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President Obama Embarrasses Republicans for their Gov't Shutdown in Epic Speech | r1ckj0526 | 551 | 551 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,984,803 | politics | 1nsbyv |
The woes of being a large black guy | _awaythethrow_ | 2,009 | 2,009 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,984,549 | AdviceAnimals | 1nsbqr |
If it helps, as a girl I tend to be nervous walking around any guy at night. | edwyatt | 571 | 571 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,987,346 | AdviceAnimals | cclk5wu |
All the warnings of, "If you walk alone at night and get raped, it's all your fault for taking such a risk." | Diredoe | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,000,131 | AdviceAnimals | cclny36 |
Yeah, there's the mixed messages of, "Don't wear these clothes/walk at night alone cause men can't resist those goods you're flaunting," and "Stop assuming every man is a rapist and can't resist those goods you're flaunting." | beepboo_beeboop | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,001,143 | AdviceAnimals | cclo997 |
On reddit, it seems to be, "Don't assume every man is a rapist that can't resist those goods you're flaunting, but if you're flaunting your goods don't be surprised if you get raped." | Diredoe | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,001,337 | AdviceAnimals | cclobdw |
Almost as if multiple people are writing all the comments on this site but you know better... it's a hive mind! | pinkolefty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,028,453 | AdviceAnimals | cclwdpn |
Owner Of Battery Fire Tesla Model S Says Car 'Performed Very Well,' Will Buy Again | KAPT_Kipper | 3,009 | 3,009 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,983,027 | technology | 1nsafd |
Facebook stickers make this twenty times worse. | yellomrs | 192 | 192 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,982,374 | cringepics | 1ns9ve |
Don't you know, every single cop is corrupt and they all want to literally murder you and your dog. | Random_letter_name | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,603 | news | cclkrtz |
Not exactly my definition of a good mother. | ctw8 | 737 | 737 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,981,081 | AdviceAnimals | 1ns8wh |
She's just trying to give her kids what she didn't have.. Fuck her right | fivemagicbananas | 477 | 477 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,990,423 | AdviceAnimals | ccll05q |
Women stabbed to death, people around her don't care. | Hapistoric | 64 | 64 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,980,494 | watchpeopledie | 1ns8i4 |
I feel these are the types of people that belong in prisons for life. | upandawaytoday | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,982,759 | watchpeopledie | cclj2a8 |
But that would be cruel just like what the man did! | stubing | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,035,991 | watchpeopledie | cclyfiw |
What is the strangest thing you've said, or done, while your half-asleep? | MrMcKonz | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,980,197 | AskReddit | 1ns8b3 |
Entire Audience at Ole Miss Play to be Punished | hoya14 | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,979,568 | CFB | 1ns7vd |
I know this just happened, but it needs to get resolved soon...let's get back to football | PhillyGreg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,982,069 | CFB | ccliwzt |
Yes, football is the important thing here | efrumttr | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,990,873 | CFB | ccll4w3 |
100 Years of Income Tax Infograph | Orangutan | 283 | 283 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,978,692 | Economics | 1ns7bw |
MRW my friend said he was sad that Breaking Bad ended and that he didn't know what show to watch | NaziNugget | 340 | 340 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,978,420 | reactiongifs | 1ns761 |
I refuse to watch that show because of how annoying people are about it. | myatomicgard3n | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,994,261 | reactiongifs | cclm571 |
Well that's a fantastic reason to deny yourself a great experience. | McCyanide | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,003,642 | reactiongifs | cclp0r1 |
No - competing private law enforcement cannot solve a crime. | mrhymer | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,991,032 | PoliticalDiscussion | ccll6m9 |
That's why the private investigation industry doesn't exist, to the tune of $2.7 billion in annual revenue. | shadow776 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,997,439 | PoliticalDiscussion | ccln4gl |
Women of Reddit, what do you think is the hardest part about being a man? | [deleted] | 1,667 | 1,667 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,977,310 | AskReddit | 1ns6j2 |
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the fact that grown men can't be around kids without everyone thinking they're a pedo. | ThisModernLove | 2,034 | 2,034 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,983,567 | AskReddit | cclj8on |
Isn't that sexual discrimination? | Aqua-Regis | 355 | 355 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,995,569 | AskReddit | cclmjsy |
You can't discriminate against men because patriarchy. | NiceGuysFinishLast | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,007,096 | AskReddit | cclq2oj |
le lit(le) girls r such le sluts | [deleted] | 190 | 190 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,977,232 | lewronggeneration | 1ns6hq |
