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To combat people recording them, Austin police have made a new rule that anyone recording police in public must stay 50 feet away while anyone not recording is welcome to get closer. | FritzMuffknuckle | 288 | 352 | 64 | 2012-08 | 1,346,199,103 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | yzpdj |
I just heard my dad call Mormonism "Christian Fan Fiction" Reddit, what is the best politically incorrect joke you know? | H_M_Douglas | 1,267 | 11,449 | 10,182 | 2012-08 | 1,346,198,513 | AskReddit | yzoqx |
My kindergarten teacher told me to sit Indian style, so I got a bottle of vodka and laid in the gutter. | Devoushka_Mads | 1,385 | 1,385 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,210,371 | AskReddit | c60apmp |
No, that's offensive to people of German ancestry. | Jaktroj | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,247,313 | AskReddit | c60gd7g |
Max Keiser denounces austrian economics cult | GhostOfImNotATroll | 5 | 13 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,346,369,941 | EnoughPaulSpam | z3tmv |
I really like RussiaToday, it's the only source willing to criticize the amerikkkan government and stick up to glorious leader Putin, all for freedom! | adencrocker | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,374,179 | EnoughPaulSpam | c617wf5 |
Bill Maher the Zionist showing his true colors | Redhawk1000 | 88 | 157 | 69 | 2012-08 | 1,346,368,436 | conspiracy | z3s1n |
Atheism is only for the goyim | SonOfMan11 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,387,703 | conspiracy | c61b4ts |
California leaders strike public pension reform deal | Reuters | chabanais | 0 | 8 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,346,368,037 | Conservative | z3ro7 |
Fabregas playing FIFA with Arsenal scout Danny Karbassiyoon | ignore_my_name | 11 | 13 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,367,358 | Gunners | z3r0i |
Montana's First Medical Marijuana Caregiver Dies in Federal Prison | [deleted] | 202 | 223 | 21 | 2012-08 | 1,346,364,561 | Marijuana | z3o0v |
The DEA should feel really proud of themselves. | TheLizardKing89 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,401,182 | Marijuana | c61dd47 |
LPT: Paint the bottom of the sliding glass door lock white to see if it's locked from afar. | HandCannon | 947 | 1,604 | 657 | 2012-08 | 1,346,359,019 | LifeProTips | z3hqi |
I've been staring at this for about 3 minutes and I still can't tell what's going on. | Dfnoboy | 98 | 98 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,377,114 | LifeProTips | c618lm0 |
Yesil Transfer Complete | stillclickin | 20 | 25 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,346,356,774 | LiverpoolFC | z3f6o |
Mitt Romney tells 533 lies in 30 weeks, Steve Benen documents them | headovmetal | 2,535 | 9,645 | 7,110 | 2012-08 | 1,346,356,505 | politics | z3ew7 |
Im pretty sure Obama lies way more but the main stream media and there liberal agenda don't look into it cause appearantly it's racist to disagree w/ Obama | L0st_b0y | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,394,351 | politics | c61ceer |
Yeah so long as you're joking it's totally cool. | ademiix | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,382,159 | videos | c619u2p |
How I often feel browsing reddit | freeofthought | 1,233 | 3,040 | 1,807 | 2012-08 | 1,346,354,271 | AdviceAnimals | z3cbf |
[f]irst post, be gentle. | CoolCat90 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,375,572 | AdviceAnimals | c618851 |
But we do like close up, HD pictures of your gaping asshole. | koolgoben | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,391,893 | AdviceAnimals | c61byto |
Just make sure you use the monster optimized oxygen coated optical cables to get the best performance between your mobo and the DAC. | Gtxx | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,358,973 | audiophile | c61463l |
What a Wonderful Place | archimedes5 | 1,396 | 18,076 | 16,680 | 2012-08 | 1,346,351,664 | AdviceAnimals | z39bi |
This kind of stuff is why 4chan hates us. | spiral527 | 76 | 76 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,368,389 | AdviceAnimals | c616ier |
We're nothing compared to 4chan's humility. | Sadonyoriik | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,372,461 | AdviceAnimals | c617hli |
Are we seriously still on this President AMA shit? | Dyfan | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,372,174 | AdviceAnimals | c617f62 |
Seriously, a President does an AMA like every other day here, it's not like this was important or anything. | Delaywaves | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,376,621 | AdviceAnimals | c618h9o |
This is like a creationist's understanding of evolution. | Foxprowl | 1,237 | 1,237 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,351,800 | atheism | c6127tk |
I don't think anyone noticed your username. | ShamanChemistry | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,365,840 | atheism | c615wig |
I hear you bud, I like to go to various subreddits and tell them to stop talking about the stuff involved with that subreddit too. | omegaterra | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,373,941 | atheism | c617udo |
I'm so pissed they took Wipeout and Rookie Blue off the air for this shit. | budWEISerrrr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,376,933 | Texans | c618k05 |
I want my gear and I want it now. | LordBlackass | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,387,782 | Guildwars2 | c61b5gi |
