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Paul Simon - The Only Living Boy In New York | [deleted] | 288 | 288 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,385,347 | Music | 1oxabt |
One of my all-time favorites. | jdfourni | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,398,680 | Music | ccwp7gj |
agreed - my dad, born in '50, didn't remember this paul simon song; played it for him, he flipped out; i was like, 'ha, i introduced *you* to good music' - he reminded me that it was his generation's music, he probably had heard it, and what did my generation provide, except nirvana...i had no reply | besmerched_smirker | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,409,185 | Music | ccwtmdv |
Yeah, there were no good bands in the 90s besides Nirvana. | cateatermcroflcopter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,417,177 | Music | ccwwnph |
Everybody's dropping like flies. | LocalMadman | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,390,454 | nfl | ccwlqxp |
Yeah, thanks a lot Obamacare! | AcceleratedDragon | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,404,482 | nfl | ccwrmfi |
Yeah, because Battlefield 3: AfterShock was sooo greatly received. | AC3R665 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,408,084 | battlefield_4 | ccwt682 |
Note the Anon mask | Pr0nade | 1,002 | 1,002 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,383,487 | cringepics | 1ox7lb |
itt: neckbeards who hate fit people | Carbzie | 117 | 117 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,391,950 | cringepics | ccwmel7 |
There are other reasons to work out than to look good? | wh40k_Junkie | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,401,421 | cringepics | ccwqc0c |
I guess the extra energy and nice, but my main motivation is purely aesthetics | wh40k_Junkie | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,406,095 | cringepics | ccwsbnf |
Sounds weird, but when I smoked I could exercise like fuck... Now I don't, I can barely breathe when I do and even just taking an couple mile walk kills me... Always found it strange | leialoup | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,428,816 | cringepics | ccwz5gn |
Eric Reid plows Kendall Wright | Likes_Information | 170 | 170 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,382,752 | 49ers | 1ox6hm |
Man I must have been sloshed on Sunday, I simply do not recall the action happening that quickly. | MrG | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,396,416 | 49ers | ccwoa7m |
Government plot | Meudhros | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,382,603 | AskReddit | ccwi7fq |
Devil's Advocate: Why won't we hit 200 in the next month? | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,381,999 | BitcoinMarkets | 1ox5dk |
The whales will transform into bears like some kind of animorphs or something, resulting in a new 2 year low for BTC. | xx3nvyxx | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,383,726 | BitcoinMarkets | ccwipcl |
Detroit man accused of raping, setting fire to 5-year-old | shadowbanmeplz | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,381,684 | news | 1ox4w4 |
Progressives happened. | mk262 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,396,547 | news | ccwoc3u |
Progressives are to blame for outsourcing? | TaylorS1986 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,405,375 | news | ccws0bc |
Progressives make labor too expensive. | mk262 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,406,750 | news | ccwslu2 |
You can see what a disruptive force Canada's fracking protesters are in this video taken a few weeks ago. | yzerdog | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,381,196 | canada | 1ox45q |
RCMP needs to bring in more snipers, this looks really out of control. | treebeardmcgee | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,389,295 | canada | ccwl8r1 |
That is because the skin color gets transmitted according to the rules of additive polygenesis | hoernchensnarf | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,387,162 | pics | ccwk9do |
ELI5 | chantistar | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,387,574 | pics | ccwkg8o |
Mom of Florida bullying suspect arrested on child abuse charges | DonkeyFuel | 238 | 238 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,380,270 | JusticePorn | 1ox2sd |
Quick someone take his gun away he can do the same thing to human beings... imagine if that was a bunch of children on a playground you don't need to be able to do that for hunting signed every gun grabber in America | LE6940 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,444,498 | Firearms | ccx1clv |
Jets notified officials before game to lookout for Patriots field goal tactics | RaidersDodgersLakers | 444 | 444 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,379,499 | nfl | 1ox1oc |
Certainly no 49er fans are like that! | fmissle | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,408,486 | nfl | ccwtbri |
Machinedrum LIVE in the Boiler Room NY | dno_bot | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,379,346 | futurebeats | 1ox1fh |
Well one of his sets did have Burial smoking a spliff right next to him though, so it made up for it imo. | LustForLife | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,403,443 | futurebeats | ccwr6cx |
The Senate is yet again trying to pass CISPA. | rhotle | 4,648 | 4,648 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,378,830 | worldnews | 1ox0o4 |
I'm sure glad everyone knows the name of every town in every RPG ever so I can just go play this without asking about it. | mahert12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,401,718 | gaming | ccwqgfk |
GOOGLE costume, very well executed | [deleted] | 1,548 | 1,548 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,378,514 | funny | 1ox074 |
