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Well it is good for him professionally, I mean, telling Chris Ullman right before the 7:30 interview that you actually bought and read his book...that's gotta help, right? | whoa-oh | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,627,711 | australia | cciso6g |
This bothered me MUCH more than it should have. | Terragatr | 2,164 | 2,164 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,590,080 | pokemon | 1nha13 |
Its like we have pictures of Jesus, but no one today can know for sure if he looks like he does. | CrowbarSmash | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,598,458 | pokemon | ccinevv |
But if he wasn't white, why is the bible in English? | blackseaoftrees | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,616,659 | pokemon | ccirc17 |
Silver Circle: Horribly animated Libertarian slanted political thriller endorsed by Ron Paul himself. | cheese93007 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,589,795 | EnoughPaulSpam | 1nh9oa |
This Film Is A Serious Game Changer! | BenzJuan | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,593,671 | EnoughPaulSpam | ccilp8y |
Venezuela expels US diplomats, accusing them of meeting with opposition leaders and encouraging "acts of sabotage" | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,589,029 | worldnews | 1nh8ol |
NASA is not shutting down. | sean488 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,590,161 | AskReddit | ccikfgx |
Sure, only 97% are eligible for furlough. | juliuszs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,591,540 | AskReddit | ccikxeh |
We got ourselves a live one here | [deleted] | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,588,554 | TheBluePill | 1nh83t |
What a rare snowfake | slashnovels | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,614,264 | TheBluePill | ccir1av |
Yes, I've considered binding my foot pedal to +forward for jokes but I stopped playing pyro long before I got the pedal in the first place, so I've never gotten around to it. | skynetsatellite013 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,637,948 | truetf2 | cciuzub |
It seemed like a timely stroke of bipartisanship: the White House announced Monday, on the eve of a government shutdown, that President Obama would nominate a top adviser to Republican Mitt Romney's campaign, Lanhee J. Chen, to an administration position. | madam1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,585,940 | politics | 1nh4v1 |
Well, the Romney campaign was wildly successful. | ohbarf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,592,844 | politics | ccileir |
GTA Online Details: Game Day Access Info and More - "As a general timeframe, we do expect the Title Update to become available on PSN and Xbox LIVE starting around 7AM ET tomorrow morning" | Vlayer | 421 | 421 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,585,620 | Games | 1nh4gy |
"Access to Grand Theft Auto Online is free with your copy of Grand Theft Auto V" yeah if you pay for gold that is | Stewie01 | -42 | -42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,600,475 | Games | ccio225 |
MRW I learned that CNN is dropping Piers Morgan | Lord_Varys | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,757,421 | funny | 1nmaba |
They're never wrong and know how to fix everything! | michUP33 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,819,075 | funny | cckb2z2 |
NSA director admits to misleading public on terror plots | noodlez222 | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,757,325 | Libertarian | 1nma7d |
Color me surprised. | Tyrinth | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,764,896 | Libertarian | ccjy0tz |
It's okay, we gave them casinos, so they can't complain anymore! | Bob____Dole | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,768,762 | funny | ccjze2l |
It's not colonialism if it's against white people | NotoriousADD | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,787,470 | TumblrInAction | cck3yj8 |
New evidence reveals FBI demands companies secretly turn over crypto keys, allowing them to simultaneously wiretap all customers worldwide, and threatens to jail them if they violate the gag order | spheroida | 4,627 | 4,627 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,756,121 | worldnews | 1nm8nr |
Well, if you don't have anything to hide then there is nothing to fear. | CharlieDarwin2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,799,964 | worldnews | cck5fuk |
It's good to see some new opinions in here, I got tired of limiting or racism to black people. | doctorsound | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,844,135 | StLouis | cckko9s |
My heart does not go out to the "victim". | boomboxtomcat | 2,102 | 2,102 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,754,185 | AdviceAnimals | 1nm65z |
Wow man you're so cool | Cutlesnap | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,784,513 | AdviceAnimals | cck3ixi |
TIL: Jordan won a title with the Wizards | sportsfan93 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,753,380 | nba | 1nm53b |
Centennial, CO cop who was recorded as he shot and killed a dog that was secured by a snare found not guilty of animal cruelty. | ablebodiedmango | 238 | 238 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,752,936 | news | 1nm4is |
Do you guys think that the S.H.I.E.L.D plane is feasible? | Rkar | 163 | 163 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,752,578 | engineering | 1nm431 |
