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gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy | AtheianLibertarist | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,380,805 | politics | c619hvz |
Banning a serious threat to the foundation of a virtual-world wide economy that interacts with real life money is a perfectly legitimate response. | Osmodius | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,380,527 | Guildwars2 | c619ff0 |
the employee responsible for the issue has received a 72-hour ban, as this was his first offense, and he didn't advertise it or used it multiple times. | alexanderpas | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,381,654 | Guildwars2 | c619pne |
Clint Eastwood is senile and watching him now speaking at the Republican National Convention is the most cringe-inducing moment of being embarrassed and sad for someone else that I've ever experienced. | [deleted] | 1,395 | 4,435 | 3,040 | 2012-08 | 1,346,379,015 | politics | z42vh |
And it's just horrible when people make fun of people who can't talk back, especially in the world of politics! | Legoandsprit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,419,424 | politics | c61fitl |
TIL a mall in England uses Kinetic footpads to produce electricity to power the lighting system | TwiceRemoved0 | 1,569 | 4,253 | 2,684 | 2012-08 | 1,346,378,688 | todayilearned | z42ix |
Surely you mean *"Shopping Centre"* | foxchildsunday | 576 | 576 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,401,850 | todayilearned | c61dft9 |
The internet has never not existed in your world has it? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,416,156 | todayilearned | c61eyzj |
no | Brad_1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,416,917 | todayilearned | c61f302 |
So we must protect them from themselves! | goofproofacorn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,691,179 | finance | c62up9q |
Cmon man Obama is above that kinda shit, hes the most open president in history. | Stooooooopid | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,378,092 | politics | c618u0l |
I'd wash it with the blood of your friend. | pink_play-doh | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,388,537 | EDC | c61bbab |
Anyone notice you don't need to have a fishing pole equipped to fish now? | SergeantKoopa | 136 | 159 | 23 | 2012-08 | 1,346,374,233 | wow | z3y1b |
This really needed to be submitted as an image. | binarypolitics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,457,348 | wow | c61palv |
CS:GO logic | strab911 | 1,415 | 3,400 | 1,985 | 2012-08 | 1,346,372,724 | gaming | z3wg6 |
HAHA NO THEY'RE GREAT | ChickenLurker | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,439,977 | gaming | c61kybr |
So, I was talking to a friend about to turn 18, when this exchange happened. | [deleted] | 716 | 983 | 267 | 2012-08 | 1,346,372,521 | MensRights | z3w8x |
Must be pretty awkward for Acura to have that product placement cut. | exo48 | 185 | 185 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,384,082 | videos | c61aapb |
Camaro looses T-top in drag with go pro attached | Jake8493 | 477 | 477 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,671,656 | cars | 1njqry |
Whats up! | willgums | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,673,842 | cars | ccj7tlq |
Haha i read the youtube comment too! | thastig | -17 | -17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,701,739 | cars | ccjfcw4 |
What is an unpopular opinion you hold that you just want others to try to understand? | chrispy_bacon | 169 | 169 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,668,852 | AskReddit | 1njn3n |
I live in the south, I just wish the people down here understood that, just because you don't believe in God, does not make you a horrible person. | [deleted] | 126 | 126 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,682,042 | AskReddit | ccjar6i |
Even the most white trash POS northerner will get a glimmer of elitism in their eye when talking about southerners. | Michael_Huntington | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,694,927 | AskReddit | ccjeb4f |
THAT'S CAUSE WE WON THE WAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | Cafrilly | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,728,302 | AskReddit | ccjkkwn |
Because high recoil is such a fun part of the game. | Xo0om | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,711,341 | battlefield_4 | ccjgfrf |
What is one fact about yourself you have never told anyone? | adfalcon | 651 | 651 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,668,645 | AskReddit | 1njmu0 |
But don't you know that it's impossible to be racist against white people? | darksideguy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,694,003 | AskReddit | ccje4sh |
I don't seed my torrents. | v-alentine | 290 | 290 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,687,899 | AskReddit | ccjcndu |
He's literally... **HITLER** | YoungPotato | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,699,111 | AskReddit | ccjf09g |
License plate of biker who shot all the footage of Range Rover beating. | shotcaller123 | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,668,260 | nyc | 1njmcj |
"Josh Freeman was asked not to attend a Bucs team meeting today" - Jay Glazer | Bleach-Free | 452 | 452 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,665,860 | nfl | 1njjas |
