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You must pedal really fast
|
Aratix
| 47 | 47 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,488,545 |
Autos
|
ccxibpz
|
DAE love the smell of garlic?
|
agnieszk
| 364 | 364 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,468,867 |
DoesAnybodyElse
|
1ozu34
|
No, you're obviously the only one on Earth who appreciates garlic smell.
|
RoundedScissors
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,494,504 |
DoesAnybodyElse
|
ccxkngt
|
Kevin Love's Reaction to Winning the "Best Player with the Least Natural Ability" Award in the NBA GM Survey
|
cattymills
| 1,529 | 1,529 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,468,402 |
nba
|
1oztgd
|
Was he even in college long enough to hate?
|
Flocito
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,472,351 |
nba
|
ccxblos
|
MRW I log on in the middle of a photoshop/meme trend that cropped up overnight
|
BaconGristle
| 2,756 | 2,756 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,468,301 |
reactiongifs
|
1oztb0
|
Yeah, to log into my alt accounts.
|
DreadPiratesRobert
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,496,381 |
reactiongifs
|
ccxldxn
|
TIL that people, especially the youth, have been perceived by older generations as "ruining" the English language for centuries.
|
bamboo_plant
| 2,200 | 2,200 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,467,179 |
todayilearned
|
1ozrqr
|
And we're gonna ruin it some more, LOL.
|
SUM_Poindexter
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,498,317 |
todayilearned
|
ccxm43u
|
Dutch 'Black Pete' Christmas tradition has to stop because it may be racist, warns UN.
|
bordert
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,467,092 |
worldnews
|
1ozrlg
|
I don't understand why people think Sinder Klaas having a moorish slave act as a fool is racist.
|
forest_ranger
| -3 | -3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,471,610 |
worldnews
|
ccxb9vm
|
In response to an unprivileged student asking to borrow a textbook to study for the exam
|
[deleted]
| 199 | 199 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,466,885 |
cringepics
|
1ozrax
|
Here's the 20% thinner "new generation" iPad, called iPad Air
|
_trendspotter
| 193 | 193 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,466,295 |
apple
|
1ozqh0
|
Pretty sure people said the same about the original mini and that's been a total failure
|
ashleypenny
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,471,636 |
apple
|
ccxbabg
|
Putin says foreign foes use radical Islam to weaken Russia
|
vigorous
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,466,113 |
worldpolitics
|
1ozq7t
|
i guess the most powerful person in Russia is just another paranoid conspiracy theorist.
|
FuckFrankie
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,493,734 |
worldpolitics
|
ccxkco3
|
Apple Introduces The iPad Air
|
pahund
| 568 | 568 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,465,793 |
technology
|
1ozpr0
|
Yes, miniaturization and cutting nearly a third off the weight while adding a more powerful processor and keeping the same battery life isn't 'innovative'.
|
Who_Runs_Barter_Town
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,474,922 |
technology
|
ccxcs95
|
Team VeryGames : Public statement about map cycle issue and de_mirage
|
Dorian_Costanzo
| 157 | 157 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,465,223 |
GlobalOffensive
|
1ozoz0
|
Gallup: For First Time, Americans Favor Legalizing Marijuana
|
coooolbeans
| 2,488 | 2,488 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,465,076 |
news
|
1ozorb
|
Apart from the differences in judgment, impairment, attitude and effects yeah the two are pretty much the same.
|
thisishorsepoop
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,539,747 |
news
|
ccxvdsu
|
Got to love Apple
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,464,557 |
pics
|
1ozo31
|
Fukushima - the worst nuclear accident in *America's* history.
|
Meister_Vargr
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,522,496 |
conspiracy
|
ccxrhfh
|
Shoot feet, get kills.
|
DemoDemoPan1
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,467,508 |
tf2
|
ccx9fzq
|
Classy.
|
send-me-your-tits
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,466,198 |
AskReddit
|
ccx8vqt
|
An accurate representation of the American school system
|
sexydeathtime
| 1,138 | 1,138 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,464,225 |
funny
|
1oznmj
|
Is the Texas GOP Trying to Keep Women From Voting?
