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He just wanted a fresh start (second link in comments) | egoeris | 133 | 133 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,060,386 | creepyPMs | 1nu683 |
Age doesn't matter, unless you turn him down. | flj7 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,073,628 | creepyPMs | ccm4gri |
Too much ~Legacy player | Crazyblazy395 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,104,374 | magicTCG | ccmfb7v |
CRST Expedited spending $10 million on upping driver pay | kdryan | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,058,493 | Trucking | 1nu57x |
You make it up in volume ! | errie_tholluxe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,223,609 | Trucking | ccndb0h |
Went to take my dog out, no idea who this man is on my porch. | Dirtyinthesandbox | 1,695 | 1,695 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,056,570 | WTF | 1nu495 |
Say "Hey" Calmly, and if he does not try to knife you, you can pat him on the back. | Lolzdecap | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,087,032 | WTF | ccm93t6 |
The Netherlands have been without wind for over a century, and hot as snot, from all those windmills. | jburke6000 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,096,485 | environment | ccmcmia |
"Gurl Gamers" | Freddiegristwood | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,049,456 | cringepics | 1nu0po |
But this has 5 panels | Sturdge666 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,118,726 | cringepics | ccmkcy7 |
Difference between an $8 pizza and $1000 pizza in New York. | Deliberate_Reposter | 2,976 | 2,976 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,048,969 | videos | 1nu0gw |
Politicians Salaries compared to GDP, Palestine wins the Arabs category. | Java_Beans | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,047,379 | arabs | 1ntzop |
I hope they give you some sort of incentive buddy. | dareezzyy | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,047,608 | leagueoflegends | ccm0kuf |
Knowing Riot, I'm sure they'll take care of you, eventually... but if you make enough noise on Reddit, they may assist you very soon | im_juice_lee | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,050,979 | leagueoflegends | ccm0zli |
I'm surprised that there isn't a response already! | Mograne | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,055,404 | leagueoflegends | ccm1gi3 |
Boy, he LITERALLY showed me. | biodegradeableacct | 191 | 191 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,044,250 | creepyPMs | 1nty1c |
Because if negging doesn't work, a picture of my dick is definitely going to seal the deal. | lolihull | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,046,598 | creepyPMs | ccm0fxy |
oh teenagers | [deleted] | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,050,419 | sex | ccm0xaz |
Some ass hat put this in the tip jar at the restaurant I work at. | brantheman01 | 1,535 | 1,535 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,043,501 | mildlyinfuriating | 1ntxlt |
It's pretty much a fuck you. | codemonkey69 | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,062,129 | mildlyinfuriating | ccm26n3 |
"I'll pray for you" in a physical form | craylash | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,067,744 | mildlyinfuriating | ccm32ls |
Went to Disneyland as Alice today! | Cannibalqueen15 | 1,765 | 1,765 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,043,198 | teenagers | 1ntxf8 |
This picture excellently shows your Alice costume. | Snoutmol | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,085,516 | teenagers | ccm8jm9 |
Bedtime. | nebanchodancho | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,042,960 | CookieClicker | 1ntxa4 |
It's possible- and I'm not pointing any fingers here- but it's *possible* that cheating was involved here. | GammaTainted | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,080,676 | CookieClicker | ccm6rur |
It's totally possible to get 5000 grandmas in 24 hours. | sillyokio | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,081,924 | CookieClicker | ccm78d3 |
Gov Walker of WI keeps state parks and federal hunting lands open. | [deleted] | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,042,626 | Conservative | 1ntx3s |
he's a terrible individual that should be impeached | DokerinZion | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,049,417 | Conservative | ccm0t19 |
Why don't they put MUSIC on the radio anymore? | Ergonomic_Prosterior | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,038,594 | lewronggeneration | 1ntubu |
Everybody is commenting to this post as if their SO is going to read it. | Jetcar | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,063,061 | AskReddit | ccm2ayk |
Lil babby Enderman | Theaxay | 205 | 205 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,037,824 | Minecraft | 1nttto |
No, its because you're black. | TRMINATERkiller | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,076,251 | Minecraft | ccm597r |
No, if you can't handle talking about sex right off the bat you are easily offended and prude. | jennybearyay | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,039,288 | creepyPMs | cclz6ip |
Careful, that's how babies are made. | peanutsblow36 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,037,206 | teenagers | cclyq2c |
Doesn't the fact that he can only hide behind text messages tell you all that you need to know? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,039,555 | offmychest | cclz8l3 |
Needs a double rainbow mod. | thinkforaminute | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,069,446 | skyrim | ccm3fen |
