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They did a good job keeping him off camera. | nowthistime | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,077,777 | JusticePorn | ccm5rb6 |
You did a good job of making yourself look like an idiot. | Enjjoi | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,191,353 | JusticePorn | ccn4cpj |
This guy aksed for a 1v1.. Wat do? | Fried_Bandit | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,951,429 | MineZ | 1nrscz |
DUPES DUPES ENJOY B& CALLING MAJICOU RIGHT NOW | WhatYouExpected | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,966,546 | MineZ | cclgy0r |
Just taking a break from the weekly questions about smoking weed, doing acid and shrooms, eating meat, and being Buddhist. | theriverrat | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,968,540 | Buddhism | cclh4uf |
There are ways to get in, but the news said if a ranger sees you they will ticket you for trespassing. | ThreeT | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,994,714 | Atlanta | cclma8a |
You mean the ranger that isn't getting paid/is supposed to be furloughed? | bradmatic | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,000,242 | Atlanta | cclnzd8 |
anything from Jock Jams | lloydlindsayyoung | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,986,870 | devils | cclk1l4 |
Surefire way to women's hearts: Do the exact opposite of what they say and tell them they love it | tstorie3231 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,953,053 | creepyPMs | cclf1ay |
Egyptian Desert Foxes | Jonbas | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,945,730 | foxes | 1nrnsf |
Where's Rommel? | Cosman246 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,998,069 | foxes | cclnbfp |
American High School Students Not Prepared for College; Rank High in Diversity | Purimfest_1946 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,945,117 | conspiracy | 1nrn7k |
Yes, this is a big problem, better push through Common Core! | DiscerningDuck | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,985,425 | conspiracy | ccljolk |
Mother Teresa was a virgin when she died | hanaana | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,944,087 | worldnews | 1nrm9v |
Good to see someone on top of their game. | Josep1989 | 296 | 296 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,942,795 | TheLastAirbender | 1nrl0v |
Looks like the subtitle transcriber made a mistake | wrinwrin | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,959,249 | TheLastAirbender | cclg3f5 |
It's not like *that* has ever happened before right? | TheLittleGoodWolf | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,988,576 | TheLastAirbender | cclkhlu |
Well, fuck. | mr-cynical | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,942,731 | microbiology | 1nrkyp |
You laugh now, but proper use of hyphens is of *critical* importance in our field. | potverdorie | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,980,031 | microbiology | cclij5m |
Why do YOU live the thug life? | sillywill | 454 | 454 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,942,644 | cringepics | 1nrkvm |
It be a hard life in deez suburbs | ocularis01 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,983,530 | cringepics | cclj8e3 |
yo, my homie g nigga dawg broke my ps3 during a round of BO2 last week, and it took two hours for my dad to go to the store and buy us another one. | guesswhostalkin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,025,055 | cringepics | cclvecr |
Report: 5 off-duty New York City police officers were among bikers in SUV beating incident | RoswellSpaceman | 673 | 673 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,941,483 | news | 1nrjtc |
Well bust out the big box of crayons and color me shocked. | SkunkMonkey | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,949,142 | news | ccle8mt |
Sneak attack creeper | throwcreepaway | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,940,433 | creepyPMs | 1nrisz |
what were you thinking, leading him on like that? | JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,982,626 | creepyPMs | cclj17v |
On AVfM's Categories Dropdown...coincidence? | ghebert001 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,939,564 | MensRights | 1nri0j |
Could it be that feminism was the devil's work all along? | ghebert001 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,939,604 | MensRights | cclbsbo |
Oh yes enjoying a show is so immature. | electrikskies1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,982,709 | trees | cclj1vh |
Dead people can sign up for health care in Kentucky | DonnieS1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,938,958 | politics | 1nrhe3 |
And this is why we have camping bans that need to be enforced | [deleted] | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,936,944 | Portland | 1nrfb2 |
Yeah... fucking homeless people... why don't they just buy more money like good upstanding folks in dc do! | UESC_Durandal | -28 | -28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,937,435 | Portland | cclb6sk |
TIL that Nature deficit disorder is a hypothesis that human beings, especially children, are spending less time outdoors resulting in a wide range of behavioral problems. | greasetrapSp04 | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,936,036 | Hunting | 1nreeq |
But but video games are good! | wjjeeper | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,945,630 | Hunting | ccldep1 |
