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The one called Larry does not fuck around | tony27310 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,912,542 | politics | ccl33ey |
Texas' Mike Davis "apologizes" about his cheap shot on Deon Broomfield | INM8_2 | 257 | 257 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,895,688 | CFB | 1nq2bd |
I don't know guys, that apology seems really sincere. | yum_bacon | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,896,574 | CFB | cckx20e |
But at least he thinks it's inappropriate to compare same-sex marriage to child marriages! | RedditUser145 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,906,699 | ainbow | ccl0ume |
Stamford Woman Might Have Though President Was Stalking Her: NBC | trailer_park_jesus | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,894,834 | news | 1nq1dj |
Oh, well, if she was insane, then she deserved to be shot, in spite of being unarmed. | spriggig | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,896,600 | news | cckx2bx |
But real universal healthcare is bad because Reasons. | ThePotatoHose | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,897,094 | todayilearned | cckx8a2 |
I always enjoy the "friend messed with my phone" excuse | [deleted] | 575 | 575 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,720 | creepyPMs | 1nq0af |
8 Year Old Using Finger as Pretend Gun Suspended | [deleted] | 984 | 984 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,304 | offbeat | 1npzvz |
NASA interns lose not only jobs, but their home in government shutdown | cooljeanius | 425 | 425 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,128 | politics | 1npzps |
Capitol Chase suspect was a mom with post-partum depression. | saltytrey | 2,071 | 2,071 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,892,962 | news | 1npzka |
Post-partum depression **explains** her behavior it does not **excuse** her behavior. | AlphaWookie | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,901,666 | news | cckyw8m |
IZZYbike - a new invention on the bicycle market. | NSFW_PORN_ONLY | 1,545 | 1,545 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,891,826 | videos | 1npyjm |
Looks like it would be harder to ride on an incline in this position. | mur0010 | 1,375 | 1,375 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,350 | videos | cckw3ff |
is that why pro cyclists never stand when they need a burst of energy? | fenechfan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,911,498 | videos | ccl2p0j |
TTC Yonge line shutdown could last 2 months | fonziefonz | 87 | 87 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,891,719 | toronto | 1npyga |
For the billion they spend why don't they just buy all the TTC passengers cars? | plumberguy22 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,905,633 | toronto | ccl0fyb |
Wilshere's response to the smoking incident | F_Gooner | 352 | 352 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,890,334 | soccer | 1npxb5 |
With the greatest respect to Wilshere, he aint no fucking Zinedine Zidane. | Devilb0y | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,895,389 | soccer | cckwomu |
Yes, but he's obviously not trying to say that he is. | marauding_forward | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,898,427 | soccer | cckxp09 |
Yes, and the Christians who wear those What Would Jesus Do bracelets all think of themselves as Jesus as well. | sonastyinc | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,911,580 | soccer | ccl2q4a |
In States In Which Republicans Have Refused To Expand Medicaid, Millions of Poor Are Left Uncovered by Health Law | cooljeanius | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,889,919 | progressive | 1npwza |
I haven't been able to get into the site yet but think I might be one of these folks (VA resident)...yay Virginia! | RKKJr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,895,936 | progressive | cckwuox |
Glenn Greenwald trashes BBC GCHQ / NSA apologists (Newsnight Interview) | snowdenhero | 370 | 370 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,889,890 | restorethefourth | 1npwyn |
But it's like a spy movie! | internet_avenger | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,933,371 | restorethefourth | ccla1gs |
Be a man who has sex with your underage girlfriend and become a felon,spend a decade in prison, and register as a sex offendor; be a woman who has sex with your underage girlfriend - continue to be caught having sex while during trial - and receive a misdemeanor charge and 4 months in jail. | duglock | 1,712 | 1,712 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,889,499 | MensRights | 1npwnx |
Remember, boys and girls, patriarchy hurts men just as much as it hurts women. | eDgEIN708 | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,891,225 | MensRights | cckvl96 |
Bill to allow CCW on US military bases | karbonfybre | 174 | 174 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,886,713 | CCW | 1npum2 |
Shutdown could diminish GOP hopes of winning Senate | SarahLee | 315 | 315 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,886,253 | politics | 1npuar |
TIL That in 2007, a group of college students drove the speed limit (55MPH) on I-285 and backed up traffic for miles. | Butchering_it | 1,992 | 1,992 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,886,243 | todayilearned | 1npuah |
They probably drove in the passing lane. | Ninja_OT | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,888,081 | todayilearned | cckuzml |
