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Removing an impacted tooth | [deleted] | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,917,528 | popping | 1nqtrf |
I'm sure that immediate implant he is placing will work out just fine with no buccal plate | DrRam121 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,983,290 | popping | cclj6dq |
Crosswalk in Germany lets you play Pong with someone across the street, while you wait to walk. | bagelbunny | 2,583 | 2,583 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,916,182 | gifs | 1nqs1g |
Level crossing cyclist contacts police after near miss caught on CCTV. | sanchopanza | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,914,805 | ukbike | 1nqqao |
Calling Out The Scum Who Shut Down The Government | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,914,541 | news | 1nqpxe |
I'm white and I agree | tankydhg | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,944,621 | worldnews | ccld53s |
Relevant comment above. | nekt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,945,756 | worldnews | ccldfv8 |
Championship Thresh available now! | lickmyderp | 736 | 736 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,913,513 | leagueoflegends | 1nqon4 |
* S3 Ranked Rewards - Limited * S3 Championship - Legacy Makes sense. | RX_Pepper | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,925,886 | leagueoflegends | ccl7t64 |
Yeah, how crazy is it for a company to change policies on something to make it more fair for new players after a year? | LilySeiba | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,935,438 | leagueoflegends | cclam7r |
I rather play them in real life | del64 | 219 | 219 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,913,418 | AdviceAnimals | 1nqohx |
Yes, they were doing what it looks like they're doing, in broad daylight, in a public park. | Buttswana | 528 | 528 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,912,758 | WTF | 1nqnmg |
Swiss to vote on 2,500 franc/month basic income for every adult, like social security for all | canausernamebetoolon | 511 | 511 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,911,855 | Economics | 1nqmf8 |
Everyone knows that the Swiss know nothing about economics. | fluidmsc | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,945,261 | Economics | ccldb5r |
Medias guide to guns | EloRazi | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,911,806 | progun | 1nqmcz |
No BUIS? | _Shamrocker_ | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,919,894 | progun | ccl5txc |
got that exact poster for free from tesco, cant believe its worth so much! | Caddy666 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,924,559 | gaming | ccl7eae |
Money should never be the first thing you mention | lexiann | 107 | 107 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,910,870 | creepyPMs | 1nql54 |
Rookie mistake, always lead with the 9" dick. | Science_Bro | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,918,916 | creepyPMs | ccl5h0j |
TIL that morbidly obese people who are too big for MRI machines at hospitals are sent to SeaWorld | brenters | 2,886 | 2,886 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,909,974 | todayilearned | 1nqk0j |
Thin Privilege is getting a real MRI in a hospital. | Scuttlebutt91 | 101 | 101 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,921,974 | todayilearned | ccl6jvh |
no reals, only feels, you fat shaming shitlord! | switchninja | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,937,176 | todayilearned | cclb43y |
Canada won't fund abortion in cases of war rape, child marriage | [deleted] | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,909,696 | canada | 1nqjnc |
Yeah, that's the worst thing my taxes fund. | schmidtopolis | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,923,654 | canada | ccl73wc |
Former Secretary of State Condoleezz Rice expected to be on College Football Playoff panel | MidwestDrummer | 129 | 129 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,909,497 | CFB | 1nqjee |
Fuck it, I nominate the Pope. | BigMattyHuggles | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,911,467 | CFB | ccl2okz |
'Your eyes close as we kiss, and when they open'.. I've totally melted your face with my laser vision | cjunluck | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,909,785 | dirtypenpals | ccl21j5 |
Very Funny | kalie93 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,910,192 | dirtypenpals | ccl2730 |
Have to gain 20 pounds in a month any tips? | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,908,946 | wrestling | 1nqiom |
international players relish privacy in MLS. | theirishembassy | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,908,339 | MLS | 1nqhty |
Just wondering, when would Subban decline taking pictures and signing autographs? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,916,276 | MLS | ccl4h5f |
I can understand, same thing would happen in Toronto | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,918,320 | MLS | ccl592g |
Oh they totally would... if there were places to party in Toronto. | SFW_Reddit_Account | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,918,856 | MLS | ccl5g7g |
A friend walked into her nursery to see this. | [deleted] | 2,609 | 2,609 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,907,980 | funny | 1nqhdt |
it's okay, you can make another one! | jimmybear | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,941,063 | funny | cclc6ox |
Are you sure you want to try after this scene? | staiano | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,941,252 | funny | cclc8kk |
