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"far away friend is good rimember"
|
throwawaybutthead
| 175 | 175 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,514,229 |
creepyPMs
|
1p1csy
|
Oh noes, creeper, don't block me, I'll be so torn up!
|
meantamrajean
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,530,721 |
creepyPMs
|
ccxsqq6
|
3 Pats fans and 1 Jets fan will be charged for fighting at this past weekend's game.
|
AuroraSinistra
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,512,968 |
nfl
|
1p1by6
|
Finally, a scientific and discreet way to prove 3 times more assholes in New England.
|
x21in2010x
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,539,371 |
nfl
|
ccxv8sg
|
NFL Top 10 College Football Factories of All Time
|
ghettobacon
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,511,705 |
CFB
|
1p1b4q
|
I love how half of Ohio States slot was just bashing and talking trash
|
IW4T
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,540,253 |
CFB
|
ccxvkks
|
You need AK gear before even attempting this duty.
|
nhgg
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,543,511 |
ffxiv
|
ccxwun1
|
Pfft you need a relic +1 and full coil gear.
|
Mrlagged
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,630,370 |
ffxiv
|
ccyowdb
|
It's such an honor to be recognized by the prestigious Buzzfeed.
|
drummybear67
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,564,911 |
aggies
|
ccy6bm8
|
Kindergarten Cop takes place in Silent Hill
|
garymatic
| 2,483 | 2,483 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,506,527 |
gaming
|
1p170v
|
hahaha I can't stop laughing
|
alukard15
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,531,107 |
gaming
|
ccxstmg
|
What does alex smith need to do to prove he is a legit starter =/
|
edtehgar
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,516,322 |
nfl
|
ccxqoo3
|
Actually an Unpopular Opinion
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,505,731 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p1699
|
and premarital sex is a sin...
|
florthil
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,506,137 |
AdviceAnimals
|
ccxonf3
|
so...he called your girlfriend a whore just because she slept with you?
|
licked_cupcake
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,538,471 |
exmormon
|
ccxux0y
|
indeed he did.
|
rushaz
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,541,978 |
exmormon
|
ccxw8qn
|
TIL that only .05% of French children have ADHD, because doctors treat it as a psycho-social disorder, instead of a biological one, and treat with psychotherapy, instead of relying on medication to control behavior
|
crazywriter
| 2,436 | 2,436 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,504,459 |
todayilearned
|
1p151h
|
So basically French parent don't let their little shits get away with being cunts.
|
Guild_Wars_2
| -3 | -3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,527,584 |
todayilearned
|
ccxs6o8
|
POF..always worthy
|
cmar1989
| 135 | 135 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,503,965 |
creepyPMs
|
1p14ja
|
Don't tell him to do that, that's encouraging them!
|
Catso
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,556,498 |
creepyPMs
|
ccy2jam
|
Russia suspended all adoptions to Canada because Canada has legalized gay marriage.
|
[deleted]
| 3,017 | 3,017 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,502,743 |
worldnews
|
1p1382
|
How nice of Soviet Russia to look after the safety of its children
|
HunterTAMUC
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,536,961 |
worldnews
|
ccxuejh
|
What nerf are you still mad about?
|
analogorithm
| 489 | 489 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,499,972 |
leagueoflegends
|
1p103c
|
Vaccine deniers: why a San Francisco community is disregarding mainstream medicine and putting its children at risk
|
bostonT
| 89 | 89 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,499,909 |
sanfrancisco
|
1p100s
|
I can't win with you guys.
|
sglider12
| 40 | 40 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,499,536 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p0zkx
|
Down voted for covering the face with text.
|
n9neteen
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,503,484 |
AdviceAnimals
|
ccxnvv7
|
My friend fell hard and got this chicken bruise
|
Physicked
| 2,916 | 2,916 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,499,401 |
pics
|
1p0zfd
|
You wear a disguise to look like human guys but youre not a man youre a chicken bruise
|
Oldburnsides
| 112 | 112 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,502,298 |
pics
|
ccxni7n
|
Funny how "disguise" and "bruise" look like they'd rhyme, but not even close.
|
Horrours_of_Secks
| 51 | 51 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,513,566 |
pics
|
ccxq96q
|
Everyone who doesn't participate in griefing supports it and thinks you're an asshole.
|
MidgardDragon
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,506,067 |
GTAV
|
ccxompk
|
Owners to vote on 2-2-1-1-1 Finals format Wednesday
|
YBrammer
| 217 | 217 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,498,460 |
nba
|
1p0yaj
|
If LA would stop making the finals this wouldn't be an issue
|
Btgraves
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,553,092 |
nba
|
ccy0zpf
|
So is she saying that the skinny people are stupid?
|
[deleted]
| 72 | 72 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,497,273 |
fatlogic
|
1p0wtg
|
That's just crazy talk!
