForMe | ccz1mvo |
Three times a week, for an hour at a time, Geno Smith organizes a meeting with QBs and receivers to help improve the passing game. | bobisterbezreal | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,656,247 | nyjets | 1p5nhq |
Wow, what a diva! | frexistential | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,705,227 | nyjets | cczbfqr |
Pirates attacked an American-flagged oil industry vessel off the Nigerian coast early Thursday and abducted the captain and the chief engineer, both United States citizens. | gjc44 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,656,048 | energy | 1p5n9z |
Turns out it was just a stunt to sell the movie since it can't beat out stupid Gravity. | sunthas | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,671,448 | energy | ccz543d |
Finally.. Only took me 4 days. | Hastobe | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,655,974 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1p5n6q |
What's so special? | 69Mooseoverlord69 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,656,059 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccyze5l |
What about the time when [you steal the two cars for Devin Weston?] | DerpTheGrammarNazi | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,702,009 | GrandTheftAutoV | cczaub1 |
Diving Days Are over for Canucks says Torts | UpliftMofo | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,655,890 | hockey | 1p5n2q |
Week 8 - Panthers vs Bucs - Discussion Thread Let's do this! | JCoxRocks | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,655,869 | panthers | 1p5n1k |
Josh Thomas is inactive, White is expected to start. | Iamostrich | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,656,165 | panthers | ccyzfgt |
Oh no... how will we ever recover? | jnewt | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,658,320 | panthers | ccz07z6 |
A Hixon sighting? | 67Macavelli91 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,664,069 | panthers | ccz2bwo |
Who? | SurvivorZ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,667,942 | panthers | ccz3suv |
That's the last time I use pyrex | DoctorSugarbear | 992 | 992 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,655,786 | Cooking | 1p5mxk |
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