I can't imagine them being immature | Mad_Hatter_Bot | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,898,885 | todayilearned | cckxuu2 |
The editing on this video is infuriating. | Flemtality | 1,699 | 1,699 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,630 | todayilearned | cckw64w |
Holy shit thankyou, most annoying video overall I have seen in a while. | PinkWatchFox | 337 | 337 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,879 | todayilearned | cckw8ms |
Yeah, don't do that. | strawcat | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,898,955 | todayilearned | cckxvpk |
I like the idea of this video, but god damn those students are annoying twats on camera | DrkSnpr14 | 1,564 | 1,564 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,780 | todayilearned | cckw7n3 |
I think the point of the video went right over your head | slickmamba | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,897,396 | todayilearned | cckxbzh |
BEAT THEM TO DEATH, THOSE FUCKERS | Tezerel | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,900,641 | todayilearned | cckyi2q |
What about all those folks you just caused to lose theirs? | gonzone | 1,659 | 1,659 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,886,288 | politics | cckupx1 |
"97% of NASA employees are a bunch moochers suckin' on the teat of gov'ment welfare!" | Scarbane | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,099 | politics | cckw11k |
A fence around...the atmosphere? | Scarbane | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,928,620 | politics | ccl8ntv |
Which is why Bachmann did the dance of joy! | gonzone | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,940,662 | politics | cclc2s0 |
Why dont you just stop being poor? | dooley1988 | 2,480 | 2,480 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,892,643 | politics | cckvww8 |
Everyone knows being poor is a decision. | lildeadlymeesh | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,899,852 | politics | ccky7i0 |
Russia stops all adoptions to Sweden due to risk of children getting gay parents. | vafaan | 3,307 | 3,307 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,885,660 | worldnews | 1nptwe |
Why are the Russians so scared of gays? | ReasonB4Faith | 186 | 186 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,895,432 | worldnews | cckwp3f |
Better to have no parents than gay parents. | goblomi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,903,433 | worldnews | cckzkz0 |
You certainly know a lot about homosexual couples. | OrwellHuxley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,916,404 | worldnews | ccl4ixl |
Wal-Mart pushes "made in America" | ConstructionDan | 235 | 235 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,885,297 | news | 1nptoq |
I know, like really, who is Wal-Mart to think that they can change! | BadTRAFFIC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,898,190 | news | cckxm1t |
All of her pictures look like this | Patch3y | 2,050 | 2,050 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,884,977 | cringepics | 1npthd |
I think the cringe here is that you went through and uploaded all her pictures into imgur for imaginary karma from people you don't know | jinsoo186 | -22 | -22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,559 | cringepics | cckw5g0 |
New Bigfoot "Evidence" Screened as "Experts" Claim Proof of Existence (with typically poor video quality) | OvidPerl | 79 | 79 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,884,630 | skeptic | 1npta5 |
Caverna (Agricola 2) Rules up on Lookout's Site | plasmatorture | 64 | 64 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,881,369 | boardgames | 1nprdy |
I have zero qualms making DIY/homeprinted copies of out-of-print games. | sparr | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,900,205 | boardgames | cckyc6h |
I'm against piracy. | BlueSapphyre | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,900,291 | boardgames | cckydc2 |
I wasn't aware that police and air raid sirens where considered instruments. | Fierce_Fox | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,892,336 | pettyrevenge | cckvu8g |
The pride of Australia. | SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,878,013 | showerbeer | 1nppmx |
I thought fosters was the pride of australia? | WhiteSheepYo | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,904,141 | showerbeer | cckzuxj |
Try some of your own. | orangegoblin82 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,878,005 | askgaybros | ccktqi4 |
USPS Drives on Lawn to Deliver Package | culofiesta | 194 | 194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,871,506 | rage | 1npm6y |
Zaha to be loaned out? | z88man88 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,870,794 | reddevils | 1nplr0 |
I remember that time Democrats stopped funding the government over limiting access to guns. | tau-lepton | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,879,801 | politics | ccktxn2 |
He is asserting his dominance so well. | MorganFreemann | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,865,042 | creepyPMs | cckrpdr |
The real overly manly man. | [deleted] | 2,343 | 2,343 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,861,359 | funny | 1npekf |
Sounds like a fucking lunatic. | [deleted] | 335 | 335 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,873,610 | funny | cckt7no |
Lunatics do very well in wars, I tell you. | oblivious_drawguy | 377 | 377 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,879,101 | funny | ccktux1 |
