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Oktoberfest 2013 | terroristenusw | 241 | 241 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,644,256 | germany | 1niors |
To what extent is this kind of stuff let go by police? | Mshotts | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,647,139 | germany | cciy3i7 |
We have a different view about what is real freedom over here. | [deleted] | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,652,368 | germany | ccj01gc |
Yet Muricans can shoot at people and deny the holocaust, two things that I really miss here | escalat0r | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,668,653 | germany | ccj63rv |
Sorry, Republicans, Obamacare Just Went Live | smartasswhiteboy | 173 | 173 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,644,057 | politics | 1nioiu |
They just think they need healthcare. | EdinMiami | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,667,853 | politics | ccj5u96 |
A group of WWII Veterans just tore down the fences to get to the WWII Memorial which is shut down because of Congress' inaction | cowzilla3 | 3,436 | 3,436 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,643,650 | news | 1nio1c |
To think they fought and died so that the country could grind to a halt and shut down the memorials for those who fought and died. | NiceBreakfast | 2,044 | 2,044 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,644,280 | news | ccix37a |
I hate that politics here has become more about making the other guy look bad than actually running the government. | thatoneguy889 | 162 | 162 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,649,816 | news | cciz2wg |
While the left remains a bastion of reason and compromise, right? | reasondefies | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,671,922 | news | ccj76jx |
The Greatest Generation so long as you were a white male that didn't mind giving birth to the generation currently tearing the country apart. | rocketvat | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,648,913 | news | cciyqsp |
White males giving birth - interesting ;-) | soothfast | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,649,180 | news | cciyucv |
It will take a lot more than just a vote to restore power to the people. | B32DB08170 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,648,808 | worldnews | cciypdg |
im glad these are the main concerns of the youth of America | xfyre101 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,651,901 | worldnews | ccizv3w |
Urlacher left. | ChristopherSquawken | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,563 | nfl | ccixj9w |
TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT CAN GET REALLY FRUSTRATING SOMETIMES | fjord104 | 196 | 196 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,040 | nfl | ccixcqs |
Manning is probably not number one in QBR since he doesn't need to be clutch | RCizzle65 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,662,041 | nfl | ccj3ta8 |
Rejected this creepy guy from detention softly 3 years ago and another time last year and even today he is still trying to creep. | gardnerfourteen | 123 | 123 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,642,513 | creepyPMs | 1nimij |
But OP, you could have so much wex with him. | Gamer_152 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,648,942 | creepyPMs | cciyr6m |
Next level trampolining | Sbert005 | 1,744 | 1,744 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,641,219 | funny | 1nikro |
Bernie Sanders: "I'm an advocate of a single-payer national health care system, but it never occurred to me to bring down the United States government and cause pain for millions of workers because I can't get my way." | [deleted] | 3,580 | 3,580 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,641,011 | politics | 1niki5 |
Is he too old to run for President? | beer_30 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,216 | politics | ccixeyo |
Far too old, and far too left for the American public, sadly. | ChemicalAli | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,650,750 | politics | ccizfm8 |
He should show up to the debates anyway just to spit knowledge and call out bullshit. | [deleted] | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,657,448 | politics | ccj20vd |
He's not a Democrat so he couldn't get in to the debates. | Badfickle | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,664,546 | politics | ccj4q0d |
All those stupid Vermonters just "throwing away their votes" on third-party candidates like Bernie Sanders. | the_crustybastard | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,667,253 | politics | ccj5n2r |
Biker In A Coma After Attack On SUV Driver | TenFoot | 444 | 444 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,640,953 | news | 1nikfx |
Gotta love the woman who thinks the driver of the SUV is the criminal here. | bigtoine | 242 | 242 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,988 | news | ccixoon |
A hail of bullets around his wife and little girl sounds like a much better outcome | GoldandBlue | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,682,530 | news | ccjaxbk |
Rumour: Manchester United winger Wilfried Zaha caught in bed with daughter of boss David Moyes | amj2403 | 532 | 532 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,640,443 | soccer | 1nijrt |
A massive review of the scientific literature has found that genetically modified crops pose no significant hazards to consumers or the environment. | Kooby2 | 1,738 | 1,738 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,640,285 | science | 1nijla |
