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It would be sunset if it's west | HumanInHope | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,738,976 | pics | ccjoonp |
Did you just watch The Town or something | cantthinkofgoodname | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,760,135 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccjwdei |
No wonder that (FINAL MISSION) [guard in the Big Score shut up and took the gold brick.] | PublicFriendemy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,771,638 | GrandTheftAutoV | cck0dtp |
Not On Steam - A big indie game sale to promote awareness of titles not on the service | Campstar | 455 | 455 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,735,093 | Games | 1nlg1r |
FBI seizes Silk Road | jimeson | 323 | 323 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,734,850 | Psychonaut | 1nlfp3 |
I've had it the last 3 seasons and I've never had any problems with it so I don't really know much about the blackouts | Blitz18 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,735,005 | chicagobulls | ccjn508 |
Silk road shut down, operator arrested, $3.6 million worth of bitcoins seized | WiglyWorm | 3,622 | 3,622 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,732,779 | technology | 1nlcme |
I can go buy a twelve pack and sell it to minors too. | [deleted] | 84 | 84 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,752,822 | technology | ccjtx6u |
Really, are you near Bakersfield, CA? | Bobznc | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,756,722 | technology | ccjv8p8 |
Yes, the proper reaction to this is sadness. | GAMEchief | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,754,359 | technology | ccjug2i |
Oregon Coast | ElectronicFlesh | 2,929 | 2,929 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,732,598 | pics | 1nlccg |
If it rhymes then it must be good public policy. | Singular_Thought | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,739,366 | worldnews | ccjou9p |
Interview with Ross Ulbricht | lukerayes08 | 78 | 78 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,732,064 | Bitcoin | 1nlbk3 |
Wow...what a criminal. | TheSelfGoverned | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,742,682 | Bitcoin | ccjq5ca |
Become a woman, flutter your eyelashes and get free drinks at the bar. | lilfunky1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,734,594 | Frugal | ccjmza5 |
Since 1973, Israel has cost the United States about $1.6 trillion. | newsens | 801 | 801 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,732,015 | worldpolitics | 1nlbhp |
It's worth every penny to bring Jeeezus back. | sproket888 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,796,453 | worldpolitics | cck4zcn |
They're (Almost) All Dirty: The State of Cheating in Android Benchmarks | bloobloo2 | 841 | 841 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,731,950 | Android | 1nlbec |
Ars Technica wants to be Anandtech, it's a bit sad. | Hunt3rj2 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,734,313 | Android | ccjmves |
I think everybody wants to be Anandtech. | jwyche008 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,745,138 | Android | ccjr40h |
Evidently not Engadget or the Verge. | Hunt3rj2 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,747,143 | Android | ccjrwdg |
I love The Verge but everything they say has to be taken with a grain of salt. | wackyanimation | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,758,799 | Android | ccjvxa5 |
'TED 2' Gets a Release Date | kris919 | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,731,556 | movies | 1nlate |
You forgot the | Silverbug | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,735,999 | movies | ccjniz6 |
So much for not downvoting people based on their opinions. | Manisil | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,743,619 | movies | ccjqikd |
YOU LIKE A SUMMER POPCORN FLICK THAT I DIDN'T LIKE EAT MY DOWNVOTES BITCH. | drewzybby | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,755,793 | movies | ccjuxaq |
This would be a good time for insurrection. | cynycal | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,736,875 | news | ccjnv7s |
Brilliant Cheerleader Moves - CheerSounds - Dream Big | amj2403 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,730,487 | videos | 1nl9bq |
cheerleaders clearly aren't athletes | omg_IAMA_girl | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,730,990 | videos | ccjll4e |
"If a man wrote Twilight..." | Fantastiballss | 99 | 99 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,730,311 | TumblrInAction | 1nl93h |
I hear mien kamph is a very popular book | FishinWizard | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,749,796 | TumblrInAction | ccjsvhc |
Head of Silk Road, has reportedly been arrested (x-post) | NotEvanMA | 173 | 173 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,730,266 | Anarcho_Capitalism | 1nl919 |
Well I'm glad to know that the government still considers shutting down voluntary marketplaces an essential service during the shutdown | go1dfish | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,737,597 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ccjo5aw |
Vokoun out for 3-6 months | fakeplasticsnow | 119 | 119 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,729,210 | hockey | 1nl7kn |
Pens trade some offence for Ryan Miller from Buffalo as a long term solution? | zoso471 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,732,826 | hockey | ccjmau7 |