No shit, lord knows I kicked the habit by not having my loved ones around and being secluded from the family I know. | darkfade | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,685,422 | nfl | ccjbwgd |
Culture is fucked up. | Epywa | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,665,704 | MensRights | ccj547k |
Thank God! | Trabacula | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,716,235 | pics | ccjh5mu |
What are you talking about, clearly you could have received the same results with alternative medicine. | Init_4_the_downvotes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,675,629 | pics | ccj8g9v |
But... did you thank god? | FlixFlix | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,678,596 | pics | ccj9igz |
This can only end well | Officalpartyaccount | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,677,003 | wow | ccj8xt0 |
Justin Bieber visiting the Great Wall of China | shishdem | 2,448 | 2,448 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,664,508 | cringepics | 1njhgp |
I can't wait for the day that all his money is gone. | aerial1981 | 790 | 790 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,668,130 | cringepics | ccj5xjd |
A Brief History of "Launch Day" in MMO Gaming | mrtame | 1,839 | 1,839 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,663,857 | gaming | 1njglx |
The car will turn on in a few weeks, you should not be so entitled | RockDrill | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,675,150 | gaming | ccj8a2n |
Hello | xperf | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,663,541 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1njg65 |
[Looks like someone didn't pick Option C] | Chicabro | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,667,795 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccj5tjo |
What are some of your favorite words and phrases that dumb people use to sound more intelligent? | Winslow-Ho-Mo | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,663,243 | AskReddit | 1njfrg |
Copacetic | knumbknuts | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,669,250 | AskReddit | ccj6avs |
Can you give an example of how it's misused? | NoahTheDuke | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,729,202 | AskReddit | ccjkx5a |
2013 MLB Awards, if determined by WAR | [deleted] | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,663,086 | baseball | 1njfjp |
And this, ladies and gents, is why WAR will never be taken seriously. | antrat1965 | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,672,374 | baseball | ccj7bsu |
Because you don't like the results? | SouthernDerpfornia | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,673,318 | baseball | ccj7n6h |
How do you know he wasn't just alluding to Gomez as the NL MVP pick? | Lars9 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,681,826 | baseball | ccjaoda |
I think it shows how people don't want to be fined rather than how important obamacare is to them. | mikarm | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,676,555 | AnythingGoesNews | ccj8s3u |
BrBa | bpgreen | 1,674 | 1,674 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,662,426 | funny | 1njekz |
Wow what a great title | skaternewt | 76 | 76 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,671,615 | funny | ccj72xs |
The Saddest Paragraph You'll Read About the Government Shutdown Today | a_political_junkie | 323 | 323 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,662,209 | politics | 1nje9l |
Chris Christie Hits Congress, President Over Shutdown | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,662,025 | politics | 1nje11 |
Yeah, because Cruz would totally come to the White House when summoned and stay as long as needed to come to a reasonable, responsible solution. | Lordica | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,662,587 | politics | ccj40lu |
University of Toronto student union moves to ban men's issues groups | AnimalNation | 536 | 536 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,661,396 | canada | 1njd45 |
When Writing Well Is Part of the Problem | fourtenfourteen | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,660,499 | writing | 1njbul |
Look at who is funding the fight against labeling GMO foods | alllie | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,658,821 | conspiracy | 1nj9cz |
So nice of him to worrry about everyone's anal health Whys it so hard for homophobes to just mind their own business and not care about people's sex lives | the_recluse | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,664,134 | creepyPMs | ccj4kp9 |
'cos all the gays take it up the butt, right? | RgFargy | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,664,583 | creepyPMs | ccj4qgw |
Nate Burleson's 911 call | Perry87 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,658,047 | detroitlions | 1nj88o |
Yeah the negative breathalyzer test was probably a fluke | Maple_D | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,664,254 | detroitlions | ccj4m8f |
Who is Veronika? | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,657,317 | conspiracy | 1nj77b |
That's why we need biometric-enforced NetID and net-access license so everybody in the interwebs knows if you're a dog or a Californian blonde! | DoctorMiracles | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,658,777 | conspiracy | ccj2jqd |
"I'm so sorry we argued" | [deleted] | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,656,586 | creepyPMs | 1nj64c |