|
drocks27
| 89 | 89 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,464,089 |
politics
|
1oznfr
|
You're kidding yourself if you don't think it's not gender exclusive.
|
[deleted]
| 1,265 | 1,265 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,463,533 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1ozmox
|
To all the ladies out there
|
dontragequit
| 361 | 361 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,463,286 |
gaming
|
1ozmdr
|
Because I assume you don't do any activities at all that could be considered unhealthy.
|
FalseCape
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,479,049 |
gaming
|
ccxekw7
|
When Will the Government Officially Correct the False Claims It Made to the Supreme Court About NSA Surveillance?
|
UlkeshNaranek
| 77 | 77 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,462,296 |
evolutionReddit
|
1ozl0o
|
What false claims?
|
tkms
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,470,384 |
evolutionReddit
|
ccxaqfe
|
That the UN wants to ban an ancient tradition called ''Sinterklaas'' because they think it's racist.
|
PoliticBot
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,461,917 |
POLITIC
|
1ozkgy
|
always good to see the UN hard at work doing things that matter
|
threefistwiles
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,476,385 |
POLITIC
|
ccxdfwj
|
My roommate right now
|
SuperDank10Bag
| 2,180 | 2,180 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,461,480 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1ozjvm
|
Judging by OP's comments, he's a total drug addict.
|
Robby_Digital
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,481,413 |
AdviceAnimals
|
ccxfj6w
|
List of reasons for admission to an insane asylum from the late 1800s
|
UtopicVision
| 2,127 | 2,127 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,461,354 |
WTF
|
1ozjor
|
Nah, about once a week is fine.
|
intisun
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,482,959 |
WTF
|
ccxg59w
|
Another cyclist hit
|
14thAvenue
| 21 | 21 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,461,254 |
toronto
|
1ozjjs
|
Journey back to spawn on Minecraft's longest-running server map (not for the faint of heart)
|
amishrefugee
| 782 | 782 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,460,755 |
Minecraft
|
1oziut
|
And that swastika looked beautiful.
|
Morning_Waffles
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,493,869 |
Minecraft
|
ccxkej4
|
His name was Alan Turing.
|
Offsets
| 306 | 306 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,475,516 |
todayilearned
|
ccxd20y
|
Actually, *she* went by Ashley Turing.
|
Ragnalypse
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,486,397 |
todayilearned
|
ccxhhqp
|
To your battle stations Reddit
|
MeepJingles
| 2,414 | 2,414 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,460,060 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1ozhyd
|
ya, this is how it goes every single time.
|
_FreeThinker
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,467,138 |
AdviceAnimals
|
ccx9a9s
|
Obama's Staged Fainting Act Exposed
|
[deleted]
| 128 | 128 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,458,565 |
conspiracy
|
1ozfy4
|
To think that someone in Obama's group came up with this idea, and that they had the nerve to bring it up in a meeting, and that everyone thought it was a good idea and actually went with it, speaks volumes about how they view their electorate and their responsibilities.
|
[deleted]
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,474,402 |
conspiracy
|
ccxcjk0
|
It's amazing the insight you have into a situation that you don't even know exists, and if it had - weren't even present at.
|
Meister_Vargr
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,524,198 |
conspiracy
|
ccxrp3h
|
Abolish the Department of Homeland Security
|
SuperAwesomeChris
| 1,802 | 1,802 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,458,478 |
Libertarian
|
1ozftn
|
But Pelosi told me the cupboard is bare and we have no where left to cut....But I have a feeling if we have to raise taxes for all this spending, we could find a few things to cut.
|
captmorgan50
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,475,802 |
Libertarian
|
ccxd6lo
|
Wow, what a gentleman you are!
|
boomfoom
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,496,933 |
Economics
|
ccxllj8
|
2 years as a officer, and this sums up what it's been like.
