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Kendrick on his Pac shit huh? | davethesquare | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,789,152 | hiphopheads | cck4634 |
Let's hope its like 1/10th of Pac though, once you get much more than that, beef grows out of control and people die. | Rapn3rd | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,805,865 | hiphopheads | cck6kcg |
Yeah Kendrick and Drake are two rappers that are gonna get the bullets flying. | iPlunder | 74 | 74 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,809,775 | hiphopheads | cck7og6 |
Hey man, didn't you hear, Drake catches bodies though | DrJWilson | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,816,375 | hiphopheads | ccka16u |
In which a Redpiller tells me to check my privilege. | AdrianBrony | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,782,324 | TheBluePill | 1nn1d9 |
why must the straight white man always suffer...? | Pixelwizard92 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,811,744 | TheBluePill | cck8ccx |
Chris Osgood...Playoff God Mode | AllWrong74 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,781,631 | DetroitRedWings | 1nn0v2 |
Next time somebody says that Ozzie isn't HoF material I will show them this video. | EarthenChild | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,811,619 | DetroitRedWings | cck8aru |
but but but he had such a good supporting cast! | JustHere4TheDownVote | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,824,492 | DetroitRedWings | cckd7hl |
Just a boy and his dog | [deleted] | 1,247 | 1,247 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,780,448 | adventuretime | 1nmzxn |
and they may or may not eat a girl at the end | ubermechspaceman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,828,242 | adventuretime | cckepd2 |
Emf pendants | Emf pendant | samclark00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,779,247 | electronics | 1nmyzs |
I heard that Thallium-beryllium alloy is much better at blocking electromagnetic fields than Germanium. | zalaesseo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,792,566 | electronics | cck4jzf |
Pot Update ever coming? | Hellionx3 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,778,214 | MineZ | 1nmy48 |
Thin privilege is not being encouraged (x-post from tumblrinaction) | brimleywilford | 207 | 207 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,777,392 | fatpeoplestories | 1nmxek |
Belt colors, MMA.. pick one? | HestPappa | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,786,063 | fatpeoplestories | cck3ri7 |
I have you know I'm a red belt in boxing and a green belt in no-gi BJJ | Zeusson | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,793,455 | fatpeoplestories | cck4ndv |
What's Going On with the Korean GM Ladder? | dv0rakftw | 216 | 216 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,777,155 | starcraft | 1nmx76 |
Yeah Infestors were patched in a matter of weeks. | Zankoqt | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,789,662 | starcraft | cck489c |
Saw this clip on Maury today, but the entire crowd applauded the mother for doing this. | jeffecation | 417 | 417 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,774,721 | videos | 1nmuwv |
Because if he knew it was the kid's birthday he could have teleported past that kid | GamerX44 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,810,079 | videos | cck7s20 |
More like imagine the bill paying days! | ahmkcco | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,777,282 | creepyPMs | cck21mo |
Yes, because the US is the only place with movies. | thehenkan | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,813,062 | CrazyIdeas | cck8suq |
You camp out on the makers Facebook page and keep refreshing until you're lucky enough to see it in stock. | astr0bear | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,774,073 | electronic_cigarette | cck15kb |
Because it's clearly the senior members of Congress that are holding this country hostage. | proindrakenzol | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,775,722 | PoliticalDiscussion | cck1mmd |
Police caught in the act trying to incriminate innocent brazilian protester by planting explosives in his bag | caiophox | 2,835 | 2,835 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,773,417 | worldnews | 1nmtkv |
Did anything come of this...looks like the kid got arrested and that was the end of it | TheBames | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,820,465 | worldnews | cckbme8 |
Realizing he would not get away with it with so many witnesses, the cop changed the charge from possession of explosives to theft of police property. | technosaur | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,853,445 | worldnews | ccko2sh |
Gamers are already lining up to be the first to buy Pokemon X/Y | magoghm | 182 | 182 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,769,679 | 3DS | 1nmpcz |
I wish I was literally doing nothing with my life. | EnviousDan | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,810,107 | 3DS | cck7sdl |
Xbox One promises "No Jerks" | SasoDuck | 2,194 | 2,194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,768,548 | gaming | 1nmo1s |
Has worked very well with other games, like DotA 2 and League of Legends. | ViiKuna | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,781,280 | gaming | cck2yqt |
