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The GOP's Shutdown: $1 Billion Dollars and Counting is on the verge of becoming the most fiscally irresponsible gesture in modern political history. | seddu | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,840,682 | politics | 1noqio |
At least the money isn't going toward science, public services or poor people. | Valarauth | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,841,098 | politics | cckjmd7 |
found a suspicious farm north of Grapeseed | aMillionLasers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,840,594 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1noqf1 |
It's an inline bubbler. | Wesley_Sniper | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,840,789 | trees | cckjil7 |
I don't mind at all, I paid $60 for it. | pooger003 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,855,498 | trees | cckoukk |
You probably got it for a cheap price because its melting in the middle | Luckynugget | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,855,807 | trees | cckoyjl |
What are some awkward experiences that you often still think of? | GGEuroHEADSHOT | 101 | 101 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,838,337 | AskReddit | 1nonnu |
Well why did you make her swallow? | The_Unobtrusive_One | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,866,304 | AskReddit | cckrze4 |
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXIV Couch Gag by Guillermo del Toro | [deleted] | 3,320 | 3,320 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,838,205 | movies | 1nonh3 |
I don't know why I keep watching them as I haven't laughed at one in years, but if they put half the effort into the show that they did with this intro, it could be great again. | crank1000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,855,958 | movies | cckp0jd |
Miami Heat: Breaking Down Chatter Surrounding Training Camp | ThaCarter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,837,953 | heat | 1non5x |
Manual labor | DirtyDandtheCrew | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,837,726 | AskReddit | cckifmu |
Yeah, because sitting in a chopper and dying out of nowhere is very, very fun. | GTFHercules | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,843,638 | Battlefield | cckki1g |
Dude, but she wore pink sneakers!a | ghostofpennwast | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,856,902 | politics | cckpcmx |
Torres suffers MCL injury, out for 3 weeks | golazo32 | 114 | 114 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,837,266 | soccer | 1nom9j |
An injury that can send Chelsea to the bottom of the table! | Zikerz | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,843,304 | soccer | cckkdxs |
WTB Orange Juice | Elvinelol | 108 | 108 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,836,453 | ffxiv | 1nol85 |
Too bad no vendors sell it... | Jaggid | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,866,944 | ffxiv | ccks47e |
I'll see what I can do. | ViralityFarm | 361 | 361 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,837,294 | pics | ccki9tv |
I'm confused, I see pics on this site all the time that say "CA coast" or "My backyard", why would the location be an issue in this case? | 0you0know0me0 | 217 | 217 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,844,212 | pics | cckkp93 |
You look incredibly comfortable. | billythepilgrim | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,843,887 | pics | cckkl5j |
19-year-old inventor finds way to clean up the world's oceans in under 5 years time | TheBlackSheepBoy | 396 | 396 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,834,960 | Futurology | 1nojaf |
He actually claims it would be very profitable, since of course you can recycle mixed plastics that are BB sized or smaller at a profit, even if you have to transport them thousands of miles. | Terkala | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,840,234 | Futurology | cckjbhp |
Can We Cut Our Leader in Penalties Already? | billy4fun | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,834,669 | Seahawks | 1noiw8 |
We should probably just cut them. | tfoust | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,843,791 | Seahawks | cckkjy3 |
Honestly, the way this has been handled is an absolute gongshow | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,832,410 | dayz | 1nofqw |
Young woman in a delhi slum | [deleted] | 138 | 138 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,832,215 | india | 1noffw |
Her leftmost teeth visible in the picture are pretty misaligned. | [deleted] | -20 | -20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,847,006 | india | cckloev |
Yeah living in a slum is no excuse to avoid expensive orthodontic treatment! | i_am_not_sam | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,848,813 | india | cckmcsj |
USPS carrier drives onto customer's lawn to deliver small package | listen2 | 3,098 | 3,098 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,831,543 | videos | 1noehw |
I've never seen a postal worker drive on a lawn, not wear their uniform, or be so fat. | Proclaim_the_Name | 2,707 | 2,707 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,835,469 | videos | cckhkyw |
What a dumb way to lose a pretty good job that isn't easy to get. | [deleted] | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,860,404 | videos | cckqhmo |
I can honestly say I am shocked | occupythekitchen | 1,279 | 1,279 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,830,667 | AdviceAnimals | 1nod8h |