Dat spoiler adds like 25 horsepowah doe brah its sick. | Cryptographer | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,791,255 | engineering | cck4ev3 |
Came out to this on my door this morning. | kaliflower | 1,627 | 1,627 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,750,454 | WTF | 1nm197 |
Wouldn't you rather your children make the associations that sex between adults is normal than a man beating his wife/gf is normal? | [deleted] | 2,346 | 2,346 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,752,095 | WTF | ccjto55 |
Completely agree that violence is an abnormal part of being human. | SchighSchagh | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,759,121 | WTF | ccjw18k |
And when my government tries to force me to give up my ~~AR-15~~ **ASSAULT RIFLE** because they're dangerous, this is why I will never comply. | Sha-WING | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,770,458 | videos | ccjzzaq |
Yep, sure would have helped against those tanks. | SneerValiant | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,778,536 | videos | cck2cwc |
This guy is so random! | MyLittleFedora | 2,383 | 2,383 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,749,502 | cringepics | 1nlzvu |
I see that #randomers don't 'excell' in spelling and grammar. | eggrollking | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,761,221 | cringepics | ccjwr3o |
Bloodidiot, seeubye, justintb97 raiding Carbon again Any assistance would be appreciated. | coheedcollapse | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,749,395 | Civcraft | 1nlzqs |
Do not go near, all 3 are hacking! | justintb97 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,751,033 | Civcraft | ccjtb8m |
admissions are great, I get to skip the whole investigation and just ban you! | ttk2 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,753,394 | Civcraft | ccju47x |
I completely forgot I had this picture. | SplashingMagikarp | 279 | 279 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,748,821 | gaming | 1nlz07 |
Clever way to repost | Pikazard | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,765,292 | gaming | ccjy5t1 |
Cultures | Knahmean | 1,067 | 1,067 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,747,443 | funny | 1nlx2v |
yea bro lets just play ballpark sounds for every broadcast after his retirement | lesbiancocksucker | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,749,403 | baseball | ccjsqf1 |
The lack of hype for this game astounds me. | [deleted] | 1,327 | 1,327 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,747,227 | gaming | 1nlwrh |
Finding Red, A GIF in MC (Not as long as my first) | Lozmosis | 1,952 | 1,952 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,746,871 | Minecraft | 1nlw9u |
While that was certainly cool and most likely took good deal of effort to create... ...I have *no* idea what was supposed to be going on in that sequence. | Teledildonic | 282 | 282 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,757,239 | Minecraft | ccjvewz |
It's up to anybody to interpret. | Lozmosis | 137 | 137 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,757,489 | Minecraft | ccjvhzn |
"Art" | BrashKetchum | 227 | 227 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,758,724 | Minecraft | ccjvweu |
"Abstract" I imagine a world hundreds of years from now "And our primitive ancestors eventually got lazy in their artistic capabilities and started calling shit on canvas "Abstract" | anttyk47 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,765,684 | Minecraft | ccjyatg |
Why can't people be content just painting pictures of shit? | tyro17 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,773,722 | Minecraft | cck11qb |
Obama: "If we get in the habit where a few folks, an extremist wing of one party ... are allowed to extort concessions based on a threat of undermining the full faith and credit of the United States, then any president that comes after me ... will find themselves unable to govern effectively." | cameronj | 2,644 | 2,644 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,746,693 | politics | 1nlw0v |
I've notice that Obama really likes the word "folks" | KiNgBaGeL | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,760,356 | politics | ccjwg71 |
well, that makes more sense now. | wellthenpicard | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,780,886 | Masterchef | cck2vs7 |
Better Shipping with Provident Metals | FuzzKiller | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,745,848 | Silverbugs | 1nluw3 |
How DARE you say something positive about APMEX! | zuizide | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,751,652 | Silverbugs | ccjtitq |
Say Hello To The Next Generation Of Grindr | someotherstuff | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,745,554 | gaybros | 1nluh1 |
nah, you all look the same. | lolbroseph | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,777,789 | gaybros | cck268p |
its 2013 isn't everyone maxed or comped anyways? | OhBananaJoe | -64 | -64 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,747,069 | runescape | ccjrvcv |
Yep lets just close the game, everything has been done. | ijjimilan | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,753,004 | runescape | ccjtzed |
or just make a old version of the game | OhBananaJoe | -16 | -16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,755,201 | runescape | ccjuq76 |
07 was a good year, don't you agree? | disasterrlol | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,757,200 | runescape | ccjveg4 |
