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You must pedal really fast | Aratix | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,488,545 | Autos | ccxibpz |
DAE love the smell of garlic? | agnieszk | 364 | 364 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,468,867 | DoesAnybodyElse | 1ozu34 |
No, you're obviously the only one on Earth who appreciates garlic smell. | RoundedScissors | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,494,504 | DoesAnybodyElse | ccxkngt |
Kevin Love's Reaction to Winning the "Best Player with the Least Natural Ability" Award in the NBA GM Survey | cattymills | 1,529 | 1,529 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,468,402 | nba | 1oztgd |
Was he even in college long enough to hate? | Flocito | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,472,351 | nba | ccxblos |
MRW I log on in the middle of a photoshop/meme trend that cropped up overnight | BaconGristle | 2,756 | 2,756 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,468,301 | reactiongifs | 1oztb0 |
Yeah, to log into my alt accounts. | DreadPiratesRobert | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,496,381 | reactiongifs | ccxldxn |
TIL that people, especially the youth, have been perceived by older generations as "ruining" the English language for centuries. | bamboo_plant | 2,200 | 2,200 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,467,179 | todayilearned | 1ozrqr |
And we're gonna ruin it some more, LOL. | SUM_Poindexter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,498,317 | todayilearned | ccxm43u |
Dutch 'Black Pete' Christmas tradition has to stop because it may be racist, warns UN. | bordert | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,467,092 | worldnews | 1ozrlg |
I don't understand why people think Sinder Klaas having a moorish slave act as a fool is racist. | forest_ranger | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,471,610 | worldnews | ccxb9vm |
In response to an unprivileged student asking to borrow a textbook to study for the exam | [deleted] | 199 | 199 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,466,885 | cringepics | 1ozrax |
Here's the 20% thinner "new generation" iPad, called iPad Air | _trendspotter | 193 | 193 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,466,295 | apple | 1ozqh0 |
Pretty sure people said the same about the original mini and that's been a total failure | ashleypenny | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,471,636 | apple | ccxbabg |
Putin says foreign foes use radical Islam to weaken Russia | vigorous | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,466,113 | worldpolitics | 1ozq7t |
i guess the most powerful person in Russia is just another paranoid conspiracy theorist. | FuckFrankie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,493,734 | worldpolitics | ccxkco3 |
Apple Introduces The iPad Air | pahund | 568 | 568 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,465,793 | technology | 1ozpr0 |
Yes, miniaturization and cutting nearly a third off the weight while adding a more powerful processor and keeping the same battery life isn't 'innovative'. | Who_Runs_Barter_Town | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,474,922 | technology | ccxcs95 |
Team VeryGames : Public statement about map cycle issue and de_mirage | Dorian_Costanzo | 157 | 157 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,465,223 | GlobalOffensive | 1ozoz0 |
Gallup: For First Time, Americans Favor Legalizing Marijuana | coooolbeans | 2,488 | 2,488 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,465,076 | news | 1ozorb |
Apart from the differences in judgment, impairment, attitude and effects yeah the two are pretty much the same. | thisishorsepoop | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,539,747 | news | ccxvdsu |
Got to love Apple | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,464,557 | pics | 1ozo31 |
Fukushima - the worst nuclear accident in *America's* history. | Meister_Vargr | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,522,496 | conspiracy | ccxrhfh |
Shoot feet, get kills. | DemoDemoPan1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,467,508 | tf2 | ccx9fzq |
Classy. | send-me-your-tits | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,466,198 | AskReddit | ccx8vqt |
An accurate representation of the American school system | sexydeathtime | 1,138 | 1,138 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,464,225 | funny | 1oznmj |
Is the Texas GOP Trying to Keep Women From Voting? | drocks27 | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,464,089 | politics | 1oznfr |
You're kidding yourself if you don't think it's not gender exclusive. | [deleted] | 1,265 | 1,265 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,463,533 | AdviceAnimals | 1ozmox |
To all the ladies out there | dontragequit | 361 | 361 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,463,286 | gaming | 1ozmdr |
Because I assume you don't do any activities at all that could be considered unhealthy. | FalseCape | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,479,049 | gaming | ccxekw7 |
When Will the Government Officially Correct the False Claims It Made to the Supreme Court About NSA Surveillance? | UlkeshNaranek | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,462,296 | evolutionReddit | 1ozl0o |
What false claims? | tkms | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,470,384 | evolutionReddit | ccxaqfe |
That the UN wants to ban an ancient tradition called ''Sinterklaas'' because they think it's racist. | PoliticBot | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,461,917 | POLITIC | 1ozkgy |
always good to see the UN hard at work doing things that matter | threefistwiles | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,476,385 | POLITIC | ccxdfwj |