Mmm, I love it when people treat me like I'm a Pokemon or a new Porsche. | Quillow | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,662,380 | creepyPMs | ccj3xtx |
scumbag government | tobasoft | 2,324 | 2,324 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,655,651 | AdviceAnimals | 1nj4pf |
The shutdown is about the budget not just healthcare. | olsmobile | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,659,110 | AdviceAnimals | ccj2obi |
because the rich can get richer by selling arms, but they will have less power over the poor if the poor can have affordable healthcare. | [deleted] | 518 | 518 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,663,985 | AdviceAnimals | ccj4iro |
I found a well known face on my Newspaper | Plonkey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,654,815 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1nj3hx |
[you can find his face on trevors boot now] | BonerSucker | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,655,024 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccj12lu |
Now that all the non-essential employees are out of work, why can't we just keep it that way? | none_shall_pass | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,654,067 | Libertarian | 1nj2gy |
What Does Luis Suarez Mean to Liverpool on the Field? | centralwinger | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,653,969 | soccer | 1nj2ay |
Police Stand Down and Refuse to Stop Vet Access to WW2 Site | redraidertkd | 168 | 168 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,651,991 | news | 1nizhg |
Found a Juggalo hangout spot | SlimChonson | 519 | 519 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,651,598 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1niywj |
Choo choo motherfucker! | ThePeanutBuddha | 2,317 | 2,317 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,650,845 | gifs | 1nixwn |
Ya, all those concussions and late onset disabilities were a thing of beauty. | McDeth | 174 | 174 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,660,698 | gifs | ccj3b0a |
Valve files trademark for Half Life 3 | McShizzL | 365 | 365 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,650,272 | pcgaming | 1nix4l |
For comparison, does anybody know how long Portal 2 was trademarked before it was released? | Big_Green_Piccolo | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,656,351 | pcgaming | ccj1l2z |
I would assume the parking lot will be closed. | ClassyAnalViolator | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,656,736 | nova | ccj1qlt |
Good thing, those overlooks require a ridiculous amount of maintenance | ChiantiAndFavaBeans | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,664,091 | nova | ccj4k4j |
Video footage of a 7-year-old stealing an iPhone prompts a not-at-all repugnant conversation regarding whether black people have inherently lower IQs. | [deleted] | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,648,217 | SubredditDrama | 1niuac |
Well, I am just glad is downvoted this time. | dingdongwong | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,652,067 | SubredditDrama | ccizxeg |
Remember that white people say but things, but black people *do* bad things | david-me | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,657,291 | SubredditDrama | ccj1yk1 |
Testing Seattle's Porn-Friendly Public Libaries | thewalk1100 | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,647,580 | Seattle | 1niteq |
If they're hidden under the table, is it really exposure? | raevnos | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,662,231 | Seattle | ccj3vvs |
Maybe he's being a bit too creepy? | [deleted] | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,647,171 | craigslist | 1nisu4 |
He'll have to beat the ladies back with that thick and luxuriant beard! | doomrabbit | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,650,444 | craigslist | ccizbii |
Probably the Seattle Seahawks due to the 12th Man. | drunkcersei | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,648,275 | CFB | cciyibr |
That's 12th Man^tm to them, though. | edisonlbm | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,650,261 | CFB | cciz90o |
That's a strange name. | owenwxm | 203 | 203 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,646,107 | gaming | 1nirce |
I too am shocked. | XK310 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,677,342 | gaming | ccj9261 |
Miley Cyrus Streams 'Bangerz' Early | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,422 | hiphopheads | 1niqde |
Oh goody. | MasterRelaxer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,560 | hiphopheads | ccixj8n |
A quarter through the season, how's your quarterback throwing | 7tenths | 1,013 | 1,013 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,139 | nfl | 1nipzw |
Because Normandy was closed too: WW2 Vets ignore Gov't shutdown. | whiskeyandtea | 3,560 | 3,560 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,644,702 | pics | 1nipcx |
B E T A | [deleted] | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,654,838 | battlefield_4 | ccj0zzq |
You are right, we should withhold any and all feedback about the game since it is in BETA and the devs will surely fix everything on their own | awittyreddithandle | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,659,531 | battlefield_4 | ccj2ufm |
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