Fuck off with this bullshit. | jamie_byron_dean | 750 | 750 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,838,569 | AdviceAnimals | cckiqgb |
Do you say the same to posts that are racist against blacks? | sara1138 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,845,205 | AdviceAnimals | cckl1rw |
No that's funny! | Tezerel | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,847,027 | AdviceAnimals | ccklook |
MRW I just witnessed a large woman eat two extra large pizzas all by herself | CZbwoi | 1,621 | 1,621 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,830,609 | reactiongifs | 1nod5o |
It's her genes man...don't be oppressive. | spawnoftheking | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,889,487 | reactiongifs | cckv8iq |
Possible Mega Gengar? | MonicaMalice | 1,468 | 1,468 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,829,252 | pokemon | 1nob8c |
And golem | greedcrow | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,849,753 | pokemon | cckmpku |
Maybe with spikes coming out of it? | KaramjaRum | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,851,028 | pokemon | cckn6d2 |
Where do you get that idea? | mastersword83 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,949,016 | pokemon | ccle7me |
New Pokemon leaked: Goomy! | Scotsman333 | 1,348 | 1,348 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,828,224 | pokemon | 1no9t9 |
What's one word people mispronounce that drives you crazy? | greeneggzN | 797 | 797 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,828,146 | AskReddit | 1no9ov |
I hate it when Americans go "aloominum" instead of the proper "AlumiNIum". | [deleted] | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,854,663 | AskReddit | cckojiq |
I don't think this is how piping is supposed to look. | blackoutskier | 2,584 | 2,584 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,827,995 | WTF | 1no9gi |
Something I never understood about the games that Origins finally clarified for me. | halfmanhalfcupboard | 3,123 | 3,123 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,826,816 | pokemon | 1no7t1 |
One day we could get a game where the gyms aren't linear | hatramroany | 739 | 739 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,827,389 | pokemon | cckecwq |
A Pokemon game with a random spawn point would be somethin else | halfmanhalfcupboard | 838 | 838 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,827,586 | pokemon | cckeft2 |
They don't have to innovate, they sell millions by making the same game over and over. | Burkey | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,828,953 | pokemon | cckezkv |
I can't tell the difference between X & Y and Red & Blue, they are like the same game! | Heff228 | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,830,500 | pokemon | cckfmai |
The Government: necessary for everything | comingundone | 1,460 | 1,460 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,826,532 | Libertarian | 1no7d3 |
no but without the government there wouldn't be any paths to walk on in the woods, there would be no roads, no gift shops, no maps...but now that they exist we should probably just get rid of the government | lawrensj | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,895,907 | Libertarian | cckwucp |
Sandwich | aaqucnaona | 1,046 | 1,046 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,826,201 | funny | 1no6t3 |
Haha, it's funny because making fun of fat people is okay. | Simba7 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,846,159 | funny | cckldm6 |
It's all fun and games till your gynecologist puts an RFID tag in your uterus. | TheAdamMorrison | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,844,522 | conspiracy | cckkt71 |
Fortunately, I don't have a uterus. | bigfish08 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,844,828 | conspiracy | cckkx45 |
is that what the false flag doctors told you? | englad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,876,024 | conspiracy | ccktiii |
that's no way to run a government | Eric578 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,826,276 | Anarcho_Capitalism | cckdwwh |
"All shots fired were from law enforcement" Well that's a big fuckin surprise. | mrzisme | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,833,421 | conspiracy | cckgs4n |
Shots fired outside Capitol building | caramal | 713 | 713 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,824,929 | worldnews | 1no4po |
Snowden Files Reveal NSA Wiretapped Private Communications Of Icelandic Politicians | FemaleTaliban | 1,770 | 1,770 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,824,301 | worldnews | 1no3u3 |
People will do *anything* for money | Rehcamretsnef | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,845,586 | worldnews | cckl6di |
That moment you realize some of these people might be working to feed their wives, husbands, and children. | internet_avenger | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,845,813 | worldnews | cckl97i |
Yeah, that definitely makes it ok. | wrdm | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,850,704 | worldnews | cckn23l |
Bucs release Josh Freeman | advillious | 1,958 | 1,958 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,824,060 | nfl | 1no3id |
I'm betting Freeman goes to the Saints, 9ers or Packers. | IamLeven | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,825,264 | nfl | cckdigi |
God please no. | stalling_for_time | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,825,374 | nfl | cckdk0h |