In the second half, Matt Holliday hit .348/.442/.552 with 9 HR and 47 RBI in 58 games. | evanb_ | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,767,403 | Cardinals | 1nmmoh |
Holliday's GIDP problem: Those pesky rascals Matt Carpenter and Carlos Beltran are always on base in front of him! | kuhanluke | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,785,525 | Cardinals | cck3ojv |
When he grounds out, he hits the ball too hard! | evanb_ | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,802,934 | Cardinals | cck5xqj |
That's his problem... He tries to put the ball through the glove, not around it. | MattAdams53 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,812,062 | Cardinals | cck8ga9 |
Or maybe, *maybe* we don't want the US to trigger another global crisis because of fucked up domestic issues. | ICameForTheWhores | 283 | 283 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,785,180 | AdviceAnimals | cck3mmw |
The power of anonymity. | goblinhighlord | 487 | 487 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,766,909 | AskReddit | ccjyqdq |
I said "IF"...If I called you dick fucker mother sleeping ted haggerd fucker...that would be terrible. | TheRabid | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,824,757 | AskReddit | cckdb9b |
Not since high school Gov't class have I been this excited to vote in the next series of congressional races | Jesse_Boyer | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,766,764 | PoliticalDiscussion | 1nmlw9 |
Other than Ron Paul being 78, he's very qualified to run this country. | Jesse_Boyer | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,768,831 | PoliticalDiscussion | ccjzeyr |
Yes if you want to bring back a feudalistic society that is fine with treating minorities like shit Ron Paul is your guy. | Duck_Puncher | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,769,170 | PoliticalDiscussion | ccjzjai |
Question: Are All Memorials Closed To Veterans? | PoliticBot | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,766,501 | POLITIC | 1nmliw |
Republicans refusal to fund NASA has left Curiosity in the dust. | ajustyle | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,767,094 | POLITIC | ccjysqm |
My Jeep was stolen today :( | canoxen | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,765,061 | Tucson | 1nmjhq |
What is the best dating/relationship advice that you have ever received? | [deleted] | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,764,561 | AskMen | 1nmiwh |
"But it's different this time with you !" | Blemish | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,818,300 | AskMen | cckaru5 |
This guy drove just fine. | Sexyandihateit | 1,633 | 1,633 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,764,487 | funny | 1nmisk |
Sick whip! | reddit--hivemind | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,779,649 | funny | cck2m78 |
GOP has made shutdown stalemate a matter of pride | grkles | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,763,460 | politics | 1nmhh7 |
Yeah, fuck the people and the country, this is a matter of pride. | Dan-K | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,763,580 | politics | ccjxkc4 |
oh you picked up on that too? | grkles | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,766,037 | politics | ccjyfd8 |
What a difference 2 weeks makes | Willruthenberg | 1,072 | 1,072 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,763,254 | gaming | 1nmh8g |
I'm still amazed people thought the servers wouldn't crash | vandridine | 905 | 905 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,764,856 | gaming | ccjy0bv |
I'm an average person, therefore my problems must be an average and should be considered THE average. | Infectious_Cockroach | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,776,480 | gaming | cck1u6z |
Because once a new generation of consoles releases everyone is obligated by law to ditch their old hardware for the new an all support for the old ceases | kurisu7885 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,784,235 | gaming | cck3heq |
Haven't spoken to this guy since middle school (10+ years) | BearBoobs | 447 | 447 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,760,938 | creepyPMs | 1nmeg5 |
At least, he haven't change | aydyl | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,766,592 | creepyPMs | ccjymby |
I know that you've just been pining away for ten years wishing he'd ask you to procreate. | cessairlives | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,767,963 | creepyPMs | ccjz3nu |
My friend having a great time in DC | Commander_Ninja | 2,907 | 2,907 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,760,822 | funny | 1nmeal |
Micheal's last bong hit | Zarukei | 142 | 142 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,760,402 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1nmdti |
yeah but I havent seen Franklin high yet, I thought he was immune to it when the guy offered him weed. | Zarukei | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,761,213 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccjwqzx |
Pretty hard to top my aunt | cherieish | 456 | 456 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,759,973 | AdviceAnimals | 1nmdad |
Sounds like something big corporations do... it's not legal? | redtatwrk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,805,756 | AdviceAnimals | cck6jfm |
That's permanent. | Periclase | 1,887 | 1,887 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,758,878 | cringepics | 1nmc1s |
