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why are sticky bombs soo expensive? | TP-LINQ | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,441,617 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccx0u8e |
Dude, spoiler tags. | Fauhks | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,460,154 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccx6e7x |
Nobody is spoiled knowing they make money at the end of the game about heists. | EverGlow89 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,460,749 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccx6myg |
On the final heist, I made around 43 million with the right characters [and the girl from the roadside burning car.] | ElephantRefrigerator | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,471,994 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccxbg2u |
MFW I am with a couple who are fighting. | RedditAuthority | 2,909 | 2,909 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,426,864 | reactiongifs | 1oypji |
I hear the US is going well with privite student loans | armovr | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,446,987 | australia | ccx1vvh |
This seems relevant and not at all like spam. | V2Blast | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,429,858 | homeland | ccwzauo |
Comrade Che on human life | Moontouch | 271 | 271 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,424,979 | socialism | 1oyo7l |
For a socialist he sure spent a lot of time playing golf and deep sea fishing with Hemingway. | cislum | -25 | -25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,443,815 | socialism | ccx17yy |
TIL that socialism means you can never have luxury time with other socialists. | All_The_People_DIE | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,447,561 | socialism | ccx20x7 |
"I'm not attracted to you, but I'm going to throw a fit over you as if I am!" | Jazzehness | 155 | 155 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,424,201 | creepyPMs | 1oynnb |
With a team name like Chihuahuas, what **isn't** there to love about this? | SanchosPanchos | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,484,326 | ElPaso | ccxgo7l |
Love | excisiondz | 739 | 739 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,422,887 | facebookwins | 1oymmw |
Well I guess China's got no talent! | krizalid70559 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,443,263 | worldnews | ccx14dr |
Some people have no filter | ogionthesilent | 908 | 908 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,422,338 | facepalm | 1oym6o |
Is his name Bryan? | Ballss | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,457,092 | facepalm | ccx56qx |
Haha | arronaxx88 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,458,699 | facepalm | ccx5taf |
Fuck yeah, modern medicine! | AirborneRodent | 2,377 | 2,377 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,420,155 | AdviceAnimals | 1oyk9e |
If you entrusted your fate to Jesus he would've restored your eyesight long ago. | jeraldherald | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,490,926 | AdviceAnimals | ccxj8y8 |
Well fuck you, no one here likes good music. | biscuit484 | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,421,282 | futurebeats | ccwxqxk |
This is an official mod statement | Frontcannon | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,443,664 | futurebeats | ccx16yh |
Its because the music is too now if its good. | trip_this_way | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,464,623 | futurebeats | ccx87up |
You mirin bro? | ribsteak | 132 | 132 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,416,422 | cringepics | 1oygj9 |
My friend brought Mac and cheese from home when he spit this out. | chiteed | 625 | 625 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,415,969 | WTF | 1oyg1a |
OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY SUE. | MrMagPi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,449,419 | WTF | ccx2jfv |
Something Sickening Is Happening To Some Of Our Schoolchildren, And You Probably Have No Idea | streetyouth | 143 | 143 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,415,879 | conspiracy | 1oyfxx |
It's not torture, it's 'enhanced interrogation'.... | lightspeed23 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,435,133 | conspiracy | ccwzz04 |
Microsoft home use if your company participates gets you office 2013 for 9.99. | Mister_Bojangles | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,438,841 | Surface | ccx0fs8 |
Damn my company's price was $11, what a ripoff! | gigamiga | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,475,987 | Surface | ccxd9k1 |
Sue Falsone will not return as Dodgers' head trainer | JackAceHole | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,413,808 | Dodgers | 1oydhf |
Driving with hands at 9 and 3 and not taking off the wheel - full cross in turns. | ya_know_him | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,414,529 | formula1 | ccwvsbe |
Not a fan of Alesi nor Monaco I guess? | jolij | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,443,868 | formula1 | ccx18ba |
My parents were Cheech and Chong for Halloween | WAKEUPJOSHFORD | 958 | 958 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,413,161 | trees | 1oycoo |
BUT IT'S OUR CHOICE | deejmeister | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,463,525 | motorcycles | ccx7rac |
Feels nice to be part of the club | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,412,387 | magicTCG | 1oybpm |
