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Stop being a jerk and hold your breath when she talks to you. | reggae_woman | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,114,623 | relationships | ccmiyzt |
Good job guys! | gamer6663 | 1,787 | 1,787 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,089,659 | gaming | 1nuzq8 |
Police in Turkey now allowed to detain "potential protesters" without a court order, based merely on their looks, in what an opposition member calls "beyond fascism" | Populistless | 3,624 | 3,624 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,088,444 | worldnews | 1nuy82 |
Well glad to see Turkey had nothing to riot about. | Pedobear_Slayer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,103,892 | worldnews | ccmf5jx |
First Post: A friend told me this would be good here... they're not for aesthetic purposes. | kindercarti | 111 | 111 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,088,430 | creepyPMs | 1nuy7b |
Permanently ribbed for your pleasure. | jennybearyay | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,088,814 | creepyPMs | ccm9rpf |
what's one thing about yourself that you wish you could change my ears | Dufoso | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,087,945 | teenagers | 1nuxmj |
My gender. | peanutsblow36 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,087,974 | teenagers | ccm9gb3 |
Truth Questions Thread Rules: You can request a question or ask a general one Serious replies only to serious questions You must tell the truth Make a throwaway if you're not comfortable with that And actually ask others, don't just request. | TypetoGo | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,087,340 | teenagers | 1nuwt5 |
Ask me really difficult ones | xxGOCUBSGOxx | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,087,387 | teenagers | ccm98f3 |
Who is your favorite baseball team? | gt14199 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,087,430 | teenagers | ccm9903 |
Korra's Logic | mideastbeast1214 | 1,736 | 1,736 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,085,643 | TheLastAirbender | 1nuul5 |
I just assumed she has a wardrobe of nothing but that outfit over and over again. | vadergeek | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,116,800 | TheLastAirbender | ccmjpoh |
Homeless children in Borneo sniffing glue | OpticMoose | 2,225 | 2,225 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,085,163 | WTF | 1nutyf |
Yeah why don't poor people just stop being poor? | captain150 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,123,304 | WTF | ccmlo4k |
The Votes Are In: Sandy Hook Elementary Will Be Torn Down | realitysatouchscreen | 1,543 | 1,543 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,084,785 | news | 1nuth9 |
Utter idiocy as a result of widespread superstition and generic case of chickenism. | transposase | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,088,747 | news | ccm9qqj |
Thanks for the heads up | Koka-Noodles | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,086,393 | ireland | ccm8vdh |
I don't even know what to say. | thenfriend | 169 | 169 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,084,614 | creepyPMs | 1nutab |
Wtf is a "natter"? | mdsnbelle | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,096,443 | creepyPMs | ccmclz5 |
TIL Susan G. Komen Foundation sues and forces smaller charities to shut down over the word 'Cure" and the colour pink. | Englanchip | 2,702 | 2,702 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,083,783 | todayilearned | 1nus8h |
Seems totally within the spirit of charity work. | maharito | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,099,115 | todayilearned | ccmdj0y |
But zat does not mean it can not be pure! | Murrabbit | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,102,477 | ainbow | ccmeora |
So how come she's not mortally obese? | [deleted] | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,102,738 | pics | ccmertm |
So how come you are so pathetically predictable? | Enjjoi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,146,778 | pics | ccmp5l9 |
Dat wit. | Enjjoi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,161,447 | pics | ccmswe0 |
Yeah, if I recall correctly they also really stood up for traditional G bugles and traditionally acoustic shows. | phaedrusgbe | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,119,655 | dci | ccmkncq |
Silly peasants overestimating the cost of a PC | ConorTheCreator | 1,041 | 1,041 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,081,675 | pcmasterrace | 1nupmi |
Perfect, the price is definitely on par with consoles; all I'll have to do is learn to play games without peripherals or a monitor - shouldn't be too hard! | electrical_outlet | -31 | -31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,086,494 | pcmasterrace | ccm8wnj |
You don't take the price of a TV into consideration when you buy a console, why take the price of a monitor into consideration when you build a PC? | ConorTheCreator | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,086,997 | pcmasterrace | ccm93d9 |
Not like a TV can be used with a PC in place of a monitor, right? | ConorTheCreator | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,087,316 | pcmasterrace | ccm97fv |
First World Drummer Problems | asklistenlearn | 1,869 | 1,869 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,081,090 | AdviceAnimals | 1nuox8 |
Queens sit on thrones, and all they do is bitch and make money off of someone else's success! | rymolid | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,145,068 | AdviceAnimals | ccmowtv |