trade geno and sid for miller sounds like a great trade | jstinch44 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,736,292 | hockey | ccjnn47 |
FBI raids alleged online drug market Silk Road, arrests owner | LonghornWelch | 3,270 | 3,270 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,728,917 | worldnews | 1nl766 |
Wow, never saw THAT coming. | AskMenThrown | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,764,700 | worldnews | ccjxydj |
Libertarian Party Could Be Banned from 2014 Ohio Election | unknownman19 | 124 | 124 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,728,507 | Libertarian | 1nl6ll |
Eh, libertarian party sucks anyways. | ProjectD13X | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,747,777 | Libertarian | ccjs54v |
That will totally change everything! | unknownman19 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,749,784 | Libertarian | ccjsvbt |
Well, if Clapper says they aren't currently doing it, then that's good enough for me! | ikidd | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,729,568 | restorethefourth | ccjl25r |
Shutdown Forklift | Wideawoke | 2,351 | 2,351 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,727,935 | funny | 1nl5tw |
Would there be anyone around to stop you form going over the fence? | Sw0rDz | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,752,381 | funny | ccjtrnv |
I think it has something more to do with showing Americans that they are to obey and respect government, no matter what the circumstance. | salsaneon | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,763,897 | funny | ccjxoca |
Sure, everything appears to just peachy keen. | inwonderment | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,772,164 | funny | cck0k2t |
Has anybody seen a Female Cop yet? | JW10 | 807 | 807 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,727,423 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1nl56x |
Outside the hospital in Sandy Shores there usually is one. | laijka | 525 | 525 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,727,533 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccjkany |
Yeah I beat the shit out of her the other day. | Tresickle | 648 | 648 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,732,577 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccjm7d1 |
*Great white buffalo* | gdeadfan | 108 | 108 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,737,510 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccjo43a |
*Great*, White Buffalo. | DrBBQ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,780,407 | GrandTheftAutoV | cck2s5o |
Democrat introduces bill that would block congressional pay during a government shutdown | twolf1 | 4,231 | 4,231 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,726,721 | politics | 1nl49z |
i'm glad someone is waisting their time trying to pass a symbolic bill while we have thousands of government employees not at work... priorities | nato19020 | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,731,404 | politics | ccjlqu8 |
Game Dev Tycoon finally released for Linux | RyuzakiKK | 118 | 118 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,726,580 | linux_gaming | 1nl43t |
So does this include the piracy hack, you know because Linux users don't pay for software? | Benanov | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,740,947 | linux_gaming | ccjpgpi |
Arabic foreign language class at Daphne High teaches 'a culture of hate,' some parents say. | hookemflip | 242 | 242 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,726,393 | atheism | 1nl3up |
If English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me! | LiGuangMing1981 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,753,326 | atheism | ccju3ee |
As US shuts down, rest of the world looks on with bemusement, laughter | elonc | 1,335 | 1,335 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,726,131 | politics | 1nl3ie |
Your government really is pathetic. | wick220 | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,729,694 | politics | ccjl3vl |
Because GDP is totally a measure of progress, justice, equality, and morality. | omgpieftw | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,738,401 | politics | ccjogp0 |
Some data about the #1 songs in the Billboard charts over the years . | yoho139 | 732 | 732 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,726,038 | dataisbeautiful | 1nl3en |
Tom Clancy Dies at 66 | TheFrex | 528 | 528 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,726,015 | gamernews | 1nl3di |
His memory will live on many crappy generic games which have nothing to do with him! | KillerBunny666 | -28 | -28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,726,382 | gamernews | ccjjvh6 |
Too bad he didn't write any best-selling books. | Mycaelis | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,731,902 | gamernews | ccjlxxg |
I think it's time for Reddit to meet my GG Boss | cameron0208 | 1,479 | 1,479 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,725,898 | AdviceAnimals | 1nl383 |
One of the downsides of being a delivery driver. | gutteralcookie | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,733,571 | AdviceAnimals | ccjml9v |
...and a drug addict. | [deleted] | -23 | -23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,734,246 | AdviceAnimals | ccjmug2 |
ELI5: Could the next (assumingly) Republican president undo the Affordable Healthcare Act? | bashermalone | 584 | 584 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,725,812 | explainlikeimfive | 1nl33w |
Seal decapitating a penguin | thenamesteve | 1,628 | 1,628 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,725,135 | WTF | 1nl26h |