Big Red vs a Preacher: the most deliciously ironic thing possible | PresidentCleveland | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,378,504 | SRSsucks | 1ox06i |
If you lose an argument against radical christians, you really should recheck your tactics. | Cakesmite | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,388,390 | SRSsucks | ccwktw2 |
Too Much? | urmyfavoritecustomer | 2,292 | 2,292 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,377,589 | cringepics | 1owyv6 |
Ah wasn't even outta line, could easily work if his appearance had peaked her interest enough | SimplicityDemand | -36 | -36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,384,067 | cringepics | ccwiurq |
I speak Poland better than you speak British. | oskarw85 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,386,087 | casualiama | ccwjrtw |
Poll: 63% of Americans want Boehner out as speaker | vigorous | 2,992 | 2,992 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,376,278 | politics | 1owwz5 |
.... statistics | sailorbrendan | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,393,874 | politics | ccwn83k |
Watch this guy recreate the iOS 7 Home screen in Microsoft Word | 9000sins | 217 | 217 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,375,972 | apple | 1owwj3 |
I would not be opposed to this happening to everyone regardless of age. | L0ngp1nk | 273 | 273 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,380,147 | WTF | ccwh59o |
Under 30s and over 60s are responsible for the vast majority of accidents, though. | [deleted] | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,381,503 | WTF | ccwhq4x |
I'm sure that is what the statistics show, but if you make everyone do a practical driving exam every 5 years or so then it can't be seen as age discrimination. | L0ngp1nk | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,381,929 | WTF | ccwhwvl |
Dude, the DMV is bad enough as it is, we don't need a thousand people taking drivers' tests at each one every day, too. | kfuller515 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,396,004 | WTF | ccwo41j |
But what if it saves just one life? | 15thpen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,601,905 | WTF | ccyiv4u |
Scientists are the stoopidest people! | tgxn | 2,322 | 2,322 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,374,654 | cringepics | 1owule |
If rat terriers came from wolves why do we still have wolves? | l0rdishtar | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,419,023 | cringepics | ccwx6n6 |
Suicide Rate Climbs by 30 Percent in Kansas as Government Slashes Mental Health Budgets. | streetlite | 3,845 | 3,845 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,374,093 | politics | 1owts3 |
Well look a that, a discreet way to use indirect eugenics. | Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,390,089 | politics | ccwll9k |
"Well, you see, the problem will just sort itself out ..." | ksobby | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,395,057 | politics | ccwnpsk |
Most disliked players in the NFL | jdpatric | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,373,670 | nfl | 1owt4j |
Typical fatcat with running water in his home. | FrankieSucks | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,386,988 | Frugal | ccwk6ip |
New discussion paper from Wynne-convened panel: Hard Truths about Transit in the Toronto Region | [deleted] | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,819 | toronto | 1owrz6 |
For good or bad, it's basically one long rebuke of everything Rob Ford has said. | [deleted] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,846 | toronto | ccwe3xb |
TIL that we haven't had a bearded president in the United States since 1893. | mrmcweird | 2,485 | 2,485 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,752 | todayilearned | 1owrvz |
Beard are for communist. | klabob | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,384,508 | todayilearned | ccwj1s0 |
Ann Coulter can't login to Reddit. | 3magdnim | 2,798 | 2,798 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,618 | facepalm | 1owroy |
Treasuries Lose Cachet on Lowest Foreign Demand Since '01 | Bemuzed | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,153 | Economics | 1owr1m |
Well ya, but the campaign donations are rolling in for the Tea Partiers, so who cares how much damage was done to the country in the process. | ac3505 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,380,700 | Economics | ccwhdop |
3005 by Childish Gambino | Z_H_ | 1,217 | 1,217 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,118 | hiphopheads | 1owqzy |
ITT: this song sounds like every project CG has ever released | lAJendary | 292 | 292 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,378,555 | hiphopheads | ccwghd3 |
"this sounds like childish gambino" | thatwannaberapperguy | 297 | 297 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,381,212 | hiphopheads | ccwhlmn |
"He should definitely go back Poindexter and Sick Boi" | MiniPenguino | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,384,316 | hiphopheads | ccwiyph |
Colts have now lost Reggie Wayne, Dwayne Allen, Vick Ballard, and Ahmad Bradshaw to season ending injuries. | Joshmofo1 | 441 | 441 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,371,977 | nfl | 1owqss |
Time to see how much Luck Andrew really has. | strangebru | -17 | -17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,374,575 | nfl | ccwetn6 |
Yeah he hasn't really shown what he can do yet. | THE_BIG_SITT | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,376,829 | nfl | ccwfr4u |
Some people build structures, I like to build worlds! | Blowuptheocean | 336 | 336 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,371,918 | Minecraft | 1owqpf |