Yeah everything was so much better back then like omg | Frankstg | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,780,726 | runescape | cck2ul6 |
China Says US Shutdown Exposes 'Ugly Side of Partisan Politics' | BillTowne | 162 | 162 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,744,729 | news | 1nlt9n |
Yes, because everything is much better under single party rule. | employed_and_reddits | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,764,348 | news | ccjxtzo |
nah i fall in love with 2d women on my computer screen nowadays | xKillerDreag | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,746,946 | lewronggeneration | ccjrto6 |
Tesla Is Tanking - Business Insider | ArchieBandit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,743,460 | cars | 1nlrit |
... Story checks out. | Acceptable67 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,750,440 | tifu | ccjt3p0 |
Good Guy Rockstar (FIXED) | Mobius006 | 1,874 | 1,874 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,742,840 | gaming | 1nlqot |
I too am outraged that Boulder County contains a Wal-Mart. | fuzzybooks | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,752,085 | boulder | ccjto13 |
Married Conservative Christian Who Listed the Bible as His Favorite Book Sent Me this on okcupid | [deleted] | 325 | 325 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,741,721 | creepyPMs | 1nlp81 |
Seems like you could get some free house cleaning! | leopardus343 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,761,093 | creepyPMs | ccjwpfd |
Alliance has received their TPL winnings | Spit-wad | 127 | 127 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,740,709 | DotA2 | 1nlnsd |
Nearly All Mobile Device Makers Cheat on Benchmarks, Except Apple and Motorola | Diminished_Seventh | 1,006 | 1,006 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,740,042 | apple | 1nlmu6 |
The thing is, even if they're cheating they're still behind Apple in terms of visible and tangible performance. | magadget | 221 | 221 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,744,350 | apple | ccjqsxq |
If you can't innovate, compensate. | Diminished_Seventh | 126 | 126 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,746,237 | apple | ccjrjjm |
As we all know, Apple are the only ones who can innovate. | hubertCumberdanes | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,773,462 | apple | cck0ytz |
But at least I was taught calculus and about Maya Angelou | xPrestigeWWx | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,741,660 | Libertarian | ccjpr01 |
A Message From Gabe Newell | tperelli | 1,026 | 1,026 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,739,722 | gaming | 1nlme9 |
Dammit man, spoiler warnings! | JuryDutySummons | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,755,393 | gaming | ccjusfv |
I'm honestly not sure what this one's trying to say. | [deleted] | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,739,575 | conspiratard | 1nlm6s |
Yeah, how DARE law enforcement continue operating! | idkydi | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,753,432 | conspiratard | ccju4oo |
Do you really think they want this mess back? | brtsht595 | 163 | 163 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,749,140 | funny | ccjsn1g |
The county fair always brings the WTF | cherishimo | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,738,583 | WTF | 1nlkua |
hahahaha handicapped people omg lol | yearofthenope | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,757,331 | WTF | ccjvg21 |
Samsung Galaxy Note 3 costs $240 to build, display most expensive part | [deleted] | 97 | 97 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,738,078 | Android | 1nlk4m |
Not to mention wages and salaries. | kalazar | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,750,472 | Android | ccjt42o |
Not if you make it in China | Onkel_Wackelflugel | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,901,979 | Android | cckz0qr |
BJ Sonic: Bisu will play in the next Sonic Starleague | larsevss | 134 | 134 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,737,186 | starcraft | 1nlixz |
Bisu will win the next SSL, FTFY. | iamtherealomri | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,745,030 | starcraft | ccjr2ji |
Finally he'll win something other than the MSL. | mechpaul | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,756,168 | starcraft | ccjv1y7 |
Shallow and pedantic | MainlandX | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,746,854 | todayilearned | ccjrse1 |
Team News vs Shakhtar | king63 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,736,211 | reddevils | 1nlhkp |
8-year-old gets sexist kids' books yanked from bookstore | JCY2K | 193 | 193 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,735,730 | feminisms | 1nlgwz |
Good old fashioned gender norms | Teavert | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,791,687 | feminisms | cck4gjr |
Tor site Silk Road busted, and the owner lives in Austin | [deleted] | 191 | 191 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,735,678 | Austin | 1nlguk |
Blah blah blah state blah blah if there was no state or no monopoly on violence you'd have MORE violence to worry about, not less. | StruckingFuggle | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,750,961 | Austin | ccjtabz |
convincing argument. | mikenewhouse | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,754,704 | Austin | ccjuk9f |
Sunrise over North West Iowa | jon1746 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,735,585 | pics | 1nlgqf |
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