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Yea, how dare he ruin the Celtics like that. | Poopmaster19 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,819,904 | sports | cckbegp |
Top 6 Countries That Grew Filthy Rich From Enslaving Black People | TheIdesOfLight | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,814,577 | blackladies | 1nnqjw |
Anti-Gun Colorado State Senator Caught Screwing Off On Facebook During Senate Testimony | multi-gunner | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,814,208 | progun | 1nnq21 |
I like how you stole the words of Jeremy Clarkson and passed them off as your own. | ArchangelleColby | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,823,829 | cars | cckcxvs |
Because only Jeremy Clarkson can have opinions on such things. | CFGX | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,824,070 | cars | cckd1c8 |
Healthcare | KT22 | 229 | 229 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,813,633 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 1nnpav |
Korean Middle School Lunch (specifics in comments) | [deleted] | 2,451 | 2,451 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,813,625 | food | 1nnpah |
How Rockstar is Fixing GTA V Servers | danthemans2 | 918 | 918 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,813,334 | videos | 1nnoww |
What the fuck was the point of the delayed online release exactly? | WunboWumbo | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,826,588 | videos | ccke1em |
I dont understand how those fucking idiots couldnt get their shit together for a game that sold what like 20million copies by now? | NeedToSay | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,838,724 | videos | cckisfg |
Is that not how we're supposed to be using upvotes? | get2thenextscreen | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,819,324 | SubredditDrama | cckb6h3 |
We should all watch Metastasis (the Colombian Breaking Bad remake) so we can discuss it | ericshogren | 246 | 246 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,811,608 | breakingbad | 1nnmt8 |
The title of this remake is a foreshadowing of the very short run this series will have | stonesfcr | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,825,345 | breakingbad | cckdjku |
Wow you guys sure are reasonable. | Chicomoztoc | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,843,608 | breakingbad | cckkhn9 |
Dogs with eyebrows | arsenale | 590 | 590 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,811,323 | funny | 1nnmg6 |
During an interview this Hindu Woman told me that god gave her Leprosy because she has committed a sin in the past. | Adam-West | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,810,078 | pics | 1nnkzo |
This is so deep | vladekm | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,832,869 | pics | cckgk9m |
Republican-Linked Religious Right Leader Calls For "Military Takeover" | bruceewilson | 1,644 | 1,644 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,810,068 | atheism | 1nnkzd |
and i'm proud to be an american, where i can live in a country that allows lunatics to propose shit like this and get away with it; but refusing to turn over cryptokeys to the NSA = fines & improsonment. | shoozy | 171 | 171 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,820,181 | atheism | cckbich |
technically, you should be able to propose this AND deny cryptokeys. | f0rcedinducti0n | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,830,962 | atheism | cckfsze |
I'm sorry, it's freedom of speech, not freedom from speech, give up those crypto keys... and don't stop talking | MonkeysOnMyBottom | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,838,575 | atheism | cckiqjm |
Protecting convicted MPs: BJP wanted it, alleges government. | Chacha-Choudhry | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,809,606 | india | 1nnkej |
I totally believe BJP here. | Chacha-Choudhry | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,810,251 | india | cck7u52 |
Saints TE Jimmy Graham becomes first TE ever to win Player of the Month | jusper10 | 1,161 | 1,161 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,809,399 | nfl | 1nnk4f |
If he continues this rate of one Player of the Month every month, he will have 40 Player of the Month awards ten seasons from now. | NachoTheGreat | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,824,410 | nfl | cckd69t |
Asian long-horned beetle discovered in Mississauga | tuttlesmego | 75 | 75 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,808,107 | toronto | 1nniq5 |
see you at piazza del sole in my civic bro! | luca123 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,839,784 | toronto | cckj5ut |
Feeling the love | bobbyreill | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,807,820 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1nnifb |
[When you move back into your house from the desert, after the mission where you steal the toxin] | bobbyreill | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,827,397 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccked0i |
Heterosexuality confirmed for being a creepy fetish. | [deleted] | 904 | 904 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,807,692 | TumblrInAction | 1nnial |
It's almost like she's uncomfortable with the idea of disabled people expressing sexuality, and wants them all to die alone and unloved so she doesn't have to deal with that shit. | poppy-picklesticks | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,810,932 | TumblrInAction | cck82cm |