The cat was clearly asking for it. | Jashinist | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,939,962 | thatHappened | cclbvww |
Spider Hitboxes Nominal | japeslol | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,934,143 | mwo | 1nrcll |
Nah the hitboxes are fine, you jut have to aim | mechwarriorbuddah | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,940,114 | mwo | cclbxfn |
Video is obviously edited, if your ELO was as high as PEEFsmash, then you would see that Spiders are perfectly fine and that no such evidence of broken spiders exist you baddie. | Bukkaking | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,943,231 | mwo | cclcree |
"Well, I'm wet." | ClefAria | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,987,425 | creepyPMs | cclk6n0 |
An upright Snottygobble. | [deleted] | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,933,622 | australia | 1nrc49 |
I was expecting a picture of a toddler. | SydneyTom | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,935,853 | australia | cclaqgv |
What is something a crush has done that has totally ruined your image of them? | nananiel | 1,513 | 1,513 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,103,675 | AskReddit | 1nvh86 |
2014 poll: GOP could lose the House - The Republican Party could be in danger of losing control of the House in 2014, new polls on Sunday show | uptodatepronto | 1,499 | 1,499 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,103,674 | politics | 1nvh83 |
But... But... Fox News told me Obama is shutting down the government! | Patrick_Glenn | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,153,909 | politics | ccmqktl |
Global Paid leave for new Mothers and Fathers. | jamminman1 | 320 | 320 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,102,694 | MapPorn | 1nvfz2 |
How about your country DOESN'T expand more? | [deleted] | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,112,666 | MapPorn | ccmi8ya |
Poor Eli, you're such an easy target...unlike your receivers. | enohcs | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,101,852 | funny | 1nveze |
TIL the Nation of Islam believes a scientist named Yakub created the white race in a 600 year eugenics program on the island of Patmos. | TommyPaine | 779 | 779 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,101,700 | todayilearned | 1nvetc |
are.... are they retarded? | trollgasm22 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,105,068 | todayilearned | ccmfjn8 |
TIL that Researchers have calculated that DNA has a 521 year half-life, meaning the oldest clone-able samples of DNA could be no more than 2 million years old, ruling out any possibility of ever replicating dinosaurs, as the youngest dinosaurs were around more than 65 million years ago. | roscodash | 2,757 | 2,757 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,101,365 | todayilearned | 1nvef9 |
Definitely how it is | shikaiwen75 | 717 | 717 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,101,292 | dbz | 1nvebp |
At least girls grow the fuck up instead of watching a shitty tv show made for little kids. | David615 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,129,313 | dbz | ccmmz3k |
Because Twilight is made for self-respecting adults. | Desril | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,161,216 | dbz | ccmstif |
Austin Rivers & Anthony Davis score 21 points a piece. | LieutenantKumar | 115 | 115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,100,971 | nba | 1nvdyf |
The answer is no, why watch the game when he can look up his fg%. | DeadMaw5 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,155,997 | nba | ccmr5gg |
Lost in the Meritocracy | thabeef | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,100,357 | lostgeneration | 1nvd7m |
Better learn to kiss ass guys. | Extralonggiraffe | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,116,184 | lostgeneration | ccmji71 |
Park Police Attempt To Shut Down Mount Vernon - Until They're Told It's Privately Funded | PIRANHAS_EVERYWHERE | 320 | 320 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,100,004 | nottheonion | 1nvcsq |
Well, that was the least biased article I've read all day. | robots_and_cancer | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,127,667 | nottheonion | ccmmo5m |
'Hump Day' commercial: Connecticut students banned from quoting Geico ad | urkiddingrite | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,099,806 | news | 1nvckd |
When people leave their shit in the aisle | joshwashere | 1,033 | 1,033 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,099,792 | mildlyinfuriating | 1nvcjr |
Well they ARE better than us, and are obviously entitled to use the space that is no longer useful to them as a garbage pale. | _JackDoe_ | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,116,273 | mildlyinfuriating | ccmjj9h |
5'2 ^^1/2 or 5'3 haven't measured myself lately and I've been growing a little lately I'm supposed to be 6' (my family grows late in their teens, traditionally) | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,099,778 | teenagers | ccmdr6c |
you small JD | not_a_second_account | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,099,814 | teenagers | ccmdrn7 |
I make for a good point guard though | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,099,874 | teenagers | ccmdsde |
pshhh everyone knows basketball players have to be tall | not_a_second_account | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,099,931 | teenagers | ccmdt34 |