You don't how sexism works! | Kroegster | 679 | 679 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,080,954 | cringepics | 1nuort |
'murica can ignore this link, does anyone else feel the same way? | spideylol | 963 | 963 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,080,411 | AdviceAnimals | 1nuo4m |
Rephrasing this post: "I have no understanding of international economics." | abandonyourfear | 415 | 415 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,093,469 | AdviceAnimals | ccmbjbi |
It's not like the US economy going to shit will affect my country | mems_account | 88 | 88 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,094,121 | AdviceAnimals | ccmbrwl |
*UPDATED* The List: Unnecessarily Shut Down by Obama to Inflict Public Pain | bowhunter_fta | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,080,253 | inthenews | 1nunyb |
Paradise Desk - I Feel like this appeals to our collective interests. | Reckless5040 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,079,724 | gamingpc | 1nunbd |
Mega-Church Founder Embezzles Almost $20 Million To Finance Pop-Singer Wife's Career | WaltsFeveredDream | 2,728 | 2,728 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,079,694 | atheism | 1nuna4 |
How should science conclusively prove the non-existence of something? | castrovalva | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,096,160 | atheism | ccmci8f |
Smarter men than me would have to figure that one out. | Frumpy_little_noodle | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,098,369 | atheism | ccmd9p2 |
How did all the good prayers not prevent this from happening? | mike2lane | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,112,084 | atheism | ccmi19v |
Ab-Soul. | Ducky3Moons | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,084,430 | OFWGKTA | ccm85tx |
Uh, how is he terrible? | Ducky3Moons | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,103,058 | OFWGKTA | ccmevrt |
Because hes not a part of OF | EpicMuppet | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,184,246 | OFWGKTA | ccn1u6w |
How could spurs fail to score when they have the great Christian Eriksen in their team? | ianrush88 | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,080,164 | LiverpoolFC | ccm6l8e |
You mean transfer-steal of the century Christian Eriksen! | imdrinkingteaatwork | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,081,458 | LiverpoolFC | ccm724l |
I think it's safe to say their amazing transfer window buys are under performing lol. | NYRed11 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,081,661 | LiverpoolFC | ccm74v8 |
Especially when you get a BUNCH of players from many other leagues. | kidkayden | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,084,781 | LiverpoolFC | ccm8acm |
So they are like Sunderland, but more expensive? | createanewfolder | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,106,402 | LiverpoolFC | ccmg0ax |
Deep Web Users Are Ready To Launch Silk Road 2.0 | -Gavin- | 1,471 | 1,471 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,077,749 | technology | 1nukzw |
what took them so long? | imrooniel | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,096,999 | technology | ccmct1e |
The paid politicians off and advertised lower costs for the state than a state run prison. | not-sure-if-serious | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,116,310 | technology | ccmjjp7 |
But you see, if they take out *the supply* the consumers will magically stop demanding the product! | Schonke | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,120,499 | technology | ccmkwfj |
"Charles and David Koch, the billionaire brothers with the second biggest fortune in America, are threatening to bankroll primary campaigns by Tea Party extremists challenging Republicans in Congress who don't go along with their crusade to undo the Affordable Care Act..." | SenSanders | 3,477 | 3,477 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,077,407 | politics | 1nukld |
As opposed to covertly and actively. | holla_be_thy_name | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,124,377 | politics | ccmlxri |
My 3rd cousin just got this awesome tattoo, he's asking everyone "not to judge". | randybingo | 2,378 | 2,378 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,077,111 | cringepics | 1nuk89 |
If anyone was wondering, I'm judging my ass off. | randybingo | 1,076 | 1,076 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,080,319 | cringepics | ccm6n89 |
Only white people can be racist | LegallyColorBlind | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,098,686 | cringepics | ccmddqk |
Fuck yeah, White Power! | nomorefapping5 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,096,504 | cringepics | ccmcmpq |
I'm getting tired of your shit cupid... (on okcupid) | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,076,346 | creepyPMs | 1nujd9 |
War of Words: Circumcision and the Internet | [deleted] | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,076,028 | MensRights | 1nuj15 |
Went to Barcade in Jersey City for the first time last night and was happily greeted by some familiar faces (or heels, rather...). | skwizard | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,075,585 | SquaredCircle | 1nuijx |
I know that's Wrestling Superstar Virgil, but who are the others? | etherealcaitiff | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,100,283 | SquaredCircle | ccmdxci |
Oct 6th Coaches Poll | defroach84 | 127 | 127 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,075,450 | CFB | 1nuiej |
Beat a ranked team on the road and still lost a spot | [deleted] | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,075,620 | CFB | ccm520t |