My roommate right now | SuperDank10Bag | 2,180 | 2,180 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,461,480 | AdviceAnimals | 1ozjvm |
Judging by OP's comments, he's a total drug addict. | Robby_Digital | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,481,413 | AdviceAnimals | ccxfj6w |
List of reasons for admission to an insane asylum from the late 1800s | UtopicVision | 2,127 | 2,127 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,461,354 | WTF | 1ozjor |
Nah, about once a week is fine. | intisun | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,482,959 | WTF | ccxg59w |
Another cyclist hit | 14thAvenue | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,461,254 | toronto | 1ozjjs |
Journey back to spawn on Minecraft's longest-running server map (not for the faint of heart) | amishrefugee | 782 | 782 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,460,755 | Minecraft | 1oziut |
And that swastika looked beautiful. | Morning_Waffles | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,493,869 | Minecraft | ccxkej4 |
His name was Alan Turing. | Offsets | 306 | 306 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,475,516 | todayilearned | ccxd20y |
Actually, *she* went by Ashley Turing. | Ragnalypse | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,486,397 | todayilearned | ccxhhqp |
To your battle stations Reddit | MeepJingles | 2,414 | 2,414 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,460,060 | AdviceAnimals | 1ozhyd |
ya, this is how it goes every single time. | _FreeThinker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,467,138 | AdviceAnimals | ccx9a9s |
Obama's Staged Fainting Act Exposed | [deleted] | 128 | 128 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,458,565 | conspiracy | 1ozfy4 |
To think that someone in Obama's group came up with this idea, and that they had the nerve to bring it up in a meeting, and that everyone thought it was a good idea and actually went with it, speaks volumes about how they view their electorate and their responsibilities. | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,474,402 | conspiracy | ccxcjk0 |
It's amazing the insight you have into a situation that you don't even know exists, and if it had - weren't even present at. | Meister_Vargr | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,524,198 | conspiracy | ccxrp3h |
Abolish the Department of Homeland Security | SuperAwesomeChris | 1,802 | 1,802 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,458,478 | Libertarian | 1ozftn |
But Pelosi told me the cupboard is bare and we have no where left to cut....But I have a feeling if we have to raise taxes for all this spending, we could find a few things to cut. | captmorgan50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,475,802 | Libertarian | ccxd6lo |
Wow, what a gentleman you are! | boomfoom | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,496,933 | Economics | ccxllj8 |
2 years as a officer, and this sums up what it's been like. | WePaintTheTown | 1,554 | 1,554 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,458,204 | funny | 1ozfgv |
Do you find a lot of other Police officers here on Reddit? | ella101 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,477,223 | funny | ccxdszl |
Mexico officially bans genetically modified corn, citing risk of imminent harm to the environment | stratmaster48 | 2,042 | 2,042 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,457,725 | worldnews | 1ozetj |
Good to see that they have their priorties straight. | Dogf0rt | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,483,681 | worldnews | ccxgfd0 |
I think you are a troll, or you know absolutely nothing about football. | nomaam05 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,465,703 | minnesotavikings | ccx8o67 |
I highly doubt you even know the name of the routes, let alone how to read a defense, or do anything useful, as far as football goes, for that matter. | nomaam05 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,469,429 | minnesotavikings | ccxaapx |
As your assumptions are based on nothing; I will politely but violently disagree. | dsieg1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,471,212 | minnesotavikings | ccxb3hu |
Dianne Feinstein Deploys All The 'Intelligence' Cliches In Op-Ed Defending Metadata Program | kismor | 1,249 | 1,249 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,457,688 | technology | 1ozes5 |
She has a (D) next to her name on the ballot. | LandOfTheLostPass | 310 | 310 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,462,750 | technology | ccx7fuf |
Yeah I vote against this corrupt, corporate bootlicker of a woman every election but she will probably be a senator until she croaks. | enantiomer2000 | 117 | 117 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,471,303 | technology | ccxb4y9 |
She gets re-elected because Californians seem to love to vote for idiots. | hedleyazg | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,480,116 | technology | ccxf0ld |
Week 8 complaint thread There are no words... or are there? | NFL_Mod | 248 | 248 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,457,620 | nfl | 1ozeov |
Looks amazing, But... Why is your car all different colors? | jthomp000 | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,461,748 | Volkswagen | ccx70zt |
Bhakra turns 50, staff gets two months' salary as bonus | samjoan | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,457,538 | india | 1ozekn |
Yale Professor "Embarassed" When Study Shows TEA Party Members Are More Scientifically Literate Than Liberals and Conservatives as a Whole | Scudstock | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,456,984 | politics | 1ozdu8 |
seems legit | den_of_thieves | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,457,327 | politics | ccx5a0x |