|
WePaintTheTown
| 1,554 | 1,554 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,458,204 |
funny
|
1ozfgv
|
Do you find a lot of other Police officers here on Reddit?
|
ella101
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,477,223 |
funny
|
ccxdszl
|
Mexico officially bans genetically modified corn, citing risk of imminent harm to the environment
|
stratmaster48
| 2,042 | 2,042 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,457,725 |
worldnews
|
1ozetj
|
Good to see that they have their priorties straight.
|
Dogf0rt
| -3 | -3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,483,681 |
worldnews
|
ccxgfd0
|
I think you are a troll, or you know absolutely nothing about football.
|
nomaam05
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,465,703 |
minnesotavikings
|
ccx8o67
|
I highly doubt you even know the name of the routes, let alone how to read a defense, or do anything useful, as far as football goes, for that matter.
|
nomaam05
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,469,429 |
minnesotavikings
|
ccxaapx
|
As your assumptions are based on nothing; I will politely but violently disagree.
|
dsieg1
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,471,212 |
minnesotavikings
|
ccxb3hu
|
Dianne Feinstein Deploys All The 'Intelligence' Cliches In Op-Ed Defending Metadata Program
|
kismor
| 1,249 | 1,249 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,457,688 |
technology
|
1ozes5
|
She has a (D) next to her name on the ballot.
|
LandOfTheLostPass
| 310 | 310 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,462,750 |
technology
|
ccx7fuf
|
Yeah I vote against this corrupt, corporate bootlicker of a woman every election but she will probably be a senator until she croaks.
|
enantiomer2000
| 117 | 117 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,471,303 |
technology
|
ccxb4y9
|
She gets re-elected because Californians seem to love to vote for idiots.
|
hedleyazg
| 30 | 30 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,480,116 |
technology
|
ccxf0ld
|
Week 8 complaint thread There are no words... or are there?
|
NFL_Mod
| 248 | 248 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,457,620 |
nfl
|
1ozeov
|
Looks amazing, But... Why is your car all different colors?
|
jthomp000
| 22 | 22 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,461,748 |
Volkswagen
|
ccx70zt
|
Bhakra turns 50, staff gets two months' salary as bonus
|
samjoan
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,457,538 |
india
|
1ozekn
|
Yale Professor "Embarassed" When Study Shows TEA Party Members Are More Scientifically Literate Than Liberals and Conservatives as a Whole
|
Scudstock
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,456,984 |
politics
|
1ozdu8
|
seems legit
|
den_of_thieves
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,457,327 |
politics
|
ccx5a0x
|
Tyler and Earl look-a-likes at 3:00 in Hopsin video
|
mtank
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,456,919 |
OFWGKTA
|
1ozdre
|
People are downvoting you because Hop dissed Tyler years ago.
|
Astraphobic_Thor
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,462,460 |
OFWGKTA
|
ccx7bj2
|
Those people don't understand that Hopsin is le real hiphop and isn't a bad person like Mack[Le]more.
|
EpicMuppet
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,481,394 |
OFWGKTA
|
ccxfixa
|
Some woman doesn't think there are enough women (and believes there's an enrollment cap) at West Point so she wants to lower standards for enrollment- the enrollment officer says there are no such caps.
|
GrantNexus
| 132 | 132 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,456,756 |
MensRights
|
1ozdji
|
Next, they are gonna tell her that 'the patriarchy' doesn't exist!
|
the_bark_knight
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,480,651 |
MensRights
|
ccxf8gb
|
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine
|
therealtheremin
| 1,709 | 1,709 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,455,819 |
Music
|
1ozc9w
|
My high school guidance counselor gave me this advice when I was looking at colleges.
|
nocho8
| 1,958 | 1,958 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,455,614 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1ozc0n
|
Sorry Dad, im too busy dismantling the patriarchy #actually happened
|
DubTeeDub
| 223 | 223 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,455,137 |
TumblrInAction
|
1ozbem
|
You have an extreme case of internalized misogyny.