Cosmo nails it yet again | [deleted] | 1,717 | 1,717 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,412,341 | WTF | 1oybnf |
These are not real users tits/asses | s4hockey4 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,412,188 | teenagers | 1oybfp |
I didn't realize | machete404 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,412,206 | teenagers | ccwuvv0 |
World Series sidebars PART 3 - multiple variants of the top bar | _depression | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,411,758 | baseball | 1oyaxe |
\#7 | swedishfish007 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,413,151 | baseball | ccwv9j5 |
Oh suuuuure pick the simple one. | _depression | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,413,879 | baseball | ccwvjnl |
Never letting my kids get circumcised now. | [deleted] | 162 | 162 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,411,594 | WTF | 1oyaoz |
I'm literally flabbergasted every time I see people get *angry* over it. | NScorpion | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,302 | WTF | ccx33xh |
Yeah it's not like it's genital mutilation or anything. | NWAH_OUTLANDER | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,481,602 | WTF | ccxflpx |
The literal meaning of this meme. | golfcrazenes18 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,409,274 | AdviceAnimals | 1oy7sp |
These photos are so REAL! | Pers14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,437,777 | cringepics | ccx0app |
How could Op dump him when he has such sick game? | mechakingghidorah | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,242 | cringepics | ccx339j |
Hansbrough quickly decides against messing with Metta | GustavoFring | 1,511 | 1,511 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,405,092 | nba | 1oy28r |
He had that crazy offensive rebound/layup that knocked the Suns out of the WCF that one year. | culturebarren | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,418,788 | nba | ccwx4el |
You mean off the Kobe pass? | itsbobfg | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,452,349 | nba | ccx3gdd |
"The only cure for Islam" | weecefwew | 183 | 183 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,405,064 | rage | 1oy279 |
The guys who did the Motorboating for Cancer video had their donations refunded. | phyllop23 | 2,542 | 2,542 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,404,925 | videos | 1oy20d |
I mean, I understand why people wouldn't like the concept of motoboating for money for the charity, but what I really do not understand is that if the people in the video gave consent for it, what is the issue? | superjew13 | 1,058 | 1,058 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,408,200 | videos | ccwt7ro |
because women can't trust other women to think for themselves. | g-dragon | 2,115 | 2,115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,422,119 | videos | ccwxxpd |
Who needs some chumps money when they have the NFL, and however many cash cows throwing money at the cause? | cmonpplrly | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,450,175 | videos | ccx2rez |
Search for people with Breast Cancer who are struggling financially to receive appropriate treatments and pay for their healthcare costs | bfisher91 | 76 | 76 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,421,814 | videos | ccwxvav |
im getting real tired of your shit Government, Always loved this quote especially since a president said it | CAT_WILL_MEOW | 1,797 | 1,797 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,404,284 | AdviceAnimals | 1oy160 |
I totally agree with this, but the President is still the President, he deserves a high level of respect because of that, even if you do not agree with him. | crazywhiteboy1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,416,206 | AdviceAnimals | ccwwczp |
yeah, they are spending minimal time with their family for 4 years and having random strangers call them things if they dont agree with him, but to hell with the president. | crazywhiteboy1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,444,882 | AdviceAnimals | ccx1f9p |
Wikipedia editors, locked in battle with PR firm, delete 250 accounts | antdude | 249 | 249 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,403,822 | wikipedia | 1oy0jr |
As a PR professional, I hate how companies like these are dragging down our name's reputation (as if it wasn't already low). | DanielTaylor | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,429,079 | wikipedia | ccwz6tp |
ACT passes same sex marriage bill | twinathon | 1,445 | 1,445 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,403,556 | australia | 1oy078 |
The family down the road from me (two lesbian mothers with two sons) are planning to do it ASAP before Tony and his cronies crash the party and fuck everything up | HodorForKing | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,410,835 | australia | ccwubh2 |
So they aren't really much different from any other family with dickhead kids :P | mykalb | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,413,384 | australia | ccwvcvc |
I don't think another kind exists. | Warle | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,424,992 | australia | ccwyisw |
Even the best families have dickhead kids - it's not a choice you know, it just happens. | hoookey | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,428,172 | australia | ccwz22h |
Its why I voted for him | geobloke | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,479,980 | australia | ccxeyk7 |