|
JokersSmile
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,576,296 |
SaltLakeCity
|
ccyax1d
|
Thomas Bangalter - Colossus
|
[deleted]
| 13 | 13 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,496,597 |
electronicmusic
|
1p0vyw
|
you know...I think this guy has a chance of making it
|
IamPanda31
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,557,073 |
electronicmusic
|
ccy2sh1
|
Finally got inside the head car on the train
|
NorthernWV
| 248 | 248 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,494,700 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
1p0tkj
|
It sucks even worse when you realize that the ability to drive trains is in the game [but only for one mission.]
|
Asytra
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,563,591 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
ccy5r4k
|
Bollywood Steampunk
|
rajnshelat
| 1,990 | 1,990 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,494,110 |
pics
|
1p0ssh
|
Oh.. how I miss the days where nothing was digitized and everything was just gears, chains, and fire.
|
drewniverse
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,507,615 |
pics
|
ccxp1cs
|
Kate Beckinsale
|
nolmurph97
| 1,414 | 1,414 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,493,989 |
pics
|
1p0smc
|
Omg she needs to check her thin privilege all you shitlords need to see what a real woman looks like
|
TREADMILLFROMHELL
| -13 | -13 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,507,277 |
pics
|
ccxoy65
|
James Clapper: Reports US hacked French phones "False"
|
suppersmcguppers
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,493,405 |
worldnews
|
1p0rtg
|
Bobby Bowden to plant spear for Florida State Seminoles
|
[deleted]
| 182 | 182 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,492,946 |
CFB
|
1p0r74
|
We just had our first snow sighting up here..screw your Florida standards hahah
|
Deliriously
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,536,643 |
CFB
|
ccxuar6
|
Hey, it's supposed to get all the way down to 45 here tonight, and I haven't stocked up on firewood yet.
|
hosey
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,536,781 |
CFB
|
ccxucef
|
"New" Untitled S2000 @ Milton Martin Honda in GA
|
skeeterdanman
| 13 | 13 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,492,692 |
S2000
|
1p0qu9
|
A goldmine that has old fluid that's been sitting...... But I'm sure they regularly changed the tranny, diff, engine oil, brake fluid, clutch fluid, etc right?
|
TheMuffnMan
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,540,539 |
S2000
|
ccxvohh
|
Morning alarms, men's version
|
HenryHippo
| 1,897 | 1,897 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,492,576 |
funny
|
1p0qok
|
wait the extra 5 minutes and get paid to poop
|
how_do_I_comment
| 552 | 552 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,492,638 |
funny
|
ccxjwtt
|
Pooping at work is a billion dollar a year industry!
|
HenryHippo
| 320 | 320 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,492,875 |
funny
|
ccxk0az
|
I DON FILL SO GUD
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,492,009 |
cringepics
|
1p0pws
|
I haven't read that many, but a personal favorite is Ender's Game.
|
TooPlaid
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,491,596 |
books
|
ccxji51
|
Tony Abbott defends Don Randall's taxpayer-funded Cairns trip
|
CosmicSpeckOfDust
| 36 | 36 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,491,476 |
australia
|
1p0p71
|
Cut food subsidies for wealthy CEOs, not needy families: The House is keen on cutting food stamps, but it turns a blind eye to corporate tax deductions
|
FreedomsPower
| 1,432 | 1,432 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,491,201 |
politics
|
1p0otl
|
The GOP had one great success of the past 35 years... they got through the tax and economic plan.
|
cmagee79
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,493,462 |
politics
|
ccxk8p3
|
Well did you leave any blast doors open?
|
Shyssiryxius
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,498,044 |
conspiracy
|
ccxm0g2
|
I think Romney would've worked better with congress.
|
bluedarter
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,490,243 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1p0nk9
|
RACIST!
|
unclefisty
| -5 | -5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,490,755 |
AdviceAnimals
|
ccxj6j2
|
what company would you consider more collectible, sega or nintendo?
|
sevorgylime
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,489,892 |
gamecollecting
|
1p0n4n
|
I dunno, guys, the car is very tempting.
|
boopbaboop
| 62 | 62 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,489,566 |
creepyPMs
|
1p0mq2
|
I dunno OP, you should've made it clear to him you had a boyfriend!
|
Ninjabeep
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,490,945 |
creepyPMs
|
ccxj97s
|
Stop Cispa
|
DarthVader33
| 17 | 17 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,489,450 |
news
|
1p0mky
|
What is one wish you want granted, given that the next commenter sets the conditions?
|
saiek
| 897 | 897 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,489,183 |
AskReddit
|
1p0m8x
|
I wish we could stop hating people because of their color, religion, sexual orientation, or political party.
|
Enigmutt
| 123 | 123 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,491,479 |
AskReddit
|
ccxjggn
|
We now feel compelled to hate people for things like eyebrow color, toenail length, their keychains, apartment tempature, and amount of ice cubes they use (or don't use).