|
outerdrive313
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,458,721 |
TumblrInAction
|
ccx5tlb
|
Wow, this kid is getting into some pretty edgy stuff
|
JackTheFlying
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,476,577 |
conspiratard
|
ccxdiyx
|
Study: Religious more likely to lie for financial gain
|
User_Name13
| 2,260 | 2,260 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,453,848 |
atheism
|
1oz9sv
|
So now being good at something that others aren't is bullying.
|
Inapprocomment
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,453,604 |
WTF
|
1oz9ik
|
Truthers Are Skeptical of the Woman Who Fainted at Obama's Speech - Arit John
|
mayancollander
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,453,584 |
politics
|
1oz9hu
|
Alex Ferguson: I tried to bring Steven Gerrard to Manchester United, but he's not a 'top, top' player
|
Falc7
| 60 | 60 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,453,502 |
LiverpoolFC
|
1oz9eo
|
Relax guys.. I think in Fergie's dictionary, in order to be qualified as top-top, you need to have two repetitive names.. like Be-be.. Djemba-Djemba.. Now, if only Gerrard was called Gerrard-Gerrard
|
__shadow
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,473,598 |
LiverpoolFC
|
ccxc64i
|
Parent Accuses Football Coaches of Bullying After 91-0 Win
|
doc_birdman
| 198 | 198 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,453,075 |
sports
|
1oz8ww
|
Stop using logic and reason, you're making a fool of yourself.
|
doc_birdman
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,489,848 |
sports
|
ccxitzo
|
Implying that working in the sex industry is objectively shameful, implying that it's WTF to have values that differ from your own... Fuck yourself, OP, you're a real shitbag.
|
malektewaus
| 436 | 436 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,459,431 |
WTF
|
ccx63ug
|
Nomad pack DLC free if downloaded before 29th October!
|
Chewcasual
| 291 | 291 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,452,082 |
totalwar
|
1oz7ra
|
You're going to be pleasantly surprised :)
|
elspaniard
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,488,735 |
totalwar
|
ccxieew
|
The changes they did to the family tree are great.
|
Autosleep
| -3 | -3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,527,704 |
totalwar
|
ccxs7do
|
Rape: You can do it in Finland.
|
Ulfberht1979
| 564 | 564 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,451,669 |
WTF
|
1oz7ap
|
Nope yeah, America has no experience with immigrants.
|
RevFuck
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,471,002 |
WTF
|
ccxb06j
|
Ash 70 years later
|
micro_micke
| 2,251 | 2,251 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,451,005 |
pokemon
|
1oz6jz
|
No, Ash can't win a league.
|
Nathonator
| 207 | 207 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,459,189 |
pokemon
|
ccx60b9
|
He won the Orange League.
|
Quetzalcaotl
| 152 | 152 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,460,102 |
pokemon
|
ccx6df4
|
How Russia deals with Greenpeace protesters
|
gaping_your_mother
| 2,566 | 2,566 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,450,812 |
pics
|
1oz6ci
|
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK OTHER PEOPLE!
|
Republinuts
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,464,712 |
pics
|
ccx899r
|
Honest question though, why do you hate poor people?
|
I_Eat_Your_Pets
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,548,005 |
explainlikeimfive
|
ccxyqz5
|
jumping into a pool from a ladder, WCGW?
|
unseth
| 429 | 429 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,450,522 |
Whatcouldgowrong
|
1oz600
|
I thought we weren't supposed to post suicide attempts?
|
Gaggamaggot
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,459,033 |
Whatcouldgowrong
|
ccx5y3v
|
What is racist about Santa having black slaves to do all his work for him?
|
hesoshy
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,451,927 |
worldnews
|
ccx3bcs
|
years later, and he is still getting random envelopes with ads from people selling videos of themselves banging.
|
CaptainKozmoBagel
| 1,663 | 1,663 | 0 |
2013-10
| 1,382,450,459 |
AdviceAnimals
|
1oz5xv
|
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