Your male oppression over them and their ableist oppression over you cancels out and makes it *okay*. | captionUnderstanding | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,858,550 | TumblrInAction | cckpx12 |
Archie Manning. | welshfarmer | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,807,693 | nfl | cck71xl |
Of course he was, his last name is Manning. | HiveNode | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,817,421 | nfl | cckafir |
Leaked guide to enforcing the NY SAFE Act | Yossarians_moan | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,807,080 | progun | 1nnhlf |
A very eye opening video from the TV show Newsroom on the current state of the Republican party. | peetss | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,806,521 | videos | 1nngzn |
I really do hope they win their ransom. | toofine | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,839,473 | politics | cckj1yq |
OC High School Student Ordered To Remove NRA T-Shirt Because It Promotes Gun Violence | [deleted] | 206 | 206 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,805,293 | progun | 1nnftj |
Just ignore the troll. | Sasasquatch | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,814,204 | progun | cck97o6 |
BUT S/HE'S WRONG AND WE NEED TO CHANGE HIS/HER VIEWS. | -Peter | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,814,411 | progun | cck9afm |
S/he seems like the logical type. | -Peter | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,814,980 | progun | cck9i10 |
Treasury: Under Obama, U.S Gov't Debt Held by Public Up 90% | Wannabe2good | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,804,606 | economy | 1nnf8i |
Bale withdraws from Wales squad. | [deleted] | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,804,244 | soccer | 1nnexn |
Must have been tired of living in Rambo's shadow. | ss33o23 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,819,137 | soccer | cckb3tv |
World War II in Europe: Day by Day change in Map | ryzvonusef | 3,761 | 3,761 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,804,210 | videos | 1nnewl |
In the pacific theater, there were Japanese soldiers stationed on some islands who had no idea the war had ended for a number of years. | creepyeyes | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,817,337 | videos | cckaecm |
There are senators in the US who still are not completely aware the cold war ended. | [deleted] | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,833,097 | videos | cckgnjb |
There's also a dictator in Russia who believes that too | andro88 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,841,327 | videos | cckjp8x |
I'm guessing you are a senator. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,849,113 | videos | cckmgx3 |
I'm surprised nobody has noticed this! | kionay | 1,400 | 1,400 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,803,912 | gaming | 1nneon |
Pshh, i do that everynight | endswithperiod | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,849,699 | gaming | cckmotq |
OP doesn't like the fact that smart people have iPhones. | zachtothejohnson | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,820,608 | gaming | cckboby |
Idaho man charged with firing gun at crop duster | unholyslacker | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,803,840 | NewsOfTheStupid | 1nnem3 |
Al Jazeera: Australian PM skirts refugee issue in Jakarta | ChetnBernie | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,803,728 | AustralianPolitics | 1nneiy |
TITLE-"White House Petition Demands GOP Be Labeled a Terrorist Organization...."(Look at website name) COMMENT- "if some people volunteered and beat up the republican house caucus in the parking lot with tire irons...." | [deleted] | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,803,246 | ShitPoliticsSays | 1nne49 |
A 24-year-old woman tries to check her partner's reaction by sending harassment messages to herself | Neon25 | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,802,828 | MensRights | 1nndrp |
Because dragons and giant automatons are realistic. | popie30000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,802,948 | pokemon | cck5xu3 |
This isn't really a shot at a snide remark or whatever, but more of an honest question: What exactly do we lose by not sending anything to Mars? | CherrySlurpee | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,808,399 | science | cck79df |
We can't advance as a species until we've made sure everyone has caught up. | vargonian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,809,787 | science | cck7old |
Massive dinosaur fossil unearthed by Alberta pipeline crew - Edmonton | krazykraut | 3,034 | 3,034 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,801,610 | science | 1nnctm |
there are other podcasts? | DarkSoulsNoobish | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,810,403 | PKA | cck7vz2 |
Bill and Jalen's NBA preview: Utah Jazz | hercules-rockefeller | 88 | 88 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,798,617 | nba | 1nnaqw |
Guesses as to what Jalen Rose was "importing" during his visits to Utah? | SargeSlaughter | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,814,902 | nba | cck9gz3 |
I immediately thought of beer, since all of it is 3.2% (i think) around here | StocktonToMalone | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,827,033 | nba | ccke7ui |
Jalen Rose Predicts Michael Jordan Will Return For One Game | FairyEnchantedDildo | 212 | 212 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,798,447 | nba | 1nnan5 |
Confirmed Space Jam 2 | TheRedTornado | 125 | 125 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,804,723 | nba | cck6b0y |