Tyler and Earl look-a-likes at 3:00 in Hopsin video | mtank | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,456,919 | OFWGKTA | 1ozdre |
People are downvoting you because Hop dissed Tyler years ago. | Astraphobic_Thor | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,462,460 | OFWGKTA | ccx7bj2 |
Those people don't understand that Hopsin is le real hiphop and isn't a bad person like Mack[Le]more. | EpicMuppet | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,481,394 | OFWGKTA | ccxfixa |
Some woman doesn't think there are enough women (and believes there's an enrollment cap) at West Point so she wants to lower standards for enrollment- the enrollment officer says there are no such caps. | GrantNexus | 132 | 132 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,456,756 | MensRights | 1ozdji |
Next, they are gonna tell her that 'the patriarchy' doesn't exist! | the_bark_knight | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,480,651 | MensRights | ccxf8gb |
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine | therealtheremin | 1,709 | 1,709 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,455,819 | Music | 1ozc9w |
My high school guidance counselor gave me this advice when I was looking at colleges. | nocho8 | 1,958 | 1,958 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,455,614 | AdviceAnimals | 1ozc0n |
Sorry Dad, im too busy dismantling the patriarchy #actually happened | DubTeeDub | 223 | 223 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,455,137 | TumblrInAction | 1ozbem |
You have an extreme case of internalized misogyny. | outerdrive313 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,458,721 | TumblrInAction | ccx5tlb |
Wow, this kid is getting into some pretty edgy stuff | JackTheFlying | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,476,577 | conspiratard | ccxdiyx |
Study: Religious more likely to lie for financial gain | User_Name13 | 2,260 | 2,260 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,453,848 | atheism | 1oz9sv |
So now being good at something that others aren't is bullying. | Inapprocomment | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,453,604 | WTF | 1oz9ik |
Truthers Are Skeptical of the Woman Who Fainted at Obama's Speech - Arit John | mayancollander | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,453,584 | politics | 1oz9hu |
Alex Ferguson: I tried to bring Steven Gerrard to Manchester United, but he's not a 'top, top' player | Falc7 | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,453,502 | LiverpoolFC | 1oz9eo |
Relax guys.. I think in Fergie's dictionary, in order to be qualified as top-top, you need to have two repetitive names.. like Be-be.. Djemba-Djemba.. Now, if only Gerrard was called Gerrard-Gerrard | __shadow | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,473,598 | LiverpoolFC | ccxc64i |
Parent Accuses Football Coaches of Bullying After 91-0 Win | doc_birdman | 198 | 198 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,453,075 | sports | 1oz8ww |
Stop using logic and reason, you're making a fool of yourself. | doc_birdman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,489,848 | sports | ccxitzo |
Implying that working in the sex industry is objectively shameful, implying that it's WTF to have values that differ from your own... Fuck yourself, OP, you're a real shitbag. | malektewaus | 436 | 436 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,459,431 | WTF | ccx63ug |
Nomad pack DLC free if downloaded before 29th October! | Chewcasual | 291 | 291 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,452,082 | totalwar | 1oz7ra |
You're going to be pleasantly surprised :) | elspaniard | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,488,735 | totalwar | ccxieew |
The changes they did to the family tree are great. | Autosleep | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,527,704 | totalwar | ccxs7do |
Rape: You can do it in Finland. | Ulfberht1979 | 564 | 564 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,669 | WTF | 1oz7ap |
Nope yeah, America has no experience with immigrants. | RevFuck | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,471,002 | WTF | ccxb06j |
Ash 70 years later | micro_micke | 2,251 | 2,251 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,005 | pokemon | 1oz6jz |
No, Ash can't win a league. | Nathonator | 207 | 207 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,459,189 | pokemon | ccx60b9 |
He won the Orange League. | Quetzalcaotl | 152 | 152 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,460,102 | pokemon | ccx6df4 |
How Russia deals with Greenpeace protesters | gaping_your_mother | 2,566 | 2,566 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,450,812 | pics | 1oz6ci |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK OTHER PEOPLE! | Republinuts | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,464,712 | pics | ccx899r |
Honest question though, why do you hate poor people? | I_Eat_Your_Pets | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,548,005 | explainlikeimfive | ccxyqz5 |
jumping into a pool from a ladder, WCGW? | unseth | 429 | 429 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,450,522 | Whatcouldgowrong | 1oz600 |
I thought we weren't supposed to post suicide attempts? | Gaggamaggot | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,459,033 | Whatcouldgowrong | ccx5y3v |
What is racist about Santa having black slaves to do all his work for him? | hesoshy | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,451,927 | worldnews | ccx3bcs |
years later, and he is still getting random envelopes with ads from people selling videos of themselves banging. | CaptainKozmoBagel | 1,663 | 1,663 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,450,459 | AdviceAnimals | 1oz5xv |
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