I landed a fighter jet on top of a skyscraper in online | Bux87 | 112 | 112 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,034,048 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1ntqtn |
Now try to land a 727 there! | Edjuuuuuh | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,046,764 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccm0grh |
A doctor risks being deregistered because he allegedly refused a referral for an Indian couple who wanted to abort a healthy unborn baby girl at 19 weeks, simply because they wanted a boy. | jamesbig2 | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,033,171 | australia | 1ntq10 |
Had an abortion because it wasn't the right sex, my god, they simply shouldn't be allowed to have kids! | Gwuc | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,040,105 | australia | cclzcov |
One solution may be to allow such abortions if both parents accept sterilisation first | alan_s | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,046,601 | australia | ccm0fyf |
Have the homeless just tried not being poor or having a preexisting condition? | youni89 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,032,765 | politics | cclxldv |
LPT - If your power is out and want to confirm that others are also without power, use the Wi-Fi on your phone to browse for access points If no access points are found where you typically see them, it is safe to assume that others have also lost power. | [deleted] | 871 | 871 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,030,369 | LifeProTips | 1ntnfk |
Yes, because everyone has a phone with wifi capability. | FlakJackson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,078,478 | LifeProTips | ccm5zvr |
Brazilian authorities sided with protesting natives and slammed as unconstitutional an amendment that would give lawmakers authority to approve and demarcate indigenous lands | DoremusJessup | 1,172 | 1,172 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,028,987 | worldnews | 1ntm5b |
Those greedy indigenous people who want their land that is being stolen from them. | DoremusJessup | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,057,003 | worldnews | ccm1mge |
Lefty is so brave for sticking up for the host of the podcast. | i_am_not_batman_ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,092,951 | PKA | ccmbcaa |
What is it with Range Rovers and motorcycles? | [deleted] | 2,092 | 2,092 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,027,264 | WTF | 1ntkin |
Fucking repost | slutjenn | -50 | -50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,027,326 | WTF | cclw20d |
Wow, all those Christian white males sooooo oppressed now. | GrizzlyBearrr | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,032,398 | forwardsfromgrandma | cclxhrb |
Check out these watermellons | NickBurnsComputerGuy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,026,947 | funny | 1ntk76 |
Are you kidding me | Supposed | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,026,055 | MineZ | 1ntjb9 |
so is ur mom lel rekt n00b | DubzMC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,067,425 | MineZ | ccm30ej |
SPACE DOUNUT. | tsk14 | 639 | 639 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,023,737 | funny | 1ntgyn |
Hate these kinds of women | jack_attack89 | 1,587 | 1,587 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,022,996 | AdviceAnimals | 1ntg9p |
No I don't think that, you're the only person who does think that, I think they should be made to pay for the kids college in fact | Gamer_ely | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,070,949 | AdviceAnimals | ccm3rv0 |
"China is employing two million people to keep tabs on people's Internet use, according to state media, in a rare glimpse into the secret world of Beijing's vast online surveillance operation." | trot-trot | 2,684 | 2,684 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,022,709 | worldnews | 1ntfzq |
A Court Has Ruled It's Not OK To Arouse Sex Offenders and Measure Their Erections | [deleted] | 2,303 | 2,303 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,021,840 | news | 1ntf6e |
Presumably, they performed the same procedure on an innocent man first to get control data? | tigerbird | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,077,210 | news | ccm5kj2 |
Truck vs man w/ exercise ball | mp3three | 1,361 | 1,361 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,021,653 | IdiotsFightingThings | 1ntezd |
I like the part where he fights the truck. | D-Cipher | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,023,227 | IdiotsFightingThings | ccluvet |
Brandon Allen | chrisdrd | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,021,141 | razorbacks | 1nteht |
See, I could see Rafe Peavey starting over Brandon or Austin simply because I remember the awful Dick brothers...And lord knows we don't need a repeat of the Nuttathon from years past. | philkenseb | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,084,004 | razorbacks | ccm80bl |
Your logic is air tight. | breachofcontract | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,104,012 | razorbacks | ccmf6ya |
TIL Bank of America has agreed to pay $410 million to settle its part in a class action lawsuit that accuses it and more than two dozen other lenders of manipulating debit transactions in order to charge excessive overdraft fees | cive666 | 3,016 | 3,016 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,020,589 | todayilearned | 1ntdyf |
I tried to feed Ray a rose | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,019,901 | roosterteeth | 1ntd9s |