also confirmed I Believe I Can Fly remix | Shizbino | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,805,288 | nba | cck6fki |
No more free delivery and special discounts: France moves against Amazon which is "destroying" bookstores. | Theschubs | 818 | 818 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,797,654 | worldnews | 1nna5n |
[I got to the mission where you are about to plan for the big one this is at 59% i think] | Snatat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,797,389 | GrandTheftAutoV | cck53d8 |
Quick, while the US government is offline! | Nuke1st | 1,571 | 1,571 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,796,965 | AdviceAnimals | 1nn9sl |
Sinead O'Connor writes an awesome open letter to Miley Cyrus | redditbrek | 2,476 | 2,476 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,796,711 | Music | 1nn9n7 |
idk, i quite enjoy seeing her lick hammers and stick her tongue out while twerking | LegendaryJay | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,810,505 | Music | cck7x79 |
The Double Facepalm is reserved for a special kind of stupid. | DubbsGalt | 811 | 811 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,796,283 | Libertarian | 1nn9dh |
lol shouldn't the republicans love it then and the democrats hate it because republicans are for cooperate welfare and democrats are for people welfare | tedted8888 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,841,959 | Libertarian | cckjx2v |
When in your life are you most likly to be dealing with the Cops. | waremi | 128 | 128 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,793,115 | dataisbeautiful | 1nn7om |
CIA ramping up covert training program for moderate Syrian rebels | ripcitybitch | 146 | 146 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,791,451 | worldnews | 1nn6sm |
Shouldn't the gov't be spending money on better things? | Usagii_YO | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,804,159 | worldnews | cck66n0 |
Big Red posts a well thought out, sophisticated argument against the Men's Rights Movement. | dizzy_j | 97 | 97 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,788,667 | TumblrInAction | 1nn5bf |
"Tell Julie to get an abortion." | Jydani | 1,054 | 1,054 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,788,660 | creepyPMs | 1nn5b5 |
Yeah, because those late third trimester abortions are all the rage these days... =/ | okdanasrsly | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,818,502 | creepyPMs | cckauq7 |
Even people in North Korea are enjoying Battlefield 4 Beta! | kudoboi | 403 | 403 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,787,508 | gaming | 1nn4p2 |
It's just 33 people forced to play on Kim Jung Un's account and own people, so he can solidify his rep as a god. | maflickner | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,787,820 | gaming | cck4073 |
I'm not even mad, that's the best job EVER! | PhotosAndCannedFruit | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,788,105 | gaming | cck41hn |
yeah just like gold farming | TheVoices297 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,808,406 | gaming | cck79ga |
I Always seem to get the runaround. | beatleskid7 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,787,120 | California | 1nn4h3 |
Thanks Obama. | max_vette | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,803,782 | California | cck63sl |
Africa was nothing but technologically illiterate warring tribes until Europeans arrived. | rashondala | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,785,122 | badhistory | 1nn37v |
But but, I thought if the library at Alexandria hadn't been burned by Dark Ages Christians we would be exploring galaxies! | public_historian | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,833,151 | badhistory | cckgoan |
Tom Clancy Dies At 66. | smek2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,784,828 | entertainment | 1nn31e |
Putin finally got him! | lilrabbitfoofoo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,793,756 | entertainment | cck4oiz |
naaah we don't want anymore, that's okay | assman1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,839,341 | realasians | cckj0bl |
Scumbag Genetics - I feel like this should be Bad Luck Genetics instead. | mango__reinhardt | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,783,910 | AdviceAnimals | 1nn2fo |
You'd be insanely lucky if only you were a transsexual. | PrimordialBasis | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,807,436 | AdviceAnimals | cck6zbt |
Then you could spend the rest of your life having ignorant people hate on you, yaaaaayyyy | Granny_Weatherwax | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,820,675 | AdviceAnimals | cckbp9t |
Sooners' Stoops takes shot at SEC defenses, again | AFspectre | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,783,248 | CFB | 1nn1zf |
He does have a point on the quarterbacks though. | BaylorNinja | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,804,938 | CFB | cck6cqm |
What, that the quarterbacks are better now than they were? | cmdrcaboose2 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,805,456 | CFB | cck6gzg |
That us having a Heisman winner as oppose to an NFL starter might yield different results. | Theyus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,807,705 | CFB | cck722a |
You instagram your dick | JustFinishedBSG | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,787,672 | AskMen | cck3zhg |
VIDEO: Kendrick Lamar's BET Cypher verse (Drake diss) | rkudeshi | 940 | 940 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,782,828 | hiphopheads | 1nn1ps |
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