Got into my dream school today, so I guess you can say it was a pretty good day | GatsbyKanye | 505 | 505 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,403,476 | teenagers | 1oy03l |
I wonder why.....*cough* race *cough* | [deleted] | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,214 | teenagers | ccx32xi |
Yeah sorry I'm black bro, it makes everything a lot easier. | GatsbyKanye | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,460,733 | teenagers | ccx6mps |
Man black people have like, the *easiest* life. | Udontlikecake | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,461,933 | teenagers | ccx73ov |
From the look of the gamecast this game seems highly entertaining... | dirtywook | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,409,705 | fantasyfootball | ccwtuhq |
Here's a stupid idea. | wesdog44 | 2,605 | 2,605 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,402,251 | WTF | 1oxyg6 |
Stop feeding us stupid ideas | probe_monster | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,409,526 | WTF | ccwtrnr |
My Queen is a strong proud chess piece of colour who don't need no king | SexyJesusesAssemble | 879 | 879 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,402,169 | TumblrInAction | 1oxycw |
And here I thought SJWs would love chess seeing as the objective is to kill the MAN and the only woman piece is the most powerful on the board. | fyiimapizza | 467 | 467 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,402,712 | TumblrInAction | ccwqv9z |
Well, this is kind of our clue to show that she's never played chess before. | whatthefuckguys | 291 | 291 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,403,205 | TumblrInAction | ccwr2ng |
I thought "**if I ever play chess** I'm going to play it with two queens" was an outright confession. | DiaboliAdvocatus | 267 | 267 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,404,113 | TumblrInAction | ccwrgol |
OP noob | Hamlet7768 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,410,770 | TumblrInAction | ccwuaii |
My phone case came in! | IMKILLROY | 129 | 129 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,402,093 | Sherlock | 1oxy92 |
Loving the kerning | Jacob7770 | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,410,817 | Sherlock | ccwub71 |
Queensland police want bigger guns and more armour to fight "the bikie menace" | Ardeet | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,401,346 | australia | 1oxxai |
No, this escalation of draconian laws and increasing militarisation of police isn't getting out of hand at all. | Ardeet | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,401,431 | australia | ccwqc6i |
Download queue management in new Steam Client Beta | mosanger | 700 | 700 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,570,884 | Steam | 1p347u |
But it's so simple! | theydeletedme | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,577,949 | Steam | ccybm53 |
3 students hurt when cop's gun discharges at school safety demo | anoiing | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,570,477 | progun | 1p33nt |
Only cops should have guns, right guys? | [deleted] | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,570,700 | progun | ccy8ni2 |
Until he redistributes his considerable wealth he IS the wealthy and powerful. | [deleted] | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,582,413 | videos | ccydg28 |
Yep, right up there with the Koch brothers | TheNoize | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,586,000 | videos | ccyevdy |
Can Apple please re-introduce this? | TEA-CAT | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,567,750 | ios7 | 1p304k |
I personally work with Apple, and because you posted this picture I will grant what you asked | BrickTamland_ | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,572,363 | ios7 | ccy9awx |
Be glad that even though this is a rare occurrence, people like this can succeed in our justice system. | yodamaster103 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,577,869 | MensRights | ccybkxo |
And they sound better than CDs! | mawnck | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,797,468 | vinyl | cd0099p |
I guess that's why men accused of rape never ever go to jail, and never ever have their reputations destroyed even if they are acquitted. | tallwheel | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,598,725 | MensRights | ccyiblm |
I'm so glad that you took the time to create a throwaway to post something so insightful that'll incite such a thoughtful and productive discussion! | hoyaloya | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,566,262 | gaybros | ccy6vrd |
Seems like Sheamus has a new look | ry4 | 151 | 151 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,565,957 | SquaredCircle | 1p2xon |
The ol' reddit kangaroo. | literaryghost | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,570,503 | SquaredCircle | ccy8kt8 |
I actually feel bad after that "joke" Everyone could have made it and i put zero effort into it | NekoQT | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,570,817 | SquaredCircle | ccy8p5d |
Alderman proposes $25 annual bike license | forthehumans | 132 | 132 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,564,688 | chicago | 1p2vyq |
Shocking that a find idea like this comes from an alderman of the Grand Boulevard neighborhood. | NogsGonnaNog | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,571,169 | chicago | ccy8u52 |
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