What a shock. | dsclouse117 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,649,995 | science | cciz5cc |
The only reason I'm interested in the Steam Controller | Jupsto | 1,674 | 1,674 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,640,142 | gaming | 1nijg3 |
Just plug in a xbox or playstation controller | hamptonwooster | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,649,901 | gaming | cciz439 |
Except those are horrible for first person shooters, a genre which will thrive on the Oculus Rift. | nesatt | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,664,671 | gaming | ccj4rm8 |
I personally prefer using an Xbox 360 controller for PC FPS games. | cube1701 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,671,625 | gaming | ccj732e |
I find it funny how you're being downvoted purely for an opinion. | Gamepower25 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,680,224 | gaming | ccja3zs |
Would you expect anything less from the PC community? | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,680,971 | gaming | ccjadjb |
Tallettes, if this woman is "plus sized" than we are doomed. | Nhsunray | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,639,649 | tall | 1niiun |
Which is why Siv totally takes Clairvoyance all the time, outside of this video. | brningpyre | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,646,806 | leagueoflegends | ccixz71 |
International views of Russia | Musicmantobes | 889 | 889 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,639,135 | MapPorn | 1nii7x |
I'd be interested in Georgia's opinion. | [deleted] | 103 | 103 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,643,261 | MapPorn | cciwqls |
As a South Korean, this explains my unexplained affinity for vodka. | nmyi | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,967 | MapPorn | ccixoeo |
You blaspheme against the sanctity of soju! | oussan | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,646,348 | MapPorn | ccixtcb |
Pffff, soju is just *watered down* vodka. | ssnistfajen | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,653,230 | MapPorn | ccj0dc4 |
How foolish of you. | RonPaulsErectCock | 2,665 | 2,665 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,638,574 | cringepics | 1nihjo |
well if they wanted it to be just for nerds, then they shouldn't have made it so user friendly | BallsAndBells | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,643,852 | cringepics | cciwxw5 |
Thank God we still have Linux! | oldsecondhand | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,658,119 | cringepics | ccj2ajk |
The other way is good also, doing sports makes you dumb (obviously). | m00t_vdb | 525 | 525 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,621 | cringepics | ccixk0r |
samesies, i played soccer for three years and the only way i can turn on my lap top is to cross my fingers and press my face against the keyboard until i hit whatever letter makes it power on | mentholbaby | 314 | 314 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,647,355 | cringepics | cciy6ck |
apparently you hit women as well | _Woodrow_ | 187 | 187 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,649,105 | cringepics | cciytaj |
*Strike* women, good sir | Riderz_of_Brohan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,651,744 | cringepics | ccizsyh |
The Canada address format is confusing | oblisker | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,647,737 | supremeclothing | cciybca |
Yeah, but Canada doesn't have Freedom^TM. | Beeftech67 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,650,008 | politics | cciz5jb |
'70s Ardbeg - wait it did but they drank it all | ecb29 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,756,910 | whisky | ccjvb0w |
Merck to cut costs by $2.5 billion, eliminate 8,500 jobs | discocrisco | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,637,348 | business | 1nig11 |
And they'll pass the savings on to YOU! | Lordoffunk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,652,546 | business | ccj03te |
Higuain likely out tonight | [deleted] | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,637,238 | Gunners | 1nifwc |
What makes you so sure he would score? | Theo93 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,641,471 | Gunners | cciw4no |
Maybe his monstrous 1 in 10 record in the CL. | bellend1234 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,642,357 | Gunners | cciwfds |
Any one else felt really happy and proud for Michael when they saw this (Possible spoilers) | Bxr122821 | 428 | 428 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,636,705 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1nifal |
[Not as happy as when I saw the bottles of champagne and poster at my bedroom door.] | mulligrubs | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,637,490 | GrandTheftAutoV | cciuukw |
It was very emotional for me when I saw this as Franklin because [I chose to kill Michael at the end] | JackMoney | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,648,179 | GrandTheftAutoV | cciyh41 |
I'm gonna dunk it! | [deleted] | 1,864 | 1,864 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,636,355 | videos | 1nievm |
wow, super funny | GhostofJRRTolkien | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,658,878 | videos | ccj2l3w |
Exercising has little to do with weightloss. | ncl1p | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,641,335 | LifeProTips | cciw2zd |
Who would have thought this would come back to bite us. | [deleted] | 1,145 | 1,145 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,634,931 | AdviceAnimals | 1nid9y |