They only have wars to thin them out a bit, its probably the reason for the rise of civilisation. | IntellisaurDinoAlien | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,884,468 | funny | cckuh28 |
TIL that a 6 year old boy was charged with Felony first degree sexual assault after playing "butt doctor" with a 5 year old friend and he must register as a sex offender once he turns 18 | Theneoalchemist | 981 | 981 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,860,692 | todayilearned | 1npdwb |
They lack humanity, kill them. | Blastro425 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,901,482 | todayilearned | cckytmi |
He's very happy for mom | [deleted] | 186 | 186 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,859,776 | aww | 1npd0l |
With the Brown's win tonight, they are over .500 after the first 5 games of the season for the first time since 2001 | qwertyuiop-asdf | 943 | 943 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,859,513 | nfl | 1npcr8 |
Nope! | unicorn85 | 125 | 125 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,858,161 | creepyPMs | 1npbbl |
"Not interested" and "that's pretty nasty and cruel" means "yes keep trying", clearly. | rainbowtomatoes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,901,202 | creepyPMs | cckyprw |
I guess that's all the incentive I need. | breegoesmiau | 240 | 240 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,858,004 | creepyPMs | 1npb4y |
Toronto city hall to consider bike lanes on Bay St. | baltic_avenue | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,856,372 | toronto | 1np9bz |
But the diamond lane has been such a success | shizzla | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,882,367 | toronto | ccku7wq |
Food service employees of Reddit, what's the worst thing your place of work has actually gotten away with? | clever_username7 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,856,081 | AskReddit | 1np8zu |
Mafia Jinx splash art | GhettoMist | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,854,402 | leagueoflegends | 1np73o |
oh thanks, without you I would have never seen it OP! | DoniDarkos | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,854,611 | leagueoflegends | cckoiut |
Bollom through my nice hair | yipes4 | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,852,371 | creepyPMs | 1np4n8 |
I'll just put these Miley Cyrus photo's right here | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,851,874 | pics | 1np41u |
Shooting Outside Rite-Aid at Broad and Belvidere | Chargos | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,850,794 | rva | 1np2qh |
Yea tourism represents a much larger swath of the RVA economy than the state government, hospitals, or fortune 500 companies | sleevieb | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,912,223 | rva | ccl2z1e |
Fleury's behind the back save | Princes_of_Ithilien | 1,253 | 1,253 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,850,456 | hockey | 1np2br |
Well at least golf isn't stressful at all. | PicketFenceCartel | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,894,425 | hockey | cckwedi |
I lost it at "dirty soul of lies". | r3dditr3ss | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,910,472 | AskReddit | ccl2ax1 |
Because of the super rare Mario bros/duck hunt | zionihcs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,890,033 | gamecollecting | cckvca2 |
Fuck I only wish it was that easy to get one into the states. | frnght451 | 279 | 279 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,848,331 | funny | cckm6fl |
Internet freedom on decline worldwide as governments tighten grip - report | Radnom_lawlz | 2,834 | 2,834 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,847,742 | worldnews | 1noz2j |
Uh, Russia, you gonna include yourself on this list at all? | bipolar_sky_fairy | 98 | 98 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,852,706 | worldnews | ccknstz |
Welcome to the internet, fascism! | catfaceddog | 133 | 133 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,865,652 | worldnews | cckrua7 |
Official Game Thread: Buffalo Bills (2-2) at Cleveland Browns (2-2) Discuss/complain here. | dharasick | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,847,441 | fantasyfootball | 1noyou |
Thought my classmate was getting a tiny bit inappropriate, turns out it's just a guy I've literally never met. | icypops | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,846,633 | creepyPMs | 1noxq6 |
ios 7 rage (surely I can't be alone here) | pikachukillsyou | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,846,106 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 1nox4b |
DAE android? | Leo-Leo | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,893,898 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | cckw8tl |
Yeah, so unique! | Mick070 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,908,723 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ccl1muv |
I never understood this but,why do half the comments and people on this subreddit sound like condescending assholes? | Leo94x | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,053,029 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ccm17m7 |
Welcome to kindergarten | snailsgoneslow | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,139,987 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ccmob8s |
TIL that an 18-year-old Florida girl is serving 2 years under house arrest for having a lesbian relationship with her 15-year-old girlfriend. | [deleted] | 209 | 209 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,844,990 | todayilearned | 1novt7 |
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