At least he has good taste in tv -.- | saiko_von_karma | 927 | 927 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,724,653 | creepyPMs | 1nl1jl |
"I thought we had something going", what like how Ted Bundy and his 'girlfriends' had something? | RgFargy | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,735,936 | creepyPMs | ccjni0n |
ofelia_loves_tseliot wrote: DAE think that the bodies of fat people and others who don't fit into my unreasonable standards of beauty and attractiveness are the most disgusting thing ever and should be shamed and not let out in public? | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,730,430 | doublespeakprivilege | ccjldil |
Tom Clancy has passed away at the age of 66 | coooolbeans | 3,200 | 3,200 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,723,664 | news | 1nl0ad |
Newest book must have been too close to the truth, amirite? | BigDickRichie | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,724,439 | news | ccjj7ac |
See what happens just 1 day after implementing Obamacare? | badf1nger | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,736,267 | news | ccjnmr3 |
A German writer is banned from the US for criticizing the NSA | ritchiesking | 1,807 | 1,807 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,723,571 | worldnews | 1nl070 |
Funny how I have never heard of this in US media. | wetac0s | 776 | 776 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,724,238 | worldnews | ccjj4sd |
Fox might cover it | Sup_Shenanigans | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,732,857 | worldnews | ccjmbae |
DAE think that the bodies of fat people and others who don't fit into my unreasonable standards of beauty and attractiveness are the most disgusting thing ever and should be shamed and not let out in public? | ofelia_loves_tseliot | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,730,162 | ShitRedditSays | ccjla2e |
TIL there is no way to recall a (US) member of congress. | _Pliny_ | 191 | 191 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,723,371 | todayilearned | 1nkzxt |
Dude, the hotkey for recall is B, just press it and wait for the whole channel | SonicSlice | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,758,721 | todayilearned | ccjvwdi |
An "in" told me that as soon as human resources found out I was a white male, I was immediately cut from their hiring process. | [deleted] | 1,207 | 1,207 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,722,792 | AdviceAnimals | 1nkz8r |
They get tax breaks for having a certain % of employees of female, or 'minority' race. | TenchiRyokoMuyo | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,725,566 | AdviceAnimals | ccjjl4e |
Why don't you try being white for an interview or two. | dkl415 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,745,193 | AdviceAnimals | ccjr4sk |
No, the furloughed workers will simply not buy lunch today | mbleslie | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,742,321 | Economics | ccjq0jx |
GTA 5: First Patch Notes | MajorAly | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,722,143 | GTAV | 1nkyit |
Wait they sent it to the sun I must have missed that and wondered why they had a rocket, then I remembered one of FitzSimons was a rocket scientist. | zombiefriednuts | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,752,208 | shield | ccjtpkv |
That's what the "Slingshot" is; they're sending it into the sun. | V2Blast | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,782,891 | shield | cck39dc |
Sounds like a good way to create supervillian born from the sun. | edtasty | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,823,937 | shield | cckczdd |
Communication lost? | GypsyCrab | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,721,565 | AskReddit | 1nkxvz |
Nice one... reaaaaallllll smooooth. | Angrypancake | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,722,248 | AskReddit | ccjij4e |
Abuse is apparently tumblrian for "shit, I'm wrong" | bennabo | 266 | 266 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,721,513 | TumblrInAction | 1nkxu3 |
This has got to be satire. | poppy-picklesticks | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,722,626 | TumblrInAction | ccjin0v |
I hope it is, in another post (s)he's literally saying that the entire Roman empire was Italian. | bennabo | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,723,379 | TumblrInAction | ccjiv3e |
Israeli soldier passes identification information on Jewish girls who hang out with Arabs to a Jewish non-assimilation group. | not-claudius | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,721,246 | rage | 1nkxk6 |
God forbid these young women treat Arabs like normal human beings. | Stephen1986UK | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,723,247 | rage | ccjitm6 |
Those are some quick reflexes for such a little brain. | shittyartist | 2,193 | 2,193 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,721,013 | WTF | 1nkxb3 |
Why do people insist on trying to go when the arms are down and the lights are clearly flashing indicating a fucking *train* is hauling ass in that direction | ryansmellsfarts | 1,050 | 1,050 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,722,252 | WTF | ccjij64 |
GLS | kdanger | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,720,592 | starbucks | 1nkwuz |
Next level strat for engineer | Tseini | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,720,454 | tf2 | 1nkwqn |
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