Well, FSU obliterated a ranked team, you guys barely won. | Darth_Reagan | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,076,091 | CFB | ccm57f1 |
I was comparing wins over ranked teams. | Darth_Reagan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,076,688 | CFB | ccm5ebt |
Yes, but what does FSU win have to do with determining if OSU or Clemson should be higher? | WarlizardGamingForum | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,076,835 | CFB | ccm5g2d |
Reykjavik Geothermal Agrees to Build 1,000 Megawatts in Ethiopia | [deleted] | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,075,146 | Green | 1nui1q |
Japan, you kinda sucked at art | Wilgaho | 733 | 733 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,074,716 | funny | 1nuhjl |
Living in the city we have a lot of "County girls" | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,074,409 | AdviceAnimals | 1nuh80 |
hoobsher wrote: "reddit, please tell a joke we've all heard before that marginalizes at least two groups" | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,078,169 | doublespeakprivilege | ccm5w4t |
Bmonkey5 wrote: It isn't discrimination if it isn't directed at white straight dudebros. | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,079,754 | doublespeakprivilege | ccm6fw9 |
I love living in new york city because of all the beautiful tourists. | AndrewT1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,073,487 | teenagers | ccm4faq |
How many people in this sub live here, holy fuck NYC MEETUP WOOOOO | Brodicium | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,078,951 | teenagers | ccm65tw |
SRS fails to see the problem here. | Drapetomania | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,073,420 | SRSsucks | 1nug6u |
Because they champion male and female inequalities :-D | macman156 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,096,224 | SRSsucks | ccmcj1r |
"reddit, please tell a joke we've all heard before that marginalizes at least two groups" | hoobsher | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,077,996 | ShitRedditSays | ccm5tz5 |
It isn't discrimination if it isn't directed at white straight dudebros. | Bmonkey5 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,079,554 | ShitRedditSays | ccm6dbk |
Luckiest Day of their Lives | pepsiguy24 | 2,172 | 2,172 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,070,993 | WTF | 1nudvi |
Yes lucky is nearly being demolished by two trucks, wish I could be that lucky. | monovar | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,074,828 | WTF | ccm4tgs |
Xbox One facial data from Kinect doesn't leave the console | MajorAly | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,070,915 | xboxone | 1nudsz |
You know how they could avoid all this controversy *and* sell their console for less money than Sony's *and* appease all the people who don't see the appeal of the Kinect in the first place? | PileMaster | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,075,844 | xboxone | ccm54kq |
With all this anti-bullying stuff in the past few years, this is my unpopular opinion | [deleted] | 1,351 | 1,351 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,070,858 | AdviceAnimals | 1nudri |
Why can't we just do both? | SmokingPopes | 821 | 821 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,073,188 | AdviceAnimals | ccm4cax |
Yeah, they should definitely add more ram | flaym | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,070,420 | mindcrack | ccm3nat |
Willian's goal | oscc | 1,108 | 1,108 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,068,981 | soccer | 1nuc2w |
you could say its almost Chicharito-Wellbeck like oh wait, they're class cause they play for man u. | MontyMidas | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,079,841 | soccer | ccm6h1e |
TIL the scene in Skyfall where Daniel Craig is shaved with a classical razor lead to a 400% increase of straight edge razor sales | TheTominator | 2,374 | 2,374 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,068,406 | todayilearned | 1nubn9 |
Reading through the comments, I think my IQ dropped a little. | cam155 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,087,918 | MensRights | ccm9fmk |
GTA: Online 5k RP and 5k Money Boosting Tut | Rampagekilla01 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,066,167 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1nua08 |
with new patch you can't invite mid mission or else you can't restart mission | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,066,736 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccm2vsc |
[Oh, well if you want to try this, you could usually when you continue and go back to free mode call up Lester right away and it should be the same mission he gives you] | 13steiau | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,067,261 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccm2zbf |
Swanson on emotions. | SirJukesALot | 1,822 | 1,822 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,066,150 | funny | 1nu9zr |
This really isnt funny. | paradisenine | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,107,226 | funny | ccmgar4 |
No one in this subreddit is funny I see all of you trying really really hard to be funny but stop it's embarrassing | cjbulanda | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,065,170 | hiphopheads | 1nu99n |
How I feel the government is acting | johnspidey | 2,110 | 2,110 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,062,656 | AdviceAnimals | 1nu7j8 |
Well to be fair when they do that they are sometimes suspended with pay for a short time | Captainobvvious | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,071,114 | politics | ccm3tap |
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