why zach galifinakis? | bruce-willis-diehard | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,988,916 | lewronggeneration | cclkkza |
Probably that they think that if they put his picture on it people will think that he said it. | lurebat | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,983 | lewronggeneration | cclkvly |
You just know off the top of your head everything that zachy gaffy did and did not say? | GrandpasEnergyDrink | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,999,021 | lewronggeneration | cclnlx4 |
Are you calling him wrong? | DanThePony | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,007,152 | lewronggeneration | cclq3a0 |
some1 please kill Karnay West! | DOSbomber | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,976,641 | lewronggeneration | 1ns64w |
Crank That came out in '07, but I think he's been active since '05. | Remix_To_Ignition | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,009,393 | lewronggeneration | cclqrl3 |
So he isn't from le 90s, he sucks. | skw1dward | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,009,695 | lewronggeneration | cclquv9 |
DAT ASS | bogi1 | 1,732 | 1,732 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,976,247 | pics | 1ns5y1 |
Do they not teach "look both ways before crossing" anymore? | VuduStringDoll | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,976,492 | WTF | cclhzpz |
Step off the pedestal. | reddhead4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,967 | WTF | cclkvgs |
Darwinism in action. | [deleted] | 164 | 164 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,981,971 | WTF | ccliw9b |
It is also how they punish people who don't pay off cops. | indoninja | 502 | 502 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,976,622 | JusticePorn | ccli0cp |
seriously that just means he didnt have any USD/AUS/GBP on his person not this...pssshh justice in that country is determined by the highest bidder | 2days | 125 | 125 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,980,107 | JusticePorn | cclijm9 |
I would say is **often** determined by highest bidder. | indoninja | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,983,616 | JusticePorn | cclj93p |
Ahh, the ever-elusive double post. | MrNotSoBright | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,984,063 | JusticePorn | ccljctp |
I really wanted to get my point across | indoninja | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,984,232 | JusticePorn | cclje8o |
Men of Reddit, what do you think is the hardest part about being a woman? | jward00 | 1,452 | 1,452 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,973,598 | AskReddit | 1ns4jk |
Having to deal with the stupid assumptions that just because o their gender they are less or more able than men at any random task. | buleball | 828 | 828 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,974,121 | AskReddit | cclhp37 |
Because this comment isn't dehumanizing or trivializing *at all*. | ArsenicAndRoses | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,984,948 | AskReddit | ccljkbl |
Why? | factorialfiber0 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,979,130 | LifeProTips | cclidqt |
Because nothing speeds up your Windows computer like indexing a USB drive. | Thameus | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,983,599 | LifeProTips | cclj8yg |
The Truth has Set Him Free | kane6472 | 78 | 78 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,972,466 | SquaredCircle | 1ns3zx |
But guys....R Truth sucks | agmaster | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,995,012 | SquaredCircle | cclmdla |
If you were allowed to change one small event in history to test the butterfly effect, what would you change and what effect would you hope to see? | FutureDropout | 1,051 | 1,051 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,972,104 | AskReddit | 1ns3t8 |
He must have ripped it off the Simpsons | lululaplap | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,998,868 | AskReddit | cclnk8b |
Scumbag John Yarmuth | [deleted] | 1,343 | 1,343 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,971,230 | AdviceAnimals | 1ns3d1 |
What if I told you that gaining money is not fundamentally evil? | Fazzeh | 118 | 118 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,978,294 | AdviceAnimals | ccli92z |
Until a Republican does it. | zzyyxxqq | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,016,379 | AdviceAnimals | cclsucj |
Why didn't God create a virus to kill all the humans sparing all the innocent animals? | jlebrech | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,970,473 | atheism | 1ns301 |
My anus is bleeding, AMA | [deleted] | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,968,719 | casualiama | 1ns261 |
Why? | illskillz1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,970,979 | casualiama | cclhdbj |
I'm uncertain, but I'm assuming because of drinking. | CrowKaneII | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,971,763 | casualiama | cclhg2q |
Yes, because anyone who consumes alcohol is dumb. | PJSeeds | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,996,345 | casualiama | cclmsbo |
Who is the best team that isn't in the Champions League? | purplebarneyy | 104 | 104 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,966,768 | soccer | 1ns19p |
Sassuolo | acken | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,005,238 | soccer | cclpi8q |
Usually takes them at least a couple years to admit that they made a mistake. | coffinoff | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,995,353 | hearthstone | cclmhds |