his parents must be very proud of him | BigDaddy_Delta | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,770,360 | cringepics | ccjzy1u |
Silk Road Forum Moderator responds to recent events | firepacket | 273 | 273 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,758,875 | Bitcoin | 1nmc1m |
All the new Pokemon so far | laggia | 348 | 348 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,758,715 | pokemon | 1nmbuw |
Am I the only one who is loving the gender difference pokemon? | legendofpoke | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,763,274 | pokemon | ccjxgih |
Yes, you are the ONLY one | ps3ds | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,788,573 | pokemon | cck43k1 |
What $20 can get you in Ottawa | KingOfAllDucks | 121 | 121 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,930,467 | notinteresting | 1nr90h |
You would have got a lot more if you got one dollars instead of five dollars. | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,968,285 | notinteresting | cclh3xo |
What are you talking about 5 dollars is 5x 1 dollar. | skw1dward | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,013,193 | notinteresting | cclrwdn |
Origin PC stops selling PCs with AMD GPUs, will now only sell PCs with Nvidia GPUs | Nixon737 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,930,392 | Games | 1nr8xs |
My dad had me worried | MittRomneysPlatform | 3,136 | 3,136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,929,081 | dadjokes | 1nr7lj |
You text your dad saying "kk?" | EhStonedTurtle | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,946,120 | dadjokes | ccldj5w |
What a dick | ashmound | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,952,976 | dadjokes | cclf0rv |
Don't Fret Silk Roaders....Silk Road 2.0 right around the corner. | mongoose961 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,928,575 | unfilter | 1nr71p |
Well, blow me... I never saw **that** coming... | veritanuda | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,987,095 | unfilter | cclk3lb |
Sometimes murder is justified | VanillaPudding | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,926,588 | AskReddit | ccl8188 |
TIL Nathan Fillion was Minnesota Ryan in Saving Private Ryan (the Ryan mistaken for Private James Francis Ryan from Iowa, who the main cast spends the length of the movie searching for) | goeric | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,925,666 | todayilearned | 1nr3rw |
Scumbag Congresswoman Renee Ellmers | Whiskeybent341 | 2,592 | 2,592 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,925,521 | AdviceAnimals | 1nr3lo |
Or maybe because he isn't part of the circlejerk holding the country hostage in a futile attempt to subvert the rule of law as prescribed by the Constitution. | DesertGoat | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,935,891 | AdviceAnimals | cclaqur |
An ancient dildo made from an antler found in Sweden in a riverbed | dildobutt | 2,071 | 2,071 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,925,274 | WTF | 1nr3b2 |
Riot | NightLimitx | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,925,214 | leagueoflegends | 1nr38x |
7-Year-Old Girl Steals iPhone In Restaurant | myloveforyounow | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,924,854 | WTF | 1nr2th |
Great parenting there | dog_paste | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,930,536 | WTF | ccl989f |
So you're saying CIB doesn't stand for "Cartridge In Box"? | spritle6054 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,930,211 | gamecollecting | ccl94w5 |
What question is best left unanswered? | [deleted] | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,921,480 | AskReddit | 1nqyrm |
How are hotdogs made? | All_Your_Base | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,921,908 | AskReddit | ccl6j36 |
Nebraska high court nixes 16 yo girl's request for abortion, saying she is insufficiently mature to make that decision, and so she must have the baby. | [deleted] | 3,050 | 3,050 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,921,412 | news | 1nqyos |
It's called adoption dumbasses. | sublmnlr1 | -21 | -21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,929,020 | news | ccl8s69 |
Shit. | [deleted] | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,920,657 | funny | 1nqxqy |
Apparently I've met "the man I want to fall in love." | geekcheese | 234 | 234 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,920,522 | creepyPMs | 1nqxkg |
Nothing says romantic love like "bend over and let me give it to you". | ollette | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,920,669 | creepyPMs | ccl63w7 |
Did he post a pic after his last comment? | Idiocracy13 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,921,618 | creepyPMs | ccl6fl2 |
"I'm working.." "Are you free?" | Philoscar | 173 | 173 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,919,944 | creepyPMs | 1nqwux |
Its cosmetic only guys, relax. | AndreyPet | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,941,216 | battlefield_4 | cclc88j |
City considers adding same-sex partner benefits for employees | TheLurkerSpeaks | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,918,832 | nashville | 1nqvfc |
Cool maybe people will stop hating fags now. | netsrak | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,975,648 | nashville | cclhvmh |
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