Can someone please tell me how the teleprompter knew the result of the rule changes vote at the RNC ahead of time? | kevans2 | 218 | 271 | 53 | 2012-08 | 1,346,347,969 | politics | z351k |
This is clearly fake, Republicans don't use teleprompters | The_Bard | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,356,704 | politics | c613jyo |
How do you know the earth is flat, apart from looking out of the window and seeing it IS flat? | tmstms | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,358,340 | talesfromtechsupport | c613zx3 |
TIL that at the moment John Lennon was pronounced dead a Beatles song came over the hospital's sound system. | GoAheadMakeMyBidet | 1,092 | 5,961 | 4,869 | 2012-08 | 1,346,345,006 | todayilearned | z31ui |
The moment that they announced Steve Jobs dead, I read about it on my Macbook Pro. | chaiguy | 144 | 144 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,368,402 | todayilearned | c616ii6 |
That's crazy, I was on my Samsung Galaxy, and I just pinched to zoom on Google News and right there it said Steve Jobs was dead. | googlegoog | 98 | 98 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,378,377 | todayilearned | c618wh4 |
Further proof that Samsung did copy Apple. | luag | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,381,538 | todayilearned | c619ol4 |
Armed bystander stops stabbing outside school | Halo-One | 16 | 38 | 22 | 2012-08 | 1,346,344,949 | Conservative | z31s9 |
I wonder why he didn't just call the police and wait for them to show up? | Halo-One | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,345,027 | Conservative | c610cjt |
Jeb Bush defends Paul Ryan's lies | njmaverick | 9 | 19 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,346,344,266 | politics | z3134 |
Wow this is the first Bush to ever lie to the public. | officedepot | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,348,415 | politics | c6119r1 |
Bicyclist shot after colliding with pickup truck near Detroit | shinjithegale | 44 | 48 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,346,344,177 | bicycling | z30zf |
The driver could have drove way from the scene, but with traffic around and a person hanging on to you through your window its not the easiest or first thing that comes to mind. | claimed4all | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,348,340 | bicycling | c61192c |
No, you obviously think about reaching into the center console of your car and taking out a gun, pointing it at the guy and pulling the trigger before your think about resume driving. | shinjithegale | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,363,391 | bicycling | c615b8h |
leave $40 on the table in an auction draft. | pml1983 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,346,963 | fantasyfootball | c610vj2 |
The officers must have forgotten they were dealing with a white female and can't just beat the shit out of them while they are handcuffed because someone is actually going to care. | Darktidemage | 1,177 | 1,177 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,354,244 | videos | c612vtk |
Right, because the LAPD has never gotten into a huge shit storm for beating up a black man before. | WhyLisaWhy | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,359,209 | videos | c6148ey |
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I AM SO OFFENDED - HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION! | eatspaintchips | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,359,620 | TwoXChromosomes | c614cdc |
First trailer for "The Iceman" starring Michael Shannon. | apz1 | 241 | 292 | 51 | 2012-08 | 1,346,342,745 | movies | z2zi2 |
Nice to see that Ray Liotta is getting out of his comfort zone. | Mental_octo | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,345,269 | movies | c610ew7 |
The worst is when you get a page, or god forbid, a popup notification, telling you to download their app. | redavid | 981 | 981 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,343,603 | Android | c60zytp |
Pot growing in the woods of Montgomery County | OsbyTexas | 17 | 22 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,346,341,873 | houston | z2ylb |
Daughter of Billionaire GOP Donor Sheldon Adelson Pushes Reporter, Seizes Camera at RNC | camalittle | 47 | 63 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,346,341,857 | politics | z2ykq |
These people are so nice. | FriarNurgle | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,341,978 | politics | c60zjqa |
How to make a simple door | ToiletCrash | 988 | 14,953 | 13,965 | 2012-08 | 1,346,340,508 | funny | z2x86 |
TIL There is a Student Loan Forgiveness Act in congress that would help pay off loans after students pay for 10 years. | M_go2 | 1,117 | 1,904 | 787 | 2012-08 | 1,346,339,389 | todayilearned | z2w3a |
Also, this will totally be an incentive to bring down the rates of tuition with yet another guaranteed collection of payment for the schools/lenders. | PBRBeer | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,379,131 | todayilearned | c61932q |
TIL A New Black Stereotype (OC) | suspicious_quote | 948 | 11,295 | 10,347 | 2012-08 | 1,346,338,817 | funny | z2vim |
Atheism is not a religion, but perhaps Atheism+ IS! | Maysonick | 0 | 12 | 24 | 2012-08 | 1,346,338,736 | Freethought | z2vg2 |
They're Just Moving To A Different Channel | Spinal_Fap | 51 | 87 | 36 | 2012-08 | 1,346,338,691 | Atlanta | z2vei |
We Report...You Decide | tizod | 794 | 15,574 | 14,780 | 2012-08 | 1,346,336,612 | funny | z2tel |
No, Emile Heskey. | Theworldsastage | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,350,654 | soccer | c611vt3 |