STRAIGHT UP COMEDY GOLD I LITERALLY DIED LAUGHING FROM THIS, IM TYPING THIS ON MY IHEAVEN LAPTOP 10/10 THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER BE UPLOADED TO ANY WEBSITE | NekoQT | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,020,391 | roosterteeth | cclu1jz |
Pope Francis excommunicates priest for supporting women and LGBT people. | Zoorin | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,019,218 | atheism | 1ntcmc |
TIL that the name Oklahoma comes from a Choctow Indian word meaning "Red People." | FmylittleP | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,017,911 | todayilearned | 1ntbby |
Welp, we better change that name before the politically correct masses find out. | unr3a1r00t | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,025,236 | todayilearned | cclvg85 |
All But Confirmed - Google Hangouts 1.3 Screenshots Suggest SMS/MMS Integration, Video Sharing Capabilities | andrewinmelbourne | 1,995 | 1,995 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,190,399 | Android | 1ny39x |
Stop it, americans know what the world wants | davidhero | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,227,170 | Android | ccndov6 |
Not everyone in this subreddit has a terrible wife | Malik112099 | 1,304 | 1,304 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,190,294 | AdviceAnimals | 1ny34z |
You sound like a pleasant person to be around. | InfectedShadow | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,205,959 | AdviceAnimals | ccn9x2k |
Is there some rule that every GGG has to have something to do with sex? | BewareTheSuperman | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,204,567 | AdviceAnimals | ccn9g17 |
Yeah.. and if you wear a skimpy dress and get raped.. you are an idiot! | DrMungMung | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,199,560 | AdviceAnimals | ccn7icn |
LG confirms production of 'bendable and unbreakable' smartphone displays | Brownt0wn_ | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,189,473 | hardware | 1ny1zi |
But would they be 64bit? | oskarw85 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,213,830 | hardware | ccnbxqv |
Dj Khaleed is the most humble rapper ever | Officalpartyaccount | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,205,807 | hiphopheads | ccn9v9y |
If you had to create a Crayola crayon color that most accurately reflected who you are, what would it be named? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,188,109 | AskReddit | 1ny05q |
Death black | The_Fist_of_Goodness | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,188,696 | AskReddit | ccn3eoe |
A shot a friend got of me doing a rock to fakie in some abandoned lot, felt the need to upload. | Laggin-N-Swaggin | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,187,679 | skateboarding | 1nxzjc |
chickenbown nowisown | BenjaminDanklin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,200,037 | skateboarding | ccn7p4s |
(swears) This is the kindly message I received for saying I like my city's mayor. | [deleted] | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,186,927 | facepalm | 1nxyhr |
Maybe you should keep your opinions to yourself. | rivasm211 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,189,557 | facepalm | ccn3pgm |
I imagine it influenced Modern Mongolian! | psygnisfive | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,233,628 | linguistics | ccnejj9 |
yes, you're very smart | DJWalnut | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,459,602 | linguistics | ccpbzhi |
The Xbone's wonderful PR campaign continues with two teens from Toys R Us describing it as "One of the fastest Xboxes so far". | C-Ron | 115 | 115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,186,211 | cringe | 1nxxi3 |
Its so cringeworthy how happy and the words they use like "super sweet" | iron_cap | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,189,382 | cringe | ccn3n8p |
But c'mon, that headset *is* super sweet looking! | UndeclaredFunction | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,194,908 | cringe | ccn5nl3 |
Shit just got serious.... (I love matchups like this) | Absol-utley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,186,206 | pokemon | 1nxxhr |
Scumbag Michele Bachmann | DeadCello | 1,508 | 1,508 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,185,514 | AdviceAnimals | 1nxwlz |
~~ENTHUSIASTICLY~~ Enthusiastically ~~SHAMEFULL~~ Shameful ~~UNNESSASARY~~ Unnecessary And may God have mercy on your soul. | smika | 2,055 | 2,055 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,194,140 | AdviceAnimals | ccn5dg5 |
"I hit a large pothole then the car stopped going forward" BMW X5 Differential Failure | rook24v | 489 | 489 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,185,393 | Justrolledintotheshop | 1nxwge |
Is that from doing brake stands? | silvad702 | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,186,830 | Justrolledintotheshop | ccn2rex |
Now They're Fracking California's Oceans? | powersthatbe1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,185,149 | politics | 1nxw3u |
I'm sure that will turn out well. | MarcoVincenzo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,190,411 | politics | ccn40gv |
You sound like you know what you're talking about | 5erade | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,225,024 | ffxiv | ccndghy |
without government, how will we ever walk through a forest? | yzerov11 | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,196,947 | pics | ccn6gbb |
The government is there to protect the forest, from illegal hunters, loggers etc. | thenewaccount7 | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,197,850 | pics | ccn6tlr |
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