We'll take him. | alehizzle | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,831,810 | nfl | cckg4x0 |
Yeah, he'd be much better | mrwaltergripp | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,845,238 | nfl | cckl25r |
There is one instance where I can see a video game turning someone into a murder | MrQuicksilver | 1,484 | 1,484 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,823,992 | gaming | 1no3f4 |
This is a totally original joke that I've never heard on the internet before. | freekuzoyd | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,832,564 | gaming | cckgftj |
When a gamer guy sees a girl on Xbox live. | yvonnesiesw | 298 | 298 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,822,506 | creepyPMs | 1no1f3 |
What's one crazy prediction you have for the rest of the season? | byniri | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,822,157 | CFB | 1no0ya |
The National Title Game will be Ohio State vs Oklahoma. | nikolajz1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,822,912 | CFB | cckcl3a |
i'll probably be downvoted to oblivion, but if you post pictures of yourself on the internet, you're opening yourself up to criticism. | Readatwork | -33 | -33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,835,571 | TwoXChromosomes | cckhmdc |
Dayton Moore is a genius. | Kansas_Fan | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,821,881 | KCRoyals | 1no0kb |
That's not taken out of context at all. | dgambill | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,903,928 | KCRoyals | cckzryn |
All natural while getting ready for work.. First album with (f)ace shots, will be deleting later! | [deleted] | 2,001 | 2,001 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,820,755 | gonewild | 1nnyxt |
right click, save | StudM | 85 | 85 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,828,321 | gonewild | cckeqh0 |
What happens when I don't study to le classical music | ZACHMAN3334 | 282 | 282 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,819,855 | lewronggeneration | 1nnxoi |
It's really doing classical music a disservice to put it on for easy listening in the background since it's so intense and musically creative, ideally you should be paying full attention to it :| (unless it was made for being light background music, I guess) | Radioa | 90 | 90 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,823,701 | lewronggeneration | cckcw29 |
I dunno The Rite Of Spring makes for great breakfast music | Noumenology | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,835,909 | lewronggeneration | cckhqw7 |
Gravity, to 3D or not to 3D? | heywhosme | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,819,412 | movies | 1nnx33 |
Democrats Pay Union Members to Protest World War II Vets | powersthatbe1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,818,454 | news | 1nnvsn |
Insisting that everything on the amp needs to be set to 10 at all times. | WraithTCLP999 | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,821,977 | Guitar | cckc7w2 |
Yeah, it should be set to 11. | GuitarGreg | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,824,503 | Guitar | cckd7n2 |
"This is Why Trans People Rarely Speak Up When We're Misgendered" - A trans gaming journalist recounts the vile death and rape threats she received for speaking up | ohgobwhatisthis | 182 | 182 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,817,809 | ainbow | 1nnuxv |
Lazy manchild brings his only "friend" to defend him on Judge Mathis; ends up being made fun of and humiliated by everyone in the room. | C-Ron | 1,196 | 1,196 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,817,723 | cringe | 1nnutf |
Yeah, when I was 19, it was like being in a vegetative state, I was totally not responsible at all for my actions | Frostiken | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,885,878 | cringe | cckuntp |
Ole Miss students, including approximately 20 football players, disrupt theater department play | AhmedF | 573 | 573 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,816,504 | CFB | 1nnt5h |
Go to hell TSUN | RyanBDawg | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,827,541 | CFB | cckef5k |
Yeah, fuck Michigan! | Buckeyes2010 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,864,781 | CFB | cckrn6r |
TIL smart people can also be dumb. | HornyApple | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,840,136 | todayilearned | cckja9t |
New slogan for life. | MusicInMySyringe | 1,352 | 1,352 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,816,270 | funny | 1nnssz |
"I'm a libertarian, but I'm having trouble seeing how single payer would be a bad thing..." | jrainr | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,816,240 | Shitstatistssay | 1nnsrm |
Well I have some news for that guy: you aren't a libertarian! | [deleted] | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,816,881 | Shitstatistssay | ccka82z |
I also love seeing the Pro War "Libertarians".......they make me laugh | pilotmkn | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,817,673 | Shitstatistssay | cckaj2i |
Any Zelda fans out there? | Vepora | 302 | 302 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,815,731 | trees | 1nns3n |
98.5 The Sports Hub: Toucher & Rich Hang Up On Rick Pitino In Shortest Interview Ever | LOTRcrr | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,814,750 | sports | 1nnqs2 |
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