"It's not rhetoric to draw parallels with Nazism": Actual fascists in actual black shirts are waving swastikas and murdering ethnic minorities in Athens | severedfragile | 2,092 | 5,522 | 3,430 | 2012-08 | 1,346,336,441 | worldnews | z2t75 |
He's older than Sterling, GET RID | wardamn_adam | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,351,123 | LiverpoolFC | c6120mj |
Do your own fucking homework, asshole. | agent_of_entropy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,334,501 | AskReddit | c60xrz1 |
I heard It's Obamas fault that mitt won't do the patriotic thing and release his taxes to the American people? | kcee11 | 346 | 346 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,332,032 | politics | c60xaom |
Why didn't anyone bring up this very valid point during yesterdays AMA? | DC_Gooner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,334,272 | politics | c60xq86 |
I INVENTED THE INTERNET! | dreamsofbetterdays | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,353,959 | politics | c612t2c |
"You didn't build that." | exoromeo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,356,244 | politics | c613fg5 |
Learn what? | Creole_Bastard | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,363,531 | harrypotter | c615ci0 |
Painting with marijuana smoke | ikid_ikid | 1,007 | 1,711 | 704 | 2012-08 | 1,346,328,783 | woahdude | z2nn7 |
but MJ is harmless | Jigsus | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,342,620 | woahdude | c60zpox |
Video Shows Cop Kicking Defenseless Man in the Throat | hsaleem | 84 | 102 | 18 | 2012-08 | 1,346,326,635 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | z2mft |
That crazy black man assaulted the innocent policeman's foot with his face and then vandalized his car by slamming himself into it! | XooDumbLuckooX | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,331,250 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | c60x5uv |
It's okay -- the local news said he was probably on drugs. | GooseGooseDucky | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,425,298 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | c61gv2x |
When I heard Obama made an AMA | -Tejx- | 907 | 4,789 | 3,882 | 2012-08 | 1,346,323,778 | funny | z2l2t |
It was all for his campaign, nothing else. | chance27 | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,331,642 | funny | c60x8a5 |
and he convinced a bunch people who were already going to vote for him to vote for him. | caesar315 | 174 | 174 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,331,771 | funny | c60x92k |
I am of age, registered, and voting for Gary Johnson...but you're right on the lazy part. | aakaakaak | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,338,492 | funny | c60ylzf |
Server is back up! | iTiamo | 0 | 3 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,346,319,293 | UltraHardcoreServer | z2j4c |
Ibrahim Afellay leaves FC Barcelona and is on his way to Schalke 04. | EpicThomTime | 139 | 187 | 48 | 2012-08 | 1,346,319,119 | soccer | z2j1m |
With Sanchez's recent performance worries, I can only hope this doesn't come back to haunt us later in the season. | robev333 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,340,912 | soccer | c60z9pv |
I'll get the Ouija board then | db1000c | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,321,703 | IAmA | c60vzod |
AMA request: Destiny fan over the age of 15 | CyanIsNotBlue | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,328,510 | starcraft | c60wqyo |
I fucking HATE working in retail. | kiwiking69 | 1,844 | 12,380 | 10,536 | 2012-08 | 1,346,314,322 | WTF | z2h05 |
Christians set to riot and burn german embassies (probably not) | ihedenius | 7 | 8 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,346,314,310 | exmuslim | z2gzr |
People use memes in this subreddit | Xurandor | 312 | 371 | 59 | 2012-08 | 1,346,312,934 | HIFW | z2gcw |
Le jaguars face. | Wbran | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,350,222 | HIFW | c611rgl |
The truth about college all-nighters | joeyraccoon | 1,669 | 5,610 | 3,941 | 2012-08 | 1,346,312,881 | gaming | z2gby |
BEEP BOOP FUCK THE HOMEWORK | angel14995 | 204 | 204 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,334,023 | gaming | c60xoc5 |
It's also equivalent to this. | Friendly_hazard | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,340,030 | gaming | c60z0ty |
Hey guys, what'd I miss while I was gone? | leersobie | 265 | 393 | 128 | 2012-08 | 1,346,309,377 | wow | z2edo |
Intel's Wireless Charging Technology will transport electricity through the air from your laptop to depleted devices nearby | nirad | 1,886 | 4,253 | 2,367 | 2012-08 | 1,346,308,247 | technology | z2doi |
and it will scan the phone for pirated works and delete them without your knowledge. | original_4degrees | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,339,386 | technology | c60yub1 |
"China owns so much US debt that the INTEREST INCOME they receive from the Treasury Department is nearly enough to fund their entire military budget." | 41256d | 209 | 269 | 60 | 2012-08 | 1,346,308,168 | collapse | z2dmv |
The obvious solution here is to borrow more money to build up the US military to deal with the Chinese military threat | IMJGalt | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,325,656 | collapse | c60wehc |
Hahaha Take Five is entry level you plebeian. | SayWordSAHN | 95 | 95 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,331,971 | Music | c60xaar |
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