|
sinbysilence
| 503 | 503 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,497,354 |
AskReddit
|
ccxlr95
|
That's how chinese people must feel.
|
Vicinus
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,526,403 |
AskReddit
|
ccxs0a7
|
Why would someone want to stop the distribution of an awesome and stable Debian distro?
|
Bacon_Shmaykon
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,494,141 |
CrunchBang
|
ccxkibl
|
Nice try, canonical.
|
arewenotmen1983
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,505,265 |
CrunchBang
|
ccxoep7
|
FTR Shutdown, The Aftermath
|
Vulft
| 70 | 70 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,488,027 |
WorldofTanks
|
1p0kr7
|
I was kinda disappointed this site gets to continue pushing its anti-stalin agenda
|
Tsurupettan
| -18 | -18 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,491,650 |
WorldofTanks
|
ccxjivy
|
NASCAR '14 video game races onto PS3 and Xbox 360 in early 2014
|
SactoGamer
| 18 | 18 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,487,854 |
NASCAR
|
1p0kim
|
Man, I wish EA Sports would come back.
|
connor240
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,506,570 |
NASCAR
|
ccxorgf
|
But then it wont be on steam D:
|
Simpleton216
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,537,864 |
NASCAR
|
ccxupgk
|
Tony Abbott accuses UN official of 'talking through her hat' on climate change
|
LuckyBdx4
| 185 | 185 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,487,823 |
australia
|
1p0kgs
|
You're right, we should do nothing
|
Njkpot
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,501,457 |
australia
|
ccxn864
|
Pre-orders are on ebay.From $600 on up
|
izzypop112
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,487,426 |
Nexus5
|
1p0jyl
|
I'm waiting until someone kickstarts it or indiegogo.
|
simplyobtusus
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,643,069 |
Nexus5
|
ccyu6ox
|
Yes, I'm sure Neil "DeGrass" Tyson said that.
|
[deleted]
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,486,822 |
cringepics
|
1p0j6t
|
Definitely not satire.
|
serfy2
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,503,791 |
cringepics
|
ccxnz88
|
Nice to see we've scrapped some of the ornate details.
|
adunski
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,530,471 |
cincinnati
|
ccxsowv
|
Working man sent letter about job in Canada from Social Welfare office
|
Rev_Sulphur
| 26 | 26 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,658,794 |
ireland
|
1p5qpw
|
The charger was mounted by the handicapped spaces.
|
MarauderV8
| 267 | 267 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,658,192 |
mildlyinfuriating
|
1p5pz7
|
Grows some balls and get a vehicle with a proper motor in it.
|
Bender44410
| -36 | -36 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,678,988 |
mildlyinfuriating
|
ccz7bh1
|
Electric motors are more powerful than internal combustion ones.
|
Airazz
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,690,923 |
mildlyinfuriating
|
ccz9es6
|
iPhone 5s
|
staiano
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,662,195 |
PickAnAndroidForMe
|
ccz1mvo
|
Three times a week, for an hour at a time, Geno Smith organizes a meeting with QBs and receivers to help improve the passing game.
|
bobisterbezreal
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,656,247 |
nyjets
|
1p5nhq
|
Wow, what a diva!
|
frexistential
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,705,227 |
nyjets
|
cczbfqr
|
Pirates attacked an American-flagged oil industry vessel off the Nigerian coast early Thursday and abducted the captain and the chief engineer, both United States citizens.
|
gjc44
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,656,048 |
energy
|
1p5n9z
|
Turns out it was just a stunt to sell the movie since it can't beat out stupid Gravity.
|
sunthas
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,671,448 |
energy
|
ccz543d
|
Finally.. Only took me 4 days.
|
Hastobe
| 30 | 30 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,655,974 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
1p5n6q
|
What's so special?
|
69Mooseoverlord69
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,656,059 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
ccyze5l
|
What about the time when [you steal the two cars for Devin Weston?]
|
DerpTheGrammarNazi
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,702,009 |
GrandTheftAutoV
|
cczaub1
|
Diving Days Are over for Canucks says Torts
|
UpliftMofo
| 52 | 52 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,655,890 |
hockey
|
1p5n2q
|
Week 8 - Panthers vs Bucs - Discussion Thread Let's do this!
|
JCoxRocks
| 24 | 24 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,655,869 |
panthers
|
1p5n1k
|
Josh Thomas is inactive, White is expected to start.
|
Iamostrich
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,656,165 |
panthers
|
ccyzfgt
|
Oh no... how will we ever recover?
|
jnewt
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,658,320 |
panthers
|
ccz07z6
|
A Hixon sighting?
|
67Macavelli91
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,664,069 |
panthers
|
ccz2bwo
|
Who?
|
SurvivorZ
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,667,942 |
panthers
|
ccz3suv
|
That's the last time I use pyrex
|
DoctorSugarbear
| 992 | 992 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,655,786 |
Cooking
|
1p5mxk
|
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