Nearly 6 million young Americans, ages of 16 to 24, not in school or working | ringopendragon | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,371,806 | politics | 1owqji |
And it is all the fault of conservatives in general and Bush specifically. | tnelsen | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,966 | politics | ccwe5ph |
Mother Who Burnt Off Son's Nipples And Penis Jailed For 30 Years In Massachusetts | Wigglez1 | 185 | 185 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,371,773 | MorbidReality | 1owqhl |
i'm sure she had a really good reason to burn her son's penis, these types usually do. | boggart777 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,384,421 | MorbidReality | ccwj0d9 |
We close out the BCS as arguably the most dominant program of the modern era, establish the second Alabama Dynasty No pressure or anything. | CroqueMonsieur | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,375,839 | CFB | ccwfcbi |
Just trying to keep a modicum of modesty about my alma mater's success. | CroqueMonsieur | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,395,063 | CFB | ccwnpw5 |
Infinity Ward: "Call of Duty players aren't hardcore gamers..." | FistfulOfSilence | 1,989 | 1,989 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,371,218 | gaming | 1owpq1 |
Call of duty makes me furious at how terrible firearm mechanics are having grown up on counter strike and you know, real guns. | [deleted] | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,423,584 | gaming | ccwy8vp |
Two parents charged with selling their three oldest daughters into kiddie porn | DonkeyFuel | 791 | 791 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,370,847 | JusticePorn | 1owp76 |
I do not see justice here | supyonamesjosh | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,377,829 | JusticePorn | ccwg69w |
It lacks death sentences. | FourMy | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,390,103 | JusticePorn | ccwlli7 |
Doug Martin has torn labrum, out rest of year | dimitry | 514 | 514 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,370,335 | fantasyfootball | 1owoh7 |
SICK | Nigel_Inglis | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,371,275 | fantasyfootball | ccwdhz7 |
Bucs RB Doug Martin suffered a torn labrum yesterday against the Falcons, and is out for the year | jusper10 | 623 | 623 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,369,591 | nfl | 1owngb |
GWAR needs help, the NFL must answer us! | BudhaCronX | 239 | 239 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,369,001 | MetalMemes | 1owmp2 |
Even if you don't believe GWAR will get though, this ultimately is about sending a message to the NFL: Enough with the pop bullshit, service your fans. | BudhaCronX | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,376,562 | MetalMemes | ccwfn77 |
They are, the pop halftime show is put there so that the wives and girlfriends being force to watch football at least have something to look forward to. | UOUPv2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,453,989 | MetalMemes | ccx40y1 |
Female Star Trek fan sharing her passion to help bring Enterprise back to screens suffers sexist abuse | technicalfault | 775 | 775 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,368,563 | startrek | 1owm42 |
Gene Roddenberry would be so proud. | nerdgasming | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,384,500 | startrek | ccwj1ng |
Police: Report of shooting at Sparks Middle School, Nevada | W00ster | 1,544 | 1,544 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,367,847 | news | 1owl7c |
The biggest issue in America right now isn't the deficit, or gun control, it's the lack of discussion around mental health and the social stigma against seeking help and making it available to all. | onlyforwriting | 720 | 720 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,370,872 | news | ccwdcj4 |
In some places, you'll lose your Rights if you go see a psychologist. | Gbcue | 139 | 139 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,373,239 | news | ccwe9rp |
I'm not sure about the law over there, but a "partnership" doesn't need a romantic involvement. | lydocia | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,367,504 | AskReddit | ccwc4sy |
Watch the video the New York Times didn't Want You to See | solilut | 2,442 | 2,442 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,367,298 | videos | 1owki3 |
You would think that they would know a little about immigration | FUTBALAR | 814 | 814 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,251 | videos | ccwdve3 |
Any time I talk with a Jewish person who tries to get Holocaust sympathy for some unrelated reason, I show them this. | 360walkaway | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,394,984 | videos | ccwnop1 |
I bet it happens to you a lot. | aatmkaa | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,399,515 | videos | ccwpjsz |
Still can't believe these words came out of my mouth. | lehighdave | 1,293 | 1,293 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,367,262 | AdviceAnimals | 1owkg9 |
Does anyone even remember what the red panel is supposed to be used for? | DannyH2013 | 1,847 | 1,847 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,371,958 | AdviceAnimals | ccwdr91 |
Houston Neighborhood Turns to Private Security Firm for Protection | endlessjune | 90 | 90 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,366,802 | Anarcho_Capitalism | 1owjwq |
Clearly, everyone should be forced to perform studies and surveys before relating relevant anecdotes. | AnticitizenPrime | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,391,501 | technology | ccwm7gc |
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