WATAMOTE Promo for Anime Network (English dubbed) | Akane_Tsunemori | 149 | 149 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,907,087 | anime | 1nqg8u |
Real fast like right after the show ended. | Jkid | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,917,722 | anime | ccl511n |
This voice actor is terrible. | Iainfixie | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,910,656 | anime | ccl2dfx |
You saw a 15 second clip, I'm sure that this is enough to make a fair and unbiased opinion. | lol-da-mar-s-cool | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,932,112 | anime | ccl9omn |
but most dubs are terrible | ThreeTakeWonder | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,925,702 | anime | ccl7r12 |
Yeah Cowboy Bebop sucked | DoctaWorm | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,937,920 | anime | cclbbqn |
Johnny Carson trolls a potato chip collector. | TheNeutralParty | 2,115 | 2,115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,906,765 | funny | 1nqfux |
I want the word "troll" to die. | [deleted] | 488 | 488 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,916,709 | funny | ccl4n24 |
That is such a hipster thing to say, unless you are trolling then that would be epic. | okgum | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,928,087 | funny | ccl8i42 |
Lost my phone to the river, but not before taking this picture | joenuck89 | 2,257 | 2,257 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,906,548 | pics | 1nqfl1 |
Needs more saturation. | PanGalacGargleBlastr | 224 | 224 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,908,197 | pics | ccl1fip |
sorry but no good photographer in their right mind would use iPhoto to edit a photo | canadiens_habs | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,918,970 | pics | ccl5hrn |
But I thought iPhoto, iMovie, and GarageBand were used by legit professionals? | ChickinSammich | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,920,487 | pics | ccl61oo |
So much shit I don't know what to do with myself | JavelinAMX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,908,603 | kpop | ccl1l5q |
So my dad bought a used car and this was under the visor. | StonyBologna28 | 1,586 | 1,586 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,904,596 | WTF | 1nqd55 |
The picture is nsfw | PhxShylock | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,928,762 | WTF | ccl8pd1 |
Amanda Palmer's letter to Sinead O'Connor, RE: Miley Cyrus | TOK715 | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,904,457 | entertainment | 1nqczc |
How dare she comment on something. | no1joel | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,911,396 | entertainment | ccl2nl4 |
Aela the Huntress cosplay by April Gloria | Monkits | 2,890 | 2,890 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,902,334 | skyrim | 1nqabu |
Link to Nexus mod page? | 30thCenturyMan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,942,468 | skyrim | cclck7g |
The Origin Episode 4 Subbed | BurnoutFire | 201 | 201 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,902,153 | pokemon | 1nqa3y |
Note: This episode contains spoilers about Pokemon X and Y | BurnoutFire | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,910,329 | pokemon | ccl28xk |
Just forgive and forget, right... right? | lolihull | 142 | 142 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,901,996 | creepyPMs | 1nq9wv |
Some non-government website says that NASA is going to make an announcement on Oct 6th that will "shake the earth and will never be the same again" | SutekhRising | 160 | 160 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,901,431 | skeptic | 1nq983 |
They're going to announce that the moon landing was faked | KFCConspiracy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,918,391 | skeptic | ccl59zr |
Scumbag Neugebauer | Stopher | 2,602 | 2,602 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,901,309 | AdviceAnimals | 1nq92o |
Meanwhile that park ranger was a model of grace under fire--all while working without pay! | ambrose-bierce | 1,064 | 1,064 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,909,943 | AdviceAnimals | ccl23pa |
I believe it's time you Yanks have another revolution. | b-monster666 | 123 | 123 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,915,309 | AdviceAnimals | ccl451w |
Ahem: Feds Still Won't Say How Many People Have Successfully Enrolled in Obamacare | Maniop32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,900,878 | politics | 1nq8jj |
Pokemon X/Y reviews have finally hit the internet - Definite Pokemon Game | DarkkLordMalik | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,900,806 | 3DS | 1nq8g8 |
This game is obviously just a derivative of space war, you press buttons and things happen on screen. | tikael | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,923,004 | 3DS | ccl6w34 |
We literally have seasons of television and hundreds of movies that tell us that we *shouldn't* build a self assembling swarm of nanobots, but this MIT inventor decided he'd go ahead with it anyway. | Burlapin | 855 | 855 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,900,791 | scifi | 1nq8f1 |
Yes, I can definitely see how (slowly) self assembling legos can more efficiently handle many tasks that a sturdy robotic arm cannot. | iongantas | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,939,619 | scifi | cclbshj |
Swiss to vote on 2,500 franc basic income for every adult - Switzerland will hold a vote on whether to introduce a basic income for all adults, in a further sign of growing public activism over pay inequality since the financial crisis. | rstevens94 | 2,957 | 2,957 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,900,050 | worldnews | 1nq7g3 |