See the Diablo 3 auction house for evidence of this. | CummingEverywhere | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,995,824 | hearthstone | cclmmmv |
I just loved trading in D2 I mean who didn't like the "join game, show gear, leave" part of the game? | Domekun | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,061,975 | hearthstone | ccm25xr |
Manliest quote ever | [deleted] | 2,612 | 2,612 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,966,188 | pics | 1ns0zb |
I'm from buenos aires and I say kill em all! | johnedeadly | 262 | 262 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,987,103 | pics | cclk3nm |
It makes it feel even better when we finally win. | jozeffr | 104 | 104 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,965,757 | soccer | cclgv8s |
Now imagine how we feel. | terror406 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,986,106 | soccer | ccljul6 |
Who are you? | 1mdelightful | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,986,930 | soccer | cclk23r |
Hello would this be possible for a England super league player | Player__Anon | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,964,001 | nfl | 1ns00b |
The only way you'll get noticed by an NFL scout is playing college football in the US. | Pueblito | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,969,848 | nfl | cclh9d9 |
Wait... there are TEs that played basketball? | thelfj | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,988,169 | nfl | cclkdoy |
None, I usually tie them up so they cant get away. | GreatValue2112 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,962,922 | AskReddit | cclgk6l |
Two cops injured in gunbattle with terror suspects in Andhra Pradesh | zomgbirds | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,962,336 | india | 1nrz85 |
They must capture more people from other communities to restore the balance. | gcs8 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,992,714 | india | ccllojt |
I love living in a society that thinks it knows whats best for everyone. | The-GentIeman | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,991,295 | Futurology | ccll9ep |
Somebody sure is loving the new GTA | SuperSlyRy | 1,825 | 1,825 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,960,250 | RealGirls | 1nry4v |
Jim Renacci (Worth $36 million), Rick Berg (R-ND, worth $23 million), Rodney Frelinghuysen (R-NJ, worth $21 million), and Gary Miller (R-CA, worth 17 million) are some of the members of congress that are accepting their salary during the government shutdown. | harvarduniversity | 372 | 372 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,959,712 | politics | 1nrxui |
Part of why polio is still a thing is because people in third world countries are ALSO pushing back against vaccines. | Lowbacca1977 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,956,069 | skeptic | cclfl5l |
That's because the vaccines cause AIDS, everyone knows that! | MarcoVincenzo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,958,867 | skeptic | cclg1fn |
New California law allows children more than 2 legal parents | irvz89 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,954,490 | politics | 1nruj1 |
California always did into commune. | morethanagrainofsalt | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,954,855 | politics | cclfd9p |
Well said. | RentalCanoe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,978,848 | politics | cclic3a |
And by subsequently posting it to reddit, the new astroturfing hangout *par excellence* | mjolk | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,990,141 | technology | cclkx7i |
Citation on your claim that women get social security at a younger age than men please? | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,968,903 | MensRights | cclh64r |
They retire earlier in england | U_Wot_M8t3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,981,712 | MensRights | ccliuc4 |
It's a look at their top-secret shot tracking setup they'll be using to conquer the league this season. | Trigger23 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,953,259 | hockey | cclf2rw |
So excited for this! | ImUnderYoBed | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,952,201 | Monstercat | 1nrsww |
It's not like people haven't been doing that already. | RaiderFist187 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,991,123 | Monstercat | ccll7k7 |
I forgot to | DerkERRJobs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,991,684 | Monstercat | cclldkv |
Dad finds out Son is getting out of Prison (WARNING: VERTICAL VIDEO) | Wesmman1 | 1,359 | 1,359 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,951,885 | videos | 1nrsp9 |
And that right there is the real cost of stupid choices | Ihavenofish | 557 | 557 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,952,121 | videos | ccleumn |
The justice system has a pretty ignorant view when it comes to "stupid choices", he could've been in for something drug related. | TheAlmightyD | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,959,962 | videos | cclg6xj |
If it's illegal, and you decide to do it anyway, that's a stupid choice in my book. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,983,951 | videos | ccljbtt |
Yeah because theres no possible reason ever to do something illegal that isn't a stupid choice. | alwaysdrunk | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,986,251 | videos | ccljvz3 |
Guy pulls out a gun in the back of a police car, and a cop shows him why that was an awful idea. | dr_stranger_love | 550 | 550 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,951,471 | JusticePorn | 1nrse6 |
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