TIL that there are more African Americans on welfare in the United States than any other race despite being ~13% of the population. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,099,666 | todayilearned | 1nvce4 |
Awwww... that's racist. | igetbannedalot | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,099,736 | todayilearned | ccmdql1 |
SILLY Honest rate thread Post a pic of yourself doing funny, silly, crazy or WHACKY things | 76289 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,097,883 | teenagers | 1nvaa9 |
dis guy snapped | pneumon | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,098,097 | teenagers | ccmd6fh |
He mad | porquehuevo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,098,132 | teenagers | ccmd6tq |
Fuck with me | iPlayDaDrumz_lol | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,098,573 | teenagers | ccmdcd8 |
Bought my son a new game system and TV for his 6th b-day. | spaghettibeans | 735 | 735 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,096,890 | gaming | 1nv90a |
So you're forcing your kid to stay over 20 years behind in games? | [deleted] | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,098,296 | gaming | ccmd8rk |
...Yes, That's exactly what I'm doing. | spaghettibeans | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,098,813 | gaming | ccmdfb6 |
Ya screw you for getting your kid something cool. | ThyNameisAwesome | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,100,690 | gaming | ccme2c0 |
Brazilian prisons offer prisoners a 4 day reduction on their sentence for every book they read and write a report on. | caseyoli | 2,149 | 2,149 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,095,696 | news | 1nv7ha |
I'm a little surprised that this even has to be said. | iia | 1,503 | 1,503 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,094,011 | AdviceAnimals | 1nv5cv |
Fuck it, let's tank for another high draft pick and get a DT! | BigLlamasHouse | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,143,021 | panthers | ccmonhc |
Xpecial on S4 and future of TSM | Mmh_Lasagna | 144 | 144 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,093,732 | leagueoflegends | 1nv4yj |
How good is Bjegrsen? | fasty1 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,097,670 | leagueoflegends | ccmd19b |
Roughly the same level as Alex Ich | [deleted] | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,098,102 | leagueoflegends | ccmd6hu |
So that mean he is also equal to froggen but a bit less than xpeke? | fasty1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,101,966 | leagueoflegends | ccmei8h |
froggen is definetely number 1. downvotes inc. | [deleted] | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,103,818 | leagueoflegends | ccmf4ow |
Yellowpete best adc eu dude, dw | hallw | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,106,443 | leagueoflegends | ccmg0u4 |
Snoopeh best jungler and Krepo best support | CaptainCoque | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,109,408 | leagueoflegends | ccmh2m2 |
If you use the term "cis" seriously, your argument is instantly invalid. | CaptainRene | 116 | 116 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,094,188 | rage | ccmbst6 |
They'd be the average, but 'normal' carries social connotations. | xLadyVirgil | 84 | 84 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,105,531 | rage | ccmfpby |
can we please just drop this newspeak, doublethink bullshit? | KingMinish | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,106,718 | rage | ccmg49o |
You're right, we can't consider something normal if it is common to 99% of people. | DancesWithPugs | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,443,069 | rage | ccp69d9 |
You can't make these people up. | KrystalKastle | 383 | 383 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,092,309 | cringepics | 1nv35i |
Has anyone "focked" with him yet? | w00kiee | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,107,897 | cringepics | ccmgj9b |
You mean driving down the freeway for 30 minutes isn't ideal to you. | bonjovimagic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,153,843 | gtaonline | ccmqk7a |
This guy needs more love-BY MBLOCK | Phorm2012 | 226 | 226 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,091,277 | pokemon | 1nv1t4 |
I believe it's based off a Mexican Luchadore (or however you spell it) Wrestler. | GreenishBlueDinosaur | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,108,082 | pokemon | ccmglj5 |
I don't know... that seems like a **real** stretch. | KarbonMarx | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,127,848 | pokemon | ccmmpfh |
Home Security Camera Filmed UFO Over Michigan, USA | NASA_UFOS | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,090,963 | conspiracy | 1nv1dn |
Yeah, because those are everywhere. | platinum_peter | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,107,560 | conspiracy | ccmgeyl |
This obviously means that I should buy from BFL, as everyone is trying to keep their products to themselves! | tzimisce | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,713 | Bitcoin | ccmkcsv |
[when you had to repair amanda's car as franklin with the boat mission with jimmy, i made some customs on it and it stayed so i'm guessing so, if the declasse premier is michaels car when jimmy steals the obey, then it dissapears] | MerkedAlex | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,090,442 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccmae8r |
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