Strange to say, both Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek - the patron saints of right-wing economics - advocated something like this. | brandedtokill | 95 | 95 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,906,219 | worldnews | ccl0o2l |
This is what the future should be, capitalism is an outdated system that excels only at putting wealth into the hands of the few. | HurtRedditsFeelings | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,935,126 | worldnews | cclaj2m |
Unlike communism and socialism, which have worked literally every time it has been tried. | Null_Reference_ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,962,472 | worldnews | cclgicx |
Mata Back In For Spain | gettinggatsby | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,899,687 | chelseafc | 1nq705 |
Mourinho really destroyed Mata's career huh ? | dragonsky | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,922,574 | chelseafc | ccl6qxq |
Waka Flocka - From Roaches To Rolex Mixtape | Ravenstown6 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,899,116 | trapmuzik | 1nq6bd |
yep, this mixtape isnt touchin the world war 3 mixtapes. | Realnigga2 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,913,313 | trapmuzik | ccl3dxz |
So strange how hard they dick ride a mediocre waka mixtape and almost completely sleep on almost every Gucci masterpiece. | fuzzy_dunnlop | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,925,316 | trapmuzik | ccl7mr2 |
Wow this bangs XD | Ravenstown6 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,933,890 | trapmuzik | ccla6kf |
IGN Review is up! | Malfice | 485 | 485 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,898,965 | pokemon | 1nq645 |
Yes, because games are judged only on how long you can play them | Ghidoran | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,906,805 | pokemon | ccl0w47 |
Affordable Care Act explained in under 7 minutes | [deleted] | 937 | 937 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,898,332 | videos | 1nq5dd |
I can explain it in under 1: Socialists believe that you should have to be taxed and pay extra money to subsidize other people's crappy lifestyles. | TheGreatChatsby | -27 | -27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,904,077 | videos | cckzu1f |
if we let gays marry what is stopping people from marrying their dog | gnuworldorder | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,912,145 | pittsburgh | ccl2xxo |
Researchers dissected chicken nuggets from two national fast food chains and found about half to be muscle, with the rest "a mix of fat, blood vessels and nerves" and "cartilage and pieces of bone" | SAT0725 | 1,697 | 1,697 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,897,351 | news | 1nq487 |
as a vegetarian, I approve of this. | [deleted] | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,903,136 | news | cckzgq2 |
"*don't worry, they'll tell you*" | FuzzyLoveRabbit | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,903,974 | news | cckzsmi |
Sort of like how you just told me you aren't one? | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,904,558 | news | ccl00wp |
War Thunder Igromir Tank GAMEPLAY | ZeReaperofZeath | 84 | 84 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,897,283 | WorldofTanks | 1nq45a |
WWII Memorial Barricade Wired Shut | The Weekly Standard | soxTD | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,897,129 | politics | 1nq3z9 |
can't imagine why there are downvotes on this | soxTD | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,909,860 | politics | ccl22lq |
Bill Maher: Atheism Will Become 'The New Gay Marriage | Tyhowell | 2,113 | 2,113 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,896,719 | atheism | 1nq3ho |
Wal-Mart in Brazil ordered to pay US$ 10 million in damages due to several labor violations, including mandatory extra hours, voiding bathroom breaks, and compelling workers to sing and dance a motivational "cheer" at the beginning of the work day. | busdriverbuddha | 2,168 | 2,168 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,895,980 | worldnews | 1nq2nc |
But children don't have rights so it doesn't matter. | _My_Angry_Account_ | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,916,257 | worldnews | ccl4gwq |
Tea Party Leader on CNN: "I'm tired of hearing that Obama was re-elected" | wyethwire | 1,522 | 1,522 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,895,868 | politics | 1nq2ij |
I'm tired of having our news media give pig ignorant, racist dumbfucks in stupid costumes a platform to spew their disinformation. | Grendel_72 | 873 | 873 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,897,237 | politics | cckx9zq |
Im tired of ignorant, racist, dumbfucks giving them seats in Congress. | SpinningHead | 532 | 532 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,902,355 | politics | cckz604 |
If a bunch of ignorant, racist, dumbfucks are insulting you with obscene names, you're probably doing something right. | AtheismoAlmighty | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,906,168 | politics | ccl0ndc |
Again, I'm sure they are saying something very similar about people like you. | tnelsen | -26 | -26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,906,669 | politics | ccl0u88 |
Bravery level: 10 | Laterturdz | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,908,896 | politics | ccl1pbr |
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