Democrats have been in the same position, they have never let the govt shut down, or even messed with the debt ceiling. | Rowsdower1967 | -30 | -30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,647,144 | AdviceAnimals | cciy3kl |
im really really hoping thats and | spellign_error | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,647,537 | AdviceAnimals | cciy8ro |
If the President would ever pass a budget (5 years and not one budget submitted) this would have never happened. | berry0311 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,648,762 | AdviceAnimals | cciyos4 |
GOP Congresswoman And Fox News Cheer Government Shutdown | annamiapia | 751 | 751 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,634,309 | politics | 1niclf |
Shutdown | DickRhino | 4,047 | 4,047 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,633,445 | polandball | 1nibob |
But why should I pay for poor people? | Pimmeh | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,637,196 | polandball | cciurc9 |
Obama administration: Lawmakers, staff can get abortion coverage..."funded largely by taxpayers" | Maniop32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,633,441 | politics | 1nibo7 |
Very first EPIC BF4 Chopper steal Is mine... #onlyinbattlefield | BombGeek | 162 | 162 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,632,552 | battlefield_4 | 1niarq |
The bottom 1% of Americans live at or below the national poverty lines of such countries as Ghana, Congo, and Mongolia. | SocraticDiscourse | 158 | 158 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,632,364 | politics | 1niakm |
But they have tvs and refrigerators, so they're not THAT poor! | meatball402 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,646,392 | politics | ccixtxc |
David Beckham to own new MLS franchise in Miami | PrawnSolo | 119 | 119 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,631,422 | MLS | 1ni9pw |
Obama, after meeting Israel PM, says 'no options off the table' on Iran | AlonsoClaude | 247 | 247 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,630,536 | worldnews | 1ni8zf |
Glad to see the US is serious about negotiating with Iran, that latest comment is a great start. | NoNonSensePlease | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,637,988 | worldnews | cciv0a2 |
72% of Americans Oppose Shutdown Tied to Health Care Cuts | timeandspace11 | 3,410 | 3,410 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,630,039 | politics | 1ni8l3 |
Thank God Congress is there to look out for our best interests despite what the majority wants! | jzooor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,643,433 | politics | cciwsr2 |
Stop the presses everybody! | Bull_Moose_Rising | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,648,565 | politics | cciym3a |
Siberian tigers making a comeback in China | mickeymousebest | 722 | 722 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,629,313 | worldnews | 1ni80l |
Looks like its time to convince the Chineese that Siberian tiger bones improve boners. | FewHaa | -21 | -21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,640,621 | worldnews | ccivuhc |
'Le Zlatan': 600g Ibrahimovic burger on sale at Paris restaurant | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,628,961 | soccer | 1ni7qn |
The winter arrived in Romania | tzfld | 481 | 481 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,628,278 | europe | 1ni78d |
Make shoveling snow illegal then spread a rumor that Australians are buying it up for Christmas, you'll have gypsies clean it up in no time. | kukul | 279 | 279 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,631,301 | europe | ccita8z |
Yeah racism haha! | Jayrate | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,675,873 | europe | ccj8jep |
Shutdown will largely shutter NASA, other science projects | FredDennis | 1,068 | 1,068 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,628,029 | technology | 1ni708 |
Yep their only customer, they will surely declare bankruptcy soon. | LordoftheLemmings | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,678,020 | technology | ccj9b12 |
Private corporations... who are funded by contracts from NASA, which is shut down. | GACKTBIRTHDAY | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,639,842 | technology | ccivlay |
Don't you know, Virgin Galactic is gonna kill the airline industry overnight. | DirtyPolecat | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,646,769 | technology | ccixyqa |
Not Consent - Made by students at New College of Florida | MisterDamage | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,624,480 | MensRights | 1ni4fm |
Also, consent letter should be signed by a lawyer and have an official seal of national court | Bukkake_Monster | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,628,010 | MensRights | ccisptq |
I'm not a submarine expert but something is not right here | Kruulos | 2,997 | 2,997 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,624,237 | WTF | 1ni4ac |
Goddamn smart car drivers thinking they can can just park where ever they want. | reddicate | 852 | 852 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,627,345 | WTF | ccism77 |
Fucking liberals | [deleted] | 304 | 304 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,633,632 | WTF | ccitswc |
Shutting down the government AND the military at the same time! | sethboy66 | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,634,646 | WTF | cciu22f |
Help me train my bitch, guys? | Agnostic_Thomist | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,623,406 | TheBluePill | 1ni3rs |
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